The Ryan Kelley Morning After

Joey Vitale joins the presentation live from Paris, France where he and his wife are on vacation. Despite some tech issues at the start of the interview, we eventually get a solid connection with Joey as he regales us with stories of his trip through Europe. We get insights on some of the cuisine he has enjoyed, as well as his thoughts on the culture and sports fandom in France. We also talk a little bit of hockey with Joey and he takes questions from the audience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-11:03) The Andy Griffith Show. Mt. Rushmore of teams that play at The Family Arena. Doug almost got decapitated by an Al MacInnins line drive. Doug loves hearing audio of announcers getting hit with projectiles.(11:11-22:22) This one's for The Chairman. Little lean on EMOTD today. The reporter who asked Bill Belichick about New Years Resolutions apparently went back for seconds. Questions Martin and Doug would like to have back. Hal McRae's meltdown.(22:32-30:42) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-10:28) Tim's 7 year old holds people accountable on the golf course. Great voices. Best male vocalists of all-time. Is David Cline of Hedonism in the conversation? What about Joshua?(10:36-34:33) Go Cards Go. Those games you threw away earlier in the season sting a little more now. Paul Skenes could become the second pitcher to win the Cy Young with a losing record. Who's the Cards MVP? Nice year, wanna leave? Audio of Greg Sankey on The Finebaum Show talking about the new SEC schedule rules. Missouri State 35.5 point underdogs at USC next weekend. Workshopping college football scheduling.(34:43-52:24) Martin loves Steely Dan. Mizzou's 1978 Football schedule was a juggernaut. Fun U.S. town names. Climax, Michigan and The Poundmaster. Colleges sure like asking graduates for money. Who's emerging as the Caller of the Year?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-21:40) Are these high school kids playing in a garage? Cut the Scorpions some slack. SEC moving to nine conference games starting in 2026. Specifics of the change. Who will be Missouri's three requested opponents to play every year. Is Mizzou everybody else's Vanderbilt? DJ is on hold and wants to talk Micah Parsons and Jerry Jones. I think he thinks he called the national ESPN radio line. Mark "Moose" Messier. Big win for Jackson.(21:48-34:34) Dua Lipa brining us back. Happy Birthday, Dua. Didn't get a chance to catch Felger and Massarotti. Audio of 98.5 in Boston taking some shots at Bill Belichick. Can you be abstinent and horny? Surprised Belichick wants all that comes along with coaching in college.(34:44-49:02) Don't cry for me, Argentina. What's coming up on Movie Boy this weekend? Seminal baseball movies. Doug's easy to look at. Drops of the Week. Kevin Pollak. Efforting Porta Potty Guy as a surprise guest. Farmageddon.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-16:11) Special Joey Vitale Bingo Paris Edition today at 8:15. Barge Guy checks in with us. The word cretin is fun. College football kicking off tomorrow in Dublin. The SEC moving to 9 conference games. Joey just texted and asked to move to 7:30. Might pencil in some light vamping for 8-1.(16:19-25:20) Hello wild card, aren't you a flirty little mistress. Playoff percentages. Don't forget about the Redbirds and Nathan Church. They love their hockey down in Florida but the baseball not so much.(25:30-57:47) Joey Vitale checks in with us live from Paris. Just woke up about an hour ago. We lost Joey there for a second. And we lost him again. International calls are tough. Let's try one more time. French art and history. Napoleon. No yoga pants, bras, or makeup over there. Joey loves the hot chocolate over there. Joey wants to walk around eating baguettes in St. Louis.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-7:41) Grab your bonbons and pour your wine. Bat signal for the talking dishwasher. Should Movie Boy be anti AI. Steven Time wants to Venmo for rolls on Mizzou vs. Kansas. What's your favorite dialect Tim goes into?(7:50-11:18) Northwestern has settled the lawsuit with former football coach Pat Fitzgerald. Jackson's got the sniffles.(11:28-20:27) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-15:22) Ranking today's callers: Lix, Paul, and SEC Umpire. David Lee Roth is still performing. Audio of a "performance." Rod Stewart still getting after it at 80. It's an adderall festival. Classic Francesa. Joe Dimaggio x13. Doing molly at the Kentucky Derby.(15:31-25:11) Just can't get enough David Lee Roth. Under Construction. The most injury-prone “what if” players whose greatness were held back by injury.(25:21-34:56) Audio of Greg Assigner on MLB Network advocating for the Cardinals to bring up JJ Wetherholt. Doug wants the clock to start. What about Sampson? Can't lose Fermin. This husk of a team.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-28:29) It would have been Kenny Rogers 87th birthday. Is this a popular karaoke song? Gabe DeArmond's official predictions for the upcoming season. Doug predicts Gabe's prediction. War Damn Revenge. Audio of South Carolina QB LaNorris Sellers talking about offensive coordinator Mike Shula's unique method of motivating quarterbacks. Mizzou's last home loss was against Jayden Daniels and LSU. The SEC Umpire is on the line talking Mizzou in the SEC.(28:37-48:40) What are you putting on a bratwurst, Doug? An essentially grown adult. 37 is the new 30. The Dallas Cowboys doc on Netflix. Scared money don't make money. Mr. Lix checks in with us. He's mostly concerned with Tim. The Dustin Johnson Paulina Gretzky photo shoot. DisneyWorld scooters, are they because of age or lard?(48:50-1:04:57) Dirty Dancing came out on this date in 1987. Notre Dame changing their sports logo? Cracker Barrel with a logo change as well. People weren't happy with the Lix call but were on board with his Disney take. Disney adults. BK is a Disney adult. Doug raised soy boys. Joe Buck dunking on Jackson via Tim's phone.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-18:58) Doug, what's the lede today? Warson Woods Wacko taking an L on the Mizzou quarterback news? Pribula and Horn both going to get some time in the opener. He's not wrong, but he's not right....yet. Audio of The Colonel's reaction to Drink's announcement. Look out for Jeff Handy. Doug's hunger strike. Clarity after the Central Arkansas game?(19:06-48:52) Smack those chops. Get this guy a bugle. Was the Missouri Waltz a precursor to dry humping? The oldest college fight song. Go Cubs Go. Was Hella Good Gwen Stefani or No Doubt? At peace with Gloria being retired. Drones are cool. Paul from the wealthy part of West County is on the line and wants to educate us on fight songs and anthems. NFL Fight Songs. Was that one of the worst songs in the history of this show? First day of school pics. Dossier under construction.(49:02-1:05:44) Today's a talk-it-over day, Doug. How do you staff a Marlins home game? Jim Bowden on how MLB realignment might cause us to lose out on great rivalries. Manfred longing for eight 4-team divisions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott Rizzuto, Anthony Stalter, and Tim McKernan are back in the Spread Zone with their favorite plays for Week Zero of the college football season—breaking down market movers, team win totals, and game-day angles with sharp insight and sharper wit. From circling Iowa State's first quarter under in Dublin, to fading LSU's brutal schedule, to sprinkling value on Georgia, Clemson, and even South Carolina, the guys deliver high-confidence leans and wild-card futures. If you're looking for edge plays, overreactions, and week-opening action, this episode has your Saturday card covered.The Spread Zone is presented by FanDuel Sportsbook.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John King joins the program to promote Big League Impact and their Fantasy Football League coming to fans this fall. John also talks about his experience on rehab in Memphis, seeing JJ Wetherholt live and in-person, and the vibe of the clubhouse as the season heads down the stretch. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Holliday joins the show for his weekly call-in to talk all things baseball, food, and updates us on his hip situation. Matt talks about the possibility of a work stoppage in MLB in 2027 and Oli Marmol's future with the Cardinals. Matt also talks about his sons, Oklahoma State football, and takes some questions from the audience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-13:18) Still waiting on Mizzou QB news to see if we can prove Warson Woods Wacko correct. John Talty talking college football playoff metrics. Doug's not happy with Talty. A penultimate change. Doug doesn't tan well. Matt Holliday's future in crime.(13:26-21:21) Is 7 too young to watch Goodfellas? Tim's a pro's pro when the red light goes on. I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so scared. Tim needs a team to run his social media.(21:31-30:05) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-8:28) The Athletic's list of the 25 most impactful TV play-by-play voices of the 21st century. Doug's getting worn out by this list.(8:36-11:09) Bird York. Tim has people wishing they were bald. Birthday parties and Steak n Shake.(11:19-20:21) Cardinal reliever John King joins the show. The vibe in the clubhouse given the team's current state. Losing guys at the trade deadline. Excited to see JJ Wetherholt. Playing in front of sparse crowds.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-9:20) Why'd you request this, Doug? I love you so much, Doug, but that's one of the worst takes ever. Audio of Dan Patrick talking about retirement and why he is ready to step away in a couple years. Ciders vs. WWW.(9:28-15:44) People are more into talking about Big Al's call and the Mizzou QB announcement than the Cardinals. Old TV news stories. Gotta stay on that Propecia.(15:54-44:28) Matt Holliday joins the show and Jackson played Ryan Ludwick's walk-up song by mistake. Athletes walking away at the right time with no regrets. Could he hit if he came back right now? Update on recovery from hip surgery. Finishing his career with a .299 average. Matt's thoughts on MLB's possible realignment. Would player fight the salary cap and consider a work stoppage in 2027? How many racks of ribs could he put down? What shape fry does he enjoy? OSU football.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-31:13) Sweet, sweet James. Hello Wild Card. Fun with contract talks. Are we gonna get a QB announcement from Columbia today? Very sassy Colonel. Audio of Drink chomping ice during an interview talking about his quarterbacks. MASSIVE media chuckle. Vision boards and such. Predictionary for the Central Arkansas game. Olivia Rodrigo. Gabe's topless post game show. Doug likes Gabe's topless business model.(31:21-58:10) We Are The World. Doug sees a sweep coming today. You like this Pallante fella, do ya? Nolan Arenado gotta be itching to come back seeing where this team is. Up in Jupiter? Martin's not gonna step down on this one. 47th Anniversary Meatloaf. Thank you, farmers. Ken Rosenthal follows up his article on Marmol by saying he expects him back at the helm next year. Pegged into tomorrow. Talking Santas.(58:20-1:23:40) Did Martin cross paths with Chris Farley at Marquette? The Matt Foley character was inspired by Farley's dad. Notable Marquette alumni. Jackson doesn't like cameo porn. Keith is on the line still trying to get Martin to road trip to Milwaukee with him. Jeffrey Dahmer jokes. Jackson sniped him. Fungo is next up. Trying to recruit Doug to the St. Gabe's Golf Tournament. Big Al wraps up the trifecta.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-9:41) Southside, to Eureka, back to the Southside. Making mixtapes of Tim's takes. Would you rather be in a closed coffin or post on social media everyday? Leashing your children at Six Flags. Doug World.(9:49-12:55) Oli's comments in The Athletic talking about his job status. At peace with whatever the org decides.(13:05-17:50) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-17:21) Doug, look, it's Terry Crouppen. Terry posed a question during the commercial break. How many people in the world are you number one person in their lives? Deep discussion ensues. Such an existential conversation.(17:30-26:02) Blue Man Group. Hair bands. Who's the most famous bald musician? Martin wants a texter to stand down. Audio of Phil Simms on the call of the Jets game saying Brady Cook has been impressive despite coming from Missouri where there wasn't enough “talent” to shine.(26:12-32:49) Hard to not slow dance when you hear this song. When Walter Payton wants to slow dance, you slow dance. Best athlete actors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00;00-17:58) 2 Live Crew. Doug's time in Miami. Audio of comedian Matt Michell ranking the SEC's most annoying fan bases. Little shot at Mizzou. Most ornery athletes to cover. The YouTube chat landed a blow on Jackson. Audio of Mizzou AD Laird Vietch on the new North Endzone project and not having a video board on the north end zone this season. Hooterville's Chief Berating Officer.(18:07-38:20) It's a good day for some Jodeci. Audio of Michael Kay giving his thoughts on possible MLB realignment, after Rob Manfred's comments yesterday. Look at my backpack. Sounds like Doug is down on Salt Lake City. The Portland Woke. Bunk beds on the road would save money. Meatloaf for lunch. How about a meatloaf omelette?(38:30-59:25) Breaking down the Raptors. BMW coming to St. Louis. Last player/coach in the NHL. Audio of John Kruk getting deep on the Phillies broadcast, wondering who came up with the concept of time. You never go full Vitale. What's up next on Movie Boy? The Great Sports Movie Debate. Pre revenue dividends. Did Biff build the Auntie Anne's? Vegas tourism. Shoji Tabuchi.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-30:03) Uniting behind our love of everything sport. Jackson's hair flip. I'm obligated to ask if this is going somewhere. MLB realignment. No more Junior and Senior Circuits. Has someone hacked into the drops? How important is geospatial divisions to you? Doug's killing this division guessing game. Nevermind, the AL South is throwing him off. Preseason NFL trumps regular season MLB. Doug's not happy with all this relocation talk. The Wire, Doug. The Wire.(30:11-48:37) George Sisler was not in The Wire. How did The Wire affect the St. Louis Browns? Oli Marmol's interview with Ken Rosenthal for The Athletic. Zip Recruiter says Cardinal managers make about $44K. The soft touch of a carpool mom with a Tervis Tumbler. Oli's comments on his future and Albert and Yadi speculation. Predictionary: Will Marmol be the manager on Opening Day?(48:47-1:06:42) Full House. Happy Birthday Uncle Jesse. Future Hall of Famer Carlos Spicy Weiner took issue with the latest episode of Movie Boy. Gare Bear. Do you get a jacket for going in the TMA Hall of Fame? The Balance Sheet Showdown. Still no QB announcement. We're just kinda hangin' out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brad Thompson joins the program live from Miami, Florida to talk all things Cardinals. The former Cardinal pitcher talks about the team dropping 5 in a row, including a weekend series sweep at the hands of the Yankees. BT also shares his perspective on the young talent for the Cardinals, some possible offseason moves, and the importance of pitching going forward. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris Kerber joins the show to talk all things Blues offseason. Kerbs discusses some offseason storylines, some broadcasting insights, and the new 84-game schedule coming in 2026. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-13:22) I've been goated and my goat has been got. Audio of Rob Manfred on ESPN on the future of MLB television contracts. Says things will be resolved in the next few weeks. Doug doesn't like all these changes. You're barking up the wrong tree here, Sailor. Doug's not sure if he has Brazzers. Charlie Hough. Jackson Mamdami. Why are people so bitter? The knockout punch may have just come. The Dunk of Death. Big Steve with the text of the day.(13:31-28:18) This has 'Nards all over it. Sharon really wants us to talk about the Colin Cowherd tweet. Water aerobics. Is Arbor Day the best to ever do it? Parallels between Cardinal baseball and Nebraska football. Pizza = Good. Sock talk. Don't sleep on compression socks. Apple juice. Irreverent Tweets.(28:28-35:37) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-10:31) James Carlton is in-studio and inadvertently trolling Martin. Heading to see Mark Few. Demi Moore's hair. Mizzou is 10-1 over the last two seasons in one score games. James likes the rock M. No dog in the fight for the QB situation. Warson Woods Wacko still reporting Sam Horn will be the starter.(10:39-21:38) Cardinal broadcaster Brad Thompson joins us from south Florida. Is it time to completely throw in the towel on the wild card? Still don't have answers to the Jordan Walker and Nolan Gorman questions. Chaim Bloom taking over with a clean slate.(21:48-35:26) Ryan Helsley's Mets tenure is off to a rough start. Who hurt you? Show us on the doll where the man hurt you. Jackson's had just about enough of it. Martin really wants to get the porta potty guy on the show. Testy Jackson.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:23) Voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber joins us. Just a little over a month from the Blues preseason opener. NHL preseason moves quick. Hockey fans in Kansas City. Filling Kerbs in on Joey Vitale Bingo.(12:31-27:39) You can feel Patrick Swayze coming up behind you. Supernatural romcoms. Audio of John Mozeliak on with Tom Ackerman using the word "org." Thinks the 'org' is in a good place. Not so sure it's in a good place. Progrum. This is where we're at, huh? Golf Boy.(27:49-45:00) Huey Lewis and his hearing. Borat's son was named HueyLewis. College Football Playoff expansion. Replacing conference championship games with on-campus playoff games. Papers is starting to cook with gas over here. The Tigers named both Horn and Pribula team captains. The QB situation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-16:39) Doug got a Cardinal merit badge for going to that game yesterday. Here come the Illini. Here come the Tigers. Cards ranking 19th in MLB in attendance after being 7th last year. Cottleville taking shots at Webster again. Hardo Yankee fans. Sometimes we get attracted to tools and size. Jackson doesn't like doing Man on the Street.(16:47-42:35) Well, the good news is college football is about to start up. A website that exists. Audio of three gentlemen talking about Mizzou not belonging in the SEC because of the rocks. Don't reward that nonsense logic, Doug. Sittin' on the rock is hard on the backside. Doug wants Vandy out of the SEC. Is Outkick a Grifter's Paradise? Don't say rubric. According to Good Bowl Hunting the rankings of the best SEC stadiums. Face painting and student government.(42:45-1:00:21) Smack those chops. When licking isn't enough, you smack. So What'd Your Grandma Think featuring Arkansas coach Sam Pittman. What the hell are we doing? Best racks in the SEC. Hatfishing. The Daily Hog. AJ Clemente's rough sportscast. Audio of Mike Vrabel getting frustrated with a reporter. Not as good as the Pittman thing.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to Movie Boy! This podcast will feature discussions on movies, new and old alike, as well as some broader movie topics and conversations.In this episode:(00:00) - Intro including a brief review of The Naked Gun and a Mailbag! (17:07) - A deep dive into Zach Cregger's new movie 'Weapons' starring Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, and Alden Ehrenreich. This conversation features my buddy Gareth, making him the first two-time guest in Movie Boy history. (1:40:30) - Gareth and I draft 5 directors under the age of 50. If you want to share your thoughts on the movie or send in a mailbag question, contact MoiveBoyJack@gmail.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joey Vitale joins the program to discuss his upcoming European vacation and gives us all a history lesson about the Eiffel Tower. Following that, Joey discusses his former teammate, Sidney Crosby, and the superstitions that take place in pro sports. Finally, Joey talks about the kids going back to school and updates us on all of his wildlife. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-8:39) Is TMA just a promotional vehicle for Movie Boy? Tough when you send a text mean for this show to a member of GenPop. Audio of Denzel Washington with a scathing take on sports media talking heads. Was he talking directly to us?(8:47-24:11) Doug gonna get some bottle service this weekend. The 30 most popular athletes according to millennials. Wait, is this list from 2015. Toonces the Driving Cat. AI can't even sniff what I do? Prod Joe could detect odors.(24:21-32:42) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-14:09) Studying CBS Sports Bowl Projections as Mizzou will take on Louisville in the Duke's Mayo Bowl. Is there a Gator offshoot? Illinois vs. UCLA in the Las Vegas Bowl. Why do guys with neck beards make bowl projections? Brian Kelly returning to take on Notre Dame? Audio of Eli Drinkwitz on not being ranked in the preseason poll, equating it to looking at your ex-girlfriend's IG page. Chairman Steve says he left a mic drop.(14:18-32:36) We've got a Movie Boy theme song! Do grown men with families and jobs watch wrestling? Martin is trying to stir something up with Movie Boy. Chairman Steve's mic drop. We almost lost Steve. A nasty piece of business. Padres pass the Dodgers in the NL West. Sounds like Doug wants the Brewers to win the World Series. Enough baseball, talk about my wife. Jackson's a drop jukebox.(32:45-45:35) Profit SZN for Girl Next Door. Will Yadi and Waino get statues outside of Busch? Will Albert's be as big as stan's? Six threes in one quarter. David Justice and Halle Berry. A caller called in and wanted to invite Martin on a road trip. The New Pestus.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-31:30) Blues broadcaster, Joey Vitale joins us. Not in Paris just yet. Waiting to go until the kids go back to school. Gonna try and call in from the EIffel Tower next week. Crumbly croissants. A little history and science lesson. A story about Sidney Crosby and Ryan Reaves. Crosby's routine. Aesop's Fables. Kirkwood Youth Hockey. Can you call someone's spouse their "better half?"(31:38-44:56) Doug's what's going on right now? Take 2. It's all ruined. Jackson ruined Friday. Apocalypse Now. Drops of the Week. Gabe tweeted that he thinks the anthracite was one of the best Mizzou uniforms ever. We really need the uniform reveal videos to come back. Wolverines are scary.(45:06-57:42) Put $100 on the Cards to make the playoffs, win $1260. NCAA Tournament in October. I wasn't paying attention. Welcome to ROI season. MLB television situation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-30:11) Gearing up for a 1964 World Series rematch. Doug got his first hole-in-one yesterday but isn't sure if it should count. Of course it counts. Can Jackson get Jack Nicholson on Movie Boy? It Joey Vitale in Paris? Blue-collar roots. Sugar Walls. Biff is on the phone lines. Looking for some food recs. Suit wearing drywall Johnny. Jesse Jane. RIP downtown Hooters. Can't go public with the dossier. Segment 1: Yankees. Segment 2: Cowboys. Segment 3: Compare the Yankees and Cowboys. Tim's Sunday Red on a Friday.(30:19-42:00) This one's for Doug for his hole-in-one. The clubs are closed on Mondays, Doug. We only launch players into the sun. Yesterday was a haiku fest. Listener roll call. This show has international appeal.(42:10-1:01:05) So I Married An Axe Murderer. Grandpa makes the best head cheese. Warson Woods Wacko is reporting that Sam Horn will start the opener for Mizzou. Audio of Coach Drink with Paul Finebaum talking about being a Swiftie. Harvey Updyke just got too much Auburn in him.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matt Holliday joins the show on the heels of his son Jackson hitting a walk-off double for the Orioles last night. Matt discusses that moment and his day-to-day conversations with his sons, as well as his thoughts on where the Cardinals are at. Matt also talks about the rise of analytics in baseball, his thoughts on the possible work stoppage, and takes some questions from the audience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam Wainwright joins the show, talking all things Cardinal baseball and Big League Impact. The former Cardinal discusses the state of the team following the series loss to Colorado, along with his thoughts on the possibility of a work stoppage in 2027. Adam also talks about the upcoming Big League Impact Fantasy Football League and the draft on September 5th at Busch Stadium. Visit BigLeagueImpact.org for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-13:26) Is this our best Cardinals song? Savannah Bananas. Jackson's least favorite Brad Pitt movie. Is there anything better than owning a sports team?(13:34-30:04) How did we get into the Communards? Doug doesn't go to jazz clubs. Rod Stewart still touring at 80. Peaks and valleys, Doug. Oklahoma University selling tickets for post-game access. We kinda wanna see this happen. Rising stars in the college football coaching world. There's just too many tiers.(30:14-38:02) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-25:40) Cardinal great Matt Holliday joins us. His son Jackson's walk-off winner last night. Feeling pretty good after his surgery. Staying locked into Orioles games. Teaching his son to deal with everything that comes with being a pro athlete. How much did he use scouting and analytics when he played? Does it hurt to snap a bat over your knee? Does he have go-to restaurants in Baltimore? Camden Yards. His thoughts on a possible work stoppage in MLB. Dodging the cutest teammate ever question.(25:48-34:48) Ron Kruszewski of Stifel stops by the studio. The Stifel name all over St. Louis sports. The Stifel Charity Classic coming up next month. The Pro-Ams before the tournament.(34:58-57:21) Victor Scott aka Argo dropped a new album. Which team has more pressure on them, Mets or Yankees? Should we do the show from Sydney? Mt. Rushmore of movies set in Oklahoma. Charlie Marlow dropfest. Brain eating amoebas in LOTO. Kevin Demoff: Professional Liar.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-8:16) Settin' him up for the davenoport. Nothing better than a call from Paris. Martin wants to sample Irish sports talk radio. A little sample of Dublin sports talk. The depth of the dossier. Bonsai trees and Chia pets.(8:24-22:02) Jackson wants to amend his Mt. Rushmore of Beatles songs. We'll get your asses next year. Bob Cuban. Haikus. Jackson has city hands. Chairman's coffee order. Brewers fans getting free burgers.(22:12-25:10) We end up talking food on this show quite a bit. Can the Blues bring back the cheap tacos?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-25:40) What a Stifel dossier we have today. Adam Waingwright and Matt Holliday will join us. Kissed by the blue devil. Gareth returns. Bullpen collapses lead to celibacy. Those pesky Rockies did it again. Topless coaches. Marmol talking about the bullpen. Audio of Waino on MLB Network defending his take that the Cardinals can be the third wildcard team. Do the Cardinals have a team pet?(25:48-59:04) Does Martin hate Jackson now? Adam Wainwright joins us. Getting Adam's perspective on the disappointing series loss to the Rockies. A broadcasting perspective. His interaction with opposing fan bases. Playing some Mets fan audio from WFAN for Waino. His thoughts on declining attendance. The possibility of a looming work stoppage. Does he think there will be a 2027 season? Adam's fantasy football league benefiting Big League Impact.(59:14-1:16:18) I guess you don't need health insurance, huh? Some Waino pushback in the text inbox. Salary cap and competitive balance conversation. The bottom five payrolls in MLB. Borderline Imus.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With preseason hype building, the Spread Zone crew returns to dissect the juiciest 2025 NFL win total bets. From confident overs like the Packers and Lions to bold fades like the Giants and Commanders, no team is safe. The guys debate which squads are primed to exceed expectations, which are due for a letdown, and which are too volatile to touch. Plus, they lock in their most trusted picks—complete with underdog hot takes and QB skepticism. Whether you're betting the board or sitting tight, this episode helps you separate value from trap.The Spread Zone is presented by @FanDuel Sportsbook.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Mozeliak joins the program to talk all things Cardinal baseball. John discusses what his final few months as POBO looks like, his relationship with Chaim Bloom, and what the trade deadline was like from his perspective. Mozeliak also talks about Oli Marmol's future and his thoughts on how he's done as a manager, as well as the possibility of a work stoppage in baseball in the coming years. Finally, John shares his perspective on the development and performance of Nolan Gorman and Jordan Walker, and also the timetable to see guys like JJ Wetherholt and Quinn Matthews See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-30:58) Cardinals President of Baseball Operations John Mozeliak joins us. What are his final two months like? The dynamic with he and Chaim Bloom. Players not waiving their no trade clause and staying in St. Louis. How he perceives the 2025 season so far. His thoughts on the drop off in the Minor League system. The economic situation in baseball and what is lurking after the 2026 season. His outlook on players like Gorman and Walker. Calling up guys like Wetherholt and Mathews.(31:06-42:32) Breaking down the interview with John Mozeliak.(42:42-49:18) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:40) Have you run into friends destroying your relationships? Does a lawnmower count as heavy machinery? Foot rubs, but now lawn mowing. The Cottleville Webster Groves war continues. It's a good day to go see Austin Gomber. Shout out to Private Citizen Pete. Will Gomber get a standing ovation today?(12:48-26:46) Not a bad weather day for today's Busman's Special. Bucket hats & School Boy Q. Audio of Marmol talking about the Contreras injury. There's room for Jackson in the Tim and Chairman alliance. A White Castle Festival. The griddle ain't the only thing that's hot. What happened to Zaxby's.(26:56-34:45) Well, we were on time. The level of interest with where the team sits in the wild card race. The drop off of the Minor League system.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-24:05) How can you not love Ralph Tresvant's voice? Audio of Drink with Marty & McGee giving his opinion on the playoffs and the low percentage of teams that make the CFP. More on campus playoff games. What's an Ice Head? Steve Gottsegen. Jackson is just firing off great takes. The Rose Bowl at sunset. We don't want Sam Horn to win the job because he wears 21. Goosing smoothies with testosterone.(24:14-57:28) Shaving down Movie Boy. Marathon QFTA's. Ruining the studio with brine. Tis a pity she was a whore. The 61Hate wants some hard hitting questions for Mozeliak. Audio of Buster Olney on BK & Ferrario talking about the Chaim Bloom situation. Martin and Jackson are fracturing. More Buster Olney audio talking about the Cardinals lack of pitching depth. The guys with no trade clauses. Why the gag order on Bloom? One voice.(57:38-1:07:22) Kansas University getting a huge $300M donation. Mizzou donors. Raising money for Tim's winshield. Michael Porter Jr. on a podcast talking about players gambling on sports.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-19:02) Boosie isn't happy. Big X Tha Plug. John Mozeliak joining us at 10. Reading Martin's Twitter replies. One more loss and we want em all out. Yasiel The Boy Puig has been holding Martin accountable.(19:10--35:04) Doug's boy Shaboozey. Nobody takes polaroids anymore, do they? A soft hostage situation. The State of the Wild Card. Audio of Oli talking about the loss and being shut out. Brewers just keep on winning. Franchises with the most and fewest postseason wins all time. You double down, and you move the goal line.(35:14-47:06) Wishing New Edition into existence. Didja get it yet? Audio of Greg Amsinger, possibly at a Speakeasy, talking about the Cardials getting that last wild card spot. LIberatore struggling to go deep into games. Marmol talking about Liberatore's performance and pitch count.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-11:41) What's this song about? Billy Joel didn't wanna be a slave to the rhyme. Doug moving KMOV out of downtown was the death of the city. Liking the rebuild. Quarterback on Netflix.(11:48-18:00) ESPN's Gallup Poll on best helmet in college football. Our uniform correspondent, Movie Boy, has some thoughts.(18:10-25:14) E-Mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-16:19) Jackson mean mugging Martin. Audio from "The Big Picture" Ringer podcast talking about the psychology of the hate listen. Deep dive on why people seek out that which they hate.(16:27-23:41) Why are schools are starting earlier and earlier?(23:51-32:22) What does 'rolling balls' mean? Sports talk radio is in your future, young man. The Danny Amendola of the U High. Doug wants to hold out some hope for a Cardinal postseason.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-22:16) Keith from South Milwaukee, former Wisconsin Whitewater football player calls in. Trying to get the Lance Leipold on the show for us. Questions about Milwaukee chili. Ok, that's enough. Audio of Bret Bielema on KSDK talking about having the opportunity to make the CFP. Kansas getting more top 25 votes than Missouri. Hater or homer? Who hurt you?(22:24-33:12) The Thriller album. Gaslighting and rage baiting. The shirt thing got to Jackson yesterday. Jim Dandy from Mikolas yesterday. Would have been a real gut punch to lose that one to the Rockies. Reds and Mets are right there to chase down. Rockies just might be out of it.(33:22-49:07) Jackson loves Cee-Lo. Kurt Warner's son quarterbacking the Fresno State Bulldogs. Texas and Ohio State kicking off at 11:00 on August 30th is a travesty. Dan Orlovsky's 7 QB traits. Jackson's Joe Burrow swagger. The pillow fort line of demarcation. No accidental brush ups. A very platonic footrub is on the table.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-27:38) Doug's battling some 270 traffic this morning but you gotta think he's gonna be good to us when he gets here after that Cards win. It's Jackson's fault they're winning. John Mozeliak will join us at 10 tomorrow. Audio of Donovan's go-ahead triple. Is Jackson wearing sparkles? Just came from the strip club. Why not root for them to win at this point?(27:46-57:39) How can you not dance with a jazz flute like that? Doug's day is off to a rough start. Rich Brooks took the 2Chopper. Savor the flavor. Not as good as we wanted them to be but not as bad as we thought they'd be. Doug needed a police escort. Daddy paid for these seats, SIT!(57:49-1:15:02) Ed and Brodie in studio. Ominous Ed. Road tripping to Wrigley Field. Brodie breaking down Raw. Larry Nickel calls in and we've got a couple of matsmen coming together. Larry is excited for Nikki Bella's return. Dueling top 5 country lists.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brad Thompson calls in and joins the show to talk about the state of the Cardinals. BT talks about the series win over the Cubs, Yadi's return to STL, and what will need to happen to possibly make a run in 2025. Brad also talks about some bigger picture MLB topics, including the difficulty teams find with developing pitching talent. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris Kerber joins the show, as he does every Monday, to talk all things Blues. Kerbs talks about the Tkachuk family and their appreance on the cover of the NHL 26 video game, some Blues offseason storylines, and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-10:03) It's a link to a Tweet. Time for a guessing game. Top 25 college football games since 2000. Doug's really killing this. He got 'em.(10:11-21:51) This is what it sounds like when the rockstars hit 70. Song not playing well in the text inbox. Some statistics on pet ownership. Gen Z loves gerbils. Prairie Dogs. Every Batman needs a Joker.(22:00-30:00) E-mail of the DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.