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In a world of full of Instagram Likes, Youtube Comments, and Presidential Tweets, these two idiots have no business critiquing anything, but are giving their opinions on everything. Join them as they discuss society, culture, and some outrageous hypotheticals!

Caleb Kilian & Robert Garza

  • Feb 12, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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  • 1h AVG DURATION
  • 29 EPISODES


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NFL Playoffs: Open Off Season

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 82:47


Super Bowl had plenty of hype leading up to it, The Critics discuss whether or not the "Big Game" lived up to that hype and look to the NFL Off Season. Dak Prescott in San Francisco? Aaron Rodgers in Dallas? The Critics feature  "Crispy" by The Shop Beer Company out of Tempe, Arizona.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

NFL Playoffs: The Super Switcheroo

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 56:49


The Critics pull a switcheroo and discuss some of the storylines surrounding the upcoming Super Bowl between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Predictions are made on not just the outcome but the score as well. The Critics have their first brewer to be featured when they sample "Warren Zebra 2021" by Clown Shoes Beer out of Boston, Massachusetts.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

NFL Playoffs: Big Brawls and Bad Calls

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 45:32


Soap boxes out! The Critics have some definitive thoughts on some of the decisions made in the NFC Championship Game and do some soul searching on admitting things they got wrong. They wash it all down with Abbey Dubbel from Flying Fish Brewing Company out of Somerdale, New Jersey.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

NFL Playoffs: Rodgers Rules the Field, Patrick Pays a Price

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 65:01


Aaron Rodgers commands the field and Patrick Mahomes goes out with an injury in the divisional round of the playoffs. The Critics are back to discuss after the Divisional Playoff Round of the National Football League. They also do another round of "Boom or Bust" and sample "Hodgson's Bitter End IPA" from Fish Brewing Company out of Olympia, Washington.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIIHow We PodcastMusic we use - https://www.epidemicsound.com/referral/v1su89/Microphone - https://amzn.to/3sL0OeMInterface - https://amzn.to/3o4duKdHow we record - https://amzn.to/3928iCaCritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

NFL Playoffs: Browns Steel First

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 53:34


It is the start of a new cycle! The Critics discuss the holidays during a pandemic and the start of the Playoffs for the National Football League. Dare we say, the Browns could be the team to beat? They also do a round of "Boom or Bust" and sample "Lagunitas Sucks Ale" from the Lagunitas Brewing Company out of Petaluma, California.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

Bat-mance: Split Decision

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 73:08


The Critics are at the end of their Batmance Cycle. After weeks of discussing both characters' origins and traits in the comic books, movies, and different tv series, The Critics discuss their takeaways which turn out to be as chaotic as the characters themselves. The Critics also try Damien by Surly Brewing Company.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

Bat-mance: Super Serial

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 70:01


We are nearing the end of the Batmance Cycle. The Critics shift focus from the silver screen to the tv screen in this episode and discuss the different television series throughout the years. The Critics also try Disco Ninja by Revision Brewing Company.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

Bat-mance: Lights, Camera, Action!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 67:44


The various Batman movies over the last 100 years have given the world plenty of different versions of these two characters...or has it? The discussion continues with probably the most well-known portrayals of the Batman and Joker characters, yes even the one with the nipples and butts. The Critics also give Flyjack Hazy IPA a try by the Firestone Walker Brewing Company.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Spider-Man, Snacks, Idiots - Click HereFacebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

Bat-mance: Comic Book Chitchat

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 62:01


The Bat-mance cycle continues with the Critics discussing both the Dark Knight and Clown Prince in the comic book universe. To really dive deep, the Critics invite back the guest they have dubbed, "The Pod-Crasher" to join in the discussion. In this issue, the sample of choice is Haze Cake by Clown Shoes Brewery.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Spider-Man, Snacks, Idiots - Click HereFacebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

Bat-mance: Out of the Vat

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 49:35


Continuing with the Bat-mance cycle, The Critics discuss the origin of the chaotic clown and jokester of crime in Gotham. His complex story leaves them much to discuss. The Critics sample ACE Joker by the California Cider Company.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

Bat-mance: From Boy to Bat

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 47:40


In the first episode of the Bat-mance cycle, The Critics discuss the origin of the Protector of Gotham City and the childhood that helped create The Dark Knight. They also pose an insightful question to you, their audience, as well as sample Orderville by Modern Times Beer.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

Season 2: It's Been A Year!!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 1:06


The Critics are back with some changes to their format. Set your calendars for the release of Season 2 on Monday September 7th!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced by Robert Garza & Caleb Kilian.

From Home: The Mother Lode

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 87:20


During this unprecedented time, the Critics are recording a series of episodes they are calling their “From Home” episodes. There are many things that say "home" but one thing that definitely comes to mind is mom. In this fun Mother's Day inspired episode, the Critics welcome their mommas to the podcast to discuss motherhood, lessons learned, and an embarrassing story or two, or three. The Critics also keep to their split brewery choices and feature Pizza Port Brewing Company's Swami IPA and Four Peaks Brewing Company's Peach Golden Ale.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

From Home: Wade, James, and Peter

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 78:19


During this unprecedented time, the Critics are recording a series of episodes they are calling their “From Home” episodes. In 1995, Marvel Comics‘ employees created National Superhero Day on the 28th day of April. In this edition, the Critics are excited to celebrate this day by discussing some of their favorites, least favorites, and divulge their own superhero fantasy powers. Along for the epic adventure, the Critics welcome a cohost of the podcast, “Spider-Man, Snacks, Idiots” and friend, Parker Thomas. The Critics also do the Back Label Advertisement segment a little differently and feature three different beers from local breweries.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

From Home: The New Normal

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 66:37


During this unprecedented time,  the Critics are recording a series of episodes they are calling their “From Home” episodes. From the comfort of our homes to the safety of yours the Critics discuss societal changes taking place everywhere, how they are handling them, and look forward to the future.For our “From Home” Edition, the Critics are featuring some local Arizona breweries. They kick the series off with Arizona Light Lager from Huss Brewing out of Tempe, AZ.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

Let Them Throw Beads

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 47:51


Fat Tuesday is popular for the lavish parties and celebrations that last days. New Orleans, Louisiana is one of the most famous locations to host such boisterous festivities including parades and much food and drink. With this year's celebration around the corner, The Critics discuss the traditions, meaning, and history of this exciting holiday. Along for the conversation is New Belgium's Voodoo Ranger American Ale.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

Innovation Imagination

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 65:40


Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:Facebook:Critics Anonymous - @critics.idiotsINSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

Super Spicy 'Sode

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 67:07


People are getting ready for the upcoming matchup of the year. They Ain’t Your Mama and their Hips Don’t Lie, JLo and Shakira are headlining the Super Bowl Halftime Show. In some circles, this is being talked about more than the game itself and that’s exactly what The Critics discuss in this episode. They also try Drumroll Hazy Pale Ale by Odell Brewing out of Fort Collins, Colorado.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

Full Res

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2020 61:09


Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIIPhoto by Alana Harris on UnsplashCritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

Run Run Rudolph

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2019 61:17


Sorry for the late episode! But we had so much fun making this we couldn't not release it! Take a listen as we go through some last minute present ideas, some fun holiday traditions, and even some way for you to give without spending any money! From us at Critics Anonymous, we want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

A Quick Change of Bass

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2019 70:36


Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIII

All About That Baste

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 47:08


Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, not your carbs. In this episode, the Critics salivate over popular staples like mashed potatoes and stuffing (or dressing) that are likely to be served during upcoming Thanksgiving Feasts across the country, even a weird cottage cheese and pineapple concoction. Marshmallows do not always fix a dish. From discussing deep fried turkeys to honey baked hams, listening to this episode on an empty stomach is not recommended. The feature beer of the episode is Golden Monkey by Victory Brewing Company.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

By Land By Sea By Air

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 62:35


The Critics pay tribute to the courageous service men and women of the United States armed forces in this National Cappuccino Day edition by learning a little more about each of the branches of the military and how they got their start. From weighing anchor and aiming high to fly, fight, and win, our vets are always ready as they go rolling along to be the few and the proud.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 80:20


Phobophobic? This episode is not for you. In this Halloween episode, The Critics dive into the world of phobias and fears. They talk about their own phobias and even discuss some of their most unusual ones, bananaphobia-what? Of course, you cannot have a Halloween episode without discussing some scary and even not-so-scary movies and the beer of the ‘sode is Stone Brewing Company’s Ripper.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIIPhoto Credit:Skelton photo by Mathew Schwartz on UnsplashSpiderweb photo by Nicolas Picard on UnsplashCritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

Should iStay or Should iGo

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 71:33


In a world surrounded by technology, the Critics take a look at some of the newest advances in mobile phones and also reflect on past highlights of the cell phone era from Snake on the unbreakable Nokia to the tri-lens of the dazzling iPhone 11. One critic remains steadfast in his Android ways but can he be convinced to try out the iPhone for the first time ever? The Critics also reflect on the past three episodes and try The Grand Canyon Brewing Company’s Sunset Amber Ale.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Critics Anonymous - @critics_idiotsCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

NFL Salaries - Mo Money, Mo Problems

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 83:20


In this episode of the podcast, the guys discuss the current state of the salaries in the National Football League. Listen as they discuss talking points including how the salary cap is established, how rookies get their contracts, and even dive into what they think would happen if there was no salary cap or if player term limits were implemented in the NFL.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Caleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

That Knight Life

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 61:04


The Critics discuss the Armored Combat League, Live-Action Role-Playing, and the Society for Creative Anachronism. They sit down with up-and-coming ACL knight, Skyler Chew, who is a member of the Phoenix Blood Eagles Chapter and get into the strategy, weaponry, and effort that goes into participating in an activity like this.Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Skyler Chew:Facebook - www.facebook.com/skyler.chewInstagram - @chew9190Phoenix Blood EaglesWebsite - www.blood-eagles.comFacebook - www.facebook.com/ACLBloodEaglesInstagram - @acl_phxArmored Combat LeagueACL Facebook Group - Click Here!Critics Anonymous:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Caleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

You'll Nope Too

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 60:04


In this episode, the guys do a deep dive in the the "IT" movies, both new and old! Join them as they discuss Stephen King's life and writing, the original "IT" miniseries, the current horror movies, and who did "IT" better, Tim Curry or Bill Skarsgard? Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Beer of the Podcast: Digital Bath by Belching BeaverConnect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Caleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIIICritics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

Hello and Welcome to Critics Anonymous!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 1:35


Hello and welcome to Critics Anonymous, a podcast where two idiots, who have no business critiquing anything, give you their opinions about everything. We will be talking about everything exciting in culture and society today, and suggestions from you as well! We are so excited you will be joining us on this adventure. The podcast will be launching September 27th. See you soon!Thanks for listening!PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & RATE THIS EPISODE!Connect with us:INSTAGRAM:Critics Anonymous - @criticsanonymouspodcastCaleb - @calebkilianRobert - @the_turd88TWITTER:Caleb - @calebkilianRobert - @RobbieRobIII Critics Anonymous is produced and edited by Caleb Kilian.

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