Two for None is a comedy cricket podcast featuring two great mates who are themselves, pretty terrible cricketers. What they lack in skill they make up for in banter, research and a tragic love of the game!
Spinks and the Eucalyptus Yorker didn't know what to do with all of their free time after the first Test against the West Indies finished two-and-a-half days early. So they get a bit ranty, get a bit silly, and expect much the same for the upcoming day-night test at the Gabba. Featuring Pat Cullen. All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Spinks and the Eucalyptus Yorker are back to waddle their way through Australias 3-0 whitewash of the Test series against Pakistan, have a wee look at the series against the West Indies which starts today, and spend probably too much time ranting and raving on behalf of Cameron Bancroft and Matt Renshaw. All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Two For None hits a century! Spinks and Crump-It gather in the new year for this special episode to run you through the Australian womens tour of India, disect the Australian mens victory in the boxing day test against Pakistan, and a few of our correspondents take a little look back at their time as part of the Two For None family over the past 6 years. Featuring Chris Barty, Adam Hassan, Tom K Hawkey, and Chris Goodrick. All clips and music usend in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Spinks and Crumpet are back to chat about the day 4 demolition of Pakistan at Optus Stadium in Perth, a quick hello said by the man upstairs Patrick Cullen, a small look towards what will inevitably the same result at the MCG from boxing day, and a preview of the Australian Womens cricket team's series against India which kicks off at Wankhede Stadium today (wishing Alyssa Healy a cracker of a series for her first whilst sitting in the captains chair). From all of us at Two For None, we wish everyone a cracking holiday season. Stay safe, be merry, hang out with your chosen family and we will see you in the new year to celebrate Two For None's 100th episode! All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au. for details. Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
The Two For None drinks runners, Alexander Spinks and Oliver Crump, have been thrown in to open the batting as our Numbers 1 and 2, Pat and Barto, have had to leave the team for the summer on compassionate grounds so they can get marries and have children. Together? Not to Spinks' knowledge, but they would be a great pairing. Featuring Adam Hassan and Pat Cullen, we chat about the upcoming series against Pakistan, who could replace David Warner when he retires (presumably at Sydney), will he make it that far or will Mitchell Johnson come out of retirement to bowl a beamer at Warner in the nets to speed up that retirement plan? We shall wait and see! Featured clips and music this episode included Don't Stop Me Now by Queen UMI 1974, Fight For Your Right by The Beastie Boys Def Jam Records 1986, and Channel 9 News 9/12/2023. All music is used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can check us out at gingersnapsydney.com .
Somehow, someway the Aussies have won the ODI World Cup for a record sixth time! The bin lid comes through, the Aussies nail the conditions read and Cummins raises the cup! Also, a series wrap from Chris Goodrick and TK Hawkey heads out to sea. Featured clips and music this episode included We Are the Champions by Queen UMI 1977 Gala Performance Laurie Johnson 1969 KPM music, Pub with no Beer and Waltzing Matilda by Slim Dusty 1957, Tina Turner SImply the best 1989 Capitol Records and the X files theme by Mark Snow 1996 Warner Brothers Music. All music is used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can check us out at gingersnapsydney.com .
Hooo boy somehow someway the Aussies have made it into the final, the Kiwis fall agonisingly short, India gets ready for their inevitable corination and is that an airway obstruction we can hear from the southern tip of Africa? Pat and Chris return to the host's chair as Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick, Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan and a mystery guest all report in with tapes! Featured clips and music in this episode included Grease is the Word of the Australian Cast recording Universal Music 2013, Gala Performance Laurie Johnson 1969 KPM music and Army of the Night by Powerwolf 2015. All music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. Email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Spinks and Joe take the reigns as Pat heads to the small island nation of New Zealand for a gig. The world, nay the universe is overcome with Maxwell-Feaver, India continue their inevitable rise to the top, South Africa force Pat into a pie eating marathon and who cares about England anyway? With Chris Goodrick, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh and Patrick Cullen. All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can get in touch with us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
A massive week in the ODI world cup, the Aussies beat the Kiwis, India just destroy everything in their path, the Saffas are on the rise and Pakistan are all but out of the running. A huge episode, including a brand new (terrible) segment from Chris that is sure to have fans clamouring for more. Feating Tom K Hawkey, Adam Hassan, Alex Spinks, Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh. Featured clips and music this episode included Too Close for Comfort by Sammy Davis Jr 1962. All music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can check us out at gingersnapsydney.com
What a wild week of games in the 2023 ODI World Cup! There's results and and crazy stuff happening everywhere! England are crashing, South Africa are on the rise, Pakistan are teetering and India plow on but arguably most importantly - are the bloody Aussies in with a shot here!? Featuring Tom K Hawkey, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick and Alex Spinks. Two for None is produced me Patrick Cullen at Ginger Snap Productions and edited by Mike Wilcox at Midnight Publishing. Featured clips and music this episode included SFX used from the BBC free SFX website: https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/ and Don't stop Believing by Journey 1981 Columbia records, Chariots of Fire by Vangelis 1981 Polydor. All music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can check us out at gingersnapsydney.com
Hands down one of our funniest episodes of TFN to date. Pat and Chris break down all the action from week two of the ODI World Cup 2023. Correspondents this ep are Tom K Hawkey, Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick and in a guest appearance live from Marrickville golf club, Michael Wood! Clips and music this episode came from the BBC free SFX website: https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk. The Afghan national anthem comes from this website: https://nationalanthems.info/The final song is a cover of Everybody Hurts by MC Rai, taken from the soundtrack to The Dictator. The info for the official soundtrack on Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dictator_(soundtrack) ) says it was released under a fictional record label. "Born to Run" by K-OS. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can check us out at gingersnapsydney.com
The ODI World Cup is off to a flyer! Except if you're an Aussie fan. India crush their opponents, a huge win to South Africa, an inconsistent start from England and Pakistan push on! Adam Hassan, Tom K Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh all give their thoughts on the first week. Chris and Pat lament a poor start for the Aussies. It's all happening! The episode was produced by Patrick Cullen at Ginger Snap Productions and edited by Mike Wilcox at Midnight Publishing. Featured clips and music for this episode included Don't Dream its Over by Crowded House 1986 UMG, and Anymore by goldfrap 2017 WMG. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details.
Chris Barty is back in the co-host chair to preview the 2023 ODI World Cup in India! Featuring previews for Pakistan, England, South Africa and Australia from Adam Hassan, TK Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Alex Spinks. The episode was produced by Patrick Cullen at Ginger Snap Productions and edited by Mike Wilcox at Midnight Creative. Featured clips and music this episode included Substitute by the Who 1968 Polydor Records, Too Long by Daft Punk 2001 WMG, 500 Miles by the Proclaimers 1988 WMG and 7Cricket 2023. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details.
England win at the Oval in the 5th test to tie series at 2-2. A fair result but disappointing for an Aussie side that couldn't quite get us across the line. Pat and Spinks wrap the series with help from the one and only TK Hawkey. Pat has a complex theme about divine intervention that explains it all. All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Australia retains the Ashes in the UK in the face of getting BazBalled so hard their teeth nearly fell out. An incredible Crawley innings left the tourists praying for rain and their prayers were answered! Where does this leave us now? Spinks, Pat and TK Hawkey are on deck to find out! All music used in conjunction with APRA/AMCOS online mini license, see apra.com.au for details. Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
A late episode here folks my apologies! Spinks and Pat disect the loss at Headingly and preview the next test at Old Trafford. TK Hawkey checks in with some selection thoughts and Bunny reviews and the Womens Ashes is poised on an absolute knife edge!! All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence contact apra.com.au for details. Edited by Mike Wilcox at Midnight Publishing. Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Australia nab a famous victory at Lords, marred by a series of high profile controversies. Meanwhile the Southern Stars keep kicking butt, playing an incredible test in the Womens Ashes. Is Ben Stokes superhuman? Was that stumping within the spirit of the game? What the hell happens now? Tune in and find out! All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA/AMCOS online mini licence. See www.apra.com.au for details. Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Wa wa wee waa what a game! Australia come from behind to secure a legendary test victory off the back of WTC success! Its all happening! BazBall, King Usman, The Goat! Spinks and Paddy are on deck to disect it all along with our resident proud Brit T.K. Hawkey. Strap in folks, its going to be one hell of a series!
Its a real case of be careful what you wish for, with Jai and Pat receiving their wish of a 5 day test that petered out to a draw, punctuated by moments of individual brilliance. Although it does mean both teams secure their place in the Test Championship final! Check us out at www.gingersnapsydney.com All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA/AMCOS online mini licence, see apra.com.au for details
Australia smash their way to victory in Indore by 9 wickets in 3 days! How did this happen? Why? From the depths of defeat into the heights of victory in 10 days!? What is happening here! Pat and Jai are on hand to figure it out. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence see apra.com.au for details. Check us out at gingersnapsydney.com or email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Australia get rick-rolled again and it was such a shellacking that even Jai Singh is feeling sorry for us! What happens when Australia only use the broom? Jadedja takes 7 and we look like fools! Subscribe for more and email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
While Chris is out on Dad Duty, Pat is chatting to TFN's own in-house Indian cricket correspondent, Jai Singh for a full debrief on the demolition in Nagpur. The Aussie men's team losing by an innings and over 100 runs. Yikes! email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Chris Barty is now a dad! So Alex Spinks steps into the host chair with Pat. TK Hawkey chimes in with a bulletin from a Brit and Pat and Spinks come up with their all time Dad attributes XI for Barto. Music The Kooks, Bad Taste in my mouth, Unshelved Records 2008. All music and clips used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence see apra.com.au for details. You can contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Did Pat forget to upload this episode because he was in Margaret River, off the grid and up to his eyeballs in cabernet? Yes indeed. Is it still a cracking episode? You tell us! Were talking runouts, wild catches, SA V Aus and the decline of test cricket. Music is Help by the Beatles EMI 1966. All music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini license, contact apra.com.au for details. email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Pat and Chris launch an enquiry into the greenest Gabba wicket in decades, TK Hawkey sings Bazballs praises, Adam Hassan bemoans Pakistan injuries and Barto presents the Philosophers XI. Get around it! Clips and music in this episode was Somethin' Stupid (Frank and Nancy Sinatra 1967 reprise records and the kareoke version of jingle bells by sing king on youtube. the two for none theme is written and performed by me! All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence. See APRA.com.au for details
A collossal two weeks in cricket. Pakistan and England fight out a crazy test series, records tumble in the Aus v WI series and Indian cricket reaches a turning point. Featuring Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan, Tom Hawkey and Jai Singh. Clips and music in this episode was Run by OneRepublic 2021 interscope and Vogue - Madonna 1980 Warner borthers and the two for none theme is written and performed by me! All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence. Contact apra.com.au for details.
Two For None is back for 22/23 and we have upped our game! New segments, all your favourite correspondents and even a new editor! Pat and Chris are back to talk T20 World Cup, ODIs v England, the rise of T10 cricket and the importance of the Prime Minister's 11 as well as the Prime Ministers' 11. Stay tuned for that! All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA-AMCOS online mini licence, see apra.com.au for more details. Big thanks to Mike Wilcox for editing. Follow us on Facebook or email gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
Pat and Chris are joined by Heidi all the way from the UK to wrap up a memorable 21/22 cricket summer. Adam Hassan leaves a series wrapping tape full of optimism for Pakistan cricket. Clips in this episode were 8 Bit dubstep by Ross Bugden check out his youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/RossBugden/videos and Tripple Ms coverage of the 21/22 ashes series All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028
Pat and Chris wrap up the Australia v Pakistan test series win with help from Alex Spinks. Heidi Cheadle drops by with an update on the Womens ODI WC and Adam Hassan debuts a new segment - Tales from Tour! Clips in this episode were This is how we do it by Montell Jordan 1994 Def Jam Records , I wanna know what love is by Foreigner Atlantic records 1984, All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028
A truly amazing game in Karachi ends in a draw that had all results on the table! Adam Hassan is delighted and Alex Spinks bemoans the follow on. Clips in this episode Ross Bugden-Evening / June, find him on youtube and In the End by Linkin Park off Hybrid Theory 2001 Warner Brothers, All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028
The first test of the Aus v Pakistan series ends in a draw, while the cricketing world mourns the loss of a legend. Pat and Chris are joined by Alex Spinks and Adam Hassan to cover it all.
On the eve of the historic series of Australia v Pakistan, in Pakistan - Pat, Chris and Adam Hassan jumped on a zoom call to go through all the ins and outs of what should be a fascinating test series!
Its a bumper episode for Two for None for our last episode of the Aussie summer. Heidi, Pat, Chris, Tom Hawkey and Alex Spinks give in-depth analysis on the Womens Ashes Series, Jai and Chris Goodrick wrap the SA v IND series in South Africa and Pat and Chris disect the JL dismissal. Its a massive episode of TFN! Credits: History Repeating by Propellerheads 1998 Dreamworks records, Simply the best by Tina Turner 1991 Capitol records, Fox Spots coverage of the 2021/22 ashes, Remember me is by Blueboy Altra Moda 1997 and Tame Impala Modular 2010 we are the champions queen 1977 Elektra records finally The Terminator Theme Written by Brad Fiedel of Terminator Genisys 2015. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028 Hey make sure you check us out on Facebook and you can email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com especially if you'd like to be our west indies or Bangladesh correspondent!
England get comprehensively rolled in Hobart to lose the Ashes 4-0. Tom Hawkey laments, Spinks climbs on that high horse, Heidi gets excited for the Women's series starting Thursday and Pat picks up the mic for a musical series wrap. We are the champions is Queen 1977 off news of the world, Hamilton by Lin Manuel Miranda Atlantic Music 2015, Easy by the Commodores 1977 capitol music and finally from Triple M broadcast of this ashes series. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028. Email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com for more info.
Pat and Chris marvel at an incredible drawn test match at the SCG with the help of correspondents Tom Hawkey and Alex Spinks. Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh drop by to chat through a phenomenally tight India v South Africa series and the team previews the final Ashes Test in Hobart. We are the champions is Queen 1977 off news of the world, Why does it always rain on me by Travis off The man who 1999. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028. email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com especially if you'd like to be our west indies or Bangladesh correspondent!
England get utterly destroyed at the MCG by a rampant Australia to lose the Ashes 3-0 with two tests to play thanks to Scott Bowland's 6-7! Featuring a jubilant Alex Spinks and a despondent Tom Hawkey. West Indies Correspondent wanted! Shoot us an email at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com. Things Can Only get better by D.Ream Things Can Only Get Better lyrics © Reservoir Media Music and Monty Python BBC 1975. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028
England get smashed at Adelaide as Australia go up 2-0 in the 2021/22 Ashes series. Heidi Cheadle drops by for some Womens Cricket updates, Tom Hawkey gives a UK perspective and Alex Spinks cracks into the Aussie men's brilliant performance. website: www.gingersnapsydney.com email gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
The Aussies kick off the Ashes with an absolute thumping of the Poms in Brisbane. It's not all roses though, injuries ripple through the Aussie camp while fear resounds an England side with some similarities to previous white washes! Pat and Chris dissect it all with Tom K Hawkey and Alex Spinks for guests!
Pat is joined in real-time by Chris Barty and Tom K Hawkey to discuss all of the ins and outs of the first test of the 2021 Ashes Series happening at the Gabba on December 8th!
Pat and Chris reunite behind the microphone to examine the T20 World Cup with the help of correspondents Adam Hassan, Michael Wood, Tom Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Alex Spinks. Adam brings a powerful examination of the racism engulfing English cricket and Pat and Chris attempt to unpack the Tim Paine text scandal. A huge episode and return to form for TFN.
Okay I know I said we would be on hiatus. But I couldnt let the Australia v India series go without checking in with our Indian cricket correspondent Jai Singh. Pat and Jai sum up the incredible series that finished with India beating the Aussies at the Gabba! email: gingersnapsydney@gmail.com facebook: www.facebook.com/twofornone web: www.gingersnapsydney.com
After the most tumultuous year in memory Two for None is going to take a break for the cricketing summer. To see us off into the sunset, Jai Singh, Tom Hawkey, Michael Wood, Chris Goodrick and Adam Hassan are all on hand to give us an update on their cricketing and personal worlds. Get around it! Check out the Iso-Cast here: https://isocast.libsyn.com/ Music is Zol by Max Hurrelll (BMG) find it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE2l2qXwtiU&ab_channel=MaxHurrell
Yes indeed its a resounding victory for the Southern Stars! Meg Lanning takes Australia to unseen heights infront of a massive crowd at the MCG! Heidi Cheadle is on board with all the action, Adam Hassan brings a Pakistan perspective and Alex Spinks has all the low down! Check it out! Music in this episode: Next Episode - Dr Dre UMG, Sting - So Lonley UMG
Heidi and Pat break down the Tri-Series win and get their facts straight for an epic Womens t20 World Cup starting this week! Facebook: www.facebook.com/twofornone email: gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
One of the latest episodes ever put out by T4N but just like the 5 second rule its still good we swear! Pat is lonely in the host seat but joined by a fleet of legendary correspondents including Heidi Cheadle to talk all things womens cricket as well as Alex Spinks and Jai Singh to wrap up the ODI series in India. Music: Sting - If You Love Somebody Set Them Free (C) 2019 A&M Records, The Police performing So Lonely. (C) 1980 A&M Records Ltd, You can't win them all by Ten Years After (C) Chrysalis/ Columbia Records
The B-Train is back in town to savour the goodness that only comes from a rip-snorting top order, some outstanding bowling and the kind of captaincy that would bring a tear to the Punters eye. Featuring Alex Spinks and Michael Wood Music: Yann Tiersen - Les Jours Tristes (C) Neil Hannon, Yann Tiersen 2001 courtesy of WMG; Sony ATV Publishing via APRA Licence Facebook: www.facebook.com/twofornone
Pat is joined by his Dad - Digby Cullen to pick through the remains of the Kiwi carcass leftover from the Boxing Day bashing they received at the MCG. Michael Wood is on hand to give an NZ perspective and the boys preview the final test of the series at the SCG! Get around it! Music: I dont like cricket - 10 CC - Dreadlock Holiday. (C) 1978 Mercury Records Limited
The Aussies roll New Zealand in the fires of Perth! Mat Meers from Splinters: The Bench podcast joins us to talk BBL, Alex Spinks shoots in a tape from Canada and Michael "The Stick" Wood is on hand to analyse the test in Perth! Donate to the RFS! https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade Splinters podcast: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Sports--Recreation-Podcasts/Splinters-The-Bench-Podcast-p1206193/ Music in this episode: The Police performing So Lonely. (C) 1980 A&M Records Ltd and FIRE by Arthur Brown (C) 1968 UMG (on behalf of Mercury). APRA Microbudget Licence OL-1099
Pat is solo in the studio to recap the epic victory over Pakistan in the test series with Adam Hassan in the hotseat to give his thoughts. Heidi Cheadle drops in to wrap the WBBL and a test preview from Kiwi coach Gary Stead. Gary Stead interview (Cricket Australia): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOGwBqtEUCg Bushfires Video (Channel 9): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pLilivjfIk Donate to RFS: https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade
Yes folks the aussie cricket team is back with a brand new invention called - Top order batting! Pat and Chris talk WBBL, Adam Hassan drops by for a chat and Alex Spinks lives to win. Music: Paul Stanley - live to win. Licenced by APRA micro broadcaster licence. UMG (on behalf of New Door Records); ASCAP, UMPG Publishing, BMG Rights. Facebook: www.facebook.com/twofornone. Web: www.gingersnapsydney/twofornone
Spinks is in to co host as Australia gear up for the start to the summer. Pakistan are in town getting hyped for the test, big results across the Sheffield Shield and Heidi Cheadle stops by for a big chat around the WBBL. Plus the legend Adam Hassan gives his thoughts on Pakistans chances this summer! Get around it! RFS donations: https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade Facebook: www.facebook.com/twofornone
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