The Ryan Kelley Morning After

And we're back... Bike racing. Parenting. Having children later in life. Mr. Skin. Tube talk. Golden showers. Driving. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I'm sure Tim was on assignment. Walking in on Doug & Chariman talking Cy Young's career. Aces. Redbirds found their hitting shoes. Would you rather have Torres or Ohtani? Who is Leather Daddy? Worst academic school in the SEC. A turbo feminist. Scott Spiezio will join us later on.Sup Kirby? Sup Sark? Timmy Trumpets. Lotta swing games is what I'd say. What are you, Peggy Hill? Mizzou Football or City SC soccer? Doug, this is Josh Pate. Ours is the least important industry in the world. Jackson doesn't listen to Bussin' With The Boys. Adult males who play video games. Trying to figure out what Mizzou is wearing tonight. White helmet, white jersey, black pant. Jersey cuck. Dressing like Tim. Marcus Freeman's hairline.Doug calls it B-Roll. Fight Cardinal, Sweep Dodger. Leo Bernal. Chase Daniel on Bussin' With The Boys. The Cam Schlittler situation beefin' with podcasters.Former Cardinal Scott Spiezio joins us on the phone lines. Talking about why he decided to tell his story. Battling addiction was the fight of his life. The documentary, Spiezio, coming out next Thursday September 10th. His dad part of a Cardinals World Series Championship. Working with his father growing up. HIs book, "The Hardest Comeback." Wasn't a big drinker at the start of his career. Escalating to drinking and drugs during games and becoming dependent on it. Teammates noticing his spiral. How the journey affected his father. Making ammends with those that were affected. Finding purpose and identity. Speaking at Drug Church.Sheryl Crow. American League Central is like MLB's Group of 5. Is that a balloon party? Gonna be lots of Cardinal red in Denver. Urias is always the answer. We're just free rolling at this point. Bored with Martin's numbers. Friend of the Show, Hunter Brody, is still on one and says he deserves a standing ovation for turning the Phillies around. Dumb sports media quotes.Robert Thomas named Blues captain. Never cuck the press conference. Will we see a different guy this year? Limping to the break (if Martin allows it).Little quick hitter before we do day 3 of the EMOTD.Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.Joined by Cardinal broadcaster, Brad Thompson. Cardinals picking up two straight against the Dodgers. Leo Bernal looking impressive in his first few games with the team. A Jim Dandy some might say. He could be next year's Opening Day catcher. Projecting Gordon Graceffo for next season and beyond. Has Brad heard much postseason talk around the team? Focusing on each individual day. A favorable schedule down the stretch.Remembering Bobby Boots. Split National Titles. Jackson wants censors on the goal posts. Kool Moe Dee. Tim's Wild Wild West makes the ladies swoon. We're happy to be the target of your kinks. What's wrong with Jackson's shirt? I am thinking of Alan Arkin.Winner of the EMOTD coming up next.And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brad Thompson joins us to talk all things Cardinals following another win in LA. We talk about the teams recent run of success and the wins in California. Brad talks about the pitching, both from the starters and the bullpen. BT also talks about the emergence of Leo Bernal and the possibility of the Cardinals making a run at a wild card spot. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott Spiezio joins the show to talk about his upcoming documentary (out September 10th) and ‘The Hardest Comeback' book that came out earlier this summer. Scott talks about how this project came together and the process from start to finish. Scott also talks about his youth and his Cardinal fandom growing up. Then Scott details his addiction issues, both here in St. Louis and the years to come. We also discuss Scott's father, Ed Spiezio, and his journey along with Scott. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-14:15) Remembering Bobby Boots. Split National Titles. Jackson wants censors on the goal posts. Kool Moe Dee. Tim's Wild Wild West makes the ladies swoon. We're happy to be the target of your kinks. What's wrong with Jackson's shirt? I am thinking of Alan Arkin.(14:23-15:38) Winner of the EMOTD coming up next.(15:48-17:35) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-2:00) Little quick hitter before we do day 3 of the EMOTD.(2:08-17:48) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.(17:58-33:14) Joined by Cardinal broadcaster, Brad Thompson. Cardinals picking up two straight against the Dodgers. Leo Bernal looking impressive in his first few games with the team. A Jim Dandy some might say. He could be next year's Opening Day catcher. Projecting Gordon Graceffo for next season and beyond. Has Brad heard much postseason talk around the team? Focusing on each individual day. A favorable schedule down the stretch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-38:36) Former Cardinal Scott Spiezio joins us on the phone lines. Talking about why he decided to tell his story. Battling addiction was the fight of his life. The documentary, Spiezio, coming out next Thursday September 10th. His dad part of a Cardinals World Series Championship. Working with his father growing up. HIs book, "The Hardest Comeback." Wasn't a big drinker at the start of his career. Escalating to drinking and drugs during games and becoming dependent on it. Teammates noticing his spiral. How the journey affected his father. Making ammends with those that were affected. Finding purpose and identity. Speaking at Drug Church.(38:44-1:04:15) Sheryl Crow. American League Central is like MLB's Group of 5. Is that a balloon party? Gonna be lots of Cardinal red in Denver. Urias is always the answer. We're just free rolling at this point. Bored with Martin's numbers. Friend of the Show, Hunter Brody, is still on one and says he deserves a standing ovation for turning the Phillies around. Dumb sports media quotes.(1:04:35-1:12:33) Robert Thomas named Blues captain. Never cuck the press conference. Will we see a different guy this year? Limping to the break (if Martin allows it).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-19:52) I'm sure Tim was on assignment. Walking in on Doug & Chariman talking Cy Young's career. Aces. Redbirds found their hitting shoes. Would you rather have Torres or Ohtani? Who is Leather Daddy? Worst academic school in the SEC. A turbo feminist. Scott Spiezio will join us later on.(20:00-1:00:30) Sup Kirby? Sup Sark? Timmy Trumpets. Lotta swing games is what I'd say. What are you, Peggy Hill? Mizzou Football or City SC soccer? Doug, this is Josh Pate. Ours is the least important industry in the world. Jackson doesn't listen to Bussin' With The Boys. Adult males who play video games. Trying to figure out what Mizzou is wearing tonight. White helmet, white jersey, black pant. Jersey cuck. Dressing like Tim. Marcus Freeman's hairline.(1:00:40-1:13:31) Doug calls it B-Roll. Fight Cardinal, Sweep Dodger. Leo Bernal. Chase Daniel on Bussin' With The Boys. The Cam Schlittler situation beefin' with podcasters.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The 1st full Saturday slate of college football is here, and Tim McKernan and Anthony Stalter are back in The Spread Zone breaking down their picks for the weekend.Anthony looks to bounce back after a 0-3 Week 0, while Tim comes in off a 2-1 week. Starting Thursday night, they look into Coach Prime's return to Atlanta and how you can bet on Mizzou as they kick off the season against Arkansas Pine Bluffs. Plus, a showdown on the West Coast as Oregon takes on Boise St., Lane Kiffin's LSU debut against Dabo Swinney's Clemson Tigers, Wisconsin and Notre Dame meeting at the not-so-frozen tundra of Lambeau Field, and more.Plus, does the expanded playoff change how bettors should approach massive spreads against overmatched opponents? And could a rough Week 1 loss already turn up the heat on Dabo Swinney at Clemson?LEGAL DISCLAIMERWe provide information about sports betting for entertainment purposes only. Please confirm gambling regulations in your state of residence. To participate in sports gaming, you must be 21 years of age or older and be physically present in a state where sports betting is legal. If you or someone you know has a sports betting or gambling problem, please call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org for more information and further assistance.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Eat a Jerk, Pal. Iggy's apartment. FBI. Passwords and usernames. Wagering. Talking Las Vegas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where would you like to take us, sweet sweet boy? Here. We. Come. Some analysis from Mama McGreevy. Just 4 games out and Daddy Likey. Congratulations to our winner of the August Listener of the Month, Dirty Dan The Garbage Man. His nighttime driving priveleges have been revoked.Feels like playoff time in St. Louis. Audio of Oli Marmol on the homerun festival. That might have been Eeyore but you get the idea. Who's tied up in the Brooklyn basement? Those fries are dipped in batter or something. Audio of Kirby Smart talking about the heatwave they'll play in on Saturday. Al in Dadeville is not a bandwagoner. Dabo falling while running down the hill might unite the United States.There's a couple of hard ones in there tomorrow. Jackson refuses to get fired. And we're 0-1 on the rules of the game. Strode has infected this program yet again. GHIN vs. GRINT. Doug landed one on that one. Why doesn't Jackson have a GHIN? Sometimes you gotta apply some pressure to get legislation passed. The Steamer has bought the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Audio of John Mozeliak and Mike Trout talking about new ownership. Isn't Kroenke kinda hot for an older guy? Can you play lacrosse and be a dork?Big Head Todd. This club is built for a playoff run. Baez got his sixth last night. Doug wants to know how many OF pages there are. Our Philly friend Hunter Brody is worked up again. Slowly elevates guy. Bill Colarula changes his tune on the Phillies on NBC Philadelphia.Jeremy Rutherford joining us in studio. Brett Hull's Ice Guardians podcast. What's Mike Keenan up to these days? The latest on the Blues television situation. Are we back on Colton Parayko as a whipping boy? The economics of the Blues and capping big contracts. The tragic situation with Matthew Mayich. JR taking two-part questions. Cottleville slander. JR pontificating on the TV show about swingers.That Damn Strode. Are we hiring interns? Howard Stern on HBO. TMA Conspiracy Theories. Goin' in on The Neverending Wipe.Taking calls on ATMA. Late night DMs and emails from listeners. Trying to cash winning tickets at defunct sports books. I'll be honest, I didn't hear the question. Does Iggy have $100? Pay me my money, FanDuel. Filtering emails is like grading papers. I'm a cute blonde. Gilligan's Island vs. Swiss Family Robinson. Cuck the stuffing out of that Thurston Howell.No one knows who this is, Iggy. Little behind on breaks so EMOTD coming up next.Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDJust gonna save everyone some time, don't know this one. Some Blues news for your ear holes. Blues have signed a multi-year agreement with Prime Video. Some specifics on the deal.Ummmm, we're back. Airheads. Movie Boi: The Lost Tapes.And the winner of Day 2 of the EMOTD Contest for September is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeremy Rutherford joins us live in-studio to talk all things Blues ahead of the season. JR tells us some Kelly Chase stories from recent days and then dives into the Blues TV situation. JR also discusses possible trades and moves for the 2026-27 season. Will Robert Thomas be named the captain? As always, JR takes two-part questions from the audience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-9:14) Just gonna save everyone some time, don't know this one. Some Blues news for your ear holes. Blues have signed a multi-year agreement with Prime Video. Some specifics on the deal.(9:22-14:36) Ummmm, we're back. Airheads. Movie Boi: The Lost Tapes.(14:46-20:35) And the winner of Day 2 of the EMOTD Contest for September is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-22:17) Taking calls on ATMA. Late night DMs and emails from listeners. Trying to cash winning tickets at defunct sports books. I'll be honest, I didn't hear the question. Does Iggy have $100? Pay me my money, FanDuel. Filtering emails is like grading papers. I'm a cute blonde. Gilligan's Island vs. Swiss Family Robinson. Cuck the stuffing out of that Thurston Howell.(22:25-24:52) No one knows who this is, Iggy. Little behind on breaks so EMOTD coming up next.(25:02-43:57) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-17:56) Big Head Todd. This club is built for a playoff run. Baez got his sixth last night. Doug wants to know how many OF pages there are. Our Philly friend Hunter Brody is worked up again. Slowly elevates guy. Bill Colarula changes his tune on the Phillies on NBC Philadelphia.(18:04-46:18) Jeremy Rutherford joining us in studio. Brett Hull's Ice Guardians podcast. What's Mike Keenan up to these days? The latest on the Blues television situation. Are we back on Colton Parayko as a whipping boy? The economics of the Blues and capping big contracts. The tragic situation with Matthew Mayich. JR taking two-part questions. Cottleville slander. JR pontificating on the TV show about swingers.(46:28-58:04) That Damn Strode. Are we hiring interns? Howard Stern on HBO. TMA Conspiracy Theories. Goin' in on The Neverending Wipe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-13:32) Where would you like to take us, sweet sweet boy? Here. We. Come. Some analysis from Mama McGreevy. Just 4 games out and Daddy Likey. Congratulations to our winner of the August Listener of the Month, Dirty Dan The Garbage Man. His nighttime driving priveleges have been revoked.(13:40-35:16) Feels like playoff time in St. Louis. Audio of Oli Marmol on the homerun festival. That might have been Eeyore but you get the idea. Who's tied up in the Brooklyn basement? Those fries are dipped in batter or something. Audio of Kirby Smart talking about the heatwave they'll play in on Saturday. Al in Dadeville is not a bandwagoner. Dabo falling while running down the hill might unite the United States.(35:26-1:10:40) There's a couple of hard ones in there tomorrow. Jackson refuses to get fired. And we're 0-1 on the rules of the game. Strode has infected this program yet again. GHIN vs. GRINT. Doug landed one on that one. Why doesn't Jackson have a GHIN? Sometimes you gotta apply some pressure to get legislation passed. The Steamer has bought the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Audio of John Mozeliak and Mike Trout talking about new ownership. Isn't Kroenke kinda hot for an older guy? Can you play lacrosse and be a dork?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Iggy's polo horse has its own zip code. Double Lives of Suburban Wives. Ballwin Beer Bitch calls in to talk about this TLC show and balloon play. Curt with a C also talks DLofSW. Iggy is dubious of it all. Flying. Dollar Tree gooning. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello, blonde Elvis. Who was the best boy band? TALK SPORTS (there's not a lot of sports to talk about). Welcome back, Mark. Big doings in the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD today and all month long. Somebody's getting a new garage door. What if I have a carport? Talking NFL power rankings. Doug wants to know what it would take for the Cardinals to get in. Tim's over bet could cash tonight in Los Angeles. Slay, Queen. Does anyone have a kink for the poors? Making it rain superchats. I have to wee, I have to wee. Did STL put Lionel Richie in the hospital? Be better, not bitter. Keffe D convicted. Papers is breaking. Shakespeare's in Faurot. The way Tim and Chairman wear their headphones. Celery sticks and beet juice.Time for Market Moves. Seth Emerson predicting every game for every SEC team all season. Mizzou vs. Houston in the LIberty Bowl. Marcus Freeman's hairline. Are Iggy and Sharon in Clayton related? Fat & greasy. Spaghetti with butter and two steaks.Doug's got an earring. Jackson's a bitch and a sellout. How did Justin Jeffre get into 98 Degrees? We wanted to work on Labor Day but Jackson insisted we take off. TALK SOCCER!!! ENOUGH SOCCER!!! If Tim's not here to read, the EMOTD doesn't work. We've got a caller named Larry on the line. Let's talk some wrestling. Brother on brother. Top 5 countries. Greece is the word.Figure out how to change your YouTube name your own damn self. Audio of Lance Lynn making a case for Gordon Graceffo to get some starts down the stretch. Doug, you wanna talk Blues or Mizzou? Bill Connelly's take on Mizzou this season. Are you horse plowing me? LRFG - Leave Room For Greatness. Going to community pools on vacation. Harbor Springs. Keith is on the line with offers of knockwurst. Your Cottleville is showing. Seriously dude, chill out. Tim invented podcasts and named them all PAFO.Turning CBC into a used car lot. Audio of Dustin Pedroia talking about 11 & 12 year olds needing to focus on being kids, not being big leaguers. It was Doug's coaching that made kids pro athletes. Pronger doesn't mince words with the kids. Tuesdays are for two inchers. Lots of youth sports talk. Kids, call in.Look, Doug, it's Brody Herman. Like a thoroughbred at the starting gate. Fun Cardinal facts. Look at all those catchers. Mark Mitchell back for Mizzou. Brody doesn't recognize the 1960 National Championship. Cupcake scheduling. Down on pizza at the stadium.Day 1 of the September Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD and we've got a new garage door on the line.Teasing Jeremy Rutherford's 10 bold Blues predictions for the upcoming season.Some Cardinal news this morning as Youngry is getting called back up to the big league squad. Hard to know exactly what to do with Victor Scott. Leo Bernal making his big league debut tonight. Jimmy Crooks heading back down to Memphis. 10 Bold Blues Predictions from Jeremy Rutherford in The Athletic. JR's even laying out the scores for the first four games of the season. Everything's meta. Getting dangerously close to tattling. How tall was Prince?What's the reason for this, Doug? Whoops, wrong button. The Athletic's Top Prospect that isn't getting enough national attention from each organization. I wish TMA cared about St. Louis. Would Jackson live stream the Mizzou game with Plowhawk for $1,000? How about $10K? Uniform Jack calling for all black Mizzou kits on Thursday.Bill Connelly's simulation, can you believe it? Going through the different simulations. There's chaos and then there's THIS chaos. Would you take a Mizzou natty if you lost a year off your life for every point they won by?And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:02) What's the reason for this, Doug? Whoops, wrong button. The Athletic's Top Prospect that isn't getting enough national attention from each organization. I wish TMA cared about St. Louis. Would Jackson live stream the Mizzou game with Plowhawk for $1,000? How about $10K? Uniform Jack calling for all black Mizzou kits on Thursday.(12:10-20:40) Bill Connelly's simulation, can you believe it? Going through the different simulations. There's chaos and then there's THIS chaos. Would you take a Mizzou natty if you lost a year off your life for every point they won by?(20:50-23:00) And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-13:34) Day 1 of the September Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD and we've got a new garage door on the line.(13:42-15:08) Teasing Jeremy Rutherford's 10 bold Blues predictions for the upcoming season.(15:18-27:13) Some Cardinal news this morning as Youngry is getting called back up to the big league squad. Hard to know exactly what to do with Victor Scott. Leo Bernal making his big league debut tonight. Jimmy Crooks heading back down to Memphis. 10 Bold Blues Predictions from Jeremy Rutherford in The Athletic. JR's even laying out the scores for the first four games of the season. Everything's meta. Getting dangerously close to tattling. How tall was Prince?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-19:47) Figure out how to change your YouTube name your own damn self. Audio of Lance Lynn making a case for Gordon Graceffo to get some starts down the stretch. Doug, you wanna talk Blues or Mizzou? Bill Connelly's take on Mizzou this season. Are you horse plowing me? LRFG - Leave Room For Greatness. Going to community pools on vacation. Harbor Springs. Keith is on the line with offers of knockwurst. Your Cottleville is showing. Seriously dude, chill out. Tim invented podcasts and named them all PAFO.(19:55-40:57) Turning CBC into a used car lot. Audio of Dustin Pedroia talking about 11 & 12 year olds needing to focus on being kids, not being big leaguers. It was Doug's coaching that made kids pro athletes. Pronger doesn't mince words with the kids. Tuesdays are for two inchers. Lots of youth sports talk. Kids, call in.(41:07-57:24) Look, Doug, it's Brody Herman. Like a thoroughbred at the starting gate. Fun Cardinal facts. Look at all those catchers. Mark Mitchell back for Mizzou. Brody doesn't recognize the 1960 National Championship. Cupcake scheduling. Down on pizza at the stadium.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-45:41) Hello, blonde Elvis. Who was the best boy band? TALK SPORTS (there's not a lot of sports to talk about). Welcome back, Mark. Big doings in the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD today and all month long. Somebody's getting a new garage door. What if I have a carport? Talking NFL power rankings. Doug wants to know what it would take for the Cardinals to get in. Tim's over bet could cash tonight in Los Angeles. Slay, Queen. Does anyone have a kink for the poors? Making it rain superchats. I have to wee, I have to wee. Did STL put Lionel Richie in the hospital? Be better, not bitter. Keffe D convicted. Papers is breaking. Shakespeare's in Faurot. The way Tim and Chairman wear their headphones. Celery sticks and beet juice.(45:49-1:07:28) Time for Market Moves. Seth Emerson predicting every game for every SEC team all season. Mizzou vs. Houston in the LIberty Bowl. Marcus Freeman's hairline. Are Iggy and Sharon in Clayton related? Fat & greasy. Spaghetti with butter and two steaks.(1:07:38-1:24:20) Doug's got an earring. Jackson's a bitch and a sellout. How did Justin Jeffre get into 98 Degrees? We wanted to work on Labor Day but Jackson insisted we take off. TALK SOCCER!!! ENOUGH SOCCER!!! If Tim's not here to read, the EMOTD doesn't work. We've got a caller named Larry on the line. Let's talk some wrestling. Brother on brother. Top 5 countries. Greece is the word.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Clearing this up. DFS Showdown update. Iggy Uncut. Boat races at the lake. The Love List. Mark Mitchell news incoming. Corporate structures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jaeger bombs with random guys at the bar. The return of QFTA. Things like this never happen to me, but there I was. Cardinals just gasping to the finish line. Leo Bernal, welcome to the club. Same ol LIberatore: kinda good, kinda not good. Welcome to Instagram and Facebook, Martin. Duck Lips. Dabo vs. Lane this weekend. How about that Beau Pribula. Audio of Dan Mullen talking to the UNLV fans about bringing the energy. Papers has takes on TCU Football. Always problems in Dublin. That Friday night in Lawrence is gonna set the tone for Colonel's season. Sparse crowds at Busch over the weekend. Jacob is on the line and he wants to talk to Jackson. Taking Jello shots with a spoon? Use your boy tongue.Bring Brady Cook home to the Battlehawks. Does Ladue produce a lot of pool boys? Alright, Sparky, take off the Sambas. More people at STL City games than USC Football games. Gardetto's flavored confetti. The most well-healed fan base in St. Louis sports. Turning around the Tar Heels. Lesbians make everything better. Steve from Birmingham is on the line and has an honest, serious question for the dais. Sad, that's really sad. Secret takes.Voice of the Blues Chris Kerber joins us. Well, we're getting close. You getting fired up, Kerbs? Cale Makar now making $20M/year. The current economics of the game. Doug's not happy with MIzzou's scheduling. A hard 4.Isn't it ironic? The Babe Ruth of Japan. Leo Bernal getting the call up to make his debut for the Cardinals. Rainiel Rodriguez just keeps raking. Meat sticks for lunch. Jackson did not build the TMA app. Still waiting on Steven Time's apology for the UNLV pick. Audio of Memphis coach Charles Huff talking about how his program doesn't do fun things. Keep the toy.The Colonel Gabe DeArmond makes his glorious return to the show. What stands out to Gabe coming out of fall camp? Lots of unknowns heading into the season. What do we know about Cayden Green's injury? Confidence level in Jamal Roberts if Hardy misses a significant amount of time. Drink was fired up at his weekend presser on the current state of college athletics. If one coach doesn't sign a guy, another coach will. College football fans have short memories. This is an "establish the floor" year for Drink. A crime against the media.What grade does Mizzou football get over the last decade? Loofah, wash cloth, or bare hands? Jackson's learned to control his little prostate. False tie accusations. Breathing on manual. Know before you go to Faurot.It's OK, Jackson. Bobby Boots can't hurt you anymore. Doug wants every game to be tiger striped. Timmy Trumpet. 5th place finish for Jackson's team at St. Mary's Sports Trivia. Mizzou needs to play Tina E on third downs. Watching video of old Tigers hoopers giving massages to each other.Big doings starting tomorrow for the September EMOTD competition. Design Aire EMOTD.A column on Yahoo Sports says TCU's Sonny Dyke's must be on the hot seat after the loss to UNC in Ireland. Someone in the media has to pay for this.Doug didn't go to prom. Maybe we'll throw him an adult prom. Guys in their homes slapping and tickling. No prom court at the U High. Well we all have stories. Getting a second job at Pietro's. Chairman's Soprano's watching continues. The 2011 bullpen phone fiasco.Audio of Alec Burleson talking about getting to 100 RBIs for the first time and being a mentor on a young club. First Cardinal with 100 since Albert. Looming work stoppage halting the momentum of the game. Will we see Wetherholt again in 2026? Doug doesn't go back and watch old games. Tony Bank.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gabe DeArmond joins us for the first time this football season to talk all things Missouri Tigers. What does Gabe think the outlook is for Mizzou and how does Austin Simmons look so far in camp? What's the situation with Cayden Green? What about Ahmad Hardy? Gabe also shares his perspective on Eli Drinkwitz' comments about the SEC and eligibility rulings. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris Kerber joins the show to talk all things Blues hockey as the season approaches. We talk a number of offseason topics, including the Blues and the salary cap situation and what the outlook for 2026-27 looks like. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:45) Doug didn't go to prom. Maybe we'll throw him an adult prom. Guys in their homes slapping and tickling. No prom court at the U High. Well we all have stories. Getting a second job at Pietro's. Chairman's Soprano's watching continues. The 2011 bullpen phone fiasco.(12:53-25:48) Audio of Alec Burleson talking about getting to 100 RBIs for the first time and being a mentor on a young club. First Cardinal with 100 since Albert. Looming work stoppage halting the momentum of the game. Will we see Wetherholt again in 2026? Doug doesn't go back and watch old games. Tony Bank.(25:69-35:00) And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-8:25) It's OK, Jackson. Bobby Boots can't hurt you anymore. Doug wants every game to be tiger striped. Timmy Trumpet. 5th place finish for Jackson's team at St. Mary's Sports Trivia. Mizzou needs to play Tina E on third downs. Watching video of old Tigers hoopers giving massages to each other.(8:33-16:08) Big doings starting tomorrow for the September EMOTD competition. Design Aire EMOTD.(16:18-23:27) A column on Yahoo Sports says TCU's Sonny Dyke's must be on the hot seat after the loss to UNC in Ireland. Someone in the media has to pay for this.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-14:12) Isn't it ironic? The Babe Ruth of Japan. Leo Bernal getting the call up to make his debut for the Cardinals. Rainiel Rodriguez just keeps raking. Meat sticks for lunch. Jackson did not build the TMA app. Still waiting on Steven Time's apology for the UNLV pick. Audio of Memphis coach Charles Huff talking about how his program doesn't do fun things. Keep the toy.(14:21-33:06) The Colonel Gabe DeArmond makes his glorious return to the show. What stands out to Gabe coming out of fall camp? Lots of unknowns heading into the season. What do we know about Cayden Green's injury? Confidence level in Jamal Roberts if Hardy misses a significant amount of time. Drink was fired up at his weekend presser on the current state of college athletics. If one coach doesn't sign a guy, another coach will. College football fans have short memories. This is an "establish the floor" year for Drink. A crime against the media.(33:16-44:16) What grade does Mizzou football get over the last decade? Loofah, wash cloth, or bare hands? Jackson's learned to control his little prostate. False tie accusations. Breathing on manual. Know before you go to Faurot.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-38:33) Jaeger bombs with random guys at the bar. The return of QFTA. Things like this never happen to me, but there I was. Cardinals just gasping to the finish line. Leo Bernal, welcome to the club. Same ol LIberatore: kinda good, kinda not good. Welcome to Instagram and Facebook, Martin. Duck Lips. Dabo vs. Lane this weekend. How about that Beau Pribula. Audio of Dan Mullen talking to the UNLV fans about bringing the energy. Papers has takes on TCU Football. Always problems in Dublin. That Friday night in Lawrence is gonna set the tone for Colonel's season. Sparse crowds at Busch over the weekend. Jacob is on the line and he wants to talk to Jackson. Taking Jello shots with a spoon? Use your boy tongue.(38:41-1:05:04) Bring Brady Cook home to the Battlehawks. Does Ladue produce a lot of pool boys? Alright, Sparky, take off the Sambas. More people at STL City games than USC Football games. Gardetto's flavored confetti. The most well-healed fan base in St. Louis sports. Turning around the Tar Heels. Lesbians make everything better. Steve from Birmingham is on the line and has an honest, serious question for the dais. Sad, that's really sad. Secret takes.(1:05:14-1:31:08) Voice of the Blues Chris Kerber joins us. Well, we're getting close. You getting fired up, Kerbs? Cale Makar now making $20M/year. The current economics of the game. Doug's not happy with MIzzou's scheduling. A hard 4.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, everyone. Time to talk. Doug hates cold weather. Redbird chatter. Win yesterday. Blaze Jordan injury. There is no hibachi in the Cardinal clubhouse. Gordon Graceffo. More people send in their measurements. Shania Twain. Sheryl Crow will sing at the Arkansas Pine-Bluff game. What's on tab for the fellas for the weekend? Trivia nights. Listeners inviting us to events. Taylor Twellman. Josh Baez struggles. The Skipper will be on with us at 8. People sending in there net worth and body counts. Mike Francesa is a legend. ATMA has become a Beercats vehicle. They love the fans, not money. When did Royals by Lorde come out? Trying to connect Tony La Russa. Butch Patrick's Werewolf Doll is in a bad spot. Tony La Russa joins us to talk about his upcoming event on September 13 at the Factory in Chesterfield. Albert, Yadi, Jim Edmonds, So Taguchi, and many more will be in attendance. Talking about memories from the 04, 05, and the championship 06 team. Tony's connection to players and teammates over the years. Does Tony think Yadi will be a first ballot Hall of Famer?Recapping our conversation with the Skipper. Net worth of the listeners. Oli Marmol on Gordon Graceffo's performance yesterday. Martin talked it over with Matt Holliday on the TV side and Matt discussed his friendship with Oli Marmol. David calls in with a heartfelt call. Tattoos. Toto. Biggest celebrity you have ever ridden in a car with? They are filming a hoops movie here in STL. Should we be an extra? Drops of the Week. Jackson's golf struggles. Tracks around the area. Gambling. Bulletproof. High School Football chatter. Mark De Rosa and MLB Central discussed the NL Rookie of the Year award and make the case for Sal Stewart over JJ Wetherholt. Betting odds for the ROY. Why didn't Jackson invite Tim to his round of golf? Design Aire Heating & Cooling E-Mail of the Day The Cardinals are Coming. Bug bites. SLU vs. Mizzou tickets went on sale yesterday. Pirates vs. Cardinals betting total. Quinn Mathews. Who do you like tonight? Who's the deer, dork, and d*ck of our show? Iggy and Martin's bit Mike McGreevy joins us briefly to say what's up. We ask Mike about his outing on Wednesday night. Was it a case of him not having his stuff, or just part of the game? The Cardinals starter also talks golf, facing the Pirates this weekend, and more!Housekeeping. EMOTD winnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike McGreevy joins us briefly to say what's up. We ask Mike about his outing on Wednesday night. Was it a case of him not having his stuff, or just part of the game? The Cardinals starter also talks golf, facing the Pirates this weekend, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tony La Russa joins us to talk about his upcoming event on September 13 at the Factory in Chesterfield. Albert, Yadi, Jim Edmonds, So Taguchi, and many more will be in attendance. Talking about memories from the 04, 05, and the championship 06 team. Tony's connection to players and teammates over the years. Does Tony think Yadi will be a first ballot Hall of Famer? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike McGreevy joins us briefly to say what's up. We ask Mike about his outing on Wednesday night. Was it a case of him not having his stuff, or just part of the game? The Cardinals starter also talks golf, facing the Pirates this weekend, and more!(8:30) Housekeeping. (9:00) - EMOTD winnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(0:00) - Bulletproof. High School Football chatter. Mark De Rosa and MLB Central discussed the NL Rookie of the Year award and make the case for Sal Stewart over JJ Wetherholt. Betting odds for the ROY. Why didn't Jackson invite Tim to his round of golf? (18:10) - Design Aire Heating & Cooling E-Mail of the Day (35:00) - The Cardinals are Coming. Bug bites. SLU vs. Mizzou tickets went on sale yesterday. Pirates vs. Cardinals betting total. Quinn Mathews. Who do you like tonight? Who's the deer, dork, and d*ck of our show? Iggy and Martin's bit See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(0:00) Recapping our conversation with the Skipper. Net worth of the listeners. Oli Marmol on Gordon Graceffo's performance yesterday. Martin talked it over with Matt Holliday on the TV side and Matt discussed his friendship with Oli Marmol. David calls in with a heartfelt call. Tattoos. (18:16) Toto. Biggest celebrity you have ever ridden in a car with? They are filming a hoops movie here in STL. Should we be an extra? (32:30) Drops of the Week. Jackson's golf struggles. Tracks around the area. Gambling. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(0:00) Good morning, everyone. Time to talk. Doug hates cold weather. Redbird chatter. Win yesterday. Blaze Jordan injury. There is no hibachi in the Cardinal clubhouse. Gordon Graceffo. More people send in their measurements. (13:10) Shania Twain. Sheryl Crow will sing at the Arkansas Pine-Bluff game. What's on tab for the fellas for the weekend? Trivia nights. Listeners inviting us to events. Taylor Twellman. Josh Baez struggles. The Skipper will be on with us at 8. People sending in there net worth and body counts. Mike Francesa is a legend. ATMA has become a Beercats vehicle. (47:30) They love the fans, not money. When did Royals by Lorde come out? Trying to connect Tony La Russa. Butch Patrick's Werewolf Doll is in a bad spot. Tony La Russa joins us to talk about his upcoming event on September 13 at the Factory in Chesterfield. Albert, Yadi, Jim Edmonds, So Taguchi, and many more will be in attendance. Talking about memories from the 04, 05, and the championship 06 team. Tony's connection to players and teammates over the years. Does Tony think Yadi will be a first ballot Hall of Famer? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... A lot of fecal matter in lakes and rivers in Missouri. Doug and Iggy arguing about bathroom etiquette. Beercats is dating a 25-year-old. Where is Parool? KG calls in. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're not capable of deciding the lede so Doug gets to do it. Cards drop their 5th in a row. Daddy doesn't likey very much. New math. The fall of Riley O'Brien. Audio of Marmol talking about handling the bullpen and his use of O'Brien as the closer. Martin's ATMA drive-by yesterday. Does a bullpen start affect the Infidelity Index for a busman's special? Martin working blue on ATMA. Remembering the Baseball Bachelor from Opening Day two years ago. A hot water date. Mizzou's nearly an 8 touchdown favorite for next Thursday. Of course Doug is kink shaming. Limping to break.It's an R&B Thursday. A deepthroat of Mizzou misinformation. Getting blacked out at a college football game is our right. Fungo is on the line. What's in that wing sauce? Plugging the St. Gabe's Golf Tournament.Still efforting Matt The Bat. Down on the farm. Were we talkin' trash about Nipher Middle School? Gabe will start joining us next week. Rookie of the Year. There will be no Movie Boi this week. QFTA returns Monday August 31st for an eight hour special. Randy Richter. The Stoner & Boner Show.I notice you noticing me. Cardinal official. Oli Marmol talking about McGreevy's outing and another Cardinal loss. Audio of McGreevy's thoughts on his performance. Josh from Chesterfield is on the phones and wants to talk some Cardinals. Josh says he's questioning his sexuality. Josh sounds a little tired this morning. Burly and bearded gentlemen on the Kiss Cam. He wants to mama bird Doug.Light dry humping at 1AM. Papers is horny this morning. Can't rule out Tim and Jackson getting invited to McGreevy's wedding. Big Mayberry. Mixing milkshakes with your bare hand. Poor D May. The Balloon Party Era. The Rick Era. Mama needs more caffeine. Dirty soda. Boy Math. A war on Texas Roadhouse.What am I gonna do? Audio of Lane Kiffin defending his position on the guys in NFL camps coming back to college teams. Conferences cracking down. LSU has a nice little October lined up.Joined by Cardinal broadcaster Brad Thompson? Does it get difficult for players when the losses start stacking up? Riley O'Brien's confidence during his recent struggles. The pitching rotation situation and some injuries piling up. The 2027 rotation and guys like Pallante and McGreevy who have proven themselves. Liberatore hasn't proven himself. Nolan Gorman's future with the team. Jesus Baez.Trying to figure out who's starting for the Cardinals. The average height and weight of an adult male. Missouri's most obese counties. People are reporting their height, weight, and cup sizes.Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDMarket Moves. Seth Emerson predicting a 5-7 season for Mizzou. Tiger Nationalists. It's not how you start, it's how you finish. Jackson making a run at producer of the year. Cardinal lineup is out. Hard to not like it.Those horny 80's and 90s movies featured Michael Douglas. Watch this, I'm uncrossing my legs. Top films featuring cuckoldry. Cheering on the cucker. The Alfalfa haircut.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brad Thompson joins the show talking all things Cardinals. We talk about player motivation and mindset when a team is going through a skid. We also talk with Brad about the recent struggles of Riley O'Brien and the pitching rotation situation. BT also shares his perspective on what the 2027 pitching staff could look like and who needs to prove themselves and who's established themselves. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-8:29) Market Moves. Seth Emerson predicting a 5-7 season for Mizzou. Tiger Nationalists. It's not how you start, it's how you finish. Jackson making a run at producer of the year. Cardinal lineup is out. Hard to not like it.(8:37-16:48) Those horny 80's and 90s movies featured Michael Douglas. Watch this, I'm uncrossing my legs. Top films featuring cuckoldry. Cheering on the cucker. The Alfalfa haircut.(16:58-22:13) And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-14:12) Joined by Cardinal broadcaster Brad Thompson? Does it get difficult for players when the losses start stacking up? Riley O'Brien's confidence during his recent struggles. The pitching rotation situation and some injuries piling up. The 2027 rotation and guys like Pallante and McGreevy who have proven themselves. Liberatore hasn't proven himself. Nolan Gorman's future with the team. Jesus Baez.(14:20-25:32) Trying to figure out who's starting for the Cardinals. The average height and weight of an adult male. Missouri's most obese counties. People are reporting their height, weight, and cup sizes.(25:42-39:25) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:02) I notice you noticing me. Cardinal official. Oli Marmol talking about McGreevy's outing and another Cardinal loss. Audio of McGreevy's thoughts on his performance. Josh from Chesterfield is on the phones and wants to talk some Cardinals. Josh says he's questioning his sexuality. Josh sounds a little tired this morning. Burly and bearded gentlemen on the Kiss Cam. He wants to mama bird Doug.(12:10-35:22) Light dry humping at 1AM. Papers is horny this morning. Can't rule out Tim and Jackson getting invited to McGreevy's wedding. Big Mayberry. Mixing milkshakes with your bare hand. Poor D May. The Balloon Party Era. The Rick Era. Mama needs more caffeine. Dirty soda. Boy Math. A war on Texas Roadhouse.(35:32-44:09) What am I gonna do? Audio of Lane Kiffin defending his position on the guys in NFL camps coming back to college teams. Conferences cracking down. LSU has a nice little October lined up.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-46:38) We're not capable of deciding the lede so Doug gets to do it. Cards drop their 5th in a row. Daddy doesn't likey very much. New math. The fall of Riley O'Brien. Audio of Marmol talking about handling the bullpen and his use of O'Brien as the closer. Martin's ATMA drive-by yesterday. Does a bullpen start affect the Infidelity Index for a busman's special? Martin working blue on ATMA. Remembering the Baseball Bachelor from Opening Day two years ago. A hot water date. Mizzou's nearly an 8 touchdown favorite for next Thursday. Of course Doug is kink shaming. Limping to break.(46:46-1:04:24) It's an R&B Thursday. A deepthroat of Mizzou misinformation. Getting blacked out at a college football game is our right. Fungo is on the line. What's in that wing sauce? Plugging the St. Gabe's Golf Tournament.(1:04:34-1:21:32) Still efforting Matt The Bat. Down on the farm. Were we talkin' trash about Nipher Middle School? Gabe will start joining us next week. Rookie of the Year. There will be no Movie Boi this week. QFTA returns Monday August 31st for an eight hour special. Randy Richter. The Stoner & Boner Show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's official: College football is BACK, and The Spread Zone is diving straight into Week Zero.The guys break down the opening slate, including TCU vs. North Carolina in Dublin, a big early-season ACC matchup in NC State vs. Virginia, USC taking on in-state San Jose State, Hawaii vs. Stanford, and more. Plus, why Bill Belichick could be the first coach packing their bags.As the college football season kicks off, the PGA wraps up with the Tour Championship. Who the guys think will take home the FedExCup, and the golfers who could make some noise this weekend in Atlanta.LEGAL DISCLAIMERWe provide information about sports betting for entertainment purposes only. Please confirm gambling regulations in your state of residence. To participate in sports gaming, you must be 21 years of age or older and be physically present in a state where sports betting is legal. If you or someone you know has a sports betting or gambling problem, please call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org for more information and further assistance.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Martin joining the show for a drive-by! Ken vs. Kilcoyne. The Hill geography. PAFO talk. Sandwiches. Negotiations. Missouri football. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Effective outing from Pedro Pages. Juggs in DC is waving the white flag. I think Dolly Parton is the lede today. Paid in cornmeal. Jackson's a known Notting Hill guy. Best Julia Roberts films. Stumbling into a troll. Falling on my carcass. Martin is so talkative lately. Tim just needs a few more Cardinal wins to cash that bet. Doug got triple banged. Matt Holliday may be calling in today. What is a Naruto? Who's the incel now? Doug's down on Nolan Gorman.Audio of Oli Marmol talking about Matthew Liberatore's start and recent struggles. When Libby's bad, you can see it early on. Nolan Gorman pregame on getting recalled and his conversations with Oli Marmol. The Springfield Cardinals will be making some branding changes. Rainiel Rodriguez raking. Here we go overinflating our minor league systems again. Guys with bad body language. Does George Clooney's doppleganger really look like him? The salt & pepper look is timeless.Nine to Five by Dolly Parton, good or bad? George Clooney's Doppleganger has called in and he has denied Jackson's advances. Rock hard facts from 11-12. Apologizing to Doug. Is he standing on a tarmac? Let's go to Chairman Steve next. Steve's heading to LA and looking for recommendations. Steve doesn't wanna watch his son get punched in the face. Mt. Rushmore of listeners' wives. McGwire wanted a Starbucks nearby. Alright Steve, that's enough.An ode to Porter Wagner. Crain & Cone. Audio of Crain predicting Mizzou's game by game results and Tiger Nationalists are not happy. Doug's never had an office. Show me seven wins. Papers has em 7-5. Ole Miss gonna be put to the test. It's talking SZN. Mizzou plays 5 teams that are ranked in the preseason Top 10.A bouncy tune. Is Francesa paying homage to Dolly today? Craig Albernaz's postgame gets a touch awkward when asked why Pete Alonso left after 5 innings. Martin needs to hear it again. Air fryers. Ovens in the master bedroom. Is that a winery hat or a beach hat?A brief Dolly detour. Poor John Rice had to drive up for that mess last night. Can Gorman pitch? Biff Johnson is on the line and he wants to add to the Cardinal discussion. Biff's not surprised by the falloff. Where'd you play college ball, Biff? I like Different Biff. Original Bif has trouble with rhyming. Now watch me shoot fireworks all over your boy chest. DJ Quik Jus Lyke Compton. Tattling.Hard not to think about Posh Spice when you hear this. When was the last time you did karaoke? You like Dick Tracy? The cultured gets Tim'd. How old is Warren Beatty? You're not playing Plinko, dude.Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.How about that perspective there? Who has 100% approval rating? Doug's Favorite Quarter Zip is on the phone lines and not happy he's on hold. Why are you out of breath? A cuck sitch with a four decade age gap.Rick Van Shelton. Curt with a C (Jackson's one-sided lover) is on the phone lines. He's not happy with an asinine take Doug had yesterday. Doug doesn't know why MLB players take days off. Down on Cal Ripken Jr.Doug has officially achieved his silver chunks and is moving onto platinum. Doug wants free tickets to the MIzzou/Florida game. Fired up for Gabe's post game shows.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-9:15) Rick Van Shelton. Curt with a C (Jackson's one-sided lover) is on the phone lines. He's not happy with an asinine take Doug had yesterday. Doug doesn't know why MLB players take days off. Down on Cal Ripken Jr.(9:23-13:00) Doug has officially achieved his silver chunks and is moving onto platinum. Doug wants free tickets to the MIzzou/Florida game. Fired up for Gabe's post game shows.(13:10-14:54) And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-9:09) Hard not to think about Posh Spice when you hear this. When was the last time you did karaoke? You like Dick Tracy? The cultured gets Tim'd. How old is Warren Beatty? You're not playing Plinko, dude.(9:17-27:11) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.(26:21-39:52) How about that perspective there? Who has 100% approval rating? Doug's Favorite Quarter Zip is on the phone lines and not happy he's on hold. Why are you out of breath? A cuck sitch with a four decade age gap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-15:33) An ode to Porter Wagner. Crain & Cone. Audio of Crain predicting Mizzou's game by game results and Tiger Nationalists are not happy. Doug's never had an office. Show me seven wins. Papers has em 7-5. Ole Miss gonna be put to the test. It's talking SZN. Mizzou plays 5 teams that are ranked in the preseason Top 10.(15:41-29:39) A bouncy tune. Is Francesa paying homage to Dolly today? Craig Albernaz's postgame gets a touch awkward when asked why Pete Alonso left after 5 innings. Martin needs to hear it again. Air fryers. Ovens in the master bedroom. Is that a winery hat or a beach hat?(29:49-53:30) A brief Dolly detour. Poor John Rice had to drive up for that mess last night. Can Gorman pitch? Biff Johnson is on the line and he wants to add to the Cardinal discussion. Biff's not surprised by the falloff. Where'd you play college ball, Biff? I like Different Biff. Original Bif has trouble with rhyming. Now watch me shoot fireworks all over your boy chest. DJ Quik Jus Lyke Compton. Tattling.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-28:19) Effective outing from Pedro Pages. Juggs in DC is waving the white flag. I think Dolly Parton is the lede today. Paid in cornmeal. Jackson's a known Notting Hill guy. Best Julia Roberts films. Stumbling into a troll. Falling on my carcass. Martin is so talkative lately. Tim just needs a few more Cardinal wins to cash that bet. Doug got triple banged. Matt Holliday may be calling in today. What is a Naruto? Who's the incel now? Doug's down on Nolan Gorman.(28:27-52:04) Audio of Oli Marmol talking about Matthew Liberatore's start and recent struggles. When Libby's bad, you can see it early on. Nolan Gorman pregame on getting recalled and his conversations with Oli Marmol. The Springfield Cardinals will be making some branding changes. Rainiel Rodriguez raking. Here we go overinflating our minor league systems again. Guys with bad body language. Does George Clooney's doppleganger really look like him? The salt & pepper look is timeless.(52:14-1:18:08) Nine to Five by Dolly Parton, good or bad? George Clooney's Doppleganger has called in and he has denied Jackson's advances. Rock hard facts from 11-12. Apologizing to Doug. Is he standing on a tarmac? Let's go to Chairman Steve next. Steve's heading to LA and looking for recommendations. Steve doesn't wanna watch his son get punched in the face. Mt. Rushmore of listeners' wives. McGwire wanted a Starbucks nearby. Alright Steve, that's enough.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.