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Movies N Sh*t Podcast


    • Oct 11, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 44: No Time to Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 111:20


    This is no time for a lengthy podcast episode description… we have James Bond shit to talk about! And after a short tribute to the late, great Norm Macdonald and a brief synopsis of what we've been up to since last time, we do just that, delivering before and after coverage of No Time to Die [Spoiler Alert] for your listening pleasure (11:58). If you haven't seen the most recent Bond flick yet, you can safely skip ahead to Movies We've Seen (53:25) since last time. Or you could skip even further ahead to TV Talk (1:18:52) or even Entertainment News (1:26:39) but don't skip too far ahead or you'll miss all of the fun conversations, including one about William Shatner actually going into space. Obviously this edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:42:03) is the Daniel Craig James Bond edition. And finally Patrick provides an espionage Hidden Gem (1:45:59) before Louis Armstrong plays us out because we don't have all the time in the world to podcast. But don't worry… Movies N Shit will return. (See what we did?)


    Episode 43: Nevermind, Biopics, and Star Trek… Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 107:53

    It's another episode of Movies N Shit, and we're here to talk some shit about Star Trek before we cover the Movies We've Seen (5:15) since last time. And there's a bunch of ‘em — Stillwater, Reminiscence, The Suicide Squad, some older flicks, plus Kelly's greatest single-day movie watching accomplishment and our favorite piece of fan feedback yet! TV Talk (53:00) includes Dave, The White Lotus, The Movies That Made Us, and Woodstock '99. In Entertainment News (1:17:53) we cover the Nirvana Nevermind cover lawsuit, the Southpark guys' big payday, and even a brief convo about Amazon's upcoming Lord of the Rings series! This edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:33:36) revolves around the Star Trek movies of the original crew. And as always, we close out the episode with another pair of Hidden Gems (1:42:36). All that, plus Kelly kills a spider to save Patrick and we finally give our listeners an official title! Merchandise is coming; be on the look-out!

    Episode 42: The Meaning of the Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 140:02

    In this monumental and wholly satisfying episode, we talk for 20 straight minutes about movie ratings, movie bridges and penis representation on film before we even get to the Movies We've Seen (22:08) since last time, including F9, Space Jam 2: the Inferior One, and the dated and problematic West Side Story. TV Talk (1:34:39) includes Dave, Mythic Quest, The White Lotus and more! Entertainment News (1:47:38) centers on the passing of all-time great Richard Donner, as does this week's Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:02). We close out the episode with another pair of Hidden Gems (2:11:48), and send you off feeling like superheroes. Apologies to the Tolkien Estate… we'll be discussing the upcoming Lord of the Rings series on Prime during a future episode.

    Episode 41: Not Liking Movies is Like Not Liking a White Woman's Instagram!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 119:09


    In today's episode, we set a new podcast record by taking for a solid hour about the Movies We've Seen (4:22) since last time, with all kinds of soul-feeding digressions into the genre of Netflix background movies, the repetitiveness of origin stories, the delusional nature of human beings, trilogies and Steven Spielberg in the ‘80s, and just how fucking great it is to see movies in person with other people. We then take a quick detour into TV Talk (59:44) and The Friends Reunion before covering a little Entertainment News (1:09:48) and Denise Richards's career performance in Tammy and the T-Rex. This week's Guess That Rotten Tomato Score features all 9(?) of Quentin Tarantino's films (1:27:22), Patrick and Kelly present a pair of Hidden Gems (1:48:09), and Bo Burnham plays us out with the best content that came out of COVID lockdown. Apologies to Chance Bostick… we'll be discussing the new anime Lord of the Rings series next episode.


    Commentary 14: Speed (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 137:40

    Pop quiz, hot shots, there's a commentary about a movie about a bomb on a bus. It's a movie where Keanu Reeves drops adrenaline fueled f bombs, Dennis Hopper holds telephones in the most unnatural way imaginable, Sandra Bullock pulls gum off her seat, and everybody in the LAPD gets fired. That commentary is available right here, right now. What do you do... what do you do? (Don't shoot the hostage, just have a listen)

    Commentary 14: Speed (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 137:40

    Pop quiz, hot shots, there's a commentary about a movie about a bomb on a bus. It's a movie where Keanu Reeves drops adrenaline fueled f bombs, Dennis Hopper holds telephones in the most unnatural way imaginable, Sandra Bullock pulls gum off her seat, and everybody in the LAPD gets fired. That commentary is available right here, right now. What do you do... what do you do? (Don't shoot the hostage, just have a listen)

    Episode 40: Lordy, Lordy, Movies N Shit is 40 (episodes old)!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 99:03

    In this landmark episode of Movies N Shit, the fellas discuss the correct viewing order of the Fast and the Furious series before talking Movies They’ve Seen (3:59) since last time, both back in the theaters and at home. TV Talk (33:25) includes thoughts on shows with 26 episode seasons as well as Marvel shows and a return to the OC, bitches! Entertainment News (50:26) kicks off with Indiana Jones casting updates before devolving into a discussion about parallel universe casting crossovers between the Die Hard and Lethal Weapon films. Finally, Guess That Rotten Tomato Score features Guy Ritchie films (1:12:59) and Patrick presents this week’s Hidden Gems (1:34:07). Apologies to the millions of Lord of the Rings fans who tune in each week… we ran out of time.

    Minisode: Oscars 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 28:02

    The Oscars sucked this year, but that didn’t stop us from recording our annual Oscar Special!

    Episode 39: “Not Like This” Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 102:58


    This time on Movies N Shit, the fellas talk a lil’ shit about therapy, Ridley Scott, and the Beverly Hills Cop series before discussing Movies They’ve Seen (14:02) since last time, with a special emphasis on the Snyder cut of Justice League (34:37). TV Talk includes thoughts on the Grammys, Derry Girls, and the NCAA tournament (56:24) and Entertainment News (41:11) includes notable losses, upcoming trailers, and a brief discussion about the 2021 Oscars (1:21:07). Then it’s on to this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score yet, DC Extended Universe Edition (1:27:31). As always, things wrap up with a pair of Hidden Gems (1:38:56) you’ll be glad you checked out after you finished listening to this podcast. Apologies to our many Lord of the Rings fans… an in depth discussion about the Lord of the Rings reunion with Stephen Colbert has been rescheduled for episode 40.


    Episode 38: Our Happy Place… Talkin’ Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 78:01


    This time on Movies N Shit, the boys reminisce about the pre-COVID, golden era of Adam Sandler before discussing Movies They’ve Seen (10:00) since last time. TV Talk includes thoughts on the sobering Allen vs Farrow documentary as well as a brief discussion about superheroes and aliens (30:00). Entertainment News (41:11) kicks off with the reopening of Movie Theaters in LA! Enjoy a brief recap of the Golden Globe winners (53:16), if you want to, but honestly, who cares? Then it’s on to the most personal Guess That Rotten Tomato Score yet, Kelly’s Childhood Toys Edition (1:02:41). As always, things wrap up with a pair of Hidden Gems (1:12:42). Due to time restraints, an in depth discussion about the Lord of the Rings reunion with Stephen Colbert has been rescheduled for episode 39. Stay tuned.


    Episode 37: We’re 2 years old and may or may not be too old for this sh*t

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 126:25

    On the Movies N Shit 2-year anniversary episode, the boys discuss how cannibalism is problematic and highlight some listener feedback before engaging in a lengthy discussion about Movies We’ve Seen (11:16) since last time. TV Talk includes a fun new show about aliens (52:06); Entertainment News (1:03:22) includes notable losses, new trailers, and the impact of COVID on production and distribution. Enjoy a brief Golden Globes preview (1:27:39) before the latest Guess That Rotten Tomato Score, Alien Edition (1:45:33). Then, as always, we wrap up with Hidden Gems (2:02:00) to get you through those cold, lonely nights. Special shout-out this week to our newest listener, Ted Hackmann. You really are our newest listener, and we can’t wait to have you on the pod when we record our Dances with Wolves commentary.

    Episode 36: A Podcast Episode In & Of Itself

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 98:53

    This week on Movies n Shit, the fellas talk briefly about Kelly’s dreams and one of Patrick’s many unproduced screenplays before diving straight into a lengthy segment of what we’ve seen since last time (9:25). TV Talk primarily revolves around Marvel’s Wandavision (56:55), there’s a nice, little Entertainment News update (1:07:28), and then your regularly scheduled Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:18:43), Terminator Edition. This episode concludes with an in-depth conversation about a very special Hidden Gem (1:46:49), highly recommended by Patrick. Highlights from today’s episode include a conversation where your hosts solve the water-based math problem from Die Hard with a Vengeance, plus a brief discussion about the nature of pure evil. Enjoy!

    Commentary 13: Broken Arrow (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 120:32

    A broken what? I don’t know what’s scarier... John Woo making the movie Broken Arrow or the Movies N Sh*t guys doing a feature length Broken Arrow commentary

    Commentary 13: Broken Arrow (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 120:32

    A broken what? I don’t know what’s scarier... John Woo making the movie Broken Arrow or the Movies N Sh*t guys doing a feature length Broken Arrow commentary

    Episode 35: Hindsight is 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 115:12

    We begin our 2021 podcast season with notable errors and listener feedback from 2020 (3:54), as well as our first ever edition of listener Kevin’s Pitch! Then, it’s a deep dive into Movies We’ve Seen (10:15) and boy, have we seen a lot since last time. Highlights include a nostalgic look back at the Blockbuster era and a final recap of movies for the holiday season. We carve out a little bit of time for TV Talk (54:29) but mainly we just gush over the karate soap opera of our time, Cobra Kai. We also offer an update on Entertainment News (1:18:05) before presenting to you with an impossibly fun Mission: Impossible edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:40:32). As we did throughout 2020 and will continue to do in 2021, we conclude today’s conversation with a couple of Hidden Gems (1:46:49) to keep you entertained until you can finally get vaccinated. The Movies n Shit podcast… Wow, what a Difference!

    Commentary 12: Die Hard (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 153:31

    On the 12th day of Christmas, Hans Gruber gave to Nokatomi -- 12 terrorists in a building. The listeners have spoken and Die Hard is definitively a Christmas movie, so welcome to the party, pals! It's the ultimate Christmas movie commentary of the all-time action classic. Joyful, Joyful, we adore this flick -- the gun fights, the banter, the Christmas music, the Euro-trash, both Special Agent Johnsons, the lens flares, the heart to hearts with Sgt. Al Powell, and the........... cigarettes. We love it all, and so will you. So sit down, take off your shoes and your socks, put on your headphones, have a watch and a listen while you make fists with your toes. All things being equal, we'd rather be right here with you than in Philadelphia. Merry Christmas.

    Commentary 12: Die Hard (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 153:31

    On the 12th day of Christmas, Hans Gruber gave to Nokatomi -- 12 terrorists in a building. The listeners have spoken and Die Hard is definitively a Christmas movie, so welcome to the party, pals! It's the ultimate Christmas movie commentary of the all-time action classic. Joyful, Joyful, we adore this flick -- the gun fights, the banter, the Christmas music, the Euro-trash, both Special Agent Johnsons, the lens flares, the heart to hearts with Sgt. Al Powell, and the........... cigarettes. We love it all, and so will you. So sit down, take off your shoes and your socks, put on your headphones, have a watch and a listen while you make fists with your toes. All things being equal, we'd rather be right here with you than in Philadelphia. Merry Christmas.

    Minisode: The Mandalorian Season 2 Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 26:48

    This is the way... to get your fix of Star Wars talk. Tune in for a quick chat about The Mandalorian, Season 2 finale.

    Episode 34: Miracle on our 34th Podcast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 96:01

    From the opening clip, you’re gonna feel this podcast in your fingers and in your toes. We kick off our second-ever holiday special by talking Movies We’ve Seen (5:24) since last time, highlighted by an in-depth examination of Happiest Season and another unresolved debate about Star Wars (23:58). TV Talk (32:13) includes the ongoing magnificence of Mandalorian, our ongoing issues with Star Trek: Discovery, the return of Animaniacs, and a shit-load of Christmas specials. In Entertainment News (53:44) we talk the death of Darth Vader, the mysterious Utah Monolith, upcoming Christmas (sort of) releases and more! We cover our personal favorite holiday-themed flicks (1:04:52), then dive into another edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score, special heart-warming holiday movie edition (1:27:28). And lastly, as a special gift to our listeners, we provide a couple of holiday-themed Hidden Gems (1:14:14). Merry Christmas, happy holiday listening, and god bless us, everyone! moviesnshit.com

    Episode 33: What is — She has entrapped me… and Sean Connery?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 80:17


    Today’s discussion begins with a heartfelt tribute to a one-of-one cinematic legend, Sean Connery before your regularly scheduled segment of Movies We’ve Seen (13:00) where we wrap up the Halloween themed flicks we finished watching in October, talk drug enhanced movies, Malick, Romero, Spielberg, and Bill Murray. TV Talk (31:51) includes election coverage, documentary series The Comedy Store, Star Wars space spiders and more. In Entertainment News (40:26) features more Connery talk — including a video tribute you can watch on Movies n Shit instagram — and a discussion about the legacy of Alex Trebek and 36 years of Jeopardy (48:19). After the news, there’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score, obviously the Sean Connery edition (1:03:07) and as always a couple of Hidden Gems (1:14:14). It all wraps up with our first-ever British fan phone call for your listening pleasure. Here endeth the podcast.


    Commentary 11: Se7en (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 141:59

    It's our eleventh commentary episode and the movie is Se7en (not to be confused with Seven... or Slevin, for that matter). We invite you to descend into the hellscape that is David Fincher's ultimate mid-90s work of dark art. Impeccable tone, the elegance of Freeman, and the befuddled brilliance of hot, young, newcomer Pitt. Travel back in time with Movies N Shit, listen as Kelly gushes over the masterful technique of Fincher's team, and Patrick says, "Ugh, so good" a whole bunch of times. You don't want to miss it.

    Commentary 11: Se7en (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 141:59

    It's our eleventh commentary episode and the movie is Se7en (not to be confused with Seven... or Slevin, for that matter). We invite you to descend into the hellscape that is David Fincher's ultimate mid-90s work of dark art. Impeccable tone, the elegance of Freeman, and the befuddled brilliance of hot, young, newcomer Pitt. Travel back in time with Movies N Shit, listen as Kelly gushes over the masterful technique of Fincher's team, and Patrick says, "Ugh, so good" a whole bunch of times. You don't want to miss it.

    Episode 32: Spooky Spectacular Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 86:42

    Movies N Shit launches its 2020 Halloween episode with a detailed discussion about the brilliance of the original zombie movie masterpiece, Night of the Living Dead, a movie that Kelly and Patrick have both recently seen, before a spirited discussion about other Movies We’ve Seen (12:20) interrupted by a dramatic “Night of the Living Dead style” late-breaking 007 news interruption (18:51) and then continuing with part 2 of our regularly scheduled Movies We’ve Seen (22:54) segment. There’s also TV Talk (40:36) that includes baseball, superheroes, and the power of hope in our favorite science fiction properties, as well as Entertainment News (57:53) where commercials and new movie trailers are highlighted (1:04:00) and another of Patrick’s can’t miss movie ideas is stolen as evidenced in this week’s edition of Patrick’s Pitch (1:09:44). Lastly, Movies N Shit presents a Halloween themed scary movie edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:13:43) before leaving you with a trio of frightening Hidden Gem (1:21:16) selections to round out your spooky election season. Shout outs to Kelly’s mom, movie star Chet Dixon, and others. And have a safe and happy Halloween, listeners!

    Episode 31: The Podcast Who Lost His Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 95:59

    Everyone tuning in is now dumber for having listened to us… and for that, you have our thanks. Movies n Shit is back for another round of chit-chat. Today’s episode opens with a bit of nonsense before your regularly scheduled segment of Movies We’ve Seen (3:43) and also movies we plan to see during the Halloween season, including The Lodge, An American Werewolf in London, and many more, with impassioned digressions into sub-genres we don’t really care for and Nicolas Cage, who we do really care for. We kick off TV Talk (32:10) by reviewing the 2020 Emmys, then spit-ball about the brilliance of The Boys and the season premiere of SNL, new shows like The Third Day and We Are Who We Are, and season finales of Ted Lasso and Raised by Wolves. Entertainment News (57:53) features big franchise updates, the challenges of literally filming in outer space, final thoughts on Tenet, not even close to final thoughts on Star Wars, theater updates, and the latest trailers. Finally, Movies n Shit presents a Taika Waititi edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:18:26), and Kelly debuts an audio-only Star Trek trailer that he cut himself, evolving from critic to artist before our very ears. The conversation concludes with this week’s Hidden Gems (1:29:54) for your viewing pleasure.

    Minisode: Tenet

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 40:15

    All we have for you is a word... minisode

    Commentary 9: One Crazy Summer (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 102:21

    (To be read in the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait) The podcast has started! Not really, we just wanted you to scroll to Movies n Shit to make sure you didn’t miss anything. Hey! We’re podcasters and this is a movie we watched with John Cusack and Demi Moore called One Crazy Summer! This movie has all the stuff that normal movies have (and more). Everyone loves it (sort of) and you’ll love every minute (maybe)! By the end of the movie, you’ll feel like you’ve grown as a viewer personally. You’ll feel a little bit better about who you are as a viewer. Okay, let’s press play... it really is a commentary for One Crazy Summer!!

    Commentary 9: One Crazy Summer (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 102:21

    (To be read in the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait) The podcast has started! Not really, we just wanted you to scroll to Movies n Shit to make sure you didn’t miss anything. Hey! We’re podcasters and this is a movie we watched with John Cusack and Demi Moore called One Crazy Summer! This movie has all the stuff that normal movies have (and more). Everyone loves it (sort of) and you’ll love every minute (maybe)! By the end of the movie, you’ll feel like you’ve grown as a viewer personally. You’ll feel a little bit better about who you are as a viewer. Okay, let’s press play... it really is a commentary for One Crazy Summer!!

    Episode 30: Dirty Thirty Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 108:54

    30 episodes! Welcome to the club, man(s and womans)! In honor of this milestone episode, we bullshit for a good 10 minutes before diving into Movies We’ve Seen (10:42) since last time where we bullshit even more about drive-in theaters, the tone of old favorites in new sequels, social media addiction, the shortcomings of American legislation, and more! We rattle off some TV Talk (51:18) that includes new stuff and some not so new stuff, just to keep it interesting. Entertainment News (1:08:47) features recent losses, bitching about Star Wars, the future of casting via Artificial Intelligence, and underwhelming new trailers. This week, Movies n Shit presents a special James Bond edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:31:29). No Hidden Gems OR Lord of the Rings news this week, but we do wrap things up with a critical discussion about The Matrix (1:41:00). You won’t want to miss it.

    Episode 29: A Complex Dialogue, but Not Necessarily a Brilliant One

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 95:37

    An Austin Powers endorsement of capitalism jump starts the conversation this week and launches the fellas into the impassioned dialogue you’ve all come to expect. This week’s shooting the shit includes discussions about Movies We’ve Seen (3:12) featuring Kelly’s problems with An American Pickle, his fascination with Money Plane, and even more talk about Swordfish! TV Talk (27:23) includes an in-depth examination of Amazon’s Hunters series, which may or may not have ripped off one of Patrick’s un-produced, un-optioned, unwritten super-spy scripts, described in detail in the 2nd-ever installment of Patrick’s Pitch (44:02)! Entertainment News (51:50) includes the newly announced opening of AMC theaters around the country, the stunts of Mission: Impossible, Star Trek trouble, fortuitous run-ins at In-N-Out Burger, and the latest trailers of upcoming flicks. And this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:14:39) revolves around the complex films of Christopher Nolan. As always, the discourse concludes with a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations (1:33:00) before not having enough time to talk about the upcoming Lord of the Rings series. Thanks for listening, and be sure to tune in next time for our Dirty 30 Special!

    Commentary 8: Top Gun (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 119:56

    Goodness Gracious, great balls of Fire! If you feel the need for speed, if you’re asking us to take you to bed or lose you forever, if you’ve had your fly-by request denied because the pattern is STILL full... then put on your day time shades and pull up an elementary school chair in whatever empty aircraft hanger you happen to be sitting in. It’s the greatest Naval recruitment tool ever produced on videotape.... Top Gun

    Commentary 8: Top Gun (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 119:56

    Goodness Gracious, great balls of Fire! If you feel the need for speed, if you’re asking us to take you to bed or lose you forever, if you’ve had your fly-by request denied because the pattern is STILL full... then put on your day time shades and pull up an elementary school chair in whatever empty aircraft hanger you happen to be sitting in. It’s the greatest Naval recruitment tool ever produced on videotape.... Top Gun

    Episode 28: Podcasts are Like a Box of Chocolates

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 98:16

    Patrick’s jump starts the convo this week with an emboldened defense of Forrest Gump (2:06). Then, hold onto your butts for a Movies We’ve Seen (15:44) segment featuring analysis of 1989’s Kickboxer, a deep dive into the first of the 1970’s James Bond films - Diamonds are Forever, and more. Enjoy another brief conversation about TV (35:02) with a focus on the future and world building of the Star Trek franchise. In a stunning move, books are discussed (41:13) and a few podcasts are recommended before the latest Entertainment News is covered (49:40) with tributes to some legends we’ve lost since last time [fair warning: it gets dark], the state of the latest theatrical releases, and movie cars you could own. The latest segment of Guess that Rotten Tomato Score features the misunderstood films of M. Night Shyamalan (1:05:19). Then enjoy a few Hidden Gem recommendations (1:30:51) for the continued quarantine. Shout out to 2000’s Reindeer Games and all the real life Space Cowboys pushing humanity forward in this wonderful, shared adventure of existence. As always, thanks for listening, and sincerest apologies for not talking more about Tolkien’s magnum opus, The Lord of the Rings.

    Commentary 7: Swordfish (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 119:28

    This commentary exists in a world beyond your world. Providing insight that you can only fantasize about. Like driving stick shift for the first time with a hail of automatic gunfire reigning down, nothing can prepare you for (one of) the best movie(s) of 2001. Earrings, pencil-thin goatees, techno music, computer hacking montages, expensive boobies, flying buses, cinematography blanketed in green tint, and a bank heist that puts Dog Day Afternoon to shame. Prepare yourself for the misdirection of... Swordfish.

    Commentary 7: Swordfish (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 119:28

    This commentary exists in a world beyond your world. Providing insight that you can only fantasize about. Like driving stick shift for the first time with a hail of automatic gunfire reigning down, nothing can prepare you for (one of) the best movie(s) of 2001. Earrings, pencil-thin goatees, techno music, computer hacking montages, expensive boobies, flying buses, cinematography blanketed in green tint, and a bank heist that puts Dog Day Afternoon to shame. Prepare yourself for the misdirection of... Swordfish.

    Episode 27: Incredible Thoughts, by Kelly & Patrick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 78:00


    This week’s special edition podcast kicks off with a passionate discussion about the brilliance of stupid comedy. Then, hold onto your butts for a Movies We’ve Seen (5:34) segment that has it all — thoughts about Kurt Russell’s haircut in 1994’s Stargate (10:51), cinematic time loop theories (22:46), and movies that just don’t get made anymore…or at least not as well. Enjoy a brief conversation about TV (38:42) with some recommendations that will keep you up at night, followed by the latest Entertainment News, featuring shout outs to some legends we’ve lost since last time (42:50), the content issues with re-opening movie theaters, and the excitement of redband trailers. Finally, Movies n Shit presents an Andy Samberg edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (59:27), and a couple of hidden gems to get you through those cold, lonely, COVID nights. Big shout outs to Patrick’s childhood friend, Spencer Dail, and also his mom and dad. And as always, thanks for listening, everybody.


    Commentary 6: Back to the Future Part III (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 130:48

    Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

    Commentary 6: Back to the Future Part III (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 130:48

    Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

    Episode 26: Welcome To Earth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 101:14

    The Movies N Shit Independence Day Podcast Special begins with the greatest Presidential speech ever delivered, and it’s all downhill from there. The boys are back, and after a brief discussion about quarantine life and the state of the world, they dive right in to what they’ve seen since last time (7:30)… spoiler alert, they’ve seen a lot of stuff. So strap in for some quick reviews, recaps and welcomed digressions that include — bitching about JJ Abrams, the quality of drive-in movie theaters, and the future of stage shows available for streaming. TV Talk (49:06) leads to Entertainment News (1:02:03) where notable losses, movie theater updates, Michael Keaton’s return as the Dark Knight, and the many talents of Jamie Foxx are all discussed. The episode wraps up with Hidden Gems (1:21:21) and Guess That Rotten Tomato Score - Patriot Edition (1:24:40), where Patrick unapologetically rides for the supremely underrated 1991 classic, The Rocketeer. The Producers would like to apologize for notable errors including but not limited to: Patrick’s assertions that Will Smith starred in Eurovision and Joel Schumacher directed Roger Moore in A View to a Kill, as well as Kelly’s stubborn refusal to acknowledge the brilliance of Peter Jackson’s adaptation of Tolkien’s masterwork, The Lord of the Rings, and the highly anticipated Amazon series soon to carry on those brilliant fantasy tales.

    Commentary 5: Twister (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 121:50

    It's coming! Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment. If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymore Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentary is for you. Take a trip back in time to 1996 and enter the suck zone (it's not what it sounds like...we're pretty sure) as we present to you, at least the second most famous movie ever to feature a tornado. Strap in and enjoy the mayhem.

    Commentary 5: Twister (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 121:50

    It's coming! Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment. If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymour Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentary is for you. Take a trip back in time to 1996 and enter the suck zone (it's not what it sounds like...we're pretty sure) as we present to you, at least the second most famous movie ever to feature a tornado. Strap in and enjoy the mayhem.

    Episode 25: 25 Episodes! Already?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 88:27

    A quarter of a hundred episodes in and still going strong! Episode 25 begins with a brief discussion about laughter — something we all need right now — and a brief discussion about James Bond — something Kelly and Patrick both want right now. Movie talk picks up (10:50) with brief digressions into the choices of actors and how perfect or perplexing they can be, along with separate reassessments of Sandler movies and the Abrams Star Trek flicks. TV talk picks up (30:37) with special emphasis on Space Force… both the new Netflix show and the force of the latest installments of the Star Wars documentary series, Disney Gallery: The Mandalorian. Entertainment News (55:41) includes weather reports, shuttle launches, over editing, youtube karate, and (hopefully) upcoming theatrical releases. Kelly drops an all-time Hidden Gem (1:14:57) that may change your life, and everything wraps up with another edition of fan favorite - Guess that Rotten Tomato Score, Alien Edition (1:21:02). That’s all for this round. Be safe out there. And in the words of the incomparable Jerry Springer, “Take care of yourself, and each other.” Sincerest apologies to all the listeners tuning in for a Lord of the Rings update; we ran out of time.

    Commentary 4: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 138:08

    Like Indy, we hate Nazis. But we LOVE commentaries. So we're at it again! The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy. Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats! Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys! This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

    Commentary 4: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 138:08

    Like Indy, we hate Nazis. But we LOVE commentaries. So we're at it again! The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy. Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats! Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys! This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

    Episode 24: Kobe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 87:43

    Like the incomparable Kobe Bryant, this episode is really something special. The show opens with a brief discussion about Michael Keaton (2:02), the GOAT of all Batmans, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that. Post-Keaton, the guys get into what they’ve been watching in isolation, what they think of Tom Hardy, and re-watchable flicks — how to watch them, and why it’s worth it (5:49). They fulfill their contractual obligation to talk about Star Wars and give mad props to Richard Linklater’s Before Trilogy before diving head first into TV talk (41:52). Highlights from TV include modern masterpiece Dave, a Last Dance retrospective, and a total dismissal of the latest Seinfeld special. Entertainment News kicks off at 57:44, the guys say goodbye to some late, talented greats and cover the reimaginings of sci-fi greats: Space Jam and Star Trek, before discussing a potential return of the movie theater experience. As always, Patrick crushes Guess that Rotten Tomato score (1:14:04) and provides listeners with some wonderfully reflective and therapeutic shut-in flicks (1:20:17) before winding it all down with Hidden Gems (1:22:48). Sincere apologies to all the listeners tuning in for a Lord of the Rings update; maybe next time.

    Commentary 3: Evolution (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 118:45

    An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries. If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

    Commentary 3: Evolution (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 118:45

    An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries. If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

    Episode 23: We Believe We Can Fly

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 118:15


    Like the incomparable Michael Jordan, this episode is really something special. The show opens with an inspirational clip to keep you all going during quarantine. Then Kelly sits back and allows Patrick to rant passionately about classic, cinematic masterpiece, Rocky (1:30), why it’s the GOAT of all sports films, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that. Post-Rocky rant, you’ll find reviews of movies like Extraction and Iron Eagle (15:11) a definitive ranking of Hollywood Chris’s (18:41) an endorsement of the Newcomers podcast, discussions about the structure of the Star Wars trilogies and how you can spend your May the 4th/Star Wars day this year (26:57), the eye brows of Rachel Weiss (36:20), and Patrick’s greatest fears (39:42). TV talk kicks off at 43:13, and after a brief discussion about Hollywood’s take on Hollywood (54:00), the guys examine the hottest new piece of entertainment — 1998 Chicago Bulls documentary: The Last Dance (59:25). Entertainment news topics (1:15:48) include Harrison Ford’s aviation troubles and theater chains taking a stand against… Universal Studios? A discussion about the art of film adaptation can be found (1:27:36) before the latest installment of Guess that Rotten Tomato score (1:40:27). Finally, Hidden Gems are provided for your viewing pleasure (1:49:13) before the first-ever podcast post-credits movie clip. Sincere apologies to all the listeners tuning in for a Lord of the Rings update; maybe next time. Stay safe everybody. And if you go outside, heed the advice of Will Smith who said — “Put your mask back on! That’s an order, Marine!”


    Commentary 2: National Treasure (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 147:57

    (Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

    Commentary 2: National Treasure (with movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 147:57

    (Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

    Episode 22: Quarantine Edition, Part Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 82:06

    This week’s episode begins with an important documentary clip about the current state of the world. The guys then springboard into the old stuff they’ve been watching in the absence of much new stuff (4:34) with an enlightening digression into the 90s fascination with Tarantino, desert settings, and coin operated, vibrating hotel beds. The (good) Terminator films spark a brief discussion about sequels, cut scenes, and commentaries (20:14), before TV talk begins (29:33), and the guys gush over how surprisingly great Dave and 80s cop movie references are in the landscape of modern television. The entertainment news segment (38:03) includes iconic losses, cinematic leaps in technology, projected dates for theater re-openings, and more. This episode’s Guess that Rotten Tomato score (55:17) includes the sub-genres of Nicholas Cage and Star Trek flicks. And it all wraps up with this week’s Hidden Gems (1:12:13). As always, thanks for listening and keep washing those hands! Sincere apologies to the millions of listeners tuning in for a Lord of the Rings update; that segment has been pushed back to Episode 23.

    Commentary - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (no movie audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 109:21

    Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes! Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary. We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1990 mega-smash hit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

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