Time Limit Draw

It's the big one. The Ballad of the Black Scorpion! 33 Years Ago, this show occurred, and we wouldn't laugh at it until many years later. Time Limit Draw's latest venture down the pro wrestling rabbit hole would not be complete without landing on WCW's Starrcade 1990! This infamous pay per view was viewed by our intrepid hosts, Michael Watson and James Ryan. They put their lives on the line for you, the listener! Lex Luger challenges Stan Hansen for his US title in a Bullrope Match. Alexandria York's personal computer tries to predict if we actually care about Terry Taylor or Michael Wallstreet. The first (and last) Pat O'Connor Memorial International Cup Tag Team Tournament! 8 international teams vie for a huge freakin' trophy. Doom and the Horsemen meet in a Street Fight. And in the Main Event, Sting put his World Heavyweight title on the line against the demonic Black Scorpion! Yes, this is the Black Scorpion match you've only had nightmares about.  Welcome to the Anniversary of one of the funniest things to ever happen on Time Limit Draw! Never mind the disaster that was Ric Flair cosplaying as the Black Scorpion. We discovered the best thing ever during Starrcade 1990. Listen to us attempt to hold back tears while a pair of Russian shooters absolutely blind-sided two fat Canadian jobbers during the Pat O'Connor Memorial International Cup Tag Team Tournament! AND A POST MATCH RAIN DANCE!!!

TLD flashes back to a Hall of Fame episode as we reminisce on WrestleWar '92 live from Jacksonville, Florida. It's one of the most brutal matches in WCW history when Paul E. Dangerously's Dangerous Alliance takes on all their babyface rivals in Sting's Squadron in WAR GAMES, where it literally takes cannibalization of the ring itself to determine a winner. But the real hilarity is on the undercard, where Harley Race has found another diamond in the Asian rough and the Steiner Brothers absolutely destroy and cuss at some poor young kid from Japan trying to make a name for himself in the States. Who's this Scotty Flamingo guy and why is he so exotic? Spend a night in Bangkok and hang out with TLD for one of the best episodes in the show's history.

It's War Games at WrestleWar ‘91! Inside the confines of a double ring steel cage, who's gonna bleed, who's gonna no-sell, and who's gonna attempt murder on live PPV when Sting and his buddies take on the Horsemen? How many stars can U.S. Champ Lex Luger carry Dan Spivey to? (More than you'd think.) The Freebirds kick off their negative title reign in style with Diamond Dallas Page and some “brown sugar.” We've got a great crowd, the most random six man tag match you'll ever see, Buddy Landel being hilarious, Bobby Eaton being awesome, Alexandra York's Tandy word processor, Vader and Hansen stiffing each other, WCW Production Values, Jim Ross dunking on little kids, and Big Dust is back in the saddle, if you will, in pul'lic, with the book and a bottle. Pass the Courvoisier and settle in with JR and Mikey for this hilarious LATE NIGHT EDITION of TLD.

Michael Watson and James Ryan are starting the year off in Rumble Country! It's 1998, and the entire WWF roster wants to eliminate Stone Cold Steve Austin, or do they? The roster is bare, so it's up to Vince to make some new stars! FU Goldust, the Three Faces of Foley, IC Champ "The Rock" Rocky Maivia, Uncle Ahmed Johnson, a gaggle of midgets, the rise of the New Age Outlaws, and the fall of Shawn Michaels. This Pre-Attitude Era ppv is the cure for your holiday blues!

JR and Mikey remember the Alamo and the 1997 Royal Rumble on the newest TLD. Shawn Michaels comes home with the flu (and a hangover) to challenge SID for the World Wrestling Federation Championship. Invisible watch-wearing Stone Cold Steve Austin is ready to throw 29 pieces of trash over the top rope, including Bret “The Hitman” Hart, in the Royal Rumble for his right to go to the Wrestlemania main event. The Undertaker and Vader have a HOSS FIGHT. The Nation of Domination is here to put Ahmed Johnson down for good. And we have a random lucha six man tag where Vince and Jim Ross have no idea who anyone is. It takes a King not just to know a King, but also to throw around giant lumber, recklessly destroy announce tables, and intentionally accidentally toss out your tag team partner. The new Time Limit Draw is BIZARRE!!

What happens when your PPV is a commercial for another PPV? Survivor Series ‘91 happens, as Hulk Hogan pulls midcard duty when he faces the GRAVEST CHALLENGE when he defends his WWF Title against The Undertaker! You also get REAL WORLD'S CHAMPION RIC FLAIR jerking the curtain against Virgil! Other guys are involved in an elimination tag match, too, but still… Hacksaw Duggan and Chico Santana lead a babyface team against heel jobbers extraordinaire Skinner, Col. Mustafa, Berserker, and Gloryless Hercules. We've got early Beverly Brothers, a slowly turning Shawn Michaels, and Irwin R. Shyster in the main event??? This episode of Time Limit Draw BETTER BE DEVENOMIZED!

The End is here! No, not the end for your daring hosts Michael Watson and James Ryan, but the end is here tonight for either the WWF or The Alliance! Time Limit Draw presents Survivor Series 2001! We've got two title unification matches, one Immunity Battle Royale, and Women's 6 pack challenge for the title, and quite possibly the greatest, most star studded Survivor Series main event elimination match of all time! Vince's team of Jericho, Big Show, Kane, Undertaker and the Rock take on The Alliance's team of Booker T, RVD, Shane O'Mac, Kurt Angle, and Stone Cold Steve Austin! It's winner takes all because after tonight there will be only one! To the victor goes the spoils! Pucker up, bitch!

Time Limit Draw welcomes you all to the 6th Annual WWF Survivor Series! Our hosts Michael Watson & James Ryan travel back to 1992 to witness the fallout of the Ultimate Warrior leaving the WWF! “Executive Consultant” Mr. Perfect comes out of retirement to join the Macho Man Randy Savage in taking on Razor Ramon and Ric Flair! That's got to be the Main Event of the show, right? It's not? You'll see what is soon enough. First we have the Nightstick on a Pole Match as “Innocent Man” NAILZ looks to exact revenge on his former jailor, The Big Boss Man! Rick Martel appropriated Tatanka's Ceremonial Eagle Feathers and turned them into a fashion accessory, but Tatanka ain't having that! Future WWF Champion Yokozuna has his pay-per-view debut against a guy who used to be yoked, and is about to be flattened. The Undertaker went to the literal wood shed as he painstakingly crafted a beautiful looking cedar Casket in order to deposit a very scared Kamala inside. Seriously, Bob Villa and Sara's daddy would've been proud of that craftsmanship! Then in the Main Event, it's the OTHER Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels Survivor Series match. WWF Champion vs Intercontinental Champion, with only Bret's title on the line! Come load up your plate with some last minute Survivor Series 1992 leftovers!

It's Hogan! It's Piper! It's AGE IN THE CAGE at Halloween Havoc ‘97!! DDP and the Macho Man face off in a Las Vegas Sudden Death Match to decide the ultimate victor in their trilogy. Larry Zbyszko is the special ref when Lex Luger takes on Scott Hall as Kevin Nash is preoccupied in a Fremont Street bordello. Ric Flair's out for revenge on Horsemen traitor Curt Hennig. And Eddie Guerrero puts his Cruiserweight Title on the line against Rey Mysterio's mask in perhaps the greatest match in WCW history. Hop the rail, scale the cage, and let JR and Mikey take worked liberties on you on the latest episode of TLD. SNAP INTO IT!!

It's Hogan! It's Piper! It's AGE IN THE CAGE at Halloween Havoc ‘97!! DDP and the Macho Man face off in a Las Vegas Sudden Death Match to decide the ultimate victor in their trilogy. Larry Zbyszko is the special ref when Lex Luger takes on Scott Hall as Kevin Nash is preoccupied in a Fremont Street bordello. Ric Flair's out for revenge on Horsemen traitor Curt Hennig. And Eddie Guerrero puts his Cruiserweight Title on the line against Rey Mysterio's mask in perhaps the greatest match in WCW history. Hop the rail, scale the cage, and let JR and Mikey take worked liberties on you on the latest episode of TLD. SNAP INTO IT!!

Michael Watson & James Ryan return for one more WCW Halloween Havoc, this time the 1991 offering. The infamous Chamber of Horrors match! Sting, the Steiners, & El Gigante battle Cactus Jack, Abdullah the Butcher, The Diamond Studd, & Big Van Vader. No pinfalls or submission, but one man must get electrocuted! Bobby Eaton takes on "The Computerized Man of the 1990s", Terrance Taylor in a solid bout. The Enforcers mop the mat with the jobber team WCW Special Forces. Steve Austin and Dustin Rhodes fight for the TV Title. Lex Luger and Ron Simmons battle for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship in a 2 out of 3 Falls match! All that and (takes deep breath) The York Foundation, Oz, "Heavy Metal" Van Hammer, P.N. News, The Creatures. Oh, and the WCW Halloween Phantom! I wonder who's under the mask??

Ladies and ghouls, on this episode of Time Limit Draw, we celebrate Halloween early by reviewing WCW's Halloween Havoc 1989! Join Michael Watson and James Ryan as they journey into the Land of the Extreme years before it was ECW country! A rowdy Philadelphia crowd is ready to boo the faces, cheer the heels, and go nuts for tag team action! The Freebirds get cheered over the Dynamic Dipshits! The Steiners clash with Doom! Fat Tommy Rich stinks up the joint! Lex Luger and Brian Pillman battle for the US Title! The Road Warriors collide with the MOTHERFUCKIN' SKYSCRAPERS! And The Thunderdome Match! Ric Flair, Sting, Great Muta, Terry Funk, and an electrified cage or fence, whatever.

Time Limit Draw signs up for the Call To Action Campaign and hop aboard the Lex Express en route to Summerslam ‘93! Surely, American patriot Lex Luger will put away the evil Yokozuna and bring the WWF Title back home to the good ol' U-S-of-A. Right? Bret Hart and Jerry Lawler have it out for the sole recognition to be King of the Ring, and of course Bruce Hart tries to stick his nose in it... AND PAYS FOR IT! Shawn Michaels and Mr. Perfect battle in what will surely be THE GREATEST MATCH OF ALL TIME! The Steiner Bros. have family in the house and defend the tag team titles against the awesomely hilarious Heavenly Bodies. We got a Rest In Peace match, a triple headbutt of immediate death, the diverging paths of Money Inc, and Vince's radio DJ's stinking out the joint. Mikey and JR will be your hero on the latest edition of TLD!

The Heat Returns and so does Time Limit Draw when the WWF brings Summerslam ‘90 to the Philadelphia Spectrum for a big DOUBLE MAIN EVENT! Ravishing Rick Rude challenges The Ultimate Warrior for the World Wrestling Federation Title within the confines of a steel cage. Earthquake put Hulk Hogan and Tugboat on the shelf and the Hulkster is back for REVENGE and he's got law & justice in his corner, dude! The Bossman's pulling double duty because someone's gotta officiate a special “No Televised Jobs Match” between Bad News Brown and Jake Roberts with both Damien and 200 POUNDS of Harlem Sewer Rats at ringside. We got the powerplex, Mr. Perfect with the single greatest sell job of all time, WCW Production Values, and Roddy Piper asking about pancakes. And can the Hart Foundation wrest the Tag Team Titles from Demolition in a 2 out of 3 falls match? We can feel it coming in the air tonight on this HOT edition of TLD.

What happens when you run your most popular star out of the promotion? Crap shows like Great American Bash ‘91! Gotta put the strap on someone, so Lex Luger and Barry Windham will have it out. And that's not even the last match on the card! We've heard a lot about Oz but the push is apparently already done, we got PN News in a damn SCAFFOLD MATCH, the Rock N Roll Express explodes, more of the York Foundation, and what happens when the One Man Gang ditches his slave name? Shows like this happen. Mikey, JR and the crowd all want Flair on this TLD Throwback.

Is it a New Revolution for WCW when Sting finally gets his shot at the NWA World Heavyweight Title against long time nemesis Ric Flair? Paul E. Dangerously leads his newest charge, Mean Mark Callous, into battle against U.S. Champion Lex Luger. We've got a culture clash as the Midnight Express tangle with the Southern Boys. Speaking of white trash and culture shock, the Rock N Roll Express attempt to wrest the World Tag Team Titles from “Soul Brothas” Doom. Buddy Landel's just getting warmed up, Harley Race cheers for Sacramento, JYD's not the most useless guy in a six man tag against the Horsemen, and the Baltimore fans do the Fabulous Freebirds DIRTY on this throwback episode of Time Limit Draw.

It's still Royal Rumble Season, so sit back, and listen to Time Limit Draw's Michael Watson and James Ryan review the 2001 version of the Royal Rumble! Opening match is for the tag title, as The Dudleys challenge Edge & Christian. Chris Jericho wants Chris Benoit's Intercontinental Title in a Ladder Match. Kurt Angle defends his WWF Championship against Triple H. In the Main event, 30 men enter, one man will win! Who's it going to be? The Rock? Undertaker? Kane? Stone Cold? Hardcore Holly? Drew Curry?

(On January 26, 2020, Time Limit Draw sat down to record the following episode. Unbeknownst to the hosts, moments before they pressed record, Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and 7 others died in a horrific crash. They continued to record while they were getting news of this tragedy in real time.) 3... 2... 1.... It's time to Rumble back to 2005 where 30 men battle for the right to main event the grandaddy of them all by winning the Royal Rumble! Shenanigans aplenty in the back as numbers get stolen, raps get free-styled, stables get heated, and champions get absolutely loaded with champagne and overt racism! HHH defends the World Title against former protege Randy Orton in a special Foregone Conclusion Match. JBL defends the WWE Title in a surprisingly entertaining triple threat match. Edge and Shawn Michaels attempt to settle their issues one on one. And the Undertaker... well, the Undertaker has his own issues, the biggest of which is that he's anchored down by a feud with Heidenrich. And how can a guy who's not even scheduled on the card have one of the most famous on-air injuries? When the finish to one of your most important matches in recent memory gets blown in spectacularly awesome fashion, that's how. HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA, get a 40 oz. malt, and get some!!

Happy New Year! While the TLD has been on hiatus for much of 2020, that doesn't mean we can't ring in the New Year with our special 2019 Grab Bag Of Doom episode! What happens when the West Coast Tag Team Champions show up for Crockett Cup preparation against the Mulkeys? La Parka and Silver King attempt to maim Ciclope and Damien 666 in not just any hardcore match, but a Falls Count Anywhere MEXICAN Hardcore Match! Bret Hart brings his idiot brothers to ECW and Amarillo to take on Terry Funk in the Funker's like fourth of seventeen retirement matches. We swing by Smoky Mountain Wrestling to check in on Cornette, Bullet Bob, a young Sunny, and a rebel flag adorned Tracy Smothers. And we close things out with Piñata on a Pole! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!

Time Limit Draw welcomes you all to the 6th Annual WWF Survivor Series! Our hosts Michael Watson and James Ryan travel back to 1992 to witness the fallout of the Ultimate Warrior leaving the WWF! “Executive Consultant” Mr. Perfect comes out of retirement to join the Macho Man Randy Savage in taking on Razor Ramon and Ric Flair! That's got to be the Main Event of the show, right? It's not? You'll see what is soon enough. First we have the Nightstick on a Pole Match as “Innocent Man” NAILZ looks to exact revenge on his former jailor, The Big Boss Man! Rick Martel appropriated Tatanka's Ceremonial Eagle Feathers and turned them into a fashion accessory, but Tatanka ain't having that! Future WWF Champion Yokozuna has his pay-per-view debut against a guy who used to be yoked, and is about to be flattened. The Undertaker went to the literal wood shed as he painstakingly crafted a beautiful looking cedar Casket in order to deposit a very scared Kamala inside. Seriously, Bob Villa and Sara's daddy would've been proud of that craftsmanship! Then in the Main Event, it's the OTHER Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels Survivor Series match. WWF Champion vs Intercontinental Champion, with only Bret's title on the line! Come load up your plate with some last minute Survivor Series 1992 leftovers!

The TLD boys finally dip their feet in uncharted waters: 1995 WWF and the Survivor Series! If The Most Flamboyant Superstar in WWF History can escape Syracuse with his face intact, we'll see the Wild Card Match with heels and babyfaces on the same team! We've got a jobberific opener with such Superstars as Spark Plugg Holly, Rad Radford, and Barry Horowitz! The Undertaker makes his triumphant return after having his face sat on by teaming with his BSK boys to battle King Mabel and the Royals! We set up Alundra Blayze's next feud, presuming she doesn't do something silly like throw the belt in the trash can over on the other show. And the WWF Championship hangs in the balance as Big Daddy Cool Diesel defends against Bret Hart in a No Holds Barred match. The truck stops here!!

What's scarier? 2020 or Vince Russo booking WCW? Jump back to Halloween Havoc ‘99 where JR and Mikey book the show on a cocktail napkin after the show's already started. We've allegedly got Sting and Hogan for the strap, Goldberg and a bloody SID!! for the U.S. Title. DDP and a coked up Ric Flair in a strap match. Harlem Heat breaks out THE YE-TAY, Buff Bagwell is SHOOTING, and Total Package is JUICING! Who are the babyfaces and who are the heels? Will Heenan pocket Flair's Rolex? What is Brad Armstrong doing on PPV? And how can one job Bret Hart in the dumbest way possible? The TLD boys could give a hill of beans about this show but have a good time roasting it on the Tracy Smothers edition of Time Limit Draw.

It's baaaaaccckkk! 2021 wouldn't be the same without our annual re-release of one of our most hilarious episodes. That's right, for some, WCW Starrcade '90: Collision Course may be known for the disaster that was Ric Flair cosplaying as the Black Scorpion, but for us, this is where we witnessed one of the funniest matches ever. Listen to us attempt to hold back tears while a pair of Russian shooters absolutely blind-side some fat Canadian Indian and a homeless man's 911 with their “Soviet Strong Style” during the Pat O'Connor Memorial International Cup Tag Team Tournament! AND A POST MATCH RAIN DANCE!!!This infamous pay per view was viewed by our intrepid hosts, Michael Watson and James Ryan. They put their lives on the line for you, the listener! Lex Luger challenges Stan Hansen for his US title in a Bullrope Match. Alexandria York's personal computer tries to predict if we actually care about Terry Taylor or Michael Wallstreet. The first (and last) Pat O'Connor Memorial International Cup Tag Team Tournament! 8 international teams vie for a huge freakin' trophy. Doom and the Horsemen meet in a Street Fight. And in the Main Event, Sting put his World Heavyweight title on the line against the demonic Black Scorpion! Yes, this is the Black Scorpion match you've only had nightmares about.

Ladies and ghouls, on this episode of Time Limit Draw, we celebrate Halloween early by reviewing WCW's Halloween Havoc 1989! Join Michael Watson and James Ryan as they journey into the Land of the Extreme years before it was ECW country! A rowdy Philadelphia crowd is ready to boo the faces, cheer the heels, and go nuts for tag team action! The Freebirds get cheered over the Dynamic Dipsh**s! The Steiners clash with Doom! Fat Tommy Rich stinks up the joint! Lex Luger and Brian Pillman battle for the US Title! The Road Warriors collide with the MOTHER-F'IN' SKYSCRAPERS! And The Thunderdome Match! Ric Flair, Sting, Great Muta, Terry Funk, and an electrified cage or fence, whatever.

We've got another Flashback Episode of Time Limit Draw! On this episode, we reviewed WCW's Fall Brawl 1995! Flyin' Brian Pillman and Johnny B Badd have an epic battle over who will be the one to battle Sting for his US Title belt. The match you never thought you'd see, but are pretty glad it happened. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson battles his longtime friend Ric Flair! And then there's a bunch of other garbage. DDP gets a shot at Renegade's TV Title, Harlem Heat and Bunkhouse Buck and Dick Slater battle for Maggle's affections and for the Tag Team Titles. And, possibly the worst War Games match ever, The Hulkamaniacs (Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Sting, Lex Luger) take on The Dungeon of Doom (Shark, Zodiac, Kamala, Meng). Gee, I wonder who's going to win that one.

On this episode of Time Limit Draw, our hosts Michael Watson and James Ryan join the WCW roster as they head north to Sturgis, South Dakota for the largest gathering of white trash and rednecks at the Sturgis Bike Rally! Eric Bischoff's pet project/charitable function of bringing professional wrestling to the disadvantaged bikers is commendable! We review Rey Mysterio leaping from 15 plus feet down atop Ultimo Dragon, and the cameras missed it! A motorcycle gets gently demolished via sledgehammer! Harlem Heat battles Racism! Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko fight for 26 minutes and get booed because of it! Mongo visits the Reservation! The Outsiders, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall immediately regret their decision to join WCW! And Hollywood Hogan battles The Giant for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, and Black Spray Paint makes it shocking debut!

It's Deportation on a Pole at Summerslam as Bret "The Hitman" Hart vows to never return to America if he does not wrestle the WWF Championship from The Undertaker, even if his hated arch rival Shawn Michaels is the special guest referee! And if Shawn shows any bias, he's getting exiled, too! We also have the match that changed everything, as Stone Cold Steve Austin challenges Owen Hart for the Intercontinental Title. HHH jerks the curtain again within the confines of a steel cage with Dudekind. Or Man Love. Or something. In a special "22 years ahead of its time" match, DOA takes on Los Boricuas. Is Ahmed Johnson the black Sid? And we've got Peak Sunny in one of the worst segments in PPV history. Answer your phone and download the latest TLD!

JR and Mikey rediscover their edge at In Your House: Final Four. The WWF Title is VACANT after Shawn Michaels lost his drug stash, er, smile and a new champion will be crowned when Undertaker, Vader, Bret Hart, and Steve Austin tangle in a four way gimmick. Owen and Davey Boy defend the tag titles against Furnas & LaFon, but will all the champions’ gold survive the evening? Marlena catches the Katahajime from a mystery accomplice of HHH after Helmsley’s IC Title battle with young whippersnapper Rocky Maivia. We’ve got a Sid promo, we’ve got more bad rapping from PG-13, and we’ve got potatoes in the main event. It’s the March Madness edition of Time Limit Draw!

It’s War Games at WrestleWar ‘91! Inside the confines of a double ring steel cage, who’s gonna bleed, who’s gonna no-sell, and who’s gonna attempt murder on live PPV when Sting and his buddies take on the Horsemen? How many stars can U.S. Champ Lex Luger carry Dan Spivey to? (More than you’d think.) The Freebirds kick off their negative title reign in style with Diamond Dallas Page and some “brown sugar.” We’ve got a great crowd, the most random six man tag match you’ll ever see, Buddy Landel being hilarious, Bobby Eaton being awesome, Alexandra York’s Tandy word processor, Vader and Hansen stiffing each other, WCW Production Values, Jim Ross dunking on little kids, and Big Dust is back in the saddle, if you will, in pul’lic, with the book and a bottle. Pass the Courvoisier and settle in with JR and Mikey for this hilarious LATE NIGHT EDITION of TLD.

JR & Mikey are COMING to the Cow Palace for Superbrawl VII where Hollywood Hogan defends the WCW Title and stinks out the joint against Roddy Piper in the alleged main event. Kevin Sullivan and Chris Benoit tangle in a San Francisco Death Match, with the ladies strapped together at ringside. Jeff Jarrett wants to be a Horseman and has to go thru MONGO BABY to get his wish. Do DDP and Buff Bagwell have the match of the night on a card featuring Guerrero, Syxx, Malenko, and Jericho? Will the injured Lex Luger turn on The Giant? Who will win the latest game of Paper, Rock, Scissors between the Outsiders? Which match gets WCW Production Values? Which match gets a blown finish? And does the United States Congress have bloodlines thru the Midnight Express? (It sure seems like it.)

JR and Mikey remember the Alamo and the 1997 Royal Rumble on the newest TLD. Shawn Michaels comes home with the flu (and a hangover) to challenge SID for the World Wrestling Federation Championship. Invisible watch-wearing Stone Cold Steve Austin is ready to throw 29 pieces of trash over the top rope, including Bret “The Hitman” Hart, in the Royal Rumble for his right to go to the Wrestlemania main event. The Undertaker and Vader have a HOSS FIGHT. The Nation of Domination is here to put Ahmed Johnson down for good. And we have a random lucha six man tag where Vince and Jim Ross have no idea who anyone is. It takes a King not just to know a King, but also to throw around giant lumber, recklessly destroy announce tables, and intentionally accidentally toss out your tag team partner. The new Time Limit Draw is BIZARRE!!

JR and Mikey are GUILTY AS CHARGED as they ring in 2021 with the aptly titled ECW show from ‘99. Shane Douglas (finally) defends the ECW Title against Taz in a special “protect the heel at all costs match.” Like it or not, the rocket is strapped to Justin Credible, so you already know who’s gonna win his Stairway to Hell Match with Tommy Dreamer. What’s Judge Jeff Jones’ big surprise for Kronus? Who did The Big Don Tommy Rich win money on the week before this garbage show? What Disney characters did the Dudley Boys call out? And what did New Jack get the TLD boys for Christmas? All this and how wrestling compares to the recent drama in Washington on this episode of Time Limit Draw.

JR and Mikey dive into the dark days of the WWF and In Your House 12: IT’S TIME!! It’s time for Sid to defend the WWF Championship against Bret “The Hitman” Hart! It’s time for Carny Vince to dance with Flash Funk! It’s time for Jim Ross to defend the hilarity of the Fake Razor and Diesel! It’s time for Gord Abdul-Gretzky to join the Nation of Domination! It’s time for The Undertaker to battle Terry “Bam Bam” Executioner in whatever the hell an Armageddon Rules match is! It’s time for Steve Austin to jump everyone from behind! And it’s time for Shawn Michaels to take all the drugs and do guest commentary and take bumps. But it’s not Vader Time. All that and how the Mean Street Posse has an in with the Greenwich gossip circles on the latest TLD.

Share some leftovers with JR and Mikey as they look back on Survivor Series 1990. Who will make the Grand Finale of Ultimate Survival or whatever the silly gimmick? The Hulkster and his cronies? Earthquake and World’s Stongest Man Bravo? The Ultimate Warrior’s painted up team of... wait, Kerry forgot his paint. Perfect and Demolition? Jake’s team of cocaine? Model Martel’s Visionaries? And someone in the match featuring the biggest jobbers of all time has to survive, so why not “The Arriba Man” Chico Santana? Come for the Powerplex, stay for the do-si-do with the The Gobbledy Gooker. We’re getting pinfalls off of clotheslines in the latest edition of TLD.

Share some turkey with the TLD boys over a serving of Survivor Series ‘93. Globally renowned super badass Bruce Hart leads his brothers Bret, Owen, and Keith into war against last second callup Shawn Michaels (replacing a dude tied up in court) and a bunch of jabronis in a grudge match of epic proportions. In the billed main event, Lex Luger joins forces with his old pals the Steiners and late addition The Undertaker to take on WWF Champ Yokozuna, Helsinki Hellraiser Ludwig Borga, Japanese Sympathizer Crush, and the eternally hilarious JACQUES ROUGEAU! Razor Ramon teams with 1-2-3 Kid and Party Marty and a mystery partner to battle Model Martel, IRS, Adam Bomb, and “no graphics on the gear” Diesel. Why are the Rock N Roll Express on WWF PPV? Will the Gigolo dance? And do we see the dumbest Survivor Series match of all time? All that and then some on the latest edition of TLD.

What’s scarier? 2020 or Vince Russo booking WCW? Jump back to Halloween Havoc ‘99 where JR and Mikey book the show on a cocktail napkin after the show’s already started. We’ve allegedly got Sting and Hogan for the strap, Goldberg and a bloody SID!! for the U.S. Title, and DDP and a coked up Ric Flair in a strap match. Harlem Heat breaks out THE YE-TAY, Buff Bagwell is SHOOTING, and Total Package is JUICING! Who are the babyfaces and who are the heels? Will Heenan pocket Flair’s Rolex? What is Brad Armstrong doing on PPV? And how can one job Bret Hart in the dumbest way possible? The TLD boys could give a hill of beans about this show but have a good time roasting it on the Tracy Smothers edition of Time Limit Draw.

JR & Mikey venture back to the first ever Hell in a Cell match at In Your House: Badd Blood ‘97 where the Undertaker attempts to murder Shawn Michaels within the unforgiving convines of a brand new steel cage! WWF Champ Bret Hart slums it in a tag team flag match with his hobbled brother-in-law against Vader and The Patriot. The Rock jerks the curtain, a plumber uses a horseshoe, and Steve Austin visits all of the announce teams while Los Boricuas only visit one. And it’s Carny Vince’s final PPV play by play job! Come for the blood, stay for Harley Race’s EMT skills, and get some with the latest edition of Time Limit Draw!

Break out the chapstick as TLD revisits Unforgiven 2006 where the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club makes a surprise return inside Hell in The Cell vs. middle aged DX. Edge defends the WWE Title in HIS match and in HIS hometown against the perennially hated John Cena. Speaking of hometowns, it’s Trish Stratus’ farewell match as she challenges old rival Lita for the Women’s Title. Carlito potatoes Randy Orton, Armando Alejandro Estrada breaks cigars, and Melina does EVERYTHING. Are JR and Mikey secret members of the Spirit Squad? Find out on the newest TLD.

There’s no LAW & ORDER in suburban Chicago when ECW comes to town for Anarchy Rulz ‘99. Bowl God RVD defends the ECW TV Title against... well, someone in our alleged main event. Taz, with one foot out the door and the crowd knows it, defends his ECW World Championship against Masato Tanaka and maybe someone else, too. Raven’s back and puts in a WCW-level effort along with Tommy Dreamer as they take on Steve Corino and Rhyno. Will Tajiri and Super Crazy fight on ECW PPV again? And how worthless is Jason? How many jobbers can New Jack destroy with one trash can of weapons? And are those things fake? JR and Mikey answer those questions and more on the latest edition of TLD.

TLD gets revved up and geared up at Road Wild 98 when DDP and Jay Leno (sigh...) battle Hulk Hogan and “martial arts expert” Eric Bischoff. Goldberg takes on all NWO comers in a battle royal because blowing 3-4 months of angles in one night is always a good idea. Chris Jericho’s legendary Cruiserweight Title reign finally comes to an end when he takes on Quasi Juice and special referee Deano Machino. The Faces of Fear explode, friend of the show Stevie Ray defends his brother’s TV Title against Chavo Guerrero, and Brian Adams stinks out the joint with MONGO BABY! Public Enemy gets more time than the main event, the Steiner brothers partake in more shenanigans, and Easy E passes down moveset to the Undertaker on the latest episode of Time Limit Draw.

It’s always Icon vs. Icon when JR and Mikey square off on TLD, but it has a little extra sizzle when Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels do battle at Summerslam 2005. John Cena has his first test as face of the company as he defends the WWE Title against Ayatollah of Rock n’ Rona Chris Jericho. Batista puts his title on the line against JBL and it’s No Holds Barred - Bradshaw probably ain’t impervious to pain. We got Taker and Orton, Olympic Badass Angle, and an Edge/Matt Hardy shoot fight. Or something. Oh, and we have CUSTODY PAPERS ON A POLE as Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio go at it in a ladder match for Dominick. Because sure. McMahon for President? Why not? (Other than 1000 reasons...) New TLD special delivered to you, brother!

Time Limit Draw signs up for the Call To Action Campaign and hop aboard the Lex Express en route to Summerslam ‘93! Surely, American patriot Lex Luger will put away the evil Yokozuna and bring the WWF Title back home to the good ol’ U-S-of-A. Right? Bret Hart and Jerry Lawler have it out for the sole recognition to be King of the Ring, and of course Bruce Hart tries to stick his nose in it... AND PAYS FOR IT! Shawn Michaels and Mr. Perfect battle in what will surely be THE GREATEST MATCH OF ALL TIME! The Steiner Bros. have family in the house and defend the tag team titles against the awesomely hilarious Heavenly Bodies. We got a Rest In Peace match, a triple headbutt of immediate death, the diverging paths of Money Inc, and Vince’s radio DJ’s stinking out the joint. Mikey and JR will be your hero on the latest edition of TLD!

WCW storms the beach - literally - as “hundreds of thousands of fans” drop by Huntington Beach for Bash at the Beach 1995, where Hulk Hogan defends the WCW Title against Vader inside a steel cage as the waves crash in the background. And it was more fun to watch the ocean and the fans on this show, because it’s kind of a stinker. Even Ric Flair and Randy Savage have a dud for their standards in a Lifeguard Match. At least they got some Baywatch filming outta this crap. Harlem Heat tries to carry two teams when they defend the tag belts against the Bluebloods and the frickin Nasty Boys. Paul Orndorff gets turned babyface by the crowd when he battles “Plain Ol Rick” The Renegade. We got Meng, Sting, DDP, and a bunch of other garbage, but JR and Mikey to make chicken salad out of it on the latest edition of TLD.

Welcome back to Time Limit Draw, and yes, we know you have missed us. Due to unforseen backstage politics this is our first show in a month! The longest we have ever gone, PandemicManiacs! "Southern Comfort" Michael Watson and "Golden Voice" James Ryan had a sit down with the booking committee, and we came to the conclusion that we respect you BookerMan! Join us as we celebrate Father's Day and present a very special, shooting from the hip show about our pro wrestling memories with our Old Men, Arnold and Stallone movies, and guess who's got the RONA now?!! Grab a drink, take a seat on a busted couch, and talk to the camera cause this is where the Big Boys play.

At Backlash 2000, it’s ALL HANDS ON DECK for the McMahon-Helmsley Regime as HHH defends the World Wrestling Federation Championship against The Rock in the REAL WrestleMania 2000 main event. And will Steve Austin be man enough to show up in Rock’s corner? Benoit and Jericho chop the ever loving hell outta each other over the IC Title while Edge and Christian work out the kinks of their heel turn against DX with some stiff help from the ring bell. Dean Malenko attempts to murder Scotty 2 Hotty with the Light Heavyweight Title at stake and Kurt Angle’s in for a red and yellow surprise when he takes on the Big Show, dude! Eddie Guerrero and Chyna race back to the arena from their prom date and the Dudley Boys got wood and are out to put that smoking hot jezebel Trish Stratus thru a table. And don’t mess with Bull Buchanan, he’s a bad, bad man on the latest edition of Time Limit Draw.

Crockett Strikes Back! After McMahon’s successful attempts to undercut NWA PPV, JCP puts a supercard on live TV opposite the WWF’s crown jewel event. Before taking Pet of the Year Patty Mullen to school at the Greensboro Hilton, Nature Boy Ric Flair defends the Worlds Heavyweight Championship against some green, yoked up dude in a match that changes the business. Arn & Tully defend the tag team titles against “The Twin Towers.” No sign of Bossman and Akeem. Dusty and the Road Warriors stink the joint out in a CHICAGO STREET FIGHT Texas Barbed Wire Match. We have 2x4’s and COAT HANGERS in a College Rules match for the NWA TV Title. And the Midnight Express and the Fantastics tear the house down in a wild fight. And just remember, TLD invented the dirty deeds, brotha!

The TLD boys are back to talk about the DOUBLE MAIN EVENT of WrestleMania VIII, but let’s be real - we’re all here for JR and Mikey’s reaction to the BONEYARD MATCH!! After UncleTaker is finished quoting Clubber Lang and done murdering AJ Styles and his goons, the topic is cocaine! As in the fuel that powered the 1992 fire. Flair, Perfect, Savage... coked up promos! SID challenges Hogan in “what could be Hulk’s final match...” (Pardon us while we laugh.) Hot Rod puts the IC Title on the line against Bret “The Hitman” Hart. Model Martel is hilariously racist and we meet the tag team we never knew we needed. And god bless Gorilla and the Brain. SHUT UP, MOONEY!

JR & Mikey got jealous eyes as Macho Man Savage and The Luster tangle for the WWF Championship at WrestleMania V! Jesse Ventura basks in the glory of the NEW Intercontinental Champion, Ravishing Rick Rude, but not before going off on one of the great rants in pro wrestling history! Demolition battles the Powers of Pain and WrestleMania 5k star Mr. Fuji with the tag team titles at stake. Rick Martel finally sees what we’ve all seen in Chico Santana. Mr. Perfect has a new look when he takes on the Blue Blazer. Akeem clotheslines Shawn Michaels all the way to Africa in a fun Rockers/Twin Towers tag match. This and more... then some more... and then more after that... when the Mega Powers and Time Limit Draw EXPLODE!!

It’s not SUPABRAW TWO CAGES, but TLD has two Thunder Cages at Superbrawl IV! Ric Flair defends the WCW Title against Vader in hopes of not getting potatoed all to hell again. In the other cage, Sting, Flyin’ Brian, and Dustin Rhodes battle Ravishing Rick Rude, Stunning Steve Austin, and Mr. Wonderful. This ain’t him! Maxx Payne attempts to murder Brian Knobbs when he teams with Cactus Jack to challenge the Nasty Boys for the tag team titles. Harlem Heat beta version squares off with Cobra aka NWO Sting aka Lightning and some jabroni named Thunder. We’ve got DDP, Terry Taylor, Double A, Lord Regal. And we see one of the worst matches in TLD history when The Equalizer and Jungle Jim Steele stink the joint out. Smuggle some spirits with Michael, Jimmy, and the Birds on the latest Time Limit Draw!

The TLD boys are back for St. Valentine’s Day Massacre where Stone Cold Steve Austin has a steel cage date with Vince McMahon, and the boss has a BIG surprise for the Texas Rattlesnake. The Rock serenades Mankind when the two rivals square off in a Last Man Standing Match for the WWF Championship. Nothing says romance like a porn star seducing the Intercontinental Champ’s kid sister, so Ken Shamrock will try to kick the crap out of Val Venis - and for some reason Billy Gunn’s the special ref. Have you ever wondered what the worst commentary team of all time is? Wait til Shane McMahon shows up during the HHH/X-Pac vs. Kane/Chyna tag match and you’ll find out! We’ve got a horrifically bad Bossman vs. Mideon match, the Blue Meanie getting PPV ring time, the birth of a Hardcore icon in the Mississippi River, and how did the York Foundation infiltrate college basketball?? JR & Mikey cover all the bases on this edition of Time Limit Draw!

3... 2... 1.... It’s time to Rumble back to 2005 where 30 men battle for the right to main event the grandaddy of them all by winning the Royal Rumble! Shenanigans aplenty in the back as numbers get stolen, raps get freestyled, stables get heated, and champions get absolutely loaded with champagne and overt racism! HHH defends the World Title against former protege Randy Orton in a special Foregone Conclusion Match. JBL defends the WWE Title in a surprisingly entertaining triple threat match. Edge and Shawn Michaels attempt to settle their issues one on one. And the Undertaker... well, the Undertaker has his own issues, the biggest of which is that he’s anchored down by a feud with Heidenrich. And how can a guy who’s not even scheduled on the card have one of the most famous on-air injuries? When the finish to one of your most important matches in recent memory gets blown in spectacularly awesome fashion, that’s how. HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA, get a 40 oz. malt, and get some!!