Low brow talk about low rent movies...
In an uncut and rambling conversation, Ali & Cev discuss the highs and many lows of their 2024 and somehow remain positive about what's coming in 2025.If you're offended by anything discussed, that's your problem. Not everyone else's… Edit (for what it is) & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff Baby On Board
In the interests of balance, Ali's here with good friends of the show Andy Brown, Anthony Ray Bench and a full tank of eggnog to talk about all things nice about christmas at the movies rather than the blackness and bloodshed of the previous episode.Edit & Music By Ali Cornwall https://linktr.ee/filmguff #FuckTheHumbugs
Like the ghost of Mariah Carey, Film Guff is back to haunt you this christmas with a double whammy!Cev & Nick are joined by Rivers Langley from The Goods From The Woods Podcast to discuss the Black Christmas trilogy (yes, for some reason there's three of them).And where else would you find a serial killer in scuba gear othere than a Film Guff Christmas Special?Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff
With Halloween around the corner, Ali & Cev foolishly offered Smokey a chance to talk about a horror film and he brought along the Kevin Smith romantic comedy "TUSK" (2014) instead."He's living the rest of his ife as a fucking walrus with a floating beach ball""He's actually crossing his legs and kicking his left leg. Not like Sharon Stone.""We kinda have the slow progression of Howard turning Wallace into a walrus - the bizarrest sentence I've ever said on a podcast"Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff"He was in Galaxy Quest!"
SPOILERS GALORE!!Recorded during the summer of 2024, Ali & Cev take an almost forensic look into Fight Club from 1999 and then spent the next few months punching a nearly 3 hour recording into less than 2 whilst makig a statement about commercials in podcasts...Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguffI am Jack's editing nightmare
Ali & Cev are joined by their good friend Smokey from The House of Hammer and All The Best Lines podcasts to talk about a firm favourite: Guest House Paradiso.The discussion takes some unexpected and sometimes wanky turns as they unpick everything from French film references to space unicorns.If you have a delicate nature, why are you listening to this?Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguffPheeb!
Still smelling of popcorn and Fanta, Ali's here as a fan to have a quick word about the number one supernatural shit-stirrer...Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff
An FG Retro Release from October 2017!It's weird to think that this is now older than Kurt Cobain will ever be, but here we are: John Carpenter's masterpiece that he saw as nothing more than a homage to the original THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD from '51.Ali & Cev wet their pants about the Arrow Blu Ray release and hope their pants don't freeze in the process...Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff
Without the writer, there simply won't be a movie or TV show which became painfuly obvious during the summer of 2023.Ali & Cev have had a little chat about the whacky world of the screenwriter and picked out some shining examples both past and present.Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff"If Mark Kermode hates it, I'm sold!"
Ali & Cev are blowing the Shell Beach sand off of DARK CITY (1998), a film they both feel history has been a little unkind to.As always, the discussion is spoiler filled.Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff
Margarine Knight Shamalam released a film in 2023 that went pretty much unnoticed thanks to past projects like The Happening, The Lady In The Water and The Golden Girls: Resurrected, but thanks to Ali's vigilance, KNOCK AT THE CABIN has blipped on the Film Guff radar.Could this be a symptom of cabin fever or cabin holidays? The pair leave you losers to decide as they proceed to spoil the entire film and BEWARE: if you're a shrinking violet, go listen to a shell.Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguffThanks to all four of you x
In this special Guff Short Ali is going to tell us about Dune part 2 which he was lucky enough to see early.Listen to the episode to hear his initial thoughts on the second instalment of this movie.
Ali & Cev surrounded themselves with their personal favourite Blu Ray releases of 2023 in this free wheeling discussion and as Cev's hosting, it's a bit of a shambles.Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguffSwans - the ideal sandwhich filling
As usual, Ali & Cev take a quick look back at the previous year and as usual the results actually do vary...Resolutions are made, wrists are slapped and more streaming is dumped whilst both of them see how many times they can say "good fun" or "nuts" as part of the most dangerous drinking game on the planet.Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguffContent is the new 'C word'
Ali & Cev dig into Violent Night like a pair of plum puddings with brandy butter burning their arses. Don't expect to learn a lot from this particular episode apart from Cev's belief in Father Christmas after healthy doses of Skullcrushing and Bailey's Irish Cream.Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff"It's like Brexit"
As it's celebrating its 30th Anniversary, Ali & Cev have ended up taking a look a film that's considered a cinematic disaster and dig into wether that label has any merit and what could be the cause of it...Edited By Ali CornwallMusic By Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.com"They're not real dinosaurs..."
Ali & Cev have a quick dip into the wild catalogue of Film 4, the British production company as it celebrates its 41st birthday. it would've been 40th, but they're very slow with these things...Edit & Music By Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.comGoodbye & thanks for all the fish.
There's fashionably late and then there's Film Guff.Ali & Cev got on the mics around the beginning of 2023 to have a look back at the previous 12 months. Little did they know that the recording would be cursed. Two Macbooks, a microphone, a firesafe HDD and a couple of months of reconstructive editing later and it's finally here!You might think it would've been easiear to do it again, but never take the soft option...Edit & Music By Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.comHappy 2024!
Ali is back with a new episode after been down to the capital to watch a preview of the new Dungeons and Dragons movie. Listen to a spoiler free and spoiler section along with a giveaway. Thanks to eOne to inviting us down. Edited Ali CornwallMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
In this second adventure through the works of acclaimed director Christopher Nolan, Ali & Cev talk about comic book heroes, Nordic & Neo-Noir and more mindbending insights than you can shake a wibbly stick at. For the sake of you, the listener/ Guffian and their own sanity, the duo have invited some good friends and fellow Nolan fans along to help make sense of it all. Contents.The Dark Knight Trilogy 0:00 - 1:13.47Nolanisms 1:13.47 - 1:34.58Insomnia 1:34.59 - 2:05.42Memento 2:05.42 - 2:55.11 Following 2:55.12 - 3:25.52Epilogue 3:25.52 - 3:29.44Edit & Music By Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.comSmokey @galahadladThomas Ausin Morgan @tomaustinmorgan & @BannedBiogsChris Mohan @7oclockshadow"When it comes to method acting, you can go f**k yourself!"
Any regular Guffians will know of Ali & Cev's undying love for the films of Christopher Nolan and a pub that's open for 67 hours. They've been wanting to do a feature the Director's work since the very beginning of Film Guff (it would have been easier back then because he'd released less).For the sake of you, the listener/ Guffian and their own sanity, the duo have invited some good friends and fellow Nolan fans along to help make sense of it all. Contents.0:00.00 - Intro & Bio0:04.44 - TENET (2020)1:02.59 - The Sound Of Nolan1:07.30 - DUNKIRK (2017)1:24.18 - The Nolan Family Tree1:30.39 - INTERSTELLAR (2014)2:00.36 - INCEPTION (2010)2:44.55 - THE PRESTIGE (2006)3:33.07 - EpilogueWith coverage of a further 6 films to follow soon...Edit & Music By Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.comDr. Matthew Holt @CodecMomentsDr. MIchael Boyce @mwboyceAndy Brown @clinicalandyFor more info. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVWTQcZbLgYGrandiose Susan is my stripper name.
Ali & Cev are joined by Clark Collis, the Senior Writer at Entertainment Weekly, international man about town and author of 'YOU'VE GOT RED ON YOU', a book all about the Film Guff favourite 'SHAUN OF THE DEAD' (2004).Rather than talk about Shaun yet again, Clark brought another of his favourites - 'YOU'RE NEXT' (2011).The spoiler filled conversation takes in the usual subjects of slasher films, zombies and apostrophes.Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuff@ClarkColliswww.filmguff.comhttps://ew.com/author/clark-collis/
Ali & Cev are joined by the ever impartial Romana to review the latest addition to the DCU - DC League Of Super Pets and along the way a new word is invented...Edit & Music By Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
With his snake hips and spandex, Ali's been left on his own to share his thoughts on the latest Baz Luhrmann musical extravaganza - ELVIS.Edited By Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen: a film from 2003 so universally loathed that many careers were ruined. Ali & Cev explore the simple question - WHY? (Results may vary)Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
Hot on the heels of their Top Gun episode, Ali & Cev become a hot sweaty mess talking about The Batman (again). With it finally on general home release, the less than dynamic duo take a bit more of a dig into the key characters and aspects of the 2022 film directed by Matt Reeves.Edited By Alistair CornwallMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com"The Flash is a bit of a no-go zone"
**SPOILER WARNNG**After a prolonged and painful wait, Ali & Cev have finally been able to crack out the Raybans, don the leather jackets and get their teeth into TOP GUN (1986) with their good friend and Scottish Sun scribe, Stuart Cullen. They also take a bit of a spoilery look at the 2022 sequel TOP GUN: MAVERICK and its similarities to STAR WARS... Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com"Just dicking around in their fighter planes"
In keeping with the usual Film Guff MO, this episode was recorded so long ago that most of the TV shows discussed herein have now been cancelled and all the respective cast and crews murdered in ever increasingly inventive ways. There's a reason Film Guff isn't allowed new things.Edited By Alistair CornwallMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
Cev & Ali are getting their epic space opera groove on in this episode along with great friend of the podcast, Dr. Matthew Holt and it's nothing to do with George Lucas...Along the way the discussion of a devisive David Lynch film is bound to hit the typical touchstones of Corn Flakes boxes, big scary rabbits, werewolves, bug juice, hair and heart plugs.Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.comDidn't quite make it down to two hours and seventeen...
Ali & Cev accidentally went to see the same film on the same day.That in itself is quite something.The fact that they agree on it is nothing short of a miracle!Edited By Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.comThe wettest film since Waterworld.
The Guff Effect - the reason we don't like planning...Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
Mixing up the usual list format due to boredom, Ali & Cev are playing Russian Roulette with their sixteen picks from what they've seen in 2021 as if the mix wasn't going to be erratic enough... Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
Ali & Cev have banged their heads together about NO TIME TO DIE - the most anticipated film of 2018. In this fairly short episode, the duo discuss the Daniel Craig David legacy, how long Felix has been around and moody teenage singing.Edited By Alistair CornwallMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.comLittle Mix for the win.
The festive season's upon us. Ali & Cev get together to talk about a slab of cheer that's darker than an overcooked nut roast - Gremlins.To keep things short and sweet and avoid passing out mid-record, the duo have avoided the usual run through in favour of a deep dive about microwaves, Communism and pet care.Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid" by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
Burnt out from a month of nightmares, Ali & Cev have finally let the dust settle enough to return to the October Skarefest in December and the film that Ali has wanted to talk about for quite a while and it isn't The Golden Girls...The link discussed in the episode is here:https://scream.fandom.com/wiki/ScreamEdited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
It's All Hallow's Eve, so in the final October Skarefest series of mini episodes, Ali & Cev discuss Annie Lennox, Dick Van Dyke and Star Wars.And Dracula. Twice.Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuff@HouseHammerPodwww.filmguff.comWho would you cast?
Last year, Cev picked up the Arrow Blu Ray of AFTER MIDNIGHT. He didn't know what it was about and it sat on his shelf untouched until the good friend of Film Guff, Chris Mohan, told him to watch it. Ever since then, Cev has been telling all and sundry to watch this movie. This time it's Ali's turn to experience life AFTER MIDNIGHT...Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com
XTRO, a little Brit Sci-Fi/ Horror movie from 1982 has kept academics arguing about whether it's a piece of art, trash, highly complex or stupid as mud.One thing's for sure, Ali & Cev are here for the space monsters, boobs and blood. Anything else is gravy...Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com"Don't mention the warped" - Mr. B Fawlty
How many lives do you reckon a cat really has?Ali & Cev examine a film that attempts to retire that whole nine lives nonsense and figure out whether STITCHES (2012) is an under seen gem of comedy horror or not...Edited By Ali CornwallMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.comSend in the clown
Ali & Cev continue their journey through the little horror that's available on Netflix. They're already running out of options...Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.comBest thing since sliced head
Cev & Ali are discussing BLOOD RED SKY (2021), a German Horror/ Action/ Thriller released exclusively on Netflix that contains an obscene amount of aircraft inaccuracies.Tune in for some unexpected enlightenment…Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com"Planespotting" coming soon...
Ali & Cev are reminded why they're a pair of lock-ins that consider the Nintendo Switch to be a dangerous sport when they discuss THE DESCENT (2005).Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.comThe Sound Of The Underground?
Ali & Cev work out the logistics of living in a glass house. It doesn't stop either of them throwing any stones...Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com"Don't touch that dial!"
It's all spooky happenings down at the projects where Cev questions Ali about his thoughts on CANDYMAN (1992). This is a fleeting visit, so some aspects weren't covered like "why bees?" and "why is Cev so terrified of Frozen?"Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com"Helen, Helen, Helen, Helen..."
Ali & Cev embark on their Horror odyssey (Hodyssey?) with baby steps as they look at the double Bill (Murray) of zombie comedies THE DEAD DON'T DIE (2019) & ZOMBIELAND (2009).*Results may varyEdited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!) " by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com“Jim Jarmusch can't tell jokes”
Cev's sneaky scheme to bing Ali over to the dark side seems to be coming to fruition, but will it work?Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (The Horror!)" by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com"It won't end well"
Heroin hijinks, bargain bins and the Tom Holland's age seem to be part and parcel as Ali & Cev tackle some really interesting listener questions...Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuffwww.filmguff.com"Luke Perry - No!"
Hear Ali & Cev find out film criticism isn't for them as they take a break from digging for gems and tackle something new...SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY.As a drinking game, take a shot every time you hear the words "Warner Brothers" spoken. It's still far safer than doing it during the film.Contact: @FilmGuff filmguff.comKo-Fi.com/ filmguffComing soon: "Kevin Keegan vs King Kong"
English/ Film professor, Michael W. Boyce joins Ali & Cev to answer the age old question - George Clooney or Henry Cavill, discuss the finer details of visiting Miami and expensive pillows.They also managed to talk about OUT OF SIGHT (1998) quite a bit too. Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuff filmguff.comKo-Fi.com/ filmguffhttps://linktr.ee/mwboyce“Encore!”
Spoilers: this is a quick episode about a film that's 30 years old where Ali & Cev discuss spoilers along with CGI and 3D-nessEdited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuff"I'll Be Back"
As usual, nothing goes to plan. What started off as a quick chat between Ali & Cev with good friend Chris Mohan about some Blu Ray highlights of the year so far quickly snowballed… Welcome to Film Guff Episode 121: the super deluxe collectors edition (complete with postcards). There's a lot of questions asked and sometimes they're even answered!Edited By Cevin MooreMusic: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin MooreContact: @FilmGuff@7oclockshadowwww.filmguff.com"And it ain't me who's gonna leave"