Podcasts about dullards

Peter Norris's father was a notorious bank robber who lived life on the run, dragging his boy across the country with him, until Peter refused to go with him one last time. It was the hardest decision he ever had to make.Peter Norris grew up on the run with his criminal father, Clarence 'Clarry' Norris.Every time Clarry was arrested, he would find a way out of custody and fulfil his promise of coming back to his son, and every time they reunited they would be off once more tearing across Australia.Peter climbed out windows at foster homes, and escaped group homes for boys to be with his dad, in Sydney, in Shepparton, Perth and Port Hedland.Until one day, his father came back to Peter when he had landed on his feet in the home of a beautiful foster family in regional Victoria.The faith the Dullards had in Peter gave him the courage to finally say "no" to his loving, caring, criminal, complicated dad.It was the hardest decision he ever made, but while desperately Peter wanted to be with his father, but didn't want to be him.It was the last time Peter ever saw his father. This episode of Conversations discusses family dynamics, origin stories, crime, criminality, theft, intergenerational trauma, foster care, abandoned children, group homes, remand centres, Baltara, homelessness, abuse, parenting, grief, closure, fatherhood, father son relationships.The Bank Robber's Boy is published by Simon & Schuster

Christie Hodgen is the author of four books of fiction, most recently the novel Boy Meets Girl, which won the 2020 AWP Award for the Novel. Her short fiction and essays have been included in dozens of literary journals and have won two Pushcart Prizes. She teaches in the MFA program at the University of Missouri-Kansas City and is the editor of New Letters. A sense of place looms large in the first essay discussed in this episode, “Disintegration” by Karen Fisher. Her job in the hinterlands of east New Orleans involves recycling, hogs that wander around and a boss who is equally beastly as he threatens to fire her. Wrestling for control of her circumstances is tough for the author, in a place that writes “off neglect as charm.” In “On Emptiness” by Joyde Dehli, a poetic sensibility shines. Fear is in the air, as Dehli notes that in response one can flee, fight, freeze or faint, to which might be added a fifth option: fawning, which the author does beautifully over a world that defies definition. In “Right Now, I'm a Chauffeur” by Bud Jennings get ready for sharp-tongued discourse. The narrator's mom drops line like “Dullards like that should only be allowed cockroaches as pets,” and the essay goes from there in exploring what it's like to come home to care for your mom versus the lively, coming-out life you led in New York City. Finally, in “A Little Slice of the Moon” by Summer Hammond we encounter a young girl from a Jehovah's Witnesses family that finds a door into a wider world through, of all things, a job at McDonalds. You'll find yourself rooting for her to find romance and more. Dan Hill, PhD, is the author of ten books and leads Sensory Logic, Inc. To check out his related “Dan Hill's EQ Spotlight” blog, visit this site. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/new-books-network

Christie Hodgen is the author of four books of fiction, most recently the novel Boy Meets Girl, which won the 2020 AWP Award for the Novel. Her short fiction and essays have been included in dozens of literary journals and have won two Pushcart Prizes. She teaches in the MFA program at the University of Missouri-Kansas City and is the editor of New Letters. A sense of place looms large in the first essay discussed in this episode, “Disintegration” by Karen Fisher. Her job in the hinterlands of east New Orleans involves recycling, hogs that wander around and a boss who is equally beastly as he threatens to fire her. Wrestling for control of her circumstances is tough for the author, in a place that writes “off neglect as charm.” In “On Emptiness” by Joyde Dehli, a poetic sensibility shines. Fear is in the air, as Dehli notes that in response one can flee, fight, freeze or faint, to which might be added a fifth option: fawning, which the author does beautifully over a world that defies definition. In “Right Now, I'm a Chauffeur” by Bud Jennings get ready for sharp-tongued discourse. The narrator's mom drops line like “Dullards like that should only be allowed cockroaches as pets,” and the essay goes from there in exploring what it's like to come home to care for your mom versus the lively, coming-out life you led in New York City. Finally, in “A Little Slice of the Moon” by Summer Hammond we encounter a young girl from a Jehovah's Witnesses family that finds a door into a wider world through, of all things, a job at McDonalds. You'll find yourself rooting for her to find romance and more. Dan Hill, PhD, is the author of ten books and leads Sensory Logic, Inc. To check out his related “Dan Hill's EQ Spotlight” blog, visit this site. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/literature

This week Moe Vader and Saint talk taboo topics and trending news including the New Orleans Police rat scandal, Albert Einstein Medical College's $1 billion reward, increase in Women world leaders, Pentagon's new Roswell explanation and more. Sponsored by VXD ART Books and Planet VXD Music. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/vexxed-uncensored/message

The news of Texas covered today includes:Our Lone Star story of the day: Some Texas legislators own comments demonstrate that we need serious improvements in public education. As the House Committee on Public Education, meeting today in the forth called special session, considers the school choice and public ed. bureaucracy largess bill, HB1, members show ignorance and hypocrisy. Dullards, dimwits, and dunderheads are quoted by leftwing media as incisive and smart, which is no surprise. (Liberal Republican Rep. Ernest Bailes is a chief dullard in the House!)Our Lone Star story of the day is sponsored by Allied Compliance Services providing the best service in DOT, business and personal drug and alcohol testing since 1995.Leftist media people: Please stop the always present handwringing over low voter turnout. People vote when they have enough “skin in the game” to care and other than that, young or old, NO VOTE is better than an uniformed vote. By the way, what is it you folks don't like about freedom? Freedom means one has the right to choose not to vote. Houston voters did not show up on Election Day, polls show Houston election: Low voter turnout is an access issue Some Houston youth skip election, citing time, inexperience Voters said “No!” to raising the mandatory retirement age for judges and one wonders who got legislators to even put the item on the ballot. A guy who was likely behind it, Texas Supreme Court Chief Justice Nathan Hecht will have to resign soon.Listen on the radio, or station stream, at 5pm Central. Click for our radio and streaming affiliates.www.PrattonTexas.com

JMU petitioning the NCAA for a chance to play a mid-December bowl sponsored by a roofing company is one thing. The stakes are now raised with the 9-0 Dukes in position to play in a New Year's Six game.

As the podcast turn 3 years old the boys come together to ask if the original mission statement (or anything whatsoever!) has been achieved. We listen to Justin's opening words from the very first podcast and realise that we have achieved zero personal growth in the intervening period, even if Justin no longer sounds like Mickey Mouse!!We discuss the ever-decreasing size of modern shin pads and the kick-ability of Jack Grealish, very small hard hats, Dawson and the Dullards, Mayonnaise on Chinese food, why we don't think Blue Cheese Brett should use power tools, Pete spends £20 million on an injured striker whilst Carl suggested Andy Caroll!!! Carl aspires to be thrown out of Euro Disney – prompting Pete to tell his wife's favourite joke, Peanut butter cost and texture are critiqued, Orange Juice with or without bits nearly starts a row, Pete bows to peer pressure, Carl confesses to unfairly incriminating his dog before Jason tries to make us all dip toast in tea – Carl confesses to strawberry milkshake fries and Pete remembers he has invented something similarly disgusting. Justin confesses to multiple visits to a “Garlic Farm” on the Isle of Wight – Pete and Carl interrogate this as Justin has been known to fabricate these things (see Opera singers for details).We go through peoples' various meetings with Watford players, Carl uses the word photosynthesis unnecessarily to Gifton Noel Williams, Pete remembers the day, Steve Harrison, former left back, coach and manager accused him of vandalism. Carl then remembers that he too was accused of crime by a footballer with a dodgy Russian accent! Tales involving Micah Hyde, Nicky Wright, Lloydinho, Marlon King and others included. Jason is back again racing to a urinal with not quite a Watford legend, before tequila drinking tales with a genuine Watford legend!We get on to instruments not mastered via Luther all to challenge Carl to play Z-cars on the recorder before revelations of cheese sandwiches and Elton John!! A great question from Peter Lee sees the guy's debate where genuine criticism ends and hysteria and nonsense starts – the guys answer in a way that can only described as hysterical nonsense.Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed in any way through the last 3 years – we are s grateful.COYH!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.Huge thanks to all our Patreons:Chris Giannone,RichWFC2,Steve Holliman,Ian Ball,Paul Fiander Turner,Sean Gourley,Lee Anselmo,John Parslow,Mark von Herkomer,Neil Silverstein,Steve Brown,Dave Lavender,Kasey Brown,Nipper Harrison,Boyd Mayover,Colin Payne,Paul Riley,Gary Wood,Karl Campion,Kevin Kremen,The Big Le – Bofski,Greg Theaker,Malcolm Williams,Bryan Edwards,Peter Ryan,Jack Foster,Jason Rose,Michael Abrahams,Ian Bacon,Ken Green,Nick Nieuwland,Colin SmithAnt!!!!!& PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome inside an all new episode of the Tall Can Audio podcast. Today Rob and Matt discuss the fallout from his 40th birthday shindig at the Nita Beer Company, a couple trades in the NHL, thoughts ahead of the Entry Draft, the Toronto Blue Jays taking down the Oakland A's, Gary Bettman caving on Pride Night hockey uniforms and so much more.Check out the Tall Can Audio 1000 Playlist for all sorts of songs associated with the show over our first thousand episodes. Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/ca/playlist/tall-can-audio-1000/pl.u-pZ2ETYAq6vySpotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2rZG14zZDmm70onDkGrv2a?si=yeSwQIUXTaW2XfUPUY50_wFollow TCA on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tallcanaudioFollow TCA on Instagram: https://instagram.com/tallcanaudio?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Follow TCA on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tallcanaudio

The Sh*t Mailbag was getting mad full, so Professor Ice Breaker and Dr. Ice Man are here to answer your burning questions about Eastern European politics, socio-economic unrest in South America, and 19th century English literature. Nah. Just kidding. Most of the questions are about relationships and friends and sex stuff. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Season 2 Ep 29: I am back on dating apps, and I hear it ladies, no good men left, just f*ckboys. So I explore the genesis of the F*ckboy. Also, you dullards are ruining the texting algorithm on the iPhone, and are PED's the devil they are made out to be Act One: The Genesis of the F*ckboy 1:48 Act Two: You Dullards Are Ruining the Texting Algorithm on the iPhone 23:55 Act Three: Drugs and Sports 29:11

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In todays episode we jump to the modern day to gaze upon the kingdom of Project Camelot. Kerry is joined by Utsava. Utsava is the worlds foremost leader in being a dumb broad. However, Kerry holds her own in the battle between these two titans of idiocy. We discuss the modern political landscape and try to determine which human beings are real human beings and who amongst us is just a guy in a mask. Spoiler alert: everyone's a guy in a mask. Part 2 of this will be on Patreon where we witness Kerry plumb the depths of poor production quality in a way that only Space Weirdo Fridays official First Lady could. If you enjoyed the show, please Like & Subscribe to our channel and share the links. This show can be found @hiddeninplainsightradio on Instagram and @thehiddenpod on Twitter. iTunes Link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hidden-in-plain-sight/id1488538144?i=1000459997594 Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5zsntvl63Do7m9gNTD8Za2?si=MczvbuMlRuCbmWChclVUZA YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNRejWJs0hn8pefj5FiE7ZQ If you want to support the show, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hiddeninplainsightpod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hiddeninplainsightradio/message

David Roth on Topps and The Athletic being sold, why baseball color commentors curdle after two years, the Mets' moves, and more. Plus tales: “Pride of the Yankees” departs from reality and strikes a chord; an All-Star is captured at the moment of his release. TABLE OF CONTENTSLou Gehrig, “Pride of the Yankees,” and Me*The Ballad of Jim Ray Hart and His DFA Photograph*David Roth: Mickey Rooney in Van Halen*Topps Sold*“A Long Position on Phil Plantier”*Two Business Idiots on The Athletic Sale*Baseball Cards as Bookmarks Etc*Louis Bromfield and Booth Tarkington*Death of the AV Club*John Madden and the Art of Enthusiasm*When “Damn Yankees” Tells a Deep Dark Truth*Buck Showalter Goes to Queen*The Forever Rebuild and Its Hazard*The 2022 Mets are Not the 1927 Yankees*Jeff McNeil Chill Out?*The Steinbrenner Retcon*Goodbyes.The Infinite Inning is not only about baseball but a state of mind. Steven Goldman, rotating cohosts Jesse Spector, Cliff Corcoran, and David Roth, and occasional guests discuss the game's present, past, and future with forays outside the foul lines to the culture at large. Expect stats, anecdotes, digressions, explorations of writing and fandom, and more Casey Stengel quotations than you thought possible. Along the way, they'll try to solve the puzzle that is the Infinite Inning: How do you find the joy in life when you can't get anybody out?

Sara Pennypacker and I discuss tips for writing from the perspective of a fox in her long-anticipated sequel to the classic novel PAX, PAX: JOURNEY HOME. We chat about how she interviews animals and how she addresses darker subjects such as the full cost of war in children's literature. We also talk about the novelization of SHARK TALE, how focusing on an injustice often leads to discovering a story's theme, the critical role an author for children must play, the principal of oneness, the importance of remembering the story is boss, and so much more. Sara Pennypacker was a painter before becoming a writer, and has two absolutely fabulous children who are now grown. She has written over twenty children's books including Pax (illustrated by Jon Klassen), Here In The Real World, the Clementine and Waylan series (both illustrated by Marla Frazee); Stuart's Cape and Stuart Goes to School (both illustrated by Martin Matje), Meet the Dullards, and others. Sara splits her time between Cape Cod, Massachusetts and Florida She divides her time between Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and Florida. You can visit her online at www.sarapennypacker.com.

We read an absurdly stupid "rebuttal" to Barbara Ehrenreich's Nickel and Dimed written by a doofus name Adam Shepard entitled Scratch Beginnings.General RecommendationsJD's Recommendation: Don't read Scratch BeginningsJNM's Recommendation: Cinematic Double Feature: Casino & The DepartedLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Heat Death of the Universe - @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.com

Can you believe we got to chat with a fellow nonbinary pal who is their nation's favorite national treasure??? We have George Pilgrem of the band, Dullards, with us on the pod and in this episode we discuss gender identity, making music, getting signed to a label during a pandemic and so much more!  We are Screaming in Nonbinary.  Instagram: @screaminginnonbinary  Twitter: @screaminginenby  Aladdin Firm: @aladdinfirm  Em Krieg: @emilykriegart  George Pilgrem: @george_pilgrem_sings_the_hits  Dullards: @dullards____ 

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Roger Heathers is such a creative musician it is not even funny. He releases a ton of solo music and is part of the DULLARDS duo band. His first time on Conversations with Roland has us talking about the idea that nothing really ever ends; the End is a moving target. You can catch him on the https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-weekly-song-podcast-songwriting-music/id1239576962 (Weekly Song Podcast) with Declan Kitchener as they deconstruct the theory and process of writing music, then probably go off-topic to talk about how amazing the Beatles are or something. Connect with Roger on his https://rogerheathers.com/ (website) to listen to much of his music. He's also very active on https://www.instagram.com/rogerheathers/ (Instagram).

Hannah was an amazing woman, but she was childless and that devastated her. Her rival taunted her, her husband was an oaf who couldn't comfort her, and her pastor/priest thought she was drunk. How did she handle such difficulty in the midst of heartbreak? With great grace and trust in the Lord. Hannah demonstrates to us how to live our lives when we are full of despair and anxiety AND are suffering from the barbs and insults of others. She also shows us the joy of full surrender to the plans and hand of God.

Hannah was an amazing woman, but she was childless and that devastated her. Her rival taunted her, her husband was an oaf who couldn't comfort her, and her pastor/priest thought she was drunk. How did she handle such difficulty in the midst of heartbreak? With great grace and trust in the Lord. Hannah demonstrates to us how to live our lives when we are full of despair and anxiety AND are suffering from the barbs and insults of others. She also shows us the joy of full surrender to the plans and hand of God.

Ben and Pat from "I Learned Nothing: A Philosophy Podcast for Dullards" join Garrett and I for a very silly episode where we sort of attempt to talk about Nietzsche and fail miserably. BUT! We talk about many related things along the way, like Alan Moore comics, Disneyworld trying to open during Covid, Hellblazer, podcast cats, etc. It's well worth your time. Probably. - Check out I Learned Nothing at https://www.bodytapeintl.com/i-learned-nothing - Support the protestor bail funds in your city: https://bailfunds.github.io/ - Find us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/givingthemic - Questions/comments/suggestions for great local Korean food: givingthemic@gmail.com - http://facebook.com/givingthemic/ - - Main theme by The Mysterious Breakfast'r Cereal on SoundCloud @chiptheme - - All items trademarked and copyright their respective owners. Please don't sue. Please don't sue. Please don't sue.

Dullards bring a healthy amount of self-written, self-produced glam power pop to Richard's final solo bookend of Season I. George and Roger deliver funny, toe-tapping vibes with their insightful and inspiring Dullards. We play the double A-side single today and discuss the wider merits of this fantastic musical collaboration. What a way to kick off the show as we rapidly approach the end of Season I of From the Bottom of the Record Box. And Dullards are a perfect example of why we champion here at Record Box HQ as we help spread the word to the world. And talking of aspiring artists, we welcome Wesley Bennett to the show as we play a track off of his new 4-track EP - Middle Man. Wesley was kind enough to tell us a few words about himself so read on to find out a little more about this talent young man. Alternatively, you can find him on Bandcamp where you can purchase this essential new EP. Tobin brings back W.H. Lung and their latest single release. Does it show as much promise as their debut LP Incidental Music did last year? The lads certainly think so. And Caamp are back and Björk is back, proving that Tobin has indeed practically run out of steam. Does he listen to anyone else these days? Well, yes, he does, because he's also playing Water Liars in today's show. They prove to be a big hit with Richard. Join us next week as "That Jamie" returns for a 2 show run as we head rapidly toward the close of Season I - great listens coming very soon indeed.

We settle our brains for a NOSTALGIC CHRISTMAS (2019) and: A computerized programmable horse ... THEME ... Ethnically Kasem ... Led astray by Brooke D'Orsay ... Trevor Donovan streak ... Victor Webster's lotion ... The Expositional Challenge: Dunnnkk ... Powerful wooden Santa totems ... Alicia, the smartest person in Hallmark history ... Dullards ... Going back to Miss Christmas ... Leads failed by material ... Brooke D'Orsay Appreciation Station ... BREAK ... Spot the Angel: City of angels, angel amnesia ... Jaguar ... Eat Your Heart Out: A single bite, dessert chicharones ... Mike Francesa farted on the radio ... RIP, Deadspin, a fart website ... The Hallmark Expanded Universe: Christmas in Angel Falls, the rocky and desolated Hallmark riviera, abandoned southern downtowns, Squat and Gobble, Kum and Go, Pump and Munch vs. Who buys the mill? ... BREAK ... Letters to Santa: Listener Sarah's Segments, including "The Moderately Attractive Man," "Chekhov's Solution," and "A You Problem," The Horse and Carriage Elder God ... The Nog-Sothoth ... Overdetermined: "No time for love, Dr. Jones!" and "A Hug of Good Tidings" ... Excess of binary scenes ... Repeated parental conversations ... Crossover: Satanic Christmas in Castle Rock ... Sergio Leone camerawork ... Aw, GAWRSH ... BREAK ... The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: Everyone is a replicant ... Great Moments in Moppetry: 4, and an ecstasy of twinkling and thankless material ... Rating: 1.5 ... The Leftovers: [LINK] Smart Horse [LINK] ... The Internet of Horse ... BoJack Horseman ... "We purchased the title of a book and ignored it" ... Nostalgic Christmas TK TK ... The cab traffic in North Bay, Maine ... Herding reindeer ... A weird figurine of an older man ... Don't read the incantation aloud ... Jessie gets left with a lot of adult strangers ... A non-Euclidian Hallmark space ... Celebrating a win at the snowball toss ... The doohickey stays in the picture ... Merry Christmas! ... • MUSIC: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather • "U2 (Special Edit Radio Mix)," by Negativland • "Twin Peaks Theme," by Angelo Badalamenti • "I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More, Baby," by Barry White • All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look Park and Fountains of Wayne, except: "Orchestral Sports Theme" by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane

This week John, Charles and Dutch talk about separating artists from their art, favorite things, Umbragetaker, and SO MUCH MORE!

Episode 132. This week we discuss the R. Kelly situation, Michael Jackson, Travis Barker, and Pete Davidson and much more! Lee’s wife took a trip to Ikea and came back with a number of items he had to put together.  John is celebrating lent by drinking water and David thinks Travis Barker is the worst. R. Kelly was interviewed on CBS and it did not go well.  Do you give up on the artists once they are revealed to be bad men? David listened to Weezer’s Black Album and gives a review along with thoughts on the band’s legacy. Alex Trebek announced he has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer and several celebrities died this week. John tries to give advice to a woman who’s with a negative boyfriend.  His advice involves an Offspring Song. The post Episode 132 – Dullards and Deplorables appeared first on BLAME YOUR BROTHER .

Gabriel and Diana geek out over acclaimed children's author, Mo Willems--though not without a hot take or two. (Come on, you know you've thought about it too)

Meet the Dullards by Sara Pennypacker and Daniel Salmieri

This week we're talking about Jazz Jeans! Lloyd Bridges' Springsteen period! Parenting in public! Inside voices! Fire and Fury! Dull men! The futility of humility!

1. Non-Binary Trans Parent fights to have genderless baby certificate for "her" newborn. 2. Artificial wombs for Trans-women born men.  3. No sex needed to have lab-babies in the  future.   4.  Men find true love with sex dolls.  5.  Man arrested for public sex with a corpse.  6. Las Vegas "pot" sales $3 million in first weekend 7.  Texting lanes for the Dullards

Do you remember when you died? It was the day you decided thinking critically was for amateurs. Let us help you come back to life by teaching you how to cope with your inevitable death and awake from the daily death known as sleep. Listen up.

7 AM - 1 - Pie talk. 2 - Dullards order the fried seafood platter; News headlines very often do not match the story. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Mom threw sex parties for daughter's friends.

Pie talk; Dullards order the fried seafood platter; News headlines very often do not match the story; Mom threw sex parties for daughter's friends.

ESWS 061 - A Fut Full of Dullards