A weekly podcast about video games and random garbage.
...Annnd we're black! Topics - Surprise vacation, Doom: Eternal, tuning and dealing, jumping and dashing, parkour master, everything's on cooldown, I'm stuck, Super Pussy Mode, really I need more ammo, I don't know what this multiplayer is, Resident Evil 3, it's more Resident Evil and it's kind of like 2, keys and maps, no loading, dashing and charging, goombas, Nioh, it's kind of like... Music - Sublime - Santeria, Aggressive Express - 'Merica, Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
Chainsawing demons because you have to, not because you want to. Topics - Doom Eternal, the year of Our Lord 2016, everyone is still dying, new consoles same bullshit, stealing codes, the constant lack of ammo, upgrades and abilities, Hell Priests, I like it I swear, plasma beats shields sometimes, there's a story somewhere, skins, master levels. Music - Metallica - No Remorse, Pantera - Rise, Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing
We're all Doomed... Topics - New consoles same as the old consoles, Ori and the Will of the Wisps, Triforce, bubble puzzles, sleeping bear, orb hoarder, Doom: Eternal, new streaming problems, karma, it's Doom... Or is it?, spider masterminds, the base and the secrets. Music - Metallica - Leper Messiah, Pisse - Hundegelantine, John Lennon - Isolation
Whoever wins the semi-annual "Wettest Sneeze in Public" contest wins the old notebook. Topics - Web browser wars, somehow I don't think we'll get out of E3 that easily, Beautiful Desolation, antenna relay, The Dude, fellow tribesmen, spiritual mumbo jumbo, dice games, watering the gaming drought, Ori and the Will of the Wisps, the game is abuzz, mashing X and not using the D-Pad, platforming for the sake of platforming. Music - Nirvana - Drain You, The Black Dahlia Murder - Child of Night, Nine Inch Nails - Reptile (Live)
Drive-by sniping they did Nazi coming. Topics - Bagged bacon, Neverwinter Nights, poisoned by spiders, almost dead, returning to Sniper Elite 4, open world open wounds, circles within circles within arrows, general mayhem, silenced ammo, Beautiful Desolation, pointing and/or clicking, obscure weirdness, for once I just give up on everything. Music - Jim Morrison - Ghost Song, White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls, Kenny Rogers - The Gambler
The hits keep on missing. Topics - Dreadout 2, the fatal frames, Indonesian folklore and urban legends, Ghost-O-Pedia, Asian School Girl Number 53, Cell Phone Obscura, an app for that, artificially difficult bullshit, black fog, horror shit, The Linda Haters Society, ghost girl gurney, Papa, toxic fights, stunlock garbage, Indonesian Tiger Ghost, fuzzy pictures, broken shit, Neverwinter Nights, it's playable..., turn undead?, "Recommended". Music - Onyx - Betta Off Dead, Bunbury - … Y Al Finale, Slipknot - Eeyore
A twisted string of tutorials. It's on Sunday now, I guess. Topics - XCOM2: War of the Chosen, Nemesis Enemies, layers of bullshit, covert operations, time sensitive, losing the tactical touch, story mode, Magic the Gathering: Arena, it's not what you think it is, card games are gay, Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion, 4x, icon anxiety, it made me shit, World of Horror, is it out yet?, complete the ritual, I don't understand things, crashing, Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun, ninja stealth, everything is complicated and I am an idiot. Music - Otoboke Beaver - Old Fart is Waiting for My Reaction, Nine Inch Nails - Closer, GG Allin - Fuck Authority
Zombies, zombies everywhere and not a fuck to give. Topics - Oscar recap, In Search of Darkness, horror art, James Rolfe being James Rolfe, Trump talks B-movies, Nazi zombie/alien zombie, another surprise Spooktacular, Zombie Army 4, it was Hitler all along..., ghost Hitlers, harkening back to a time when killing Nazis was just fun and not a political statement for gays, tripping up on tripwires, traps, XCOM2/War of the Chosen, the usual confusion, yeah the episode is late fuck off. Music - The Exploited - UK 82, The Streets - Let's Push Things Forward, Slaves - The Hunter
The novelty wore off looonnng ago. Topics - Pixels versus voxels... Settled?, Blade Runner remains a mystery, rasters and vectors, trixels, other bullshit I don't understand, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, getting things ten years too late to be cool, scientist bunker guy, invisible vampire creatures, the continuing saga of broken shit, guass rifle gauntlet, that famous ferris wheel that's somewhere, Wishmaster, Zombie Army 4, it's Left 4 Dead but good, X-ray brains and testicles, GFP Radio. Music - Bad Brains - Don't Need It, Tremor - The Proletarian's Teeth, Rage Against the Machine - Guerilla Radio
All work and no new games make AbsoluteDeicide a replicant. Topics - Sad news, Blade Runner, GOG, black borders, cyberpunk arcade machines, pixels versus voxels I don't know, fat people, Rasta Lady, animal murder, Chinese guy in the freezer with the eyeballs, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, have to mention Fallout and Metro, hubs, floating fire balls, crashy. Music - Jimmy Gutierrez - Me Babi Lo Del Mercado, The Offspring - Come Out and Play, Ska-P - Eurotrama
The Mongoloidian. Topics - The Surge 2, directional blocking, combat combat combat, the language of the Souls, cyborg zombies, Baby Yoda, nano cults, Doc Ock, Baby Yoda, just go and do shit, for once I want a map, upping Anor Londo, no more games, dealing with delays, Baby Yoda, Blade Runner is out... The old one, dying for Dying Light 2, Frostpunk, coal and wood and steel, I still suck at strategy games. Baby Yoda. Music - The Hookers - Kiss My Fuckin Ass, Pink Cigs - Low Blow, Mick Gordon - The Only Thing The Fear is You
Rated PG for "Pretty Gay". Featuring special guest: the lovely and talented xJulianaMoon! Topics - Consumer watchdog bites man, beyond PornHub, Chaturbate, dick pics, interactive degeneracy, advanced JO strategies, Globalism in action, Filipinos are pigs, yellow surprise, DLC prices, the bottom half of Twitch thots, tech advice, fuck machine tips, Mortal Kombat with dildoes in the ass, MechWarrior 5 failures, falling back to grinding, The Surge 2 and more Dark Souls comparisons. Music - Anal Cunt - I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman, Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood, System of a Down - Welcome to the Soldier Side
It's not just Mechs and soldiers, it's also soldiers battling robots. And more Mechs. Topics - More MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries but not live, Black Inferno, two Atluses a King Crab and a microphone would have been a better title, dairy voice, LRM carriers, never ending end game, it keeps going and going..., Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, gold Scar, mounting, Terminator: Resistance, Future War, comparing it to Alien: Isolation because that's going to happen, Salvation was shit, reasoning and bargaining with them, film grain. Music - Dishonor - War Victims, Cartilage - Chopped and Churned, Ms Splosion Man OST - Oh Mandy
New year, zero effort. Music - Dshinghis Khan - Moskau, The Chats - Smoko, Ghoul - Metallicus Ex Mortis
The Never Ending Christmas. Topics - What I bought myself for Christmas, Red Dragons, numpads, Hyper X, Dolby Atmos maybe, Post Scriptum, "realistic", Cthulhu Saves Christmas, abbreviated JRPGs, in-jokes and getting meta, Christmas puns, Y.U.L.E. love it, poison, MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries. Music - Devo - Jerkin' Back 'N' Forth, Sean Kolton - Judgement and Retribution, Otoboke Beaver - datsu, hikage no onna
The most important person in history was born on this holy day: Ryan Seacrest. Topics - Reaching to not give up on Halo: Reach, linear unlocks, Radio Commander, armchair 'Nam baby murderer, more robotic than the game with Mechs, dumb soldiers, the Gab ghost town, you can't have "free speech" and no porn, masturbation condemnation, it's Christmas, MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries, familiar universe different perspective, real tank controls, negative progression, math. Music - Mariah Manson - All I Want for Christmas is the Beautiful People, Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis, Rancid - X-Mas Eve (She Got Up and Left Me)
Who washes the cock, men? Topics - Halo: Reach is on PC. Kind of. When you find it, smoky haze, mandibles, doomed missions, ripping off Star Wars and Call of Duty or vice versa, MAC cannon, green streak crapshoot, pfft autoaim, a plea for ranks, how MLG ruined Halo, DMR starts, the dumbing down, power weapons, a genuine rant, is it Halo?, Xbox Series X, Hellblade 2. Music - Otoboke Beaver - Don't Light My Fire, The Rocking Dildos - Raincoat Brigade, Primus - Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweakers
Douchebumps on top of douchebumbs by R.L. Stein. Topics - This obscure indie game called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, the M4A1 manufactured by NERF, killing with personality, molotov to the face, Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2, space grids circles and lines, fears of a botched campaign, Disco Elysium, do something, Racist Cab Driver. Music - Slipknot - Solway Firth, The Damned - Smash it Up Parts 1 & 2, System of a Down - Deer Dance
I was fine until I got three Knuckles capsule toys in a row. Topics - Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the best comedy I've seen in years, space fuel and paper, hilarious Nextel jokes, Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, holocrons, Vader the slasher, Need for Speed: Heat runs cold, Sunless Sea, menus menus menus, curse mummy, Shenmue, can't fault the port, the big stretch and the long con, thin plot in a long game, the memes are wrong, let's work... in a game. Music - Mclusky - Lightsabre Cock Sucking Blues, Cemican - Mixteco, Shenmue OST - Wish...
The Thanksgiving Turktacular. Topics - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, the chop, The GeForce Experience, lightsabering and forcing, planets are big, pushing balls, I suck at children's games, the Wookie homeworld, Debra Wilson has big black titties and fisheyes, cream of sum yung ginger guy, space bugs and dragons, Shenmue 3 is apparently garbage to no one's shock besides cultists, shooting more stuff in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. Hardcore. Music - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song (Live 1972), The HU - Black Thunder, Grey - Vegan Thanksgiving
Cold pressed and cold filtered. Close your window. Topics - Let's strand Death Stranding, I don't have to play it, the Kojima scam, Hell House, planning for next year, The Outer Worlds, what's considered "old school", stealing, fetch quests, tell me your life story random vendor, sleepy time, mixed messages, flaws, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare for the true hardcore, Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order. Music - The Black Satans - The Satan of Hell, GG Allin and the Jabbers - Bored to Death, The Exploited - Beat the Bastards
Where is Zombies? Blizzcon 2019 (didn't watch it), Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (the new one), Piccadilly attack, faux outrage, where's the rape?, crossplay, clickity-clackity, the boots are on the ground, in the Ground War the snipers win, The Outer Worlds, Fallout in New Vegas in Space. Music - James Silva - I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1
The Long Halloween. Topics - Halloween hangover, Silent Hill: 0rigins, HD PS2, PSP was a thing, a trucker named Travis, the gang's all here, The Butcher, red demon, it's Silent Hill, maps and doors, two worlds, hearts in pools, the worst melee system in video game history, Death Stranding came out and no one cares, Fatal Frame 2 is unplayable. Music - Kottonmouth Kings - Bump, Biohazard and Onyx - Judgement Night, Guns N' Roses - November Rain
Halloween Hootenany Volume 5: The Season of the Werewolf. Featuring: Thrills!, Chills!, The Beast Inside, Werewolves?, House of the Dead 3, Spills!, Rot!, Silent Hill?, Sanitarium, Biff!, Pow!, The Suffering, Slurs!, Spooks!, and maybe more... Music - The Mamas and the Pepes - Eat the Bugs (High Energy Ska Remix), Daemonia - Toccata e Fuga, Job for a Cowboy - Suspended by the Throat. In memory of Shawn "Change" Lawson
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, you yell at people and their heads explode. Topics - Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Dolphins, someone figured out tank controls suck, Buffy's mansion, clocks, time jumping, keeping your sanity, runes and spells, menu overload, too many portals, Condemned 2: Bloodshot is dogshit, worse than I remember, people have bad taste, edgy/emo Ethan, sexy Rosa, unwanted combos, can't see shit, exploding babies and heads, the doll factory, they fucked it up. Music - Horror Story - Devil Girl from Mars, The Ghastly Ones - Robot Atomico, Blitzkid - Pretty in a Casket
This is what happens when you cross a loner with a microphone. Not a whole lot. I have kittens. Topics - 360 health checkup, don't play Lost in Vivo, PS1 games look like garbage, famous annoying talking babies, fake glitches/real glitches, Joker, modern historical movies in fiction settings, "acting", justified violence, let's be racist, Taxi Driver?, giving Batman's mother the famous pearl necklace, we're all clowns, theories, Dead Space 2, is it horror?, haunted house etiquette, ghost wife. Music - Condemned: Criminal Origins OST - Main Theme, Angelo Badalameni - The Pink Room, Paddy's Funeral - We Don't Serve Clowns
Health Advisory: Not for expecting women or nursing faggots. Topics - Hauntingly bad coffee, Gears 5 is still broken, A Nightmare on Elm Street, it's average, sleep but no health, Code Vein, level design and AI, not-quite-Souls, random bullshit, mazey ass maze, Condemned: Criminal Origins MOS, Serial Killer X, live research, Doom: Annihilation, It's better than Event Horizon. Music - Laas Rockit - Leatherface, S.O.D. - Freddy Kreuger, Misfits - Night of the Living Dead
Okay, NOW it's The Grunt Free Press Spooktacular 2019, a month-long celebration of all things gay. I mean horror. Shit... It's STILL not October? Too late to change now. Boo. Topics - Gears 5 is still broken, School Girl/Zombie Hunter, avocado and watermelon, soothing shooting, Man of Medan again but "co-op" this time, pass the controller, Hunt: Showdown, blue sparklies, I should like it..., more reasons Early Access sucks, Code Vein, anime vampires, blood vials that grow on trees, critters, already in Blighttown. Music - School Girl/Zombie Hunter OST - Track 6, Bad Brains - Don't Bother Me, Mister Monster - Tina N Freddy
I swear I don't hate everything. Just most things. At least it's the official unofficial start of Spooktober, so I can start playing bad things that I like that everybody hates. Topics - The Friday the 13th curse is real, why the fuck is Nightmare on Elm Street fifty dollars?, retro awesome, Thimbleweed Park, gaming while sick, disjointed storytelling, specks of dust, hot dogs for hamburgers, hint lines, Arrest-O-Tron 3000, toilet paper, Rebel Galaxy 2, generic space shit, feelin' the grind, 3 From Hell, Rob Zombie's illustrious movie career, I want to kick Baby in the teeth, just say "nigger" you faggot. Music - Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gada-Da-Vida
Maybe I'm sick from the trash fire. Topics - Control sucks, levitate to your death, dark platforms, glitchy health, blue balls, annoying shit, the "Find Something Worse than the Ashtray Maze" challenge, Gears 5, Locust Queen, not of this War, skiffin', tornadoes, it's basically Crysis, Dropshot, fighting Grabboids, Real Talk: Gears campaigns, stuttering and crashing, Friday the 13th: Tips and Tricks that kind of work. Music - Gremlins 2: The New Batch OST - The Big Battle, Hatebreed - As Diehard as they Come, Superjoint Ritual - Everyone Hates Everyone
It's a sleepy one. Topics - Blair Witch, no fiddly puzzles, bite the Bullet, more tree people, 90's phones, naggy cunt wife, references, The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan, QTEs, pirates!, Cold Fear, RE4.5, Deadly Premonition 2, Gremlins in the Gears 5 launch. Music - Eat My Fuk - Slit Lickin' Scumbag, Anaal Nathrakh - "Forward!", Pink Floyd - The Gunner's Dream
The Labor Day Spooktacular. Topics - My shit, tube TVs, old games if I feel like it, Remnant: From the Ashes, behind-the-scenes head canon, Moonlight Butterfly, more adds, Remnant's very own Cookie Monster, the sedative called Control, the return of Ray Tracing, collectible vandalism, Blair Witch, it's basically Silent Hill. Music - Pink Floyd - Mother, Immortal Technique - Obnoxious, Pantera - Regular People (Conceit)
Do you like horses? Topics - Gossip time, an "open letter" to they guy who wrote an "open letter" to Respawn, dress up with dollies, Reddit internet people, the reality of monetary transactions, Ion Fury, formerly Ion Maiden, don't use a controller, Duke nostalgia, amazing level design, shotgun/grenade launcher combo, Remnant: From the Ashes, tree people, Dark Souls with guns, adds. Music - Anthrax - Antisocial, Jarkko Rotsten - Access, GWAR - Fuck This Place
Oh no! Why are you reading this? I don't want to leave my room. I like writing stories. Are you trying to kill me? Oh, you've done it again... Bernie... Topics - Compelling gaming news, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Professor Creepy, dropping dialogue loads, support, character development by attrition, lost items, anime character overload, narrative grinding, Sylvain the Destroyer, Sunset Overdrive: the PC port, no multiplayer? Music - Meat Market - Folding Socks, Dan Sartain - OD Life, Cheap Time - Total Annihilation
Believe in your own justice. Topics - Storytime: the Vermont Expedition, summary: I'm retarded, Castlevania: the grudge, the ones and twos, Dead or Alive 6: updated, Mai and... Lula?, getting back to average, looks good, Metal Wolf Chaos XD, mech prophecies, highlighting the clown world we live in. Music - The Clash - (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais, Castlevania OST - Final Battle 01 - Nothing to Lose, The Black Dahlia Murder - Of God and Serpent of Spectre and Snake
The podcast is on Saturday now. Topics - On the road again, Gears 5 beta again, pissed, entitlements, the Locust Dance, skill gaps, Pillars of Eternity, It's Good!, refinements and fixes, The Endless Paths, exponential rewards, Hollowborn, ignore the Kickstarter people, Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Music - Trash Bag Full of Dead Babies - America's Media is Owned by a Handful of Companies, Primus - Too Many Puppies, GWAR - Sick of You
In the summertime when your penis is hard, that's when you go outside and you find a retard... Topics - I am spam, Gears 5 beta/tech test thing, the darkest tutorial, Arcade MP, It's Gears, The Thing (The Game), the buddy system, cold meter, trust meter, infected, "Where's the sniper rifle?", fire, meat blob, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order, the Nintendo Switch is still garbage, Ability Orbs and other free-to-play crap, ISO-8, it's hard. Music - Jethro Tull - Teacher, Nailbomb - Cockroaches, System of a Down - Toxicity
Lots of positivity for once. HIV Positivity. Topics - Fellow day people, jumping back to Apex Legends, Battle Pass, I suck, L-STAR, Ranked Games, Killer Frequency, Alpha Beta Gamer, mini-Spookfest, Dia, dead bodies, Faith, Spider Demons and Ring Girls, Hacknet, command prompts, hackers, FTPBounce.exe, firewalls and proxies. Music - Puscifer - Potions, Chakan: The Forever Man OST - Main Theme, Wishbone Ash - Jailbait
The mask slips. I am Tubgirl. Topics - How to Win at Nintendo Games Vol. 3... Part 2, Fist of the North Star, Friday the 13th, where are the screams?, Baldur's Gate, unbalanced bullshit, spiky armor badguy, searching for story, spiders, Chapter 7..., micromanagement, running from guards, notes. Music - Municipal Waste - Sadistic Magician, Ms. Splosion Man OST - Metal Head, Alien Weaponry - Ahi Ka.
In Zelda II, "If you want to do a fast game-save, hit pause, then simultaneously press the A button and up on the control pad of the second controller. Nice, huh?" - Jeff Rovin Topics - The Sinking City, Oakmont, surprise Lovecraft, Sherlock Versus Cthulhu, The Great Flood, shitty NPCs, research, crafting, Void Bastards, collecting junk and crafting again, rogue-like-lite, fuck Dustwind, Story Time: How to Win at Nintendo Games... Volume 3. Music - Ningen Isu - The Colour Out of Space, Nine Inch Nails - Ahead of Ourselves, The Rolling Stones - Play With Fire
The start of (yet another) new era of GFPP as we move into the big league chews. Mainly a got a job I can literally roll of bed to get to, so we're recording on Saturday now. You could call it "laziness", sure. Sure. Topics - Surprise "vacation", sunshine and Saturdays, "extra" episode, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, bad map, shards, breaking the flow, explore-the-Castle-vania, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Darth Bad Guy, queueing up combos, the Bioware formula, Sigil... It's Doom. Music - Anal Cunt - I'm Gonna Give You AIDS, Chipmunks on 16 Speed - Walk Like an Egyptian, The B-52's - Give Me Back My Man
With E3 in the rear view mirror, we can finally catch up with some old friends and old games, and give up on most of them because they're not very good. Back to the grind. Topics - Starving in and rage quitting Pathologic 2, plainspeople, beaten to death by egg people, Jet Set Radio, pixelized pussy, not hitting the broad side of a crane, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, splitting up the crew, pallete swaps, smashing boxes, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. Music - Iron Maiden - Running Free, Shadow of Intent - Barren and Breathless Macrocosm, Dead Kennedys - Moon Over Marin
I survived E3 2019 and all I got was this lousy podcast. Topics - E3 2019: Ubisoft, Devolver Digital, Square Enix, Nintendo, PC Gaming Show. Music - Sweet - Ballroom Blitz, Beastie Boys - Gratitude, Fleetwood Mac - Oh Well
E3 2019 Part 1 (of 53). Topics - Restream Chat, Lorelai, The Devil Came Through Here, Queen of Maggots, stepdads, piss near the head, stalking Dunkin' Donut girls, shark fin soup, Ice Cube Simulator, ambiguous endings, E3 2019: EA, Bethesda, Microsoft. Music - Owen Benjamin - That Nigger Stole My Bike (Gay Pride Month Edition), Junkie Brush - Sickening, Les Claypool's Duo De Twang - Stayin' Alive
Some big news this week. But I'm still doing the "What I did on my Summer Vacation" thing, so you're stuck with that, suckers. Topics - Observation really sucks, Simon Says, now I'm the dumb AI, padding, Bloodwake, boat combat, the secret is "A", Enter the Matrix, nostalgia hole, vampires?, focus, driving in circles, consistently inconsistent, making Sewer Shark look like a masterpiece, Pathologic 2, surreal horror, too hardcore for me, thread is gold. Music - Jet Set Radio Future OST - Oldies but Happies, Buckethead - 13th Floor, Bloodwake OST - Song 6
Improv and story time. My strengths. Topics - John Wick meh, Slayer, fire, Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel, shitty graphics, the garbage Fallout community, beat them ups, Let's Read: The Prophetic History of Fallout, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic and the nightmare of PC gaming, Observation sucks. Music - The Ramones - I'm Against It, Cannibal Corpse - Shredded Humans, Slayer - World Painted Blood
Ragin' until you have a Breakdown. Topics - Ghost Recon: Breakpoint, more realistic plus Terminators, Breakdown, it's a one shot, Derrick Cole, amnesia, alien skinheads, ultimate power, old walkthroughs, eat your rations, Rage 2: it's not as good as Rage, cotton candy, bad racing. Music - Slipknot - Unsainted, Ministry - Just One Fix, J. Giles Band - Must Of Got Lost (Live)
The Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 200 Spooktacular! Topics - Episode 200!, more like "Gaypoint", journalism is dead, repetition works, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, I'm a shitty fighter, turtling, The Onyx Sword, Dead Space rules, space junk, blobs and tentacles. Music - Hawaii Five O Theme, GWAR - Penile Drip, The Black Dahlia Murder - Funeral Thirst
Episode 200! Oh, wait... Nevermind. More Xbox games. My bad. Topics - Sonic is a movie and a Hedgehog, MechAssault and everything I know I learned from MechWarrior, no checkpoints, Jaws: Unleashed, be the shark, hunger, mines, Stubbs the Zombie, be the zombie, "puzzles", eating brains, tanks. Music - Rammstein - Radio, The Clash - Tommy Gun, Oranger - Mr. Sandman
Everything is broken. Topics - Pre-waiting on pre-loads, Subnautica, catching fish, ever-expanding crafting lists, alien eggs, Mortal Kombat 11, another fighting game story mode..., comic book villains, lack of titties, mobile game bullshit, a million currencies, impossible Towers. Music - The Immortals - Techno Syndrome, ALESTORM - Drink, Torsofuck - Raped by Elephants
Something old and something new. The mid-life crisis episode. Topics - PlayStation 5 sounds okay, Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee, Fuzzles, swapping, shroobs, eggs, OG Xbox rules, garbage third party controllers, a trip to the local retro games shop, Otogi: Myth of Demons, Proto-Souls, Corruption. Music - Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee Theme, Reverend Horton Heat - Marijuana, Cypress Hill - When the Shit Goes Down