The Greatest Movie Ever Made

This week, the boys take a look at John Waters' raucous greaser musical Cry-Baby, featuring a sexy young Johnny Depp, a sexier redneck grandmother, and the sexiest of them all, a switchblade-toting greaser affectionately named Hatchetface. But they aren't the only little freaks in attendance, because a young Willem Dafoe in a scene-stealing cameo, a leathery Iggy Pop in pure freak mode, and your two resident freaks, David and Justus, are also along for this ride through Waters' insane maximalist satire! It's Cry-Baby, this week on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Cry-Baby (1990) is directed by John Waters and stars Johnny Depp, Amy Locane, Susan, Tyrrell, Iggy Pop, and Ricki LakeMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, David and Justus dive first into John Wick's world of assassins, intrigue, and like, so much kung fu. By random chance, they have landed on the series' third installment, a film rife with memorable villains, brutal knife fights, attack dogs, motorcycles, and horses kicking dudes in the face. Is Keanu Reeves' third outing as the world's greatest wife guy/assassin the Greatest Movie Ever Made?John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) is directed by Chad Stahelski and stars Keanu Reeves, Halle Berry, Ian McShane, Laurence Fishburne, and Mark DacascosMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, the boys discuss Wes Anderson's classic family black comedy, full of offbeat humor, rich detail, and fundamentally flawed characters trying to figure out their depressing lives. That sounds fun? How do they react to this surprisingly sad movie and could it possibly be the Greatest Movie Ever Made?The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) is directed by Wes Anderson and stars Gene Hackman, Anjelica Huston, Ben Stiller, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Luke Wilson.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, David and Justus light the fuse and talk about the beginning to the Mission: Impossible film franchise. It's a white knuckle thrill ride filled with Jon Voight jump scares, bad 90's movie hacking, Ving Rhames being awesome, and Xenu's favorite son kicking off his larger than life action star persona. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tune in to this explosive episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Mission: Impossible (1996) is directed by Brian DePalma and stars Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Emmanuelle Béart, Henry Czerny, and Jean RenoMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The boys try to cheat death's design this week and discuss the fifth installment of this CGI blood filled horror franchise. In other news, David announces a new career change that will undoubtedly change the course of the podcast. But can the Final Destination series change course, cheat death, and possibly deliver The Greatest Movie Ever Made?Final Destination 5 (2011) is directed by Steven Quale and stars Nicholas D'Agosto, Emma Bell, Miles Fisher, Courtney B. Vance, and David KoechnerMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, the boys return to the wild and wacky world of Cannon Films to cover what might be the Citizen Kane of the Golan and Globus oeuvre. Journey to the exotic and ancient land of Phoenix, Arizona for a supernatural martial arts aerobics adventure, where V8 juice is an aphrodisiac, golf courses become violent battlegrounds, and so many dudes fall off motorcycles. Only a ninja can destroy a ninja, and only Justus and David can determine if Ninja III is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Ninja III: The Domination (1984) is directed by Sam Firstenberg and stars Sho Kosugi, Lucinda Dickey, Jordan Bennett, David Chung, and Dale Ishimoto.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, Justus and David hit one more rep, flex their muscles, and cum day and night as they discuss this classic bodybuilding documentary, starring the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger. This former Mr. Olympia might be a champion on the bodybuilding stage, but does he have what it takes to win the prestigious honor of The Greatest Movie Ever Made?Pumping Iron (1977) is directed by George Butler and Robert Fiore and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno, Mike Katz, Serge Nubret, and Franco Columbu.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

TGMEM has an ultra beefy episode about the ultra beefy guns and biceps of James Cameron's ultra beefy sequel that boldly asks “what if there were more than one alien this time?” Does Big Jim successfully follow up Ridley Scott's original, or is it game over, man, game over? It's another Alien day on The Greatest Movie Ever Made and this time, it's war!Aliens (1986) is directed by James Cameron and stars Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, and Lance Henriksen.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Praise the Lord! TGMEM is covering yet another adaptation of the book of Exodus, but this one has absolutely zero musical sing-alongs and definitely has an extrabiblical romance that takes up too much of the run time! But then again, it also has Yul Brynner's huge biceps and a hell of a Charlton Heston fake beard, so hopefully those make this movie's four hour journey worth it. What's the 11th commandment? It's “thou shalt listen to The Greatest Movie Ever Made!”The Ten Commandments (1956) is directed by Cecil B. DeMille and stars Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Anne Baxter, Edward G. Robinson, and Yvonne De Carlo.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Things get spooky and witchy this week. The boys turn to High Priestess Pod for a movie suggestion and she conjures up a groovy and offbeat low budget 60's horror throwback that's full of floppy dicks, slimy misogynists, and jars full o' piss! Get ready to fall under the spell of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!The Love Witch (2016) is directed by Anna Biller and stars Samantha Robinson, Gian Keys, Laura Waddell, Jeffrey Vincent Parise, and Jared Stanford. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

G'day! This week, Justus and David hop on kangaroos and ride to the lawless outback of the land down under, where the only thing stinkier than the sweaty outlaws and more rotten than their yellow teeth is colonial racism. The Proposition is a unique take on the western that's sure to be a bad time, but maybe this bad time movie could be The Greatest Movie Ever Made!The Proposition (2005) is directed by John Hillcoat and stars Guy Pearce, Ray Winstone, Danny Huston, Emily Watson, and David WenhamMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, our two drinkers of sacred beers discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' absurdist/horror/thriller/black comedy/family drama/fable/Greek tragedy thing steeped in rancid vibes, Barry Keoghan being a weird freak, and Colin Farrell looking despondent. Don't worry, they didn't forget to talk about the spaghetti scene, they just almost forgot to talk about it because they're idiots. This and other quality film criticism are in store for you on this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made!The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) is directed by Yorgos Lanthimos and stars Colin Farrell, Nicole Kidman, Barry Keoghan, Raffey Cassidy, and Sunny Suljic.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Ruh-roh! The notorious Hannah Detwiler kicks down the doors of TGMEM studios this week. Fueled by ADHD and alcohol, she and the boys attempt to talk about the second live action Scooby-Doo 2. Were they successful? I'm gonna be honest, not really, but you'll want to tune in to hear all the laughs and antics anyway. And they would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids and that podcast, The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is directed by Raja Gosnell and stars Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Lillard, Linda Cardellini, and Neil Fanning.Follow Hannah: https://www.instagram.com/goldensparklepony/ Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Justus does a lot of Muppet voices and talks about banging Miss Piggy in this one. David questions if Muppets are experiencing racial discrimination as a result of a human/Muppet civil war. Look, things get weird every time TGMEM talks about the Muppets, but that's why you love those boys, right? Tune in for more wacky Muppet mayhem on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!The Great Muppet Caper (1981) is directed by Jim Henson and stars Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz, Jerry Nelson, and Richard Hunt.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It is happening again. Justus and David once again find themselves lost in another surrealist labyrinth courtesy of one David Keith Lynch, and this time it's his final full length feature, the epic and abstract Inland Empire. It's a bizarre mystery of pet monkeys, rabbit sitcoms, dark hallways, and scuzzy Polish guys. This week, experience the story of a podcast in trouble as the boys discuss if Inland Empire is The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Inland Empire (2006) is directed by David Lynch and stars Laura Dern, Jeremy Irons, Justin Theroux, Harry Dean Stanton, and Karolina Gruszka.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The fourth and final competitor in Jackson Off comes out swinging this week, with the Carl Weathers action vehicle Action Jackson. It's a film loaded with biceps, 80s character actors, and stuntmen getting thrown through glass. But does Action Jackson have enough juice to face off against the other Jacksons from Jackson Off? We're closing out Jackson Off with a bang and ranking the Jacksons on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Action Jackson (1988) is directed by Craig R. Baxley and stars Carl Weathers, Craig T. Nelson, Vanity, Sharon Stone, and Thomas F. Wilson.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Jackson Off enters its third week and a true titan of Jacksons enters the fray. Yes, dear friends, the boys are discussing a Jackson by the name of Samuel L. and his performance in Quentin Tarantino's third film, Jackie Brown. Join David, Justus, Pam Grier, Robert Forster, Robert DeNiro being a crusty weirdo, Michael Keaton, and more to find out if Jackie Brown is The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Jackie Brown (1997) is directed by Quentin Tarantino and stars Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster, Bridget Fonda, and Michael Keaton.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The great Jackson Off continues! This week, our Jackson up for judgment is Jackson Maine, Bradley Cooper's boozehound blues singer character from the 2018 A Star Is Born remake. Can this gravel-voiced deadbeat woo Lady Gaga and climb his way to the top of the Jackson Off bracket? Find out on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!A Star Is Born (2018) is directed by Bradley Cooper and stars Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Sam Elliot, Andrew Dice Clay, and Rafi GavronMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

We're Jackson Off and aping out this week with Peter Jackson and his 2005 remake of King Kong. Swing through the vines of Skull Island with Kong and the gang and find out if Peter Jackson is Hollywood's best Jackson. The first challenger enters the arena as the Jackson Off begins on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!King Kong (2005) is directed by Peter Jackson and stars Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Andy Serkis, and Colin Hanks.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Nunchucks, ninja stars, and roundhouse kicks are flying this week as David introduces Justus to  yet another obscure no-budget, DIY action flick. This time around, it's the crust punk nightmare odyssey of Jim Van Bebber's Deadbeat At Dawn. Join us on the mean streets of Dayton and find out if this grindhouse splatterfest is the Greatest Movie Ever Made. Deadbeat At Dawn (1988) is directed by Jim Van Bebber and stars Jim Van Bebber, Megan Murphy, Marc Pitman, Ric Walker, and Paul Harper Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week the boys take to the skies accompanied by David's brother Matthew and a pig man who can fly biplanes! TGMEM tackles their first Studio Ghibli film from the creative mind of Hayao Miyazaki, Porco Rosso. Don't worry, they do discuss the pig's penis and debate if they would eat him. Soar through the clouds of the Adriatic and find out if Porco Rosso is The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Porco Rosso (1992) is directed by Hayao Miyazaki and stars Shūichirō Moriyama, Tokiko Kato, Bunshi Katsura VI, Tsunehiko Kamijô, and Akemi Okamura. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It's January 17, 2025, and if youuuuuu can believe it, it's time for TGMEM to talk about their favorite movies of the year once again! It was a year of Longlegs, whole concerts that were traps, Lisan al Gaibs, and Octobosses, and your favorite drunken idiots are here to break down all the cinematic highs and lows of 2024. It's Episode SIXTY NINE baby, so get cozy, crack open a beer (because we know you already failed your New Year's Resolution to do a Dry January), and tune into the hottest award show around on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!  Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Christmas may have just come and gone, but TGMEM is keeping things cold and snowy as they venture to the harsh Scandinavian wilderness to talk about The Northman! It's a film with a lot of yelling, a lot of blood and guts, and a lot of butts! Justus busts out a Bjork impression and David tries to get through the episode without dying via coughing fit (spoiler alert, it did not work). Close out the year with this Viking revenge saga on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Northman (2022) is directed by Robert Eggers and stars Alexander Skarsgård, Nicole Kidman, Claes Bang, Ethan Hawke, and Anya Taylor-Joy Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It's the final TGMEM episode before Christmas, so of course the boys are rounding things out with another holiday classic. This year it's the film with the most family friendly depiction of suicidal depression ever, starring America's golden boy and possible pegging enthusiast Jimmy Stewart. Merry Christmas and a hearty “HEEHAW” from us at The Greatest Movie Ever Made! It's A Wonderful Life (1946) is directed by Frank Capra and stars James Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore, Thomas Mitchell, and Henry Travers Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Gather the family ‘round for this holiday double feature episode, covering the first two installments of the Silent Night, Deadly Night Christmas horror franchise. David and Justus tell the tale of two killer Santas, two Christmas Eve killing sprees, and two notoriously controversial holiday horror films. Merry Garbage Day to one and all on this special episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) is directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr. and stars Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero, Robert Brian Wilson, and Charles Dierkop. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) is directed by Lee Harry and stars Eric Freeman, James Newman, Elizabeth Kaitan, Jean Miller, and Darrel Guilbeau. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, both around the TGMEM offices and around the seedy New York dreamscape of Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut! This week, David and Justus explore the deceit, lust, and clandestine orgy clubs of this heartwarming holiday classic. Do you know the second password? It's “The Greatest Movie Ever Made!” Eyes Wide Shut (1999) is directed by Stanley Kubrick and stars Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Sydney Pollack, Marie Richardson, and Rade Šerbedžija. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Thanksgiving's right around the corner, and David and Justus are celebrating with this obscure 80's Thanksgiving slasher. It might have three different official titles and be really hard to find on the internet, but that can't be because it's a bad movie, right? Set the table and say grace with David, Justus, gigachad slasher Terry, Condom Salesman Ted Raimi, and Sloppy Drunk Single Mom. That's not cranberry sauce, it's a delicious Thanksgiving themed installment of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Blood Rage (1987) is directed by John Grissmer and stars Louise Lasser, Mark Soper, Marianne Kanter, Julie Gordon, and Jayne Bentzen. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, the boys touch down on this Icelandic coming of age drama. The only thing darker and more brutal than the current state of the world is a teenage girl channeling her grief and angst through heavy metal music in the desolate frozen wastes of rural Iceland. Crank it up to 11 and eat a big ol' plate of some sort of gray indistinct Icelandic fish meal on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Metalhead (2013) is directed by Ragnar Bragason and stars Þorbjörg Helga Þorgilsdóttir, Ingvar E. Sigurðsson, Halldóra Geirharðsdóttir, Sveinn Ólafur Gunnarsson, and Hannes Óli Ágústsson Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, escape from the cruel ugliness of our world by venturing to the cruel ugliness of the world of Mary and Max, two depressing little goblin freak characters who find love and human connection in each other. Join your depressing little goblin freak hosts as they discuss Max's various chocolate culinary creations, life under President Jill Stein, and the grim thematic content of this acclaimed stop motion film. Chow down on a chocolate hot dog as you ponder the indomitable human spirit this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Mary and Max (2009) is directed by Adam Elliot and stars Toni Collette, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Barry Humphries, Eric Bana, and Bethany Whitmore. Donate to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/  David's music: https://joyuntous.bandcamp.com/ Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, we move on from the horrors of spooky season and return to the omnipresent horrors of capitalism. IN A WORLD RUN BY RICH NERDS only one over-privileged jackass can claim ownership of the biggest tech innovation of the new millennium. But who will it be - Lex Luthor, Spider-Man, or the creepy twin brothers who totally swear they aren't aren't banging each other? Find out this week on Greatest Movie Ever Made (we dropped the “the;” it's cleaner). The Social Network (2010) is directed by David Fincher and stars Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Armie Hammer, Justin Timberlake, and Max Minghella Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Halloween Horrorthon II: Dead By Dawn comes to close with a wickedly witchy tale courtesy of Mr. Dragula himself, the one and only Rob Zombie. Join Rob's hot wife, the GEICO caveman, and Ken Goddamn Foree for this psychological and psychedelic horror flick. Meanwhile, David and Justus savagely critique morning radio shows and the Salem Witch Museum, respectively. It's almost Halloween kids…stay tuned to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Lords of Salem (2012) is directed by Rob Zombie and stars Sheri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Jeff David Phillips, Judy Geeson, and Meg Foster. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The Halloween Horrorthon continues truckin' along and we have a delightfully demonic treat for this installment! This week, Bruce Campbell gets groovy with some Deadites as David and Justus talk about this classic slapstick splatter fest! Open up the Necronomicon and recite the incantations to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Evil Dead II (1987) is directed by Sam Raimi and stars Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Kassie DePaiva, and Ted Raimi Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The Horrorthon celebrations continue with the triumphant return of guest Tony Moschetti! This week, the trio discusses this cult classic straight from the wave of 80s kid power films. Hop on your bike and ride on down to the TGMEM clubhouse, it's time to find out if Woflman has nards and if The Monster Squad is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Monster Squad (1987) is directed by Fred Dekker and stars Andre Gower, Robby Kiger, Stephen Macht, Duncan Regehr, and Tom Noonan Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

TGMEM's spooky season celebration returns with the bigger and better sequel, Halloween Horrorthon 2: Dead By Dawn! The festivities kick off with this genre-bending Halloween thriller, so come on in, stay for dinner, and grab a drink on this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Guest (2014) is directed by Adam Wingard and stars Dan Stevens, Maika Monroe, Brendan Meyer, Sheila Kelley, and Leland Orser. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David and Justus waggle their dicks and become closer as friends this week as they discuss this British comedy. Meanwhile, they still have a few more things to say about The Judge and David discusses his home defense strategy (hint: it also involves him waggling his dick). Crank up the Donna Summer and shake your stuff on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Full Monty (1997) is directed by Peter Cattaneo and stars Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Wim Snape, Steve Huison, and Tom Wilkinson. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

When David decided to pick The Judge for TGMEM's next episode, he didn't realize the insanity he was about to unleash upon himself and Justus. Join them as they explore the many plot lines, jarring tones, and bodily fluids of this legal drama. This week, Roberts Duvall and Downey Jr. unite for a show-stopping episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Judge (2014) is directed by David Dobkin and stars Robert Downey Jr., Robert Duvall, Vera Farmiga, Vincent D'Onofrio, and Jeremy Strong. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Pride AND PREJUDICE? It's more likely than you think. On this installment of “TGMEM probably would have never covered this movie unless someone suggested it,” the Podmaster herself decides to subjugate the boys to this panties-soaking horny adaptation of Jane Austen's classic. Flex your hand as you long for the touch of your partner's hand, practice those dance moves, and get ready to trudge through the British moors to unite with your soulmate this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Now with 100% more discourse about pig testicles!  Pride & Prejudice (2005) is directed by Joe Wright and stars Keira Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen, Brenda Blethyn, Donald Sutherland, and Tom Hollander.  Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Well the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' as Justus closes out the first TGMEM-iversary with a controversial take: Shrek actually bad maybe? Join the boys as they revisit this animated family film with farting and dick jokes and see if this meme classic still holds up all this time later. Shrek may be love, Shrek may be life, but is Shrek the Greatest Movie Ever Made? Shrek (2001) is directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, and stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, and Vincent Cassel. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Justus continues the TGMEM-iversary festivities by selecting this classic hyperviolent Jesus metaphor directed by a Dutch pervert. Join the boys as they talk about the bullets, the squibs, and the 80s acting titans of the almighty RoboCop. Dead or alive, you're going to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! RoboCop (1987) is directed by Paul Verhoeven and stars Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O'Herlihy, Ronny Cox, and Kurtwood Smith. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The first annual TGMEM-iversary continues with the Emoji Movie. Abandoned by God and condemned to a fate worse than death, David and Justus gaze into the abyss and confront the incomprehensible horrors of late stage capitalism. But the scariest horror of all waits for them: the possibility that the Emoji Movie might be the Greatest Movie Ever Made. The Emoji Movie (2017) is directed by Tony Leondis and stars TJ Miller, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, and Steven Wright. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The TGMEM boys celebrate 50 episodes and one year of the show the only way they know how: by talking about some shit that kicks ass. Join Gator Trap and Dicksmash as they break down the mind blowing action maximalism of this little known low budget action film. Crack open a cold one and celebrate the first TGMEMiversary on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Stone Cold (1991) is directed by Craig R. Baxley and stars Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen,William Forsythe, Arabella Holzbog, and Sam McMurray. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

So ya thought ya might like to go to the show? To feel that warm thrill of dipshittery, that movie podcast glow? Well I've got some good news for you, sunshine, David and Justus are your hosts and they've got the most, and they came along to discuss and debate. They're gonna find out if The Wall's the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Pink Floyd - The Wall (1982) is directed by Alan Parker and starts Bob Geldof, Christine Hargreaves, James Laurenson, Eleanor David, and Kevin McKeon. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, David and Justus pack their bags for dinosaur island to hang out with the raptor that says “ALAN,” that kid who harvests T. rex pee, and the ninja Spinosaurus. Is this often derided sequel actually the second best Jurassic Park movie? What are David and Justus' favorite dinosaurs? Can they come up with ideas for Jurassic Park sequels that are better than the actual movies? Is this stupid and dumb movie the Greatest Movie Ever Made? Jurassic Park III (2001) is directed by Joe Johnston and stars Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, and Trevor Morgan. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

TGMEM's S̴̄̄ͅh̸̢̯͒á̸̩̌́k̴͔̳̄y̴͇̓̈̕ ̵̙͂̓C̸̛̻̱̯͋̀ą̵̡̟̀m̶͓͊́ ̷̛̬͆S̵͉̽̈u̷̥͘͜m̵̧̺̺͒m̶̢͛̕ḛ̸̕̕r̷͈̣̗͆̎ ̵̟̲͂̀̆C̸͚̼͗a̶̢̐̑͘m̷̤͉̖̄̋̅p̶̟̮̻͋ came to a dramatic end with its episode on The Blair Witch Project. The m̴̞̤̤̅̀͝a̸͇̮͐l̵̻͚̀̿e̴̬͚̊̐͘v̷̡̠̄̋͂ǒ̸̠̔l̶̹̔̈́e̷͖̜̞͌́n̴͓͘t̴̨̓̍ ̵̜̈́̅f̵̖̅͂ͅo̶̥̜̔͜ŕ̴̠͍̼̓̕c̶̛̰̠̟e̶̬̟̩̔ş̷͂͘͘ present in their podcast studio had long made their presence known to the hosts, and yet they foolishly forged on anyway, discussing this classic found footage horror film in detail. This week, p̴̛̙̲̫̬̆̈́͌͆̈́̚ą̶̛̫̣̫͇͇̲̈́̀̆̚r̸̢̘͉͕̲̬̞̽̓̂͗̾͝a̵̰̝̭̳̪̟̓̊̀̚͝n̸̦̗̯̆̊̄͗o̷̧̻̤̭͐͐͠r̴̛̬͓̪̟̠̣͗̐̃͋̿̎m̸̧͎͈̝̤̳̀̈́͜͝ȃ̴͉̑ͅl̷̘̗͑̓̅ investigator Charlie Anwar explores this final recording, but what will happen when he discovers the truth behind the fate of the Ģ̸̖͓̜̥͚̠̜̭̬̻͚̹̦̗̫͉̞̣̭̳͉̑̎̃̇͋̏͑̿̌̕r̷̨̢̧̡͉̘̭͔̯̦̬̣͎̮̻̯̰͙̝̹̞͇̠͉͚̥̓̅͋̇͜͜ę̷̡̧̢̺̝̥̬̮͍̠̩̱̦͎̭͓̘̙͈̯̯̮̗̥̼̖͍̳̼̪̙̹͋͐̃̀́̔̑͐̃̈̈́̋̈̿̒̎́̅̆̅̾̋̄̎̕͘͘̚͘͝͝ͅā̸̜̜̉̍͒͑̓̈́͒̎̿̇̇̿̚͠t̵̛̳͙̼̭̼̙̳͕͉͚̲͔̩̗̟͓͙͎͇̤̤͙̹͉̻̻͓̫͈̗̪͉͓͓͓̑́̈́̇̒̆̀̉̐͐̿̕͜͜ȩ̸̧͕̭̦̬̫̤̙̹̤̜͎͉̱̂̽̎͂̄̌̀̔̾̈́͆̈́̍̊̍́̽̎̓̆̄͘̚͝͝͝͝͠š̷̛̮̊͋͜t̵̝̬̗͈͖̖̥̪̝͇͇̪͎͋̂̽́͛̔̓̊̇ͅ ̶̠̟̩̻̥̯̲͉̘̙͎̀͊̾͐̉̐̐̎̾̆͋͛̎́̑̈́̿̚ͅM̷̳̣͇̹̳̟̻̪̤̋ớ̷̡̛̛̜͕͉̻̞̙͓̮̦̬̦̭͚͕̘̘̟̭͖̌͑̄̿̾͗͂̍́͑͂̓̆̀͐̀͆̀͘̕͜͝ṽ̸̨̨̮̫͇̩̪͍͎͍͇̪͖̬̘̥̙̫͚͉͍͈̱̓́̾͐̽͆̆̌͛̏̈́̉̆̊̑̇̈́̓̇̒̋̊͂̽̃̕̚͘͜͝ͅi̸̢̤̭̼̳̖͕̤͙̣͚̘̾̔̾̆́̃͊͛̈́̋̋̎̎͒͆͆̔̑͑̅̊̂̇̈̋͆̽̄̕͜e̴̛̖͙̟̪̗̫̱͙̮̅̓̓͌̎͌̉̅̉̉́͂̃̇̂̓̿̍̽̈͛̉̏̋̓́͘̚͠͝ ̵̡̨̢̢̭̠̬̣̟̤̥͕̱̤̦̝͍̹̼̱̜̦̭̺̮̼̝̻͖̼̻̻̻̭̿̅͛̂͋̃͋̄̽̔̀̊͊̚ͅͅͅE̸̡̧̧̛̥͔̺̰̖͈͙̺͍̬̣̹̺̭͔̪͎͍̲̠̙̩̟̯̟͙͈̳̮͈̦̙̫̍̎̈́̏̓́̇̎̈́̔̄̎̍͛̑̑̓̐̾̏̇̋̚͝͝͠͝ͅv̴͓̙̗̱̠̲̰̅͊̽̂̿͑͂̃͆̒̀̋̄̄͒͘̕e̴̼̊͘̕͝r̸̛̛̤͖͈̗̖̤̹̥̝̺̙̩̟̀̐́̀̂͆͐̈́̾̒́̂̑̕͠ ̷̧̯̤̦͖̞͖̝̭̥͍̣̮̗̣̰͕̼͕͙̖̝͆̓͌͊͘͜M̵̡̛̛̼̖̿̑͐̋̽͋̈́̃̋̈̈̈́͛̑̌̕͠͝͝a̴̧̛̲̜̱̰̗͕̓͆͌̉͐͋͛̑̕̚͜͜ḑ̶̡̨̨̲̗̠̫̤̠̲̣͈͓͍̪̘̝̱̥͍̓̈́͗͋̇̅͑̉̌͂̈́̃̑̍̽̈́̓̑̑͋͂̾̋͐͗̚̕͘͜͠͝͝͝͝e̶̡̡̡̛̳̥̫̤̘͈̪̝̲̤̺̤̤̪̪̺̺̬̖̪͕̳̯̥͌̀̀̋͂̏̀̈́̂̀̔͋͜͜? The Blair Witch Project (1999) is directed by Eduardo Sanchez and Daniel Myrick and stars Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard and Michael C. Williams. Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Audrey Young. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio D̷̤̘̹̳̻̖̤̙̪̀̔͝ö̶̡̰̘̝͍̩̩̠̗͙͉͙̻̱͎̖̖͉͓̾͌̉̇͋͐͋̈͝͝͝n̵͖̻̬̳͍͕̠̮̪̙͍̿͗̊̀͠͝'̷̢̛͕̯̠͇̭͖̣͇͇̹̦͓͇̻̤͔͔̋̓̀̑͂̒͋̉̅̊͐̌̈́͊̿͒̃͛̆̌̿̔̎̚͘͘͝t̶̨̨̡̛̛̺̻͖͖̪̣͇͈̮̩͚̘̘̳̫̟̬̖̲͓̺͓͐̎̏͛͂̒͗̈́̋̿͋̏̀͗̉̉̔̐̇̋͆̀̆͌̍͛̉̚̚̚͝͠ ̵̠̪̪̮̈́l̸̨̡͍͖̖̮̫̬̮̫̹̺͔͛̔̈́̐̈́̽͒͌̅̏̊̈́̆̆ơ̸̡̧̬͍̺̥̘̣̰̘̝̮̘̖̮̦̙̈́̋͛̂͂̒́̔̊̓̂͒̈́̔̓̄͑̒͛̏̆̎̈͗̂͗͌̎̋̑̃̕͝͝͝ȍ̶̝̟̖͇͂̆̑̇̆̆́̄͑̈́̋̕͜k̶̨̖̥̱̞̣̝̲͔̞͕̞̗̱̫͓̻̪͔̙̫͐̓̿̎̍̇̉̌͒̑̏̀̈́́̿̕̚̚͝ ̷̡̨̡̨̨̻̣̯̱̗͍͙̗̖̻̱͓̘̫͈̹͎̥̖̩̞̺͙͓͎͐͐͑̓̎͗͒̈́̾̋̈́͂̀͝b̷̧̢̡̙͇̙̱̘͙̼̤̫̠̩̟̣̥̖̱̹͎̩̪̯͊̃̊̔̉̉̌̋̽͂̀̈́̾͐͝ę̷̢̨̨͙̦̠͙̜͈͙̥͔̭̬̼͕̠͚͉̭͚̬̦̭̬̘͈̤͛̾̾̅̊́̐̈̆͑̓̐̽̓̍̓͒͛̊̕͜ͅḩ̶̡̨̨̛̫̜͇͚̥̼̫̯̫͉̞͙̣̹͇͎̦̱̫̱͖͔͙̳̼̜̘̜͂́̔͌̏̓͑̈́̇͐̄̃̀͆̋̀̒̉̂̏͘͠͠͝͝ͅͅi̸̧̢̫̪̬̹̥̺̗̩̝̺̣̤̻̝̫͚̭̥̜̖̫͆̉͐̓̈̍̀̎̐̏͛̈̍͊͗̊̍̾̆͛̽́̀͑̀͘͘̚͠͠͝ͅn̶̢̨̞͉̦̼̳̥͇̠͈͍̻̬͊́͆͌͛̒͛͋̈́͑͘͜d̷̨̨̲̗̥̳͙͉̣̟̭̜͓̝̲̖̦̖̼̬͕̹̥̠̗͗͐̍̉̌̈́̚͜ͅͅ ̸̡̺̰̞̘̖̹͙͕͚̫̙͓͍̞̰̰͚͕̩̝̳̋̀͛̏͑͗̒́͂̍̏͋̿̓͒͛́́͋̓͒̕̕̚͝y̷̧̧̡͚͔̫̠͍̻̙̜͙̪̠͓͎̣̰͈͖̘̯̓̅͜ͅȱ̷͕͍̯̟̳̰͓͚̬̟͎̺͍̳̺̻͌̍̇̕͜͜u̶̢̧̨̧͍̦̰͚̯̣̞̫͍̙̹͉̪̗̥͙̱͖̟̲̖͈͕̹̝̝̳̿̋̃̓́͛͛̀́̀̈̒͊̍̚͘̕͘͠ͅͅ

Charlie Anwar's search for David Scandura and Justus Burkitt has so far revealed nothing about the whereabouts of the idiotic podcast hosts. On this week's installment of the duo's final recordings, however, the supernatural forces that may be behind their disappearance begin to make their presence known in a dramatic fashion. David and Justus discuss a Romanian found footage psychological horror film, and the conversation they would have may just prove to be the biggest clue so far in the search for the Greatest Movie Ever Made podcast. Be My Cat: A Film For Anne (2015) is directed by Adrian Tofei and stars Adrian Tofei, Sonia Teodoriu, Florentina Hariton and Alexandra Stroe. Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Valerie Moffat. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

What happened to David Scandura and Justus Burkitt? In Charlie Anwar's search for answers, he has only found more questions. This week, he explores the second of four final recordings made by the podcast hosts: their episode on the Korean paranormal horror film Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Join him as the search for the Greatest Movie Ever Made podcast continues. Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) is directed by Jung Bum-shik and stars Wa Ha-jun, Park Ji-hyun, Oh Ay-yeon, Moon Ye-won and Park Sung-hoon. Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Tony Moschetti. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

In July 2024, movie podcasters Justus Burkitt and David Scandura embarked on an episode series entitled “Shaky Cam Summer Camp.” These episodes would prove to be the final recordings of the duo. What happened to David and Justus, and does the truth behind their mysterious disappearance lie in their episode on found footage horror film As Above, So Below?  Join your host, Charlie Anwar, for a four episode investigation into the final fate of The Greatest Movie Ever Made. As Above, So Below (2014) is directed by John Erick Dowdle and stars Perdita Weeks, Ben Feldman, Edwin Hodge, Francois Civil and Marion Lambert. Special thanks to Dennis Verrett. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The podcast welcomes Kelsey Hontz to discuss this cinematic adaptation of the off-Broadway musical about a plant that eats people! Join these mean green mothers from outer space and hear about all the musical numbers, special effects, and shockingly horny moments from Little Shop of Horrors this week on The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Little Shop of Horrors (1986) is directed by Frank Oz and stars Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Vincent Gardenia, Levi Stubbs and Steve Martin. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, David, Justus, and the Muscles from Brussels head to Hong Kong to fight in an illegal underground fighting tournament that Actually Totally Happened Guys Trust Me! Join us for the pec-flexiest, screamiest, splits-to-nuts-punchiest episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Bloodsport (1988) is directed by Newt Arnold and stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres and Norman Burton. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Justus and David touch down on some Tumblr sad girl shit this week as they chronicle the nightly activities of a young Iranian vampire who loves skateboarding, eating people, scaring children and jamming to indie rock. Hear our hosts discuss the first Iranian vampire western and find out if it's the Greatest Movie Ever Made! A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) is directed by Ana Lily Amirpour and stars Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi, Marshall Manesh, Mozhan Marno and Dominic Rains. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It's time to solve the demonic Rubik's cube and experience pain and pleasure beyond your imagination! Journey through the labyrinth and meet your Cenobite hosts, as they discuss this film's single cheap hallway set, single cheap matte painting, multiple cheap stop motion effects and the evil floating shape in the sky. We have such sights to show you this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) is directed by Tony Randel and stars Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins, Kenneth Cranham, Imogen Boorman and Doug Bradley. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio