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Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

Please note that we do not actually discuss Lord Farquaad, nor even say his name.

Storycast- A boy goes to a convention to meet Shrek characters and then stumbles on a guy dressed as Lord Farquaad. What happens next is shocking and traumatic! - narrated by Louy

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Kicking off this years Summer Blockbuster Month we watched the classic 2001 animated film Shrek. Directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, in the film an ogre named Shrek finds his home overrun by fairy tale creatures banished by the ruler Lord Farquaad, so with the help of Donkey Shrek makes a pact with Farquaad to rescue Princess Fiona in exchange for regaining control of his swamp. The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Come join us!!! Website : http://tortelliniatnoon.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tortelliniatnoonpodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TortelliniAtNoon Twitter: https://twitter.com/PastaMoviePod

"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make." Ch. 17–19 get us talking about Code Brando, Berelain Said Boobily, Something That Is Nothing, OUR Amyrlin Seat, and Brandon Sanderson's straight guy heroism.

Futebol, informação, humor, opinião e corneta! Rodrigo Adams, Potter, Lelê, Pedro Espinosa, Rafael Diverio e convidados, debatem tudo sobre futebol de um jeito descontraído e animado.

The years keep coming, and they don't stop coming. Film journalist Ben Travis and animation academic Sam Summers return to the London Podcast Festival for a sold-out show that leaves Disney's Magic Kingdom behind for the swirling swamp of 2001's Shrek. For our 50th episode, it's finally time to tackle the big green guy in the room – a figure who not only changed the trajectory of Walt Disney Animation Studios movies for years to come, but has played a major part in Sam's academic pursuits. Together, Ben and Sam talk fart jokes, Farquaad, Farkle and more as they break down the film's overt Disney parodies, its repositioning of what an animated fairytale can be, and question how subversive it really is. Plus, prepare to meet the laser-eyed non-ogre of the original story book, gear up for a Shrek In The Swamp Karaoke Dance Party, and take a trip to the most magical place of all: Shrek's Adventure. Huge thanks to everyone who came to see us in person – and to Kings Place for hosting us! Next up: Disney 100 specials (then, Atlantis: The Lost Empire) Disniversity is brought to you by Ben Travis (@benstravis) and Sam Summers (@samsummers0), with art by Olly Gibbs and music by Nafets. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram at @disniversity. This podcast is not affiliated with Disney. — Welcome to Disniversity, the podcast crash course through the history of Disney's animated classics, with film journalist Ben Travis and animation academic Dr. Sam Summers. Each week, we'll be moving forward in time through the legendary Walt Disney Animation Studios catalogue, watching every feature film in chronological order – from Snow White to Strange World. Watch along with us, and listen as we explore each film's historical context, advances in animation and lasting legacy, and talk about how they stand up today.

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Brothers Phil & Warren deep dive into the untold fairytale blockbuster that changed animation forever after, “Shrek”. Topics include: From Spielberg to DreamWorks & their animation approach (4:35), the stars of the picture (10:45), stats & accolades (19:30), best scenes & lines (27:40), Judge Bob's recasting court (40:50), and the film's legacy & lore (56:45), plus much more.

Follow the homies Cam (Cameron Cox) and Dylan (Dylan Hernandez) two former AMC Theater employees as they take a nostalgic trip back in time to rewatch films that mean the most to them! This Podcast is set up so that listeners at home can watch the movies along with us and laugh along as we talk about whatever comes to mind! From pop-culture-related events to AMC theater work stories, hell even us just talking about our personal lives! The Movie we are discussing in this episode is "Shrek". Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animatedcomedy film loosely based on the 1990 picture bookof the same name by William Steig. It is the first installment in the Shrek franchise. Directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debutsfrom a screenplay written by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, and Roger S. H. Schulman, the film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. In the film, the ogre Shrek (Myers) finds his swamp overrun by fairy tale creatures banished by Lord Farquaad (Lithgow). With the help of Donkey(Murphy), Shrek agrees to rescue Princess Fiona(Diaz) for Farquaad to regain his swamp. Now in the Famous words of that Pig from Shrek "Play the movie.. Yeah PLAY" ALSO Follow the homie Dylan on his fantastic Podcast "The Hernandez Variety Show" https://open.spotify.com/show/58pVAOZ5sSK4ti563o5fWn?si=BjR3hTyjR9mjfKIh6itDuw

You want your marriage to be different. You want your husband to be different. You want him to listen to you and seem to actually give a flying Farquaad for your feelings. You are weighed down with disappointments. Your wishes seem empty as you note each time he pulls away or says, “You're just overreacting!” All of the evidence supports your claim that he can't do relationships and will never make you happy. Unless- you're not actually considering all the evidence. What if your focus is only on the things that are supporting what you've decided- because there is safety and predictability in being right, and justified, even if it means you're unhappy? And what if you made a conscious decision to become the gardener in your relationship, and to give light, nourishment and water to the aspects you genuinely want to grow? You are already your life's gardener, you just didn't realize you've been nurturing the prickle bushes and the deadly nightshade. Whatever you shine the light of your attention on, actually gets bigger. If your focus is continually on the ways he's falling short, he's going to keep falling shorter and shorter until he falls out of love and your life. When you're trying to walk this journey without support, it's too easy to get discouraged and hang up your cute watering can. If you'd like to explore the idea of growing that garden with my assistance, send me a message on instagram to schedule your complimentary session. Please don't let the crabgrass grow any higher before you take action. I'm here for you. You deserve all the love and happiness you can hold. bethechangeinyourmarriage.onuniverse.com

Are you an All Star? Do you Smash Mouth? It's time for the Gateleapers to face their Shrekoning, and test their Donkey-brains against the Shrek Cinematic Universe.We're joined by Aidan and El of the accessible queer theatre group, Rickety Fidgets! They aren't necessarily Shreksperts, but they can write original Shrek fan-fic one word at a time, and that's what counts.For all things Rickety Fidgets, head on over to ricketyfidgets.co.ukhello@ricketyfidgets.co.uk to see The Masked Femmeand @ricketyfidgets on Twitter, Instagram and FacebookJason's Minis - https://www.instagram.com/zenflowpainting/TikTok - @GateleapersTwitter - @Gateleapersgateleapers@gmail.com for all personal and business inquiries.

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Dana and Tom discuss their second animated movie of the show, Shrek, for it's 20th Anniversary this year starring Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, and John Lithgow. Plot Summary: Shrek (Mike Myers) is a green ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. However, his life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures to Shrek's swamp. Angered by the intrusion, he decides to visit Farquaad and demand they be moved elsewhere. Shrek reluctantly allows the talkative Donkey (Eddie Murphy) who was exiled as well, to tag along and guide him. Meanwhile, Farquaad learns that for him to become a true king, he must marry a princess. Farquaad chooses the beautiful Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz), who is imprisoned in a castle tower guarded by a dragon. Unwilling to perform the task himself, he organizes a tournament in which the winner will receive the "privilege" of rescuing Fiona. Shrek and Donkey arrive during the tournament and defeat Farquaad's knights to which Farquaad then proclaims them champions and demands that they rescue Fiona. Shrek negotiates to have the fairytale creatures relocated if he succeeds, and Farquaad accepts. But in this fairytale, the happily ever after is not what either of them suspects. Please follow, rate, and review the show wherever you get your podcasts. You can now follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@gmoatpodcast). For more on the episode, go to: https://tj3duncan.wixsite.com/ronnyduncanstudios/post/shrek-2001 (https://tj3duncan.wixsite.com/ronnyduncanstudios/post/shrek-2001) For the entire list so far, go to: https://tj3duncan.wixsite.com/ronnyduncanstudios/post/greatest-movie-of-all-time-list (https://tj3duncan.wixsite.com/ronnyduncanstudios/post/greatest-movie-of-all-time-list) Support this podcast

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rodger-young/message

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

Brian Witkowski joins us on the Relate podcast to talk about our relationship with money. Money is often a sore subject, but Brian breaks things down in a simple way, focusing our intentions on mindset. We discuss the scarcity mindset versus the abundance mindset, how money is attracted to people who want it, and how we must not be afraid to put ourselves out there. Brian also shares his eight perspectives to money that allow us to analyze our own relationship with creating wealth. To learn more about Brian, be sure to visit https://thelucrativeartist.com/ or follow him on Facebook and Instagram @thelucrativeartist Brian Witkowski is a professional classical singer, actor, voice teacher, and educator turned business and personal development coach for artists and artistic-minded entrepreneurs. With a passion for helping others realize ways to earn "authentic income" doing what work they are most meant to do, he became the founder and CEO of The Lucrative Artist, where he offers boutique business coaching services designed accomplish just that and more. He holds a Doctor of Musical Arts with emphasis in Vocal Performance and minor in Theatre at the University of Arizona; his studies and career have taken him as far west as Hawaii and as far east as China with repertoire ranging from Gregorian Chant in cathedrals to musical theatre roles like Lancelot in Spamalot. Some of his other favorite stage credits have included Farquaad in Shrek: The Musical, Charles Guiteau in Assassins, Marius in Les Miserables, and Pappageno in The Magic Flute. An avid solo recitalist with a passion for Lieder, he is a past Stern Fellow at Songfest and his dissertation was on a set of dramatic ballads by 19th-century German composer Carl Loewe. He has taught at Rockford University, facilitated professional development seminars to teachers and artists through Arts Integration Solutions, Self-Employment in the Arts and other organizations, and is regularly sought out as a speaker, and offers artists masterclasses and seminars in authenticity, financial empowerment, and leadership. He believes that "We don't need to compete, we just need to create!" --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/relate-patrick-mcandrew/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/relate-patrick-mcandrew/support

Loosely based on the 1990 fairy tale picture book of the same name by William Steig, this movie taught us that ogres have layers, a donkey can be a noble steed, the address of the Muffin Man, and sometimes things are more than they appear. Directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, Shrek is the computer-animated comedy movie that parodied fairy tale adaptations – particularly animated Disney films, and celebrates its twentieth anniversary this year in 2021. Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. Shrek makes a deal with Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) to regain control of his swamp in return for rescuing Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz), whom Farquaad intends to marry. With the help of Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek embarks on his quest but soon falls in love with the princess, who is hiding a secret that will change his life forever.

The Anniversary Brothers Movie Podcast: Shrek 20th Anniversary Aaron and Josh Sarnecky are here for the May edition of their movie retrospectives. This month they're talking about Shrek for its 20th anniversary. Shrek opened in theaters on May 18, 2001. It is an animated comedy, directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson and based on a picture book by William Steig. It stars Mike Myers (Bohemian Rhapsody) as an irritable ogre named Shrek. In the film Shrek agrees to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz, Vanilla Sky) from a dragon. This is in exchange for the deed to his swamp, where Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow, Interstellar) has forcibly relocated the land's fairytale creatures. Joining Shrek on his journey is Donkey (Eddie Murphy, Coming 2 America), a unique jackass with the ability to talk. But unbeknownst to Shrek, Donkey, and Farquaad, there is more to Princess Fiona than there appears. Shrek was a hit with critics and moviegoers alike. It grossed $484 million worldwide on a $60 million budget. It was nominated at the Oscars for Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Animated Feature, winning the latter, which was a new category that year. Shrek has since gone on to spawn multiple sequels, a theme park ride, and even a Broadway musical. The Library of Congress added Shrek to the National Film Registry in 2020, a first for an animated feature not produced or distributed by Disney. Josh and Aaron talk about how Shrek fits into their childhood before breaking down its plot, characters, humor, and computer animation. The brothers also go into the film's long production history and legacy. For another animated DreamWorks film, listen to Aaron and Josh talk about The Road to El Dorado. Shrek is streaming on Hulu.

On today’s episode of Movie Time!, we review the classic animated film starring Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy: Shrek. We discuss Farquaad short-jokes, mythical creatures, Shrek’s hygiene, and more! Plus, at the top of the show we break down what we’ve been watching lately and run through the latest movie news. You don’t want to miss it! Time Stamps: What are we watching: 1:40 Movie News: 7:42 Shrek Review: 18:41 Connect with us on social media: twitter.com/movietimepod instagram.com/movietime_pod movietimepod.contact@gmail.com Intro music by Dodo from the Applied Anime podcast. You can find more on his podcast here: Podcast: anchor.fm/applied-anime Twitter: twitter.com/appliedanime

Tony, Newt, And Justin review Shrek. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie Superb! From the incredible animation, great soundtrack, and jokes that please all ages. Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

Call it what you want-  purgatory, prison, or the friendzone, regardless they all describe the same place. This week on Drinking with my Demons, your hosts Danielle and Bri are spilling the piping hot tea on the universally dreaded friend zone. Whether you have been the victim, the perpetrator,  or maybe both at different times, we have all had an experience that left a bad taste in our mouths at some point. Pour yourself a drink, sit back and take notes because D + B are here to guide you through all the complexities of the wretched friendzone, including your get out of jail free card for those of you looking to have your Shawshank Redemption moment. And don't miss the end where one of the greatest comebacks of all time is revealed. Cheers babes!Sources-https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-attraction-doctor/201112/escape-the-friend-zone-going-just-friends-moreALL MUSIC/SOUNDS USED ARE CREDITED ON OUR INSTAGRAM.

Omni Music presents a deep 20 track LP to get 2021 moving along, featuring artists old and new; this is a journey into deep space. We are proud to feature new artists to the label, Geety, Skydata, Astromus, Subdek, Airtek, HProject, Opalys, R'Onys and Wyman, who compliment Omni stalwarts Scale, Eschaton, Cryogenics, Farquaad and others. Moving between space age atmospherics and floating ethereal head-nodders, this is another immersive voyage to the outer limits.. Available now at: https://omnimusic.bandcamp.com/album/lucid-dreaming-lp https://www.beatport.com/release/lucid-dreaming-lp/3237738 https://www.junodownload.com/.../lucid.../4909535-02/

It's Shrek The Musical time Y’all! In this episode of Screw The Ingénue, we are getting freaky. Join us, as we debate about Donkey, decide if we would actually f*ck Farquaad and talk about our own experiences with this musical.

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Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret. SUBSCRIBE & RATE the Millennial Classics Podcast: Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/millennial-classics/id1465771231 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3HQRybW5lYJXyC3I6aqlPS

Natalie, Steven, John, and Tall Farquaad are back for an action-packed episode focusing on the newly released (sorta) Baldur's Gate 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wednesday – What is a worse convenience store buy, a rose or a meal? Animal House with Darryl Payne from Pawfection Dog Training answers our dog questions. Orlando Sentinel columnist Scott Maxwell talks Jerry Falwell Jr. and money for the Orange County Convention Center. Rauce Thoughts his take on celebrity death match.

In today's episode the girls take a look at Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller and discuss the many vehicles in the Shrek franchise. Now whether or not Donkey constitutes as a ride is debatable and up for the listener to decide.

Shadow Boxers #009 is delivered by by https://soundcloud.com/omnimusicuk label boss, Eschaton. Journeying through the atmospheric side of the label, littered with breakbeats and jungle sounds, this 45 minute mix gives a real insight to the ethos of the Omni Music outlet. Omni Music was initially set up in early 2011 to showcase Eschaton's own productions, as some tracks had no natural home on other labels and he felt that there needed to be an avenue for his creations. He had released on net labels prior to this (Digibeat, SC:Digital and Materializm) but felt restricted. During the label's conception he began to hear a host of other demos by like minded artists, which he felt deserved to be heard by the public and so took the decision to release other artists' music too. The styles on the label vary from jungle to glitchy dnb to chilled out downtempo tracks; the common denominator is always deep thoughtful music spanning both the dark and the light, the ying and the yang. Omni has been proud to feature a host of artists throughout the years giving a showcase to new artists, as well as veterans of the scene that inspired Eschaton as he was growing up in the early 90's, as jungle and drum and bass evolved from rave, techno and hardcore. Notable artists on the label include Pariah, Aural Imbalance, Stunna, Pete Rann, Gremlinz, Voyager, Rob Haigh (Omni Trio), Madcap, DJ Trax, Infest, Future Engineers, Justice, Greenleaf, Fushara, Parhelia, Enjoy, Dissident, Okee, Parallel, Indidjinous, Macc, DgoHn, Acid Lab, and Rainforest, as well as brand new talent such as Wetman, Pageant, I Wannabe, Farquaad, and many many more. Omni has featured over 100 artists during its 200+ EP's, 70+ LP's and its other compilations and downtempo offshoots. Track List: Pageant - Forest (Drops EP) Soundshifter - 7th Kingdom (Eternal Sky) (Free Release) Wetman - Sang (Mind as Mirror EP) DJ Trax & Infest - State of Consciousness (Hidden Realms EP) Enjoy - Resolution Leap (Blue Dot EP) Eschaton - Light Years (VIP) (Living Dreams EP) Cryogenics - Stories of Progress (Stories of Progress EP) Bass'Flo & Ziyal - Looking Back at Life (Eschaton Remix) (Forthcoming) Enjoy & Pariah - Sonic Void (Hidden Realms EP) ---- Omni Music - FB: https://www.facebook.com/OmniMusicUK/ BC: https://omnimusic.bandcamp.com/ SC: https://soundcloud.com/omnimusicuk JDNB - FB: www.facebook.com/jungledrumandbass.co.uk IG: www.instagram.com/jungledrumandbass/ Website: www.jungledrumandbass.co.uk

What's up Duloc? Today I’m going to be explaining what I believe caused the destruction of Duloc. Why did Lord Farquaad’s death mean his perfect world fell into ruins? Let’s dive into the Shrek saga in hopes of finally understanding the fate and downfall of Lord Farquaad’s perfect world. __Join our exclusive family of fun people, become a producer, and help support the show!http://patreon.com/wotsovideos __Shop Following Dreams shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more -http://wotsostore.com __Ask questions, send comments and business inquiries -wotsovideos@gmail.com __Watch all of the magical Disney film content Isaac makes on YouTube - http://youtube.com/wotsovideos ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Follow me on InstagramFollow me on TwitterLike me on Facebook@WotsoVideos

Krawlag finds his swamp overrun by fairy tale creatures who have been banished by the corrupt Lord Farquaad aspiring to be king. Krawlag makes a deal with Farquaad to regain control of his swamp in return for rescuing Princess Fiona, whom Farquaad intends to marry. With the help of Donkey, Krawlag embarks on his quest but soon falls in love with the princess, who is hiding a secret that will change his life forever.

Krawlag finds his swamp overrun by fairy tale creatures who have been banished by the corrupt Lord Farquaad aspiring to be king. Krawlag makes a deal with Farquaad to regain control of his swamp in return for rescuing Princess Fiona, whom Farquaad intends to marry. With the help of Donkey, Krawlag embarks on his quest but soon falls in love with the princess, who is hiding a secret that will change his life forever.

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College English classes! Dorm living! Apple picking! Interior decorating! And collectively: CupcakKe! Brief mention of drugs & abuse from 18:00 to 18:30, re: Lifetime "true crime" movies. Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/n2nacRU Julia’s Twitter: @jfordfusion Deanna’s Twitter: @knurtt and Internet Collective: knurtt.co This B*tch of an Earth on Twitter Our intro and outro are from Wireless by Lee Rosevere, used under the creative commons license. Our break music track is Skate by Komiku, used under the creative commons license. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/tboae/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tboae/support

Episode 35: Back so soon?? Of course you are! You're gonna love this next guest in the hot seat. Cory Candelet is " Lord Farquaad in Shrek The Musical " and also 1/4th of ' The Farquaad '! He is also a graduate of The American Musical and Dramatic Academy where he met fellow cast mate Sarah Vieira. Cory has worked professionally for a few ears now; with Farquaad being his longest stay away from home. We get into how he prepared for such comedic role, the life of a striving NYC actor, his love for teaching, and whats next on his agenda. He also shares what has has learned and how he's gown since the beginning of the run. So don't miss this Cast Finale with the villain . CLICK IT #SOUNDCLOUD #SPOTIFY #APPLEPODCAST #PODBEAN #RADIOPUBLIC

Episode 35: Back so soon?? Of course you are! You're gonna love this next guest in the hot seat. Cory Candelet is " Lord Farquaad in Shrek The Musical " and also 1/4th of ' The Farquaad '! He is also a graduate of The American Musical and Dramatic Academy where he met fellow cast mate Sarah Vieira. Cory has worked professionally for a few ears now; with Farquaad being his longest stay away from home. We get into how he prepared for such comedic role, the life of a striving NYC actor, his love for teaching, and whats next on his agenda. He also shares what has has learned and how he's gown since the beginning of the run. So don't miss this Cast Finale with the villain . CLICK IT #SOUNDCLOUD #SPOTIFY #APPLEPODCAST #PODBEAN #RADIOPUBLIC

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Vídeo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN_A4co-eYU SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEY Oh! HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARD Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN Oh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARD Well? OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARD That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMAN No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARD Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEY Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN He can fly! 3 LITTLE PIGS He can fly! HEAD GUARD He can talk! DONKEY Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARD Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him! GUARDS He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek. HEAD GUARD You there. Ogre! SHREK Aye? HEAD GUARD By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility. SHREK Oh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage. DONKEY Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! SHREK Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! DONKEY Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. SHREK Oh, that's great. Really. DONKEY Man, it's good to be free. SHREK Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? DONKEY But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly. DONKEY Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. SHREK Why are you following me? DONKEY I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have faith... SHREK Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends. DONKEY Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest. SHREK Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? DONKEY (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really tall? SHREK No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? DONKEY Nope. SHREK Really? DONKEY Really, really. SHREK Oh. DONKEY Man, I like you. What's you name? SHREK Uh, Shrek. DONKEY Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. (They come over a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.) Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that? SHREK That would be my home. DONKEY Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess you don't entertain much, do you? SHREK I like my privacy. DONKEY You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence. (awkward silence) Can I stay with you? SHREK Uh, what? DONKEY Can I stay with you, please? SHREK (sarcastically) Of course! DONKEY Really? SHREK No. DONKEY Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. (pause while he looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please! SHREK Okay! Okay! But one night only. DONKEY Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage) SHREK What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) No! No! DONKEY This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. SHREK Oh! DONKEY Where do, uh, I sleep? SHREK (irritated) Outside! DONKEY Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's no one here beside me... SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a noise. He stands up with a huff. SHREK (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside. DONKEY (from the window) I am outside. There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns and spots 3 blind mice on his table. BLIND MOUSE1 Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? BLIND MOUSE2 It's not home, but it'll do just fine. GORDO (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed. SHREK Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes and lands on his shoulder.) GORDO I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's ear) SHREK Ow! GORDO Blah! Awful stuff. BLIND MOUSE1 Is that you, Gordo? GORDO How did you know? SHREK Enough! (he grabs the 3 mice) What are you doing in my house? (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) Hey! (he turns and sees the Seven Dwarves with Snow White on the table.) Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table. DWARF Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. SHREK Huh? Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. The Big Bad Wolf is sitting in the bed. The wolf just looks at him. BIG BAD WOLF What? TIME LAPSE Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. SHREK I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do get a little privacy? (He opens the front door to throw the Wolf out and he sees that all the collected Fairy Tale Creatures are on his land.) Oh, no. No! No! The 3 bears sit around the fire, the pied piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc. SHREK What are you doing in my swamp? (this echoes and everyone falls silent.) Gasps are heard all around. The 3 good fairies hide inside a tent. SHREK All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! (more dwarves run inside the house) No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. (they shut the door on him) Oh! (turns to look at Donkey) DONKEY Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. PINOCCHIO Oh, gosh, no one invited us. SHREK What? PINOCCHIO We were forced to come here. SHREK (flabbergasted) By who? LITTLE PIG Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed and he...signed an eviction notice. SHREK (heavy sigh) All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers. DONKEY Oh, I do. I know where he is. SHREK Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all? DONKEY Me! Me! SHREK Anyone? DONKEY Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! SHREK (sigh) Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! (Pause. Then the crowd goes wild.) Oh! (to Donkey) You! You're comin' with me. DONKEY All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it! DONKEY (singing) On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek. I can't wait to get on the road again. SHREK What did I say about singing? DONKEY Can I whistle? SHREK No. DONKEY Can I hum it? SHREK All right, hum it. Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'. DULOC - KITCHEN A masked man is torturing the Gingerbread Man. He's continually dunking him in a glass of milk. Lord Farquaad walks in. FARQUAAD That's enough. He's ready to talk. The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk and slammed down onto a cookie sheet. Farquaad laughs as he walks over to the table. However when he reaches the table we see that it goes up to his eyes. He clears his throat and the table is lowered. FARQUAAD (he picks up the Gingerbread Man's legs and plays with them) Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man. GINGERBREAD MAN You are a monster. FARQUAAD I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others? GINGERBREAD MAN Eat me! (He spits milk into Farquaad's eye.) FARQUAAD I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll...(he makes as if to pull off the Gingerbread Man's buttons) GINGERBREAD MAN No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.

Título original Shrek Año 2001 Duración 87 min. País Estados Unidos Estados Unidos Director Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson Guión Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Roger S.H. Schulman (Novela: William Steig) Música Harry Gregson-Williams, John Powell Fotografía Animation Reparto Animation Productora DreamWorks Animation / DreamWorks SKG / Pacific Data Images (PDI) Género Animación. Comedia. Fantástico. Aventuras | Parodia. Cuentos. Fantasía medieval. Dragones Web oficial http://www.shrek.com Sinopsis Hace mucho tiempo, en una lejanísima ciénaga, vivía un feroz ogro llamado Shrek. De repente, un día, su soledad se ve interrumpida por una invasión de sorprendentes personajes. Hay ratoncitos ciegos en su comida, un enorme y malísimo lobo en su cama, tres cerditos sin hogar y otros seres que han sido deportados de su tierra por el malvado Lord Farquaad. Para salvar su territorio, Shrek hace un pacto con Farquaad y emprende viaje para conseguir que la bella princesa Fiona acceda a ser la novia del Lord. En tan importante misión le acompaña un divertido burro, dispuesto a hacer cualquier cosa por Shrek: todo, menos guardar silencio.

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