Never Gonna Do That

Co-Hosts, Garrett and Sara, kick off a new NGDT series called “Susie Sounds Off,” where they talk to special guest, Mama Sue, about whatever is on her mind at the moment. Today, it’s wine sent into space and taste-testing hand sanitizers of all sorts. Be on the lookout for more weirdly wild tidbits and tales from Mama Sue in future episodes of “Suzie Sounds Off.”Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share or call us and leave a message at 224-300-0949. We'd love to hear from you!

Lead investigators, Garrett and Sara, welcome special guest, Jessica, an esteemed criminal profiler who will help shine a light into the darkest corners of the most depraved minds. Have you ever danced with the Devil? Listen in as the NGDT crime unit pieces together the puzzle of what drove one man to cha cha choke the life out of a local community.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Secret Agents Garrett, Sara, and Rodger lead a delicate undercover operation full of international espionage where danger lurks around every corner and nothing is what it seems. There’s no telling when you might discover a mole in your midst. Ya can’t even trust your good old granny anymore.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Work through your rage with the gang during this week's Christmas conversation about KEVIN!!! That’s right...It’s 2020 kids, and the beloved Home Aloner is all grown up and out for blood! Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Co-Hosts Garrett and Sara unwrap the sugary tummy ache that is the "Hallmark-ish" holiday movie with the help of return guest, Lisa. From princes and bakers to dreamy hometown hunks and merry mishaps, this episode is a Christmas confection unto itself, and the perfect Tinsel Town template for LOVE.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Co-Hosts, Garrett and Sara, continue celebrating Never Gonna Do That’s first Christmas season with a collaborative performance of Twas the Night After Christmas; the somewhat obscure sequel to the more popular, Twas the Night Before Christmas. This delightful poem was originally published in 1901 as a part of a collection of Christmas stories entitled "Dear Santa." We hope you have as much fun listening as we did recording. Happy Holidays to all of the people that make up the NGDT family. May your days be filled with warmth and cheer this season.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

For Never Gonna Do That’s first Christmas, we wanted to do something special. Tonight, Garrett treats us to a traditional reading of the beloved poem: "A Visit From St. Nicholas" more commonly known as "Twas The Night Before Christmas," written by Clement C. Clark, and first published 1823. Happy Holidays from our family, to you, whom we consider family.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Co-Hosts Garrett and Sara jump into the wacky world of animation with NGDT special guest, Mario. Grab a bowl of your favorite cereal and kick back on the couch as they touch on cartoon classics from the last 50 years and then dream up some of their own deranged storylines.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Garrett and Sara talk turkey and give "hanks" in this holiday celebration of Tom that is stuffed to the brim with imagined adventures big and small.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Garrett, Sara, and return guest Rodger, conclude last week's conversation with musings on the hellish horrors of Hollywood and monsters making a comeback.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Garrett, Sara, and return guest Rodger, accidentally create a role-playing game for theatre kids that combines slinging sammies and big dreams of the stage with a healthy helping of reality. This "mini-sode" ends on a cliffhanger so make sure to come back next week when we’ll conclude our conversation with Rodger and finally hear the haunting, horrible, Hollywood horror story of where monsters and dreams go to die.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, show watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Sara and special guest, CC, unite their girl power for a juicy conversation on everything from cosmetics and science projects to what happens in the locker room, witchcraft...and even visits from a certain someone in red. Oh, and Garrett is here too! Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

NGDT welcomes special guest, Noel. This learned lady definitely knows how to keep a discussion lively and a body fresh. Together, we’re exploring what makes us afraid---from unyielding murder machines to unnamed things that go bump in the night. For the month of October, we’ll be talking even more monsters, definitely death, and a whole lotta horror hijinks, all while welcoming in goulish guests each week.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, show watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Co-Hosts, Garrett and Sara, are accompanied this week by special guest, Tara---a mad scientist of international regard who aims to research the limits of the human mind. Their chilling conversation explores everything from cannibal cookouts and concealing corpses in haunted houses to terrifying trick-or-treats, candy cannons, serial killers, and more!For the month of October, we’ll be talking even more monsters, definitely death, and a whole lotta horror hijinks, all while welcoming in goulish guests each week.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, show watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Join co-hosts, Garrett and Sara, as they welcome their monster-oggling guest, Archie, for the wildly romantic kick-off to Season Two! Whether it be contemplating mummy seduction, conjuring up gravity monsters, or engaging in a secret tryst with the Loch Ness Monster, this episode promises to be devastatingly delightful. There’s just no telling what sort of beastly pleasures are behind door number two!For the month of October, we’ll be talking even more monsters, definitely death, and a whole lotta horror hijinks, all while welcoming in goulish guests each week.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, show watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastPlease rate and review if you enjoyed the show! You can also email us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Join Sara, her co-guide, Garrett, and guest traveller, Rodger, as they embark on an untethered dive into new realities, alternate timelines, and unchecked lunacy. No matter what dimensional door they step through, they eventually find themselves entering...THE COUNCIL OF THE CAGES.This is the final episode of NGDT: Season One!Join us on social media:Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastEmail us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Join the reefer rebellion with Jolt soda wizard man, Garrett, his co-host, Sara Smile, and NGDT's first-ever guest brainstormer, Lisa Lovely. This episode is perfect for potheads, magic mushroom munchers, and everyone else too! Join us on social media:Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastEmail us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Do you want the biggest party of your life to happen after it's all ended? This episode is for YOU! Get blotto gellato with the craziest and absolutely hottest bodies that have gone cold. Snatch your free pass and ditch those expectations. It’s time to get down in dirty town as we put the FUN (and the FUNK) in funeral!Join us on social media for podcast updates, cover art, weird facts and trivia, show watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastLike our show's artwork? Now you can order clothing, masks, home goods, and other NGDT merch from our Threadless store: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@nevergonnadothatpodcastEmail us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

You are about to enter the podcast of never gonna do that. The people are dumb. The jokes are dumb. The rulings ARE we will never do that. This is Sara's take on Human Resources---reminding us that if you’re ever involved in a dispute with another employee and the two of you just can’t seem to work it out, don’t take HR into your own hands. Take them to court. OFFICE COURT. Join us on social media for podcast updates, cover art, weird facts and trivia, show watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastInstagram: instagram.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastEmail us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

Was there ever a moment when you questioned why we’re all here? Have you ever felt like you’re missing out on what matters? Do you know deep inside that you have something special to share? In today's podcast, you will find the answers to these questions and step onto the path towards your purpose. So, open up the Joy Book with us and discover what it’s like to make your mark by high-fiving your way into hearts big and small across America.Join us on social media for podcast updates, cover art, weird facts and trivia, show watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastEmail us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

In this episode, Sara and Garrett explore the world of annual conferences, professional development and networking experiences, and exhibit hall attractions....only it's for associations they dream up in their demented brain boxes. Listen in as they design midnight moon meditations for werewolfs, imagine education sessions for serial killers who are wishing to scale their personal brand, and talk about hosting a career fair for assassins looking to learn job skills such as negotiating contracts and contract kills. Join us on social media for podcast updates, cover art, weird facts and trivia, show watchlists, creative prompts, and more!Facebook: facebook.com/notdodatpodcastTwitter: twitter.com/notdodatpodcastReddit: reddit.com/r/notdodatpodastEmail us at nevergonnadothatpodcast@gmail.com if you have ideas you'd like to share. We'd love to hear from you!

In this week's episode, we continue to uncover the latest and greatest scandals of the super wealthy, the super human, and the SUPER EVIL. First, Garrett will unleash an uncensored exclusive on the illustrious and elusive DR. FINAL. Then, we'll dish on the dirty dealings of those who aim to take our vexed villain down a notch or two and expose the seedy underbelly of the underlings who hope to steal the spotlight from our unassuming star.Join us today for this tell-all tale of a deeply misunderstood fugitive with a fancy for fusion. And stay for the AWESOME takedown of superheroes who SUPER SUCK.

Join us for double the pleasure and double the fun as we ponder the mystery of doppelgangers this week, asking...are they good, evil, or just bored and a little ambivalent? From double lives to double takes, this spooky story about unintended twins will have you both frightened out of your mind and doubled over in laughter.

Attention all you bitchin’ banshees and gossip-hungry ghouls! It's time for our plucky team of investigators and demonologists to sniff out some stories and then dispose of the evidence before wind of it hits Page Six. Today, Garrett will follow in the footsteps of a supernatural genius---from crashing a sexy seance and partying with poltergeists to generally performing ghostly feats of daring do. So cuddle up and turn out the lights because Garrett is gonna bust ghosts harder than he busts a nut in this Quaid File.

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be so normal you make people sick? Get this question answered and more. Because today, Sara talks super powers, soap operas, and secret identities. Then wraps the show with exposing the seedy underbelly of amnesia, assassins, and clone genocide.

As it states in the orientation manual, our team unearths a new idea each week and then files it away before the very fabric of existence is threatened.In this episode, Agent Garrett will dissect the undocumented dealings of aliens and humans as they struggle to survive and thrive alongside each other in a post-invasion world.Links to Stuff Mentioned in the Show:District 9 Official Trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyLUwOcR5pkYouTube Channel of Bill Plympton (Animator):https://www.youtube.com/user/Plymptoons

Pssst. Hey you. Yeah you! Listen up as Sara shares private thoughts about walled off areas and not so secret gardens. Then, follow the frappuccino foam with her as she goes underground to investigate cafe conspiracy theories and expose eccentricities of the ancient, doddering, British elite.

Sometimes when two people love each other very much, or get too drunk at a Pearl Jam concert and meet John at the merch table, they get married and have a baby...Sometimes not in that order. And then there's other times when they realize it just won't work out...Or that they've wasted the last 9 years with a half-brain who's definition of romance involves springing for a case of High Life. Sit down with Garrett and Sara this week as they tackle the tough topic of divorce. Their candid conversation is sure to take you for a loop - dy loop and send your tummy into a tizzy.

This week our favorite gumshoe, Garrett, investigates a cold heat where characters combat cabin fever and nothing is what it seems. So bundle up and settle in for a sexy, snow-filled story filled with climate change cover-ups, elf revolutions, boyhood crushes, and unapologetic android lovemaking. We guarantee you’ll be riding a Rockin’ Rye high when we're through with you.

Today, Garrett will share the good news on what the sweet sisters of Saint Katherine's have been up to in this creative conversation about potential storylines for our version of Sister Act 3.And just like the Bible, this story is full of insights and intrigue ---- including heists, half-time shows, and the Mall of America.

Today, Sara has us thinking about foxes, childhood adventures, haunted houses, old Detroit, and all kinds of things! Whether you’re like old King Foxey with a predilection for people bones or you simply prefer beating it behind the Piggly Wiggly, this episode has more twists than a pretzel factory. So come get wild in the woods with us!Note: This is the first brainstorm session we recorded for Never Gonna Do That. It was done on gaming headsets in our absolute enthusiasm for getting things started. With that said, there are a few audio issues. Enjoy this candid capturing of our podcast's infancy!

Today, Garrett keeps us on our toes with a lonely little tale from the archives that involves a chimp’s journey of self discovery, loneliness, and abandonment that leads to a legacy unlike any other. Links to additional information on some of the stuff we mentioned in this episode:"Lucy: The Chimpanzee Who Was Raised Human" https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/571318/lucy-chimp/

In today's transmission, Sara talks about transporting late twentieth century nostalgia to another solar system and also shares some tips on Dome Improvement.Links to additional information on some of the stuff we mentioned in this episode:"Galaxy Quest: WTF Happened to this Movie" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GpCul5i_WM)

This week, Garrett's story of teen trauma has it all. Best Friends. Fast cars. House parties. And of course...Grandma. By the end of the episode we promise y’all will be taking a sharpie to your shoes. So set your dials to auto-tune and get ready to rock!Note: This is one of the first recordings of Never Gonna Do That. We hope you'll enjoy it despite there being a few audio issues. Let's just say that gaming headsets are great for gaming...and that's about it. From our perspective, and in the spirit of creative adaptation, we like to think that the occasional "snap, crackle, pop" add to the raw energy of the episode. At the very least, we know our Grandmas will be proud!

Today Sara asks us to explore a world in which people's emotional baggage and the evolution of the human race are uniquely linked.

This is the first episode of Never Gonna Do That! It's the podcast where creativity is the artform. Co-hosts, Garrett and Sara, discuss who they are, what the podcast is, where it might be going, its eventual purpose, and bathroom habits that produce fertile ideas all around. Tune in weekly to get inspired or get a giggle as people brainstorm ideas in real-time!