Errand of Mercy

intro: Team Teamwork - I Used To Love H.E.R. (Hyrule Market)/ G is actually trying to learn things at Uni this time around, when is a bomb not a bomb, Leamington BOWs, Simon can't tell the difference between FDR and Ironside, choosing our presidential theme tunes, everyone is doing stupid shit with drugs/ drug like substances, the Poptart/crack smokeoff, drug advice from the 1990s, teens rule the web, 3D printers in space, a next gen tangent, woman (doesn't) get a 3rd breast added to her body and Molly Ringwald appears to be a pretty good agony aunt/ Outro: Ana Moura - Desfado

Intro: Hookworms - The Impasse/ The most powerful dump, the new wild west, London is the worst, French farmers are the most hardcore rioters, clearing up the origin of the onion man, incidents at European theme parks, Russia's libdems may be slightly/very fascist, more neighbourhood feuds resolved, 2 dank 4 me, usher starts a sex cult for rap pariahs, what ever happened to Public Enemy? And pervert ghosts touch up women... maybe./ Outro: Destiny Opening

Powerglove - Blood Dragon Theme/ G's mysterious job on da streetz, the evil flip side of hipster rabbis, Bojack Horseman is about Tim Allan if he was a horse and it's great, over 2 years of podcasting, Captain America smells a bit like Hideo Kojima, going a bit too far down the comic book nerd rabbit hole, getting drugs delivered direct to your school, facebook is giving Simon terrible advice, we weigh in on #gamergate, more who's that anime and a man pulls down the wrong pair of pants /Bad Choices - Shout Out Out Out

Intro: Jake Chudnow - Shona // Diablo 3: Ultimate Nipple Ring Edition, white house cake annoys the Americans, Cake Boss is all TV Shows and Jesus, Taylor Swift makes shit music for terrible people and may be an eastern European pimp, the return of the EoM Neighbourhood Watch, Zack Snyder made a kids movie about psychologically scaring owl war, are the Bronies dying out? And G plays who's that anime?!// Outro: Abingdon Boys School - Strength

Intro: Megaman X Intro Stage Theme// 9 comes after 8 in the number alphabet,a very English barbecue, What's Peter Dinklage's game like?, next gen Dad shaming, G finally watches the Prestige, what it's like in Chris Nolan's house, a bumper crop of sex toy reviews, Taiwanese fascist pasta, one step closer to robot oblivion, a Bear, a brony and an Jehova's witness walk into a convention centre and the new goths on the block.// Outro: - Daniel Inhart - Huepa

Intro: Azaelia Banks- Esta Noche //messed up on being middle class, Jakie Chan and Jayden Smith love Chinese food, Camelot the failed theme park gets eaten by other theme parks, the many tiers of rag and bone men, incidents at British theme parks, the importance of soberly wearing pants, we must not allow the All-Uncle to become King, the post bakeoff chatoff, the only way to defeat shadow Simon is terrible, Batman and Robin is the best batman movie for some reason, becoming a social media hermit and Jumanji is severe fantasy terror// Outro: Ending theme to The Animals of Farthing Wood

Intro: Grange Hill Theme// Its been so long that we are now ghost Muppets, offensive sitcoms are finally finishes, Justin Beiber the swag lich has picked a fight with an elf (and lost), more incidents at american theme parks that may or may not prove that ghosts exist, there have been basically no movies for like 2 months, Simon's wife does not know One Direction so you can leave her alone now, the uncoolest dads, the most obscure cartoon references, the worst t-shirts, Nazi symbol removal/ cover up specialists, Tradesmen Vs Evil, Baby Narc and Christopher Walken is going to be a monkey as our multiverse collapses in on itself.// Outro: Moondog - Bird's Lament

Intro: Thin Lizzy - Showdown// While Simon spends some time moving into his new house take a listen to some scintillating behind the scenes audio where we discuss such topics as: Which Star Trek series is the best? How good is Assassins Creed? Dad Chat! Another dip into Zanu PF twitter, and the gross sound of Geraint eating a yogurt. It's the material they never wanted you to hear! Until they did. //Outro: Dan Meth - Wang Warriors

Intro: Tenacious D - Papagenu/ Japan finally bans (most) of the child pornography, but they still love Tom Cruise, Filk is bullshit stop it you guys, Promwatch uncovers a den of dirty teachers, 5SOS are our new SMFTP, the return of the EoM Neighborhood watch, sexy sex boat exposes serious airport security risk and simon watches some not sports./ Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - Bag of Hammers

Intro: De Mi Amor - Lonlon Nyeku// friday the 13th, megamoon and word cup fever AT THE SAME TIME, mind controlled exoskeleton tech is on the up, how desperate are drone teens for boob shots? Grandad Ford broke his ankle in his spaceship, Blues Brothers in space, new kids on the block are too hardcore for Al Qaeda, jaybubs finds Jesus in a bath tub with help from Usher, robocoasters are now a thing, Walt Disney World has the most magical crimes on earth, Cake Boss needs to take control of his fondant, G is part of the origin story of a bad con man, Simon has some opinions on Harry Potter and a boy is expelled from school for telling the truth// Outro: Theme to the Young Ones

Intro: Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.// more maths facts with simon, hacking in the 90s with Watch_Dogs, Simon experiences a midnight game release, men will beat you up if you go to see One Direction, fuck the olds (we are the olds), Prom Watch 2014 shines a light on the Radest drunkest science teacher ever, Cornish man jerks off in shit for 8 years and we ask can a whiping cane be sadistic?// Outro: Todd Terje - Inspector Norse

Intro: The Kinks - Ape Man// Sex offender finally finds a job he loves, american border security knows you already, is my Barista dying? Terry Wogan may be next, Marinara sauce: that stuff aint right, gross satirical fast food, launching prom watch 2014, disarming pervdads with bears, Russian men think that beards are the universal symbol of the drag queen, the most racist Jeger ever, 16 year old student turns out to be 34, friends don't buy friends sex toys and our awesome guys of the week are spitting bullets and tripping balls// Outro: The Ramones - Sheena a Punk Rocker Now

Intro: Maxïmo Park - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)// a sans beverage breakfast show, Eurovision 2014 and learning about the EU, Life on Mars is set in the ancient days of 2006, Friends ended 10 years ago and then Yahoo tried to buy Google, the lost 2nd (and racist) verse of the sun has got his hat on, Tumblr needs to chill and BRONIES IN SPAAAACCCCE// Outro: Harry Mac McClintock - Big Rock Candy Mountains

Intro: Siriusmo - High Together// the (no nacho) Nacho Grande, Everyone in Manchester is becoming an MP while crime lords climb Ferris wheels, One pork pie, 17 porks, Chris Browns logical quandary, Harvard makes super paedo vampire mice, postman pat is in a blockbuster movie, Welsh Cartoons are the best and a sword dildo// Outro: The Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy

Intro: LEN - Kids in America //Purple AKi is the best wrestler, Simon plays dark souls 2 and G doesn't understand why, Mass effect has the blandest dudes, Pierce Brosnan is Voldermort, CP30's weird human lips, simon misses the Expanded Universe and is mad as hell about it, are small people a valid hate crime target? nothing is home made, no one hand pops corn, the internet reviews FSoG nipple clamps, the Star Trek VHS boardgame and G's weird ass youtube favourites// Outro: SXY RKR - The One Who Is Grooving Now

Intro: Lamb - Scratch Bass// I don't sound like Moss from the IT crowd, Learning to be married, the King is a seasoned rapist, Simon's amazing american food adventure, the most haunted (board game) in Britain, baby vigilante turns own children in to police, picking sides in a civil war we know nothing about, preparing for the next big crash, Spanish village finally changes name from 'kill Jews', meeting Mr Cocaine, an Englishman in Hogsmead, kill all the cats, G hates the ancient Egyptians and porn star social networking is bizarre// Outro: Barry Gray Orchestra - The Mysterons Theme

Intro: THE ART OF NOISE (Feat. MAX HEADROOM) - PARANOIMIA 1986// Weddings and trains, Carling is stealing everything, more sex toy reviews, G's Erotic Emporium, Miley Cyrus and the Fist of Adonis, Seinfeld is genuinely concerned, a Megazord of shit music for terrible people, G sees a weird ass T, Venus Bro Traps, awesome tank of the week, Pacific Rim news and WTF DC?// Outro: Editors - Munich

Intro: The Clash - Radio Clash// Radio Guilla Chiwawas are taking over Arizona, Dogs are basically wolves, Putin appears to have been reading a lot of Tom Clancy, old/new America's Next top Model is back and Tyra Banks may be a Lich, Porn MD may actually be useful for something, while Twitch wins Pokemon while new pokemon gradually goes insane. Geraint's universal law of toilets, What's your piss jam, we get really confused about Duran Duran and Roger Moore, Simon's Tiesto plan, daring sex acts, discussing bold penis tattoos, getting excited for Wrestlemania and Hulk Hogan is starting to fall apart.// Outro: Dog Panic - Calp

Intro: Pizzicato 5 - Twiggy Twiggy// Prince is a crazy funky guy, post stag do debrief, the lego movie is amazing but cinema ad, Her is not a rom-com, 80s Robots are directing traffic in the DRC, it's time to talk about The Matrix, the worst neighbour ever may be living the american dream, 16 year old is now a sex offender for no reason and- pornhub users say the darnedest things, // Outro: Cake - Shadow Stabbing

A same room stag do podcast, the south is underwater but the Midlands are still too bland, an insight into married life with Simon, reading up on sex toy reviews, no food is actually food, Science proves that Voldermort loves chilli, Frimpton is too good for Aldi and the conservatives have a massive boner for denying things that are definitely happening./ Outro: Two Fingers - Keman Rhythm

Intro: Beta Band - Squares//Beibermania is running wild, X Men Origins: Wolverine is way better than Wolf of Wall Street, Rob Ford CANNOT BE STOPPED except by Snow, British PSAs are bullshit but Assassins Creed 4 is amazing, Simon has some how got a life but still hasn't, more super meth cannibals, putting more drugs in comics, Empowering women by calling them Slags/Hags, for some reason G wants to talk about Mistry, terrifying tower of jawbones in South Korea, and EoM accidentally make a TV ad.// Outro: The Offspring - Pay the Man

Intro: Rage Against the Machine - New Milenium Homes/ A metaphysical episode, cultural hairdressing dichotomy, Beiber/ Michael Jackson news, terrible rap needs to stop, Youtube is falling apart, solving the global downturn with magic, rob ford works for the Illuminati, Gay angry birds data analysis, sex ed is out of date and shitty but we aren't going to fix it, iO9 banned G and he is super pissed, Geeks are dead and we are glad, CoD themed atrocity based knock off lego and our awesome guy of the week refuses to crash broken fighter jets twice./ Outro: The Zutons - You Will you Won't

Intro:Caetano Veloso - Alfomega// Getting into Justin Beiber's midget rap entourage, Planning the best celebrity party ever, British comic memories, Simon is 80, G is 19, Jason Derulo is at it again, one man has written ALL OF THE MUSIC, Lady Gaga and the Muppets together at last, possibly evil Google contact lenses, homosexuals aren't magic, Simon meets a man who has never heard of Scientology after going to the internet and our cinema chat goes off the rails a bit. // Outro: Space Jam Theme

Intro: Hugh Laurie - Swanee River/ Being a pirate is more fun than being an assassin, a lame game give away, going back to our anime roots, Harry Potter as an allegory for East Asian Politics, talking about the chimps and the pigs, it's time to talk about Michael, glock presentations and open carry, nerf gun tech is out of control, A Christian led monument chain reaction and the unfortunate career of Tila Tequila/ Outro: Mississippi John Hurt - The Chicken

Intro: I Want You - Scarfo// Hamster Principalities, the first (and hopefully last) Beibernews of 2014, Rob Ford finds Jesus, 2014 predictions, Kevin Smith the 90s stoner Lich, stop trying to pay your rent by playing video games, accidental real talk, G knows exactly the right amount about computers (to break them), Jules Holland is still going and stil weird, telling the kids to stay away from New Years Eve, Adults talking about Lego, Simon knows way too much about Star Wars and no one cares, Tuna Beats by Dr Dre, Simon gets a sudden attack of the feels and the police in New Jersey rack up a 3x combo bonus on DUIs.// Outro: Lippy Kids - Elbow

Intro: Simple Minds - Mandella Day// A horse does what we all wish we could do, G is totally not ready for the CRP, tiny man buys picture of Xbox One, the best shoes in the world, starbucks hippy musical classes for babies, our first (and only) weird twitter digest, Paul Walker was an amazing man, American police think anime credit card is a forgery because it is an anime credit card, police shoot at man and sue him because they missed him and Simon has a plan to make a lot of money.// Outro: Carly Simon - Why

Intro: Neon - My Blues is You //Looking forward to episode 420, giving up on anime, Simon is (kind of) a man now, the Torontonians love Rob Ford, taped up wrestling fans, making big statements with your nudes, we want next gen gaming to leave us alone, gross bro videos, someone must stop Seth Macfarlane, big in Malasia/ Saudi Arabia, the IPCC is terrible at its job so we are reforming it (for the wrong reasons) and McDonalds accidentally plays violent rape centric rap music during the breakfast shift.// Outro: Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the Moonlight

Intro: Gurren Lagann Sountrack - Escaping the Wasteland of Hot Sand// Episode 67: a casual episode, bob dylan is surprisingly in touch with the internet, an unfortunate history of charts, Robbie Williams is the best we have, Rob Ford is the future, Beiber is the past, Ed Sheeran is now a metal band, we go on our first neighbourhood watch ride along, the worst biblical movie inspires us to make the best one and the old testament was hardcore// outro: groovemanSpot - Affection

Intro: Daniel Avery - Knowing We'll Be Here// Simon is (not) a DJ, the worst film maker doesn't understand what remembrance day is, the american box office is embarrassing, Jackass should be over now and it is making us sad, inevitable Star Wars Chat, the nerd game done changed, Simon's Harry Potter audition stories, posh people know nothing about Glasgow, Facebook makes us feel old, John Major is back and he is hilarious as ever, the return of creep or creation and we have some Sheen family revelations.// Outro: DJ Hero 2 sountrack - Oops (oh my) VS Who am I (whats my name)

Intro: Sting - All this Time// Fucking apple... Fuck!, Anonymous is over, Simon learns what 3rd World means, we are living in the future and its kind of lame, Britain's most extreme thrill ride is trying to kill everyone, American woman vehemently protects KKK costume choice, Halloween memories, terrifying spider stories, Geraint has some controversial opinions on Tesla (and Simon's bullshit), we learn why we can't have nice things and tackle the mysterious case of the Crack Smoking Mayor// Outro: Tycho - A Walk

Intro: Tokyo Shoe Shine Boy - Teruko Akatsuki //EoM is bringing people together, Everyone is naked and we draw the line at mons pubis, The PSL is a drink not a lifestyle choice, The worst viral video attempt ever, The scariest 5 year old boy ever, existential balloon models, tackling the lame busker epidemic, CoD makes us feel like ancient old men, Picking our places in the TLO Krew, elderly Russian man does most Russian thing possible, We offer some original takes on the bible, filling the YOLO void and everyone should watch Gogglebox and Ambassadors// Outro: Murrays of the Deep - Rayman Origins Soundtrack

Intro: Hammerfall - Riders on the Storm /Welcome back to the Christian comedy webcast, Jaybubs needs to up his shenanigans game, G is angry about disgusting GIFs, G is terrified of eye touching, iTunes is a sassy bitch, Azerbaijan's democracy is unconventional at best (but the US is still worse), unsecured political Wifi pacemakers, Simon's new mean hobby, our brains are not ready for Netflix, There is a Christian rock band called "The Devil Wears Prada" but wait... it gets better, Geraint is a metal racist, Stone Island is the mark of the beast and some totally radical church memories./ Outro: Richard Hawley - For Your Lover Give Some Time

Intro: Toots and the Maytals - Reggae Got Soul//Trendy Student bars are sneaking up on us, autonomous kill droids are prowling the seas around South Korea, we cover the worst science story yet, Bob Geldof thinks we're all going to die, the Wii U gives Simon hope for the future, Dad's remind us to stay positive, G's voice is a passport and Jason Derulo makes shit music for terrible people.// Outro: Duran Duran - The Reflex

Intro: Faithless - Reasons// Northern tests and space age Greggs pastry, lazy vampire RPG writing, Wacky Races memories, the Daily Mail is a Nazi rag, newspapers are weird and crazy, giving Tom Clancy a proper send off leads us to a number of strange revelations, internet ghosts/ghost dad, Joss Wheadon writes too many good lines, man shoots elephant in the face on NRA sponsored TV show then calls us all Hitler and star trek movies are terrible.// Outro: Hot Chip - Baby Said

Intro: Neon Indian - Future Sick// What kind of Nazi's like in Leamington Spa, an accidental English history lesson, is EoM a Reptilian Podcast? Saving the Go Compare guy, Mumford and Sons have finally been vanquished, inventing Brap for aspirations of comfortable fame, ancient (possibly) Swedish pissing traditions, PTSD at the cinema, Stevo's youtube channel is kind of depressing and a hotel security director has the best/worst strategy for getting time off work and we find out what website exists at skinternet.com (it's not porn). 60 EPISODES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO./ Outro: Supertramp - Cannonball

Intro: David Ford - Decimate //An insight into our pre show talk, old movies BELONG IN A MUSEUM, Mugabe Memories, disproving homosexuality WITH SCIENCE (but not really), is brogrammer the worst word ever? Simon's terrifying tattoo and tech start up ideas, we tackle the weird shit going on in Northampton, Manchester's very own (mundane) superhero, we work out what Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus would sound like if they had sex, man is stabbed and robbed just after buying a game about stabbing and robbing people, what the fuck does stable condition mean? G is terrified by penis t-shirts, we have the worst conversation in the world and a possibly high man tries to con a stationary store// Outro Marijata - No Condition Is Permanent

Intro: Ceasar Gartor - Yeh Keh Yea// EoM live from Liberia, L'egret strikes again, black magic coconut arrested in the Maldives, teen martial artist exorcists want to kick the shit out of Harry Potter, we decided which Hogwarts houses we would be sorted into, Simon may be possessed by demons, Pokemon has gone too far and Bob Geldoff is going to space but David Bowie won't/can't... its been a weird week// Outro: Flight of the Conchords - Bowie's in Space

Intro: Washed Out - Don't Give Up//podcasting on a terrible diet because of Rome Total War 2, Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus join forces to twerk, who is our Kurt Cobain? Bananadine memories, EoM killer of trends, we finally prove that Jesus loves the gays, crazy government sanctioned North Korean pop feuds, top tier OG peeping toms from the church of pornography, no one can go to Liberian University and we think we know why and a dangerous special agent bird is captured and released in Egypt// Outro: Mirror's Edge Soundtrack - Still Alive (Junkie XL Mix)

Intro: Elbow - Dear Friends// Rolling out of bed and rolling a blunt, twerking leads to slugs, slugging and the Bishop's itch, everyone is missing the point about Mylie Cyrus's crack and she's stealing Rihanna's act, G is terrified by more sea creatures and our horrific torture experiments on octopi, we are scared of flesh rocks and Alec Baldwin, who the fuck is Daniel Baldwin, filthy Seinfeld youtube comments, Chinese Iron Man is worse than we thought// Outro: Jean Sibelius - I. At the Castle Gate

Intro: Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki// Not starting a show with Jaybubs, Dick Van Dyke WILL NOT DIE, Tjikistan has great food and will not be independent until it saves the Russian LGBT community, Simon rides the smiler and G learns that he will allow children to die if it means that he can live, dangerous anime convention social gambits, Simon is done with nerds, t-shirts that have to stop and EoM talks fashion.// Outro: Radiohead - Fitter Happier

Intro: Jeremiah Fink Audograms - Everybody Wants to Rule the World// We're back after a brief hiatus with new jaybubs news, pod people are the new reptilians, Simon beats Satan at an internet card game in Camden, shit (and racist) music for terrible people, Brian Molko is confused by computers, Simon's anime revelations and we play convention event or creation and it breaks G a bit// Outro: College - Les Automates

Intro: Prince Buster - Al Capone //The Simpsons and family guy team up in irrelevance, Kid's movies are getting out of hand, breaking Beyonce news, Royal baby nutters, equine tomfoolery at Mcdonalds, The UK government does not know how to internet and the great British public are similarly confused, Japanese train passengers efficiently rescue a tiny lady// Outro: Jamiroquai - Revolution 1993

Intro: Deathwish IX - We Dig Giant Robots// teen washing machine memories, Simon unsurprisingly loves Pacific Rim, G is confused by e-sports, the most obvious fix in football history (from Nigeria... with Robocop), Will-I-Am has a new song out and may be a sexless freak/pokemon and we investigate the curious case of Ms Voice.// Outro: Tes - New New York

Intro: Ella Fitzgerald - Too Damn Hot// barely planned podcasting, A surprisingly tasteful nerd wedding, planning G's future career as a small-town American Councilman, Charles Sachi is a deplorable reptile man, pondering the existence of ware-fascists, man covered in shit is hiding inside your toilet, Brazil needs to take some pointers from Seinfeld, Gok Wan is scaring us, travel writer who hates everything writes terrible travel article, a Texan man has some romance problems involving shotguns, adorable guide dogs are in love/match makers for the blind and a ridiculously badass man from history.// Outro: The Specials - Too Much Too Young

Intro: Dirt off Your Shoulder (The Show Floats on) - Isosine// a teenage adventure in terrible anime from the early 2000's, Simon loves fighter jets with church windows, G loves Sleeping Dogs, Woman is made target of drug dealers by fed ex, Jason Satham is... Jason Statham the Unneccicarily litigious bastard, discussing a naked podcast, TGI Fridays tries to steal #yolo (badly), Lamenting our lack of American food outlets, Don't take your teen daughter to Disney Land and we talk music like sad old men.// Outro: Before Icarus - Isosine

Intro: The Divine Comedy - The Pop Singer's Fear of the Pollen Count// Celebrating our golden podcast anniversary with an all day breakfast show, Glastonbury the middle classes and the death of the Rolling Stones, Simon goes to an Indy Games show and meets cool/ tragic people, a freaky goth update, trolldad of the week, Pony based newspaper apologies, The Errand of Mercy take on the mysterious turning statue of Manchester Museum and comes to some vague conclusions, Stephen Hawking does not support the EDL, The most Russian news story (and theme park) in the world, nerding out about how amazing the Russian space program is, Edward Snowden is the new pokemon cards and Hellsing is the best/worst thing// Outro - DEVO: Jocko Homo

Intro: Daedelus - Scaling Snowdon//The (fake and crazy) truth about Scientology, Jaybubs gets one step closer to becoming a dangerous psychotic enthralled to the dark powers, discussing the upcoming Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson art house movie (probably not though), nerd with a death-wish saves coffee shop from armed robbery, American teens commit (amazingly stupid) credit card fraud, new and terrible/terrifying wearable tech from around the world, Worming and terrifying Japanese bands, more shameless racism from the states, 90 year old republican accidentally attends LGBT rally, The Wanted have been making shit music for terrible people/ are less scary than One Direction, and small town America is terrified of Mumford and Sons// Outro: Mumford and Sons: I Will Wait

Into: Simple Minds - Sanctify Yourself// Budget airline pilots go in hard, getting freaked out by airports and fellow passengers, Saying no to named autotweeting cokequest coke bottles, SHARE EVERYTHING, introducing the Paedometer and a new Tate Modern exhibit, Louisville man sets everything on fire while trying to flee a crime scene in a flaming vehicle on fire, we were scared of shit like PRISM before it was cool, DayZ may be the new home of weird IRL crime rings, small town ironic American police chief tickets kids for icecream, inside the most middle class festival ever, The failed curry pube caper and we remind the kids not to do drugs DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS OK! \ Outro: Kwamena Ray Ellis - Sasabonsam

Intro: MF Doom - Deep Fried Frenz// BEST HEADLINE EVER, redefining the new American Dream, Our first (kind of fucked up) email, pondering sub/dom relationships, watching kids TV shows and accidentally finding Demi Lovato (a well priced Italian roadster), Michael Douglas find a unconventional method of contracting (and curing) throat cancer, planning to meta market some terrible t-shirts, G makes some youtube videos, awesome hospital of the week, missing the good (stupid) old days of comics, agreeing to just enjoy things at face value and haters absolutely has to stop.// Outro: Uncharted Soundtrack - Nate's Theme 3.0

Intro: Can't Stop Won't Stop - Scrape the Sky// Selling ancient wall comics, the messed up personal lives of the X-Men, London Comicon is mostly depressing but is rescued by family costume teams, hellish ball jointed dolls from Japan, TMNT is back and it's freaky as ever, America never got Sharky and George, Top Tier Hipster Tshirts, Antman is to dark for Adam and Joe, Superman is totally played out, staying cautious about Gatsby, Simon enters a Mcdonalds toilet and is reborn as poop Keyser Söze and we celebrate the defeat of racism with tea, biscuits and 5-a-side// Outro: King Crimson - One More Red Nightmare

Intro: DIIV - Wait// Errand of Maths from a parallel universe, Simon retires from Yugioh, national level children's card game events are terrible, Australian minister accidentally likes teen balls, Doctor prescribes blowjobs as treatment for gag reflex, fake man medicine, Kennedy Space Center is the new home of Angry Birds and it makes us angry, the return of the Tuesday surgery, naming our kids, dressing as Tim Westwood to talk about the birds and the bees, an Italian roadster from the 1980's makes terrible music for shit people, we take a look at the confusing album charts, and ponder upon Andy Warhol's sandwitches.// Outro: Rush - Space Shuttle The Errand of Mercy: too cool for radio, too cool for the yugioh nationals