Two Fat Guys Eat

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate National Pizza Day (02/09/25) with a taste test to see who makes the best pizza in town! Will it be the local favorite J&P New York Pizza (could be)? Perhaps the slightly fancier alternative, Coal Fire (maybe)? Could it be the fancy restaurant, Cugino Forno (probably)? Who will be proclaimed the finest available pizza in our small town? You'll just have to listen in to find out! Our subject from this episode is local pizza from J&P Pizza, Coal Fire and Cugino Forno in Frederick, MD! Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this second part of the TFGE Holiday Spectacular, we debut a new segment called The Food Court, in which we discuss certain hot-button food topics. In this inaugural outing, we ask the question: does Eggnog need booze to be good or can you drink it straight from the carton? Find out as we lose our keys and our Lactaid pills to get to the bottom of it. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

In this two-part Christmas special, Two Fat Guys Eat celebrates the holidays by asking what's the best Christmas-themed tree-shaped treat: The Reese's Peanut Butter Tree or The Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake? It's the holiday themed head-to-head that no one asked for! Two snacks enter! No snacks leave! Our subject from this episode is REESE'S Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Snack Size Trees and the Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes! Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we do our follow-up panel from last year's Twin Cities Con, where someone made the suggestion that we should do an episode on Midwestern (or Minnesota, depending on who you ask) salads, the good, the bad and the ugly. We're going to line up the best to the worst recipes that the internet has to offer and rank them! This episode was recorded live on location at Twin Cities Con 2024 in Minneapolis, Minnesota! https://www.twincitiescon.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

On this insulin-pumping episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate spoopy season by trying the newest edition to the Monster Cereal family, Carmella Creeper! We discuss its' aesthetic and lack of original flavor and lament the loss of Fruit Brute. We then discuss an impulse buy in Kit-Kat's latest offering, Chocolate Frosted Donut flavored Kit-Kats! Our subject from this episode is Carmella Creeper cereal from General Mills - https://monsterscereal.com/pages/carmella-creeper and Kit-Kat's Chocolate Frosted Donut bars - https://shop.hersheys.com/our-brands/kit-kat%C2%AE/034000318940.html?srsltid=AfmBOopqq6EnFLTJ1EF3zhC4aYkl8NBCnllyvPH9jcgfts0sPkVM6zaZ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're celebrating the dog days of the season and talking about the quintessential summer treat, the S'more! We try some suggestions from the Frederick Fattys, a local FB group who love food too! Sean & Colin discusses their history with S'mores and camping, as well as their perfect S'more recipe. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of TFGE, Colin and Sean discuss their thoughts on the state of fast-food, bone-in, fried chicken in America (no chicken strips/tenders/nuggets.sandwiches this episode). They try and rank the top four chains in America: Popeye's, KFC, Bojangles' and Church's! They based their scores on taste (is it seasoned properly?), technique (is it cooked properly?) and texture (is it crispy, crunchy or greasy?). They also opine on why chains offer spicy and mild version of fried chicken, rather than offering one version, but seasoned correctly. Our subject from this episode is bone-in fried chicken from the 4 major fried chicken chains in the United States: https://www.popeyes.com/ https://www.bojangles.com/ https://www.kfc.com/ https://www.churchs.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of TFGE, Colin and Sean discuss their particular tastes when drinking beers or enjoying some herbal refreshments. Sean discusses his favorite drunk foods and why Ledo's pizza tastes even better after 5 or 6 cold ones. Colin talks about his favorite foods while high and why pierogi dogs and Krispy Kreme burgers should be a thing. Our subject from this episode is various items that we've enjoyed while drunk or high. No link this time, sorry! Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com  

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're back with the remaining matchups of THE MEAT 16 2024! In this episode, we make our cholesterol-induced arguments to crown the best fast-food sandwich! Will your favorite win? Our subject from this episode is various items from McDonald's Burger King, Wendy's, Shake Shack, Steak and Shake and many more. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're back with THE MEAT 16! This time, we review 16 items from fast food restaurants around the country to decide who makes the best fast food sandwich! Will your favorite item reign supreme? You'll have to listen to find out! Our subject from this episode is various items from McDonald's Burger King, Wendy's, Shake Shack, Steak and Shake and many more. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this post Thanksgiving episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we discuss the opening of the local Qdoba and how excited Brian and Sean are by this. Colin gets to try Qdoba for the first time and we discuss the merits of Qdoba vs. Chipotle in taste, price and general presentation.  Our subject from this episode is food from both Chipotle and Qdoba: https://www.chipotle.com/ and https://www.qdoba.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/ Want to see a live show of Two Fat Guys Eat? See us live at Twin Cities Con 11/03 and 11/04/23! https://www.twincitiescon.com/

On this live episode of Two Fat Guys Eat at Twin Cities Con 2023, we discuss our experiences with local legends and try Minneapolis' own culinary contribution, the Juicy Lucy! We discuss the pros and cons of Matt's Bar, the 5-8 Club and The Nook. We discuss not only our favorite Lucy configurations, the general vibes of the bars and also other food recommendations from the crowd! Our subject from this episode is the Juicy Lucy from the following restaurants: Matt's Bar: https://mattsbar.com/ The 5-8 Club: https://www.5-8club.com/ The Nook: https://www.crnook.com/ If you are interested in learning more about Twin Cities Con, check them out at https://www.twincitiescon.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

On this delightfully cheeky episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, our friends have returned from vacation in London and decided to bring us a literal treasure trove of snacks! We try numerous crisps and chocolates from the UK, such as Walker's, Quality Street, Cadbury, Tesco's and many more.  Our subject from this episode are mutiple snacks from the United Kingdom, sorry no link this time! Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/ Want to see a live show of Two Fat Guys Eat? See us live at Twin Cities Con 11/03 and 11/04/23! https://www.twincitiescon.com/

On this blue-cheese drenched episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're in the midst of football season and we're talking about one of the most popular tailgating foods, the Buffalo wing! Colin is concerned that this episode will cost him his Buffalo card (he thinks bone-in wings are an ineffecient way to enjoy chicken). Brian and Sean share other configuations of the buffalo chicken flavor that Colin might try and enjoy more. Colin and Brian also try Buffalo Pepsi (Josh Allen made us do it). Our subject from this episode is the Buffalo Wings from Anchor Bar: https://anchorbar.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/ Interested in checking out the NFL Team Wings Ranking? Check out @SupChef on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@supchef  

On this deep-fried episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we go to the Great Frederick Fair and try to find the best meal for under a $25 limit (which we immediately go over). We discuss our choices from BBQ, Gyros and pickle pizza. We also indulge in the more famous fair favorites like fried oreos and twinkies! Our subject from this episode is the food trucks at The Great Frederick Fair! https://thegreatfrederickfair.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

On this late episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we discuss Sean's favorite fair food and Greece's answer to the sandwich, the Gyro! We talk favorite combinations, do's and dont's and a few places locally where you can go to get the best gyros! Our subject from this episode is the Gyro, here are two places that we suggest you check out! The Big Greek Cafe in Urbana, MD: https://www.biggreekcafe.com/ and Aleko's Village Cafe in Middletown, MD (sorry, no website!) Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

On this fo' shizzle episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we light up and pour ourselves a big ol' bowl of Snoop Cereal, the line of cereals created by Snoop Dogg and Master P! We discuss the more...interesting names of the cereal varieties offered, as well as how this particular brand stacks up against some of it's more-storied competition. Our subject from this episode is Snoop Cereals from Broadus Foods: http://broadusfoods.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

On this brand-confused episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we ravenously tear into a batch of Lay's Kettle Cooked "Ruffles All-Dressed" Potato Chips. We discuss how they've taken the best chip preparation and the best chip flavor (Yeah, that's right, I said it! Fight me.) and make something magical. We also discuss our confusion at why Frito-Lay's made this extra long product name...brand name inside a brand name? BRANDCEPTION. Our subject from this episode are the Lay's Kettle Cooked "Ruffles All-Dressed" Potato Chips: https://www.lays.com/product-category/lays-kettle-cooked Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

On this unfortunately named episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean brings a taste of Maine to Maryland with "Lobster Poop", a chocolate covered toffee treat from Bar Harbor! We talk about lobster rolls, the quality of seafood in New England and the anatomy of a lobster's digestive system (it's gross). Our subject from this episode is "Lobster Poop" from Acadia Shops in Bar Harbor, ME: https://www.acadiashops.com Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable:  https://www.metrolabmusic.com/

On this ooze-filled episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we go for a deep dive into our nostalgia and try the "TMNT: Mutant Mayhem" tie-in pizzas! We discuss our love for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, their weird items from the late 80's/early 90's (can you say green vanilla pies from Hostess?) and where does this particular brand of pizza falls on the frozen food scale of edibility? Our subject from this episode is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Cowabunga Pizzas":  https://www.walmart.com/ip/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Pepperoni-Pizza-Tomato-Sauce-Turtle-Shell-Pattern-Crust-18-13-oz-Frozen/2273008892?from=/search Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable: https://www.metrolabmusic.com/ Even though this episode is not sponsored by Nickelodeon or any company under the AMPTP, we would ask that with the ongoing WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes, that you donate to either the Entertainment Community Fund and/or share the strike sites for the WGA and SAG-AFTRA on social media to help their cause.

On this impeccably-seasoned episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we go on a road trip to Hanover, PA! It's time for Utz's Snack Town Street Fair!  We discuss the vendors, the free swag and the food that you should check out if you find youself in Central PA! We also discuss the ever increasing list of chip brands that Utz and Campbell's (the soupmaker? Really?!) apparently own. It's mind-boggling. Our subject from this episode is Utz "Snack Town Street Fair" held in Hanover, PA: https://www.snacktownstreetfair.com We also want to give a shout out to all the great vendors! Mill Road Maple (Harrisonville, PA): https://pamaple.net/river-valley-maple-producers-association We recommend the Maple Cream spread! The Popcorn Loft (York, PA): https://thepopcornloft.com/ We recommend the Dill Pickle Popcorn! Eggrollerz Appeitizers, LLC (White Plains, MD): https://eggrollerz.com/ We recommend the Cheeseburger Eggrolls! Bev's Jamaican Cuisine (Thomasville, PA): https://www.facebook.com/bevsjamaican/ We recommend the Jerk Chicken Sandwich! Ziggy Donutz (Hanover, PA): https://www.ziggydonutz.com/ We recommend anything they produce! Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://metrolabmusic.com/

On this post-July of 4th episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we pit nation vs. nation in a food taste-test to see which country's Mac and Cheese is best! It's Kraft Mac and Cheese: US versus Canada! We discuss the unwieldy list of ingredients in the American version of the blue box classic and why the current Canadian version seems so similar to the version we remember from childhood. Our subject from this episode is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese from the United States and Canada: https://www.kraftheinzcompany.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://metrolabmusic.com/

This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we're doing our first live taste test/interview with a local Frederick, MD business! We talk cupcakes, cookies and all types of confections with Rachel Miss of Miss Cupcakes! Rachel chats about her collaboration with Maryland Bakes (https://www.facebook.com/MarylandBakes) and regales us with her baking journey, while Sean and Colin get to try a veritable smorgasbord of delicious treats that you should really consider ordering! Our subject from this episode are cupcakes and cookies from Miss Cupcakes in Frederick, MD: https://www.facebook.com/MissCupcakeBakes Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we're discussing a weird item plucked from the cereal aisle at our local grocery store, IHOP-branded Breakfast Cereal! We also discuss the absolute insanity of the cereal aisle nowadays. We also discuss the newest addition to the Monster Cereal line, Carmella Creeper (caramel apple flavor) to debut this year! Our subject from this episode is General Mills IHOP Blueberry and Syrup Breakfast Cereal - https://www.generalmills.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we discuss the absolute smorgasbord of delightful food and drink we enjoyed in Toronto during this last Memorial Day weekend! Do you need recommendations on what to eat in the Great White North? We talk poutine to Lay's Beef Wellington potato chips, from Pizza Pizza to A&W. You need to listen to this episode! Our subject from this episode is multiple foods/drinks available in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Please see the following links for certain restaurants: Storm Crow Manor: https://www.stormcrow.com/ A&W Canada: https://web.aw.ca/ The Works Clifton Hill: https://worksburger.com/?fbclid=IwAR09QGfBoQYnaVpV_TR4z8JdfzOWZu_MySbJAe7bX1AeZb0h2GteXm3FSAI Pizza Pizza: https://www.pizzapizza.ca/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we're LIVE at Fan Expo Philadelphia and we're talking cheesesteaks! We discuss what we feel specifically makes the perfect cheesesteak sandwich and how Pat's and Geno's fail on EVERY SINGLE LEVEL. We also take live recommendations from the live audience for places you should try and other dishes that you might want to try yourself. Our subject from this episode is Pat's "King of Steaks" and Geno's in Philadelphia, PA. In the interest of fairness, we will not post any links as both places are trash. We will however post links to the recommendations from the crowd: John's Roast Pork Angelo's Pizza Big Ass Slices Ishkabbible's Delco Steaks Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com Want to see this episode's video? See it at https://youtu.be/08tl4lgyv20

On this episode of "Two Fat Guys Eat", it's almost grilling season! We discuss our favorite types of backyard cookouts, from the best time of year to grill to drinks and sides. So lather up in sunscreen, grab your Prilosec and your "World's Sexiest Grandpa" apron, cause it's time to #Netflix&Grill! Also, Sean giggles uncontrollably at a beverage called Squirt. Our subject from this episode is various food, drink, and activities all done at cookouts, sorry no link this time. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we wax philosophical about the best breakfast cereals of the past and present! We talk about our all-time favorites, Brian gushes over his favorite movie tie-ins while Colin and Sean talk about the lack of prizes in their cereals (replaced with mazes on the box). Our subject from this episode is various kinds of cereals of our past. Sorry, no direct link this time. Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

In this episode, the guys talk about all the tidbits we left out of the "MEAT 16" episodes. We talk about our experiences with McDonald's and what we loved about the toys, the marketing, and everything else that kept us coming back to the Golden Arches for more. Our subject from this episode is various commercials and toys from McDonald's - https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we continue our own "Sweet 16" style tournament called "THE MEAT 16"! We begin judging the 8 remaining items of McDonald's past and present to determine the best item ever from the land of the Golden Arches! Our subject from this episode is various items from the McDonald's menus past and present - https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate National McDonald's Day (April 15th!) by hosting our own "Sweet 16" style tournament called "THE MEAT 16"! We review 16 items from McDonald's past and present, will your favorite item reign supreme? You'll have to listen to find out! Our subject from this episode is various items from the McDonald's menus past and present - https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate National Burrito Day (04/06/23) with a taste test to see who makes the best burrito! Will it be the nationally recognized fast food chain, Taco Bell (unlikely)? Perhaps the slightly fancier alternative, Chipotle (maybe)? Could it be the local underdog restaurant, Cafe Bueno? Who will be proclaimed the finest available burrito in our small town? You'll just have to listen in to find out! Special thanks to the Facebook group "Everything Frederick" for their vote on where to find the best burrito! Without you, this episode wouldn't have been possible. Our subject from this episode is burritos from Taco Bell, Chipotle Mexican Grille and Cafe Bueno in Frederick, MD! Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this first episode of 2023, we discuss the fanciest non-alcoholic beverage to drink at New Year's, Martinelli's Sparkling Cider! We also discuss the genius of LFG Seltzer Company's marketing campaign and why Martinelli's might want to switch to a similar branding to get more market share amongst the youth. Our subject from this episode is Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Cider - https://www.martinellis.com/sparkling/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, the Breakfast Battle that no one asked for! We taste-test and rank all of General Mills' Monster Cereals (Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, and Fruit Brute)! We make surprising combinations and discuss why we should have these cereals year-round (and not just in October). Our subject from this episode is General Mills' "Monster Cereals" Line - https://www.generalmills.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this spoop-tacular episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we discuss a staple of 90's era nostalgia for any kid, the McDonald's Halloween Happy Meal Buckets! Listen on as we discuss how they're much smaller than we remember and how steamed apples aren't as appetizing as you'd think. Our subject from this episode is the 2022 McDonald's Halloween Happy Meals Buckets - https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

In this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we talk about Cheetos' new "Mexican Street Corn" variety and how it matches up with similar snacks on the market. Our subject from this episode is Frito Lay's Mexican Street Corn Cheetos - https://www.amazon.com/CHEETOS-MEXICAN-STREET-FLAVORED-CHEESY/dp/B097FWZ2H7 Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this spoopy-filled episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we talk about our favorite Halloween candies throughout the years. We also discuss our favorite Halloween traditions and costumes. Our subject from this episode is Halloween Candy! Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, it's the battle no one asked for! It's the battle to determine the best fall beverage, the Pumpkin Spice Latte versus Apple Cider! Hot versus Cold! Pumpkin versus Apple! Which will win? DISCLAIMER: This is strictly opinion-based, but you know we're right. Don't @ us. This episode's subject is Apple Cider versus the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte - https://www.starbucks.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we start drinking cocktails that are imbued with PJ's Crystal Beach Loganberry syrup. We also get sidetracked by tales of the Page's Whistle Pig and which 90's era arcade cabinet was superior, X-Men or The Simpsons Arcade Game? Our subject from this episode is PJ's Crystal Beach Loganberry Drink/Syrup - https://loganberry.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we try probably the most delicious, yet awkwardly named confections, Sponge Candy! From its chocolate coating to its porous texture, this is a delightful treat that will leave you picking bits out of your teeth for days. Our subject from this episode is Dark Chocolate Sponge Candy from Oliver's Candies in Batavia, NY - https://oliverscandies.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we eat the Canadian culinary legend that is Tim Hortons Cake and Bakery. We discuss Timbits, how the Canadians are better at the sides game than the states, and how the oldest Timbit will surpass even the freshest donut hole from Dunkin'. Our subject from this episode is Timbits from Tim Hortons Cake and Bakery: https://www.timhortons.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com

On this inaugural episode of Castwave's newest podcast, Colin, Brian, and Sean (or Fatguy-in-training) discuss the local treasure that is DiCamillo's bread and how if you are ever in the WNY region, you should buy as many loaves as your arms can carry, because it's worth it. Our subject from this episode is Italian Scaletta Bread from DiCamillo's Bakery: https://www.dicamillobakery.com/ Show Theme: "Two Fat Guys Eat" by Derek Schiable - https://www.metrolabmusic.com