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Austin and Cameron are awarding their favorite moments on the show. Want to know which Rule 34s and fics made us want to puke? It's all right here! Also we address our email scandal and give an update on what the hell we are doing. INFO/TAGS: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn favorite ranking awards ceremony top 3 update email scandal

Austin and Cameron wrote their own fics this week! Featuring Lord of the Rings characters and a very special Comic-Con encounter. TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn lord of the rings gandalf gimli aragorn sam frodo legolas hentai orgy goblin balrog wolverine gambit xmen the crow karen

Austin and Cameron are back from a brief unplanned hiatus! First we read some The Office fanfic and flip through Jim's HR file, then we find out what Blues Clues would be like if it was an action movie.       TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn bunson beaker muppet fresh prince uncle phil dj jazzy jeff the office jim david dwight michael spanking blues clues mailbox salt pepper steve

Austin and Cameron fall head over heels for The Incredible Hunk, then Sam from Transformers crosses beams with Slimer and also the X-men are there for some reason.         TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn the incredible hunk hulk green thor ragnarock grandmaster ratburn alabama scooby doo statue of liberty x-men slimer ghostbusters transformers professor x captain america

Austin and Cameron get trapped in a disgusting time loop with Dr. Strange and his friend Wang, then we get the show on and get paid with Shrek and all the usual memes.   TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn ratatouille sloth chunk Dr Strange Anus Cushion Wang Marvel Shrek Homer Simpson Guy Fieri Smashmouth Shrek Song Guy

Austin and Cameron try to replicate Clifford the Big Red Dog's enlargement powers for, uh... science. Then Tom Hanks puts more than just his handprint on Wilson the Volleyball's face. TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn mike monsters inc boo wilson the volleyball castaway tom hanks beth dog bounty hunter boob scientist clifford emily elizabeth 

Austin and Cameron and special guest Dan get a glimpse into the mysterious mind of Yeezus. Then we see what Dexter is really up to in that laboratory. After that we are summoned to the Headmaster's office for a magical night of destroying whorecruxes.             TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn fosters home sid sloth scrat ice age powerpuff girls professor garfield kanye west pop stars superbowl dexter deedee dobby dumbledore harry ron voldemort lucius pirate

Austin and Cameron save you $10! Instead of going to see the new Avengers, just listen to this fic and spare yourself the horror of seeing Ant-man crawl up Thanos's butt on the big screen. Also we discover Hugh Neutron's special omelette recipe. Items required: 3 eggs; 1 butt. ...Lots of butt stuff this episode. TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Moto Moto Hodor White Walkers Carl Weezer Jimmy Neutron Hugh ducks dumbass Thanos Ant-Man Marvel Avengers crawl up butt

Austin and Cameron blaze it 420 with Darren the D.A.R.E. lion and Harry Pothead. Also, we uncover Shaggy’s deep dark secret, which surprisingly has very little to do with drugs. Lock and load and stay safe out there because Zac Efron is sick of being typecast. TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Lola Bunny Space Jam Monstar King Julian Madagascar Usual Suspects Darren D.A.R.E lion snape harry potter pothead shaggy scooby doo velma zac efron high school musical furry 420 weed blaze it

Austin and Cameron learn how to deal with bullies from Thomas the Dank Engine. Also, Darth Maul is feeling cute, might kill your Jedi Master later, idk. TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn black hole toucan sam froot loops star wars darth maul palpatine vader obiwan obi wan kenobi ben quigon qui gon jinn thomas tank engine train sir topham hat bully eco

You get a fanfiction! And you get a fanfiction! Everybody gets fanfictions! Austin and Cameron are just takin' it easy, man. Then we read about the world's most purple cult leader.   TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn spiderham peter porker spiderverse stu lou drew pickles rugrats drake and josh oprah puppet kardashian wtf barney cult baby bop bj

Austin and Cameron use the power of poetry to meditate with one of our favorite Dogs. Then we make a deal with two different bald headed television personalities. And after that— Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?   TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn dog the bounty hunter dr phil Howie Mandell poetry deal or no deal mental health dr seuss Horton cat in the hat flubber weebo weeaboo weeb

Austin and Cameron are saving people and hunting things, but get detained at the airport by a handsy TSA agent. Then we get a little bit sidetracked on our quest through Mordor. TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn boys bois dumbledore Voldemort snape harry potter strip club spongebob krabs plankton Wincest Destiel Castiel Dean Winchester TSA lotr Lord of the Rings Gimli tuna can Legolas axe Aragorn Frodo Sam Gandalf Samwise

Austin and Cameron find out that Darth Vader is technologically illiterate and then we find ourselves searching for that handsome beast who wears them size 25 shoes. TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn mt mountain dew soda sandwich snack skeletor heman star wars darth vader anakin skywalker anathin guywalker sidious sheev palpatine emperor

Austin and Cameron investigate some of the scummiest sea creatures in Bikini Bottom, sing along to everyone's least favorite band, and realize how hard it is to craft a compelling narrative about Shaggy because he's just too powerful. INFO/TAGS: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Tentacles detective murder Nickelback Dragonball Z Shaggy Scooby Dooby Doo Prince Zuko Avatar the last airbender Marvel MCU avengers thanos tony stark stank spiderman

Austin and Cameron witness the repercussions of loving pizza too much, then we Diners Drive-ins and Dive into a tasty fic featuring Danny Devito. TAGS/INFO:  fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Papa Johns Pizza pie hungry man papa boy punishment jonas brothers jimmy johns sandwich danny devito Guy Fieri iCarly reshoot shot for shot

Austin and Cameron visit Sesame Street. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Then we ponder Dumbledore’s questionable methods for sorting the students into houses.           TAGS/INFO:  fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Elmo Oscar Count Bert Ernie Big Bird Sesame Street Nipple Jim Henson Dumbledore Harry Potter Hagrid Ginny Ron Hermione Hogwarts Voldemort magical creatures film noir big tittied goth chicks

Austin and Cameron sold their souls to get an Apple Pay sponsorship. We see in the first fic that with Apple Pay, you can easily and quickly pay for an online marriage ceremony between and ogre and his three fiancés. Then after, use that crazy good app to buy as much butter as you can get your grimy mitts on before Paula Deen buys it all up and crashes the market.         TAGS/INFO:  fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Barry B Benson Bee Movie Shrek Spongebob Squarepants Guy Fieri Meredith Grey Grey's Anatomy Kylo Ren marriage sponsor Paula Deen salty secret butter

Austin and Cameron have finally done it! We found a Storage Wars fanfiction! Also we read the final chapter in Lightning McQueen's sexy adventures. SOLD!           TAGS/INFO:  fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Barry Dave Darrell Jarrod Brandi Storage Wars auction unit japanese anime Lightning McQueen Harv Cad Cars shower Property Brothers Cooking With Coolio

Austin and Cameron ponder what percentage of genie wishes are used for weird sex things. Then we submit to our Glorious Overlord Air Bud who has somehow conquered earth through the power of sports.         TAGS/INFO:  fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn genie aladdin jafar princess jasmine disney arabian nights wishes air bud guy fieri mighty ducks peanut butter hockey 90s movies

Austin and Cameron wonder how many times Chewie and Han can have par-sex while doing the Kessel Run. Then we have no worries for the rest of our days, cuz we're hanging with that EXTRA THICC warthog from the Lion King.           TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn han solo chewbacca chewie star wars leia luke darth vader palpatine ewok wicket kessel run lion king simba mufasa scar timon pumbaa

Cowabunga! Austin and Cameron get their minds out of the gutter and into the sewer because it's turtle time! Then we sympathize with Filch when we read about how the Hogwarts castle is sentient and sexual.           TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Purple Boys grimace barney teletubbies tinky winky mr mime ketchum pokemon tmnt shredder splinter april leo donatello mikey raphael teenage mutant ninja turtles hogwarts giant squid ink hagrid filch mrs norris

Austin and Cameron are concerned about how Professor Oak is always video chatting with a local 10-year-old. After that, we learn a very important lesson: Shreks before cheques. TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn Pokemon Mr. Mime Ash Ketchum Mom Dad Shrek lord farquaad Donkey Fiona Emo Pop Punk All-Star allstar Smashmouth onions

Austin and Cameron read about the strong jawline of justice then we-sa going podracing! That’s right, we’re talking ‘bout all the things you love about Star Wars. Phantom Menace references and Jar Jar Binks a-plenty!   TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn star wars jar jar senate sheev steve buscemi quigon obiwan obi kenobi anakin gungan kermit crimson chin wandissimo dad meat vision pencils

Austin and Cameron are Not Okay (We Promise) as we read some music fiction with two guests. Then we travel to Japan to eat some Ramen and meet our favorite horrible monster. Then we'll cook you up a New Year Feast with Hank Hill and his propane grill. We play two rounds of Does It Exist including more wild erotic stories found on Amazon.           TAGS/INFO: TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn New Year Years special guests drink hank hill king of the hill peggy naruto ramen chad kroeger nickelback my chemical romance gerard way brendon urie pop tarts frosting godzilla japan anime analvore

Austin and Cameron keep the Criss in Crissmass and read some Mindfreaky time travel fics. We discover the Grinch's "Yule log" possesses magical powers. Then we review a book that asks the question: What if the entity known as tedcruz had an oyster-fueled hallucination?       TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn frosty rudolph red-nosed reindeer santa clause tim allen grinch whoville Christmas Ted Cruz tedcruz human entity Cruzmas carol book review presents

Austin and Cameron get into a sticky situation. We read about what Kermit does when Miss Piggy's not around. Then we find out why we should not save the bees.         TAGS/INFO: fan fiction fanfiction fanfic rule 34 porno erotic porn sticky sugar momma suga proud bandits kermit miss piggy shrek hank hill bee movie vanessa ashton

Austin and Cameron double the magic with double the wands. Or maybe we just had a bad trip, cuz we ended up in Wonderland with a super high caterpillar.       TAGS/INFO: fanfic fanfiction fan fiction rule 34 porno erotic funny Dumbledore Harry Potter Snape Dobby Voldemort Wonderland Bottom Steve Crusty Cavities Wonderland Alice

Austin and Cameron read about everyone's favorite doughboy. We find out Flash is a scumbag and Waluigi is a romantic at heart.             TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction fanfiction rule 34 reading lit erotic porno porn funny doughboy pillsbury papa fresh hamburger helper dog the bounty hunter criss angel crissmass flash wonder woman batman superman waluigi wario sexy sex

Austin and Cameron dig into another plate of lasagna with our favorite orange feline. Then we see Frodo discover that if he likes it he should put a ring on it.         TAGS/INFO: fanfic fanfiction rule 34 funny reading lit garfield jon odie lasagna gross porn porno frodo sam lotr lord of the rings gollum smeagol gandalf sauron sauruman ring orc thanksgiving

Austin and Cameron read fan fiction about two very different wars -- The Huns invasion of China and the infamous Info Wars. This episode will definitely make a man out of you.         TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction reading lit funny rule 34 alex jones gay frogs infowars huns china mulan shang ping it follows

Austin and Cameron read about the abomination known as catdog, then we find out about some nude photo leaks from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Also, we get a surprise appearance from two of our most favorite characters. Then, Austin talks about why he will never again post an ad on Craigslist.       TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction rule 34 catdog star wars ahsoka tano anakin skywalker obiwan kenobi yoda mace window windu sand ted cruz zodiac killer guy fieri craigslist orgy

Austin and Cameron find out the real reason Dobby was so excited to get ahold of Harry Potter’s sock, then we take a trip down to the impound lot to see what happens to naughty cars.       TAGS/INFO: Fanfiction fan fiction fanfic fic harry potter dobby hagrid Dumbledore magic elder wand sock porno rule 34 funny cars sheriff lightning mcqueen mater bdsm sexy sorting hat

Austin and Cameron get spoooooky with everyone's favorite ghost pokemon and then we ponder what would happen if the walking dead just couldn't walk.

Austin and Cameron might need to get checked out after reading these fan fictions. Pleakley gets a little freakly and Ms. Frizzle has a problem.

Austin and Cameron got screwed. My recording software crashed, but we still found out what messed up stuff Scooby has to do for all those Scooby Snacks.     TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction rule 34 reading Shaggy Scooby Scrappy peanut butter fred daphne velma mystery inc machine squidward dave the barbarian pbj otter thornberrys nigel darwin donny

Austin and Cameron and special guest Dan see what really is being cooked up at the Krusty Krab, find out which Yugioh boy we are destined to be with, and discover just how far Ryuk will go for some apples. Buckle up, cuz this episode is stacked! We also do a round of the Sexy Sorting Hat and play a rousing game of Does It Exist. TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction rule 34 sexy sorting hat spongebob squidward bubble bass mr. krabs yugioh joey pegasus death note ryuk light goth amazon book titles

Austin and Cameron talk about Tito's questionable cuisine, see what Emily Elizabeth is feeding Clifford, and find out why you should never leave Ron alone with Hedwig.       TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction funny rule 34 Rocket Power Tito Raymundo 420 Otto Twister Reggie Squid Clifford dog Ron Harry Potter Hermione Hedwig Dobby Dumbledore gross

Austin and Cameron eat their vegetables and download the most helpful fanfic yet. We also introduce a new segment called "Sexy Sorting Hat"! NOTES/TAGS: fanfic fan fiction rule 34 sexy sorting hat veggie tales barney larry bob squash pirates peas hairbrush Clippy Microsoft Office assistant Amazon gangster Dora

Austin and Cameron learn way, way, way too much about Minions and then we find out what really happened four score and seven years ago.

Austin and Cameron have a brain blast and also read a trashy fan fiction featuring everyone's favorite grouchy green boy.     TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction rule 34 funny Jimmy Neutron Carl Weezer Sheen Ultralord Human Llama Goddard Ms. Fowl Gaston LeFou Courage Muriel Oscar the Grouch Big Bird Sesame Street Bert and Ernie Count

Austin and Cameron discover that laughter is the best medicine. Sick of Cars fanfics yet? Too bad apparently. Also we journey through Equestria and blast off again!

Austin and Cameron tell Mountain Dew to kick rocks. There's a new Dew in town and its name is Mountain Lightning. This episode sponsored by Mountain Lightning brand soda maybe? Also we talk about Lightning McQueen's checkered past, Lord Farquaad's emo phase, and read a Harry Potter fanfic that is still ten times better than Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

Austin and Cameron make a wish and settle the issue of who is the hottest fairy godparent. Then we roll out with the toughest crew in the galaxy.

Austin and Cameron consider the merits of bleaching one’s eyeballs after reading the most outright disgusting batman fanfic we could find. Then, we relive our edgy teenage years through Dark Shadow the Hedgehog. Or should we say, Edge-hog.

Austin and Cameron are reading about everyone's favorite gungan, then we-sa gonna see how much Chip Skylark loves oral... hygiene.

OH YEAH! Austin and Cameron get into a Feud, Kool off, then uncover Zordon’s gross ulterior motives.

Austin and Cameron are lovin’ it! This week we stuff our face holes with all sorts of food fictions and then we find out what is driving Superman batty.  

Austin and Cameron pay a visit to Hagrid’s Hut, kick it into overdrive with everyone’s favorite transportation vehicles, critique one of Japan’s best animes, and discover what famous celebrities do in their down time. This episode was unofficially sponsored by Mountain Dew. Do ya one better. Do the Dew. 

Austin and Cameron do try this at home, read some Slash fiction, try to puzzle out how Teletubbies got approved by the studio, and after 23 years in this business we never know what's gonna come through those doors.

Oh bother! Austin and Cameron hold the door, catch 'em all, learn what Tiggers do best, and do a little bit of Home Improvement.