The Ryan Kelley Morning After

Joey Zanaboni joins us to talk Doggies. Freeze it laka ka. Fountain discussion. Albert Pujols making his broadcast debut. Is there crying in golf? Iggy's Mount Rushmore of Porn Days. And we're spiraling. Pool peein'. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stevie Nicks talk to start the segment. Jackson saves the segment with some Nick Nurse audio. Iggy wants to change the oxygen situation in high elevation arenas. Plowhawk with his semi-annual old-school NBA takes. Happy birthday, Jackie Bowling. Jordan Walker's back. Goldschmidt's contract. SaberPlow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim serving his suspension. Early hijacking with tales of Iggy's childhood. Kissin' & bowlin'. Plowsy ate an entire sleeve of cinnamon rolls yesterday. Poutine. Plowsy's curling challenge. Is that seed or mustard? Jack of Fades. Truffle hunting pigs. Mike Prosperi. Tuscany. Frozen Imo's. Andria's brings out the freak in me. Caller Adam with a sea shanty. Iggy wanted to be a pirate. Atomic bomb. Shootin' oatmeal. Age gaps in couples. Rizz Show vs. Fast Lane Homerun Derby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Baileys and Diamond Sports are in court with the MLB. The boys break it all down. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stephen A talking about salad tossing. Mike Francesa talks Sopranos and how close he was with James Gandolfini. Mount Rushmore of television shows. Shooting times for TV shows. Takesmiths. Shannon Sharpe leaving his show with Skip Bayless. Pat McAfee moving to ESPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The start of the summer means the start of sapphic season. The softball HR derby between The Fast Lane and The Rizz Show. Workin on the weekends. Appearances. Reliving Plowsy and Iggy's appearance at PT's. Iggy claims to be telling a story about the Cat, but really it was a flex about himself. Preppy high schools. FPCC breakdown. Stephen A. Smith talks breast milk. Talkign hair restoration. Milk talk. Tim's trip to Vegas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Francesa breaks down the Stanley Cup finals. Matthew Tkachuk. A little Blues roster talk. Iggy scored on Matthew. Cletus. Talking wine. The toliet at Normandie. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get into the Mungenast DFS Showdown. Iggy's Gore Vidal signed golf ball. MICDS. Iggy's closet has plenty of surprises. Dear Deidre about (you guessed it) sexual confusion. Chase Richards. Iggy's love of musicals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Press conference Wednesday. Do you ever think of what to wear when on YouTube? Listener of the Month submissions. Do we have female listener submissions? We break them down. Jay Jr. Swope's Picks. Reliving the Seka and Kitten Nativdad FFF. Pepper & Genie revival. Iggy is ready to caddy for anyone in the FPCC. Plowsy talks about the documentary 'Bama Rush'. Why did Apple TV push back the release of the Ted Lasso finale. Iggy's fish. Talking BBQ. Should Doug get a charcoal grill? We talk grilling. Leaving the house with the grill on. Member guest. Mr. Lix calls in to hold us accountable. The call is polarizing. Matching outfits. Warson Woods Wacko calls in to respond. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

James Carlton in the building. The boys talk about Mizzou recruiting. NIL and portal talk. We disucss a link in which a woman dives into a lesbian relationship with a mother. New Zealand. FPCC talk. The Dotem. The weather has been outstanding recently. Do you think there has been an increase in sapphic play? Tim's lil' BBQ. Paige Spiranic. Look I'm Rich, but I'm Not and Look at my Fillers. Is Iggy trying to get back on the fan pin? NBA Finals won't be on TNT, so the Inside the NBA crew shut it down last night. We play the audio. Big Walt and Matthew Tkachuk. Lefty vs. Brandel Chamblee. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ken comes and goes as he pleases. Jordan Walker's performance in Memphis. We try to play a soundbite from the 20-year-old prospect but the new Adobe is really a thorn in our side. Have the Cardinals screwed the pooch with the Walker situation? Matz in the bullpen. More feather talk. Iggy somehow starts talking about Blacklist. Iggy is dropping names like it's going out of style. He also breaks down the Charles Schwab. Lucy Lawless. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Call in with your lesbian stories. Temps in the 90's today. Get that sweat on, boy. The Pope vs. Brett Hinnen yesterday is the lede today. The boys discuss their weekends. Tim in Vegas. PlowHawk camping with the new pop-up. Talking sushi in Vegas. If the show goes to Vegas, what would the orgy situation be? Iggy speaking at schools. Iggy's time at PointFest. After Doug was dressed down at a wedding for his take on the Cincinnati Reds. We are now a Reds program. Biff & Iggy's tales from Vegas. The Oakland A's are having one hell of a season. The new A's ballpark in Vegas. Heat-Celtics last night. Jackson's thirst trap on Sunday. Succession finale (no spoilers, don't' worry). Plowsy's hole. Jay's Celebration of Life last Thursday. OnlyFans talk. Iggy's tip of the day. FinDom. Larry Nickel joins the show to talk wrestling and lesbians. Fire in the city. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heat/Celtics chatter. Fun with audio of Michael Block talking about his weekend at the Charles Schwab. Doug went after the course record at Riverside. Stan Kroenke. Is Mike Girsch real? Oooey gooey butter. EMOTD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You cancel Tim, this is what you get. Cardinal pitching talk. Jordan Walker. TMA Day at the Ballpark. Brendan Donovan is a ballplayer. West Virginia is lousy with mines. Soot. Sut? Iggy's aspirations. Carnies and Rally's. Voyeur videos. Haulover Beach. Fun with Geography. New Hooterville. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Iggy is giving out tickets in exchange for laundry services. Beautiful Imperial, Missouri. Jay Jr's Memorial. You can sit at Ladue Horton Watkins High School. Melon talk. Pudding dust. Soft pretzels. Michael Jordan rookie cards. Old school baseball stat talk. Fresh fish in St. Louis. Vegan vs. Vegetarian. Beaver disease. Clean water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug's jam-jam. Talking Cardinals baseball and this... odd lineup for today's bussman special. Steven Matz, woof. Joey Zanaboni joins us to talk Defense, Doggies, Defense. Million Dollar Baby. Hillary Scott. Is Plowsy going to try and put on some weight? EMOTD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Akoostik Sessions is banging our eardrums this morn. Mark Hannah joins us to drop that sweet, sweet knowledge. FPCC. Iggy's caddying ability for the players. "Tip of the cap to Tim" - Ken. Stan the Caddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are little holiday weekend boy pigs. The PlowHawk's cardigan. Iggy is directing folks around City Place. Giving birth to perfume bottles. Will Smith. Memorial Day weekend plans. Salad tossing. Hot bald women. Naughty Memorial Day stories. How does one find orgies? Carrot Top. Wayne Newton and Barry Manilow. Vegas shows. We should go on tour. 30A. Florida towns. Iggy's cameos. Iggy will cuck your dad for Father's Day. Cameo logistics. Michael Block telling a story of getting a text from Michael Jordan. Is Block getting a big head. Hand cranking. Camping in parking lots. Plowsy's camper. Lot lizards. We get a stream of conciseness going about '70's sitcoms. BBQing and Tongsmans. Doug's grill problems continue. Dad burgers. Feather talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We play a clip of College-era Plowboy doing a sportscast. Tales from journalism days gone by. Mungenast DFS Showdown. Selling body parts. EMOTD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan Kelley joins us to talk it over. Lern came into our studio in the break. Rizz Show. Tim gets canceled. Grade school talk. Remorse. More grill talk. Slab on a rock. Bailey's situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim will be going to the Pre-K graduation at 9. We lead off with some creationism talk. Then we smoothly transition to Gen Z going out in their underwear. Journalism. Michael Block. Plowsy plans for Six Flags this weekend. Eating at the theme park. Doug's grill problems. Talking charcoal vs. gas. What kind of siding is for the poors? We talk meat, baby. Why was the PGA Championship less watched? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm not a damn Al Roker. Iggy is the president of the Megan Meier foundation. Iggy will be selling cars for a day in July. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys discuss the upcoming series finales of popular shows. The Ringers top 40 series finales of the 21st century. The boys break it down. Pepper n' Genie vs. Film snobs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim will be on the search for an orgy this weekend in Vegas. Cardinals lose last night. RIP Rick Hummel. The boys talk it over about the Commish. Plowsy's snacks. We transition right into donut talk. Gag reflex's. Where should we play the lemmings? Chairman Steve of Wildwood joins the show to talk it over. Beercats size. Steve claims he is "getting to obesity". We move onto an investigation on if this TikTok girl is Ella Reese. Larry Nickel joins for the WWE Recap. TMA Day at the Ballpark. Jackson's DMs. The toilet at Normandie on Thursday. Downtown. Caller Buzz calls in to talk dumps. Buzz also talks fingers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's very jarring when they play our show on the speakers around the building. Boy chest. TMA float trip. Otter talk. Gerbil snakes. Sporting KC and their shots fired at St. Louis. Are we the soccer capital of the US? Let's drink some mustard. "Hi, I'm Ken. Here are some words. Welp, see ya later". Joey Zanaboni's call of Roman Burki's save. Scott's Wrinkled Ballsack's wife. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackson down bad after no sleep and a bad performance in the FPCC. Jackson choked. Tim and Cletus' match. The Pope vs. Brett Hinnen. Beercats caddied for Tim. Jackson's trip to the ballpark. Giveaways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We may need a 5-hour show today to address everything. Press Conference Wednesday. Nolan Gorman, Doug says he should play everyday. Balloon Party Doug. Dotem Pre-Party. The Dotem scoreboard. "Jehovah must have been with us." Hole 12 was a real pony. Players struggled to reach that brutal par 3 (115 yards, downhill with no trouble anywhere). Have we groomed our listeners into being into guys? The PlowCouple & Lisa Ann's date on Friday. Peacemaker. Someone swiped Iggy's bowling ball. Giveaways. St. Louisan and PGA Pro Michael Block's performance at the PGA Championship. Laissez-faire attitudes. Brooks. LIV's future. Pepper me with your kisses. The DP Tour. Michael Wellington joins the program to talk Dotem and Michael Block. We do the live drawing of the EDF raffle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PlowHawk on remote. Someone is making a parking error. Lisa Ann berates them. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Dotem song is special. Did a walrus go down yesterday? PGA Pro making a little run at the PGA Championship. Iggy's tales of fake bots. AOL chat rooms. Lisa Ann is on campus! She talks about her dinner last night at Olive + Oak. How were the sapphic couple? Jackson and Lisa Ann talk about NBA hoops. Has Lisa ever pegged a gentleman? Lisa Ann on kinks. StrodeCast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live at Normandie! Doug and Plowsy's game on #12 yesterday. Iggy claims someone left some logs in the terlet yesterday. Doug says if you have to go #2, you need to withdraw. The Redbirds ripped up the Dodgers last night. The audio on YouTube is good stuff! Thanks Dodie! Thanks Joey! Iggy is on his redemption arc. Jackson regales us with tales of self-tanners and strip clubs. Jackson's weight loss. Prod Joe and Andy Dick. Our remote board op Grant catches shrapnel and fisting requests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gimme dat daddy butter. The players have gathered. FPCC. Cletus is playing the senior tees. Iggy's stories from the LPGA tour. Lisa's hottest players in sports. Stag stars. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Dotem song hits different at Normandie. Lisa Ann and Scott's Wrinkled Ballsack's Wife. Plowsy is hammering donuts. Janie the Lesbian. Wemby. Lisa and Iggy talk AVN awards. More on the Lisa Ann dating game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live at the Dotem! The YouTube audio isn't working and the audience hates us. Recapping last night's pre-party. The Lisa Ann dating game. PlowHawk is still red hot. The conditions at Normandie are choice. Jackson's haircut. The listeners are upset with Jackson. Lisa Ann is on campus! Talking fantasy baseball and footbat. Cuckin'. Scott's Wrinkled Ballsack's wife. Tribbin'. What spot in Missouri has the most tribbing. Lisa denies Jackson wetting the bed in Jamaica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Should we do a TMA fashion show? Iggy wants to wear makeup. Smokey eyes. Iggy's trip to see the Cure. Who's he taking? Age gaps in relationships. EMOTD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan Kelley joins the program. Mungenast DFS showdown. Flip Wilson joins the show to try and guess Iggy's DFS lineup. Talking about youth coaching. Plowsy's bowels. Jackson Mahomes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's officially Dotem season! We will be live at Maggie O's in Sunset Hills with the great Lisa Ann tonight. The putting challenge going on at the tournament. Did Jackson wet the bed in Jamaica?Life vest. Talking about Lambert airport. How many layovers will Lisa have on her way to the Garden State of the Great Plains? Keeping score at the Dotem. Cletus. Is Bill Wife's real? We have municipality warfare going on in our text inbox. Iggy wants to live the farming life. Caller Adam joins the show to ask a question. Caller Ellen. TMA Family Tree. Fats Domino. StrodeCast for the Dotem. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 in 12... John Denton joins the program to talk about these red hot Redbirds. Talking Jack Flaherty, Wilson Contreras, and Nolan Gorman. More topics with John. Breaking news, Todd Callahan advances to the sweet 16. More FPCC talk. Nelly. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Dotem song. We play the audio from the Bluejays broadcast talking about Aaron Judge glancing towards his dugout before his 2nd homer last night. We also play Judge's response to it. The boys break it down. Power ranking tongues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug demands we talk about the FPCC over the Redbirds 17-run victory yesterday. Cletus is going to play from the senior tees. Doug weighs in. Plowsy gives a retroactive take on Corey Patterson. Doug is fully dressed in Brewer Blue. Arenado has caught fire. Gorman is putting up big boy numbers, yet he still needs to ride the pine from time to time. Jack Flaherty had a dominating performance. 10 K's in 7 innings of work. Doug says Contreras took an online course on how to catch. Jack gives a "cheeky little nod" to the velo question of last week. Piggyback season. The headline on Derrick Goold's article. Cardinals odds to win the central and WS. Who are the WS favorites? Doug updates us on the Vaughn Index. The StrodeCast predicts possible rain on Friday. Doug is so unrelatable. The Dotem preview video. There will be treats and beverages aplenty on the course. PlowHawk predicts he will eat 6 donuts. NHL playoffs. Who is Doug's least favorite fanbase, Philly or Boston? We really inform the listening audience about the city of Philadelphia. Talking about processing the audio for the podcast. The skeleton. Iggy and the Minnesota Vikings cheerleader. The FCC won't let me be, or let me be me. Ball striking. PGA Championship this week. Oakland A's had 2,000 fans last night. New Swope's Picks on Jay Jr. coming soon. Bo Van Pelt was out at Gateway trying to qualify. Larry Nickel joins us for the WWE Recap. Previewing the PGA Championship. Who will win the Dotem? Wellington is willing to track Cletus' group for scoring purposes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Talking a little golf. StrodeCast. Iggy's 3 wood. Biff joins the show and kind of breaks it all down. MFF's. Edgar Allen Poe. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's going on in the YouTube chat? Jackson sends a link about a couple being far apart in age yet bisexual. Doug scolds Jackson for the bad link. Ted Lasso. TV shows. The most famous person we have ever spoken with (non-interview). Fantasy baseball. FPCC results. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Dais! Full Dais! Red Alert! We fill in Iggy on the FPCC controversy from Friday. It's Dotem Week! Buck Swope and his audio brilliance. How is Iggy feeling today? Iggy watched a bunch of LIV golf. The Cardinals are coming, tra-la. Little sweep in Boston never hurt anybody. Nolan Arenado, how do you do? John Mozeliak audio from KMOX discussing the Contreras situation. Normandie conditions for Thursday and Friday. Plowsie's recaps his weekend round. Doug's got a grilling issue. We start talking smoking and BBQ'ing. NBA and NHL playoffs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackson will be on the Celebrity Shot Hole at The Dotem. The moment we've been waiting for: Plowsy's weigh-in. Stunning development that no one saw coming. Jetskis. Eastbound and Down. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fallout from #CoinGate. Jackson's chest hair. Jackson stood his ground against Jamie Rivers yesterday in the Hubbard hallway after being confused about for whom Alex Pietrangelo plays. Audio from the confusion on yesterday's Balloon Party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big coin flip coming up at 8:00. Body shots at The Dotem. Celebrity shots. Twisted femurs. Jackson's showdown with Jamie Rivers after Balloon Party. En suites. Audio of Zac Gallen with a less than glowing story of his trade from the Cardinals. Cardinals talent evaluation. It's coin flip time. Rage ensues. Some are calling it the "lowest point in TMA history." Longballs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cards-Sox this weekend. Let's Go Orioles. Value in the Maple Leafs to come back in their series. Plowsy wants to abolish income tax. Gambling addiction. QFTA: The Anal Boom. The Sticker Bus. Jackson's chest hair. KG and Cassie are done. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark Hannah and Plowhawk workshop their Dotem Snack Packs. Plowsy's lunchable diet. Where were you in 2008? Bif is on the line. Or is he? Fed up with Big Highway. Cocksmen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The texts are coming in fast and furious this morn. Iggy's Saturday music show. FPCC and Dotem talk. Plowsy's weigh-in. Cardinal chatter. Jordan Walker struggling in AAA. Alec Burleson. Adam Wainwright audio. The Contreras signing. Chairman Steve on the line. Baseball stadiums. Big Bend & 40. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Ween Wednesday is so sick. NBA talk. FPCC talk. Six Flags. EMOTD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boys club. We play some audio from Buster Olney's appearance on Balloon Party yesterday. Are the Cardinals the team to beat in the central? We replay the audio from Jack's postgame last night because it's so wild. Good or Bad. Talking AI and ChatGPT. Listener warfare. Destin, Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim looks like a bad bunny. Jackson's hair. These Redbirds are hot! Paul De Jong. Doug picks up De Jong in our Fantasy baseball league. Stedman. TMA timelines. TMA interns over the years. The Dotem next week. Ballparks we've been too. Jack Flaherty's postgame audio about his velocity. People start to get under Jackson's skin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices