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We're celebrating 3 years of "What do you know about that?" with a special episode entitled "Uncle Andy's Playlist". Join us with Grammy-winning producer/ engineer/ drummer Andy Kravitz to hear some legendary stories and spin some tracks of well-known artists he's had a hand in recording with. Don't miss it!

A young man meets his uncle's attractive and sexy maid. by Original_Aramis, listen to the podcast at Steamy Stories. It was very late in the afternoon when the taxi carrying Jeremy Fuller arrived at its destination. Jeremy looked out of the window as the taxi rolled up the drive and stopped in front of the house, a smile crossing his tired face. The house was pretty much as he remembered it; the grounds were neat and well-kept, the grass green and cut close, the house neat and tidy. Jeremy had been away at school in Europe for the past two years, and this was his first trip home. It was his uncle's idea that he attend school in Europe; he had done it when he was young and always said it was the best thing to ever happen to him next to getting custody of Jeremy.Jeremy's uncle had raised him since his parents were killed when he was six, and had done an excellent job of it. He had no brothers or sisters or any other living relatives and his uncle was a bachelor, so he was the sole object of his uncle's attention. He loved his uncle like a father, and had missed him while he was gone. He had been looking forward to the trip home for months; the only thing to throw a damper in the works was the last-minute letter he got from his uncle the day before he got on the plane to fly home. Seems that there was a problem with one of his holdings in South America, and he had to go take care of it. He'd only be gone for about a week, but he'd be leaving the day that Jeremy was getting on the plane to come home. That meant he'd have the house all to himself for the first four or five days that he was home; he guessed that would be OK, since he'd just relax by the pool, go downtown during the evening, and maybe even get lucky and score once or twice before his uncle got home. European women were nice, but he was looking forward to some good old American ass. Jeremy walked up and opened the door to the house as the taxi drove away, then walked inside and dropped his bags on the floor next to the door. The house was cool and quiet, and he saw an envelope with his name on it lying on the small table in the hallway. He picked it up, opened it, and took out the sheet of paper inside. It was a note from his uncle, telling him that he was sorry he couldn't be there for the first few days, but that he'd get home as soon as he could. He also said for Jeremy to enjoy himself and have fun, telling him where the keys to the car were. But it was the last paragraph that caught his eye. “And don't worry about keeping the place neat; I've hired a live-in maid since you left, and she does quite a good job of taking care of things. Her name is Claudia; I think you'll like her. Welcome home! Love, Uncle Andy.” Claudia; what an intriguing name, Jeremy thought. And just what did he mean by ‘I think you'll like her,' he thought to himself. Oh, well, he thought, he'd find out soon enough. He picked up his bags and headed upstairs to his old room. The room was exactly as he remembered it, and it seemed like no one had touched it since he left. Everything was in the same places as he last remembered seeing them, although there wasn't a speck of dust or dirt anywhere to be seen. He dropped his bags on the floor and then stood in the center of the room and looked around, feeling glad to be home. “Welcome home, Master Jeremy,” a feminine voice said from behind him. Startled, Jeremy turned around quickly. Standing behind him with her hands behind her back and wearing a traditional French maid's outfit was the woman who just had to be Claudia. His breath caught in his throat as he saw her for the first time. She was about 5 and a half feet tall, maybe 110 pounds soaking wet, with blond hair, blue eyes, and a very trim figure. She also had the nicest, roundest pair of tits he'd ever seen! They were absolutely stunning,  and the dress was cut low enough to show about a mile of cleavage. He could see the tops of her busty breasts rising and falling as she breathed. He could only imagine the industrial-strength bra she had to be wearing to hold those mammaries in. She laughed gaily and broke his trance. “I'm sorry, Master Jeremy, I didn't mean to startle you!” she said, smiling at him. “No, that's okay, really!” he said, flustered and embarrassed at having been caught staring at her huge tits. “I didn't mean to…well, it's just that I wasn't expecting…” he stammered, not knowing what to say. Claudia laughed again. “That's quite all right, Master Jeremy, I'm used to the reaction I get when men see me for the first time; actually, I take it as a compliment!” She took a step into the room and introduced herself. “I'm Claudia, as I'm sure you've figured out. I'm your uncle's housekeeper, and he's instructed me to take good care of you until he gets home,” she explained. She walked over and picked up his bags, showing more of her spectacular cleavage to him as she bent over. She carried the bags over to his bed and put them there, and for the first time he noticed that the short skirt of her outfit revealed a pair of very shapely legs which led up to a firm, rounded ass. He caught himself and brought his eyes up to hers before she turned around and caught him staring again. “Is there anything I can do for you, Master Jeremy?” she asked, smiling at him. Her choice of words did not go unnoticed by Jeremy. “No, thank you. And please, my name is Jeremy; you can stop with the ‘master' stuff, okay?” he said, smiling at her. She smiled back in response. “Okay, Jeremy,” she said, and then walked towards the door. “Your uncle left another note for you on your dresser, by the way. I have some things to attend to downstairs, so I'll leave you to get settled in.” She paused at the door and turned to face him again. “Are you sure there isn't anything I can do for you before I leave?” she asked again, still smiling at him. ‘Yeah, you can wrap those massive tits around my head and smother me with them!' he thought to himself. “No thank you, Claudia. I'm going to take a shower and relax a bit,” he replied, looking over and seeing the envelope on the dresser. “The long flight over kind of wore me out.” “Very good, Jeremy, I'll check with you in an hour or so!” she smiled at him and then left, closing the door behind her. He couldn't help but wonder if there was a pair of thong panties hiding beneath that short skirt of her. If she wore panties at all, that is. Jeremy walked over to the dresser, picked up the envelope, and read the short note inside. “Jeremy, So what do you think of Claudia? Quite spectacular, isn't she? Believe it or not, I hired her based on a telephone interview and didn't actually see her until she showed up her first day. Needless to say I was very glad I hired her! And the French maid outfit was her idea, by the way…she insisted on wearing it as her uniform, which is quite all right with me as I'm sure it is with you as well. She's a sweet girl who's very good at her job, although I have a feeling there's a wild side to her that I haven't seen. But I'll let you tell me all about that when I get home! Again, welcome home! Uncle Andy” Jeremy folded the note and put it back in the envelope. A wild side, huh? He thought to himself as he got undressed to get in the shower. He could certainly see where his uncle would get that idea from, especially if she used the same double-meaning phrases with him that she just used with Jeremy. And she had to know how incredibly low-cut her dress was and just how much cleavage she was showing, didn't she? After all, she chose it herself, not her uncle. Thong panties would tell the tale, he thought as he turned on the water in the shower; if she's wearing thong panties, then she's got a wild side for sure! If she wore panties at all, that is. Jeremy took a shower, washing the 19 hours of travel off of his body, and then lay down on his bed to take a nap. He was so tired he didn't bother to get dressed; he just lay down on his back and fell instantly asleep in the comfort of his own bed. He didn't wake up until much later, and when he did it was full dark outside. He glanced at the clock to see what time it was and was surprised to see that it was a little after nine PM. He turned on the light next to the bed, threw back the blanket covering him and swung his feet over the sit of the bed as he sat up; then it hit him. ‘I don't remember covering up with a blanket!' He thought. 'I don't remember a blanket even being laid out on the bed!' Could he have gotten up and retrieved the blanket, only to be so tired that he didn't remember it? He thought that may have been it; after all, he was more tired than he thought when he stepped out of the shower, falling asleep right away. In any event, he stood up and picked up one of his bags, then placed it on the bed. He opened it and pulled out a clean pair of jeans and a t-shirt; he quickly slipped these on (he never wore underwear) and then slipped his bare feet into his well-worn deck shoes. Then he went over to the dresser to run a comb through his hair before going downstairs to get something to eat from the kitchen. That's when he saw the note stuck in the frame of the mirror. “I fixed a plate for you and put it in the refrigerator. All you have to do is put it in the microwave for 4 minutes and that's it. Hope you had a nice nap! Claudia.” So she had been in his room! And she had obviously gotten a close look at him since she was invariably the one who had covered him with the blanket. Jeremy was so taken aback by the realization that she had been in there while he was sleeping naked on his bed that he didn't know whether to be upset or amused. After a very few moments he was neither; he found himself intrigued and slightly aroused. He wondered if she had stood over him, looking down at his naked form before she covered him, and wondered what she had thought. He also wondered how long she had been in there. He went downstairs and found the plate in the kitchen just like the note said, and then nuked it according to instructions. After he finished eating he put the plate in the sink and went back upstairs to unpack. He didn't see or hear Claudia for the rest of the night; he figured that she was probably either in her room or out on the town. In either case he didn't think he'd see her again that night, so after he finished unpacking he went back to bed. He got up the next morning bright and early, showered again, got dressed in the same jeans and t-shirt he'd briefly had on the night before, then went downstairs to get some breakfast and read the paper. It would be nice to read an American paper for a change. As soon as he walked into the hallway he smelled the sausage, bacon and eggs cooking. He smiled as he walked into the kitchen and saw Claudia in her French maid outfit standing over the stove, putting the finishing touches on his eggs. She noticed him in the doorway and smiled. “Good morning, Jeremy! How did you sleep?” she asked, turning the bacon. The tops of her huge breasts jiggled with her every move. “Like a rock,” he replied, walking over and sitting down at the table. He wasn't going to mention anything about her coming into his room unless she did. Set out on the table in front of him was a knife, fork, plate, a glass of orange juice and the morning paper. This girl thought of everything. “Good! I hope you don't mind my coming in and covering you up,” she said, brining the pan with his eggs over and scraping the scrambled eggs out onto his plate. She bent over beside him and gave him another long look at her spectacular cleavage. “When I came in to check on you after an hour and you didn't answer the knock on your door, I thought it would be wise to see if you were okay.” She straightened up and took the empty pan back to the stove, then returned with the bacon and sausage. He got another look at her twin peaks when she did this. “You didn't look cold; actually, you looked fine, but I thought it would be best to cover you up anyway,” she explained, taking the empty pan over to the stove. 'There's that double-meaning statement again!' Jeremy thought. “Thank you, I appreciate you looking out for me like that,” he said as he started to eat his breakfast. “It was my pleasure, really!” she said, smiling at him. 'I just bet it was!' He thought. “I've already eaten, and there are some things I have to take care of this morning, so I'll leave you to your eggs and paper,” she said, picking up the remnants of the bacon and sausage wrappings and walking over to the trash can. “If there's anything I can do for you, please don't hesitate to ask!” she said as she turned away from him and stepped on the pedal for the trash can in the corner. The lid popped up and she dropped the trash into it. Some of it missed the can and fell to the floor; she bent over from the waist without bending her knees to pick it up and put it in the trash can, then left the room without turning around to see the look on Jeremy's face. She was wearing a thong. Jeremy smiled, then went back to eating his breakfast. When Jeremy returned to his room after breakfast, the first thing he noticed was that Claudia had unpacked his luggage. The next thing he noticed was the neatly folded towel lying on the bed, next to his racing style swim trunks. Lying on top of the trunks was a short note which read, “Just in case you decide to go for a swim later on!” When he bought the trunks in Europe he wasn't particularly fond of them at first, but that was all he could find in that part of the world. The thought of walking around in a skin-tight Spandex bathing suit that showed every curve, bump and vein - especially when he had an erection, which was frequently on the nude beaches at first - made him uncomfortable. He eventually got used to them and now didn't think twice about wearing them. He even got used to the nude beaches, and the all-too-frequent erections slowed considerably. After six months of seeing European women walking around topless, it took a woman with a really spectacular body to get that kind of reaction out of him. A woman with a body like Claudia's. At first he didn't know what to think, and then he decided what the hell - after he got back from visiting some old friends in town, he just might go for that swim and see what happened. He had a feeling, and wanted to see if he was right. He went downstairs to get the car keys and tell Claudia he was leaving. He followed the sound of the vacuum cleaner and found her in his uncle's study, vacuuming the rug. He stood in the doorway for several moments, watching her move the vacuum cleaner around the room. When she turned in his direction he got another good view of her mammoth breasts which were bobbing like crazy as she worked the vacuum. After a long minute she finally looked up and noticed him, jumping a bit. They both smiled as she shut off the machine, and he spoke first. “Now it's my turn to startle you!” he said. “I'm sorry; I didn't mean to sneak up on you!” “I guess I had it coming,” she said, still smiling at him. “So now we're even! What can I do for you, Jeremy?” she asked. “I just wanted to let you know that I was going out for a while to see some old friends,” he said. “I should be back in a couple of hours.” “Would you like me to have lunch waiting for you when you get back?” she asked. “That would be great, yes,” he said, marveling at this girl's efficiency. “And after lunch, I think I'll go for that swim,” he said, leaving the open-ended statement hanging there. She smiled broadly, her eyes lighting up as she replied. “Wonderful! I'm sure you'll enjoy it!” she said, giving him an open-ended statement of her own to ponder as he walked away. He returned to the house around noon, and true to her word Claudia had lunch waiting for him. The sandwich and chips were the perfect lunch, and Jeremy told her so when she set the plate down in front of him, again showing him her mile-long cleavage. “Thank you, Jeremy, that's very sweet!” she said, smiling at him. She walked towards the door and then stopped, turning to ask, “Is there anything else I can do for you?” 'Okay, I'll play your game!' he thought. “No, this is just fine, Claudia…for now,” he replied, smiling a wry smile at her. She smiled very broadly at his response before replying. “You just call me if you want anything else from me!” she said, and then walked through the door. 'And so the game begins,' Jeremy thought as he ate his lunch. He had a pretty good idea where things were headed, and he really hoped he was right. If he didn't get to see those huge tits naked soon, he'd go absolutely crazy! After he finished eating he went upstairs, changed into his swim trunks, and headed down to the pool, the towel slung over his shoulder. The day was bright, clear, and hot, and the water felt good on his skin as he dove into the pool. He swam a few laps in the Olympic-size pool, then hoisted himself out of the cool water and headed for the chaise lounge, picking up his towel from where he dropped it on the way. He ran his hands over his head to squeegee the water out, then lay down on the big padded lounge chair, letting the sun warm his body and dry the water from his skin. He closed his eyes and relaxed, letting his mind wander and was not surprised to find it wandering over Claudia and those luscious tits. His thoughts combined with the warm sun on his crotch began to have the inevitable effect and he felt his cock swelling slightly, pressing against the snug material of his suit. 'I wonder what the rest of her looks like'? He thought to himself. As if on cue, from behind him came Claudia's voice. “Would you mind if I joined you, Jeremy?” He opened his eyes and turned his head to see her standing behind his chair, smiling down at him. He could have sworn she was staring at his crotch when he first turned his head, but he wasn't sure. She was wearing a short white terrycloth pool robe which stopped just below the cheeks of her ass, and was carrying a towel. “Please do!” he said, gesturing to the chaise lounge next to his. He made no move to cover his partial erection which was plainly visible through his tight suit. “Thank you!” she said. She walked over to the lounge and spread the towel out to lie on, giving Jeremy a good look at the underside of her ass as she did so. Not surprisingly, her bathing suit was a thong, too, he was glad to see. She turned at sat down on the lounge facing Jeremy, leaving her robe on. She smiled at him as she spoke. “How long were you in Europe, Jeremy?” she asked, genuinely interested. She leaned forward on her knees, and Jeremy saw more of her fantastic cleavage than ever. He couldn't wait to see the suit she had on under that robe! “Two years,” he said, “most of it in France going to school. I did a couple of internships in Belgium and Germany, but mostly it was France.” “Did you like France?” she asked. “Yes, I did,” he replied. “The people were very nice, and once you got used to the cultural differences, it was just great.” “Cultural differences?” “Yep; Europeans in general and the French in particular have a very different attitude,” he explained, “much more relaxed than ours. They don't let the trivial things upset them, and their attitude on nudity is just great.” “What attitude is that?” she asked, letting him steer the conversation. He had a feeling she knew she was being steered and didn't mind. “They don't mind it. You see topless ads on billboards and in papers all the time, plus full-frontal female nudity on TV is no big thing.” “They have topless beaches there, too, right?” she asked, doing some steering of her own. “Yes, they do; they have fully nude ones, too,” he replied. “Did you go to them?” she asked, smiling again. “The topless ones, yes, but not the fully nude ones,” he said. “Don't get me wrong, I love seeing the naked female form just as much as the next guy, but there's something about seeing guys walking around on the beach naked that just doesn't appeal to me.” “So you were okay with the topless beaches?” “Absolutely,” he said. Her smile broadened as she sat up. “Good! Then this won't bother you,” she said as she stood up and untied the belt holding the robe closed. She took the robe off and revealed her huge, round breasts to him; she was topless, and it took Jeremy a little by surprise but only because her tits were so much bigger than he thought they were. He thought that the mile-long cleavage she had been showing him was due to the bras she wore, but he now saw that her cleavage was natural. Her breasts were huge, round and full with just a little bit of sag from their great weight. Her nipples were small and perfect, surrounded by large pale areolas. Her mammoth mounds swayed on her chest with her movements as she folded the robe and placed it on the ground beneath the lounge. The thong bottoms that she wore were dark blue and were barely big enough to cover her pubic mound. He was sure from the small size of the thong bottoms that she trimmed her pubic bush; she had to, or else he would have seen otherwise. He swallowed hard as she spoke again, sitting down and then laying back on the lounge to face the sun. “I always sunbathe topless,” she said, closing her eyes and letting the sun hit her skin. Her breasts hardly flattened out at all when she lay back, and Jeremy could see her nipples beginning to crinkle from the heat of the sun. She turned her head to him and asked, “Are you sure you don't mind?” “Mind?” he said, trying hard not to stammer, “Why in the world would I mind?” He was trying hard to keep his concentration; it was a fight since most of the blood in his body was now rushing to his cock, which was rapidly growing to its full size. He felt it straining against the material of his suit, and he was sure that she saw it. Actually, he was hoping she had. “Good,” she said, turning her face back to the sun. “I hate tan lines on my breasts. And I'm glad to see you like them, Jeremy,” she said, smiling with her eyes closed. Caught off guard by her statement, Jeremy was quiet for a few moments. She turned to look at him and laughed when she saw the look on his face; her melons shook as she laughed. Then she sat up and propped herself up on one elbow as she spoke. Her tits lay against each other, the nipples hard and erect now. “Don't be embarrassed, Jeremy,” she said, “I have much the same attitude as the French do about nudity and the human body. It doesn't bother me at all to be topless or even naked in front of you, and I consider your getting an erection as a compliment. Besides, you should be very proud,” she continued, looking down at the clear outline of his fully erect shaft, her eyes traveling up and down the length as she spoke. “You have a beautiful cock.” “Thank you,” he replied, not sure of what else to say. “You're welcome,” she said, looking back up to his eyes, her voice slightly breathy and excited. “Now why don't you come over here and fuck me with it before we both go crazy?” “I thought you'd never ask!” Jeremy replied. He stood up and untied the drawstrings of his suit and then pulled it down his legs, setting his throbbing cock free. Claudia's eyes never left his cock as she lay back and untied the strings of her thong bottoms, pulling them off and tossing them to the side. She put her feet on the lounge and spread her thighs wide as Jeremy climbed on the lounge, positioning himself above her. He had just enough time to notice that her pubic hair was trimmed close and in a narrow strip, and that her outer lips were shaven smooth. She held her arms out to him, her huge breasts pressed together by her upper arms, and wrapped her legs around him as he slid his hard cock deep inside her already-wet pussy. She moaned as he drove deep, holding him tight with her legs as he began thrusting in long, deliberate strokes. “Oh my God, you feel so good!” she breathed as he moved on top of her. “So do you!” he said, feeling her clamp down on his cock with her inner muscles. “Make this one hard and fast, Jeremy,” she said, gasping for breath as he thrust hard and deep, “we can take our time later!” “You got it,” he said, and began thrusting in and out of Claudia's tight, wet pussy in hard, deep, and fast strokes. They moved together in perfect rhythm, thrusting against each other, Jeremy driving his shaft deeply into her pussy as Claudia lifted her hips up to meet his thrusts and allow him in deep. He could feel her huge breasts pressing against his chest as she held him close, her arms and legs wrapped tightly around him, as he drove his cock in and out of her in hard strokes. She kept her legs wrapped tightly around him as she pushed his hips forward with her heels, driving him in deeper and deeper as she pushed her hips up to meet his thrusts. He knew what was about to happen, and drove harder. “Oh my God, I'm gonna cum!” she cried, and she did. Her back arched as her orgasm exploded inside her, and she cried out as the waves crashed over her senses. Jeremy felt her pussy clamp down on his cock as she came hard. Then his own orgasm overtook him and he moaned loudly as his cock exploded inside Claudia's pussy, pumping and throbbing, shooting stream after stream of hot cum deep inside her. She cried out as she felt his cock throbbing and pumping inside her pussy, filling her with his cum, and she bit down on his shoulders to stifle her screams of ecstasy as she came again. She held him tightly as he came inside her, feeling his cock shooting again and again. She held on until both of their orgasms were spent and he collapsed on top of her. She let her legs drop to the sides of the chaise lounge, and they both lay there panting and gasping for breath. After a few minutes Jeremy lifted himself up and smiled down at her. “Wow!” he said, trying to catch his breath. “That was incredible!” “Just wait 'till I get you in my bedroom,” she said, smiling back up at him, breathless as well. “You ain't seen nothing yet!” “I'm sure I haven't!” he replied, holding himself up above her. “How about a quick swim to cool off before we go?” she asked. “Sounds good to me!” he said, getting up and feeling his now-soft cock slide out of her. She quickly got to her feet and ran to the pool, diving in. He followed her in and they splashed around in the pool for a short while; while there she wrapped her arms around his neck and they kissed for the first time. The kiss was warm, soft, and wet, and he could feel himself stirring as she kissed him, her tongue dancing with his. She felt it, too. “Already?” she asked, breaking off the kiss. “Wow, I'm impressed!” “Just wait 'till I get you in your bedroom,” he said, squeezing the rounded cheeks of her ass in his hands, “you ain't seen nothing yet!” They both laughed, and then got out of the pool. They quickly gathered up their things and ran to the house, Claudia leading him by the hand. Once in her room they dropped what they were carrying and embraced, kissing again, tongues dancing once more. She pressed her entire body against him, and he could feel the firm mounds of her huge breasts pressing firmly against his chest. They both felt his cock begin to rise. “First we shower,” she said, breaking off the kiss, “to get rid of the chlorine. I hate the taste of chlorine! Then, we go to bed,” she continued, “where I intend to totally have my way with you and fuck you silly!” They went into the attached bathroom and got in the shower, the water hot on their skin. They soaped each other up, washing the sweat and chlorine from each other's bodies. Jeremy ran his hands over, up, under, and around her massive breasts, lifting the soapy globes in each hand and marveling at their great size and weight. He ran his fingers over the nubs of her nipples, and she gasped at the sensation. She ran her hands down his stomach and grasped his cock with both hands, working the suds up and sliding her slippery hands up and down his quickly-hardening shaft. They kissed again as she gripped him hard, and he slid his hands around to grasp her firmly by the ass and pull her to him as they kissed. They rinsed the lather from their bodies and got out, quickly drying each other off with two thick, soft towels. When she got to his cock Claudia knelt down in front of him and slipped her soft, wet mouth over his cock, sucking it firmly into her mouth. He moaned as she ran her tongue around the head of his cock, sliding her mouth up and down his shaft as she kneaded and massaged his smooth-shaven balls. She did this for several long, pleasurable minutes before she released his cock from her lips and stood up, kissing him lightly. “I could make you cum like that, but I think I'll save that for later on,” she said, pumping his cock in her hand. “Right now, let's go into the bedroom!” They went into Claudia's bedroom and walked over to the bed where they embraced and kissed again. Jeremy's cock was rock-hard, and Claudia could feel the hardness of his shaft pressing against her abdomen. She reached down and grabbed his throbbing shaft with her hand, pumping it slowly and firmly as they kissed. She broke off the kiss and stepped back, then put her hands on Jeremy's chest and pushed him backwards onto the bed. She quickly climbed on top of him and spun around to face his feet, putting her knees on either side of his head. Jeremy had a clear view of her perfectly shaped, smooth shaven and clean pussy, but he only had the view for a moment before Claudia dropped her pussy down onto his mouth as she grabbed his cock with one hand, his balls with the other, and slipped her mouth down on his shaft. As she sucked the pre-cum from the head of his cock, Jeremy reached up and grabbed the firm, rounded globes of Claudia's ass and pulled her pussy down firmly onto his mouth, running his tongue up and down her wet slit and then probing inside her tunnel with it. They went at each other like this for a long time, Jeremy sucking and licking on her pussy and clit while Claudia worked over his shaft and balls. She sucked his smooth balls into her wet mouth one at a time, rolling them over her tongue before letting them go and clamping her mouth on his cock again. She jumped as he flicked the tip of his tongue over her clit and then sucked on it, making her thighs tighten around his head. He felt her pussy flood, and knew that she would cum soon. He thrust his tongue in and out of her pussy, then ran it up over her clit; he repeated the process several times, and it only took a few moments for her to cum all over his face and tongue. She cried out around the shaft of his cock in her mouth as she came, clamping her thighs on his head as he sucked on her clit. Her body shook with the intensity of the orgasm, and she sucked harder on his cock. Claudia came twice like this, then released his cock and lifted her throbbing pussy from his face. She got up and spun around, straddling his cock as she faced him. Without a word she grabbed his cock and pointed it up at her pussy, then sat down on it, impaling herself on his shaft. She took it all with one stroke and immediately began riding him, sliding up and down his long, hard shaft in deep strokes. Her mammoth breasts bobbed and swayed with her movements, and he reached up to take them in both hands. He squeezed them hard, pulling and pinching on the nipples as she rode him, taking his entire cock deep inside her pussy with each downward thrust of her hips. She came several times like this, each orgasm more intense than the last, her body shaking with the intensity. Still she rode him, sliding up and down on his cock relentlessly. Without warning he grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her off of him, his cock slipping out of her pussy as she fell. He got up and turned her over face-down on the bed, moving in behind her. She knew what he wanted and got up onto her knees, lifting her hips up and presenting her rounded ass to him while lying on her crossed forearms, her mammoth breasts pressed against the mattress. He immediately grabbed her by the hips and thrust his hard cock deep inside her pussy, deeper than he'd been before, and she cried out as she felt the head of his cock hit the end of her tunnel. He immediately began thrusting in and out of her pussy, his hips slapping against her ass, his balls hitting her clit with each thrust. She grabbed the sheets in her fists and hung on as he fucked her hard and fast; she started to cum then, crying out as he rocked her with his thrusts, making her cum again and again. She was his sex toy to do with as he pleased, and she was loving every second of it! Then he pulled out and flipped her over onto her back, grabbing her legs at the back of her knees and pulling them up as he pulled her towards him. She was panting for breath as he slipped his cock back inside her and leaned forward, lying down on top of her as he slipped his hands beneath her ass and gripped it hard. She pulled her knees up and apart to let him in as deeply as she could, and he began thrusting in and out of her tunnel in long, deep strokes. She wrapped her lithe legs tightly around him, squeezing his cock with her pussy as he slid in and out, trying her best to make him cum. Her best was good enough, because in a few short minutes he told her that he was going to cum. “Cum on my tits! Please, Jeremy, cum all over my big tits for me!” she pleaded in his ear. She felt Jeremy nod against her shoulder as he continued to fuck her hard and deep. His thrusts deepened and she felt his cock widen, indicating that he was getting ready to cum. She moaned and squeezed his cock hard with her pussy, thrusting her tongue in his ear to help set him off. It did. Just as he was starting to cum Jeremy sat up and pulled his cock out of Claudia's pussy, gripping it with his hand and pumping it as it began to shoot. Claudia grabbed her big tits and pushed them together just as the first long, thick stream of cum landed on them. Jeremy cried out as his cock pumped and throbbed, shooting stream after stream of hot cum onto Claudia's huge mounds. She laughed out loud as she saw his big cock spitting its white juice out, flying through the air and landing all over her tits and stomach. She had never seen a man cum so much, and she loved it! By the time Jeremy's cock finally stopped spitting cum, her tits were covered with long lines of white, sticky cum. Jeremy, his cock sated and spent, sat back on his heels, panting for breath. “Hmm, so much lovely cum!” Claudia said, reaching up and rubbing the cum into her tits. “I've never seen a man shoot so much cum before!” “Well, it's been a while,” Jeremy said, catching his breath. The sight of her rubbing his cum into her tits excited him, and he knew that it wouldn't be long before he was giving it to her again. “I was really busy the last two months I was in France and I didn't have much time to socialize,” he said. “Well, I guess I'll just have to help you make up for lost time!” she said, smiling and licking the cum from her fingers. “I've wanted to fuck you ever since I saw you lying naked on your bed, you know,” she said, a coy look on her face. “I was starting to think you weren't interested!” “Oh, I was interested, all right!” he said, lying next to her on the bed and propping himself up on one elbow. “I was interested from the moment I saw you in that French maid's outfit with your tits popping out of it!” He reached over and ran a finger over her nipple, making her gasp and the nipple crinkle up. “I thought you'd like my outfit,” she said. “Your uncle likes it, too. Besides,” she continued, “not every woman has breasts like mine, and I'm proud of them! I love to show them off!” “Just how big are you, anyway?” he asked. “I wear a size 34 triple D bra and measure 44 inches around the nipples with a tape measure,” she said proudly. “Furthermore, my waist is 22 inches and my hips are 34 inches!” “Gorgeous,” he said, impressed. “Absolutely gorgeous!” “Why, thank you, Master Jeremy!” she said playfully. “About my uncle…” he began, but she cut him off. “Not to worry, Jeremy, your uncle is a sweet, generous man, but there's nothing going on between us,” she explained, much to Jeremy's relief. “Aside from being way too old for me, he's my boss, and it's never ever a good idea to get involved with your boss. I know he likes looking at my tits and ass, and that's fine with me because I like showing them off, but that's as far as it goes.” “And you're not worried about getting involved with me?” he asked. “Not at all,” she replied, propping herself up on one elbow. “You're not the boss, and I hardly think you have any complaints about the quality of my service, now do you?” she asked playfully, smiling at him. “None at all,” he replied, smiling back. “Besides, I know your uncle is just dying to hear about my 'wild side!'” she said, totally surprising him. “How did you know about that?” Jeremy asked. “I saw the note before he sealed it up,” she explained. “He had a phone call, and I saw it when I walked past.” “I won't say a word to him if you don't want me to,” Jeremy swore. “Actually,” Claudia said, her hand wandering down to Jeremy's cock, “We have three more days before your uncle gets back. I was thinking that we should see just how much we can give you to talk about!” She grasped his cock and began tugging on it, smiling a wicked smile as she did so. His cock immediately began to grow in her grasp, and she pushed him over onto his back before leaning over and sucking his cock into her mouth. 'My uncle is never going to believe this!' Jeremy thought as he watched Claudia's head move slowly up and down, 'if I can survive the next three days to tell him, that is!' Finis. by Original_Aramis for Literotica

A young man meets his uncle's attractive and sexy maid. by Original_Aramis, listen to the podcast at Steamy Stories. It was very late in the afternoon when the taxi carrying Jeremy Fuller arrived at its destination. Jeremy looked out of the window as the taxi rolled up the drive and stopped in front of the house, a smile crossing his tired face. The house was pretty much as he remembered it; the grounds were neat and well-kept, the grass green and cut close, the house neat and tidy. Jeremy had been away at school in Europe for the past two years, and this was his first trip home. It was his uncle's idea that he attend school in Europe; he had done it when he was young and always said it was the best thing to ever happen to him next to getting custody of Jeremy.Jeremy's uncle had raised him since his parents were killed when he was six, and had done an excellent job of it. He had no brothers or sisters or any other living relatives and his uncle was a bachelor, so he was the sole object of his uncle's attention. He loved his uncle like a father, and had missed him while he was gone. He had been looking forward to the trip home for months; the only thing to throw a damper in the works was the last-minute letter he got from his uncle the day before he got on the plane to fly home. Seems that there was a problem with one of his holdings in South America, and he had to go take care of it. He'd only be gone for about a week, but he'd be leaving the day that Jeremy was getting on the plane to come home. That meant he'd have the house all to himself for the first four or five days that he was home; he guessed that would be OK, since he'd just relax by the pool, go downtown during the evening, and maybe even get lucky and score once or twice before his uncle got home. European women were nice, but he was looking forward to some good old American ass. Jeremy walked up and opened the door to the house as the taxi drove away, then walked inside and dropped his bags on the floor next to the door. The house was cool and quiet, and he saw an envelope with his name on it lying on the small table in the hallway. He picked it up, opened it, and took out the sheet of paper inside. It was a note from his uncle, telling him that he was sorry he couldn't be there for the first few days, but that he'd get home as soon as he could. He also said for Jeremy to enjoy himself and have fun, telling him where the keys to the car were. But it was the last paragraph that caught his eye. “And don't worry about keeping the place neat; I've hired a live-in maid since you left, and she does quite a good job of taking care of things. Her name is Claudia; I think you'll like her. Welcome home! Love, Uncle Andy.” Claudia; what an intriguing name, Jeremy thought. And just what did he mean by ‘I think you'll like her,' he thought to himself. Oh, well, he thought, he'd find out soon enough. He picked up his bags and headed upstairs to his old room. The room was exactly as he remembered it, and it seemed like no one had touched it since he left. Everything was in the same places as he last remembered seeing them, although there wasn't a speck of dust or dirt anywhere to be seen. He dropped his bags on the floor and then stood in the center of the room and looked around, feeling glad to be home. “Welcome home, Master Jeremy,” a feminine voice said from behind him. Startled, Jeremy turned around quickly. Standing behind him with her hands behind her back and wearing a traditional French maid's outfit was the woman who just had to be Claudia. His breath caught in his throat as he saw her for the first time. She was about 5 and a half feet tall, maybe 110 pounds soaking wet, with blond hair, blue eyes, and a very trim figure. She also had the nicest, roundest pair of tits he'd ever seen! They were absolutely stunning,  and the dress was cut low enough to show about a mile of cleavage. He could see the tops of her busty breasts rising and falling as she breathed. He could only imagine the industrial-strength bra she had to be wearing to hold those mammaries in. She laughed gaily and broke his trance. “I'm sorry, Master Jeremy, I didn't mean to startle you!” she said, smiling at him. “No, that's okay, really!” he said, flustered and embarrassed at having been caught staring at her huge tits. “I didn't mean to…well, it's just that I wasn't expecting…” he stammered, not knowing what to say. Claudia laughed again. “That's quite all right, Master Jeremy, I'm used to the reaction I get when men see me for the first time; actually, I take it as a compliment!” She took a step into the room and introduced herself. “I'm Claudia, as I'm sure you've figured out. I'm your uncle's housekeeper, and he's instructed me to take good care of you until he gets home,” she explained. She walked over and picked up his bags, showing more of her spectacular cleavage to him as she bent over. She carried the bags over to his bed and put them there, and for the first time he noticed that the short skirt of her outfit revealed a pair of very shapely legs which led up to a firm, rounded ass. He caught himself and brought his eyes up to hers before she turned around and caught him staring again. “Is there anything I can do for you, Master Jeremy?” she asked, smiling at him. Her choice of words did not go unnoticed by Jeremy. “No, thank you. And please, my name is Jeremy; you can stop with the ‘master' stuff, okay?” he said, smiling at her. She smiled back in response. “Okay, Jeremy,” she said, and then walked towards the door. “Your uncle left another note for you on your dresser, by the way. I have some things to attend to downstairs, so I'll leave you to get settled in.” She paused at the door and turned to face him again. “Are you sure there isn't anything I can do for you before I leave?” she asked again, still smiling at him. ‘Yeah, you can wrap those massive tits around my head and smother me with them!' he thought to himself. “No thank you, Claudia. I'm going to take a shower and relax a bit,” he replied, looking over and seeing the envelope on the dresser. “The long flight over kind of wore me out.” “Very good, Jeremy, I'll check with you in an hour or so!” she smiled at him and then left, closing the door behind her. He couldn't help but wonder if there was a pair of thong panties hiding beneath that short skirt of her. If she wore panties at all, that is. Jeremy walked over to the dresser, picked up the envelope, and read the short note inside. “Jeremy, So what do you think of Claudia? Quite spectacular, isn't she? Believe it or not, I hired her based on a telephone interview and didn't actually see her until she showed up her first day. Needless to say I was very glad I hired her! And the French maid outfit was her idea, by the way…she insisted on wearing it as her uniform, which is quite all right with me as I'm sure it is with you as well. She's a sweet girl who's very good at her job, although I have a feeling there's a wild side to her that I haven't seen. But I'll let you tell me all about that when I get home! Again, welcome home! Uncle Andy” Jeremy folded the note and put it back in the envelope. A wild side, huh? He thought to himself as he got undressed to get in the shower. He could certainly see where his uncle would get that idea from, especially if she used the same double-meaning phrases with him that she just used with Jeremy. And she had to know how incredibly low-cut her dress was and just how much cleavage she was showing, didn't she? After all, she chose it herself, not her uncle. Thong panties would tell the tale, he thought as he turned on the water in the shower; if she's wearing thong panties, then she's got a wild side for sure! If she wore panties at all, that is. Jeremy took a shower, washing the 19 hours of travel off of his body, and then lay down on his bed to take a nap. He was so tired he didn't bother to get dressed; he just lay down on his back and fell instantly asleep in the comfort of his own bed. He didn't wake up until much later, and when he did it was full dark outside. He glanced at the clock to see what time it was and was surprised to see that it was a little after nine PM. He turned on the light next to the bed, threw back the blanket covering him and swung his feet over the sit of the bed as he sat up; then it hit him. ‘I don't remember covering up with a blanket!' He thought. 'I don't remember a blanket even being laid out on the bed!' Could he have gotten up and retrieved the blanket, only to be so tired that he didn't remember it? He thought that may have been it; after all, he was more tired than he thought when he stepped out of the shower, falling asleep right away. In any event, he stood up and picked up one of his bags, then placed it on the bed. He opened it and pulled out a clean pair of jeans and a t-shirt; he quickly slipped these on (he never wore underwear) and then slipped his bare feet into his well-worn deck shoes. Then he went over to the dresser to run a comb through his hair before going downstairs to get something to eat from the kitchen. That's when he saw the note stuck in the frame of the mirror. “I fixed a plate for you and put it in the refrigerator. All you have to do is put it in the microwave for 4 minutes and that's it. Hope you had a nice nap! Claudia.” So she had been in his room! And she had obviously gotten a close look at him since she was invariably the one who had covered him with the blanket. Jeremy was so taken aback by the realization that she had been in there while he was sleeping naked on his bed that he didn't know whether to be upset or amused. After a very few moments he was neither; he found himself intrigued and slightly aroused. He wondered if she had stood over him, looking down at his naked form before she covered him, and wondered what she had thought. He also wondered how long she had been in there. He went downstairs and found the plate in the kitchen just like the note said, and then nuked it according to instructions. After he finished eating he put the plate in the sink and went back upstairs to unpack. He didn't see or hear Claudia for the rest of the night; he figured that she was probably either in her room or out on the town. In either case he didn't think he'd see her again that night, so after he finished unpacking he went back to bed. He got up the next morning bright and early, showered again, got dressed in the same jeans and t-shirt he'd briefly had on the night before, then went downstairs to get some breakfast and read the paper. It would be nice to read an American paper for a change. As soon as he walked into the hallway he smelled the sausage, bacon and eggs cooking. He smiled as he walked into the kitchen and saw Claudia in her French maid outfit standing over the stove, putting the finishing touches on his eggs. She noticed him in the doorway and smiled. “Good morning, Jeremy! How did you sleep?” she asked, turning the bacon. The tops of her huge breasts jiggled with her every move. “Like a rock,” he replied, walking over and sitting down at the table. He wasn't going to mention anything about her coming into his room unless she did. Set out on the table in front of him was a knife, fork, plate, a glass of orange juice and the morning paper. This girl thought of everything. “Good! I hope you don't mind my coming in and covering you up,” she said, brining the pan with his eggs over and scraping the scrambled eggs out onto his plate. She bent over beside him and gave him another long look at her spectacular cleavage. “When I came in to check on you after an hour and you didn't answer the knock on your door, I thought it would be wise to see if you were okay.” She straightened up and took the empty pan back to the stove, then returned with the bacon and sausage. He got another look at her twin peaks when she did this. “You didn't look cold; actually, you looked fine, but I thought it would be best to cover you up anyway,” she explained, taking the empty pan over to the stove. 'There's that double-meaning statement again!' Jeremy thought. “Thank you, I appreciate you looking out for me like that,” he said as he started to eat his breakfast. “It was my pleasure, really!” she said, smiling at him. 'I just bet it was!' He thought. “I've already eaten, and there are some things I have to take care of this morning, so I'll leave you to your eggs and paper,” she said, picking up the remnants of the bacon and sausage wrappings and walking over to the trash can. “If there's anything I can do for you, please don't hesitate to ask!” she said as she turned away from him and stepped on the pedal for the trash can in the corner. The lid popped up and she dropped the trash into it. Some of it missed the can and fell to the floor; she bent over from the waist without bending her knees to pick it up and put it in the trash can, then left the room without turning around to see the look on Jeremy's face. She was wearing a thong. Jeremy smiled, then went back to eating his breakfast. When Jeremy returned to his room after breakfast, the first thing he noticed was that Claudia had unpacked his luggage. The next thing he noticed was the neatly folded towel lying on the bed, next to his racing style swim trunks. Lying on top of the trunks was a short note which read, “Just in case you decide to go for a swim later on!” When he bought the trunks in Europe he wasn't particularly fond of them at first, but that was all he could find in that part of the world. The thought of walking around in a skin-tight Spandex bathing suit that showed every curve, bump and vein - especially when he had an erection, which was frequently on the nude beaches at first - made him uncomfortable. He eventually got used to them and now didn't think twice about wearing them. He even got used to the nude beaches, and the all-too-frequent erections slowed considerably. After six months of seeing European women walking around topless, it took a woman with a really spectacular body to get that kind of reaction out of him. A woman with a body like Claudia's. At first he didn't know what to think, and then he decided what the hell - after he got back from visiting some old friends in town, he just might go for that swim and see what happened. He had a feeling, and wanted to see if he was right. He went downstairs to get the car keys and tell Claudia he was leaving. He followed the sound of the vacuum cleaner and found her in his uncle's study, vacuuming the rug. He stood in the doorway for several moments, watching her move the vacuum cleaner around the room. When she turned in his direction he got another good view of her mammoth breasts which were bobbing like crazy as she worked the vacuum. After a long minute she finally looked up and noticed him, jumping a bit. They both smiled as she shut off the machine, and he spoke first. “Now it's my turn to startle you!” he said. “I'm sorry; I didn't mean to sneak up on you!” “I guess I had it coming,” she said, still smiling at him. “So now we're even! What can I do for you, Jeremy?” she asked. “I just wanted to let you know that I was going out for a while to see some old friends,” he said. “I should be back in a couple of hours.” “Would you like me to have lunch waiting for you when you get back?” she asked. “That would be great, yes,” he said, marveling at this girl's efficiency. “And after lunch, I think I'll go for that swim,” he said, leaving the open-ended statement hanging there. She smiled broadly, her eyes lighting up as she replied. “Wonderful! I'm sure you'll enjoy it!” she said, giving him an open-ended statement of her own to ponder as he walked away. He returned to the house around noon, and true to her word Claudia had lunch waiting for him. The sandwich and chips were the perfect lunch, and Jeremy told her so when she set the plate down in front of him, again showing him her mile-long cleavage. “Thank you, Jeremy, that's very sweet!” she said, smiling at him. She walked towards the door and then stopped, turning to ask, “Is there anything else I can do for you?” 'Okay, I'll play your game!' he thought. “No, this is just fine, Claudia…for now,” he replied, smiling a wry smile at her. She smiled very broadly at his response before replying. “You just call me if you want anything else from me!” she said, and then walked through the door. 'And so the game begins,' Jeremy thought as he ate his lunch. He had a pretty good idea where things were headed, and he really hoped he was right. If he didn't get to see those huge tits naked soon, he'd go absolutely crazy! After he finished eating he went upstairs, changed into his swim trunks, and headed down to the pool, the towel slung over his shoulder. The day was bright, clear, and hot, and the water felt good on his skin as he dove into the pool. He swam a few laps in the Olympic-size pool, then hoisted himself out of the cool water and headed for the chaise lounge, picking up his towel from where he dropped it on the way. He ran his hands over his head to squeegee the water out, then lay down on the big padded lounge chair, letting the sun warm his body and dry the water from his skin. He closed his eyes and relaxed, letting his mind wander and was not surprised to find it wandering over Claudia and those luscious tits. His thoughts combined with the warm sun on his crotch began to have the inevitable effect and he felt his cock swelling slightly, pressing against the snug material of his suit. 'I wonder what the rest of her looks like'? He thought to himself. As if on cue, from behind him came Claudia's voice. “Would you mind if I joined you, Jeremy?” He opened his eyes and turned his head to see her standing behind his chair, smiling down at him. He could have sworn she was staring at his crotch when he first turned his head, but he wasn't sure. She was wearing a short white terrycloth pool robe which stopped just below the cheeks of her ass, and was carrying a towel. “Please do!” he said, gesturing to the chaise lounge next to his. He made no move to cover his partial erection which was plainly visible through his tight suit. “Thank you!” she said. She walked over to the lounge and spread the towel out to lie on, giving Jeremy a good look at the underside of her ass as she did so. Not surprisingly, her bathing suit was a thong, too, he was glad to see. She turned at sat down on the lounge facing Jeremy, leaving her robe on. She smiled at him as she spoke. “How long were you in Europe, Jeremy?” she asked, genuinely interested. She leaned forward on her knees, and Jeremy saw more of her fantastic cleavage than ever. He couldn't wait to see the suit she had on under that robe! “Two years,” he said, “most of it in France going to school. I did a couple of internships in Belgium and Germany, but mostly it was France.” “Did you like France?” she asked. “Yes, I did,” he replied. “The people were very nice, and once you got used to the cultural differences, it was just great.” “Cultural differences?” “Yep; Europeans in general and the French in particular have a very different attitude,” he explained, “much more relaxed than ours. They don't let the trivial things upset them, and their attitude on nudity is just great.” “What attitude is that?” she asked, letting him steer the conversation. He had a feeling she knew she was being steered and didn't mind. “They don't mind it. You see topless ads on billboards and in papers all the time, plus full-frontal female nudity on TV is no big thing.” “They have topless beaches there, too, right?” she asked, doing some steering of her own. “Yes, they do; they have fully nude ones, too,” he replied. “Did you go to them?” she asked, smiling again. “The topless ones, yes, but not the fully nude ones,” he said. “Don't get me wrong, I love seeing the naked female form just as much as the next guy, but there's something about seeing guys walking around on the beach naked that just doesn't appeal to me.” “So you were okay with the topless beaches?” “Absolutely,” he said. Her smile broadened as she sat up. “Good! Then this won't bother you,” she said as she stood up and untied the belt holding the robe closed. She took the robe off and revealed her huge, round breasts to him; she was topless, and it took Jeremy a little by surprise but only because her tits were so much bigger than he thought they were. He thought that the mile-long cleavage she had been showing him was due to the bras she wore, but he now saw that her cleavage was natural. Her breasts were huge, round and full with just a little bit of sag from their great weight. Her nipples were small and perfect, surrounded by large pale areolas. Her mammoth mounds swayed on her chest with her movements as she folded the robe and placed it on the ground beneath the lounge. The thong bottoms that she wore were dark blue and were barely big enough to cover her pubic mound. He was sure from the small size of the thong bottoms that she trimmed her pubic bush; she had to, or else he would have seen otherwise. He swallowed hard as she spoke again, sitting down and then laying back on the lounge to face the sun. “I always sunbathe topless,” she said, closing her eyes and letting the sun hit her skin. Her breasts hardly flattened out at all when she lay back, and Jeremy could see her nipples beginning to crinkle from the heat of the sun. She turned her head to him and asked, “Are you sure you don't mind?” “Mind?” he said, trying hard not to stammer, “Why in the world would I mind?” He was trying hard to keep his concentration; it was a fight since most of the blood in his body was now rushing to his cock, which was rapidly growing to its full size. He felt it straining against the material of his suit, and he was sure that she saw it. Actually, he was hoping she had. “Good,” she said, turning her face back to the sun. “I hate tan lines on my breasts. And I'm glad to see you like them, Jeremy,” she said, smiling with her eyes closed. Caught off guard by her statement, Jeremy was quiet for a few moments. She turned to look at him and laughed when she saw the look on his face; her melons shook as she laughed. Then she sat up and propped herself up on one elbow as she spoke. Her tits lay against each other, the nipples hard and erect now. “Don't be embarrassed, Jeremy,” she said, “I have much the same attitude as the French do about nudity and the human body. It doesn't bother me at all to be topless or even naked in front of you, and I consider your getting an erection as a compliment. Besides, you should be very proud,” she continued, looking down at the clear outline of his fully erect shaft, her eyes traveling up and down the length as she spoke. “You have a beautiful cock.” “Thank you,” he replied, not sure of what else to say. “You're welcome,” she said, looking back up to his eyes, her voice slightly breathy and excited. “Now why don't you come over here and fuck me with it before we both go crazy?” “I thought you'd never ask!” Jeremy replied. He stood up and untied the drawstrings of his suit and then pulled it down his legs, setting his throbbing cock free. Claudia's eyes never left his cock as she lay back and untied the strings of her thong bottoms, pulling them off and tossing them to the side. She put her feet on the lounge and spread her thighs wide as Jeremy climbed on the lounge, positioning himself above her. He had just enough time to notice that her pubic hair was trimmed close and in a narrow strip, and that her outer lips were shaven smooth. She held her arms out to him, her huge breasts pressed together by her upper arms, and wrapped her legs around him as he slid his hard cock deep inside her already-wet pussy. She moaned as he drove deep, holding him tight with her legs as he began thrusting in long, deliberate strokes. “Oh my God, you feel so good!” she breathed as he moved on top of her. “So do you!” he said, feeling her clamp down on his cock with her inner muscles. “Make this one hard and fast, Jeremy,” she said, gasping for breath as he thrust hard and deep, “we can take our time later!” “You got it,” he said, and began thrusting in and out of Claudia's tight, wet pussy in hard, deep, and fast strokes. They moved together in perfect rhythm, thrusting against each other, Jeremy driving his shaft deeply into her pussy as Claudia lifted her hips up to meet his thrusts and allow him in deep. He could feel her huge breasts pressing against his chest as she held him close, her arms and legs wrapped tightly around him, as he drove his cock in and out of her in hard strokes. She kept her legs wrapped tightly around him as she pushed his hips forward with her heels, driving him in deeper and deeper as she pushed her hips up to meet his thrusts. He knew what was about to happen, and drove harder. “Oh my God, I'm gonna cum!” she cried, and she did. Her back arched as her orgasm exploded inside her, and she cried out as the waves crashed over her senses. Jeremy felt her pussy clamp down on his cock as she came hard. Then his own orgasm overtook him and he moaned loudly as his cock exploded inside Claudia's pussy, pumping and throbbing, shooting stream after stream of hot cum deep inside her. She cried out as she felt his cock throbbing and pumping inside her pussy, filling her with his cum, and she bit down on his shoulders to stifle her screams of ecstasy as she came again. She held him tightly as he came inside her, feeling his cock shooting again and again. She held on until both of their orgasms were spent and he collapsed on top of her. She let her legs drop to the sides of the chaise lounge, and they both lay there panting and gasping for breath. After a few minutes Jeremy lifted himself up and smiled down at her. “Wow!” he said, trying to catch his breath. “That was incredible!” “Just wait 'till I get you in my bedroom,” she said, smiling back up at him, breathless as well. “You ain't seen nothing yet!” “I'm sure I haven't!” he replied, holding himself up above her. “How about a quick swim to cool off before we go?” she asked. “Sounds good to me!” he said, getting up and feeling his now-soft cock slide out of her. She quickly got to her feet and ran to the pool, diving in. He followed her in and they splashed around in the pool for a short while; while there she wrapped her arms around his neck and they kissed for the first time. The kiss was warm, soft, and wet, and he could feel himself stirring as she kissed him, her tongue dancing with his. She felt it, too. “Already?” she asked, breaking off the kiss. “Wow, I'm impressed!” “Just wait 'till I get you in your bedroom,” he said, squeezing the rounded cheeks of her ass in his hands, “you ain't seen nothing yet!” They both laughed, and then got out of the pool. They quickly gathered up their things and ran to the house, Claudia leading him by the hand. Once in her room they dropped what they were carrying and embraced, kissing again, tongues dancing once more. She pressed her entire body against him, and he could feel the firm mounds of her huge breasts pressing firmly against his chest. They both felt his cock begin to rise. “First we shower,” she said, breaking off the kiss, “to get rid of the chlorine. I hate the taste of chlorine! Then, we go to bed,” she continued, “where I intend to totally have my way with you and fuck you silly!” They went into the attached bathroom and got in the shower, the water hot on their skin. They soaped each other up, washing the sweat and chlorine from each other's bodies. Jeremy ran his hands over, up, under, and around her massive breasts, lifting the soapy globes in each hand and marveling at their great size and weight. He ran his fingers over the nubs of her nipples, and she gasped at the sensation. She ran her hands down his stomach and grasped his cock with both hands, working the suds up and sliding her slippery hands up and down his quickly-hardening shaft. They kissed again as she gripped him hard, and he slid his hands around to grasp her firmly by the ass and pull her to him as they kissed. They rinsed the lather from their bodies and got out, quickly drying each other off with two thick, soft towels. When she got to his cock Claudia knelt down in front of him and slipped her soft, wet mouth over his cock, sucking it firmly into her mouth. He moaned as she ran her tongue around the head of his cock, sliding her mouth up and down his shaft as she kneaded and massaged his smooth-shaven balls. She did this for several long, pleasurable minutes before she released his cock from her lips and stood up, kissing him lightly. “I could make you cum like that, but I think I'll save that for later on,” she said, pumping his cock in her hand. “Right now, let's go into the bedroom!” They went into Claudia's bedroom and walked over to the bed where they embraced and kissed again. Jeremy's cock was rock-hard, and Claudia could feel the hardness of his shaft pressing against her abdomen. She reached down and grabbed his throbbing shaft with her hand, pumping it slowly and firmly as they kissed. She broke off the kiss and stepped back, then put her hands on Jeremy's chest and pushed him backwards onto the bed. She quickly climbed on top of him and spun around to face his feet, putting her knees on either side of his head. Jeremy had a clear view of her perfectly shaped, smooth shaven and clean pussy, but he only had the view for a moment before Claudia dropped her pussy down onto his mouth as she grabbed his cock with one hand, his balls with the other, and slipped her mouth down on his shaft. As she sucked the pre-cum from the head of his cock, Jeremy reached up and grabbed the firm, rounded globes of Claudia's ass and pulled her pussy down firmly onto his mouth, running his tongue up and down her wet slit and then probing inside her tunnel with it. They went at each other like this for a long time, Jeremy sucking and licking on her pussy and clit while Claudia worked over his shaft and balls. She sucked his smooth balls into her wet mouth one at a time, rolling them over her tongue before letting them go and clamping her mouth on his cock again. She jumped as he flicked the tip of his tongue over her clit and then sucked on it, making her thighs tighten around his head. He felt her pussy flood, and knew that she would cum soon. He thrust his tongue in and out of her pussy, then ran it up over her clit; he repeated the process several times, and it only took a few moments for her to cum all over his face and tongue. She cried out around the shaft of his cock in her mouth as she came, clamping her thighs on his head as he sucked on her clit. Her body shook with the intensity of the orgasm, and she sucked harder on his cock. Claudia came twice like this, then released his cock and lifted her throbbing pussy from his face. She got up and spun around, straddling his cock as she faced him. Without a word she grabbed his cock and pointed it up at her pussy, then sat down on it, impaling herself on his shaft. She took it all with one stroke and immediately began riding him, sliding up and down his long, hard shaft in deep strokes. Her mammoth breasts bobbed and swayed with her movements, and he reached up to take them in both hands. He squeezed them hard, pulling and pinching on the nipples as she rode him, taking his entire cock deep inside her pussy with each downward thrust of her hips. She came several times like this, each orgasm more intense than the last, her body shaking with the intensity. Still she rode him, sliding up and down on his cock relentlessly. Without warning he grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her off of him, his cock slipping out of her pussy as she fell. He got up and turned her over face-down on the bed, moving in behind her. She knew what he wanted and got up onto her knees, lifting her hips up and presenting her rounded ass to him while lying on her crossed forearms, her mammoth breasts pressed against the mattress. He immediately grabbed her by the hips and thrust his hard cock deep inside her pussy, deeper than he'd been before, and she cried out as she felt the head of his cock hit the end of her tunnel. He immediately began thrusting in and out of her pussy, his hips slapping against her ass, his balls hitting her clit with each thrust. She grabbed the sheets in her fists and hung on as he fucked her hard and fast; she started to cum then, crying out as he rocked her with his thrusts, making her cum again and again. She was his sex toy to do with as he pleased, and she was loving every second of it! Then he pulled out and flipped her over onto her back, grabbing her legs at the back of her knees and pulling them up as he pulled her towards him. She was panting for breath as he slipped his cock back inside her and leaned forward, lying down on top of her as he slipped his hands beneath her ass and gripped it hard. She pulled her knees up and apart to let him in as deeply as she could, and he began thrusting in and out of her tunnel in long, deep strokes. She wrapped her lithe legs tightly around him, squeezing his cock with her pussy as he slid in and out, trying her best to make him cum. Her best was good enough, because in a few short minutes he told her that he was going to cum. “Cum on my tits! Please, Jeremy, cum all over my big tits for me!” she pleaded in his ear. She felt Jeremy nod against her shoulder as he continued to fuck her hard and deep. His thrusts deepened and she felt his cock widen, indicating that he was getting ready to cum. She moaned and squeezed his cock hard with her pussy, thrusting her tongue in his ear to help set him off. It did. Just as he was starting to cum Jeremy sat up and pulled his cock out of Claudia's pussy, gripping it with his hand and pumping it as it began to shoot. Claudia grabbed her big tits and pushed them together just as the first long, thick stream of cum landed on them. Jeremy cried out as his cock pumped and throbbed, shooting stream after stream of hot cum onto Claudia's huge mounds. She laughed out loud as she saw his big cock spitting its white juice out, flying through the air and landing all over her tits and stomach. She had never seen a man cum so much, and she loved it! By the time Jeremy's cock finally stopped spitting cum, her tits were covered with long lines of white, sticky cum. Jeremy, his cock sated and spent, sat back on his heels, panting for breath. “Hmm, so much lovely cum!” Claudia said, reaching up and rubbing the cum into her tits. “I've never seen a man shoot so much cum before!” “Well, it's been a while,” Jeremy said, catching his breath. The sight of her rubbing his cum into her tits excited him, and he knew that it wouldn't be long before he was giving it to her again. “I was really busy the last two months I was in France and I didn't have much time to socialize,” he said. “Well, I guess I'll just have to help you make up for lost time!” she said, smiling and licking the cum from her fingers. “I've wanted to fuck you ever since I saw you lying naked on your bed, you know,” she said, a coy look on her face. “I was starting to think you weren't interested!” “Oh, I was interested, all right!” he said, lying next to her on the bed and propping himself up on one elbow. “I was interested from the moment I saw you in that French maid's outfit with your tits popping out of it!” He reached over and ran a finger over her nipple, making her gasp and the nipple crinkle up. “I thought you'd like my outfit,” she said. “Your uncle likes it, too. Besides,” she continued, “not every woman has breasts like mine, and I'm proud of them! I love to show them off!” “Just how big are you, anyway?” he asked. “I wear a size 34 triple D bra and measure 44 inches around the nipples with a tape measure,” she said proudly. “Furthermore, my waist is 22 inches and my hips are 34 inches!” “Gorgeous,” he said, impressed. “Absolutely gorgeous!” “Why, thank you, Master Jeremy!” she said playfully. “About my uncle…” he began, but she cut him off. “Not to worry, Jeremy, your uncle is a sweet, generous man, but there's nothing going on between us,” she explained, much to Jeremy's relief. “Aside from being way too old for me, he's my boss, and it's never ever a good idea to get involved with your boss. I know he likes looking at my tits and ass, and that's fine with me because I like showing them off, but that's as far as it goes.” “And you're not worried about getting involved with me?” he asked. “Not at all,” she replied, propping herself up on one elbow. “You're not the boss, and I hardly think you have any complaints about the quality of my service, now do you?” she asked playfully, smiling at him. “None at all,” he replied, smiling back. “Besides, I know your uncle is just dying to hear about my 'wild side!'” she said, totally surprising him. “How did you know about that?” Jeremy asked. “I saw the note before he sealed it up,” she explained. “He had a phone call, and I saw it when I walked past.” “I won't say a word to him if you don't want me to,” Jeremy swore. “Actually,” Claudia said, her hand wandering down to Jeremy's cock, “We have three more days before your uncle gets back. I was thinking that we should see just how much we can give you to talk about!” She grasped his cock and began tugging on it, smiling a wicked smile as she did so. His cock immediately began to grow in her grasp, and she pushed him over onto his back before leaning over and sucking his cock into her mouth. 'My uncle is never going to believe this!' Jeremy thought as he watched Claudia's head move slowly up and down, 'if I can survive the next three days to tell him, that is!' Finis. by Original_Aramis for Literotica

A young man meets his uncle's attractive and sexy maid. by Original_Aramis, listen to the podcast at Steamy Stories. It was very late in the afternoon when the taxi carrying Jeremy Fuller arrived at its destination. Jeremy looked out of the window as the taxi rolled up the drive and stopped in front of the house, a smile crossing his tired face. The house was pretty much as he remembered it; the grounds were neat and well-kept, the grass green and cut close, the house neat and tidy. Jeremy had been away at school in Europe for the past two years, and this was his first trip home. It was his uncle's idea that he attend school in Europe; he had done it when he was young and always said it was the best thing to ever happen to him next to getting custody of Jeremy.Jeremy's uncle had raised him since his parents were killed when he was six, and had done an excellent job of it. He had no brothers or sisters or any other living relatives and his uncle was a bachelor, so he was the sole object of his uncle's attention. He loved his uncle like a father, and had missed him while he was gone. He had been looking forward to the trip home for months; the only thing to throw a damper in the works was the last-minute letter he got from his uncle the day before he got on the plane to fly home. Seems that there was a problem with one of his holdings in South America, and he had to go take care of it. He'd only be gone for about a week, but he'd be leaving the day that Jeremy was getting on the plane to come home. That meant he'd have the house all to himself for the first four or five days that he was home; he guessed that would be OK, since he'd just relax by the pool, go downtown during the evening, and maybe even get lucky and score once or twice before his uncle got home. European women were nice, but he was looking forward to some good old American ass. Jeremy walked up and opened the door to the house as the taxi drove away, then walked inside and dropped his bags on the floor next to the door. The house was cool and quiet, and he saw an envelope with his name on it lying on the small table in the hallway. He picked it up, opened it, and took out the sheet of paper inside. It was a note from his uncle, telling him that he was sorry he couldn't be there for the first few days, but that he'd get home as soon as he could. He also said for Jeremy to enjoy himself and have fun, telling him where the keys to the car were. But it was the last paragraph that caught his eye. “And don't worry about keeping the place neat; I've hired a live-in maid since you left, and she does quite a good job of taking care of things. Her name is Claudia; I think you'll like her. Welcome home! Love, Uncle Andy.” Claudia; what an intriguing name, Jeremy thought. And just what did he mean by ‘I think you'll like her,' he thought to himself. Oh, well, he thought, he'd find out soon enough. He picked up his bags and headed upstairs to his old room. The room was exactly as he remembered it, and it seemed like no one had touched it since he left. Everything was in the same places as he last remembered seeing them, although there wasn't a speck of dust or dirt anywhere to be seen. He dropped his bags on the floor and then stood in the center of the room and looked around, feeling glad to be home. “Welcome home, Master Jeremy,” a feminine voice said from behind him. Startled, Jeremy turned around quickly. Standing behind him with her hands behind her back and wearing a traditional French maid's outfit was the woman who just had to be Claudia. His breath caught in his throat as he saw her for the first time. She was about 5 and a half feet tall, maybe 110 pounds soaking wet, with blond hair, blue eyes, and a very trim figure. She also had the nicest, roundest pair of tits he'd ever seen! They were absolutely stunning,  and the dress was cut low enough to show about a mile of cleavage. He could see the tops of her busty breasts rising and falling as she breathed. He could only imagine the industrial-strength bra she had to be wearing to hold those mammaries in. She laughed gaily and broke his trance. “I'm sorry, Master Jeremy, I didn't mean to startle you!” she said, smiling at him. “No, that's okay, really!” he said, flustered and embarrassed at having been caught staring at her huge tits. “I didn't mean to…well, it's just that I wasn't expecting…” he stammered, not knowing what to say. Claudia laughed again. “That's quite all right, Master Jeremy, I'm used to the reaction I get when men see me for the first time; actually, I take it as a compliment!” She took a step into the room and introduced herself. “I'm Claudia, as I'm sure you've figured out. I'm your uncle's housekeeper, and he's instructed me to take good care of you until he gets home,” she explained. She walked over and picked up his bags, showing more of her spectacular cleavage to him as she bent over. She carried the bags over to his bed and put them there, and for the first time he noticed that the short skirt of her outfit revealed a pair of very shapely legs which led up to a firm, rounded ass. He caught himself and brought his eyes up to hers before she turned around and caught him staring again. “Is there anything I can do for you, Master Jeremy?” she asked, smiling at him. Her choice of words did not go unnoticed by Jeremy. “No, thank you. And please, my name is Jeremy; you can stop with the ‘master' stuff, okay?” he said, smiling at her. She smiled back in response. “Okay, Jeremy,” she said, and then walked towards the door. “Your uncle left another note for you on your dresser, by the way. I have some things to attend to downstairs, so I'll leave you to get settled in.” She paused at the door and turned to face him again. “Are you sure there isn't anything I can do for you before I leave?” she asked again, still smiling at him. ‘Yeah, you can wrap those massive tits around my head and smother me with them!' he thought to himself. “No thank you, Claudia. I'm going to take a shower and relax a bit,” he replied, looking over and seeing the envelope on the dresser. “The long flight over kind of wore me out.” “Very good, Jeremy, I'll check with you in an hour or so!” she smiled at him and then left, closing the door behind her. He couldn't help but wonder if there was a pair of thong panties hiding beneath that short skirt of her. If she wore panties at all, that is. Jeremy walked over to the dresser, picked up the envelope, and read the short note inside. “Jeremy, So what do you think of Claudia? Quite spectacular, isn't she? Believe it or not, I hired her based on a telephone interview and didn't actually see her until she showed up her first day. Needless to say I was very glad I hired her! And the French maid outfit was her idea, by the way…she insisted on wearing it as her uniform, which is quite all right with me as I'm sure it is with you as well. She's a sweet girl who's very good at her job, although I have a feeling there's a wild side to her that I haven't seen. But I'll let you tell me all about that when I get home! Again, welcome home! Uncle Andy” Jeremy folded the note and put it back in the envelope. A wild side, huh? He thought to himself as he got undressed to get in the shower. He could certainly see where his uncle would get that idea from, especially if she used the same double-meaning phrases with him that she just used with Jeremy. And she had to know how incredibly low-cut her dress was and just how much cleavage she was showing, didn't she? After all, she chose it herself, not her uncle. Thong panties would tell the tale, he thought as he turned on the water in the shower; if she's wearing thong panties, then she's got a wild side for sure! If she wore panties at all, that is. Jeremy took a shower, washing the 19 hours of travel off of his body, and then lay down on his bed to take a nap. He was so tired he didn't bother to get dressed; he just lay down on his back and fell instantly asleep in the comfort of his own bed. He didn't wake up until much later, and when he did it was full dark outside. He glanced at the clock to see what time it was and was surprised to see that it was a little after nine PM. He turned on the light next to the bed, threw back the blanket covering him and swung his feet over the sit of the bed as he sat up; then it hit him. ‘I don't remember covering up with a blanket!' He thought. 'I don't remember a blanket even being laid out on the bed!' Could he have gotten up and retrieved the blanket, only to be so tired that he didn't remember it? He thought that may have been it; after all, he was more tired than he thought when he stepped out of the shower, falling asleep right away. In any event, he stood up and picked up one of his bags, then placed it on the bed. He opened it and pulled out a clean pair of jeans and a t-shirt; he quickly slipped these on (he never wore underwear) and then slipped his bare feet into his well-worn deck shoes. Then he went over to the dresser to run a comb through his hair before going downstairs to get something to eat from the kitchen. That's when he saw the note stuck in the frame of the mirror. “I fixed a plate for you and put it in the refrigerator. All you have to do is put it in the microwave for 4 minutes and that's it. Hope you had a nice nap! Claudia.” So she had been in his room! And she had obviously gotten a close look at him since she was invariably the one who had covered him with the blanket. Jeremy was so taken aback by the realization that she had been in there while he was sleeping naked on his bed that he didn't know whether to be upset or amused. After a very few moments he was neither; he found himself intrigued and slightly aroused. He wondered if she had stood over him, looking down at his naked form before she covered him, and wondered what she had thought. He also wondered how long she had been in there. He went downstairs and found the plate in the kitchen just like the note said, and then nuked it according to instructions. After he finished eating he put the plate in the sink and went back upstairs to unpack. He didn't see or hear Claudia for the rest of the night; he figured that she was probably either in her room or out on the town. In either case he didn't think he'd see her again that night, so after he finished unpacking he went back to bed. He got up the next morning bright and early, showered again, got dressed in the same jeans and t-shirt he'd briefly had on the night before, then went downstairs to get some breakfast and read the paper. It would be nice to read an American paper for a change. As soon as he walked into the hallway he smelled the sausage, bacon and eggs cooking. He smiled as he walked into the kitchen and saw Claudia in her French maid outfit standing over the stove, putting the finishing touches on his eggs. She noticed him in the doorway and smiled. “Good morning, Jeremy! How did you sleep?” she asked, turning the bacon. The tops of her huge breasts jiggled with her every move. “Like a rock,” he replied, walking over and sitting down at the table. He wasn't going to mention anything about her coming into his room unless she did. Set out on the table in front of him was a knife, fork, plate, a glass of orange juice and the morning paper. This girl thought of everything. “Good! I hope you don't mind my coming in and covering you up,” she said, brining the pan with his eggs over and scraping the scrambled eggs out onto his plate. She bent over beside him and gave him another long look at her spectacular cleavage. “When I came in to check on you after an hour and you didn't answer the knock on your door, I thought it would be wise to see if you were okay.” She straightened up and took the empty pan back to the stove, then returned with the bacon and sausage. He got another look at her twin peaks when she did this. “You didn't look cold; actually, you looked fine, but I thought it would be best to cover you up anyway,” she explained, taking the empty pan over to the stove. 'There's that double-meaning statement again!' Jeremy thought. “Thank you, I appreciate you looking out for me like that,” he said as he started to eat his breakfast. “It was my pleasure, really!” she said, smiling at him. 'I just bet it was!' He thought. “I've already eaten, and there are some things I have to take care of this morning, so I'll leave you to your eggs and paper,” she said, picking up the remnants of the bacon and sausage wrappings and walking over to the trash can. “If there's anything I can do for you, please don't hesitate to ask!” she said as she turned away from him and stepped on the pedal for the trash can in the corner. The lid popped up and she dropped the trash into it. Some of it missed the can and fell to the floor; she bent over from the waist without bending her knees to pick it up and put it in the trash can, then left the room without turning around to see the look on Jeremy's face. She was wearing a thong. Jeremy smiled, then went back to eating his breakfast. When Jeremy returned to his room after breakfast, the first thing he noticed was that Claudia had unpacked his luggage. The next thing he noticed was the neatly folded towel lying on the bed, next to his racing style swim trunks. Lying on top of the trunks was a short note which read, “Just in case you decide to go for a swim later on!” When he bought the trunks in Europe he wasn't particularly fond of them at first, but that was all he could find in that part of the world. The thought of walking around in a skin-tight Spandex bathing suit that showed every curve, bump and vein - especially when he had an erection, which was frequently on the nude beaches at first - made him uncomfortable. He eventually got used to them and now didn't think twice about wearing them. He even got used to the nude beaches, and the all-too-frequent erections slowed considerably. After six months of seeing European women walking around topless, it took a woman with a really spectacular body to get that kind of reaction out of him. A woman with a body like Claudia's. At first he didn't know what to think, and then he decided what the hell - after he got back from visiting some old friends in town, he just might go for that swim and see what happened. He had a feeling, and wanted to see if he was right. He went downstairs to get the car keys and tell Claudia he was leaving. He followed the sound of the vacuum cleaner and found her in his uncle's study, vacuuming the rug. He stood in the doorway for several moments, watching her move the vacuum cleaner around the room. When she turned in his direction he got another good view of her mammoth breasts which were bobbing like crazy as she worked the vacuum. After a long minute she finally looked up and noticed him, jumping a bit. They both smiled as she shut off the machine, and he spoke first. “Now it's my turn to startle you!” he said. “I'm sorry; I didn't mean to sneak up on you!” “I guess I had it coming,” she said, still smiling at him. “So now we're even! What can I do for you, Jeremy?” she asked. “I just wanted to let you know that I was going out for a while to see some old friends,” he said. “I should be back in a couple of hours.” “Would you like me to have lunch waiting for you when you get back?” she asked. “That would be great, yes,” he said, marveling at this girl's efficiency. “And after lunch, I think I'll go for that swim,” he said, leaving the open-ended statement hanging there. She smiled broadly, her eyes lighting up as she replied. “Wonderful! I'm sure you'll enjoy it!” she said, giving him an open-ended statement of her own to ponder as he walked away. He returned to the house around noon, and true to her word Claudia had lunch waiting for him. The sandwich and chips were the perfect lunch, and Jeremy told her so when she set the plate down in front of him, again showing him her mile-long cleavage. “Thank you, Jeremy, that's very sweet!” she said, smiling at him. She walked towards the door and then stopped, turning to ask, “Is there anything else I can do for you?” 'Okay, I'll play your game!' he thought. “No, this is just fine, Claudia…for now,” he replied, smiling a wry smile at her. She smiled very broadly at his response before replying. “You just call me if you want anything else from me!” she said, and then walked through the door. 'And so the game begins,' Jeremy thought as he ate his lunch. He had a pretty good idea where things were headed, and he really hoped he was right. If he didn't get to see those huge tits naked soon, he'd go absolutely crazy! After he finished eating he went upstairs, changed into his swim trunks, and headed down to the pool, the towel slung over his shoulder. The day was bright, clear, and hot, and the water felt good on his skin as he dove into the pool. He swam a few laps in the Olympic-size pool, then hoisted himself out of the cool water and headed for the chaise lounge, picking up his towel from where he dropped it on the way. He ran his hands over his head to squeegee the water out, then lay down on the big padded lounge chair, letting the sun warm his body and dry the water from his skin. He closed his eyes and relaxed, letting his mind wander and was not surprised to find it wandering over Claudia and those luscious tits. His thoughts combined with the warm sun on his crotch began to have the inevitable effect and he felt his cock swelling slightly, pressing against the snug material of his suit. 'I wonder what the rest of her looks like'? He thought to himself. As if on cue, from behind him came Claudia's voice. “Would you mind if I joined you, Jeremy?” He opened his eyes and turned his head to see her standing behind his chair, smiling down at him. He could have sworn she was staring at his crotch when he first turned his head, but he wasn't sure. She was wearing a short white terrycloth pool robe which stopped just below the cheeks of her ass, and was carrying a towel. “Please do!” he said, gesturing to the chaise lounge next to his. He made no move to cover his partial erection which was plainly visible through his tight suit. “Thank you!” she said. She walked over to the lounge and spread the towel out to lie on, giving Jeremy a good look at the underside of her ass as she did so. Not surprisingly, her bathing suit was a thong, too, he was glad to see. She turned at sat down on the lounge facing Jeremy, leaving her robe on. She smiled at him as she spoke. “How long were you in Europe, Jeremy?” she asked, genuinely interested. She leaned forward on her knees, and Jeremy saw more of her fantastic cleavage than ever. He couldn't wait to see the suit she had on under that robe! “Two years,” he said, “most of it in France going to school. I did a couple of internships in Belgium and Germany, but mostly it was France.” “Did you like France?” she asked. “Yes, I did,” he replied. “The people were very nice, and once you got used to the cultural differences, it was just great.” “Cultural differences?” “Yep; Europeans in general and the French in particular have a very different attitude,” he explained, “much more relaxed than ours. They don't let the trivial things upset them, and their attitude on nudity is just great.” “What attitude is that?” she asked, letting him steer the conversation. He had a feeling she knew she was being steered and didn't mind. “They don't mind it. You see topless ads on billboards and in papers all the time, plus full-frontal female nudity on TV is no big thing.” “They have topless beaches there, too, right?” she asked, doing some steering of her own. “Yes, they do; they have fully nude ones, too,” he replied. “Did you go to them?” she asked, smiling again. “The topless ones, yes, but not the fully nude ones,” he said. “Don't get me wrong, I love seeing the naked female form just as much as the next guy, but there's something about seeing guys walking around on the beach naked that just doesn't appeal to me.” “So you were okay with the topless beaches?” “Absolutely,” he said. Her smile broadened as she sat up. “Good! Then this won't bother you,” she said as she stood up and untied the belt holding the robe closed. She took the robe off and revealed her huge, round breasts to him; she was topless, and it took Jeremy a little by surprise but only because her tits were so much bigger than he thought they were. He thought that the mile-long cleavage she had been showing him was due to the bras she wore, but he now saw that her cleavage was natural. Her breasts were huge, round and full with just a little bit of sag from their great weight. Her nipples were small and perfect, surrounded by large pale areolas. Her mammoth mounds swayed on her chest with her movements as she folded the robe and placed it on the ground beneath the lounge. The thong bottoms that she wore were dark blue and were barely big enough to cover her pubic mound. He was sure from the small size of the thong bottoms that she trimmed her pubic bush; she had to, or else he would have seen otherwise. He swallowed hard as she spoke again, sitting down and then laying back on the lounge to face the sun. “I always sunbathe topless,” she said, closing her eyes and letting the sun hit her skin. Her breasts hardly flattened out at all when she lay back, and Jeremy could see her nipples beginning to crinkle from the heat of the sun. She turned her head to him and asked, “Are you sure you don't mind?” “Mind?” he said, trying hard not to stammer, “Why in the world would I mind?” He was trying hard to keep his concentration; it was a fight since most of the blood in his body was now rushing to his cock, which was rapidly growing to its full size. He felt it straining against the material of his suit, and he was sure that she saw it. Actually, he was hoping she had. “Good,” she said, turning her face back to the sun. “I hate tan lines on my breasts. And I'm glad to see you like them, Jeremy,” she said, smiling with her eyes closed. Caught off guard by her statement, Jeremy was quiet for a few moments. She turned to look at him and laughed when she saw the look on his face; her melons shook as she laughed. Then she sat up and propped herself up on one elbow as she spoke. Her tits lay against each other, the nipples hard and erect now. “Don't be embarrassed, Jeremy,” she said, “I have much the same attitude as the French do about nudity and the human body. It doesn't bother me at all to be topless or even naked in front of you, and I consider your getting an erection as a compliment. Besides, you should be very proud,” she continued, looking down at the clear outline of his fully erect shaft, her eyes traveling up and down the length as she spoke. “You have a beautiful cock.” “Thank you,” he replied, not sure of what else to say. “You're welcome,” she said, looking back up to his eyes, her voice slightly breathy and excited. “Now why don't you come over here and fuck me with it before we both go crazy?” “I thought you'd never ask!” Jeremy replied. He stood up and untied the drawstrings of his suit and then pulled it down his legs, setting his throbbing cock free. Claudia's eyes never left his cock as she lay back and untied the strings of her thong bottoms, pulling them off and tossing them to the side. She put her feet on the lounge and spread her thighs wide as Jeremy climbed on the lounge, positioning himself above her. He had just enough time to notice that her pubic hair was trimmed close and in a narrow strip, and that her outer lips were shaven smooth. She held her arms out to him, her huge breasts pressed together by her upper arms, and wrapped her legs around him as he slid his hard cock deep inside her already-wet pussy. She moaned as he drove deep, holding him tight with her legs as he began thrusting in long, deliberate strokes. “Oh my God, you feel so good!” she breathed as he moved on top of her. “So do you!” he said, feeling her clamp down on his cock with her inner muscles. “Make this one hard and fast, Jeremy,” she said, gasping for breath as he thrust hard and deep, “we can take our time later!” “You got it,” he said, and began thrusting in and out of Claudia's tight, wet pussy in hard, deep, and fast strokes. They moved together in perfect rhythm, thrusting against each other, Jeremy driving his shaft deeply into her pussy as Claudia lifted her hips up to meet his thrusts and allow him in deep. He could feel her huge breasts pressing against his chest as she held him close, her arms and legs wrapped tightly around him, as he drove his cock in and out of her in hard strokes. She kept her legs wrapped tightly around him as she pushed his hips forward with her heels, driving him in deeper and deeper as she pushed her hips up to meet his thrusts. He knew what was about to happen, and drove harder. “Oh my God, I'm gonna cum!” she cried, and she did. Her back arched as her orgasm exploded inside her, and she cried out as the waves crashed over her senses. Jeremy felt her pussy clamp down on his cock as she came hard. Then his own orgasm overtook him and he moaned loudly as his cock exploded inside Claudia's pussy, pumping and throbbing, shooting stream after stream of hot cum deep inside her. She cried out as she felt his cock throbbing and pumping inside her pussy, filling her with his cum, and she bit down on his shoulders to stifle her screams of ecstasy as she came again. She held him tightly as he came inside her, feeling his cock shooting again and again. She held on until both of their orgasms were spent and he collapsed on top of her. She let her legs drop to the sides of the chaise lounge, and they both lay there panting and gasping for breath. After a few minutes Jeremy lifted himself up and smiled down at her. “Wow!” he said, trying to catch his breath. “That was incredible!” “Just wait 'till I get you in my bedroom,” she said, smiling back up at him, breathless as well. “You ain't seen nothing yet!” “I'm sure I haven't!” he replied, holding himself up above her. “How about a quick swim to cool off before we go?” she asked. “Sounds good to me!” he said, getting up and feeling his now-soft cock slide out of her. She quickly got to her feet and ran to the pool, diving in. He followed her in and they splashed around in the pool for a short while; while there she wrapped her arms around his neck and they kissed for the first time. The kiss was warm, soft, and wet, and he could feel himself stirring as she kissed him, her tongue dancing with his. She felt it, too. “Already?” she asked, breaking off the kiss. “Wow, I'm impressed!” “Just wait 'till I get you in your bedroom,” he said, squeezing the rounded cheeks of her ass in his hands, “you ain't seen nothing yet!” They both laughed, and then got out of the pool. They quickly gathered up their things and ran to the house, Claudia leading him by the hand. Once in her room they dropped what they were carrying and embraced, kissing again, tongues dancing once more. She pressed her entire body against him, and he could feel the firm mounds of her huge breasts pressing firmly against his chest. They both felt his cock begin to rise. “First we shower,” she said, breaking off the kiss, “to get rid of the chlorine. I hate the taste of chlorine! Then, we go to bed,” she continued, “where I intend to totally have my way with you and fuck you silly!” They went into the attached bathroom and got in the shower, the water hot on their skin. They soaped each other up, washing the sweat and chlorine from each other's bodies. Jeremy ran his hands over, up, under, and around her massive breasts, lifting the soapy globes in each hand and marveling at their great size and weight. He ran his fingers over the nubs of her nipples, and she gasped at the sensation. She ran her hands down his stomach and grasped his cock with both hands, working the suds up and sliding her slippery hands up and down his quickly-hardening shaft. They kissed again as she gripped him hard, and he slid his hands around to grasp her firmly by the ass and pull her to him as they kissed. They rinsed the lather from their bodies and got out, quickly drying each other off with two thick, soft towels. When she got to his cock Claudia knelt down in front of him and slipped her soft, wet mouth over his cock, sucking it firmly into her mouth. He moaned as she ran her tongue around the head of his cock, sliding her mouth up and down his shaft as she kneaded and massaged his smooth-shaven balls. She did this for several long, pleasurable minutes before she released his cock from her lips and stood up, kissing him lightly. “I could make you cum like that, but I think I'll save that for later on,” she said, pumping his cock in her hand. “Right now, let's go into the bedroom!” They went into Claudia's bedroom and walked over to the bed where they embraced and kissed again. Jeremy's cock was rock-hard, and Claudia could feel the hardness of his shaft pressing against her abdomen. She reached down and grabbed his throbbing shaft with her hand, pumping it slowly and firmly as they kissed. She broke off the kiss and stepped back, then put her hands on Jeremy's chest and pushed him backwards onto the bed. She quickly climbed on top of him and spun around to face his feet, putting her knees on either side of his head. Jeremy had a clear view of her perfectly shaped, smooth shaven and clean pussy, but he only had the view for a moment before Claudia dropped her pussy down onto his mouth as she grabbed his cock with one hand, his balls with the other, and slipped her mouth down on his shaft. As she sucked the pre-cum from the head of his cock, Jeremy reached up and grabbed the firm, rounded globes of Claudia's ass and pulled her pussy down firmly onto his mouth, running his tongue up and down her wet slit and then probing inside her tunnel with it. They went at each other like this for a long time, Jeremy sucking and licking on her pussy and clit while Claudia worked over his shaft and balls. She sucked his smooth balls into her wet mouth one at a time, rolling them over her tongue before letting them go and clamping her mouth on his cock again. She jumped as he flicked the tip of his tongue over her clit and then sucked on it, making her thighs tighten around his head. He felt her pussy flood, and knew that she would cum soon. He thrust his tongue in and out of her pussy, then ran it up over her clit; he repeated the process several times, and it only took a few moments for her to cum all over his face and tongue. She cried out around the shaft of his cock in her mouth as she came, clamping her thighs on his head as he sucked on her clit. Her body shook with the intensity of the orgasm, and she sucked harder on his cock. Claudia came twice like this, then released his cock and lifted her throbbing pussy from his face. She got up and spun around, straddling his cock as she faced him. Without a word she grabbed his cock and pointed it up at her pussy, then sat down on it, impaling herself on his shaft. She took it all with one stroke and immediately began riding him, sliding up and down his long, hard shaft in deep strokes. Her mammoth breasts bobbed and swayed with her movements, and he reached up to take them in both hands. He squeezed them hard, pulling and pinching on the nipples as she rode him, taking his entire cock deep inside her pussy with each downward thrust of her hips. She came several times like this, each orgasm more intense than the last, her body shaking with the intensity. Still she rode him, sliding up and down on his cock relentlessly. Without warning he grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her off of him, his cock slipping out of her pussy as she fell. He got up and turned her over face-down on the bed, moving in behind her. She knew what he wanted and got up onto her knees, lifting her hips up and presenting her rounded ass to him while lying on her crossed forearms, her mammoth breasts pressed against the mattress. He immediately grabbed her by the hips and thrust his hard cock deep inside her pussy, deeper than he'd been before, and she cried out as she felt the head of his cock hit the end of her tunnel. He immediately began thrusting in and out of her pussy, his hips slapping against her ass, his balls hitting her clit with each thrust. She grabbed the sheets in her fists and hung on as he fucked her hard and fast; she started to cum then, crying out as he rocked her with his thrusts, making her cum again and again. She was his sex toy to do with as he pleased, and she was loving every second of it! Then he pulled out and flipped her over onto her back, grabbing her legs at the back of her knees and pulling them up as he pulled her towards him. She was panting for breath as he slipped his cock back inside her and leaned forward, lying down on top of her as he slipped his hands beneath her ass and gripped it hard. She pulled her knees up and apart to let him in as deeply as she could, and he began thrusting in and out of her tunnel in long, deep strokes. She wrapped her lithe legs tightly around him, squeezing his cock with her pussy as he slid in and out, trying her best to make him cum. Her best was good enough, because in a few short minutes he told her that he was going to cum. “Cum on my tits! Please, Jeremy, cum all over my big tits for me!” she pleaded in his ear. She felt Jeremy nod against her shoulder as he continued to fuck her hard and deep. His thrusts deepened and she felt his cock widen, indicating that he was getting ready to cum. She moaned and squeezed his cock hard with her pussy, thrusting her tongue in his ear to help set him off. It did. Just as he was starting to cum Jeremy sat up and pulled his cock out of Claudia's pussy, gripping it with his hand and pumping it as it began to shoot. Claudia grabbed her big tits and pushed them together just as the first long, thick stream of cum landed on them. Jeremy cried out as his cock pumped and throbbed, shooting stream after stream of hot cum onto Claudia's huge mounds. She laughed out loud as she saw his big cock spitting its white juice out, flying through the air and landing all over her tits and stomach. She had never seen a man cum so much, and she loved it! By the time Jeremy's cock finally stopped spitting cum, her tits were covered with long lines of white, sticky cum. Jeremy, his cock sated and spent, sat back on his heels, panting for breath. “Hmm, so much lovely cum!” Claudia said, reaching up and rubbing the cum into her tits. “I've never seen a man shoot so much cum before!” “Well, it's been a while,” Jeremy said, catching his breath. The sight of her rubbing his cum into her tits excited him, and he knew that it wouldn't be long before he was giving it to her again. “I was really busy the last two months I was in France and I didn't have much time to socialize,” he said. “Well, I guess I'll just have to help you make up for lost time!” she said, smiling and licking the cum from her fingers. “I've wanted to fuck you ever since I saw you lying naked on your bed, you know,” she said, a coy look on her face. “I was starting to think you weren't interested!” “Oh, I was interested, all right!” he said, lying next to her on the bed and propping himself up on one elbow. “I was interested from the moment I saw you in that French maid's outfit with your tits popping out of it!” He reached over and ran a finger over her nipple, making her gasp and the nipple crinkle up. “I thought you'd like my outfit,” she said. “Your uncle likes it, too. Besides,” she continued, “not every woman has breasts like mine, and I'm proud of them! I love to show them off!” “Just how big are you, anyway?” he asked. “I wear a size 34 triple D bra and measure 44 inches around the nipples with a tape measure,” she said proudly. “Furthermore, my waist is 22 inches and my hips are 34 inches!” “Gorgeous,” he said, impressed. “Absolutely gorgeous!” “Why, thank you, Master Jeremy!” she said playfully. “About my uncle…” he began, but she cut him off. “Not to worry, Jeremy, your uncle is a sweet, generous man, but there's nothing going on between us,” she explained, much to Jeremy's relief. “Aside from being way too old for me, he's my boss, and it's never ever a good idea to get involved with your boss. I know he likes looking at my tits and ass, and that's fine with me because I like showing them off, but that's as far as it goes.” “And you're not worried about getting involved with me?” he asked. “Not at all,” she replied, propping herself up on one elbow. “You're not the boss, and I hardly think you have any complaints about the quality of my service, now do you?” she asked playfully, smiling at him. “None at all,” he replied, smiling back. “Besides, I know your uncle is just dying to hear about my 'wild side!'” she said, totally surprising him. “How did you know about that?” Jeremy asked. “I saw the note before he sealed it up,” she explained. “He had a phone call, and I saw it when I walked past.” “I won't say a word to him if you don't want me to,” Jeremy swore. “Actually,” Claudia said, her hand wandering down to Jeremy's cock, “We have three more days before your uncle gets back. I was thinking that we should see just how much we can give you to talk about!” She grasped his cock and began tugging on it, smiling a wicked smile as she did so. His cock immediately began to grow in her grasp, and she pushed him over onto his back before leaning over and sucking his cock into her mouth. 'My uncle is never going to believe this!' Jeremy thought as he watched Claudia's head move slowly up and down, 'if I can survive the next three days to tell him, that is!' Finis. by Original_Aramis for Literotica

Chat about the old days and the OG, we wake up Dave Chappelle with a surprise 10pm phone call.... gang also discusses ultimate Gambler cars

In this episode, we discuss Michael Jordan's first in-person visit to Victory Lane as an owner, Cleveland Ballpark "Mustard Wars", King Roger Goodell, Detroit Rocks the NFL Draft and delivers a REAL old-school sports bar, dear Uncle Andy, and the Kentucky Derby is now!

OMG, there's a genius in Stoneybrook and it's not Janine! Janine WISHES she was as talented as this kid. Meanwhile, we experimet with a pivot to audio drama. On today's agenda: mandatory Disneyworld representation; unspeakable crimes against God and nature; Chekhov's Toupee; Karen's son makes Esther insecure; leave Mckenzie Clarke alone; Alan Gray surprises and delights us; Uncle Andy's Tar Machine; Claudia fails third-grade fox biology; an infestation of art pseuds; crosswords as a spectator sport; nobody needs to know more than one (1) cricket player. Our theme song is ‘The Incredible Shrinking Larry' by Matt Oakley and ‘Big Band Jingle A' is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive. If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, drop us an email, or come say hi on  Instagram! We also have a ko-fi and we're real self-conscious about it!  

This week Sam is back on the case with even more twists and turns in the epic ladder climbing mystery that is Karen Silkwood's death. From a small town reporter to FBI headquarters there's fuckery afoot, Watson! Smuggling plutonium may not be the hottest tea in town. And don't even get us started on the baloney…   Get That Shit: Alex and Andy Pet Bandanas IG & TT: @alexandandypetbandanas Alex and Andy Pet Bandanas   Sophia began Alex and Andy as a fundraiser on TikTok for her Uncle Andy that went viral and has now become a small business with a charitable purpose, to inspire other stroke survivors and to give Andy a purpose again. Throughout stroke recovery, Every Moment Matters. Shirts, bag, pet bandanas, and more!

Hey You! I'm thrilled to welcome you back to The Vibrant Life where we unravel the wisdom tucked away in everyday experiences. Today's topic is a blend of nostalgia, laughter, and life lessons inspired by the British comedy, Mr. Bean. I'm your host Emily Romrell, and this podcast is close to my heart as it's rooted in the cherished memories of watching Mr. Bean with my Uncle Andy.Support the showJoin Emily Romrell on The Vibrant Life Podcast as she continues to explore inspiring stories and insightful conversations that empower you to live a life full of purpose and joy. Tune in for weekly doses of positivity and practical wisdom to help you create your own vibrant and fulfilling journey. Check out emilyromrell.com for more!

The NFL Returns, Cy-Hawk Drinking Game, Storytime with Uncle Andy, and More - Thursday Hour 1

Tim McGarry and iconic on-screen character on screen 'Da', along with the likes of Uncle Andy and Billy the Peeler, has long been making fun of life and politics here. But it's not all about comedy for Tim, he's passionate about humanism and the cause of integrated education in Northern Ireland. He spoke to Ciarán Dunbar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the morning of the Crucible visit. David and Joe are at the AIR BNB in Sheffield. They call Andy Goldstein for some moral support and play a game of 'guess the age of the snooker player'. Uncle Andy gives them a few words of advice and tells them not to take crisps into the auditorium then waves them off on their adventure. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's a Conspiracy! Season 4, Episode 26! Karaoke Special with Naomi Carmack and Kendra Klassen Naomi and Kendra swing by to talk Karaoke history, hot tips and takes with ol' Uncle Andy.   It's a Conspiracy! is proud to be a part of the Albert Podcast Network: AlbertaPodcastNetwork.com   Links: My Way Killings Wikipedia page   A Brief History of Karaoke: Where Did It All Come From   Karaoke World Championships - FAQ & COMPETITION RULES   What Are We Drinking? Andrew is Drinking a Shiddy's from Sea Change Naomi is Drinking Somersby Red Rhubarb Cider Kendra is drinking The Mangolorian from Alley Kat Brewing --- Patreon / Instagram / Twitter / Facebook Merch available at ScreamFamily.com (We'll get ya sorted) Questions, comments, or feedback? Email the show at itsaconspiracy@protonmail.com

Iowa-Richmond Begins, Biff's Best Bets, Uncle Andy's Storytime and More - Thursday Hour 2

This American radio drama series was based on the popular comic strip "Little Orphan Annie". It began on Chicago's WGN in 1930... moved to NBC radio's Blue Network on April 6, 1931 and aired until April 26, 1942. There was another radio series for children called "Skippy" (1932-32) but Little Orphan Annie is viewed as the oldest US children's radio program. There were originally two casts... one west coast starred Floy Margaret Hughes as Annie and the other in Chicago starring Shirley Bell as Annie. When coast-to-coast networking was established in 1933, the Chicago cast became the permanent one. Ovaltine was the initial sponsor... in 1940 Quaker Puffed Wheat Sparkies became the show's sponsor. SHow was known for its premiums related to the sponsor... secret decoders, shake-up mugs, decoder rings, pins, badges... membership in the Secret Society. Commercials were sometimes 3 mins long as they were hawking the premiums and how to get them. Sandy, the dog, was played by Brad Barker... the benefit of radio... if you could sound like a dog, to the listeners, you were a dog! The theme song was sung by announcer Pierre Andre, as "Uncle Andy." The organist was Leonard Salvo. The opening song was memorized and sung by millions of children... it was as popular as the show itself. In 1990 the show was inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame. Very few recordings of the show survive... The Internet Archive has 38 15-minute recordings out of thousands of episodes. This track is living in "Little Orphan Annie" Playlist, which is not very long, but we keep trying to find more... Thanks for listening.

3rd times a charm …Doctor doctor give me the news…..we are neck deep in Dr's this week good thing because it's also Daves birthday which means we will be celebrating with another Psychedelic episode. @drrickbarnett founder of the psychedelic society of Vermont will be checking in on us (mostly Dave) and discuss the progress made in this ever mind expanding field. From the rights of indigenous people to benefit from the very substances that they helped us usher in to this world ,to therapy that can give a patient a lifetime of relief in a single session. Of course we will also dig into the past and pull up some wacky trippy stories. Then to pull us back to earth Dr Joe Cohen @holos.health .health will join the convo with an insider look at the latest data that points to the two new studies- one CBDA and CBGA and the other on CBD in the prevention and treatment of COVID”. Rounding out the shoe Uncle Andy will be hanging out in studio sampling the wares and my best guess jumping down rabbit holes and reminiscing about the 90's with a whole slew of stories. So get ready to tune in and drop ( something) and don't forget to roll those joints before it kicks in so you can just chill and hang out with the crew on this 2/4 TWENTY 2 on YouTube.com/adamdunnshow 2/5/22 4:20-7:10

According to Dan's Uncle Andy, it's the most wonderful time of the year. Whilst this may be the case for the population at large, there's a distinct lack of Christmas cheer around the Saintees at present. You know what though? Sam and Dan reckon they'll might just be able to turn those festive frowns right upside down, as we bring to you Episode 44 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We will admit that it doesn't start off so cheery, as we have to dissect not one, but two defeats for the Saints, who aren't so much goal-shy at present but goal-hermits at present, and look at just what needs to be done to somehow rescue this faltering season (spoiler: we don't know). You say features? Well even if you didn't, we're going to pretend that you did, because we've got them by the truckload. We speak to Mike as he becomes the second person to have a stab at deciphering Wendy, we play mibbe aye, mibbe nae at The Royal and we have an utterly ludicrous visit to Govan for this week's Club Shop of Shame. We also head the pleasure of chatting to former Saints skipper Davie Irons for this weeks Headline Act, and what a fantastic chat it was as we discussed Davie's time at Saints, injury problems, management....including Gretna and THAT final day of the season. Danta Claus! Christmas shopping with Sam! Patsy Kensit getting it! We've got it all, along with a look forward to festive fixtures, and we'd love for you to join us for wee pre-Christmas spirit lifter. Get there!

Wizards Never Die! and our in studio guest has made it possible for your favorite glass piece to do the same. @pogoglass will be launching this Sat 10/16/21 8,008 Hash Wizards https://twitter.com/HashWizardsNFT immutably minted on the Ethereum network. ERC-721 Compliant. He has also managed to embed QR code's into his glass work “mind blown” making them a physical reminder of your now virtual art that could live on even after you managed to break or lose your pipe at that festival ...damn I can't believe you just left it ! We will dive deep with him live in studio, POGO is a hard guy to get to sit down and chill so we are looking forward to this sesh !Our buddy @thefarmacist and his friend @vinniew.nft will Zoom in and fill us in on their amazing “Stoner does Good” story and announce some major FARMACIST NFT news ! The future is definitely going to be ruled by information and when used correctly it can be very powerful ,Mix that with Cannabis and you really open Pandora's box . We will have a couple drop ins during the show including a Croptober update from Uncle Andy down @area420colorado and hopefully @hennesyhemp invites out! And of course @therealjamezbean man on the scene.... whew... now that's a big lineup ! So Join us 4:20ish - 7:10ish YouTube.com/adamdunnahow Where we go from Croptober to Cryptober #pogoglass #cannft #thefarmacist #vinniew.nft #jamezbeanmanonthescene #croptober #cryptober #sagemastaselect #area420colorado

It's that time of year growers love and hate ......HARVEST TIME, weather ,Rippers , mold after you have dodged those bullets the work begins we will have a on the scene report LIVE from @brainstrap genetics and Uncle Andy as they grind through a mountain of weed @area420colorado We will also have @rasmoses_chantingyoga Stopping by the train car studio to tell us about the Freedom Rally Going on next week in Downtown Crestone at THE SPACE celebrating true freedom , and if I know Ras Moses , that's just the beginning ,and we will go go down that Rabbit Hole ....Jamez Bean Man on the Scene will pop in to give us our long awaited update , and unfortunately No MTI this week in his place @warpttv will be producing the show go Vinny Bagadonuts ! So join us thus fri 10/1/21 4:20ish -7:10ish Live YouTube.com/adamdunnshow #area420colorodo #brainstrapgenetics #rasmoses #uncleandy #iluminarlighting #seedsherenow #ohnodaveshere #warpttv #vinnybagodonuts #traincarstudio #harvesttime

Doug and Alek are joined by Layne Deuel (Spartans, Wolverines and Beards Podcast) to discuss the best and WORST of sports cinema. Alek tells all of the stories including how he and his brother Shane used The Waterboy against their sister Kayla, why his Uncle Andy got in trouble for showing Mystery, Alaska to his niece and nephews, and the tragedy that occurred with Alek's VHS copy of Space Jam. Doug finally gets to talk about hockey before absolutely roasting The Natural, while Layne waxes poetic about Little Giants, Dodgeball, and Semi-Pro in an episode that has something for everyone.The show's theme is “Howling at the Moon” by D Fine Us, and this week's outro music is “Boom”  by WEARETHEGOOD. You can support Keep Your Voice Down with a donation here.

Live from Hy-Vee in Urbandale, Story Time with Uncle Andy and More - Friday Hour 1

Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps #54: Don't Go to Sleep! They discuss reality police; James Madison; ant attacks; Justin Case; going cuckoo; Anna Karenina (1878); school overcrowding; vanilla pudding; Uncle Andy & Aunt Margaret; the Saw franchise; It's a Wonderful Life (1946);  sleep horror; Nightmare on Elm Street (1984); The Cell (2000); Ruth Gordon;  fugitive stories; Night of the Living Dead (1968); “Replay” from Jordan Peele's The Twilight Zone (2019); the Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot (2003); shadowy government agencies; reality warps; Groundhog Day (1993); Total Recall (1990);  Gulliver's Travels (1726); Run, Lola, Run (1998); unstable identity; Freaky Friday (1976; 2003); The X-Files episodes “Dreamland” I and II (1998);  Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1886); Advantageous (2015); breaks with realism; Funny Games (1997); being a monster; not being recognized; “Rip Van Winkle” (1819); Robocop (1987); invisible rules; The City & the City (2009); Cabin in the Woods (2011); Judith Butler; who gets to determine reality; & whether Lacie is coming for Michael Warner. // Music by Haunted Corpse // Follow @saypodanddie on Twitter and Instagram, and get in touch at saypodanddie@gmail.com

Uncle Andy is joined by his wife, Ashley, and his babysitter, Brianna, on her last day on the job. We start from the beginning and discuss her 3.5-year journey of watching our kids. We go over some of her favorite memories and her toughest challenges. Childcare is one of the most daunting tasks a parent has to figure out when having kids. We were so lucky to have Brianna. Without her, we would not be where we are today. This is a great episode and totally worth a listen! Visit our Website Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/drinksindriveways/support

Jay Cam and Josh all share stories from their time in the ring as pro wrestlers. We discuss the current state of pro wrestling on TV. And all of that pro wrestling talk made Uncle Andy magically appear to share his Top 5 pro wrestlers of all time... and his recent battle with a one wheel skateboard. All of that and a little more on this weeks, Crash & Burn Show!

Got tech issues brah, but no worries because we've got Uncle Andy to get us through what has now become a Wing it Friday.

We are back with Season 2 of Drinks in Driveways! It's been over a month and we catch everyone up on what we've been up to. We've been training for the Tough Mudder and neighbors Dave and Elliot join Uncle Andy for a few beers the night before the event. We pick the show back up on the car ride home to recap the entire Tough Mudder experience. This is our first ever multi-day episode recording. Hear our immediate recap on one of the coolest experiences we've ever done! Visit our Website Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/drinksindriveways/support

Join Broadcaster John Williams, Scott Tapley and Dana Nelson with special guest Jim Marston of Uncle Andy's Digest for the latest Motorsports Racing News from In The Pits!

In this final hour of this Monday, the 12th of July, we discuss (once again) rambunctious fans in the stands, Jeff Bezos' flaunting his dough, and Andy Everett... IN STUDIO???

WERE BACK.....Its been over a month since we have been @area420colorado and we couldn't pick a better week perfect weather and even Dave is gonna join us this time IN the studio. ◦ Also sitting in are the inner circle , the power crew behind Area 420 MIKE, WHITNEY,2MATTCREW,RICO,UNCLE ANDY , TINY TIM . We will break it down with TIM MCORMICK from @CULTUREDBIOLOGIX and see what magic he has managed to capture in his product we will put it up against Photosynthesis from @microblife and our in house stink champ @FISHSHIT rounding it out we have KERRI ACCARDI from @420media_agency is Back in valley we will see what's going on with @cannected.tv Network and future endeavors so get ready for another Cannabis fueled episode of THE ADAM DUNN youtube.com/adamdunnshow 4:20-7:10 MT ◦ #sagemastaselect ◦ #area420 ◦ #iluminarlighting ◦ #seedsherenow ◦ #cannected ◦ #longweekend ◦ #dunndeal RUT RO! Someone forgot it was a holiday and they are gonna be late it's not Adam or Dave hang in there we are coming !

Andy C, Shrek, Short pants. 

Elan interviews Uncle Andy about running 50 miles. Recorded in 2019Thank you so much for listening to All Kids Voices – podcasts for kids, by kids -- home of Curious Kids podcasts, Making Memories podcasts, and Here Is A Story I Wrote podcasts. For information on how to submit your own podcast, please visit linktree.com/allkidsvoices

Theo goes full on Morgan Freeman, we discover we would be terrible sports commentators, and Uncle Andy humps Joseph. Claxton gets married, writes a book, and proves a point. A whole world including weather fits into an unexpectedly small vessel, and we learn what GP is...sort of. Theo invents Christianity and thinks he might be God. Joseph thinks he might be Jesus, or maybe the Antichrist. A lion works as an intern, everyone cries, and God does it for the Gram. Also in this episode: "Silence!" “Every author has to be a little sassy sometimes”, “I don't want to waste paper, I'll just write under the ancient prophecy”, “Looks like I'm Old Stanky now”, “His own brain was soon confusing him so he went to sleep”, Seth makes a revision, It Takes Two (also 4, 8, 16, etc), and now anyone can be a composer I guess.

On the surface, the people that are "Gamblers" are lunatics that drive what is lovingly referred to as "Shitboxes". These cars have been modified to be as wild and eye catching as possible. What started off as a bunch of guys goofing off in the woods with $500 cars soon turned into one of the largest and most successful conservation groups in the world. Today, we are talking to the OG, the Godfather of the Gambler 500 Tate and his partner in crime Uncle Andy.Warning: there is some coarse language and we do not recommend listening to this episode around children (unless you want them to grow up to be Gamblers)

In this episode, I am joined by a true neutral fan -- and my Uncle, Andy! We discuss Arsenal's 14th FA Cup Victory, highlights from the match, what Arsenal can improve, and what he thinks this team can achieve under Mikel Arteta! Thank you so much for listening! If you like the pod, please subscribe and leave a 5 star review. Follow on Twitter & Instagram @USArsenalPod

Uncle Andy, Chuck and I chat all things Gambler.

Some of the best sketches from the last seven weeks of the hit comedy show. Discover Gerry Adams's unique skill on Britain's Got Talent, find out what Stormont's civil servants actually get up to these days and what happens if you actually answer one of those PPI calls. Featuring Da, Uncle Andy, Her Majesty the Queen, James Brokenshire and a man on the toilet, A Perforated Ulster's Tasty Bits has it all.

Sketch show hosted by Uncle Andy and Da, in which the Hole in the Wall Gang give their unique take on the week's news. They offer Theresa May advice on how to make a proper speech, find out what sort of airline Gerry Adams would run and demand to know why Kim Jong Un wasn't given the freedom of Belfast. Plus, does anybody know who James Brokenshire is?

A Perforated Ulster features sketches, jokes and a wee bit of singing. The Hole in the Wall Gang tackle the big issues of the day like Wayne Rooney's driving skills, royal babies and RTE maps. Find out Uncle Andy's vision for the post-Brexit border, why Kim Jong Un is seeking advice from Gerry Adams and our MLAs have been out of work for 8 months so how do the Stormont Civil Servants get their day in? WRITTEN BY- Tim McGarry, Damon Quinn, Michael McDowell. ADDITIONAL MATERIAL- Colin Birch. CAST- Diona Doherty, Allie Ford, Paddy Jenkins, Tim McGarry, Michael McDowell, Marty Reid and Damon Quinn PRODUCER- Paul Evans This is a Hole in the wall Gang Production for BBC Radio Ulster.