The Non Essentials Podcast

Only fans numbers are frightening for young women, that dirt smell might be evolutionarily advantageous, Is it a true Dire Wolf or a waste of time, Vivarium movie review, Minecraft cinema fun, Living forever, and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Thank you for joining us, please support our sponser Comedy Cabin by going to Cabinlaughs.comAnd consider joining our Patreon... or don't... thanks for reading this far though...... how are you? Ok sorry now this is awkward. Smoke BOMB!!!!!!!! .........I should have ran when the smoke bomb went off. 

Thanks for joining us, the Penny is going away, Gangbangs have tricky rules, Crypto Hawk Tuah coins are bad news, Elon's hanging out with Kanye too much, An Asteroid is coming for us and a Lady is Her"Ass"ing a lovers ex. All that plus puns. Your welcome for the good time and tell your friends. Our numbers are terrible. 

Step into the eerie depths of St. Louis' haunted Lemp Brewery as Rene takes us on a chilling journey through its dark and mysterious history. From the rise of the Lemp family's brewing empire to the tragic tales of heartbreak, scandal, and untimely deaths, discover why this historic site is considered one of the most haunted places in America. Uncover the spirits said to still roam the brewery's abandoned halls and explore the secrets buried beneath the surface. This episode is perfect for history buffs, paranormal enthusiasts, and anyone who dares to listen.

We are back after a hiatus talking brain worms, invisible mice, grandma protection, nuclear war plus tons more on this episode of TNEP

Sorry for the delayed episode. Jake had a pretty good bout with the plague going around. So what's in store of this episode? Olympic reminiscing brings back found memories of Hip Hop dancing and vaulters. Time apparently runs different on the Moon? Apple stock has been a strong miss for a long time, A new skincare routine all the cool inbred kids are trying, and Jesus's blanket gets examined plus more on this episode. 

In this chilling episode of The Non Essentials Podcast, Rene takes us into the dark and twisted life of Mary Ann Cotton, Britain's first female serial killer. Born into poverty in the 19th century, Cotton left a trail of death in her wake, marrying multiple times and losing husbands, children, and lovers under suspicious circumstances. Was she an unlucky widow or a cunning poisoner driven by greed?Join us as we unravel the macabre tale of how Mary Ann Cotton used arsenic to commit heinous crimes, becoming one of the most notorious figures in Victorian England. Discover the grisly details of her life, the investigation that led to her capture, and the ultimate fate that befell this deadly woman.If you enjoy exploring the shadowy corners of history, don't forget to subscribe to The Non Essentials Podcast on YouTube, share these eerie stories with your friends, and find us on Patreon for exclusive content and more!

Lizzo space math, Teeth vision, New young saints from the church all sorts of good strange stuff happen this week. Oh and something happen in a rally as well somewhere. You probably haven't heard of it. We check in on Hauk Tuah girl before her fame dies and catch up on everything going on in the world on this episode of The Non Essentials Pocast

Hauk Tuah has the internet in a headlock, Janesville was hit by a tornado, 2 old dudes are debating, and tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Thanks for joining us and sending in stories to make this happy. The internet tell us to tell our listeners to share this with your friends but I say no. Keep it a cool kids club. 

You listening to music driving to the negotiation? Maury would have trouble finding out someone isn't the mother to their own kids. Jake goes full tinfoil hat and Adam has a new form of birth control for men called.... well.... Adam. Plus tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast

Special Misfits themed episode of 138 in honor of the song "We are 138". Marriage, Brady's Netflix roast, That strange painting of the British king all solved and summed up nicely on this episode. Love listening? Check out the show on Youtube and like and subscribe and all that good stuff to help support this project for each and every one of you.

Rene returns bringing Adam, Jake, and our awesome listeners a story of confederate espionage perpetrated by a fiery youth during one of America's darkest periods. The civil war plunged our country's future into chaos and uncertainly. A southern girl named Belle Boyd found herself there pivotal in the way the war unfolded, and responsible for the way her life ended up. Rene navigates us through this rebel's life in classic informative and engaging recounting of infamous Belle Boyd. Thanks for joining us and please consider supporting us on Patreon and like and sub on Youtube as well . 

Jake finally cuts his hair  to donate (special thanks to Marissa, check out the video on Youtube). Balls eclipse the actually eclipse, Cloud Seeding, OJ Simpson finally kicks the bucket, Ozempic babies,  and tons more on this special episode. Also we have the return of Rene for Episode 137A coming out next week! 

MLB betting scandals, Ariana Grande divorce payout, Boeing suicides, and freezing leg scams on this episode of TNEP.

Adam is back from his trip abroad and Jake has an art experience  with the unhoused. Mike Tyson steps back into the ring , Rachel Dolezal remerges, and Madagascar aims to set a tone on this episode of TNEP. 

Happy Taylor Bowl who is not a spy op…..she isn't. All sort of Super Bowl Banter to torture Adam with as well as Sexting legal updates. Vince McMahon's life takes a WWE turn, Elon cooking up something new for election season plus tons more on this episode of TNEP.

Somehow drinking saved over 200 dogs! We are heroes! Actually no, our listeners are heroes helping place over 200 pacemakers to save dog's lives. All joking aside we are pretty proud of this one and jump in the details during this episode. Also nitrogen was used for an execution for the first time in American history, Stanley cups continue the bizarre trend they have found themselves on. Doctors are still paying for our kinks, a teen is caught making strange deposits at a bank in Utah, A strange occurrence has Kansas wondering what went down resulting in 3 deaths, and Taylor Swift is being propagated by A.I. is unpleasant ways.Special thank you to all our listeners, be sure to follow our Youtube as well, and consider supporting us on Patreon. 

A nightmare for announcers is heading to college, Kat Williams unloaded secrets shaking up the comedy world, Why you want to keep a can of Off in the Czech, Secret Jewish Tunnels? What a great week of headline we have had for this episode. 

Jake's favorite time of the year has come as we dive into all the stats that pornhub released. Turns out we are all maturing but not the way you would think, We comb through state's interests and revealing numbers. Plus learn about how car thieves are evolving as well. Thanks for joining us bringing 2023 to a close. 

Strange circumcision practices, Man's best friends pulmonary needs, Shakespeare was negging before it was cool, Panera's charged with a crime, plus tons more on this episode of TNEP.    

Halloween has came and went as we dive into italian moms dealing with homesteading kids, free range restaurant kids, Moms trying to be way to cool at house parties, an how to guide of how to flavor your finisher move, an Elon update oh and so much more on this spooky episode on TNEPBe sure to follow us on Youtube as well and support on Patreon. We do this at an incredible loss, but if you get happiness out of it then it's worth it. 

Episode 126 of The Non Essentials Podcast had us rolling with laughter as we delved into a wild mix of topics. First up, we explored the hilarious world of fake art – from faux Picassos to pretend Pollocks, the art forgery game is truly an art in itself! Then, we dove deep into the conspiracy theory that had iPhone 12 users fearing radiation! But the real highlight?  We also dared to tackle the "World's Shortest IQ Test," Also Jake, our resident A.I. optimist, who had us pondering the future plus more on this episode. Tune in to The Non Essentials Podcast and laugh along with us!If you've been enjoying The Non Essentials Podcast and want to support us even further, we'd love to have you join our Patreon community! By becoming a Patreon member. Your support helps us keep the laughter coming and ensures that we can continue to create entertaining episodes. So, if you're a fan of our podcast and want to be a part of our inner circle, head over to our Patreon page and consider joining today. We can't wait to welcome you into our podcast family!

We lost some musical legends, hear about a trip to Spain, 70's show Hyde turns out to be without character, Barstool sports pulls a fast one, and The Great Wall of China is knocked down a peg. Plus more on this episode of TNEP 

Tricky Wendy's Manager, Maui Wildfires, Lizzo Antics, Wisconsin's Upper Peninsula Origins, Make a Wish gets a tough one, Ancient Torture, Plus more on this episode of TNEP.Also, we are gonna be taking a fews weeks to catch the end of Summer. 

Adam takes the loss of Pee Wee hard, Brotherly love means different things to Manatees, Bruce Willis may get another role, and dogs steal the show on this episode plus much more.  

Elon doing Elon things, Jake's son is already upstaging him, No tree is safe in the Queen's private garden, Sharks get a bit more dangerous, and we learn a bit about the lord. Plus much more on this episode of TNEP.

A big Winner in LA. Ever heard of the Zambian Space Program? Mother's body sold to the Military for bomb testing uncovers other horrors, and Jake throws a curveball

There is a new Cornhole hero in town, Mrs Maxwell is thriving in prison while Gymnastic Doctors do not, Adam teaches Jake more kid lingo. Zuch reveals his big move against twitter, and china leads the way in treating men and much more on this episode of TNEP. 

Wow we got a good one for you today, I dare say one of our best. Adam brings us stuff you never knew about sent. Wifi cameras become a spy to all, Cars are on the edge of tomorrow with flying, A seagull lures a man to lust. Jake learns new words to ruin for his children and we get a chess scandal update.  

We figure out how Jake and Adam would do in prison, Hear some vegan perspectives, paintings by Hitler, doctor tips from the 1800's, how you would do in an alien invasion, and yes….. we mention the sub.

We are diving into the turbulent life of Anne Bonny, the notorious pirate queen of the Caribbean. In this gripping podcast, we unravel the enigmatic tale of a woman who defied societal norms and sailed fearlessly through treacherous waters. From her birth in Ireland to her scandalous love affair and eventual piracy alongside Calico Jack Rackham, Anne Bonny's story is one of audacity, adventure, and rebellion. Join us as we navigate through historical records, personal accounts, and folklore to bring you the captivating narrative of a woman who left an indelible mark on the high seas. Prepare to be captivated by the legend of Anne Bonny, the fierce pirate queen whose name still echoes through the ages.

From the strange onset of Quebec's wildfires to the uncaring of incredible UFO news we had quite a strange week. We learned some useful what to dos in the event of a Jelly Fish sting. Touch on Target's approach to June and get quite a dose of European History. Thanks for joining us on this episode. Be sure to subscribe for updates when new episode come out. Also next week Mrs. Wright takes us back to hear about one of The craziest unlikely pirate stories putting Jack Sparrow to shame. 

Biden's fall or narrow escape? Fall..... definitely  fall. Speaking of falling we learned about the largest waterfall in the world. Also in falling news a new champion is crowned in the famous Cheese Wheel race. A cure for aging is now within grasp, but you might have to have a creepy grasp to obtain it. The worst 911 call you have ever heard, and tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. 

Martha Stewarts Swimsuit Spread catches the world by surprise. A bus in nicaraguan careens off a cliff through Africanized bees, Catholicism has made a new sorting system for  french Pedos,

Sasha Rosser is a Russian-American stand-up with a nerd's take on black and blue comedy. Covering everything from divorce to serial killer's brains,  her dark, irreverent act has been seen at clubs, corporate events, and comedy festivals across North America. She has performed with national headliners including Matteo Lane, Shane Torres, and Dave Attell. Sasha is a regular and headliner at Laugh Factory: Chicago and has been chosen to perform on Comedians You Should Know, Comedy on State's "Best of the Midwest" showcase, and Kenan Thompson's Ultimate Comedy Showcase. In 2022 she founded Cheshire Cat Comedy, a Madison-based production company that organizes stand-up and variety shows across Wisconsin, and in 2023 she was a finalist in Madison's Funniest Comic Competition.

Happy Belated May the 4th. Technical issues pushed it back but we still brought the goods. Dog and Cat watching Tv, a shot heard round the block probably, Ethics in regards to a marathon, Serial Sperm donor....... yup, The Navy's new recruiting methods, Putin confuses what war means, and a Bus driver that is actually a teacher. That and more on this episode. Please give a subscribe to our youtube page, sign into your friend's phone and do it, and give us a review where ever you listen. Also coming soon we do another Comic Spotlight Interviewing Madison Comic Sasha Rosser . Thanks and get out and enjoy this weather!Also consider joining our Patreon, ya know for the effort (Joe Pesci voice) https://www.patreon.com/TheNonEssentialsPodcast

Recently Headlining at The Comedy Cabin in Janesville Wi. We had a blast on this spotlight episode with Chris diving into everything from his origins to interest in the Paranormal. Growing up on the mean streets of Iowa, Chris Schlichting knew that he either had to take up standup comedy or join the notorious Midwest gang known as “The Farmers.” He is quickly gaining a reputation as one of the best comics on the planet, and by “planet” we mean “his street.” Described as “hilarious” by his mom, and “not good at sports” by his dad, Chris takes pride in his immature and lovable style.-Be sure to go to ChriSchlichting.com and follow Chris on IG:SchlickcomedyTiktok:SchlickcomedyFB: Chris Schlichting

What the hell is going on with The Lama? Ben Affleck's Air pays it forward, and surprise surprise Kim Kardashian is a man eater after all. All that and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Also, please go subscribe to our Youtube page. 

Jared Porter is a rising star in the Madison, Wisconsin comedy scene. With his quick wit, clever jokes, and charming stage presence, he has been making audiences laugh and winning over fans with every performance. Standing tall with long hair and a beard, Jared has a distinct look that matches his unique style of comedy. He is a master at weaving personal stories and observations into his sets, making each performance feel intimate and relatable.Last year, he showed the world what he was capable of when he finished in the top 5 of Comedy on State's yearly competition, and hopes to be crowned Madison's funniest and join a short list of elites from our State.Jared has also had the opportunity to share the stage with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Shane Torres, Jay Chandrasekhar, and Phil Hanley. His ability to hold his own in the company of such established and talented comedians speaks volumes about his skill and potential.follow him here https://www.instagram.com/_jaredporter_/https://www.facebook.com/jared.porter.73https://twitter.com/GoodJobVeryCool

Meat glue, call for AI development halt, What noises in bed true purpose are, Bud Light pisses a Kid off, and tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. 

Cardi Bi kicks us off with sage lyrics, Cocaine Bear's director's, Mammoths roaming again soon, California's Mansion tax is no April fools joke, plus tons more on the excellent episode of TNEP

Gwyneth Paltrow has some trouble on the slopes, A Dog day afternoon in Florida doesn't disappoint, Hillary and Chels have a ball at a musical, Tik tok ban, and Chatgpt plus tons more on this episode of TNEP

Quickly climbing through the ranks of comics in the state-line area, Alex has found a voice that sounds just as comfortable shouting over a pool hall jukebox as it does delivering biting satire in the area's most historic theaters. This stiff upper lip style follows in the working class traditions of Pryor and Carlin - critical but not thoughtless, unabashed but not crass.

Black eye's son, Bank's imploding, Packers and Aaron break up, Lord of the rings is starting a Wonka type sweepstakes, Which toilet paper taste best? All of that and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. 

Every heard of Olga of Kiev? Your gonna love this one. Olga of Kiev, also known as Saint Olga, was a ruler of Kievan Rus' who lived in the 10th century. She was born in Pskov, Russia, around 890, and was married to the Prince of Kiev, Igor I. When her husband was killed by a neighboring tribe (Buckle up for that part), Olga took over as regent for their son, Svyatoslav. She became known for her intelligence, courage, and determination, and she successfully defended her kingdom against several invasions.Olga is perhaps best known for her conversion to Christianity. She was baptized in Constantinople in 957, becoming the first ruler of Kievan Rus' to embrace the new faith. She subsequently attempted to convert her subjects, although she faced significant resistance. Olga died in 969, and was later canonized by the Orthodox Church. She is considered a patron saint of widows and converts

In this Episode  we delve into the controversy surrounding South Park's recent episode, which targeted the Royal family, sparking a heated debate about the line between humor and offense. Moving on, we discuss the evolving approach to censorship of nudity in Japan,In a more lighthearted but peculiar story, we touch upon the surprising findings of a recent study on male mice testicles, We then jump into the ongoing debate surrounding equality on Youtube, Additionally we discuss a new kissing app that has caught people's attention, which uses sensors to provide feedback on users' kissing technique. While some may view this as a mere novelty, experts suggest that the app could be beneficial for those with social anxiety or difficulties with physical intimacy. Overall, these stories highlight the diverse and curious nature of the world we live in, and the many interesting and sometimes unexpected topics that capture our attention.Description brought through Jake and ChatGpt collaboration. Together perhaps nobody will ever  toil away over a hot keyboard again. 

Robert Smalls was an extraordinary figure in American history, born into slavery in South Carolina in 1839. Despite the challenges he faced as a slave, he was able to learn how to read and write and eventually became a skilled sailor and boat pilot. In 1862, he seized an opportunity to escape slavery by commandeering a Confederate ship, the Planter, and sailing it to Union territory with his family and other enslaved people on board. This daring act earned him fame and recognition, and he went on to become a Union hero and later served as a congressman in South Carolina during Reconstruction, fighting for civil rights and social justice. Smalls' life is a testament to the power of courage, determination, and resilience in the face of oppression and adversity

Adam's vacation goes wrong, Something happened in Ohio, Mammoths are coming back! Wisconsin Taylor Schabuisness attacks her lawyer and tons more goodies on this episode of TNEP. -Also be sure to like and subscribe to be ready for episode 107A covering the Amazing life of Robert Smalls. 

Welcome to Episode 106. Crazy cat stories to Doja Cat, More cop memes? Yup. DeJa Vu's strip marketing plans. Plus  tons more of This Episode of TNEP.