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Comedians Abbas Wahab and Jordan Policicchio chronicle their rise in the stand-up and acting worlds while taking unfounded shots at pop culture and current events.

Close But Way Off


    • Jul 26, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    South Sudan vs USA, Twisters Review, Back to school shopping, THE FINAL EPISODE | #64

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 67:55


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into the classic movie "Twister," discuss the South Sudan vs. USA basketball match, and reminisce about back-to-school shopping. Jordan shares his recent trip to Ottawa, and they chat about the benefits of waking up early and working out. Plus, Abbas reveals his new YouTube strategy.

    That time I got a Racist Couple Arrested, Selling Comedy, Not Like Us | #63

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 58:41


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into what it's like when your girl gets you new things to wear, the art of selling comedy.Drake vs Kendrick Lamar aftermath wanting to drive a Porche 996, why July and August are dead months for stand-up.

    Kill Tony, Gladiator 2 & F1 Trailer, The Ontario Phone Ban | #62

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 82:41


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan tackle everything from getting heckled in Winnipeg, skyrocketing prices at Roots, why Greeks and Italians are info junkies, compare police officer work to teacher salaries, the phone ban in Ontario schools, the world becoming nerfed, mastering your craft, and deciding whether to get out of the way or stay the course, the advantages of obscurity, and dive deep into Casey Rocket and the Kill Tony universe. To top it off, they break down the latest Gladiator 2 and F1 Trailers.

    Nate Jackson's Crowd work Joint, Celtics win the NBA Championship, What apple NEEDS to do | #61

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 61:35


    In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan dive into Nate Jackson's “Crowd Work Joint” and share insights on creating crowd work material, championship sports, performing comedy in the States, selling merch, the pros and cons of Chinese knock-offs, banging with eyes closed , and how TikTok has changed the game for everyone.

    Furiosa is losing money, Things to know when pregnant, Finding Faith at your lowest | #60

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 66:02


    In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan tackle a fascinating mix of topics. They kick off with a humorous debate on the concept of an "iDick", popping pimples, historical perspectives on being gay, the minds of serial killers. Mad Max Furiosa's financial struggles, finding faith at your lowest, and Abbas's lessons on punctuality, Trump's travel ban, tax loopholes in property, the engineering marvels of cars, pregnancy insights, and the intricacies of shopping for American condos. #SerialKillers#TrumpTravelBan#TaxLoopholes#AmericanCondos

    Why Trump Will Win, Islam Makhachev Vs Dustin Poirier at UFC 302, Kanye's Masks | #59

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 61:55


    In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan cover a wide range of topics. They starting with the challenges of purchasing property and doing lawn work, the implications of a cashless society. Jordan shares insights from his intermediate acting class and the short film they're working on. They also discuss shoe and fashion trends, Abbas's upcoming trip to America, the recent news about Trump found guilty on 34 felony charges, why all products suck, and the results of Islam Makhachev Vs Dustin Poirier at UFC 302.

    Tires by Shane Gillis, Jordan's Wedding, Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson | #58

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 69:05


    In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan talk about Jordan's wedding and the booming wedding business, Tyson vs. Paul, Shane Gillis' new show Tires, Abbas's latest direct content endeavors, Steph Tolev's appearance on Maron and meet the new commercial guy that takes away all you commercial bookings.

    Bad Bunny In English, Driving In Toronto, The end of Kendrick Vs Drake |#57

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 63:30


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan tackle the chaos of driving in Toronto, the curious fashion Balenciaga, skullet dreadlocks, and the mouthwatering allure of Badiali Pizza. They discuss the ending of the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar Beef and dis-tracks, explore the intersection of music and stand-up comedy, and Bad Bunny's lyrics in English,and the end of the Fast and Furious saga.

    The Roast Of Tom Brady, Boeing Whistleblowers, Shaq Beefs with Shannon Sharpe | #56

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 63:57


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the surprising revelation that reading improves acting skills, as Earl (Jordan's new acting coach) insists, deep contemplations about the afterlife, stage names, Shaq's beef with Shannon Sharpe, Netflix's Roast of Tom Brady, and Boeing whistleblowers not making it to the stand.

    Kendirck Lamar Vs Drake, Opening A US Bank Account, Comedy in New York|#55

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024 66:14


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a debate over Drake versus Kendrick Lamar Dis-tracks, Abbas shares his exciting news of receiving approval to work in America, sparking a discussion on the process and challenges of opening a bank account abroad, the comedy scene in New York, sharing tips and tricks for aspiring comedians and reflecting on their own experiences.

    Schools are Banning Phones, Is AG1 Good, Badiali Pizza | #54

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 63:47


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan review of "Godzilla X King Kong", Jordan shares his unapologetic enjoyment of a good old-fashioned bathroom break and his newfound obsession with AG1, Abbas prepares for a comedy adventure in NYC and savors the delights of Badiali pizza, Jordan's latest purchase of a bidet, Abbas shares his experience with a city hall wedding, and the controversial topic of phone bans in schools.

    Civil War A24, Suits, UFC 300 | #53

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 74:10


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off by exploring the world of acting classes and techniques, shedding light on the craft of performance, UFC 300, Abbas Saw Katt Williams in Nashville, DOWN WITH TECH a Nathan Macintosh comedy special, Jordan shares his insights after watching "Suits," Civil War and A24 films.

    Kieth Lee in Toronto , Trudeau AI Scam, Just for Laughs | #52

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 64:56


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the YouTube algorithms and the impact of shorts on content visibility, AI scams and their potential pitfalls, Netflix's "Unlocked: A Jail Experiment", comedy backdrops like The Cellar, Keith Lee being in Toronto, Italian cuisine, and the future of the Just For Laughs Festival.

    Godzilla X Kong, Time Travel Movies, The Problem With AI | #51

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2024 76:34


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discus Joseph Gordon-Levitt, delving into his versatile career and memorable performances, time-travel movies, review the new movie Godzilla X Kong The New Empire, the Toy Story universe, Nike's influence, and their favourite Jordans, reflect on the end of a tour, and Jordan rounds off the episode with his thoughts on the ever-evolving field of artificial intelligence.

    Yolanda Hadid, Model Headshots, Wealthy Families | #50

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 66:53


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into the fascinating evolution of dogs to whales, Yolanda Hadid's timeless beauty cautionary tale about falling for a modeling agency scam, wealthy families and corporate monopolies, the paradoxes of technology, pondering its potential and pitfalls in today's world.

    Bully Maguire, Audience Psychology, DiCaprio vs Pitt | #49

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2024 67:17


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences doing a show in Harriston, offering insights into the unique dynamics of small-town audiences, the psychology of the audience, discussing how different factors influence reactions and engagement during performances, ponder the age-old question: Who's the best actor, DiCaprio or Brad Pitt? They also delve into the intriguing persona of Toby "Bully" Maguire and reminisce about iconic moments from Jerry Seinfeld, Dragon Ball theme park, and speculate on what they would say if they ran into a famous person in an elevator. TOUR DATES

    Quite on Set, Theshaderoom, Fasting for Ramadan | #48

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2024 71:55


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Abbas's exciting new audition, sharing insights into the unpredictable world of showbiz, discuss the thrill of betting on eBay and share amusing anecdotes about their experiences with online auctions, Gary Vee's intriguing take on garage sales, exploring the intersection of entrepreneurship and thrift shopping. Jordan bring up the documentary "Quite on set ". Jordan's exploration of The Shade Room sparks a lively discussion about pop culture and social media trends. Jordan's battle with illness and share reflections on the significance of Ramadan and other religious observances. TOUR DATES

    Dune 2, Terry Crews' Shay Shay Interview, JFL Drama | #47

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 61:51


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the demise of JFL for a brief but pivotal 30 minutes, Terry Crews' intriguing interview on "Club Shay Shay," and the highly anticipated sequel, "Dune 2," TOUR DATES

    Shane Gillis Returns to SNL, The Chicken Hustle, Levels of Bears | #46

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024 65:13


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their MW2 Prestige days and the thrill of leveling up. The hosts share amusing anecdotes about hustle and determination as Abbas' buddy reminds him of the chicken grind at a show. sharing their favorite spots and culinary preferences. Shane Gillis' return to SNL, and LGBTQ Bears, offering humorous observations and reflections. TOUR DATES

    Presidential Merch, Rich Saudi's, Canadian Real Estate vs Literal Castles | #45

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 57:57


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a candid discussion on politics, offering their unique perspectives on current events and political dynamics, the intriguing world of presidential merchandise, wealthy Saudis, who the strongest comedian might be, and compare Canadian real estate to literal castles, offering humorous and insightful commentary on the housing market. TOUR DATES

    Superbowl, Tucker Carlson Interview, Kanye West | #44

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 61:33


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the excitement surrounding the upcoming Superbowl, sharing their predictions and anticipations for the event, the formula of virality, exploring what makes content spread like wildfire, doing doubles comedy, offering insights into the unique challenges and rewards of performing in pairs, Kanye's highly anticipated new album, and his new fashion drops, Tucker Carlson's Putin interview, the future of transportation with electric cars, #superbowl #viralvideo #comedy #kanyewest #tuckercarlson TOUR DATES

    From Drakes D*ck to the Best Cereals | #43

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 66:44


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start by discussing Drake's leaked video, offering their takes on the viral sensation. The hosts share a humorous discussion about picking one's nose and how it adds to mental decline, sparking laughter and debate. They explore the diverse world of food groups and cereals, sharing their favourite picks, Jordan shares his experience with starting red light therapy, offering insights into its benefits, and ponder who they would be from history, adding a touch of imagination to the mix. TOUR DATES

    Taylor Swift, Vince McMahon, Brendan Schaub | #42

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 71:21


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan explore a diverse range of topics. They kick off with a discussion about Taylor Swift, diving into her latest music and cultural impact, reflections on garbage men, offering unique perspectives on this often overlooked profession, Vince McMahon and his recent allegations. They offer a controversial take on the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld," arguing that Jerry wasn't a good actor on the show. The episode takes a hilarious turn as Abbas recounts reading Harry Potter fan fiction, leading to laughter-filled commentary, the future of technology with robots and Apple Vision Pro, pondering the implications of advancements in artificial intelligence. They wrap up with a discussion about Brendan Schaub's retirement from cawlmedy. TOUR DATES

    Saltburn, Touque culture in BC, Google D*ck Reviews | #41

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2024 41:57


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan rant about being mad at BC Ferries, sharing their amusing frustrations with the ferry service, the uncomfortable topic of diarrhea and pooping on the road, offering humorous anecdotes and survival tips, grievances with BC people and touques, Saltburn and Adam Driver, whether they would do nude scenes and share humorous thoughts on what it would be like if dicks could talk, diving into the absurdity of Google reviews for private parts, the return of disco, security guards facilitating encounters after shows and reflections on working in service jobs. TOUR DATES

    Will Smith, The Rock for PRESIDENT,Driving to Kamloops from Kelowna | #40

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 63:24


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start with a discussion about Jada and Will Smith, reminiscing about the greatness of Will Smith's career, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson running for president, adding a touch of humor to the political landscape, driving from Kelowna to Kamloops, and comedy shows across Western Canada, offering insights into the diverse comedy scenes in Ontario, BC, and Quebec. TOUR DATES

    Katt Williams, Stephen Hawking, Cheese Wheels |#39

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 61:53


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a lively discussion on Katt Williams' viral interview on "Club Shay Shay," Where he goes in on Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, and Kevin Hart. Watch a video of the tradition of cheese wheel rolling, and Stephen Hawking's specific kink, highlighted in the Epstein documents. TOUR DATES

    The TOP Bald Heads, Greek Names, Boarder Patrol | #38

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 62:29


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a humorous take on "Life as a bald," and the top bald heads in the industry, Greek names, Mia Khalifa, ranks in the military, border patrol power trips The episode wraps up with an amazing story of Justin banter in the workplace. See us LIVE on tour: ⁠⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

    Vin Diesel, Finding the balance in Islam, Dave Chappelle's "The Dreamer" | 37

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2023 68:55


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the unexpected twist in Vin Diesel's life with new speculations and accusations recarding workplace misconduct on the set of Fast Five, Paul Walker's love for sharks and cars, The return of Ja Morant becomes a point of discussion, celebrating the comeback of the basketball sensation, air travel exploring the woes of the worst airlines. Abbas spreads some holiday cheer with a festive greeting which leads to controversy on his social media platform leading to a discusion between Islam and Christianity. They bring up Dave Chappelle's new comedy special "The Dreamer" and talk about the movie "Iron Claw." See us LIVE on tour: ⁠⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Jordan- Toronto, ON , DEC 27 - 31 ⁠ ⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

    Jonathan Majors Found GUILTY, Being in the Remedial Class, The State of Electric Cars | #36

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 64:19


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a discussion on Jonathan Majors being found guilty, unraveling the complexities of the legal system and its impact on individuals, the enigmatic Jeff Bezos, pondering the question: What is Bezos up to these days? They share experiences from being in remedial classrooms, sparking a discussion on education and societal expectations, the current state of electric cars and ask the question if you could be any superhero, who would you be? See us LIVE on tour: ⁠⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠⁠ Abbas- Toronto, ON, DEC 22 Jordan- Toronto, ON , DEC 27 - 31 ⁠ ⁠⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab⁠ ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

    Godzilla Minus 1, Shohei Ohtani's HUGE Deal, Second City Improv Classes | #35

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 65:29


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the intriguing world of mobsters and general contractors, the challenge of getting Abbas into video games, Shohei Ohtani's new contract making it the biggest in MLB history, experiences with the renowned Second City Improv, offering insights into the world of comedy and improvisation. The episode concludes with a lively review on the new "Godzilla Minus 1," movie. See us LIVE on tour: ⁠www.abbaswahab.com⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio⁠ Abbas- Toronto, ON, DEC 22 Jordan- Toronto, ON , DEC 27 - 31 ⁠ Produced by: Person1Productions Connect ⁠linktr.ee/abbaswahab ⁠⁠linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio ⁠⁠instagram.com/person1prod

    The Napoleon Movie, Indian vs Italian Food, Gym Stories | #34

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 63:55


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off the conversation with a discussion about the historical film "Napoleon," Canadian medical wait times, unhealthy food ingredients, Gym etiquette becomes a humorous focal point, with anecdotes and observations adding to the lively discussion. The episode wraps up discussion on Dave Portnoy's recent video. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas- Conception Bay, NL - DEC 8 St. John's, NL - DEC 9

    Celebrity Onlyfans Accounts, The new Napoleon Movie, The Joys of car shopping | #33

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 66:28


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Jordan's exciting process shopping for a car, celebrity OnlyFans accounts, exploring the endeavors of Iggy Azalea, Cardi B, and Tyga. They discuss Katt Williams, diving into the comedian's impact on the industry. Jordan shares his thoughts after watching the new Napoleon movie, providing a unique perspective on historical cinema. P Diddy's latest news, social media algorithms and trying top build up your core audience, and Jordan's amusing adventure of wedding band shopping. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas- Gander, NL - DEC 7 Conception Bay, NL - DEC 8 St. John's, NL - DEC 9

    P Diddy, The Phoenix effect in comedy, Israel Palestine | #32

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 66:32


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into a diverse array of topics, sparking lively and insightful discussions. They kick things off with the intriguing question: "What did Diddy do?" exploring recent events surrounding the music mogul, the complexities of Chris D'Elia's career, offering perspectives on the challenges in the entertainment industry, the Phoenix Effect in comedy, discussing the rise, fall, and resurgence of comedians. They dissect Kevin Costner's departure from Yellowstone. Finally, they touch upon the sensitive and complex topic of Israel and Palestine, providing a thoughtful examination of the ongoing situation. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas- Gander, NL - DEC 7 Conception Bay, NL - DEC 8 St. John's, NL - DEC 9

    Taylor Swift ,Willem Dafoe's Large Member, The Bat Flip | #31

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 66:36


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a discussion about the challenges of dealing with drunk people at a show, providing insights into the unpredictable nature of live performances, Willem Dafoe's MASSIVE Green Goblin, Abbas' adventures in Switzerland, The Taylor Swift effect, Jordan's stories from the Spin bar, sharing entertaining anecdotes. They wrap up the episode with a lively discussion on crazy sports moments, offering a mix of laughter and sports insights. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas- Gander, NL - DEC 7 Conception Bay, NL - DEC 8 St. John's, NL - DEC 9

    DiCaprio's Acting, Saskatchewan Oil Money, The Best Comedy Movies | #30

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 62:05


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into the world of video games, sharing their gaming experiences, tips on how to get flies, providing a light-hearted and practical perspective. They recount anecdotes from Braden Lynch's friend, adding humorous anecdotes to the mix. The episode takes an intriguing turn as they discuss Saskatchewan oil and the unique economic landscape. The conversation shifts to the concept of rich Native Americans, exploring the dynamics of wealth within indigenous communities. ponder how Leonardo DiCaprio consistently portrays humanity with such depth. The episode concludes with a lively debate on the best comedy movie of all time. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas- Toronto - NOV 10 Gander, NL - DEC 7 Conception Bay, NL - DEC 8 St. John's, NL - DEC 9

    Nightmare Audience, Beauty of Being Fired, and Wild Things Elon Says | #29

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 59:14


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the unexpected beauty of being fired and the valuable lessons that can arise from such experiences, adventures in coming back from Northern Ontario shows, highlighting the quirks and challenges of performing in unique venues, hilarious and cringe-worthy moments when audience members are at their worst, offering a glimpse into the world of live comedy, how aggressive YouTube ads have become, sparking both amusement and annoyance, and the wild and intriguing things that Elon Musk says, providing insights into the mind of one of the most influential figures of our time. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas Saskatoon, SK - 11/04 Produced by: Person1Productions Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Football Callback, God Level Actors, What YOUR Gym Attire Says About YOU|#28

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 63:35


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences with the nail-biting football call back, M. Night Shyamalan, what makes a "god level" actor. The art of reading people based on their gym attire. They also touch upon the world of merch and clothing trends, offering their perspectives on the ever-evolving fashion industry. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas Winnipeg, MB - 10/27 Regina, SK - 11/02 Saskatoon, SK - 11/04 Jordan Windsor, ON - 10/20 Sault Ste Marie, ON - 10/27 Sudbury, ON 10/28 North Bay, ON 10/29 Produced by: Person1Productions Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Logan Paul Vs Dillon Danis, Jada Pinket vs Will Smith, Canadian Medical System | #27

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 63:46


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dissect the Logan Paul vs. Dillon Dannis Fight and the dynamics of celebrity boxing, Jada Pinkett's coments and her relationship with Will Smith, alimony and the financial implications of divorce, how they would like to raise kids, the Canadian medical system and its unique features. Lastly, they reflect on recent football auditions the shot for a commercial. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas Winnipeg, MB - 10/27 Regina, SK - 11/02 Saskatoon, SK - 11/04 Jordan Windsor, ON - 10/20 Sault Ste Marie, ON - 10/27 Sudbury, ON 10/28 North Bay, ON 10/29 Produced by: Person1Productions Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Getting Scammed, Burberry Umbrellas, Pickleball | #26

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 68:49


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their humorous and enlightening experiences with scams. They kick things off with Abbas recounting his VERY RECENT "comedy scam" story, shedding light on the pitfalls in the entertainment industry. Jordan follows suit with his own scam tale, that connects him to the CEO of scotia bank, offering a glimpse into the world of deception. The conversation takes a turn as they discuss gambling tactics at the casino, sharing strategies and lessons learned from their adventures. They wrap up the episode with a lighthearted discussion about the pickleball craze, excitement surrounding growing obscure sports and a few highlight reels. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas Toronto, ON - 10/13 Winnipeg, MB - 10/27 Regina, SK - 11/02 Saskatoon, SK - 11/04 Jordan Windsor, ON - 10/20 Sault Ste Marie, ON - 10/27 Sudbury, ON 10/28 North Bay, ON 10/29 Produced by: Person1Productions Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Travis and Taylor, Bad Improv, and that Mel Gibson Wisdom | #25

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 59:56


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into a mix of intriguing topics. They begin with a discussion about the new Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift relationship and its potential impact on his career, nuggets of wisdom from Mel Gibson, exploring the lessons learned from his life and career. They pose a thought-provoking question: "Would you do porn?" and engage in a candid conversation about the complexities of the adult entertainment industry. Lastly, they recount their experiences watching bad improv comedy, providing amusing anecdotes and insights. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas Toronto, ON - 10/13 Winnipeg, MB - 10/27 Regina, SK - 11/02 Saskatoon, SK - 11/04 Jordan Windsor, ON - 10/20 Sault Ste Marie, ON - 10/27 Sudbury, ON 10/28 North Bay, ON 10/29 Produced by: Person1Productions Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Pete Davidson's Dating history, Abbas' 2 day CBC Contract, Just For Laughs Festival | #24

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 74:46


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan, kick things off by delving into the realm of Subway sandwiches, sharing their thoughts on favorite toppings and sandwich combinations, bodybuilding, reflecting on the physical and mental aspects of the sport. Pete Davidson's Dating history, the nuances of booking commercials versus TV shows in the entertainment industry. Abbas's gets a 2 day contract to punch-up on CBC takes center stage as they provide insights into the world of comedy writing and production, the inefficiencies of meetings and cap off the episode with a discussion about the prestigious Just for Laughs comedy festival. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com https://linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Abbas Toronto, ON - 10/13 Winnipeg, MB - 10/27 Regina, SK - 11/02 Saskatoon, SK - 11/04 Jordan Windsor, ON - 10/20 Sault Ste Marie, ON - 10/27 Sudbury, ON 10/28 North Bay, ON 10/29 Produced by: Person1Productions Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Million Dollar Podcast Scam, Racism in Montreal, Abbas' time in the NAVY|#23

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 64:18


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start by talking about the recent podcast scams involving Theo Von, The Fighter and the Kid, Colin Thomson and Kast Media after just watching the breakdown video from Coffeezilla, shedding light on potential pitfalls for content creators, share anecdotes about Montreal's racial dynamics. Abbas tells us about his decision to leave the Navy, and his greatest regret. offering a personal glimpse into a pivotal life moment. They dive into their love for the Mission Impossible franchise, as they revisit it for the fifth time. The conversation shifts to the often-underappreciated role of grips in film productions and the behind-the-scenes magic they create. They share relatable stories about stopping at an En Route and adjusting their orders. The episode concludes with a lively chat about cars, See us LIVE on tour:www.abbaswahab.com Abbas Hamilton - Sept 23 Winnipeg - Oct 27 Produced by: Person1Productions Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Aliens in Mexico, Joe Rogan, Conspiracies | #22

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 67:06


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan engage in a thought-provoking discussion on a variety of topics. They start by exploring the fascinating world of the aliens displayed by the Mexican government , diving into the allure of extraterrestrial mysteries, Joe Rogan's influential impact on a large scale. They then compare the SAG-AFTRA Writers Strike and the effects AI may have in the entertainment industry's future, discussing the evolving landscape of content creation. Jordan shows Abbas generative fill photo shop's new AI feature. They also touch upon intriguing conspiracy theories such as tower 7 and ET's. Lastly, they rev up the conversation by discussing Group B rally racing. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com Abbas Toronto - Sept 16 Hamilton - Sept 23 Winnipeg - Oct 27 Jordan Toronto - Sept 16 Produced by: Person1 Productions Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Yeezys, Why horses SUCK, Crowdwork vs Joke writing | #21

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2023 72:05


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off discussing Jordan's Yeezy investment and the world of fashion, thoughts on naming comedy specials and delve into Jordans' amusing beef with Mark Zuckerberg. The conversation takes a turn as they explore why horses might not be as great as people think. They ponder the pros and cons of living in small towns versus bustling cities, drawing from their own experiences. The duo reflects on their recent performance in Waterloo and the challenges of dealing with jokes that go over the crowd's head and discuss the likelihood of getting awat with a crime. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com Abbas Montreal - Sept 14 Toronto - Sept 16 Hamilton - Sept 23 Winnipeg - Oct 27 Jordan Toronto - Sept 8 Toronto - Sept 14 Toronto - Sept 16 Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Produced by: Person1 Productions instagram.com/person1prod/

    Dillon Danis vs Logan Paul, Bone Broth, Polar Express | #20

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 62:03


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the match-up between Dillon Danis and Logan Paul and the surrounding drama, Jordan shares insights into his journey as a recently full-time comic, Paul Thompson's acting prowess and the process of fittings, shedding light on behind-the-scenes experiences. Edinburgh becomes a focal point as they discuss their time there and a chance encounter with Michael Moses. The recent unfortunate incident at the CNE. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com Abbas Montreal - Sept 14 Toronto - Sept 16 Hamilton - Sept 23 Winnipeg - Oct 27 Jordan Toronto - Sept 8 Toronto - Sept 14 Toronto - Sept 16 Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Produced by: Person1 Productions instagram.com/person1prod/

    That Impressions Life, Non-Union Gigs & Roles we think we'll get | #19

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 39:54


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan, discuss a tough 0-5 loss for the town, reflect on their worst show to date, offering a candid peek into the challenges of performing. The two dive into Karl Porter comedy, the Mini Cooper and Ed Norton. They discuss impressionists and share the behind-the-scenes process of fittings for commercials. They delve into the nuances of auditioning for roles they believe they'll get, offering insights into the competitive nature of the industry. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio Produced by: Person1 Productions instagram.com/person1prod/

    Mean Crowd Work, Tupac & Suge Knight, Who stones people anymore? | #18

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2023 39:28


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the challenges of mean crowd work in comedy and share their emotional rollercoaster ride during the fringe festival, question if it's better to jerk or smoke before performing, They explore the unique vibe of Scotland and touch upon the mystery of the Lockness Monster, they discuss Paris Hilton's interactions with TMZ and delve into the complex history of Suge Knight and Tupac. Wrapping up, they ponder the reasons behind the continued practice of stoning people in some regions. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    The Barbie Movie, Edinburgh Festival, Billie Eilish's stage presence | #17

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 39:33


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences of life at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, living in a deserted student residence, the Barbie movie, the most well-known Canadians, shedding light on the figures who have left a mark on the global stage. The episode concludes with a reflection on the Osheaga festival and a fascinating discussion about why Billie Eilish excels on stage. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Shohei Ohtani, Bronny James suffer's cardiac arrest, Our Favourite Cars | #16

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 62:29


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan begin with the surprising moment when Messi gets subbed out and the crowed starts to exit the stands, sparking a conversation about sports and unexpected game-changing moves. Shohei Ohtani becomes the focus as they explore the phenomenon of his dual talent in baseball. They touch upon the Bronny James Cardiac Arrest incident, reflecting on its impact and significance. Cain Velasquez is the next topic, as they discuss his arrest and Current situation. They wrap up the episode with a lively discussion about cars, sharing stories and insights about their experiences and their favourite cars. See us LIVE on tour: www.abbaswahab.com Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Oppenheimer Review, Drew Barrymore, and weird Hollywood | 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 66:02


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences with lame dad joke Starbucks orders, bringing some comedic flair to everyday coffee runs. Talk about the new Oppenheimer movie, Drew Barrymore's wild life, recounting entertaining anecdotes from the actress's "colourful" journey. They talk about the exciting prospect of making it big in comedy and the potential path to Hollywood success. Lastly, they share their thoughts on the new Mission Impossible instalment once again offering their take on the action-packed franchise. See us LIVE on tour: Ottawa, ON - July 29 www.abbaswahab.com Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

    Adam 22's wife getting BLACKED, Influencer marketing, and the mysteries of the moon landing | #14

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 67:15


    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan Talk about of Edwolrd Kim landing a commercial, and it being taken a way due to an unrelated post on social media, the experience of doing a recall, the writers strike and its impact on the entertainment industry. Offering their wisdom, they provide valuable advice for the next five years, sharing insights and lessons learned from their own journeys. The conversation takes a turn as they delve into the topic of First Nations and the natives that inhabited the land before. They touch upon the changing weather patterns and their concern for the future. Contemplating a popular conspiracy theory, they ask the question: Did we go to the moon? They discuss Adam 22's wife's sleeping with a black man and the controversy it stirs. Lastly, they dive into the world of influencer marketing, examining its power and implications in the digital age. See us LIVE on tour: Toronto, ON - July 21 Cornwall, ON - July 22 Ottawa, ON - July 29 www.abbaswahab.com Connect linktr.ee/abbaswahab linktr.ee/jordanpolicicchio instagram.com/person1prod/

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