The Ryan Kelley Morning After

And we're back... Gun's n' Roses concert last night. Iggy didn't go but gave away his tickets. Conundrums. Iggy's hate list. Captain Jack. The Sopranos. Johnny Cakes. Would you date the daughter of a mobster? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Cardinal weekend for the ages. Jackson watched the magic from a pool party. Where's Affton? Audio from Baez's trio of homeruns on Saturday. That first homerun to centerfield was crushed. Walker finally got some protection in the lineup. Where was Beercats? Deep esophagus noises. $100 bet gets you $50K if the Cardinals win the World Series. Sergio Dipp. Burleson just hits.Scottie Scheffler heading to St. Louis for the BMW off a win in Memphis. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about Joshua Baez's debut and the possibility of him bringing a spark to the room. Jordan Walker talking about the Cardinals' recent surge and the Baez debut. Walker's in-game interview out in right field. Who do we hold accountable for it? Old person Facebook. Exclusively for the hoooores. Go, Doggies.Did you hear NCOTR being played at Wrigley this weekend? Not sure the org is gonna play it at Busch. It's a real panty dropper. Doug may write a Mizzou Block M song. Who's The Don of the Tarps Off section? You don't see many 2-irons anymore. Driver off the deck. Tim's mom's fear of flying and Sharon's not happy about it.Joined by the voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber. What Blues have had memorable debuts? Tarasenko scored two goals on his first two shots in his debut. Auston Matthews four goal debut. Calling historical moments for an organization. Does a broadcaster know in a moment how historical a moment could be? Pat Maroon's double overtime goal.Boog Sciambi's calls of the homers in Baez's historic debut. Only two more home stands remaining. Guns 'n Roses and Public Enemy last night. Number 22 is a great number. Do you get a refund for a rained out concert? Sweaty hoosiers in leather. Brad in Boca was at the concert last night and has a report. Bedazzled shirt with rhinestones. A nice road trip kinda smell. Eating a stick of butter like a banana.Papers Mixed Bag. Audio of Barstool's Brandon Walker who is a little confused by Mizzou's number 25 ranking. Three teams in the SEC have a payroll over $40M. Fight, then kiss. Which municipality consumes the most hot dogs per capita? The flip flop epidemicLet's play two in Cincinnati. Don't say good piece of hitting in front of Doug. Poppin' out vermin. Audio of Buster Olney calling Baez's debut "the best in MLB history." Doug's still reading off good MLB debuts. M Bone watches Cubs game and people watch him watch Cubs games. Downtown Affton. Wearing Blaze Jordan's cleats and they're going to the Hall of Fame.Still workshopping Season 1 of The Real Housewives of TMA. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.Look to your right, Doug, it's James Carlton. Joshua Baez leading off in Game 1 in Cinci today. James missed Baez's debut because he was at a public pool. Colonel's Ten Thoughts For a Monday Morning. Chairman ranked the five hottest coaches in college football. RIP Hayden Panitierre. The Odyssey. Is Kevin Spacey making a comeback? Safe Driving.American Beauty. What does 'on the nose' mean? Favorite Leonardo Dicaprio films. Lenny Williams. Mizzou condom mom.Fight the Power. Cardinals creepin' just 3.5 back in the wild card. No team has ever made the playoffs under .500 in a full season. Best and worst possible World Series stadium matchups.And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris Kerber joins the show as he does every Monday to talk all things Blues. We ask Kerbs if there is a Joshua Baez debut equivalent for the Blues or hockey in general. Kerbs also shares his thoughts on handling historic moments like Baez' debut from a broadcaster perspective, referencing Pat Maroon's double overtime goal in 2019. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-8:32) American Beauty. What does 'on the nose' mean? Favorite Leonardo DiCaprio films. Lenny Williams. Mizzou condom mom.(8:40-19:53) Fight the Power. Cardinals creepin' just 3.5 back in the wild card. No team has ever made the playoffs under .500 in a full season. Best and worst possible World Series stadium matchups.(20:03-23:24) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-18:32) Let's play two in Cincinnatti. Don't say good piece of hitting in front of Doug. Poppin' out vermin. Audio of Buster Olney calling Baez's debut "the best in MLB history." Doug's still reading off good MLB debuts. M Bone watches Cubs game and people watch him watch Cubs games. Downtown Affton. Wearing Blaze Jordan's cleats and they're going to the Hall of Fame.(18:40-29:56) Still workshopping Season 1 of The Real Housewives of TMA. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.(30:06-50:23) Look to your right, Doug, it's James Carlton. Joshua Baez leading off in Game 1 in Cinci today. James missed Baez's debut because he was at a public pool. Colonel's Ten Thoughts For a Monday Morning. Chairman ranked the five hottest coaches in college football. RIP Hayden Panitierre. The Odyssey. Is Kevin Spacey making a comeback? Safe Driving.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:35) Joined by voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber. What Blues have had memorable debuts? Tarasenko scored two goals on his first two shots in his debut. Auston Matthews four goal debut. Calling historical moments for an organization. Does a broadcaster know in a moment how historical a moment could be? Pat Maroon's double overtime goal.(12:43-29:33) Boog Sciambi's calls of the homers in Baez's historic debut. Only two more home stands remaining. Guns 'n Roses and Public Enemy last night. Number 22 is a great number. Do you get a refund for a rained out concert? Sweaty hoosiers in leather. Brad in Boca was at the concert last night and has a report. Bedazzled shirt with rhinestones. A nice road trip kinda smell. Eating a stick of butter like a banana.(29:43-47:21) Papers Mixed Bag. Audio of Barstool's Brandon Walker who is a little confused by Mizzou's number 25 ranking. Three teams in the SEC have a payroll over $40M. Fight, then kiss. Which municipality consumes the most hot dogs per capita? The flip flop epidemic.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-29:50) A Cardinal weekend for the ages. Jackson watched the magic from a pool party. Where's Affton? Audio from Baez's trio of homeruns on Saturday. That first homerun to centerfield was crushed. Walker finally got some protection in the lineup. Where was Beercats? Deep esophagus noises. $100 bet gets your $50K if the Cardinals win the World Series. Sergio Dipp. Burleson just hits.(29:58-48:14) Scottie Scheffler heading to St. Louis for the BMW off a win in Memphis. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about Joshua Baez's debut and the possibility of him bringing a spark to the room. Jordan Walker talking about the Cardinals recent surge and the Baez debut. Walker's in-game interview out in right field. Who do we hold accountable for it? Old person Facebook. Exclusively for the hoooores. Go, Doggies.(48:24-1:05:06) Did you hear NCOTR being played at Wrigley this weekend? Not sure the org is gonna play it at Busch. It's a real panty dropper. Doug may write a Mizzou Block M song. Who's The Don of the Tarps Off section? You don't see many 2-irons anymore. Driver off the deck. Tim's mom's fear of flying and Sharon's not happy about it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

So much parity in the August EMOTD competition. Here we go, Redbirds, here we go. What percent of the audience has Apple TV? Boog Sciambi. Obie Trice was gonna roll him. Doug's not sure if he has Apple TV. Wars are brewing everywhere.Ella Langley is War Damn Eagle. Bailey Zimmerman. John Rooney had some comments on his disdain for Wrigley Field. The visitors clubhouse at Wrigley leaves a little to be desired. We get Navy Caps but per Jeff Jones it doesn't sound like we're gonna get Josh Baez this weekend. Jackson has a Cubs hat take. Chairman has created a TMA Wars graphic. Call it a goblet if you'd like. Doug enjoys a good power washing. Mike Bush's retirement. Are Battlehawks games on the radio? Jackson loves french toast. Real country clubs don't have social media pages.Happy Navy Caps on the Road Day to those who celebrate. Think they'll play it at Wrigley Field today? King Strode. Gonna be a pony in Wrigleyville today. Bo Deedle. Just say no to drugs. Martin says it feels like a high scoring game today. TALKS MORE SPORTS, but also, TALK LESS SPORTS!!!!!! Need to do another TMA Day at the Ballpark. TALK MORE SPORTS, BUT ONLY THE SPORTS THAT I LIKE!!!!! What's a Eutectic?The Eminem Show. Audio of Kyle Schwarber's home run last night in the Field of Dreams game. Even with a win our friend Hunter Brody was still not happy. Has a stepdad ever wed a stepson. The remote from Sauget at the Gateway Grizzlies stadium. The award winning Nick & The Badger.Don't hurt our feelings; we're just supple boys. Drops of the Week. Gonna be hard not to get emotional when you see the navy caps today. Fun with grammar. Short week, eh?Bailey Zimmerman is one of Martin's favorite emerging artists. They're mad in Chicago about John Rooney's comments on the Cubs and Wrigley Field. Audio of a Cubs fan just letting Rooney have it. Doug's done with Chicago. And their pizza sucks. Who does Doug got beef with? Paid parking and technology. Dan Orlovsky is very anti-pedicure for dudes. John Sumrall clappin' back at the takesmith. Media chuckles. Martin just got himself uninvited to the wedding.Was Olivia Munn with Aaron Rodgers during The Newsroom? Aaron Rodgers can be a little banty. Sounding like no Baez this weekend. Dan Jansen is in China and sending in pictures of himself. Who would be the Mizzou representative if Gameday came to Como?Colby's backwards MLB tattoo. Does Mizzou have a better chance at being 7-1 or 1-7 when Texas comes to town in November? Jackson's just gotta go in optimistically. Is there anything that could happen to Mizzou this year that would make Jackson cry?Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDYou will never be Cardinals. Thunderation. Tim's always enjoyed a good glass blowing. Curious of the reasons for not calling up Baez. Already missing the troughs at Faurot Field. Guys with powerful prostates. Toe tappin' with the boys. A whole pack of Kneuppels. Be dominant with the trough. The word was Yum.Mmmbop was '97. Jackson's MLB hat rankings. You lose points for 3 panels. Not a lot of male teachers doing OnlyFans. Chairman and Tim's OnlyCalves account. Katie Woo on John Mozeliak's return to baseball with the Angels.We get blamed for a lot of stuff. People don't like us very much. Look at that boy with the daisy dukes on. And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-17:42) You will never be Cardinals. Thunderation. Tim's always enjoyed a good glass blowing. Curious of the reasons for not calling up Baez. Already missing the troughs at Faurot Field. Guys with powerful prostates. Toe tappin' with the boys. A whole pack of Kneuppels. Be dominant with the trough. The word was Yum.(17:50-32:08) Mmmbop was '97. Jackson's MLB hat rankings. You lose points for 3 panels. Not a lot of male teachers doing OnlyFans. Chairman and Tim's OnlyCalves account. Katie Woo on John Mozeliak's return to baseball with the Angels.(32:18) We get blamed for a lot of stuff. People don't like us very much. Look at that boy with the daisy dukes on. And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-10:40) Was Olivia Munn with Aaron Rodgers during The Newsroom? Aaron Rodgers can be a little banty. Sounding like no Baez this weekend. Dan Jansen is in China and sending in pictures of himself. Who would be the Mizzou representative if Gameday came to Como?(10:48-22:40) Colby's backwards MLB tattoo. Does Mizzou have a better chance at being 7-1 or 1-7 when Texas comes to town in November? Jackson's just gotta go in optimistically. Is there anything that could happen to Mizzou this year that would make Jackson cry?(22:50-30:46) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-15:23) The Eminem Show. Audio of Kyle Schwarber's home run last night in the Field of Dreams game. Even with a win our friend Hunter Brody was still not happy. Has a stepdad ever wed a stepson. The remote from Sauget at the Gateway Grizzlies stadium. The award winning Nick & The Badger.(15:31-22:34) Don't hurt our feelings; we're just supple boys. Drops of the Week. Gonna be hard not to get emotional when you see the navy caps today. Fun with grammar. Short week, eh?(22:44-44:08) Bailey Zimmerman is one of Martin's favorite emerging artists. They're mad in Chicago about John Rooney's comments on the Cubs and Wrigley Field. Audio of a Cubs fan just letting Rooney have it. Doug's done with Chicago. And their pizza sucks. Who does Doug got beef with? Paid parking and technology. Dan Orlovsky is very anti-pedicure for dudes. John Sumrall clappin' back at the takesmith. Media chuckles. Martin just got himself uninvited to the wedding.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-13:36) So much parity in the August EMOTD competition. Here we go, Redbirds, here we go. What percent of the audience has Apple TV? Boog Sciambi. Obie Trice was gonna roll him. Doug's not sure if he has Apple TV. Wars are brewing everywhere.(13:44-48:45) Ella Langley is War Damn Eagle. Bailey Zimmerman. John Rooney had some comments on his disdain for Wrigley Field. The visitors clubhouse at Wrigley leaves a little to be desired. We get Navy Caps but per Jeff Jones it doesn't sound like we're gonna get Josh Baez this weekend. Jackson has a Cubs hat take. Chairman has created a TMA Wars graphic. Call it a goblet if you'd like. Doug enjoys a good power washing. Mike Bush's retirement. Are Battlehawks games on the radio? Jackson loves french toast. Real country clubs don't have social media pages.(48:55-1:15:46) Happy Navy Caps on the Road Day to those who celebrate. Think they'll play it at Wrigley Field today? King Strode. Gonna be a pony in Wrigleyville today. Bo Deedle. Just say no to drugs. Martin says it feels like a high scoring game today. TALKS MORE SPORTS, but also, TALK LESS SPORTS!!!!!! Need to do another TMA Day at the Ballpark. TALK MORE SPORTS, BUT ONLY THE SPORTS THAT I LIKE!!!!! What's a Eutectic?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Iggy's review of “Double Lives of Suburban Wives.” The GOAT, Caller Adam, joins us. Talking about the Zach Holland story. Iggy was arguing about it on a Facebook page. Cardinal chatter. Busch Stadium attendance. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nice little series win for the Cardinals. That's a Big Boy Series. What do you do with a Thursday off in Chicago? Big weekend at Wrigley. A game over .500 and surging into the longest road trip of the season. Cubs creepin' up on the Brewers. We need more good Stag Podcasts. Abella Danger's got a new podcast. They're madder than hornets in Philadelphia. Bram Stoker or Brent Stover?This isn't what Jackson meant to play. Dreams & Nightmares. Audio of the guys on the Phillies post game show and they're not happy with their club. Former Cardinal Ricky Bottalico sure is worked up as well. And maybe the most fired up is Hunter Brody. Audio of Mr. Brody losing his mind. Shove the dreams UP YOUR ASS. Chairman's out of his 'Turn The Other Cheek Era.' Anuk didn't seem to like NCOTR. Field of Dreams game on Netlfix. What are you not getting here? Self-inventory or touch grass.Free Meek. TMA was on Inside Edition yesterday. Sources at LIV Golf are saying John Rahm is set to leave at the conclusion of the season. Still waiting to hear back from Liam Riley. LIx will be out at Bellerive. Doug hit a drive that caused the police to show up. Iggy's love bracelet.Is End of the Road about a cuck situation? Tim getting cucked by an Ursuline girl and a mixtape involved. Do simps long to be cucks? Martin's on thin ice. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about the win and getting the series victory. Prieto finally got himself a hit. Doug drugged his dog to get it to sleep. Is Baez gonna get the call up? Baez and Navy Caps at Wrigley.Joined by Cardinal broadcaster, Brad Thompson. Talking about the Cards win yesterday and the great at-bat by Herrera that led to the team breaking the game open. Leahy and Pallante have been very impressive. Wanna be playing meaningful baseball down the stretch. Does Brad think we'll be seeing Joshua Baez soon? How excited is Brad Thompson about the navy caps coming back. Is Martin 'King of the Luncheon?'Is Jackson playing break up music today? The business end of a cuckolding. Martin's tone is throwing everybody off. Some news on the Portland Trail Blazers. The 60s-70s St. Louis Hawks uniforms. Do we have a new Smithers?You guys think Willie would come back? The lemur is back. Baseball America has the Cardinals ranked with the 2nd best farm system in baseball. How would Release The Hoosier affect Baseball America's rankings? There was one guy not happy with Doug for his RTH idea. Jose Bautista follows everybody. Chairman is the Man in the Arena. Notes app apologies.Design Aire Heating & Cooling E-Mail of the DayChampion Tim. Seeking Doug Vaughn nirvana. Transcendental motivation. Doug doesn't really get too emotional about much. Come on in and celebrate sociopaths. Don't even think about making table side guac when Doug's around.The legend John Coltrane. Unfortunately Mrs. Tim was listening to the last segment. Not what the player was hoping for. Holiday World. Frequent flyer miles at Lion's Choice. Mt. Rushmore of Six Flags rides.Little quickie cause we're low on time.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brad Thompson joins the program to talk all things Redbirds following a huge series win against the Phillies. Brad talks about the bats getting after world-class arms like Wheeler and Sanchez, as well as the starting pitching out of Leahy and Pallante. Brad also shares his perspective on the perceived energy shift in the team post-deadline and the team's resiliency. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-11:08) The legend John Coltrane. Unfortunately Mrs. Tim was listening to the last segment. Not what the player was hoping for. Holiday World. Frequent flyer miles at Lion's Choice. Mt. Rushmore of Six Flags rides.(11:15-12:16) Little quickie cause we're low on time.(12:26-13:01) And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:31) You guys think Willie would come back? The lemur is back. Baseball America has the Cardinals ranked with the 2nd best farm system in baseball. How would Release The Hoosier affect Baseball America's rankings? There was one guy not happy with Doug for his RTH idea. Jose Bautista follows everybody. Chairman is the Man in the Arena. Notes app apologies.(12:39-27:58) Design Aire Heating & Cooling E-Mail of the Day(28:08-40:36) Champion Tim. Seeking Doug Vaughn nirvana. Transcendental motivation. Doug doesn't really get too emotional about much. Come on in and celebrate sociopaths. Don't even think about making table side guac when Doug's around.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-20:23) Is End of the Road about a cuck situation? Tim getting cucked by an Ursuline girl and a mixtape involved. Do simps long to be cucks? Martin's on thin ice. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about the win and getting the series victory. Prieto finally got himself a hit. Doug drugged his dog to get it to sleep. Is Baez gonna get the call up? Baez and Navy Caps at Wrigley.(20:31-43:38) Joined by Cardinal broadcaster, Brad Thompson. Talking about the Cards win yesterday and the great at-bat by Herrera that led to the team breaking the game open. Leahy and Pallante have been very impressive. Wanna be playing meaningful baseball down the stretch. Does Brad think we'll be seeing Joshua Baez soon? How excited is Brad Thompson about the navy caps coming back. Is Martin 'King of the Luncheon?'(43:48-1:03:23) Is Jackson playing break up music today? The business end of a cuckolding. Martin's tone is throwing everybody off. Some news on the Portland Trail Blazers. The 60s-70s St. Louis Hawks uniforms. Do we have a new Smithers?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-23:22) Nice little series win for the Cardinals. That's a Big Boy Series. What do you do with a Thursday off in Chicago? Big weekend at Wrigley. A game over .500 and surging into the longest road trip of the season. Cubs creepin' up on the Brewers. We need more good Stag Podcasts. Abella Danger's got a new podcast. They're madder than hornets in Philadelphia. Bram Stoker or Brent Stover?(23:30-50:31) This isn't what Jackson meant to play. Dreams & Nightmares. Audio of the guys on the Phillies post game show and they're not happy with their club. Former Cardinal Ricky Bottalico sure is worked up as well. And maybe the most fired up is Hunter Brody. Audio of Mr. Brody losing his mind. Shove the dreams UP YOUR ASS. Chairman's out of his 'Turn The Other Cheek Era.' Anuk didn't seem to like NCOTR. Field of Dreams game on Netlfix. What are you not getting here? Self-inventory or touch grass.(50:41-1:09:05) Free Meek. TMA was on Inside Edition yesterday. Sources at LIV Golf are saying John Rahm is set to leave at the conclusion of the season. Still waiting to hear back from Liam Riley. LIx will be out at Bellerive. Doug hit a drive that caused the police to show up. Iggy's love bracelet.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Iggy brings in the pouch. Bob Vollmer calls in. Bob coaches the beach volleyball team at McKendree. Now Ryan joins the show to check in on Pestus in Festus. Jake Reynolds is next to call in. Now it's time for Steve in DeMun. Finally, Craig O'Neal calls in live from Arkansas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gordon Gecko slicked back hair. Nice little win for the Cardinals last night. Going Full Frank. Navy Caps On The Road are coming back, Jack. Doug's elderly dog issues. Gotta wonder if Anuk wanted to come in today because he knew the NCOTR announcement was coming. So it doesn't take 5 years to change uniforms? The Pep Band version of the song might have gotten the ball across the goal line. Baez and Navy Caps in Chicago? Chairman may go up on Saturday. Martin's the new rights holder on the show.Couldn't get Rihanna for the track so got Fergie instead. Interested to hear from Anuk on the results of the fan poll. Andrew Hubbard and Polos Plus giving away a NCOTR and a navy TMA hat for today's EMOTD. Chairman Steve is on the phone lines. Steve has dog takes. Chairman on Chairman crime. Caller Ellen is up next. Caller Ellen loves dogs but doesn't want em on planes or in restaurants. Celebrating Tinsel's promiscuity. Baby Jessica went bad and is in jail.Joined by Cardinal president Anuk Karunaratne joins us in studio. Thank you for doing the right thing, sir. What was the breakdown of the Navy Caps portion of the poll? Still going to wear the current City Connect jerseys next season. New regime listening to the fan base. Taking fan input into consideration. Always be marketing. Doug pitching release the hoosier. Might be more of a Banana Ball vehicle. The lack of post game sound. The Cardinals social media team. Chairman wants to play the song for Anuk.Breaking down the conversation with Anuk Karunaratne. Gotta like the messaging coming from Anuk and Chaim Bloom. Martin escorted Anuk out down the narrow hallways. Baseball America's Tools rankings. Michelle Smallmon won't be able to join us today but she's throwing out the first pitch at today's Cardinal game. Chairman's arguing with Roaring Lemur in the YouTube chat. Call in Big Lemur.How's this feel? Doug's excited to have a new granddaughter. Gordie's coming around. Sibling rivalries and birth order.The TMA ecosystem. John Rice calls in from Highway 55 heading up to STL to catch the day game today. John wants to talk 2004 SEMO baseball. The naked tarp run got the squad in some trouble. The text inbox and the YouTube chat are at war. Beercats enjoys a good busman's special. The scent of infidelity in the air. Not reporting, just speculating. Some of the dais got invited to the suite, some did not. BMI. Mazel Tov, I didn't ask. Sugar soup and the Plowhawk. Bringing bangs back.Cards get the win last night but still a few games back in the wild card. A fiery Stanek last night. Cardinal wins bring out the sundresses. We really think Release The Hoosier has some legs. Doug now wants a taser involved in it. The lemur still hasn't called in.Pick a side in the YouTube/Text Inbox war. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.Audio of Tony Larussa in the booth with Brad Thompson and Chip Caray talking about what makes a championship team. Sure would be nice to have some meaningful baseball down the stretch. Andre Pallante has been fantastic. Liberatore not so much. Finally some home grown pitching you can maybe get excited about. Dropping ass in the shower.This'll get you fired up for Cardinal baseball. Cardinal lineup is out and it seems like they may wanna get this over with quickly. You're nobody's fool. Feuerbach Optimization. And Doug has just suspended Ryan Spaeder.This song is so goated. The Colonel just released his mailbag on Power Mizzou with MizzouPlug. Wide delta for the Tigers this year. Hard to know before you see any games. Predictions based on reputations. Drink's only gotta win 8 to get an extension and 8 this year might be an accomplishment.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cardinals President of Business Operations, Anuk Karunaratne, joins the show in-studio. We talk with Anuk about the uniform survey results and the fans' overwhelming vote for the navy caps on the road. Anuk also shares other results from the survey, including how the Saturday cream and the powder blues stack up. Then Anuk shares his perspective on the previous disconnect between the team and the fan base and how they have tried to improve that over the last few years. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-9:50) This'll get you fired up for Cardinal baseball. Cardinal lineup is out and it seems like they may wanna get this over with quickly. You're nobody's fool. Feuerbach Optimization. And Doug has just suspended Ryan Spaeder.(9:58-20:37) This song is so goated. The Colonel just released his mailbag on Power Mizzou with MizzouPlug. Wide delta for the Tigers this year. Hard to know before you see any games. Predictions based on reputations. Drink's only gotta win 8 to get an extension and 8 this year might be an accomplishment.(20:47-23:35) And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-7:29) Cards get the win last night but still a few games back in the wild card. A fiery Stanek last night. Cardinal wins bring out the sundresses. We really think Release The Hoosier has some legs. Doug now wants a taser involved in it. The lemur still hasn't called in.(7:37-19:33) Pick a side in the YouTube/Text Inbox war. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.(19:43-30:58) Audio of Tony Larussa in the booth with Brad Thompson and Chip Caray talking about what makes a championship team. Sure would be nice to have some meaningful baseball down the stretch. Andre Pallante has been fantastic. Liberatore not so much. Finally some home grown pitching you can maybe get excited about. Dropping ass in the shower.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-24:14) Breaking down the conversation with Anuk Karunaratne. Gotta like the messaging coming from Anuk and Chaim Bloom. Martin escorted Anuk out down the narrow hallways. Baseball America's Tools rankings. Michelle Smallmon won't be able to join us today but she's throwing out the first pitch at today's Cardinal game. Chairman's arguing with Roaring Lemur in the YouTube chat. Call in Big Lemur.(24:22-33:52) How's this feel? Doug's excited to have a new granddaughter. Gordie's coming around. Sibling rivalries and birth order.(34:02-48:36) The TMA ecosystem. John Rice calls in from Highway 55 heading up to STL to catch the day game today. John wants to talk 2004 SEMO baseball. The naked tarp run got the squad in some trouble. The text inbox and the YouTube chat are at war. Beercats enjoys a good busman's special. The scent of infidelity in the air. Not reporting, just speculating. Some of the dais got invited to the suite, some did not. BMI. Mazel Tov, I didn't ask. Sugar soup and the Plowhawk. Bringing bangs back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-28:61) Gordon Gecko slicked back hair. Nice little win for the Cardinals last night. Going Full Frank. Navy Caps On The Road are coming back, Jack. Doug's elderly dog issues. Gotta wonder if Anuk wanted to come in today because he knew the NCOTR announcement was coming. So it doesn't take 5 years to change uniforms? The Pep Band version of the song might have gotten the ball across the goal line. Baez and Navy Caps in Chicago? Chairman may go up on Saturday. Martin's the new rights holder on the show.(28:59-52:44) Couldn't get Rihanna for the track so got Fergie instead. Interested to hear from Anuk on the results of the fan poll. Andrew Hubbard and Polos Plus giving away a NCOTR and a navy TMA hat for today's EMOTD. Chairman Steve is on the phone lines. Steve has dog takes. Chairman on Chairman crime. Caller Ellen is up next. Caller Ellen loves dogs but doesn't want em on planes or in restaurants. Celebrating Tinsel's promiscuity. Baby Jessica went bad and is in jail.(52:54-00:00) Joined by Cardinal president Anuk Karunaratne joins us in studio. Thank you for doing the right thing, sir. What was the breakdown of the Navy Caps portion of the poll? Still going to wear the current City Connect jerseys next season. New regime listening to the fan base. Taking fan input into consideration. Always be marketing. Doug pitching release the hoosier. Might be more of a Banana Ball vehicle. The lack of post game sound. The Cardinals social media team. Chairman wants to play the song for Anuk.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Doug is a Grandpa for the 2nd time! Before meeting his 2nd grandchild, he must endure the Sword of Damocles. Pouch talk. Stories of Anna Benson. Listener on listener crime. Chase Richards and Iggy's magical night. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Come hang out with us for the next five hours. A moment of gratitude that the audience was not receptive to. Like Dido in so many ways. Another Redbird nipping. That one hurt. Oli Marmol on the good at-bats and having a shot but coming up short. Yellow's their tertiary color. After Walker you don't have a lot of confidence in the lineup. Cesar Prieto still hitless. Martin's out on Gorman. Phillies love their mountain men. Who voices the Cardinals 2026 World Series video? Are you having a kid? The grandkid can wait; Ken calls. Kissing Jessica Stein coming up on Movie Boi. Is tomorrow Navy Caps On The Road announcement day?Did Kross Kross have beef with ABC. A new segment on the dossier. Prime Tim Chaim. Chaim Bloom on if the CBA negotiations affected their approach at the deadline. Bloom talking about if Walker and Wetherholt have accelerated the teams "winning window." Where homeruns go to die. Iggy's pouch. You don't put a cap on gratitude. Phone, wallet, keys.How tall was Mugsey Bogues. Send in your height, weight, and net worth. Who is our wealthiest listener? Lix vs. Joe Buck spreadsheet showdown. A minute from the clip of gratitude. Jackson loves Pretty Woman. Backpacks are a timeless accessory. Iggy called in to shed some light on things but he dropped.King of Wishful Thinking. Corey Feldman dances like Michael Jackson. Get ready for a Murderer's Row of callers. Larry Nickel here to recap some wrestling. Hope Solo and Prod Joe. Well that's Danhausen for ya. Jackson is the Danhausen of this program. Iggy's up next on the phone lines. Ken's life was in that pouch. Defending the pouch. Still need that Brody stick.Bangers from '92. Mr. Big. What pushed grunge music out? Dawson's Creek. The new TLC show about Suburban Wives. Shhhhh, the boss walked by. Ok, now back to ENM. Audio of new Michigan Head coach Kyle Whittingham rsponding after his comments about not hating Ohio State went viral. Dirty Dan The Garbage Man has been waiting on the phone lines and he wants to circle back to something. Not happy with Doug's take on grunge music. Scorching hot baseball takes from DDtGM. Doug's on his Kirkwood high horse again. Ricotta cheese kinks.Do you skip the intro when you're binge watching a show. Put Breaking Bad on your own damn list. We're not having a human conversation then. TMA Show Club at Francis Park. Doug kissin' at the Drive-In. John Rice keeps the phone lines white hot this morning. Getting stung by a bee at the drive in might be the folksiest thing ever said on this show. A little John Rice Cardinal recap. Happy birthday Producer Joe.Terry Crouppen joins us in studio. The Raja of Rip. Sons of Arthritis. Overusing ibuprofen. Age 80 is when the chickens come home to roost. Old courtroom tales. Defending people that you know are guilty. The alleged murderer was a personable guy. Terry's not planning on writing a book.New hour, new theme. An ode to Earl Weaver. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.Where were you in '92? Doug has a new grandchild but we still don't know the gender. We love our prostates. Chairman was winning science fairs and spelling bees in '92.Mizzou just announced that Sheryl Crow will be sining the National Anthem at Faurot. Jeff Suppan is on the line checking in with us. It's Tom Petty Tuesday. Won't Back Down at The Swamp. Mt. Rushmore of Tom Petty songs. The Scott Spiezio book. How much were the teammates aware of Spiezio's issues while they were going on? School's started so Soup has some free time. Still wanna get Ataca La Zona off the ground and running. Doug's the closer's closer.Nice to hear from Jeff Suppan. Little Winston. A little Kennedy, a little Clinton, with some Obama mixed in.Doug and Tim just keep getting hotter with age. And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:46) Mizzou just announced that Sheryl Crow will be sining the National Anthem at Faurot. Jeff Suppan is on the line checking in with us. It's Tom Petty Tuesday. Won't Back Down at The Swamp. Mt. Rushmore of Tom Petty songs. The Scott Spiezio book. How much were the teammates aware of Spiezio's issues while they were going on? School's started so Soup has some free time. Still wanna get Ataca La Zona off the ground and running. Doug's the closer's closer.(12:54-15:41) Nice to hear from Jeff Suppan. Little Winston. A little Kennedy, a little Clinton, with some Obama mixed in.(15:51-17:36) Doug and Tim just keep getting hotter with age. And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-17:44) Terry Crouppen joins us in studio. The Raja of Rip. Sons of Arthritis. Overusing ibuprofen. Age 80 is when the chickens come home to roost. Old courtroom tales. Defending people that you know are guilty. The alleged murderer was a personable guy. Terry's not planning on writing a book.(17:52-30:31) New hour, new theme. An ode to Earl Weaver. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.(30:41-36:33) Where were you in '92? Doug has a new grandchild but we still don't know the gender. We love our prostates. Chairman was winning science fairs and spelling bees in '92.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-18:39) King of Wishful Thinking. Corey Feldman dances like Michael Jackson. Get ready for a Murderer's Row of callers. Larry Nickel here to recap some wrestling. Hope Solo and Prod Joe. Well that's Danhausen for ya. Jackson is the Danhausen of this program. Iggy's up next on the phone lines. Ken's life was in that pouch. Defending the pouch. Still need that Brody stick.(18:47-46:35) Bangers from '92. Mr. Big. What pushed grunge music out? Dawson's Creek. The new TLC show about Suburban Wives. Shhhhh, the boss walked by. Ok, now back to ENM. Audio of new Michigan Head coach Kyle Whittingham rsponding after his comments about not hating Ohio State went viral. Dirty Dan The Garbage Man has been waiting on the phone lines and he wants to circle back to something. Not happy with Doug's take on grunge music. Scorching hot baseball takes from DDtGM. Doug's on his Kirkwood high horse again. Ricotta cheese kinks.(46:45-1:05:48) Do you skip the intro when you're binge watching a show. Put Breaking Bad on your own damn list. We're not having a human conversation then. TMA Show Club at Francis Park. Doug kissin' at the Drive-In. John Rice keeps the phone lines white hot this morning. Getting stung by a bee at the drive in might be the folksiest thing ever said on this show. A little John Rice Cardinal recap. Happy birthday Producer Joe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-30:40) Come hang out with us for the next five hours. A moment of gratitude that the audience was not receptive to. Like Dido in so many ways. Another Redbird nipping. That one hurt. Oli Marmol on the good at-bats and having a shot but coming up short. Yellow's their tertiary color. After Walker you don't have a lot of confidence in the lineup. Cesar Prieto still hitless. Martin's out on Gorman. Phillies love their mountain men. Who voices the Cardinals 2026 World Series video? Are you having a kid? The grandkid can wait; Ken calls. Kissing Jessica Stein coming up on Movie Boi. Is tomorrow Navy Caps On The Road announcement day?(30:48-47:27) Did Kross Kross have beef with ABC. A new segment on the dossier. Prime Tim Chaim. Chaim Bloom on if the CBA negotiations affected their approach at the deadline. Bloom talking about if Walker and Wetherholt have accelerated the teams "winning window." Where homeruns go to die. Iggy's pouch. You don't put a cap on gratitude. Phone, wallet, keys.(47:37-1:04:31) How tall was Mugsey Bogues. Send in your height, weight, and net worth. Who is our wealthiest listener? Lix vs. Joe Buck spreadsheet showdown. A minute from the clip of gratitude. Jackson loves Pretty Woman. Backpacks are a timeless accessory. Iggy called in to shed some light on things but he dropped.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Rafe Williams of the Rizz Show swings by briefly. Iggy tells a pouch story and the tale of his Facebook video. Golfing. Podcasts. WNBA.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Don't even think about asking for a text name change today. Jackson's back but we're all back. Would the NBA work at The Ozarks? Another Matthew Liberatore start, ah yes. Joshua Baez call up coming? Jake McCarthy's unique game over the weekend. Audio of Oli talking about JJ Wetherholt's big day.Michael McGreevy just can't seem to get himself a win. Robert Pattinson portraying Chris Hansen in the 'To Catch A Predator' movie. Skin flapping at Shady Gators. Jackson's lake weekend. What'd you shoot, boi? The Girls Next Door run in the aughts. Should we do a Boys Next Door Contest? SGO Kai and SGO Angel Julia. The E Coli levels at LOTO. TMA producers must talk in riddles. The male loneliness epidemic. Jackson likes a little hoosier in his vacation. Doug has to miss The Strode Program today.Whitney Houston is one of the all-time greats. The texters tucked Jackson in early on Friday. Does Jackson need to get a GHIN. Affliction and Ed Hardy. WNBA talk and Jackson is unsubscribing. Gangsta's Paradise. WNBA is Grifters Paradise. Royce White, known good guy.Joined by voice of the Blues Chris Kerber. What's going on in the hockey world? Kerbs has no idea. Little bit of a slow time. Gary Bettman getting booed is a right of passage. Talking the NHL's TV situation and the health of the league as a whole. Rising NHL salaries and financial talk. Would the Blues welcome an NBA team like the Trail Blazers to St. Louis? League expansion.Doug wants to do 6 hours. Chairman's got his War Gerbil shirt on today. We've stolen two NFL teams, let's make it 3. Is Juggs in DC Ann Wagner? In the last few weeks we've had Mayor Cara Spencer, Senator Eric Schmitt, Joe Buck, Jon Hamm and the golf cheater on the show. Zire Golf and Barstool have picked up on the fake hole-in-one story. That segment is the most downloaded segment in a decade. Gotta leave the families out of it. Everybody out there think about that.Two-time rush chairman, Tim McKernan. Martin has made a nice little living off of being a nostalgia merchant. What is this picture Warson Woods Wacko has sent in. Horizontal but also standing. That was NOT from Jackson's lake trip. The crowds at Busch over the weekend. The Bills are catching hell for their uniforms and the video board in their new stadium. Producer privilege. Don Mattingly and the Phillies.People confuse Tim and James Taylor. Follicly challenged. Speedy Quis in Starkville. JJ Wetherholt with a pretty good shot to win the NL ROY. Diggin' ditches with a shovel.Sick changeup, bro. Tim chatted it up with Oli and McGreevy and McGreevy talked about "Navy Caps On The Road." Stripes on the home whites? They say it makes em look 'Dumpy.' McGreevy is calling in to defend his (putrid) home pant take. He is still pro navy caps on the road. His start over the weekend.Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDLook everybody, it's James Carlton. Talking the top downloaded segments of TMA. The data may be a little skewed because of us switching podcast platforms. Banty little roosters about the interview on Friday. Does Tim have a hickey? Or is that a third nipple?Is Mark Morrison still alive? Who's your favorite New Edition member? Rolling solo to the New Edition concert. Chairman didn't grab a rose. Jackson's twisted femurs.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael McGreevy calls in at the drop of a (navy) hat to talk about his take on the Cardinals uniforms. We talk about piping on the home pants and navy caps. We also talk with Michael about his outing yesterday and pitching in the heat. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris Kerber joins the show to give us an update on the NHL offseason from the Blues perspective. Kerbs talks about the TV situation and the health of the NHL overall. Kerbs also shares his thoughts on the rising salaries for NHL players and salary cap topics. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-00:00) Look everybody, it's James Carlton. Talking the top downloaded segments of TMA. The data may be a little skewed because of us switching podcast platforms. Banty little roosters about the interview on Friday. Does Tim have a hickey? Or is that a third nipple?(00:00-19:11) Is Mark Morrison still alive? Who's your favorite New Edition member? Rolling solo to the New Edition concert. Chairman didn't grab a rose. Jackson's twisted femurs.(19:21-25:57) And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-6:46) People confuse Tim and James Taylor. Follicly challenged. Speedy Quis in Starkville. JJ Wetherholt with a pretty good shot to win the NL ROY. Diggin' ditches with a shovel.(6:54-27:43) Sick changeup, bro. Tim chatted it up with Oli and McGreevy and McGreevy talked about "Navy Caps On The Road." Stripes on the home whites? They say it makes em look 'Dumpy.' McGreevy is calling in to defend his (putrid) home pant take. He is still pro navy caps on the road. His start over the weekend.(27:53-36:20) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-14:35) Joined by voice of the Blues Chris Kerber. What's going on in the hockey world? Kerbs has no idea. Little bit of a slow time. Gary Bettman getting booed is a right of passage. Talking the NHL's TV situation and the health of the league as a whole. Rising NHL salaries and financial talk. Would the Blues welcome an NBA team like the Trail Blazers to St. Louis? League expansion.(14:43-47:32) Doug wants to do 6 hours. Chairman's got his War Gerbil shirt on today. We've stolen two NFL teams, let's make it 3. Is Juggs in DC Ann Wagner? In the last few weeks we've had Mayor Cara Spencer, Senator Eric Schmitt, Joe Buck, Jon Hamm and the golf cheater on the show. Zire Golf and Barstool have picked up on the fake hole-in-one story. That segment is the most downloaded segment in a decade. Gotta leave the families out of it. Everybody out there think about that.(47:42-1:03:59) Two-time rush chairman, Tim McKernan. Martin has made a nice little living off of being a nostalgia merchant. What is this picture Warson Woods Wacko has sent in. Horizontal but also standing. That was NOT from Jackson's lake trip. The crowds at Busch over the weekend. The Bills are catching hell for their uniforms and the video board in their new stadium. Producer privilege. Don Mattingly and the Phillies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-18:13) Don't even think about asking for a text name change today. Jackson's back but we're all back. Would the NBA work at The Ozarks? Another Matthew Liberatore start, ah yes. Joshua Baez call up coming? Jake McCarthy's unique game over the weekend. Audio of Oli talking about JJ Wetherholt's big day.(18:21-39:57) Michael McGreevy just can't seem to get himself a win. Robert Pattinson portraying Chris Hansen in the 'To Catch A Predator' movie. Skin flapping at Shady Gators. Jackson's lake weekend. What'd you shoot, boi? The Girls Next Door run in the aughts. Should we do a Boys Next Door Contest? SGO Kai and SGO Angel Julia. The E Coli levels at LOTO. TMA producers must talk in riddles. The male loneliness epidemic. Jackson likes a little hoosier in his vacation. Doug has to miss The Strode Program today.(40:07-59:01) Whitney Houston is one of the all-time greats. The texters tucked Jackson in early on Friday. Does Jackson need to get a GHIN. Affliction and Ed Hardy. WNBA talk and Jackson is unsubscribing. Gangsta's Paradise. WNBA is Grifters Paradise. Royce White, known good guy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tim is such a talent. Tim's list of FBS teams he has seen. Where were you when Mario Chalmers hit that three? Last day to get a text name change until next month. Sometimes outright racist. The lede is our new chair and Doug's happy little caboose. Congrats to Mizzou on their retroactive 1960 National Championship. The Purdue AD may have stepped in it yesterday. Prod Joe and Gene Keady. Best hair on college coaches. Concrete boats. Tiger Nationalism at it's finest right there. Papers is heading to LOTO to ball strike. Local guy who faked a hole-in-one and is gaining national attention.Zach Holland, the gentleman at the center of the fake hole-in-one story joins us on the phone lines to tell his story. This happened at the Winghaven Member-Member. Told his playing partners he may have gotten a hole-in-one and that there was a divot on the green. The superintendent allegedly checked cameras and saw he had faked it. What was the motivation behind it? People going after his family.Jackson's coif. Jerry's on the phone lines with a little info on the 1960 Mizzou National Championship and he's gonna be quick because he's got a tee time coming up. Jerry's got that north county accent. Melk. Yesterday's round with McGreevy and Pallante got rained out.Basic beds and nothing but jams. Catchers and Turtle from Entourage are the only ones allowed to wear their hat backwards. The Knicks E-Sports team. Audio of The Cat on Foul Territory talking about not counting out the Cardinals just yet. TMAU went 2-0 last night to keep hope alive. The Bobblehead Bandit. Ladies with plugs in texting in. Schneidthorst. Old Timey photos at Lake of the Ozarks. Ciggy breath. Lamberts. Ol' Norm's Pass Arounds. Tall women who chew. Chairman's sweet on LIllith Khan.I Got 5 On It. Doug, you wanna go half on a sack with me? Drops of the Week. If your dad can sell advertising well, you can sit in this chair. Rich Gould's no Friday rule. Jon Jay and Nevin Shapiro.Jon Jay joins us on the phone lines. Big hit and scored the tying run in the 10th inning of Game 6 of the 2011 World Series. Sunday night at Family Golf. Getting more into the game of golf. What's this season been like for him and the staff? Getting his thoughts on Nevin Shapiro and this year's Hurricanes football team. Proofread before you hit send. Mizzou football.Did Akon do a full set? Offers for Lake Tribbing. Relationships built on a foundation of trust. Mt. Rushmore of Notorious BIG songs. Iggy's Crestfallen Accountant calls in and wants to thank the dais for helping him get through a rough day. Doug wants to up it to six hours per day. His wife doesn't listen to the show. Lots of shots at the skeleton. This show's fungus effect. "I ain't forced to listen." We're lousy with Sharons. Charter member Martin Kilcoyne.Undeniable banger here. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.Tom Tom Club. Boy George was a banger. Doug likes a gentleman in a housecoat. John Vaughn is a special teams force. Papers didn't invite Tim, Doug, and Chairman to the lake. Mike Danton documentary. What's on a dirty wing? Lots of armchair producing going on.Unique bangs. Ever go to any Oakville proms in the 80's? Check out my matted tufts this weekend. Doug's weekend plans. Yabba dabba doo.Auburn and Tre Mason running all over Mizzou in the SEC Championship game. Yachts on LOTO. New season of Ted Lasso. Feelin' great and fulfilled.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jon Jay joins us to talk about his upcoming event at Family Golf and Learning Center on Sunday. Jon also talks about the Cardinals performance so far this season and some of the things that have really excited him. Jon also talks about coaching and how he's enjoyed it so far. Jon Jay also talks about his Miami Hurricanes and their upcoming football & hoops season. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Unique bangs. Ever go to any Oakville proms in the 80's? Check out my matted tufts this weekend. Doug's weekend plans. Yabba dabba doo.Auburn and Tre Mason running all over Mizzou in the SEC Championship game. Yachts on LOTO. New season of Ted Lasso. Feelin' great and fulfilled.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-16:47) Did Akon do a full set? Offers for Lake Tribbing. Relationships built on a foundation of trust. Mt. Rushmore of Notorious BIG songs. Iggy's Crestfallen Accountant calls in and wants to thank the dais for helping him get through a rough day. Doug wants to up it to six hours per day. His wife doesn't listen to the show. Lots of shots at the skeleton. This show's fungus effect. "I ain't forced to listen." We're lousy with Sharons. Charter member Martin Kilcoyne.(16:55-28:09) Undeniable banger here. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.(28:18-43:06) Tom Tom Club. Boy George was a banger. Doug likes a gentleman in a housecoat. John Vaughn is a special teams force. Papers didn't invite Tim, Doug, and Chairman to the lake. Mike Danton documentary. What's on a dirty wing? Lots of armchair producing going on.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-26:54) Basic beds and nothing but jams. Catchers and Turtle from Entourage are the only ones allowed to wear their hat backwards. The Knicks E-Sports team. Audio of The Cat on Foul Territory talking about not counting out the Cardinals just yet. TMAU went 2-0 last night to keep hope alive. The Bobblehead Bandit. Ladies with plugs in texting in. Schneidthorst. Old Timey photos at Lake of the Ozarks. Ciggy breath. Lamberts. Ol' Norm's Pass Arounds. Tall women who chew. Chairman's sweet on LIllith Khan.(27:02-36:41) I Got 5 On It. Doug, you wanna go half on a sack with me? Drops of the Week. If your dad can sell advertising well, you can sit in this chair. Rich Gould's no Friday rule. Jon Jay and Nevin Shapiro.(36:51-1:02:13) Jon Jay joins us on the phone lines. Big hit and scored the tying run in the 10th inning of Game 6 of the 2011 World Series. Sunday night at Family Golf. Getting more into the game of golf. What's this season been like for him and the staff? Getting his thoughts on Nevin Shapiro and this year's Hurricanes football team. Proofread before you hit send. Mizzou football.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-30:37) Tim is such a talent. Tim's list of FBS teams he has seen. Where were you when Mario Chalmers hit that three? Last day to get a text name change until next month. Sometimes outright racist. The lede is our new chair and Doug's happy little caboose. Congrats to Mizzou on their retroactive 1960 National Championship. The Purdue AD may have stepped in it yesterday. Prod Joe and Gene Keady. Best hair on college coaches. Concrete boats. Tiger Nationalism at it's finest right there. Papers is heading to LOTO to ball strike. Local guy who faked a hole-in-one and is gaining national attention.(30:45-52:43) Zach Holland, the gentleman at the center of the fake hole-in-one story joins us on the phone lines to tell his story. This happened at the Winghaven Member-Member. Told his playing partners he may have gotten a hole-in-one and that there was a divot on the green. The superintendent allegedly checked cameras and saw he had faked it. What was the motivation behind it? People going after his family.(52:53-1:06:02) Jackson's coif. Jerry's on the phone lines with a little info on the 1960 Mizzou National Championship and he's gonna be quick because he's got a tee time coming up. Jerry's got that north county accent. Melk. Yesterday's round with McGreevy and Pallante got rained out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we're back... Jon Hamm's appearance on TMA. Ms. Elizabeth. Sassy Cassy. Old Rock & Roll stars. The Ballwin Beer Bitch calls in with tales of lesbianism. Patio furniture. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How 'bout that Cardinal starting pitching. Light issues at Yankee Stadium last night. Gary Coleman on a tricycle. Travel logistics. Martin is The Great Tinkerer. Tim and Jackson supposed to be teeing off at 1:00 but the weather could be an issue. I ride with Al In Dadeville. Revisiting Predictionary. Where's the nearest Sizzler? Be nice to have a sweat going into the last month of the season. Juggs in DC still on the Redbirds to make the playoffs. Early morning texts to BT.Rhythm of the Night. Happy Birthday, Randy Debarge. What game show would you do the best on? A little guessing game for Doug. Which NL team has played the most playoff games since 2000? Surviving the boot/gift card era. Tallying the votes on the TMA Choose Your Airplane Seat post.Iggy's not happy with Martin in the YouTube chat. School's in session, Doug. A signed Brody stick. The Sopranos scenes with Dr. Melfi. Audio of Oli Marmol on the win and guys stepping up amidst this long stretch of games. Doug's stiff thinking about Ragsdale. Nolan Gorman heating up in Memphis. The future is Prieto. Trapper Keepers.Happy Birthday Vera Farmiga. A little Sadie Hawkins for Doug. Audio of Brian Kelly giving us a game-by-game breakdown of Notre Dame's schedule. Audio of John Smoltz on how to avoid a lockout, saying the season should be split in half to give small market teams a better chance to compete. Shane Beamer's seat. The nine game SEC conference schedule. CBS Sports ranking SEC coaches. Tennessee's favorable schedule. Better update them standings, McCracken.Martin asked Jackson to make and bring him a coffee. Ridiculous request. We don't get paid to talk about the Billikens until mid-August. Surprise guest time, Jon Hamm is on the phone lines. Jon was behind at the Cards/Yankees game in New York the other night. Does he have a close relationship with anyone with the Cardinals. Filming for 'Your Friends & Neighbors.' Not everyone at Yankee Stadium is named 'Vinny.' Getting Jon's take on Navy Caps On The Road. Being in NY for the Knicks parade. Bring the Trail Blazers home.Joined by Cardinal broadcaster Brad Thompson who's up early this morning after a late arrival back in the STL. Hopefully the series win over the Yankees can build some momentum. Nathan Church. Jimmy Crooks. Nolan Gorman in Memphis. Joshua Baez.Chairman Kurt already has a clip of Jon Hamm endorsing the St. Louis Trail Blazers up on Instagram and Twitter. Lots of people wondering if Iggy is going to ask Jon Hamm to sign something for Gobble Bowl. Chairman isn't happy with Jon Hamm for wearing a black and white Cardinal hat. Martin may fill in for Doug on ATMA next week.Iggy's manifesto in the YouTube chat. He left Jon Hamm a voicemail. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.A little Tyler Childers to get the vibes right. A fun exercise with The Colonel on Power Mizzou. Listing the FBS teams Tim has seen but Doug keeps interrupting. Tim walked so podcasters could run. Grosse Pointe Blank.Picking up Tim's list with the O's. Doug's ready for this to end. Surprising number.Seggies gonna be a little short because we're up against it. Are Jackson and Tim gonna be out there with McGreevy and Pallante today shaving strokes? Jackson doesn't have a simulator or a basement.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brad Thompson joins the show to talk all things Cardinals following the series win in the Bronx. BT talks about the late arrival for the team into town last night and his experience in NYC. Brad also talks about the post-deadline Redbirds, the starting pitching of late, and some of the Triple-A guys we could see before year's end. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jon Hamm joins the show out of nowhere to talk Cardinals baseball and catch up with the fellas. Jon talks about his experience at the Yankees – Cardinals game and shooting season 3 of Your Friends and Neighbors. Jon also talks being in NYC during the Knicks run. Jon also gives his thoughts on the Blues upcoming season. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-7:00) Picking up Tim's list with the O's. Doug's ready for this to end. Surprising number.(7:08-9:30) Seggies gonna be a little short because we're up against it. Are Jackson and Tim gonna be out there with McGreevy and Pallante today shaving strokes? Jackson doesn't have a simulator or a basement.(9:40-13:43) And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.