The Problem Solvers

Happy fathers day you fornicators! If you have kids that is.  If you don't, maybe you got a sexy little thang wearing a diaper and sleeping in a crate.  Either way, we love and respect you.

DONT MOVE! Whats that in the distance?! Is that a charging angry animal of some kind? What do you do? Bet you dont know...bet you fucking die.  Thats why we're here.  Today Matt quizzes the team on their animal instincts.

TWO SOLVERS ENTER......ONE SOLVER LEAVES!!! It's a head to head debate between Matt and Lizz on the hot button issues facing our world.  Who will be victorious!? Open your dumb ears to find out

In a fear that we didnt come with it last week, we decided to hit the internet up again, but this time we did it die hard with a vengeance.  We dig into the minds of the solvers with deep meaningful convo, and fart jokes. 

This week we head out into the untested waters of the internet to address real world problems and concerns.  But we dont find anything good so we just kinda shoot the shit

Heres another episode where I can honestly say I have no idea what happened here.  We went in blind and came out dirty.  We talk about sex and gross stuff.  Lets label this one nc17

Sixty god damned nine episodes baby.  This what its all been for.  Now we're retiring on top.....or bottom....depends on the lay out

Oh shit! We're getting real weird today.  Nice Chris joins us on Matt and Daves bday to ask some insanely awkward 'Would you rather..' questions.  Here's one, would you rather listen to this episode or make a second holocaust?  Thats what I thought! Now listen to this episode or just be a nazi for the rest of your life.

I know we've been giving you guys a lot of grief about not writing in, but truth be told, you're doing great.  We're just lazy and haven't been addressing them in a timely fashion.  So today we get all up in yo biznass, and fix all of your shitty problems, just like old times!

Hey NY...weeds legal.  You thats cool?! You wanna waste your life getting stoned...getting blazed...getting turnt? Well dont! Matt and Lizz did and this episode sucks because of it.  We said some really funny stuff, by they were too high and forgot to hit record

Nothing new, the internet has issues, and we're the people to fix things.  The team takes on the reddit, but makes it sexy.  Listen to it so I dont have to type about it.

So this week doesn't count as a real episode.  We had to record remotely becuase Zak got Covis-19 and ruined everything.  Too sick and tired to come up with a funny episode, so we talk about star wars.

We have a special guest!  The crew talks covid vaccine, and oddly enough, Zak get Covid 19 just days after recording.  The government is trying to silence us!!!

Oh man, this week!? Am I right!? We gotta talk about sexiest ass kids toys and racists ass children authors.  Because this is the world we live in.  It could be worse though.  Luckily, it can always be worse, which means we'll always have something to talk about!

Man...what a week!  Life has been mega man busy, so this episode is mostly us bitching about life.  Did you want something funnier?  Too bad!  Go to Joe Rogan for that shit.  We're more than just performing monkeys, we're people too

Oh man, we didn't realize this was our 60th episode.  We probably should have done something special, but we forgot...so we'll getcha back at the next milestone.  This is week its a bunch of the same.  Sex, Love, Ethical debates, you know the usual.  I swear its funny though.

Sooo, this is weird, but....how would someone go about getting more people to listen to their podcast? It's not for The Problem Solvers! HAH oh no we're doing great! I'm just asking for a friend.  We all have those embarrassing questions that we can't own up to, so that's why this weeks episode, we're answering your questions that you're "asking for a friend."

Looking for a new way to pick up some strange?  Maybe you're trying to find true love?  Perhaps you want to spice up the 14th with your soul mate.  Who cares!? Listen to us instead of having sex! This is our second loveless Vday episode, still not funny though.

Holy. Fuggin. Shiz.   WE HAVE LISTENER PROBLEMS AGAIN!!!!!  Thanks to all the listeners that send us their problems, you are truly doing the lords work.  We got some real ones today.  Life, love, buttz, no problem is to hard for us to solve!

Ah man...is everyone as sick of hearing about Zak as I am?!  I feel like we know nothing about either of the other members of the team.  What if their crazy dirty sex baby perverts?  Who knows!? This week, we figure out the personality of these Strangers that we let into our ears every week.  Are they INTJ, ENTF,  WWF?! Listen in and find out!

We noticed your kids are horrible brats and we decided to step in.  Nah just playing, but The Problems Solvers have decided to give you all our parenting tips and advise.  I mean, who better to give parenting advise than us!? Between all of us, we have 2 kids!

The world is legit bunkers bananas bongos right now.  Yall probably need the problem solvers more than ever.  The country needs the solvers! Thats why we're starting our political campaign! Join or be a piece of shit your whole life.

We back in 2021 taking on the Internet!! Today is a little more laid back, so join us as we talk resolutions, sexual transmitted diseases, and take it to reddit.  Bonus feature: Our complete theme song!  Its probably the best rap song of all time.

Its a brand new year! fuck off 2020! Now, I'm gonna be honest, I don't remember what we talked about in this episode.  I know its about 2020 and shit, but thats about it.  I do tell a fart story though, so thats something

Oh, you've been so naughty.  I can tell, it's on my list.  My sexy sexy naughty list.  Don't worry baby, Im not like that punk bitch Santa, I don't punish the naughty, I celebrate them! Listen to us! Happy Holidays from the problem solvers!

Oh baby, don't you wanna play with us baby? Cmon baby listen to our podcast.  This week we reveal the sexy, moist underbelly of the world that is OnlyFans!  We sit down with Cavaderjess and learn the industry from a pro. AND WE TALK ABOUT BEWBZ

Chris and Victoria are back!! This was supposed to be another Ask A Therapist episode, but Victoria may have had a  little too much to drink.  So instead we just asked gross sex questions! And if you listen to the end, you get a special treat; the audio of Victoria falling out of her chair (see episode image for reference)

These fools really thought they could just walk right into that spotlight shining for the problem solvers!? Well guess what kids, you need to interview for this job just like anywhere else!  Listen as I put the spurs to these phillies in my grizzly audition process.

Man, holidays, Am I Right!? This years Thanksgiving is gonna be crazy weird, so why not invite the problem solvers in on that sweet turkey action?  We've got conversation starters, interesting topics, and CDC tips for a safe meal. Or not, I dont give a shit 

Sorry about the delay, but the second season is back on track! We're kicking out the jams with a new(ish) crew.  Have a peak at our intro episode for our virgin team member!

AWWWWWYYYIIIISSSSSSS The Problem Solvers are back!  Your problems have only gotten worse, so we have returned to save you from yourselves.  We were going to tackle some of our listener emails this week, but we got super side track discussing the politically correct way to address one another.

We. Are. BACKKKK!!!! After a two week sabbatical, we have returned to continue our mission to fix the world.  Zak, Dana, Jimmy, and Shy get real sexy and help you keep things spoicy in the bedroom.  Lets get it! 

Im not crazy, you're crazy!  This week, Lizz tries to enter the mind prison that is Zaks brain.  Is he a sociopath? Is he a psychopath? Is he a path path!? Who the fuck knows?!

Awww Shittttt We got Butterbean yalllll!!! The one and only Beans join us to try and figure out why all of the worlds rich and famous keeping raping children.  I dont think we solve this one, but we're definitely close to cracking the case.  Join us, I mean, unless you're pro pedophilia, and you're not pro pedophilia are you?

Ah man, Dave and Zak get a little off topic here today.  We wanted to talk about the customer service industry, but we get side tracked with talks off love and butts.  Check it out unless you want to miscarry your first child.

Hey girl you look so gorgeous today baby.  You should listen to this podcast you sexy babe.  It'd be so good to you you little princess.  No? Fine! Fuck you you psycho bitch!Hello?You mad at me?

Everythings fucked.  The truth is out there.  Trust no one.  Dont listen to the governmnet, listen to us!  The team assembles to discuss our feelings about conspiracy theories.  WHATS REAL ANY MORE!?!?!

In honor of the 4th of July, we've decided to steer away from problem solving, to educate you nerds on some shit.  Dazzle your friends with all your new found America/Presidential related random facts!  Find out which president had a gay lover, which state sucks the most, and how bad Zak is at teaching!

OH dip my favorite couple is back! Chris and Victoria hop on to settle some of the internets more debated topics.  Food, love, sex, and toilets, we put an end to all the internets nonsense.

Damn...did we just get semi serious?  Did we talk about racism, police, and politics? Thats fucking lameeeeee, but I'm sure it's still funny.  Hopefully

I'm outta state but still gotta entertain yall.  So I got my bud drunk and tried to talk about butts and time travel

It's mutha humpin June!? How wild is that!? Half this cluster fudge of a year is almost done.  Join us on our quick little recap of the big events that shaped 2020 thus far.  Nerds

Ah bruh we're so chill.  It's been a busy month, so we took a load off this week.  We're just shooting the shit for half an hour, and will be back to solving problems next week.  So get all your questions and comments to us on facebook, instagram, gmail, and youtube!

Fuck the Po Lease! Nah not really though...but kinda.  This week we dig into our legal experiences to give our listeners the advice the law doesn't want you to know! Legit, absolutely everything we say on here will hold up in court, promise.

You sad, sad little virgins.  Here you are again, listening to us instead of going out and talking to possible sexual partners.  Well, fear not friends, we're gonna get you laid!  This week we answer the burning questions virgins have for sex gods like Zak, Dave, and Liz.  Even if you're not a virgin, I promise you'll learn something.

Holy. Shit. Dawg.  We just hit our 30th episode! That doesn't make any sense, so we decided this episode shouldnt make any sense either! Come with me, as we blow davids mind.  Thanks for making this happen you poor losers.  We love you all

Its been a while, but bitches we back to basics!  Zak and Dave, one on one, taking on the problems of one.....fan.  We've received an unmanageable amount of problems from one special listener, and we fucking solve them all. Check it out...unless you want covid-19

Oh man shit just got weird.  Wanna know what happens when a really cool dude interviews two drunk weird dudes? Well today's your lucky day!  Buckle up as we take on an interesting thought experiment; can we figure out what makes people awkward?  Spoiler alert, the answer is no. 

The quarantine has made us negative in the brain and mouth, so we're airing out our grievances.  We cover some of our unpopular opinions and those of our listeners and followers.  Let me get this out of the way now, we're sorry to the ladies, we're not sexiest.  

Girls gots questions for boys, boys gots questions for girls, and Daves gets to work from home.  Once again, we're giving you the wrong answers and obviously bad advice.  But whatevs, who cares!?

In these trying times, the world needs to keep their minds occupied to hold it together.  We at The Problem Solvers...have not held shit together.  On todays casual episode, listen to us talk about our quarantine experiences, and how Zak made someone shoot themselves.