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All three betches are back and ready to dive into the biggest news in pop culture this week, which means is all things Eras tour, and VPR reunion. Sami shares a concert recap and her own theories following Taylor Swift's statement that she's “never ever been happier.” The trio also answers the toughest question of the day: who is worse… Matty Healy or Tom Sandoval? You be the judge, betch. They unpack every revelation from the first VPR reunion episode, along with thoughts on Ariana's public interview. They close things with a tough decision — Matty frankly needs more help than selling timeshares, but he will be sent to the Caymans, because Tom Schwartz has many more weeks to come. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Put on your glasses and cry in secret, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap the penultimate episode of Succession's ever, and at long last it's time to lay Logan Roy to rest. They get into it all, from Roman's bungled eulogy, to Shiv and Tom's reunion, and Kendall's strategic moves. Then, Sami and Aleen award their Number One Boy, Out Of The Will, and Boar On The Floor of the episode, and end with their final Forecast ever. Thanks for listening…woof, woof. And be sure to tune in next Tuesday for their recap of the series finale! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 9 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sorry betches, Aleen and Jordana are on the road this week – and missing the biggest VPR recap of all time. But never fear, Sami is joined by Emma Diamond, creator and host of the Comments by Celebs podcast, to talk all about the wildly revealing season finale of Vanderpump Rules. They break down all the best moments: Tom & Ariana's epic breakup scene, the ever-so-satisfying cast reactions, Ariana's shade-filled WWHL interview, and everything in between. How long do we think the affair was really going on for? What did everyone know about Miami girl? And what else are the Toms hiding from us? Plus, they debrief on where Tom and Raquel's relationship stands and where we go from here. Finally, they send Sandoval on a solo trip to the Caymans… because he needs to think about what he's done and those timeshares aren't going to sell themselves. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tuck your cloven hooves into your slip-on shoes, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap Episode 8 of Succession's final season - and it's finally election night. Absentee ballots are on fire, there's wasabi in Decision Deck Darwin's eyes, Greg's getting busted back down to Greg for the night, and we're down to our last functioning touchscreen. Sami and Aleen share the power rankings for the week, some of their favorite quotes, and cap it off with The Forecast (or perhaps we could call it PENDING). Thanks for listening… but be warned, for the Conheads are coming. And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 8 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches are are settled after the travels and have plenty to discuss today in the world of pop culture and beyond! They kick off the episode breaking down the long awaited coronation of King Charles, who was captured showing some grumpy faces on his big day. What could His Majesty the King have possibly been complaining about? Then they discuss the latest Matt Healy's headlines of him *allegedly* doing the nazi salute on stage. Out of context, or actually problematic? Then it's time to talk about Robert DeNiro, who has announced he soon to have his 7th child at 79 years old! Finally, they get to last night's Vanderpump's not-quite-finale episode. Would we all feel different if we didn't know the Scandoval was right around the corner? They wrap it up with the ceremonial exiling to Cayman Islands, and they are spoiled for options this week, who will get the infamous honor? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can we steal you for a sec? Sami and Aleen woke up on the right side of the coffin today, and they're back with a recap of Episode 7 of Succession's final season. Matsson's cracks are starting to show, Shiv & Tom finally fight it out, and Connor's back in the game. With election night and Logan's funeral still looming large, they cap it off with their forecast of what's to come. Thanks for listening…enjoy your beds, go home, cry. Don't forget your coats! And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 7 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches are back from London town and ready to share their firsthand experience across the pond leading up to the coronation. It's almost King Charles' big day… Prince Harry, get your sh*t together. Back in NYC, they give their takes for best and worst dressed from fashion's biggest night– the Met Gala. RIP cockroach. Then they wrap up with a debrief on the leaked VPR finale trailer. Raquel will finally be sent to the Caymans, because it's about time. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who wants to play bitey? Sami and Aleen put on their matching bomber jackets and take off into the *clouds* with a recap of Episode 6 of Succession's final season, complete with Kendall's moment in the spotlight, Shiv & Tom's reconciliation, and Roman's firing spree. Plus, they discuss Matsson questionable tweet… he's very European. They give us their favorite quotes from the episode (deep fakes included) and finish with a forecast for next week. Thanks for listening…Big shoes. Big shoes. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 6 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cheerio, betch. Sami is podcasting from London, with Aleen and Jordana joining her by the time this episode is live. Sami and Jordana are talking all things couples from Sofia Richie and Elliot Grainge's lavish French wedding, to debriefing the easter eggs in TSwift and Joe Alwyn's split… and are costars Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell hooking up? They wrap up with a farewell to Bed Bath and Beyond. Use those coupons now! Who's going to the Caymans? Joe Alwyn, of course. Hope the stewardess isn't a Swiftie. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mind if we perch? The podcast is off to Norway for an @Betches retreat following yet another memorable episode of Succession. Our very own Quad Squad (Sami and Aleen) are back to recap Episode 5 of the final season, and they have a kill list of their own to discuss. They cover Kendall's Scooby Doo negotiation tactics, Roman's epic mountaintop rant, and the bags and bags of blood. So much blood. Plus, they share their favorite quotes from the week, and make some predictions for where the future of the company is heading, with or without ATN. Thanks for listening… but if a podcast collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation? Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 5 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana's officially in the burbs. Welcome back to Long Island, betch. The trio is all together IRL and begin today's episode with Jordana offering Sami & Aleen her review of Air, giving it a solid 4.25 out of 5. They dive into discussing the hottest new PR relationship in Hollywood: Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet. Then they wrap up with some reality TV tea: debriefing Summer House drama between Lindsay and Danielle, and the latest on Vanderpump Rules. To close things out, we find out the casting list for ‘3 Betch Movers.' Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a somber episode this week, but we have a great grief guy for you… well, actually two great grief Betches to recap Episode 4 of the final season of Succession. Sami and Aleen have their Tom Wam lip balm on, and share their thoughts about everything that happened leading up to the pivotal board vote. They give their 5-Waystar Earnings Report review, including their favorite moments from the week, and share a myriad of memorable quotes. Plus, they get to the bottom of Logan's underlined-in-pencil wishes, speculate about Shiv's pregnancy storyline, and forecast what will happen next. Thanks for listening… but you might wanna put down that fish taco, you're getting your melancholy everywhere. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 4 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ciao, betch! Sami is coming at you live from Italia, with Aleen back home. They wish Tay Tay (all too) well following her recent split from Joe Alwyn. Then they share their hot takes on Tom Sandoval's recent tell-all interview that no one asked for… however, we're salivating for the reunion. They wrap up with the internet's latest viral obsessions: Ben Affleck speaking fluent Spanish — who knew — and a reaction on Harry's confirmed attendance for King Charles' coronation. It's pretty obvious who we're sending to the Caymans this week…. Howie Mandel. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somebody get me the best airplane-medicine-expert in the world, because Sami and Aleen have a lot to discuss and the plane is circling. Episode 3 of the final season of Succession was a memorable one, following the bombshell moment when **spoilers ahead** the family patriarch died on his private plane and everybody was left scrambling. How will things shake out now that the true meaning of “Succession” is in full swing – dramaturgically speaking – and what will happen to the family now that Logan is gone? Plus, they share the standout quotes of the week, talk about the wedding-that-wasn't (but actually kinda was), and forecast some major predictions for the rest of the season.  Thanks for listening… You make us feel like we caught a foul ball at Yankee Stadium. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 3 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is anything sweeter than getting out plans at the last second? Maybe having someone come over and cook your holiday dinner for you. Aleen, Sami, and Jordana tell us all about their Passover dinner plans – sorry we couldn't make it – and why Gefilte fish deserves more respect. The Barbie trailer has everyone talking, and we're in… but is the movie going to live up to the memes? They talk about the reasons Barbie is going viral, and share the scoop on why Amy Schumer dropped out of the project. Then they go deep on the latest Scandoval news – Schwartz tried to do damage control on WWHL last night – but something isn't quite adding up. They send Sandy's business partner on a one way trip to the Caymans so he can try to get his stories straight. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anyone up for some karaoke? The final season of Succession continues with episode 2, and Sami & Aleen – just a couple of regular joes – are recapping it all. The siblings are still scheming, Conner's rehearsal dinner awaits (sorry we're late, the chopper took off without us), and Logan returns to his ATN roots to inspire the pirate crew. Plus, they dive into Logan's karaoke room apology as the Gojo deal looms. Finally, they close the show with a round of “We Rate You” featuring their Number One Boy and some deeply uncomfortable moments - Kerry's audition tape continues to haunt our focus group nightmares. Thanks for listening… we hear for you. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 2 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got a lot to catch up on, betch. Most importantly, how much does a good haircut cost these days? Aleen, Sami, and Jordana begin with their hot takes on Hollywood's hottest new couples: Harry Styles & EmRata, and Selena Gomez & Zayn Malik are both making headlines. After that, they break down Gwyneth Paltrow's memeable court case, and while on the topic of problematic blondes, they share their thoughts on Reese Witherspoon's divorce. Aleen wraps up with her debrief on Daisy Jones and the 6 — should we be watching? — and they tell us where the new season of White Lotus will take plus. Terry Sanderson (aka the guy who's suing Gwyneth) will be sent to the Caymans, because he'll probably be paying her legal fees anyway. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why is everybody so f*cking happy? Probably because Succession is finally back! Which is why Sami and Aleen are *rummaging* through the much anticipated season premier and recapping it all. They've already watched it 3 times – one for each Roy kid, unless you count Connor and his 1% – and they have a lot to say. From sad birthdays and “disgusting brothers,” to bidding wars and breakups, they dump out a ludicrously capacious bagful of memorable moments. Then they close with a “We Rate You” featuring Nan Pierce's finest lines, Greg's countless faux pas, and a look ahead to next week.  Thanks for listening… You're our pal. You're our best pal. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season to hear each Succession episode recap! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Recap: Who Deserves To F*ck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All 3 Betches are back together IRL and kick off this week's episode with a spirited debate about how women are addressed VS men. Gals? Girls? Ladies? You tell us. The first bit of celebri-tea starts off on a sad note, with the 3 wishing Amanda Bynes well following her recent psychotic episode. Afterwards they dive into the latest VPR/Scandoval updates– the tea is boiling. Right after, Jordana does a quick Last of Us finale recap now that Aleen's back, and then all of them debrief the latest nepobaby that is Sofia Coppola's daughter Romy, and how she attempted to charter her father's helicopter for funsies. Lastly they share their hot takes on MGK and Megan Fox's split. And who's going to the Caymans? Raquel for her cringe interview outside the nail salon. It seems only fair since we've sent Sandoval multiple times.. She'll be sent on the Coppola's helicopter.  Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We hear... for you. Season 4 of Succession is almost here and Sami & Aleen are going to be recapping every single episode... so why not start where things left off? In this ATN Betches ep, they dive into the finale of Season 3 (titled: All the Bells Say) to refresh your memory on the big cliffhanger, who committed the latest betrayal, and what we think may be coming next. They rate the episode on a scale of 1 to 5 Waystars, recap all the pivotal scenes, and share their favorite quotes from the episode. Then they close things out with "We Rate You" by ranking the week's Number One Boy, who's Out of the Will, and which character is Boar on the Floor. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gals are back but minus one– Happy Birthday Aleen! Don't worry all 3 Betches will be together again next week, IRL. (And Sami & Aleen's Succession recap episodes start Monday!) Jordana and Sami kick off the episode by debriefing the latest in the VPR Scandoval of it all. Then the two do a quick Oscars recap, congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her baby announcement, and share their hot takes on Gwyneth Paltrow's controversial “health and wellness” routine. They wrap up with a deep dive on the trending “Influencer Kid” interview in Teen Vogue. Gwyneth Paltrow will be sent to the Caymans this week: try finding that bone broth in the islands, Gwyn. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen and Jordana are out today, but don't worry Betch, Sami and her good friend Kate Kennedy (host of the ‘Be There in Five' podcast) are here to spill all the pop culture tea of the week. Of course, the episode begins with a debrief on the Scandoval. That's followed by additional hot takes on the Hailey/Selena drama, the two share their Oscars predictions, and wrap up with their reaction to Chris Rock's return to comedy in his latest Netflix special. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In case you've been glued to your screens watching the Murdaugh trial, you're not alone. The Betches are coming in hot and dive right into a debrief on all the details. Then they share their hot takes on the latest with what's happening in Girl World: aka what exactly is going on with Selena Gomez & Hailey Bieber? And why is Kylie Jenner involved? From one feud to the next, they give their thoughts on the news that Prince Harry may be adding another chapter to Spare following his eviction from Frogmore cottage. As to who's being sent to the Caymans? Buster Murdaugh, since he's not on trial and deserves some sort of punishment aka, no recliner, next to a screaming baby, and has to check his bag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches open today's episode with a hilarious discussion: how old do you feel you REALLY are? Jordana's a solid 28, Sami's settled on 60, and Aleen is a tired 25 year old — she just needs more sleep. Can relate. The trio dives in to share their thoughts on ~that~ viral video of Ariana DeBose from the BAFTAs, followed by a debrief on the latest South Park episode mocking a certain former royal couple — take a wild guess. They discuss more Peltz-Beckham wedding countersuits, Countess Luann's vomit-worthy concert, American Girl's new “historical” 1999 dolls (we're THAT old), and congratulate U Up's #1 subscriber, Rebel Wilson on her engagement. Then they wrap things up with a recap of the latest Summer House ep — much to discuss. The fan who threw up on Luann will be sent to the Caymans, just to enjoy the trip– not to sell timeshares. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy birthday Betches! The OGs are back for a double feature this week. In honor of the special day, the 3 women reminisce on their college days aka where Betches was born. Aleen doesn't miss it, but Jordana and Sami would pull a hot tub time machine to relive it for a week. They then dive into all the celeb tea: Megan Fox's cryptic message amid her rumored split from MGK, followed by Penn Badgley's avoidance of sex scenes, Rihanna's stunning Vogue cover, Bennifer's cringe worthy tattoos, and Barney's alarming rebrand. They wrap up with a TV recap of Vanderpump Rules and the Summer House premiere. Tough call this week, but MGK will be sent to the Caymans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surprise, Betch. Jordana, Aleen and Sami came together to record a special episode recapping the Super Bowl. Aleen got very into it this year, Jordana's all about the bets, and Sami could can't imagine caring that much about something. (She lets the memes find her.) They dish on how they celebrated, what they watched, their best and worst commercials of the night, and of course share their hot takes on Rihanna's halftime show. So, sit back and have your leftover buffalo chicken dip handy (if you didn't finish it already) ‘cause this episode's a good one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with a fair warning from Sami: she says like a lot in this episode. Okay, now that that's over with, we have so much piping hot celebri-tea to discuss. The trio starts off with a juicy Grammys debrief, including Aleen's hot take on Harry Styles' outfit, and a heated discussion on the state of Bennifer's relationship. (Too many weddings is always a bad sign.) From one red carpet to the next, the three discuss Reese and Ashton's awkward AF photos, and spill the tea on Tom Brady's cringey thirst trap– although Jordana would beg to differ. They wrap with Sami's debrief on Armie Hammer's attempted comeback in his latest interview. He'll be sent back to the Caymans since he was the original inspo for the segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches begin today's episode asking some real world questions, like Is AI taking over the world? Although, a cook GPT could seriously solve world hunger.. After literally discussing the meaning of life, the women dive into this week's pop culture news, beginning with Tom Brady's *official* retirement announcement– for real this time. Sami then debriefs the de-Influencing trend and wtf is going on in the beauty world, which spurs the three gals to share their hot takes on products that are 100% overrated. They move on to discuss rich people problems, aka the Peltz-Beckham's wedding planner deposit lawsuit, and wrap up with a heated tv/movie debrief all about Tar, and Pamela Anderson's new doc? The contractor who *allegedly* stole Pam Anderson's sex tape is for sure being sent straight to the Caymans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches are hangry, unhinged, and ready to debrief this week's pop culture news. And before you ask, no they were not in Dubai this weekend (sadly). We begin in Paris where the three discuss Kylie Jenner's baby name announcement and her latest controversy: wearing a (faux) lion head to fashion week. They then debrief about WTF went on in Dubai this weekend, from Beyoncé's multi million dollar concert, to Tarte– or as Jared Freid says Tart-é's lavish influencer trip, before sharing their hottest congrats to Paris Hilton who just became a mom. Sami debriefs Ana Delvey's new reality show that she'll be filming straight from her house arrest and wrap up with King Charles' latest proclamation: kicking Prince Andrew out of Buckingham Palace, sorry Mummy.  Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The trio is back in-studio today rocking groutfits– it's raining out, so don't judge. After a hefty debate on umbrellas vs raincoats, Sami gives her final debrief of Prince Harry's memoir Spare. Speaking of royal tea, they share their hot takes on Kim K's big purchase that directly relates to Princess Diana, and break the news of Alec Baldwin's criminal charges stemming from the tragic Rust shooting. Plus, they recap their latest TV obsession… Traitors on Peacock could be the next big thing: Big Brother and Survivor fans this is for you! As for who's being sent to the Cayman Islands? Aleen volunteered herself! She'll do anything for a vacation. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out this special crossover episode between Crown Jewels and the @Betches podcast. To hear the rest of this episode and catch more coverage of Prince Harry's new book Spare, subscribe to Crown Jewels now: https://betches.co/crownjewelscrossover The gift that keeps on giving! This week, Samantha and Lex are back to dig even deeper into Spare, with the help of @Betches' own Sami Sage. Together, they discover that a second date to Botswana isn't as original as Meghan thinks, note the rising “todger” count, and critique the now-infamous line “she didn't know and I didn't tell her”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seen any good movies lately? Awards show season has kicked off, and Jordana visited her first theater since the pandemic began. Did she make it through Avatar without crying? We're looking at you Aleen— and how will she get her revenge for the tiny theater they put her in? Plus, she just finished watching the Harry Potter series for the first time and *needs * to talk about it. Justice for Snape. Sami and Aleen join in to debrief the Golden Globe Awards and the three share their hot takes from the night, including their fave category: Best Actor in a Limited Series. Switching gears, Sami sums up 40% of Prince Harry's new memoir, Spare. Highlights are on her IG stories if you're interested. They wrap up with a glowing review of the new movie The Menu, starring Anya Taylor Joy and Voldemort himself. As for who's being sent to the Cayman Islands? Aleen votes Austin Butler, but the consensus lands on AMC Theaters- no one should have to pay to sit somewhere less comfortable than your couch. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New Year, same betch. The gals are back to debrief their holidays: Jordana is a soon to be game sommelier, Aleen didn't make it to midnight (RIP Fontainebleau Miami days), and Sami channeled her best Emily in Paris while vacationing in France. They dive in to share their hot takes on the juiciest news from 2023 so far, starting with the reemerged beef developing between Ryan Seacrest and Andy Cohen. Speaking of duos, they discuss Selena Gomez and Nicola Peltz Beckham's tropical getaway and new found friendship. They wish Jeremy Renner a speedy recovery following his tragic snow plow accident, and Sami fills us in on the latest Windsor bros beef (aka Prince William and Prince Harry) just in time for his Spare book release next week. They wrap with their thoughts on Hulu's Fleishman is in Trouble. Finally, William and Harry will be sent to the Cayman Islands and cannot come back until they sell a timeshare together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congrats, betch, you made it to the end of the year. How are we celebrating? Good ole fashioned Family Feud style, led by our very own Sean Kilby. We surveyed 30 people from Betches HQ in a variety of pop culture categories from the past year. Spoiler alert, our office is still basic. Listen as Jordana, Aleen, and Sami give it their all with some really *good answer(s) *. Who will emerge victorious in this pop culture showdown? And for the final Caymans send off? The three take it even a step further with a seat on Spirit airlines with no checked bags. Bah humbug Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

‘Tis the season, betch. Jordana, Sami and Aleen are here to tell us all about their holiday plans including attending Sami's fabulous soireé (Sorry, you're not invited). Speaking of fabulous parties, the three dive in to discuss the latest Kardashian festivities: Mason Disick's Bar Mitzvah. He's a man now and we're officially old. From there, they gush over a first look of Rihanna's adorable baby (who still remains nameless). They then wrap up with the talk of the town this week in pop culture: Vulture's Nepo Baby article, summing up who their favorite and least favorite celeb kids are. As for who will be sent to the Cayman Islands for Christmas? Instacart. Sami has a bone to pick with them. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

G'day Betch! Jordana and Sami are coming to you live from down under, as the record this week's episode from the Gold Coast of Australia. Hear all about their travels down under– yes all the touristy things like holding a koala and feeding a kangaroo. So cute. FYI, Jordana might be a star surfer. Then the two dive into all things pop culture that happened this week: from Katie Holmes' questionable y2k fashion choices — which leads to a discussion of what trends they want brought back — to their favorite and not so popular Golden Globe nominations. The Crown, do better. They wrap up with their royal-tea on part one of the Harry & Meghan documentary and of course, share their thoughts on the White Lotus season 2 finale. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gals are glammed and looking better than usual (Sorry that we're audio only.) Sami is back from Art Basel just in time to share deets about her upcoming trip down under with Jordana. Hemsworth bros watch out! Don't worry, Aleen was invited, but she's doing mom things. The three jump right in to debrief and share their hot takes on the scandal brewing at Something Navy between married couple, Brandon and Arielle Charnas. And, their thoughts on Redditt ruining everything. Aleen takes a time out to vent about NordicTrack's customer service or lack thereof. Then royally switching gears to the tea on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Netflix doc. The three debate is this for entertainment or journalism? They touch on Celine Dion's shocking health diagnosis before diving into all things White Lotus finale predictions: Who's gonna flip, who's gonna die, and who's possibly asexual? (Mike White, come on our podcast!) As to who's being sent to the Cayman's this week? No question, NordicTrack per Aleen's request. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami is living it up at Art Basel this week, while Jordana and Aleen are here to debrief their Thanksgivings. Aleen made lox with her dad, and spoiler: the result was delicious. Then onto celeb news and the Balenciaga scandal—like Kids R Us gone wrong. They unpack Kim K's statement about the controversial campaign, before sharing some updates on Emrata and Pete Davidson (aka America's Rebound Guy). They then wish the Biebers well amid Hailey's latest health scare, before breaking down their Spotify Wrapped. Then back to the Kardashians, re: Kim and Kanye's divorce settlement. How will they divide their 19 homes? They wrap up with some TV talk: Jordana's rewatching Laguna Beach (it's as good as you remember), and they share their thoughts on the latest White Lotus ep. As Aleen said, so much sex, so little time. In terms of who's going to the Cayman's this week, it's a no brainer…Balenciaga, obviously. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen share their plans for the holiday: who's hosting, what are they bringing, what's the best size for a gathering? So yes, this is kind of turning into a Martha Stewart podcast, but we're not mad about it. Then onto celeb news of the week, and they start off with the big breakup—Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde. They debate when the breakup actually happened (re: the weird af premiere), and Jordana asks the important q: will Harry miss her salad dressing? This leads into an article that Sami recently found, all about Haribo, a returned $4.8 million check, and a *disappointing* gummy bear reward. Then back to pop culture, and Aleen gives the rundown of what else happened this week. Spoiler: it's not much. They wrap up debriefing the latest White Lotus episode, and Sami shares a major plot twist theory. Did she just crack the case? Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami, Jordana, and Aleen start off with some speculation—who is Pete Davidson's new fling? Was Aleen right, is it Helen Mirren? Was Sami—is it Selena Gomez? Turns out it's Emily Ratajkowski, and Aleen, Sami, and Jordana chat about the rumored relationship and go through Pete's girlfriends past (TBT to Kate Beckinsale). Pete is clearly sleeping his way to the top, but what top is that? Where does he go from here? They discuss Pete's fame trajectory, before debriefing the Taylor Swift ticket and waiting-in-line frenzy. Jordana relates—she has stood in some long gelato lines before. They wrap up unpacking The Crown season 5 (what do you think of the new queen?), before deciding who's going to the Cayman Islands: Prince Charles or Ticketmaster? Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen starts off by recapping the *fab* Marcus Mumford concert she went to, including all of her celeb sightings—Evan Spiegel and Hilary Duff's husband. Sami and Jordana wonder how TF she recognized them, before they defer the conversation to Jordana. AKA, the Selena Gomez point person, to discuss Selena's new documentary (it's beside the point that Jordana doesn't follow Selena on Instagram). They get into a *passionate* debate about the documentary, but come to the consensus that the first half is better. Then onto another documentary…of sorts. They debrief the new “Buying Beverly Hills” reality show with Kyle Richards' fam, and share their takes on the daughters and the nepotism. They wrap up with a discussion about *that* new Jennifer Aniston cover before going through celebs who are allegedly disliked—is Julia Roberts more bitchy than diva or diva than bitchy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen is back from her Hawaiian vaca, and she recaps the trip to Jordana and Sami in one word—amazing. They also give a Halloween recap, before debriefing the showstopper that was Heidi Klum's worm costume. Jordana and Aleen were v impressed by the commitment, but Sami just doesn't like worms. Couldn't Heidi have picked something less gross? They reminisce on their own college costume days, and break down their Twilight remake (yes, Aleen was Edward). Then onto a couple more Halloween-adjacent topics: Tristan Thompson was at the Kardashian's party and Gigi Hadid and Leonardo DiCaprio were seen out on the town together—again. They wrap up with some much needed TV talk (warning: spoilers ahead), and unpack The Watcher and The White Lotus. Jordana asks the pertinent question—why do they only eat at the hotel for dinner? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices