Dudes From Dallas

Nick is back from California and talks about the fires engulfing the state; The cause of the shitshow that is 2020 has been found; Ellen is undergoing disaster control 101; Jerry Falwell Jr. makes some bad decisions; Lori Laughlin is going to prison, Rob immediately mourns the loss of her and starts a new rallying cry; The biggest dilemma of 2020 is revealed and it hits Rob right where he lives.

The Dudes are back, and it's been a disaster.  Lunatics are on the loose, Dr. Fauci throws like a little girl and a doctor pushing Hydroxychloroquine believes in demons and witchcraft.  We depress ourselves seeing how old Bill and Ted look, and we take on an "expert" in the soccer community.  But there is a message through all of this craziness.   

We feel threatened this week, as the mask debate rages on, and assholes abound. The State Fair of Texas is closed but some shitty carnival is open across the street from Nick, and he's pissed. And we remember the good times, ya know like when we were still able to go bowling and play at the arcade and some junk.

The world is on fire so the Dudes are back. We talk NASCAR, the RUMOR that Nick was in a cult, Rob tells Dallas Judge Clay Jenkins where to stuff it, a preview of Chappelle's new special 8:46, and some other random stuff... we don't really remember. We were drinking. Enjoy. Also, we are now officially on YouTube, so be sure to find us there, just search Dudes From Dallas.

It's been a long time, but the band is working on getting back together.  With that in mind, take some time to remember the good old days, before the new mind-blowing content about to be unleashed upon the world arrives.

Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere conclude the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with the best gifts from the 1980s and a look at some bad Santas! We share some of David Letterman's Xmas top ten lists, including a list about bad office Christmas parties, which we recently went to. There's only 364 shopping days until next Christmas, wow the lover in your life with an Edible anus. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere continue the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with Lists and Rage! New research shows you’re most likely to have a heart attack on Christmas, which makes you wonder how Clark Griswold made it through Christmas Vacation. Londoners are taking holiday stress out in new Christmas Rage Rooms, and we share tips to reduce your holiday stress without breaking stuff. We list some of the most dangerous toys, and look at some of the best Christmas movies. Spoiler alert, PCP and collecting donations don't mix, as a Salvation Army bell ringer assaults a shopper at Walmart. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

We're back with a special Christmas episode!  You're gonna want to hear this! Baby it’s cold outside SJW’s have struck again ... Luckily, we do have our sense of humor. JP Sears has a new Ultra Spiritual Life. Santa in skinny jeans? What people think a ‘rebranded’ Santa should look like. Security footage shows ‘Grinch’ run over a family’s Christmas decorations. Bad Santa: Children Left Traumatized When Santa Screams At Them To “Get The F**K Out” Lil Jon releases what is possibly the greatest Christmas song EVER!!! Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

The Dudes mourn the loss of Stan Lee and call out the douchebag known as Bill Maher.  Moviegoers are trying to ruin the last perfect thing in the world by wanting to see another chapter of a beloved movie franchise.  Finally, should we build a dorm for congress so they can enjoy their $174,000 a year salary.

Sorry for the extended break, life sometimes gets in the way, even when it’s a passion project.  The Hogg-Free zone rule gets broken and Rob Rotten is triggered.  Chadwick Boseman, Zoe Kravitz, Chris Evans Team Up for March for Our Lives Voting PSA and try to make voting sexy by throwing in as many double entendres as possible.  Double entendres are fun, but when you’re trying to ruin the lives of people, it’s probably not the best way to convey your message. High School is hard, so hard … in fact, it’s so hard that Lesbian couples persuade a Texas high school to get rid of homecoming kings and queens, and replace them with gender neutral names.  Ever wondered where your state ranks on the “sex-crazed” scale?  Well, thanks to Four Loko, you can find out … and according to the results, size doesn’t matter. “Archer” voice actor H. Jon Benjamin is in hot water for a joke he tweeted.  Snowflakes get triggered, and obviously miss the point of the joke completely. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

The Dudes are experimenting with a new system that will allow us to become a daily show.  Nick Vicious gets railed on Facebook when talking about the #MeToo movement and we talk about the alienation of allies in the cause.

It's our 50th episode!  Thank you to all of you who listen to us, support us and allow us to do what we do on the show.  As a special treat, we have an extended episode for you.  In the near future, you may be able to hear us live (while still able to download the podcast) and have great stuff to purchase. Start your weekend right with Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten, who are the Dudes From Dallas … giving you all the news and funny you need to get your weekend going. We start with a collective nerdgasm, as more details of the Patrick Stewart-led new Captain Picard series for CBS All Access. #MeToo has hammered CBS hard as of late, and Les Moonves resigned from his leadership role within the company … and now the hidden enemies from the eyeball network are making their voices heard.  A producer from the hit show “Designing Women” comes forward to recount what Moonves did to her back when she was working on the show. Moonves’ wife, Julie Chen, who is the host of Big Brother and now a former co-host of The Talk, is standing with her man and stating it publicly on the air by saying something she’s never said in her career. President Trump is in the news, as always, but we’re not going to beat you over the head with all the heavy stuff … however, he’s making millions of dollars a year while in office … but not from a salary, but from his resorts and golf courses. Nike boycotts have backfired in epic ways, as the company’s stock continues to climb. Elon Musk is still a douchebag, and now he’s under federal scrutiny and it may cost him his government contracts.  He’s proof that the government has not moved on from smoking weed, as Musk did on Joe Rogan’s podcast. Would you want to bring people back from the dead?  New research is yielding results that could very well “reboot” the brain in brain dead patients.  Where’s the line to playing God? The Dudes think that if you’re going to have something like that, we want it in an Umbrella Corporation vile. Rob Rotten makes a push for Glenn Beck to become Colonel Sanders … he certainly looks the part. A Wisconsin university is under pressure to change its official ice cream, because it’s not inclusive enough for students.  You may think one thing, but when you get the details, you may change your mind. Fortnite is ruining marriages in the UK … too many people preferring joysticks to their spouse. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Humpday, and the Dudes are back with more goodness for your ears. Willie Nelson has pissed off conservatives in Texas, but not for what you would think.  He has decided to play a show for Senate candidate Robert Francis O’Rourke. Rob Rotten is not a fan of the candidate, but could care less about who Willie performs for.  The Senate race in Texas is going to be a dogfight between O’Rourke and Ted Cruz. Revisionist history is becoming a problem in Texas, with people wanting to remove Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller from Social Studies classes, and the big issue is people wanting to change how the defenders of the Alamo are viewed by history.  Texas History teaches that the people who defended the Alamo are heroes of Texas, as their struggle rallied the troops to win the war for independence. However, people want that changed, insisting they were anything but heroic. The problem is, Texas History is different from other history courses. Nick Vicious shocks everyone by actually agreeing with Texas Governor Greg Abbott on an issue.  It’s not an issue you would expect, but it’s an issue that we can all find to be important to our everyday lives. FEMA is testing a new Presidential Alert System, and the Dudes break down what it is, how it’s supposed to work and attempt to alleviate any concerns that Trump will be using it to blast fake news. For a mere $525 a month, you can have the most amazing studio apartment in the country.  Full disclosure, you probably won’t want it, and the Dudes will tell you why. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Monday, and Nick Vicious is back on the show!     That’s right boys and girls, Nick Vicious is back and the Dudes are reunited.    Nick contemplates $650 tickets to see Lindsey Buckingham play, and Rob thinks that’s a waste without the rest of Fleetwood Mac … and Rob Rotten is not a fan of The Rocket Summer.  It’s an otherwise heavy day with the Dudes, as they break down the latest in the saga of the Dallas police officer who shot and killed her neighbor while off duty, claiming he was an intruder in her apartment … though she was in the wrong place.  Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire.  If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money.  Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments.  Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Humpday shenanigans are happening with the Dudes From Dallas.  Nobody thinks about what strippers are forced to do outside of the club, but we share some stories on the more unusual places they get paid to take it off … some of them you may not see coming. Speaking of strippers, a Chinese principal is out of a job after a most inappropriate welcoming ceremony for a group of kindergarten students.  Hint: If you’re on the flag pole, make sure the flag isn’t flying. A Georgia charter school is bringing back paddling … so bad students better be ready with extra underwear. Disney is launching a campaign for Oscar nominations, because they think they deserve everything and a 90s cartoon may find itself heading to the big screen.  We break down the possible return of Captain Planet. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Welcome to a new week with the Dudes From Dallas.  Nick Vicious is having technical problems, so Rob Rotten is flying solo again today … but fear not, there’s a lot to talk about.  What does masculinity look like?  What does it feel like?  Are you afraid of #MeToo?  Well, men can pay $895 at 'Male Feminism Camp' to cope with their own toxicity. A West Virginia weather girl attacked the station’s TV news anchor — cracking her skull in a wild brawl — because the anchor accused her of hitting on her husband. Twitter permanently banned Alex Jones, after the prominent conspiracy theorist violated the platform’s policies on abusive behavior by tweeting out a video of himself heckling the CNN reporter Oliver Darcy.  Needless to say, Alex is not handling it well. The 2018 NFL season kicked off, and Rob Rotten looks at the ratings, protests and Colin Kaepernick being the face of Nike’s “Just Do It” campaign. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Friday, and the Dudes have some very important lessons for you heading into the weekend. One event we all will have to attend at some point in our lives is a funeral.  It sucks, but it’s how life is.  It has come to our attention that people don’t know how to behave themselves at funerals anymore.  It’s almost like Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell ruined funeral etiquette in the movie Wedding Crashers.  Bill Clinton eye f-cks Ariana Grande while a pastor feels her up at Aretha Franklin’s funeral, while Meghan McCain spews Trump hatred at her father’s funeral and Trump people complain about their seats. To show what we as humans should be like, the Dudes tell the story about Caleb Hammond, an 11-year-old racing fan who was overwhelmed by response to request for stickers to cover his casket.  Caleb has been fighting B-cell acute lymphoblastic leukemia for two years, and he and his family have decided it’s time to stop treatments.  But Caleb had a wish, and that was to have his casket covered with stickers from race teams.  Various drivers and teams from NASCAR answered the call and shipped far more than his family could handle.  Nick Vicious tells a story involving weed and Arizona police.  Did he go to jail?  Listen to find out. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

We apologize for our extended absence, we promise it won’t happen again … for a while at least. It’s a Texas-Centered episode from the Dudes From Dallas today, but fret not, what we share with you will resonate no matter where you live.  A pair of neighbors get into an argument over trash in an alley way, and the lesson “Never bring trash to a gun fight” is learned. Eric Grubbs from the Dallas Observer joins the Dudes to talk about Senate candidate, Democrat “Beto” O’Rourke, and his previous life as a musician … we found the tape of his band playing, and you won’t want to miss it. A Galveston man is looking for an “Escape” from his wife … so he hires a prostitute.  Who the lady of the evening turns out to be will leave you shocked. The Dudes also share some Final Thoughts on the latest news. Special shout out to Terry Osterhout and Liz LaPoint for launching a new podcast that we are looking forward to being a part of.  Be sure to check them out on Twitter @reasonablebuzz1 Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Head into the weekend with the Dudes From Dallas! Tucker Carlson loses his mind over Tacos and we take the time to mock him relentlessly.  Fox News host Tucker Carlson went on a rant about who tacos really belong to during an interview with Univision anchor Enrique Acevedo.  Carlson and Acevedo were discussing the recent controversy over the owner of Houston restaurant El Tiempo Cantina posting a photo with Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who had dined at the restaurant. Disgraced actor Kevin Spacey is enduring a career low at the box office.  His new movie, Billionaire Boys Club earned a mere $126.  Someone is gonna get fired for pushing this movie through. Nick and Rob are trying out a new Friday bit, The Ridiculous Rewind.  A city in Columbia is asking people to fight a heat wave by not having sex.  A prison couple forms a suicide pact and screw it up. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Humpday with the Dudes From Dallas … and in that spirit, we’re going to be talking a lot about humping.  Sadly, it’s not the good kind … But don’t let that discourage you, because you’re gonna like what we say about the aforementioned humping.  It’s a bad week for religion, Uganda police arrested an American man, who claimed to be in the country doing missionary work, after reviewing a video that showed him striking out at hotel workers and using racial slurs.  He blames an illness, but could it be more?  We’ve all heard and read about the Pennsylvania Catholic Priests and the situation there.  However, there are some details that you may not be aware of, details that involve a “Bat-signal” of sorts.  Pennsylvania’s two-year investigation into sexual abuse within the Roman Catholic church revealed myriad disturbing details of abuse by hundreds of priests going back several decades.  Among the more horrific examples was a “ring of predatory priests” in Pittsburgh who shared victims among themselves, produced child pornography within rectories and parishes, and marked their victims as potential targets for other clergy by giving them gold crosses to wear.  If that wasn’t enough, the Catholic church has now become a hotspot of the #MeToo movement.  Several Nuns have spoken out to the Associated Press and revealed they too have been the victims of sexual abuse at the hands of priests.  The sisters are going public in part because of years of inaction by church leaders.  Sexual abuse, abortions and blaming the victim are all apart of this story.  We, as a society, are headed towards a meltdown.  Consider this, in Australia, COLES stores around the country were closed for more than three hours one morning due to a technical glitch affecting the supermarket’s cash registers.  It’s understood the issue was nationwide but not all stores were closed. Coles did not inform customers of the store closures through Facebook or Twitter, and because of that, people all over the country lost their minds, venting frustrations online.    Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire.  If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money.  Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments.  Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides 

The Dudes From Dallas pride themselves on being a well-rounded show, where you can get the news, opinions and some funny stuff along the way.  We also are sports guys, and today we talk some happenings in the sports world. Auto racing is a dangerous sport, and that was on display this last weekend at Pocono Raceway where the Verizon IndyCar series was in action.  Driver Robert Wickens has a scary crash that left us wondering if he had survived.  A few weeks earlier at the same track, a NASCAR rookie had his own scary moment at the tricky triangle, and we break it down. Driving race cars professionally is dangerous, but so is driving your regular family car on the highways.  In Sacramento, a car crash on I-5 leads to a fight and deaths of both drivers.  The details are insane. ESPN has decided not to air the national anthem on their Monday Night Football broadcasts.  Is this a move you can support with the protests going on? Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Friday and the Dudes are gonna tell you all about how a man’s life got flipped turned upside down. And we'd like to take a minute, just sit right there … we’ll tell you how Rob Rotten became the offender of L.A. Ben Affleck is attached to direct and Matt Damon to star in a true-crime story.  We’re wondering if this is the safe pic, the art pic or the payback pic because a friend told them they owed him a favor. (Points if you get the reference) The story was written by Jeff Maysh and published in The Daily Beast, about an ex-cop who rigged the McDonald’s Monopoly game, allegedly stealing over $24 million and sharing it with an unsavory group of co-conspirators who offered kickbacks to the mastermind.  The Dudes tell you the story about Jerome Jacobson, who was the mastermind behind screwing millions of potential winners out of the big prizes back in the day. Legendary actor Alan Alda has come out with a shocking admission, he has Parkinson’s Disease.  Alda appeared on CBS This Morning to talk about announcing his condition and what he’s doing about it.  You may remember him from various projects, like The West Wing … but to Nick and Rob, he’ll always be Hawkeye Pierce from M*A*S*H. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Rob Rotten tries his hand to become the next Billy Mays, only the radio version and the Dudes break down what their NPR broadcaster names would be.  We get a chance to mock some of our favorite targets, this week’s targets are Elon Musk and Alex Jones.  Since Nick Vicious was out last week, we get his take on Alex Jones being banned from various platforms.  Musk is being sued for being a fraud and trying to sell his company to Saudi Arabia. We are all being manipulated by the most powerful CEOs of the world, and at any time, we could very well be 72 hours away from a total collapse of societal norms. First there was Pizzagate, and now we have Donutgate.  The Dudes break down the latest conspiracy theory making the rounds. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Monday, start your week with the Dudes!  Nick Vicious is back!  But now he has all these demands and apparently has a contract? Nick and Rob share some stories about what’s been going on and where they’ve been.  Weezer and Toto cover each other, and we let you into what we’re talking about.  A radio DJ finds himself out of a job after being a douchebag on social media.  We like funny, and we like being able to speak your mind freely, but we don’t like rapey posts that make even us question WTF?! Disney is looking to replace stunt actors with robots, and Rob Rotten is not liking it.  Nick Vicious likens it to a Terminator had a baby with Jackie Chan … or Jean Claude Van Dam. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Rob Rotten flies solo today as Nick Vicious is out with a condition known as working. The NFL now has male cheerleaders, because we all want to see men in tight outfits doing the splits. KFC has a new Colonel, and he'll make you feel nostalgic. Snapchat Dysmorphia is a thing now. Alex Jones is getting banned everywhere for his nutty behavior. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Monday, start your week with the Dudes!  Nick Vicious is out today, which means you have to put up with Rob Rotten and whatever it is he decides to talk about.  We have a special guest host for you this episode, Nikki Tsuredure joins to discuss today’s hot topics. CBS announces a new Star Trek series featuring the best captain in Starfleet, Jean-Luc Picard. A Canadian man changes his gender to save money on car insurance. A would-be bank robber tells police it’s a woman’s prerogative to change their mind. A man gets arrested working out at a Planet Fitness in the nude, claims he thought it was a judgment free zone. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

We’re doing the Kiki Challenge for this Friday, and we invite you to come along for the ride.  We share a little bit of sad news, an Orca whale continues to carry her dead calf.  Anybody who says whales don’t have feelings much akin to humans, they would be dead wrong.  We share the information and offer condolences for the baby calf who died shortly after birth. Rob Rotten is not a fan of the DC Comics movies, and Warner Bros.’ refusal to get it right enrages him more.  The upcoming Batgirl film may have found their leading lady, and it’s a terrible choice. Don’t agree with him, tweet him at @TheRobRotten. Strip clubs could soon be a thing of the past because lap dances are now considered violence against women. Our idiot of the week is professional video game player Douglas Martin for dumping his smoking hot weather girl girlfriend Yanet Garcia.  Look her up, she is the absolute hottest weather girl in the world. A lingerie company is running ads featuring disabled models.  Does a woman in her underwear showing a colostomy bag sexy to you?  That’s not to say that we disapprove of people needing those, but it doesn’t exactly equal better sales for your brand. We wrap up the week with a stupid criminal in Germany who killed himself in prison performing a solo sex act.  It’s an ironic form of justice.  And some kids do something totally unexpected. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s the middle of the week, and the Dudes are back with some laughs and some commentary to carry your load through Friday.  What do you get when you combine one of the most iconic bands of the grunge era with the lead vocalist of the most mocked band in modern history?  If your answer is anything but a train wreck, you would be wrong.  Truth be told, someone has started a Facebook campaign aimed at getting the surviving members of Nirvana to reunite in January with Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger on the mic.  Luckily, it won’t happen, as it was a prank.       Facebook has banned everyone’s favorite conspiracy theory nutjob Alex Jones from its platform for 30 days.  Texas Senator Ted Cruz calls it a First Amendment issue, but he would be wrong.  This is part of Facebook’s unbalanced attack on what it calls hate speech.  In this case, the Dudes agree with Mark Zuckerberg, despite him being one of our favorite targets to mock. Speaking of Facebook, Wall Street has pulled Mark Zuckerberg’s panties down and spanked him on the ass to the tune of the company losing $119 billion after missing user registration goals.  Papa John sues Papa John's.  The Papa claims the company is performing a coup and he’s not gonna take it.  He’s using the classic “Bob Newhart Defense.”  What is the Bob Newhart Defense?  You’ll find out.  While we’re talking about poor decisions, cities are banning plastic straws, let the mocking begin.  Rob Rotten may end up in jail when he travels to Los Angeles next week, as he plans to being his own straws.  Finally, famed comedian Gilda Radner is being remembered in a new film, and the Dudes take you through the comedy legend’s story before her death from Ovarian Cancer. Sorry to end it on a downer, but we promise more fun and shenanigans on Friday. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Time to start a new week, and the Dudes want to help you get through Monday with some knowledge and some laughs.  The New York Daily News publishes a cover featuring President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin on the back of a horse, and members of the LGBT community are outraged.  The Dudes tackle people being professionally offended and the outrage people are looking for on purpose.     Ricky Gervais is back at it, and this time he’s being called out for telling jokes about rape and talks about people being outraged at things he tweets.  The Dudes offer an insight, people are taking too many things personally, as if the world revolves around them.  Remember, you can control your reactions to things that may upset you, and despite the notion to the contrary, the universe doesn’t revolve around you. Animal House is turning 40, and the Dudes talk about how a movie like it cannot be made today.  A lawyer for former Stanford University swimmer Brock Turner argued this week that his client's attempted rape conviction should be overturned because he was practicing "sexual outercourse," which the lawyer described as a form of "safe sex."  Nick Vicious feels some sympathy for the kid.  Kids can ruin their lives very quickly, and they should think about things before making stupid decisions.  Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Friday!  You made it through another week, and you deserve a reward, and the Dudes are more than happy to provide.     The Dudes give the latest in the fall of Elon Musk … and to boil it down to the bare minimum, he’s a fraud.  Let’s face it, railing against Elon Musk is always a good time.  Trump, as always, is in the crosshairs and the Dudes take a look at the substance of what the arguments against him are when it comes to being in love with Russia.  Does his business background play a role in how he’s performing in his elected role? Dudes From Dallas PSA: Don’t let politicians and people in general put you in boxes by trying to label you.  If you’re a conservative vegan, or a homosexual gun owner who loves the NRA, own it.  Be you and don’t let anyone try to tell you how you decide to live your life is wrong.  Rob Rotten shares some dumb criminal stories.  A woman in the Netherlands had a creative way to get back at the woman who was sleeping with her husband.  Let’s just say it left a special burning feeling.  Also, a man in Arkansas called the police on himself after throwing rocks at a school.  His reasoning for making the call is certainly a surprise, so he can avoid the temptation of drugs and alcohol.  The Dudes take a moment to commemorate the passing of radio legend, the real life DJ from “Good Morning Vietnam”. Finally, a new vodka is making its way to the market and the Dudes are already placing their preorder.  Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Humpday is upon us, we’re halfway through the week and the Dudes are back with a packed show.  We try to push you out of your comfort zone, playing just the tip, just for a second to see how it feels.  Nick triggers Rob by introducing a teaser clip of Disney’s next live-action adaptation film, “Christopher Robin.”  Rob is not amused, but the movie stars Hayley Atwell from “Agent Carter” and Marvel Cinematic Universe fame, so that makes him happy.  Otherwise, Rob Rotten is not a Disney fan, saying they’re unoriginal and prefer to buy out their competition.  We then revisit what will surely be a great movie, “The Happytime Murders.”  The movie featuring muppet-like characters showing what life is like after Sesame Street.  Dudes From Dallas PSA: A Japanese man died after his friend blew air up his anus using an air compressor in a ‘prank’ gone wrong.  So don’t use air compressors in any type of prank.  Asia Times suggests that the frequency of such ‘accidental’ incidents in Japan may have something to do with the childhood practice of ‘kancho’ – where children poke each others’ butts as a prank. A statue of late Soundgarden frontman Chris Cornell is to be erected in his hometown of Seattle.  The Dudes take a look at the idea of erecting a statue dedicated to a person who committed suicide.  The hope is that it brings awareness to mental health and suicide, and doesn’t just lift the person up based solely on their contributions to the arts.  Bill Clinton says every US state should return to 'some sort of paper ballot system' to stop elections from being hacked.  Nick Vicious is on board, while Rob Rotten thinks Bill Clinton is merely out petitioning for the paper ballot to ensure a Hillary victory in 2020.  They break it down as only they can. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Monday, the start of a new work week, and time for another Dudes From Dallas episode.  Monday’s watercooler talk focuses on the funny, or lack thereof on college campuses around the country.  VICE News on HBO ran a segment about the growing number of comedians who will not play college campuses because students, or professional student employees can’t take a joke.  “The kids that I’m programming for are not cis-het dudes. And we intentionally program towards that,” Kat Michael, the program booker for Simmons College said. Michael went on to explain that certain jokes about transgenderism and sexual assault could lead to a performer’s microphone being turned off. Additionally, it could lead to the comedian not being paid for their performance. The Dudes break down the VICE News piece and offer their take on what comedy is and what it should be.  To help illustrate their point, the Dudes rely on the comedy musings of George Carlin and the talentless hack Amy Schumer.  It becomes #SettledLaw that our generation wins. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Happy Friday Duders and Duderettes #SettledLaw. Papa John is in huge trouble, and after resigning his post as Chairman, the hits just keep coming.  Sports teams and leagues are distancing themselves from the company.  Life imitates art thanks to Family Guy.  The Dudes have the perfect solution, stop making bad pizza. What conversation about Papa John’s would be complete without talking about their sponsorship of the NFL?  The NFL Player’s Association files a grievance against the league’s new kneeling policy.  The Dudes are divided over it.  Find out where Nick and Rob stand on the issue.  A potential solution lies in Disney’s “Frozen”.  While discussing the Russia meddling probe and Trump’s recent SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanagh, the Dudes start talking about the Purge movies.  If you had 12 hours to commit any crime you wanted, would you automatically default to murder?  What would you do during the 12 hours of mayhem? Sex robots that resemble humans have clinics getting ready to treat sex addicts like alcoholics.  The Dudes share a cautionary tale. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Humpday means it’s Dudes day for you. Today the Dudes are talking about a new proposed Hyperloop system that could make travel times much shorter and more convenient.  A system should be up and running within seven years, Michael Morris, director of transportation for the North Central Texas Council of Governments, told the Dallas Business Journal in an interview.  The Dudes are all for it, so long at the NTTA stays the hell away from it. Nick Vicious struggles and checks his moral compass in Rob Rotten after reading a 19-year-old father in Arkansas smothered his infant child before trying to revive her by shocking her with a live extension cord.  Should we feel bad for the young father?  Did he have an adequate support system around him to help raise his child?  The Dudes tackle America’s “Labor Shortage Epidemic”, which is not what you think it is.  Employers are willing to do anything to fill jobs, except pay people more.  The Dudes talk about the toxicity of the job market and how people are not going to be willing to take it anymore, seeing as they can probably earn more on welfare than some of the wages employers are forcing on employees in order to continue bank rolling investors. Finally, Walmart wants to start recording employees and customers in their stores, both visually and audibly.  Rob suggests they can merely go to people of Walmart to see what goes on in their stores.  Nick shares a story about a recent Walmart visit, and Rob recounts a summer spent working for the company.  They’re both quite entertaining. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Monday, and hopefully you’re not suffering from a case of the “Mun-days.” The Dudes want to thank everyone who has been listening and downloading the show, as well as sharing the show.  We really love and appreciate all of you. Elon Musk gets raked over the coals for trying to get involved in saving a soccer team from Taiwan trapped in a cave.  Rob Rotten determines that he saved as many of those kids as Elon. Nick and Rob break down bias in the media and offer some insight to what you can do to spot bias and offer suggestions to finding the truth in media reporting. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Welcome to Friday … Dudes Style.  New episodes drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Nick can’t find his sponsor reads, after failing with organizing his emails.  Much to his chagrin, he also can’t find work invoices and other needed messages.  How much money is he leaving on the table? An Odessa, Texas hunter is pushing back against her critics, after photos of her next to a giraffe she killed in South Africa triggered outrage.  The Dudes come up with a way to earn the right to hunt big game. A penis study focusing on the correlation between size and self-esteem was called off — because of the enormous response. Your electric bill could end up being obsolete if one company succeeds at harnessing the energy of superhot plasma with a mega-reactor that could change how everything plugs in and lights up. The Internet unlocks the secret to beating facial recognition software, and the Dudes share the information. Pornhub is offering subtitles for the hard of hearing … and the Dudes decide if you need subtitles for porn, you’re doing it wrong.  Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Welcome to Humpday  … Dudes Style.  New episodes drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. The Dudes would like to take a moment to open the show with a prayer, but don’t let the thought of a prayer scare you off … it’s NOT that type of prayer.  It’s the second show from the new Forney Extension, and it’s been an adventure.  Nick is still uncomfortable in his Ed McMahon chair.  Mrs. Rotten has taken part of the show’s imaging as a new catchphrase.     President Trump announced his pick for the latest Supreme Court Justice, and the Dudes share a conspiracy theory surrounding the retirement of Anthony Kennedy and somehow it becomes the X-Files.  The theory involves a lot of money and turning the friggin frogs gay. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Welcome to a fresh new week … Dudes Style.  New episodes drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. The Dudes are taking their new studio for a test drive, and Nick Vicious is feeling a tad like Ed McMahon from The Tonight Show.  Nick and Rob allow their dogs to meet at long last, and the result will have you laughing.  Steve Irwin crosses Mrs. Rotten and she nails his ass to the wall.  President Trump is going to announce his latest Supreme Court Justice, and the Dudes take a look at who’s on the short list.  Nick shares a story about immigrants at the border and what’s happening to the records.  Hint, they’re being trashed. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

‘90s Musical Acts Return in Unexpected Ways: There is a saying: what was once old is new again.  And there is nothing that gets people worked up more than a pair of ‘90s musical acts coming out with something new. The Spice Girls have been teasing their fans for years about a possible reunion.  Justin Timberlake is transitioning into country music, using a one-of-a-kind music video with Chris Stapleton as the launch pad. Justin, as you may recall,  was active with the boy band N’Sync from 1995-2002. Timberlake and  Stapleton teamed up for the video to the hit song “Say Something” and used a sixty-person choir inside the historic Bradbury Building. The Dudes answer an important question ... What in the hell is a XENNIAL? While the Dudes were talking about this months ago, other media outlets are finally catching on to the new term.  The Dudes explain what Xennials are, and link the whole thing to porn, because really, it usually comes down to porn. Nick rebuilt a porn found on the side of the road, and Rob bought a VCR with a BIG surprise in it... Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It's Independence Day in America, and the Dudes celebrate it with a special flashback interview with Terry Osterhout and Liz LaPoint.  Nothing says 'Merica like the ability to create art that is uncompromising and intense, and that's exactly what Terry and Liz do.  Sadly, there are people around them who would like nothing more than to derail their first amendment rights and have their work censored or straight removed.  So, we're celebrate the freedoms that make our country great.   To follow Terry and Liz on social, click on the links.  Be sure to show them some love, as they are people who aren't afraid to piss others off.  Liz LaPoint Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/liz_lapoint/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/liz_lapoint OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/liz_lapoint Blog: www.TheNakedAdvice.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/LizLaPoint   Terry Osterhout Twitter: https://twitter.com/terry2070 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/terry2070/ OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/terry2070 Art Bomb Tees: www.ArtBombTees.com Books: http://www.blurb.com/user/digifan   Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription. Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It's a special flashback episode of the Dudes From Dallas.   Nickelodeon is bringing back Double Dare this summer and the Dudes want to compete. Filmmaker Scott Barber joins the show to talk about a Nickelodeon documentary he's making that explores the network's golden era.  What was your favorite Nick show?  Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Welcome to Friday … Dudes Style.  New episodes drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Space Force is coming!  The Dudes have exclusive audio of the president announcing the formation of a new branch of the military.  That’s right boys and girls, there’s a space force coming to America.  Josh Brolin, the actor who portrays Thanos in “Avengers: Infinity War”, goes on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and reads Trump tweets as Thanos.  Patrick Stewart reprising his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in a new Star Trek series.  Rob Rotten wants to get excited about it, but is hesitant with his excitement.  Seth Rogen has an encounter with Paul Ryan … how did it go?  Well, it went as well as you  can imagine in today’s climate.  The Dudes break down the encounter and looks for a way that a lose-lose situation could have become a win.  Ryan Reynolds has a perfect response for a guy who got dumped by his chick after seeing Deadpool 2.  Roseanne spinoff show is coming this fall and the Dudes look at how it can succeed.  There was a serious accident on a major freeway in Dallas that had a heavily trafficked interchange shutdown for a day.  Nick and Rob rage against the traffic in area.  A strange item is up for sale in Vancouver, and the Dudes are wondering if it comes with a red hat and some chocolate starfish.  A veteran NASCAR broadcaster suffered a skull fracture after being hit by a car while jogging in California, and the Dudes would like to extend well wishes to Wendy Venturini.  Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

Welcome to Wednesday … Dudes Style.  New episodes drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. There’s a lot of fake outrage out there, and actual outrage to go along with it.  Have you tried to express opinions on social media only to be shouted down by those on your friends list?  We talk about the discourse and the inability for people to talk to one another in respectful ways, especially when they disagree with each other.  Trump Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets kicked out of a restaurant, people rejoice.  Unfortunately, those same people were the ones who were angry when a bakery refused to decorate a cake for a gay couple.  The double standard leads to a lot of hostility and anger amongst the masses.  As a country, we need to have discourse, but we need to be able to communicate our differences in constructive ways.  The Dudes illustrate that mantra by pointing out that Nick tends to be more to the left, while Rob more to the right … yet they come together to discuss and find that middle ground.  Nick Vicious makes his feelings about Hillary Clinton and political dynasties known … hint, he doesn’t care for them.  Propaganda is everywhere, defend yourself with facts.  Remember, stupid used to hurt.  Stormy Daniels and Bill DeBlasio went to the border.  The New York Mayor was denied entry and started whining about it.  Rob lets him know just what is wrong with his presence there, and how Texas feels about New York.  The Dudes share some perspective on social media arguments gone bad, and offer their respective takes on the issues.  With all of the discourse and arguing going on out there, the Dudes feel it’s important to remember one very important thing … there’s no need to be calling people Nazis … ever.  Unless you know what the true history of the Nazi party, don’t pull that card.  Name calling immediately shuts down the ability to have a conversation and reach the substance of one’s position.  Don’t let people bait you into falling into the muck, rise above. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Monday and the Dudes are back with more of the less filling, more taste format.  That means three episodes a week for you every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.  Nick Vicious celebrates being one year older today, so show him some love on Twitter @TheNickVicious Much like last week, the country as a whole is stuck on the immigration issue at the southern border.  What most people don’t realize is there is a lot of misinformation being thrown around by both liberal and conservative outlets.  The Dudes break it down in a way that shows that there’s a lot of history to take into consideration and this issue isn’t so cut and dry.  Music died in D/FW this past weekend.  Pantera drummer and co-founder Vinnie Paul passed away while the Eagles were in town.  Fox pundit Charles Krauthammer also passed away, so the Dudes look at some of his best one-liners. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Friday and the Dudes are back with more of the less filling, more taste format.  That means three episodes a week for you every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. It's our 20th episode!  Who would have thought we'd make it this far.  If we had known we were hitting that milestone, we may have put a lot more effort into the show.  But, we promise you, we'll make up for it in episode 21. Today Rob tries to celebrate Nick getting his car back from the shop, after spending a lot of money and a lot of man hours, working overtime and then some.  Of course, Nissan isn’t doing anything about it and is taking no responsibility for their faulty transmission.  Since we’re talking cars, Rob Rotten takes a look at the dumbest trend for cars ever imagined: Vanity Plates.  You know those plates, the ones with cute words or sayings, perhaps a name or whatever it is people come up with.  The Dudes discuss the expansion of toll roads and how ridiculous they are.  Nick talks about an issue in his home state of California, the possibility of the state breaking into three smaller states.  The reasons behind the desire to split are numerous, and the insight the Dudes provide will surely help you around the water cooler.  We also take a moment to celebrate, albeit belated, a special day for Sci-Fi nerds. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s Humpday and the Dudes are back with more of the less filling, more taste format.  That means three episodes a week for you every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.  Is there some tension between the Dudes today.  Is something amiss?  Is there anyone who can provide some balance for Nick and Rob?  Blue Bell is targeted by a classroom for the name of one of their flavors of ice cream, and the Dudes are in the middle of the Great Divide.  After 21 years and thousands of episodes, the Jerry Springer show faces an uncertain future.  What’s your favorite Springer moment?  Finally, Stephen Hawking's voice is bound for a black hole 3,500 light years away and the Dudes have acquired exclusive audio of the message being sent to the stars in hopes of reaching alien civilizations.  Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s the start of a new week and the Dudes are back with more of the less filling, more taste format.  Today’s episode starts the week with some heavy talk, but it’s something that needs to be discussed.  There’s an issue America has been kicking down the road for far too long, and there’s a lot of fake news circling around about it.  That issue is illegal immigration.  Plainly stated, the border patrol is a nightmare, and the political football needs to stop.  The Dudes take a look at the latest fact and fiction surrounding immigrant children being separated from their parents and talk about what’s actually going on.  Please make your opinion known by tweeting us or commenting on Facebook. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s a new format for the Dudes, the more taste and less filling variety. Be ready for new episodes to drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. We don't wanna talk the politics, since it's Friday and all. Nick Vicious is being blamed for a girl's Fortnite addiction, despite not having anything to do with it. Rob Rotten tests to see if Nick is from our universe our another universe that collided with ours, using a principle known as the Mandela Effect. Which universe are you from? The Dudes give you all the usual perversions and hysterics that you've come to expect from the show. Start your weekend off with seven wine snob rules you are now able to break. We remember Robin Williams and talk about a new documentary being released about him, featuring narration from the man himself. Law enforcement officers behaving badly with their guns deserve mocking. Women in Ireland set a world record for largest gathering of skinny-dipping, setting a second record for largest glare ever seen by a camera. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription. Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s a new format for the Dudes, the more taste and less filling variety.  Be ready for new episodes to drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Rob Rotten undergoes a genetic test and finds out some shocking information.  Nick Vicious wants to know the details behind what went into taking the test and what kind of studying was involved.  We learn that Martin Short and Steve Martin have a show on Netflix, and Steve is a terrific banjo player.  The Dudes openly advocate using someone else’s Netflix or Hulu login if you’re too cheap to get your own.  Patrick Stewart may be coming to Star Trek: Discovery in season 2.  Obviously he won’t be Captain Picard in this show, but it’s still Sir Pat Stew. Nick empties out his purse on Mike Rowe and calls him out for not really being a guy doing the dirty jobs.  Rowe says the Boy Scouts are hurting and some of the harm is self-inflicted.  The Dudes decide Mike Rowe is a douchebag while telling stories about being in Boy Scouts. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s a new format for the Dudes, the more taste and less filling variety.  Be ready for new episodes to drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. It’s a heavy start to the week, but we promise you it’ll get lighter as the week goes on.  Sometimes things happen in the world that you have to stop and talk about, regardless of how uncomfortable they are.  This week Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten discuss the passing of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, both from apparent suicide.  The Dudes examine what could drive someone as successful as them, as well as others like Robin Williams and Chester Bennington to end their lives in such a fashion.  We get a surprisingly good answer from Terry Crewes on the matter.  And the Dudes implore people to reach out and actually communicate with people face to face, as opposed to merely through social media.  Another public figure that is facing the end of his time on this Earth is Fox News contributor and Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer, who has only weeks to live after his aggressive cancer came back.  He left readers with a note explaining his absence for the past 10 months and what’s been going on with him.  And while we have political leanings and may not agree with what he says and writes, one must take the time to admire the grace for which he faces the end for him. IHOP is changing their name to IHOB … leading everyone to wonder what the B stands for.  Many people think it’s Breakfast, but according to one reporter, it’s actually Burgers.  So International House of Burgers?  We disagree.  Nick tries to convince Rob Denny’s is better, but Rob ain’t biting.  If the B does indeed stand for burgers, look for the Dudes to start eating at the Original Pancake House. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Now on YouTube, watch the dudes and subscribe to their channel.  Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments. Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides

It’s a new format for the Dudes, the more taste and less filling variety.  Instead of one long episode a week, we’re now giving you three episodes that are easier to listen to during your drive to work. Be ready for new episodes to drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.  It’s the first Friday edition of the Dudes and we are giving you a sandwich of awesome.  Snoop Dogg has set a world record for something iconic, and you’ll want to hear what it is.  President Trump is imposing tariffs on our allies and we get the take on the matter from Ronald Reagan.  Nick Vicious is a terrible gay, but since it is Pride Month, he shares some of the history of the Gay Rights Movement.  Charles Barkley joins the Dudes to talk about being a bad gay.  Apple is introducing software to combat digital addiction.  Is digital addiction even a thing?   Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire.  If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money.  Now on YouTube, watch the dudes and subscribe to their channel.  Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Play Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to www.dudesfromdallas.com to keep up with all of the latest information on what the Dudes are talking about, and reach out with your thoughts and comments.  Dudes From Dallas: Where the News Abides