Podcasts about turdhat

Andy's (double) pink eyes. Bass pro shops gets a skinny dip. The pearl clutcher apps and you. A questionable license plate cover. Rob reviews What If season 2. The most pirated shows of 2023. The police are called. Plaid. Turdhat calls in about a possible Secret Santa fiasco. Pantheon and Monsters & Memories. Alaska airlines […]

Five minute message from Turdhat. A video via Sauce that is…disgusting. Mailbag and mailbag song, including a “surprise” in the mail. The new Doritos chip chomper audio suppresser. New judge “The Gooch”. Doordash and sending you a warm drink. Plaid. Contaminated water at the Ritz Carton. I'm allowed to put my seat back. Slang used […]

Turdhat’s birthday is on Thursday! He turns 57. Gordon Ramey has a mobile game, and guess who got it? Ventchat Update: News on the “I Eat Ass” car sticker guy. Bidets, the final frontier: 41% of Americans considered buying one during the COVID toilet paper shortage. Just Scream Baby (or don’t) website. Gadgets and gadgets, […]

So this time it’s Brent, Turdhat, Fen. First time with us three. It worked! But you be the judge. Plaid because Brent reads this, and other reasons too. Brent was on show titles this week and was prolific, so I will leave the show notes to the TITLES:   Lazy Soup 3 Shots, Then 2 […]

Eggnog show 2020! Everyone had nog, and some damn near killed a guy. “I got poisoned.” Turdhat got his old twitter handle un-suspended. My pants fell down to my KNEES. Mr Rogers, Shia LeBOOF, driverless cocaine boats, NFL bathroom on yourself, Lambo driver with “LGOPNR” license plate, bees love weed, Flattus fixes “the business”, and […]

Fish, farming, and Fen. Andy Dawson joins us for the greatest game ever, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the game and it goes perfectly. Ventchat Secret Santa. Make your own meat. Reading Rainbow. Big Bacon Classic. VR, cologne, Brett’s thing. Plaid. Bacon infused beer, Turdhat’s spoon, THANKSgiving, and more!     Intro:  Reddwarf […]

Listen to the story of how Turdhat scared his kids this Halloween. Ventchat Book Club: Moby Dick. Rob reviews The Mandalorian season 2 episode 1. Rent a movie theater for 99 bucks. Taco Bell got rid of a bunch of their menu and profits are up. Croissant Tours. Haircuts and bad massages. Cheese Club. Fen […]

It was a bit of a struggle, but we talked about everything except what everyone else was talking about this week. Bee stings, gambling with fake internet points, a dude crying getting an injection, the trivia game Turdhat made up about us years ago revisited, past cities we have had meet-ups in and some favorite […]

The Fenn treasure. Weed spray, your mother in law, and you. Value Gamer. Sword News. Ventchat Secret Summer Santa is ON. Details in the show. Turdhat should make mead. Plaid. Ventchat Secret Magnet Club. Spice is a terrible thing. Prego.     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Sodas for Pandora – Don’t hang up Be sure and […]

Clonk arm news. Turdhat’s beehive. Space Force. Cannonball Run record. The Antidepressant Or Tolkien Character game. Houston man had an interesting lover. Plaid. A woman is REALLY mad at Taco Bell. Don’t answer Craigslist personal ads. Man breaks into bank for a Hot Pocket. Governor tricked into reading out a fake name. Don’t get into […]

This week: I don’t Like That At All. The Pee Your Pants Challenge. Apparently multiple people in Hawaii seem upset. Cutting a hole in your mask so you can breathe better. Turdhat was sent an air conditioner for his shed. Don’t crank call 911 and ask for the fire department to put out your crotch. […]

An epic call from a youngster to a host of the show. We take a trip into Cyberspace. Sword News. Social distance yelling. Snoop not happy about EA servers going down. Rob reviews Bloodshot. Dapyman kills Vic’s virtual pet. Another Nascar driver in hot water. Plaid. Turdhat’s kids shot put anything of value over the […]

The Return of What’s Your Schpiel Spin The Wheel! The game where we talk to a listener and Turdhat asks them uncomfortable and very personal questions. The downlow on The Office trivia contest we went to, and some of the worst beers we have ever had. Coronavirus I guess? 7-11 pizza. Mayo ice cream. The […]

A FRIDAY recording, so Turdhat, Fen and Mighty Chubbs can go hit up some trivia about the show The Office in the Berkeley area, and we will talk about that and our predictions. Stay tuned next week for our results and a recap of how that went. Someone DID fall asleep this episode, and we […]

Someone got a new AIR FRYER. Someone else isn’t happy about it. The Girl Scout Cookie salespeople strike again. Standing in like for 4 hours for a very rare beer. Beef Jerky. Turdhat is in a tent, inside of a shed, in his backyard for the broadcast. Fears of spiders and planes. A woman freaking […]

New game, that we just created an hour before broadcast so we’re still working on a title. Turdhat tried the “sleeve”. Guy on a leg press machine has a bad day. Ball News. Rob reviews Parasite. Tanning salons. Pornhub captions. This guy’s name is Gooch. Plaid. Man made fun of by newspaper. Lady in drive […]

A new version of the “Don’t Put Words In My Meowth” game via Flattus and Susan Sprinkle (in no particular order)! Portland meet-up discussion. WoW Classic (Could Be Worse guild). Club Sandwich Club. Canadian Family Feud mistake. A question about “the device” and if Turdhat might use it…Plaid. Rob Reviews Season 1 of Witcher. Busted […]

The return of When Dudes Cry. Turdhat makes it the whole show! Motivational Guild Leader Speech. Emma’s mom found her phone and goes nuclear. Popeye’s chicken is giving us good audio. Two gas station workers going off. FEN NEEDS LOCKS. Angriest argument I (Fen) has ever heard. Plaid. Glenda The Good Witch fight. Daylight Saving […]

Fen gets mad, Esta gets mad, Turdhat gets mad. But it’s ok. We have a game, like the Cameo game, but waaaay lower rent. An offer from a podcast for the blind? A preacher that gives us some great audio clips. Rob Reviers Zombieland: Double Tap. The Office Ladies Podcast. Plaid. Lana Del Ray concert […]

WoW is back and so are we! We are playing again for the first time in years…Don’t worry though, we have plenty of non-WoW stuff too. Just ask Punker Pat. Ok, back to WoW. Stormy and Turdhat are waiting for me in the Wetlands. Plaid.     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  BANKERS_-_-Un_bossanova_moonmanmix__Chimo_Rac29_ Be sure and join […]

This week: Turdhat’s bit idea. Difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas. The car start laugh. Stranger Things. Half price cake. Pool parasite. HeyGotEm. Man doing bad things AT the pool. Taco Bell tortilla shortage. Mississippi veggie burger term ban. McDonalds closes early, manager loses it. Plaid. Fake cop versus real cop, PBR hard coffee. […]

Greetings!  Esta was glamping this weekend, so we have  Bryterside filling in for him. We’ve got purple nerples. We’ve got Turdhat laughing like a car. We’ve even got the name of our guild in the upcoming WoW Classic. Pluuuus: Rob reviews Brightburn. Zum sings for you. Fantasy Movie League drama. Boston update. People shooting themselves […]

This week…Stones! Cinco De Mayo. What you can and can’t do on Jeopardy. Turdhat built a computer. Lady talking trash on campus. Paying for McDonalds with weed. Threatening the pet store (bad idea). The country’s filthiest hygiene cities. Kentucky Derby horse apples for sale. Blizzcon wants you to download an app full of spyware to […]

Thank you to Hiddanas and XNotMalcolm for hopping in this week. We’ve got corns getting stepped on, MAILBAG, a shooting over garbage cans, a woman who *needs* to get off the plane, Frontier Air stories, Kentucky facts, alcohol with no hangovers, drunk shopping, Turdhat sounds like a car starting, plaid, lid down or up, bad […]

Turdhat tweets again after a 6 week absence, find out WHY. We take over Cinemachat for real, and happy 200th episode to Cinemachat. Smash Bros Tourney. Vasectomies go up 30% during March Madness. Cheese Club. Plaid. Florida Foot Sniffer. Respect Gamers. Sword News. Public…you know…gets away with it 8 times. Olive Garden near death by […]

You never should have allowed me to “help you” straighten out your RSS feed issues.  Not only have Turdhat and Fen beaten you at Fantasy Movie League, but now we have access to everything!!!  Listen to us review The Ninth Gate and then come listen to a professional podcast at Ventchat.com Follow US! Fen Turdhat Esta

Topics include:  Will Turdhat Make it. Everyone had a meeting. InstaANT Pot. Fart Police. Demons made me steal a car. AUX cord fail. Drunk dude on quiet car. Turdhat’s new 3 door ride. Cheese club. “Huge Ass Beer”. Smash Bros Tourny. Billionaire dies in worst way possible. Mayo heist. Plaid. Crocodiles. Rob reviews Captain Marvel. […]

Top story: NEW Turdhat live scream, 100% real. We play Your Own Personal Hell, AKA 9 Circles Of Hell. Also, Turdhat suddenly has 10k and needs a replacement car in a day…will he go responsible or buy a 79 “Red Dragon” Camero with T Tops? PLUUUS: Stock Locks. Fen talks too much about Sous Vide […]

Turdhat is back and back to his old tricks. Zumming To America. Drunk dude cooking in a stranger’s house. Four Loco still bad. Caught banging a car. Booby trapped house. I want to shake your hand. Rob reviews Alita Battle Angel. Bigfoot and Jose Canseco. Outback Steakhouse. Plaid for Legend Is Real, miss you brother. […]

Turdhat flight was delayed so he couldn’t get home until midnight. Thanks once again to Brent AKA XNotMalcolm for filling in on short notice. Can’t wait to hear what Turdhat has to say next week because last I heard from him was “Fuck Southwest airlines”. Anyway, THIS week: The Assman, The Russians have a new […]

Greetings! Top of our list this week is Turdhat’s “incident” with a pressure cooker that left him with a uniquely shaped burn on his forehead. We chatted about the St. Paul Slapper, driving around on an electric scooter drinking wine out of a Pringles can, the Netflix vs Choose Your Own Adventure lawsuit, bigfoot, plaid, […]

Our once a year EGGNOG SHOW!  Eight types of nog. Some possible over-serving. What happens when Santa thinks the room is on fire? People being jerks around Christmas. Secret Santa stuff. Rob reviews Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse. A return of a game Turdhat hated, with a twist. Plaid. Celery Jello. Boston meet-up. More!     […]

So…..we are going to BOSTON for our next meet-up in 2019, please have a listen for the details and dates!  We re-visited a true story about a listener and Usher, which actually made it to TMZ. Mailbag. Netti pots. Sword news. Plaid. Failed Secret Santa(s) of old. Turdhat’s death list. Angry drivers, Walmart employees…and don’t […]

Greetings!  We had some interesting news from Brian, the creator of the Autoblow this week. Also our THANKSgiving, Rob reviews Creed 2, we discuss our upcoming meetup in Boston, some Office trivia, TWO outro songs, plaid, Turdhat’s “what is…” game, and more fun and more thrills.     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  The Dumbartons _ Christmas In […]

What happened to Turdhat last show? THANKSgiving, Ventchat Secret Santa, Rob reviews Widows, XNotMalcolm sends us an incredible clip, McRib, Mailbag, the Autoblow, darts and farts, a very “special” outro song, plaid, Rapper No Rapper revisited, and (of course) more.     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Zoom Winfield – Obama We’re Movin’ Forward Be sure and […]

This week, Turdhat is back (and should he change his name)! We played Guess The Movie, made by Zann. Rob reviewed Bohemian Rhapsody. Also: Portable cereal bowls, fart police, Halloween, bad vacations, ramen, and much much more. Plaid. Go vote!     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Moped Genius – Dreamer Be sure and join us LIVE, […]

AND WE’RE BACK…..from Austin. Big re-cap here, from the Catalina Wine Mixer, to Turdhat jumping Sauce on roller skates, to Chicken Shit Bingo, and everything in between. All the dirty details. Also we’ve got Rob reviewing Venom, pumpkin spice lattes, are you a “scarf guy”, and more. We also take some time to remember our […]

Welcome back! We’re very close to our Austin meet-up, and will Turdhat be jumping a guy on roller skates? Turdhat Hypnosis returns! Rob reviews The Predator, a guy fakes illness to get someone to change his diapers…a man calls 911 over a Whopper, the town of Uranus, Doctor Birdshit, your calls and emails, plaid, and […]

Greetings! This week, Rob reviewed The Nun, someone called the Fart Police, Turdhat realizes he said he would jump Sauce on roller skates in Austin, a Florida guy tries to make cookies on his George Foreman grill, an electric fence to stop children, Duffus STILL needs a place to stay, does anyone own snakes, plaid, […]

Esper made a Schmepardy for us to play, and came on to run it so even Fen could play. Turdhat is now in the garage, so what’s going on with his shed? Rob reviews Mile 22, a woman fends off a mugger in an interesting way, plaid, naked sleepwalking, things you are cheap on, a […]

Turdhat is out of the shed and back in the house. Why? Find out. Big Austin The Sauce update. We’ve got men jumping out of freezers, Getting shot in the buttocks, Rob reviewing The Meg, Sword News, chicken diapers, plaid, fart police, giant spider stories, Russians holding their noses and singing, and plenty more.   […]

Greetings! This week, Fen’s life is threatened by Turdhat (in 20 years). Is that a crime? Also a man sets fire to his wife over an unclean cat box, a fight over Vienna sausages, a ticket of some questionable music, get paid to have the flu, your thing is too small, Rob reviews Hotel Artemis […]

Greetings! This week we had Joboou on, which means a lot of Turdhat vs Joboou, which means fun. Also, BEES, cups in your CUPboard, I asked Joboou to come, a special Kentucky horse, Florida people, serial clogger, plaid, plane troubles, and more! Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Hilftrigger – Hilftrigger – Alcoholism Be sure and join us LIVE, […]

Brilliant game about The Office made by Turdhat. Pink eye update. Doctor Dogshit in real life. The great milk debate. What makes you cringe? Turdhat laughs like a car turning over. World’s largest orgy. Plaid. Put up your dukes over peaches. What game do you want to revisit as an adult. (Happy Mother’s Day!)   […]

Tasers, loud sex parties, a new game from Redhawk Will (and the people who play it nearly drive me crazy), Rob reviews Avengers: Infinity War (which nearly derives Turdhat crazy), Slow Cookers, plaid, Air Fryers, Vacuum Sealers, could be worse, has been worse, and as always much much more.     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Always […]

Turdhat’s kids, The neighbor on PCP, Scary dog news, Duffus unleashed in Mexico, Condom snorting, Roadside cavity search, plaid, Rob Reviews A Quiet Place, and more things you are already wishing you knew.     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  DJ DOBOK – Nuage Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat with us. We […]

Greetings and salutations! Some stuff from this week:  Chinese New Year Parade danger, Ru Paul’s colostomy bag, Austin The Sauce, booze makes you live longer, someone Turdhat can not snap, Fergie’s star spangled banner, KFC’s chicken shortage, a video game call-out challenge for cash, plaid, spitting in your hand, and MORE!     Intro:  Redwarf […]

Turdhat came up with a new game called ROM COM DOT COM. We had Aubrey T and Bryter on, and even BGO, Joboou and XNotMalcom in the late after-show.  Also:  Be My Eyes, plaid, Rob reviews Altered Carbon and Black Panther, giant rats and gypsies, the best Olympic announcer ever, and MORE!     Intro: […]

Houston pimps, Taco Bell, Turdhat’s game, new listeners, eggs over easy, misophonia triggers, jello chat, Dave Mathews Band, plaid, a couple of guys screaming obscenities at each other (besides us), and whatever you do don’t look up what the show title means.     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Stick Figure – Weight Of Sound Be sure […]

Greetings! Judge Judy news, Turdhat goes to the weed store, the worst Jello recipe ever, poop bandits, drunk driver calls 911 on himself, plaid, Rob Reviews Molly’s Game PLUS other nonsense.     Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Orquesta Arrecife – El patio Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat with us. We normally […]

Welcome back! One of us got their 23andMe back (it’s Turdhat) so we’ll find out WTF he is…Alex Trebeck ate special “brownies”, some Tribunal news, plaid, Rob reviews Thor: Ragnarok, Turdhat Help You in the after-show, noise cancelling fork, your calls and emails, and more!   Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Waterpistol – The Look You’re Giving Me […]

This week we were joined by Turdhat from Ventchat to talk about the love story that is The Notebook (2004), but first… Turdhat pays for Ventchat patreon Rob and Reggie got their MoviePass cards Brent saw The Snowman and Jigsaw Does Fassbender have a big…ya know? Making DC movies great again X-23 movie coming? Disappointing … Continue reading Episode 127 – The Notebook w/ Turdhat →

New game by our pal Hiddanas! We talked about cameras in your AirBnBs, bucket lists, plaid, Turdhat had a nasty cut on his hand, a man had an unusual bucket list, Guy Fieri talk, audio books, Applebee’s “dollarita”, coworkers annoying sayings, Let’s Watch A Thing, magic shaving powder, Rob reviews The Foreigner, slip up Saturday, […]

Welcome back. Join us this week for: Turdhat’s Egg Diet, 23 And Me, Sober October, Applebee’s $1 Margaritas, where to meet up next year, Rob reviewed the new Blade Runner movie, plaid, Cuphead, “vag jewelry” IPA’s, and etc etc…enjoy! Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  JekK – Hold You Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and […]

Welcome back. Brand new game from Duffus this week, Turdhat went to S.F. Comic con, our meet-up in Cincinnati is close, smart people swear more, fart police, what we use to podcast, plaid, Turdhat freestyle, failed Ask An Escort calls, and MORE! Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Electrovector – Move Yo Butt Be sure and join us […]

New Game Of Thrones game tonight sent to us by ForceOfWillTHL!  Rob reviews Logan Lucky, Gummy Bear Challenge update, a bus with some unsuspecting passengers get a surprise, plaid, Turdhat’s kid says something surprising, D’s in M’s, Ocho Deuco, plaid, the single adam’s apple hair, the eclipse, maybe get some free money, dog stops robber, […]

What’s on tap this week? ObsESTA, Sweatpants Club, we’re Twitch affiliates, Osarks, Turdhat’s mom and sister NOT going to Cincinnati meet-up(?), Cheese Club, Rob reviews Valerian, butt problems, our number on bathroom walls, “I don’t feel very good”, Uber, your calls and emails, the worlds largest testicles, plaid, naked thief, and….farting on a plane. WHEW. […]

WELCOME! Join us this week for stories about streaking at baseball games, dogs drugged to win races in Florida, a restaurant with something you’ll never expect in Memphis, a 100 year-old’s secret to life, plaid, Coco Loko, Rob reviews Spiderman Homecoming (and so does Turdhat), dead for 3 months at Walmart, Shia is at it […]

Welcome back! Turdhat created a new game called “What Is This?” that we all got to play, the hosts and listeners. After-show we hit up our first Ventchat Book Club. XNotMalcolm gave us a supriding review of The Fate OF The Furious that I guarantee you’re going to like, doesn’t matter if you like the […]

Just some quick notes, we recorded this Tuesday, because Turdhat and I had listeners/friends out this weekend (and it’s late Sunday and I am exhausted). Back to normal next week, and we’ll be guilty as charged with the stories. #Plaid

Well we were plagued with audio problems in the live feed (the recording turned out fine), so sorry if things got a little wonky during the show. We’ve got a new look on the Twitch page, and you’ll hear all about that in the show. This week we chatted about  Family Tree Now, Turdhat’s kids […]

Join us this week for a new game all about the word “NO!”. Can you guess where the “no’s” come from? Go figure that one out. Meowth got on to talk about her answers from last week, Turdhat had some bad luck with his chicken, plaid,  we talk about kratom, we maybe smelling some skunklock […]

Thursday show this week, and we had Klaut on to talk a little bit about planning our meet-up in Cincinatti next September. You interested? We’re trying to get a rough idea of numbers here.  We’re looking for good names for the meet-up, so send in your ideas. We learned Turdhat is open to having ALL OF […]

Well hello! No Esta this week so we had BGO filling in for the majority. Also you guys made us some games, so we played them! A Halloween themed game AND a test for Turdhat all about Gordon Ramsey. Also plaid. We had a lot of trash talk this week about our Hearthstone tournament and […]

HEY! Fen is in the hot seat this week with a new game specifically designed to test his soundboard skills. We are also requesting your best Donald Trump AND Tauntaun impressions for next week.  We talked about plaid, the XBox one, Rob reviewed The Accountant, we chatted about Turdhat’s kid’s birthday, and….boogers. And your favorite […]

You know that thing…where you talk in your sleep? Yeah that thing. HEY we might be back into gaming again…so come listen. You want to hear about Amazon Fresh? No? Well let me tell you about Amazon Fresh. How about Turdhat guesses your dinner? A little trivia game? Some BGO sitting in? Huh? Huh? Plaid? […]

Sauce AND Milty join us this week to help celebrate almost 7 years of shows. Someone doesn’t make it all the way through. Milty made a game, plaid, Rob reviews War Dogs, we hear all about “Locked In A Room” from Turdhat, and of course the usual shenanigans. We leave for ALASKA and then VANCOUVER […]

Join us for terrible, awful impressions in a new game we call Unwanted Advice. Also, Turdhat guesses your dinner, plaid, a new Turdhat scream (thanks to Riku), and so much more you’re gonna flip your gourd.   Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  Hot Fiction – Start It Off Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen […]

In which we trace back the ear tucking phenomenon all the way back to Chris Tucker in the movie “Friday” from 1995. Fen sells a used car on Craigslist, a guy gets stabbed in the face playing Pokemon, Turdhat is going to have to play one of these “Stuck In A Room” games with the […]

Why bushy eyebrows? Because the world’s bushiest eyebrows were spotted in the wild this week, at…you got it…Outback Steakhouse. Enjoy tales like this and of leg clumps, a music game made by Redhawk Will, Turdhat gets a thing frozen off hid nose, plaid and plaid accessories, Pokemon Value Gamer, your calls and emails, and more! […]

A fun night was had by Fen and Turdhat, visiting a local comedy club. Everyone knows how Turdhat loves people telling him jokes…the story is even better. PLUS: A new game from Esper, does Jabba return? Also: Caine-Walken-Spiderbite guy, Turdhat’s chickens, Overdose of Sauce guy, toilet snakes, falling off the wagon, Ricky, live singing, He’s […]

Sad MacGuyver returns! We thank you all for your emails. Buffalo Wild Wings just moved in near Turdhat and Fen and you shall have our review, Sauce Captains and all. Did Fen say “My Mommy” last episode? Revisiting Contemplating Caine, and people living in boats and RV’s tossing their you know what in the streets. […]

Join us this week for a meatloaf special, with Milty and Flattus! If you think I’m kidding about the meatloaf, just you wait and see. Plus Shia, Turdhat (us) Help You, and more! Running very late so plaid! Intro:  Redwarf Outro:  ChaYz – Summer’s Goodbye Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and […]

And we’re back! So much to catch up on and talk about in this show. BGO and Turdhat dueled it out and we’ve got the details on that, and Turdhat’s computer has since blown up. Fen is currently sleeping outside. Turdhat and Fen met up with some folks. A guy freaks out and screams on […]

This week we played a new game involving accents. This week a game maybe didn’t work? Or did it. Let’s go with it did work.   Also: Hogan, Dungeon Boss, St. Patty’s Day, BGO Battle, Rob Reviews Daredevil (S 02 E 01), plaid, Turdhat sounds like this guy, Podcastitute has new toots, and MORE!   Intro: […]

Those that have been under preforming in Turdhat’s Dungeon Boss guild were made to WALK THE PLANK this week. He rules with an iron fist. All hail him (or else). A certain someone had a rough experience with some seafood, AND we played a new game called “What Comes Nest” where you tell us…what comes […]

A longer than usual intro this week, with some pushing, some grunts, and an entertaining story. Fen’s (my) dog passed away last week so there was a bit about that, a trip taken by Turdhat, and some interesting news about the cruise we’re taking later this year. And oh yeah, Flattus joined us for the […]

So much stuff to talk about this week. A bit called “Nine Levels Of Hell” that we haven’t done for years returns. An insane amount of mail in the PO Box. A special “surprise” for Fen. Turdhat and Fen hit a small local Comic Con. A little guild in Dungeon Boss. Turdhat’s kids pick the […]

A new game called FORTY PERCENT! Maybe it’s good. Maybe it’s bad. Maybe…you know the rest. Written by Elden with a little addition by Fen, who may have ruined it. We make Turdhat play against a listener. PLUS one of the most extended Turdhat Help You(s) in the after-show live with the subject. Oh and […]

  A little Cyberspace with a guest, some Turdhat Help You, and a host has a significant “problem” to get over. Also some Turdhat’s Notebook and in the front some talks about “the test”. Plus…Vasectomy on off switch? Also: Rob Reviews The Reverent, Cruise Questions, terrible people in restaurants, plaid, the light-switch, butt news, the […]

Join us this week for a retelling of one of the most odd nights of Turdhat & Fen’s lives. The signing of a signature bottle of booze by a rap star. The soul food in a very interesting bar. Taking the front door off said bar. Oh and Guantanamera. Plus we talk to a listener […]

Well your old pal Turdhat got banned from twitter this week, we’ll take you from A to Z on that, how it went down and what’s been done about it. THEN, we take Turdhat into The Tribunal, for our own judgement. After that, Fen and Turdhat have an idea for a new website, and @XNotMalcolm […]

This week we had a new game by our good buddy Esper, and even Turdhat jumped in to play. Sober September also started this week, and we’ll go over the score card of who is in and who is out….and who cheated.  Also, a couple of deputy sheriffs got caught saying some pretty “unique” stuff […]

And we’re back!  Round 2 of Turdhat’s Hip-Hop game is in this episode, and someone got so disgusted they started kicking off guests. Polish Fest, periscope, swampathon, plaid, big babies, stuffy noses hearthstone tourny’s who dis, Zumming To America and a bunch more for you!     Intro: Redwarf Outro: Poor Man’s Change – CL […]

Not a ton of notes because we did a Thursday show off the cuff.  Some What’s Your Schpiel, all about going to Turdhat and Fen’s local hot tubs, and just gabbing.  Also Fen was angry at the world, Fen fought the Fireball and the Fireball won.   Plaid! Intro: Redwarf Outro: Urs Aebersold – Go Be […]

We are joined this week by two guest hosts, as Turdhat is out on assignment (camping). We’ve got Flattus and Bryterside, please follow them and check out their shows!  We talked about the chess tourney going on, played an old game about Celebrity’s Net Worth, talked a bit about selling spells on Etsy, Bin Laden’s porn […]

My mind is telling me no, but my body is telling me YES.  This week we got a GREAT surprise in the mailbag, so check below for the link to the pics.  We updated the Chess Tournament stuff, details in the show, and Turdhat and Fen revisited “The Slap”. Also “What’d You Have For Dinner”, […]

Furry-Muscle Cast – 21 – Cookies From Hell & Art Guess Co-Host Ragnarok Dragon - http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ragnarokdragon   1.     Introductions: a.       Ragnarok Dragon – The world has not ended yet but…what happen? Year 2000 bug still happening? b.      Hollie Hyena – She bakes cookies that do a body good! Because there protein cookies! c.       Maximus Ursus – You see him with leather thongs and loves to get his ass whipped. It’s the purple butt bear… d.      Tiptoe – His cars are so rad that best one to races are the small model ones, plus it has oil on them he can lick, wait that’s oil base paint! :O e.       Beastly Bahamut – Can’t ever find any clothes that can fit him the ones that do are always tore. f.        Schreeded Wolf – He larger than life and can lift you right off the ground, so give him a big hug. g.       Jazz Wolf – He move from the northern pole of New York to the warm sunny beaches of Florida. It’s the overheated wolf. h.      Snow – You find him around the corner of the local bar server up a drinks. For a few dollars more he give you the “special” of the night. i.         Zak – Waiting for spring to be here sooner to ride my bike it’s.   2.     Shouts Out – a.       Ventchat - Each week Fen, Esta, Sauce and Turdhat discuss gaming, life, and everything else. Explicit comedy podcast by adults for adults. Contact the show and get involved!                                                                i.      http://www.ventchat.com   3.     Topics – a.       Cookies Protein Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies     Prep Time: 10 Minutes Cook Time: 10 Minutes Ready In: 20 Minutes Servings: 24 "Tasty cookies with a protein supplement, perfect for people who work out and are grossed out by protein shakes. Can substitute flavored supplements for a fruity twist." Ingredients: 1/2 cup butter, softened 1/2 cup peanut butter 1 cup packed brown sugar 1/2 cup white sugar 3 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract   Ingredients: (continued) 1/3 cup water 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 cup powdered protein supplement 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 1/3 cups semisweet chocolate chips Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, peanut butter, brown sugar and white sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla and water. Combine the flour, protein powder, baking soda and salt; stir into the creamed mixture. Fold in chocolate chips. Drop dough by heaping spoonfuls onto un-greased cookie sheets. 3. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely. b.      Water Cardio –                                                                i.      Water workout give moderate fitness                                                              ii.      Water is 12 to 14 times thicker then air                                                            iii.      Offers resistance in every direction. c.       Deadlift Shrugs –                                                                i.      Compound Exercise                                                              ii.      Good or Bad.                                                            iii.      The only difference is that rather than stopping the deadlift when one is standing straight up, you continue the motion and shrug shoulders, lifting the bar that extra six inches. d.      Muscle Perspective –                                                                i.      What are the issues that come up while drawing muscles?                                                              ii.      DoEes characters that have over blown muscles aka macros give you issues if you draw them?                                                            iii.      What techniques are uses when one approaches the muscle character to draw? e.       Character Design –                                                                i.      What issues come up when you are given such a task?                                                              ii.      What is the best way to approach this task with the commission?                                                            iii.      What research do you do to draw the character and make it design?                                                            iv.      Do you change styles   4.     Emails & Voicemails a.       From Female N. – (Whole Group)                                                                i.      When exercising, is it better to do fast & short or slow & long? And what I mean by that is, is it better to run a mile or walk 2 miles?                                                              ii.      When is the best time to take vitamins and/or supplements?                                                            iii.      I heard on one of the podcast, someone mentioned using a steam room (I think it was). What's the difference between a steam room & sauna? What's the pro/cons to each? And which one is better? (Expand On Last Question) Saunas provide dry heat in a wood-paneled room from a wood or electric stove. Steam rooms, provide moist heat from a water-filled generator pumping steam into the enclosed room. Both do make you warmer, make you sweat and relax, lower your pulse and blood pressure by causing blood vessels to dilate, and remove salts from your system.)   5.     Outers: a.       We would like to hear from you, the listeners. If you have comments or questions please do email us or send us a recording to FMC@Furry-Muscle.Org b.      You can contact us via phone at 571-208-BUFF (2833). c.       You can find the podcast on iTunes d.      Where on Twitter @FurryMuscleCast e.       You can find show notes and many other materials at our main website www.Furry-Muscle.Org f.        Next Furry-Muscle Cast: April 12th Show notes, podcast and many other materials that are not posted here can be found at our main website. Furry-Muscle.Org

Although starting off as a World of Warcraft podcast, Ventchat has quickly become a favorite comedy show for many (including us at Pixel Response). With nothing more than a couple of base ideas per show, it's the chemistry between the four hosts ("Fen", "Esta", "Sauce" and "Turdhat" that takes the standard 'Morning Radio Show' format to something very unique and special. Fen was gracious enough to set aside some time to chat with Paul and we're happy to provide a small chunk of the talk to you in which the two discuss things like smoking, the podcast patent troll, anonymity on the internet and video games. Oh, I suppose they talk a bit about Ventchat too. Check out Ventchat and come hang out Saturday nights at 9pm PST! Outro: Ventchat intro by Reddwarf (used with special permission from Ventchat)

Although starting off as a World of Warcraft podcast, Ventchat has quickly become a favorite comedy show for many (including us at Pixel Response). With nothing more than a couple of base ideas per show, it's the chemistry between the four hosts ("Fen", "Esta", "Sauce" and "Turdhat" that takes the standard 'Morning Radio Show' format to something very unique and special. Fen was gracious enough to set aside some time to chat with Paul and we're happy to provide a small chunk of the talk to you in which the two discuss things like smoking, the podcast patent troll, anonymity on the internet and video games. Oh, I suppose they talk a bit about Ventchat too. Check out Ventchat and come hang out Saturday nights at 9pm PST! Outro: Ventchat intro by Reddwarf (used with special permission from Ventchat)