The Red Scare

The boys try vigorously to give a damn about the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, and speculate the future of a monarchy which really has no power. Then, Harriet Tubman gets a new legacy with a new moniker, conjured up by the brilliant, Red Scare. Serena Williams is another queen which, this week, was laid to rest. Eli Manning has more super bowl rings than the guys' beloved Bears. Then, Teddy and Scotch solve all of California's important issues. Listen up, you tubby tubs of tub-scum! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Teddy stumbles out of the gate with some annoying technical issues, but runs with it anyway. The boys lay the groundwork for what to never expect from the Scare, in the future. They discuss what it might take to be sad enough to sit in the audience of a prime time game show. Then, Scotch tickles Teddy's tits by reviewing some of the most ridiculous names from young, up and coming rappers. Listen up, syzurp swallowers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The boys give lukewarm explanations as to why they've been recently absent. Current affairs aren't cutting it anymore, so Teddy and Scotch devise a new plan for America, that will offset the taxes they're about regurgitate over Biden's college debt forgiveness program. It also might just be the best damn game show anyone's ever thought of. Listen up, content vampires! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Scotch reveals that he's going to be touching down on the east coast, for the time, and plans to dip his icy big toe into the Atlantic, like it's a double shot of Kessler whiskey. The boys discuss why Brittany Griner might never set foot on American soil again, right after admitting to not giving a damn. Then, fittingly, they pay a tribute to a Boston legend. No, not Larry Bird, but, Bill Burr. Listen up, lesbian liver lickers!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

After a slight summer vacation, the boys get the band together for a brief little jam session, to kick the cobwebs off before making their triumphant return. Listen up, groupies! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The boys pay their respects to one of the greatest movies ever made, Goodfellas, and narrowly mention the passing of Ray Liotta. Although he's filled with hate and crap, Teddy details the importance of respecting one's opponent. Scotch gives us a healthy dose of riveting sports trivia, as they pay an obligatory tribute to Tom Brady. Then, the guys have fun with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Listen up, you careless whisperers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys throw their weight around regarding their expertise about being rotund individuals, and whether or not fat men gain penis, while losing weight. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue infuriates Teddy, but Scotch was too busy getting screwed in the drive-thru, he forgot that he's large because he loves flavor, not substance. Speaking of no substance; Listen up, FUPA fruits! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The boys plunge wrist deep into the annals of history by addressing the misconceptions Americans have about Cinco de Mayo. Teddy regales us with a summary of the greatest impromptu comedy lineup ever assembled, which included, Chris Rock, Leslie Jones, Jimmy Carr, Dave Attell, Jeff Ross and Dave Chappelle. Scotch almost cracked his own skull while trying to make an omelet. The guys discuss the rules of bathroom etiquette, in regards to being a good partner to their respective ladies. Elon Musk is one step closer to taking over the world. Listen up, wet wipes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

As Johnny Depp uses his defamation court case against his ex-wife, Amber Heard, to promote his band, The Hollywood Vampires, and his cinematic catalog, Axel Rose continues to look more and more like Danny Devito's Mama, after she got thrown from the train. Teddy's Hebrew sensibilities get saucy, with a debate about au jus. Mike Tyson gets punchy when he got poked by a dip. A boy, born with two penises, gets handed a blueprint for eternal disappointment, as Scotch gives a compelling argument for the practice of punching people in the face, to help with character development. Listen up, limp-sticks! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys discuss the various types of humor people display, while on the job, and what constitutes a prank versus a write-up. As they discuss the nuance of adding truffles to their dining experiences, the boys decide to throw a bone to the working poor. Scotch questions why Biden foretold that he'd only nominate a black woman to the Supreme Court, as Teddy wonders why we've gone back to calling non-whites, "People of color," as Ketanji Brown Jackson finally gets confirmed to ascend to the nation's high court. Listen up, liver lickers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

After over 20 years of riding dirty, Teddy shares the various treasures he found in his recently sold Jeep, one of which has sentimental value to his partner. The guys discuss the tragic existence of having to "suffer from alopecia," then delve into the nuances of Will Smith slapping the hell out of Chris Rock at the Oscar's Academy Awards. They both agree that any the next time there's an award show looking for a host, the default setting should be, Ricky Gervais. Scotch reveals the latest developments with his son's embryonic football career. Listen up, you little participation trophies! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Teddy reveals he's got the attention span of a goldfish, as he continuously counts the leaves outside of his apartment window. Scotch gives Putin credit for curing COVID, just as the invasion of Ukraine ramps up. John Cena has no balls, or maybe he does, but China's carrying them in it's purse. One of the guys admits that he might have a "thing," for an unspecified "Doja Cat," as Scotch stumbles on the perfect solution to get gas prices down to pre-1970s levels. Listen up, you greasy, grease-balls! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

With gas prices increasing at a record pace, the guy discuss the best ways to navigate Los Angeles traffic, and prove that Saturday Night Live was spot-on depicting the "Californians". Teddy praises McDonald's for getting back to their burger-slinging nature, and embracing menu hacks by promoting the Land, Sea and Air burger. Then, Scotch gets hungry and spends the rest of the show, dreaming of the perfect burger. Listen up, lard-asses!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys discuss the heartbreaking misery they feel when their respective ladies experience health problems. Scotch's son a bona-fide bus on the football field. Although he's convinced his sense of comedy is intact, Teddy hates when people try to tell him unsolicited jokes. Then, the dips dish about the gossip of celebrity's uncommon eating habits. Listen up, liver lickers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Scotch details the latest developments with his adversary, Meth-a-Rella, as she's taken liberty to invite a new friend to the party. He then tiptoes on the edge of stardom and goes to scout the open night comedy club, where he plans to make his big break. Teddy describes his motivation for leaving the house is to just find a new place to park his boney ass, then gives his rotund partner an award for being Father of the Year. Listen up, lap dogs!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Coach Scotch straps his clipboard to his ass and tries not to crap himself as he coaches his son's youth football team. Teddy goes to NASCAR and is pleasantly surprised with all the people's die hard support for a guy named Brandon, then encourages Scotch to delve deep into the soulful sounds of Mary J. Blige, as they anticipate a kick ass Super Bowl halftime show with Dr. Dre, Snoop and Eminem. The boys then discuss their respective aspirations to get into stand of comedy, but don't have the balls to do it. Then Teddy makes an interesting observation between the correlation of the idea of wearing masks and getting an abortion. Listen up, you little coat hangar failures!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The boys discuss whether or not someone's work ethic is a choice or an inherent trait. They then choose to discuss the matter of Whoopi Goldberg's opinions, for some reason. You'll then be regaled with a dynamic conversation involving two morons arguing over nothing. Listen up, or don't (who really cares)!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Scotch shares his medical expertise and explains how his heightened immune system, from battling psoriasis, is a key factor for why he hasn't contracted covid. Teddy falls off his coastal, liberal, quasi-intellectual pedestal and divulges his new found interest and devotion for the reality show, Love Island. Then the big fruits bear-out until Teddy gets exhausted and falls asleep. Listen up, lib-tards!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Teddy is over the moon, happy, since KFC launched their version of Beyond chicken, and he can, once again, tap back into his inherent fat-boy sensibilities. He then gets a brief tutorial from Scotch about determining the attributes of crack heads and meth addicts, as Scotch has a bombshell of a run-in with his down-and-out neighbor. The guys then determine that it's bad form to disparage someone's kid, directly to their face, but if you Jeopardy your insult, and phrase it in the form of a question, you might just get a free pass. Listen up, you short-bus, glass lickers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The boys reunite for the first show of 2022, with Scotch at the genesis of fresh employment, and Teddy riddled with a fresh case of Covid. They discuss what made the show work at it's onset, 15 years ago, and how it's going work going forward, into the future. On the one year anniversary of one of the United States' most notorious mutinies, the guys discuss the state of the country, as it currently presides. Of course, things go awry and the dips trail off on tangents regarding Kessler, bro-culture and, of all things, kindness. Welcome back, dip-tards! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

In this blast from the 2012 past, Scotch has a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Teddy rallies against cutesy abbreviations, Kanye's got a sex tape, and the guys discuss the trials of living in 2012. Listen up, rewinds! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The boys discuss the best parts of Thanksgiving, with the holidays quickly approaching. Ghostbusters exceeds box office expectations, as streaming movies leaves Teddy empty inside. Scotch's love affair with Kyle Rittenhouse grows exponentially after a jury insures his freedom, and breaks down gun lingo for Teddy's tiny liberal mind. Teen pop star, Tiffany, might actually be alone now, as she butchers the only song that makes her relevant. The Grammy's, apparently, hates music, as the list of lukewarm nominees are released. Jonah Hill is set to be fat-shamed, once again, as he gears up to play Jerry Garcia in Martin Scorsese's upcoming Grateful Dead biopic. Listen up, you lazy side dishes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Better late than never, the guys get into the reasons for the delayed show and the trials which caused the postponement. Teddy saves a life, while Scotch crushes a soul. Kyle Rittenhouse cries on the stand, evoking reveries of the cowardly lion. Travis Scott rips families apart, as Paul Rudd brings everyone together. *the show gets derailed by Teddy's regularity, accompanied by his second cup of coffee. And the world's oldest and most dynamic toy, sand, makes it's Red Scare introductory appearance. Listen up, oatmeal face! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys go over their favorite Halloween treats and come to one solid agreement; Twizzlers are for garbage people. Teddy tells a heroic tale that goes nowhere. PETA pisses Scotch off. California congresswoman, Katie Porter, is Teddy's dream woman. The boys go over odd laws that are still on the books, then call out New York Post "journalist", Maureen Callahan for being a trolling twit. Listen up, you vertically challenged charmer! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Scotch details his sons fresh, new venture into baseball little league, as Teddy recalls squandering his prospects as a young tennis phenom. NASCAR's Brandon Brown unknowingly starts a new anti-Biden trend. Trump won't stop, because hey, Trump don't stop! A "funny" couple rides the "D" all the way down Disney's Main Street. "Roaching" might have been a thing, until the guys crap all over the concept. And what could only be presumptuously determined as the start of an ongoing saga, the boys open up the pandora's box that is, Alec Baldwin. Listen up, fiddle sticks! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The show gets derailed, right out of the gate and lands in a huge pile of Netflix and trans-people. Apparently, Dave Chappelle isn't going anywhere and we have the dips, from all over, to prove it, as protests break out across the nation. The guys get into a heated discussion regarding the nutritional value of Pop Tarts, which leads to a scorching debate over the nature of the nation's farewell to Colin Powell. Let's just hope Teddy and Scotch are accurate in predicting that Adele's new single will unite the globe. Listen up, or repent!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

As the world turns against Jon Gruden and Dave Chappelle, Teddy recalls a recent spat with a Facebook "friend". The guys discuss who's on top as the smartest fans in America. South Park continues, as does Ted Sarandos and Netflix. The boys might have grown into men on this episode, as they discuss their ever challenged ability to not freak out every time somebody shares a stupid opinion. The fact that they're always angry, doesn't mean they're going to rip out the hearts of foes. Although they can, at any time. Listen up, pansy prey! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys have a backwards way of agreeing on the proper way to drink in Las Vegas. Urban Meyer apologizes for being a grown ass man. Sage Steele gets fired for being friends with Jay Cutler. The Grey Poupon lifestyle might be unattainable, but we still have the wine to look forward to. The boys remember Late Night with David Letterman announcer, Alan Kalter, and discuss the great voices of radio and television history. Teddy loves Jeopardy, but can't stomach his own Judaism. And, with Dave Chappelle being on the chopping block of cancel culture, he might redeem himself by becoming the second male in history to be featured on the cover of Playboy Magazine, as Bretman Rock ruins magazines for all hetero men. Listen up, you intolerant twits! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The boys rejoice in R. Kelly's conviction, by sending Scotch to Circus Circus, in Las Vegas. They tie everything in the R. Kelly case to Michael Jackson, Woody Allen, Charlie Sheen, Bill Cosby and more, in a heartbreaking expose regarding the protection of the American breadwinner. Dog, The Bounty Hunter, comes out of retirement to investigate the disappearance and suspected murder of famed white girl, Gabby Petito. The guys give a stiff wag of the finger to Chief on Chief violence, and Teddy admits that he'd be willing to huff Kobe Bryant's used panties, as Michael Jordan's worn underwear gets sold at auction. Listen up, sheeple!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys review, "The Dead of the Day," as George Holliday, the recorder of the Rodney King beating, and Comedian, Anthony Johnson of "House Party" and "Friday" fame, both kick the bucket. They reiterate their respective beliefs about God, review the LA riots of 1992, and realize; not much has changed in 30 years. Then, the boys give their advice on how to survive attending a game at SoFi Stadium, and introduce a new segment, "Trouble with the Headlines," as GoodHousekeeping.com tries to ignite a war with Jeopardy and Cedric the Entertainer. Listen up, liver lickers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The somewhat sudden passing of Norm Macdonald leaves the guys emotional, so they drop everything they planned for this episode and give an ode to the legend. On the way, they worry about Eddie Murphy's return to stand up and agree that 'Life' is the most under appreciated movie in cinema history. No worries; Steve Van Zandt is still alive!! Scotch wishes Conor McGregor would beat up Machine Gun Kelly. Teddy wishes he could be as sexy as the saxophone thrusting, shirtless performer from Lost Boys, Timmy Cappello. Listen up, Normies!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Teddy recounts an encounter which started as a fistfight, transferred to a shot-taking love-fest, then brought on a hypochondriac trip to the COVID testing office. The boys celebrate the life and career of Michael K. Williams, in typical Red Scare fashion, which brings up the guy's respective lack of empathy. Scotch regales us with a tale about the days of tweaking, and wonders if there's a parallel universe where Dog, The Bounty Hunter's pass to use the "N" word is actually redeemable. Then, an epiphany: There is no racism! There's only those who listen to crappy music, and those who hate people who listen to crappy music. Listen up, U2 fans!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Teddy reveals that Scotch would be a superstar in his North Hollywood gym, meanwhile Scotch shows his support for the Anaheim PD. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Teddy shares the details of his most recent bender, spawned by his deep seeded mommy issues. The guys make polarizing red and blue arguments about Afghanistan, Gavin Newsome, and the sound quality at Guns n Roses concerts. In Red Scare fashion, the boys give a heartfelt eulogy to Charlie Watts, of the Rolling Stones, and a hearty, "Rest in Peace," to Mike Richards career, as he steps down from hosting Jeopardy. Then, Scotch gives a lactic acid curdling revelation about his life-long love of milk, as they get derailed from exploring the most recent craze of the "milk crate challenge." Listen up, butter cups! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys discuss the novice production of MLB'S Field of Dreams game and dive through the misery of Kevin Costner movies. Scotch gives his opinions regarding female comedians, then details the best comedians of all-time, while Teddy confesses his love for Brad Pitt and Paul Rudd. The boys, within a span of about twenty minutes, break down and resolve the recent Taliban takeover of the Afghanistan government. Listen up, you mother-loving astronauts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys debate the possibility of a double standard within the political system, as Andrew Cuomo resigns as Governor, and Matt Gaetz goes on a, "Screw yourself!," US tour. Lewis Brinson, of the Miami Marlins, wants the Colorado Rockies to take accountability for what he thinks he might have heard. The Olympics are officially over, but the guys still gets on a Simone Biles debate over mental health versus concentration. Scotch is beside himself with redheaded rage, as Teddy fails, once again, to give a damn. Listen up, you little dingers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys break down the various redheaded Olympians. The spirit in the sky, is apparently, not Spirit Airlines, while in California, pigs won't fly either, as Teddy advocates for a vegetarian diet. America's labor shortage. Matt Damon and Jay-Z finally respect women because of the "daughter effect". Jeopardy is finalizing negotiations with their new host, Mike Richards. Scotch reveals he was an avid Blues Clues fan, and then the boys commiserate about their love for Beakman's World. Listen up, little pups!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Scotch details what it entails to avoid getting arrested in the fast food drive thru. The Tokyo Olympics are underway, and the only thing that concerns the boys is gold medal winner, and fellow redhead, Lydia Jacoby. Tom Hanks donates his credibility to helping the Cleveland Indians clean up their stained image. The CEO of Philip Morris vows to stop selling cigarettes? Martin Shkreli's only copy of Wu-Tang's "Once Upon a Time in Shaolin," gets seized and auctioned, to cover his mounting debt. And the guys play a quick round of Scotch's Association Game, but Teddy is less than enthusiastic about any of it. Listen up, you bronze bastards!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Bitchfest 2021 continues, as the guys stumble out of the gate, arguing about the logistics of producing a real show. Teddy predicts that if he were a billionaire, his life and habits would barely change, as Jeff Bezos has his inaugural space launch. Scotch is alarmed at the recent emptying of the shelves at Costco. Two pigs go to jail for killing eleven porcupines. Teddy's taste in music has evolved from remedial to adolescent. The boys reiterate the attributes of growing up redheads. Listen up, you filthy animals! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys discuss the potency of modern marijuana, with people now "scromitting" from being too high, and break down the tedium of the weed culture, like having to endure people regurgitating Cheech and Chong jokes. Snoop Dogg gets Jaleel White to promote Purple Urkel. Scotch voices his disdain for non-compete clauses, as Teddy gives his insight on people whom use pet names for their significant others. Plus, the boys give advice on how to raise your kids to not be little dips, and how to keep from not becoming a douche bag parent. Listen up, smoke dogs! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Teddy makes a clarification about his homophobic confession, which makes Lil Nas X blush. Phylicia Rashad stays bound to the blind loyalty for her fictional husband. Bill Cosby is set free, Michael Avenatti is sentenced, while Britney Spears is still trapped in conservatorship. Miss Nevada, Kataluna Enriquez, has a huge set of balls, for taking on feminism. Rachel Nichols shrieks herself out of employment with ESPN. Donald Rumsfeld finally visits George H.W. Bush in hell, as Scotch suggests, Michelle divorce Barack Obama, George W. step out on Laura Bush, and give the world the power couple that'll reunite the world; Mr. And Mrs. Michelle W. Bush. Listen up, you sweet little useless appendages!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Scotch shares his insights on UFOs and what some of the American workforce can do to actually merit a fifteen dollar an hour minimum wage, as McDonald's and Burger King plan to just displace their labor market with technology. James Corden gets a spanking for his, "Spill Your Guys," bit. Joe Schilling knocks out an innocent dip. California limits it's bi-coastal travel to honor the bi-curious American populous, as Teddy sheds a little empathy for intolerance. Listen up, mushy peas! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Johnny cracked corn, but Teddy doesn't care, as Scotch details his moonshine making process. Michael B. Jordan is forced to apologize, then pivot and rename his new rum brand. Beyonce's legion of stooges attempt to obliterate Trick Daddy off of Yelp. Winston Marshall quits Mumford & Sons, because he's more interested in running his mouth than cashing checks. Brandi Levy sets a Supreme Court precedent and proves it's not illegal to be a spoiled little brat. Marilyn Monroe gets cited in Palm Springs, for "upskirting". Wal Mart indirectly tells Kanye West and Frank Gehry to go screw themselves over the "Foam Runner". Then Cher takes the boys shopping at the porn store. Listen up, free ballers!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Scotch recaps an incident where he was blindsided by a visit from the local police. The guys discuss the attributes of being a good neighbor. Pampered idiots might be running the world, so the boys weigh in on the various degrees of eating shit, in the workplace. Teddy doesn't have a healthy fear of God, but his delicate sensibilities were rattled by Wal-Mart. Listen up, squatter scumbags! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys discuss the Floyd Mayweather/Logan Paul exhibition and conclude that the only redeeming conversation about semi-modern day boxing, is Nintendo's best effort, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. Kanye West, in regards to the Scare, is still irrelevant. The Friends reunion cements itself as America's dream cast, with its consistent whiteness. Rob Zombie tickles Scotch's ass with a feather by announcing he's rebooting The Munsters. And Teddy remains consistent by contributing nothing. Absolutely nothing. Listen up, freak shows! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys reimagine what Pulp Fiction would be like, recast with Nicholas Cage, or John Cusack, instead of Eric Stoltz, or Alec Baldwin, Denzel Washington or Gary Oldman, instead of John Travolta. What if Johnny Depp was cast in Tim Roth's roll? Who knows? Well, the Scare knows that it would have been a whole different movie, if it wasn't for Quentin Tarantino's decision to put Samuel L. Jackson, in everything. Maybe Spielberg could cast him in the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel. Teddy got a ticket to the physical therapy gun show. Scotch-tradamus predicts the next pandemic, with the first case of H10N3 Bird Flu reported in China. Jay Cutler throws the pick-six of his career, as he tries to intercept Kristin Cavallari's fortune. And Teddy quits the show, when he realizes that the pre-show run down is for nothing, when Producer Mitzi drops the ball on, well, the drops. Listen up, sidekicks!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

No, they're not talking about 19th century post-revolutionary France, The Red Scare is talking about, well, the blacks, on the one year anniversary of the murder of George Floyd. On the eve Kristen Clarke is confirmed as the new head of the DOJ's civil right division, the guys also discuss why the media still insists on referring to black people as, "person(s) of color." Teddy remembers one of his comedy idols, Paul Mooney. Scotch says goodbye to one of his fallen heroes; Sebastian (Samuel E. Wright), from "The Little Mermaid", as the boys say hello to Elliot Page's newly documented masculinity. They play a spirited round of "Scotch's Association Game," and discuss whether or not movies like those from "The Fast and the Furious" franchise, specifically the upcoming, "F9",are actually entertaining. Listen up, you petit little saignant beefcakes!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

The guys compose a somber requiem for Charles Grodin, which sets them on a collision course to conjuring up memories of Dustin Hoffman, Louis CK and Yahoo Serious. Joe Rogan gets worried about the future of the white male American. Teddy trips over his squeamish Judaism while addressing the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, as Kevin Pillar faces the music. Apparently, Johnny Cash had an alternative motivation for being, "The man in black." And Scotch gives his emotional co-host a seat on his psychological couch, as he lights Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina on fire. Listen up, you dirty Hebrews! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

With liberalism in one hand and a "gay beer" in the other, Teddy toasts the evolution of the Scare with a funky little concoction called, the Spaghett, as Miller High Life becomes rampantly unavailable. Elon Musk becomes an even bigger popular icon by hosting SNL. The boys discuss the influence Tawny Kitaen had on their Gen-X psyches, having grown up in a time when imagination was still utilized, and rejoice that they're not uninspired Millennials. They continue to date themselves by scrolling through their remedial 80s memories, discussing Grace Jones, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, and the impetus for Aerosmith's, Dude Looks Like a Lady. Scotch loves Martin Lawrence more than he loves his co-host, and the dips are even more divided on the concept of P-Diddy. Then, the finer points of flatulence, and how it pertains to a loved one, is debated. Listen up, slow-jobs!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Inspired by popular dipshit wordplay of our times, the guys mull over Star Wars' popularity amongst those who were actually alive when it was a George Lucas production. Teddy's anus opens wide and gapes, hoping Scotch will stumble into a, "happy little accident". The guys discuss the common misconceptions of Cinco de Mayo. Yellow means go, according to Los Angeles covid restrictions, taking a cue from traffic lights. Donald J Trump might actually be the next, "Notorious". Adam Sandler was, is and will probably always be, the man, all while Run DMSCOTCH breaks down the history of rap music for his lily-white co-host. Listen up, you Ol' Dirty Bastards! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support

Teddy exhibits his anal retentive sensibilities by giving a tutorial on how to properly wipe, as Scotch drops a duce on the subject. Caitlyn Jenner, after robbing sympathy points from America by transitioning, might continue her spree and steal Gavin Newsome's job. The boys discuss the relaxing of the CDC mask mandate for the fully vaccinated, and then fall in to comparing their drinking habits of old, with the present, reflecting not only the evolution of the show, but their damned-to-hell souls. Listen up, wet wipes!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theredscare/support