TOSPWSAJ - The One Star Podcast w/ Scott & Jeff

Scott & Jeff LIVE in HOLLYWOOD!!! Catch your favorite Podcasting Personalities IN THE FLESH THIS SATURDAY at DAF Studios. Stalkers welcome!  On this week's episode, we're talking about the TOSPWSAJ tour, the Comedy Carhole, and we dive into the exciting and terrifying world of the POST OFFICE!  Now stop readin, and start listenin! If you're not listening to this episode yet, there must be something wrong with your neighborhood TOSPWSAJ patented Listening Booth.  Scott & Jeff Go HOLLYWOOD!

TOSP what you're doing, and immediately start listening to the ear collectors, Kip and Doug, as they wind their way through the world's weirdest reviews. This week: The Paris Games, Nextdoor Coyotes, and those little hand bells you ring when you want your butler Gerald to wipe your b-hole. PLUS, an all new advertisement from Sherwin Williams Paint! -- Sherwin Williams and TOSPWSAJ... Like Listening to Paint Dry! -- * Visit us on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/tospwsaj/ * Solve the Scott & Jeff Mystery here: https://www.tospwsaj.com/ * Find out the top 6 relatives of Christopher Lloyd ranked oldest to youngest here: https://www.oldest.org/people/christopher-lloyds-siblings/  

Don't try to listen to this one underwater. The audio will be all garbled. Introducing TOSPWSAJ, the only podcast with over 2 million episodes, and a perfect one-star rating!  Today, Doug contemplates his future, as authorities close in on his secret location, and Kip reads reviews for Chicken Helmets!  PLUS... Handcuffs, Prisons, Escape Rooms, AND a fresh hot edition of TospWIKsaj, a game of "Prescription Medication or Member of the Borg Collective" and a visit to the TOSPWSAJ One Star Comedy Showcase.  It's the podcast people love to hate, and hate to love! Like it or hate it, You gotta rate it... 1 STAR!

Get your knickers in a'bunch!  Today, Kip and Doug review one star reviews for Oscar front-runner Madame Web, Quest Diagnostics, 7/11, Psychics, Carrot Cake, The C-PAP Industrial Complex, LAPD Chief Homicide Detective Chuck Delveccio, and Eye Patches!  THIS is the episode you'll be telling your pets about.    What people are saying about TOSPWSAJ: - "On each mind-shredding episode of TOSPWSAJ, Kip & Doug (AKA Scott & Jeff) review the worst 1-star reviews from Yelp, Amazon, Trip Advisor and more. From Banana Hammocks to Timeshares... to Banana Hammock Timeshares, they‘ve got you covered... UNTIL the Podcast takes an unsettling turn, morphing into a manhunt for the TOSPWSAJ Killers and one of the best True Crime Podcasts of the year. Two words... EAR ART!" - Podcasting Quarterly - "When the clues in a Diabolical True Crime Podcast lead to the main suspects hosting a Rival Podcast with ties to the crime, things take a very complicated turn. Join Kip and Doug, two Hollywood Comedy Vets, as they delve deep into the mysteries of The Scott & Jeff missing persons case, BUT MOSTLY break down the funniest and worst one star reviews from Yelp, TripAdvisor, Amazon, Google, Letterbox‘d, Robinhood, Tesla, Bitcoin, LeBron Topless, Zillow, Obama Feet, BTS, Vaccine, Elon Musk Bottomless, Nearest Taco Bell... - Hot Pod Weekly ==       - 

EAR ART! Kip and Doug review the worst reviews out there, while simultaneously being investigated for the #TrueCrime of the Century. This episode tackles questions like: - What happened to Scott & Jeff, the original hosts of this podcast? - What's the urinal situation at the Philadelphia Eagles stadium?  PLUS, the latest edition of What's App Ya Got, AND a sneak peak at the newest episode from the Deep Sleep Podcast.  ONE STAR MERCH - https://www.instagram.com/p/CGknwPklKJC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA ==    

You know TOSPWSAJ is always right on the beating pulse with our current content. So you may be slightly disappointed that our official BARBENHEIMER episode is coming out about 1 month late. In all fairness, you should know that we actually RECORDED this ep right when the Barbenheimer thing was huge! Come to think of it....we probably recorded it before it became huge! In fact... we were actually the ones that came up with the idea for BARBEN-HEIMER. And then everybody else clamored aboard! But unfortunately, that awesome and super-current episode was LOST in an ILLEGAL Search-and-Seizure, by a certain Detective Delveccio, who by-the-way, is operating waaaaaaaay outside of his jurisdiction. Anyway, we were finally able to get the episode out of lock-up down at the station, and we bring it to you now in all of it's glory. Episode 2.2 Million starts NOW! 

TED LASSO! Everybody's talking about it. And now we are too!  Season 2 Million of TOSPWSAJ kicks off with a bang, as the world's #1 Comedy-Business-TrueCrime Podcast, The One Star Podcast Without Scott And Jeff, charges into the future. This week, we're pulling out all of the reviews, from Temu Garfield to Puppetry of the Peen, and everywhere in between.  So pull up a pillow, start the episode, fall asleep, and dream a little dream of TOSPWSAJ.    --- Where are Scott and Jeff? Help solve the mystery at www.tospwsaj.com --- This week's guest, Artist Neil Wax, makes his dreams a reality on this week's episode! You can too! Check out some of Neil's work here - www.time.gov --- Add your favorite reviews here - TOSPWSAJ - INSTAGRAM

It doesn't get more exciting than this! We're talking Airports AND Parking Garages. Join Scott and Jeff's "temporary" replacements, Kip and Doug, as they dive into the dastardly depths of the world's worst wun-star weviews. On this episode: Is LAX, the world's most breathtaking airport? PLUS... The mystery of the man who only leaves 3-star-reviews. AND... Roadside Attraction Alert! We're taking you to the world's most exciting Corn Maze!    Wanna be a guest on TOSPWSAJ? Send us an email at tospwsaj@gmail.com. That's it. Imstagran:  https://www.instagram.com/tospwsaj/?hl=en    

Calling all ears! TOSPWSAJ is back with a heart-pounding new episode full of twists, turns, murder and intrigue. We're talking 80 for Brady, The Hollywood Walk of Fame, Parades, Joshua Tree National Park, Dad Reviews, Hernia Diagnosis, and Little Caesars, with national humorist Kevin Biggins.  Kevin Biggins - Writer/Comedian/Artist/Musician/Tospwsaj Guest / @The_Bigg_Idea Visit the TOSPWSAJ website, and see if you can find out what happened to Scott & Jeff.https: //www.tospwsaj.com/ Special thanks to our Sponsors: Jose Cuervo and Sherwin Williams Paint. TOSPWSAJ... Like listening to paint dry!  

TOSP's the Season! WSAJing you good tidings during the holidays. Our gift. A new episode, just in time for Christmas.  You'll wanna add this one to your christmas song playlist! That's right! Frosty, Rudolph, TospwsajEp1.7Million, Jingle Bells, etc. Listen to it over and over and over again with your extended family, and even sing along!   Be the first person to email us and win a transcript of episode 204!  www.tospwsaj@gmail.com   Instagram TOSPWSAJ Insta    

The ratings are in... and they are bananas! All of the stuff listed in the title PLUS Water Fountains, City Parks, A-hole Bleach, and Frank Thomas Man Pills. Special Guest: Comedian Ryan Conner!  LINKS Ryan Conner Website: https://ryanconnercomedy.com/ Ryan Conner Insta: https://www.instagram.com/ryanconner1/?hl=en Tospwsaj website: https://www.tospwsaj.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/tospwsaj Insta: https://www.instagram.com/tospwsaj/?hl=en  

THE REVIEWS ARE IN! And they're not good. Today on TOSPWSAJ, we try to explain the difference between Lord of the Rings and Game of the Thrones, mourn the Queen's passing at Buckingham Palace, and play a game of "LOTR Character or Prescription Medicine". PLUS all the Subway reviews you can eat. It's 41 straight minutes of Ear Art, and we're cramming it straight into your ear holes.    If you like the show, or if you hate it, leave us a 1 star review on your favorite review site. Like it or hate it.... You gotta rate it.... 1 Star. 

This episode's got it all! Athletic Cups, Motion Cameras, Breaking Bad, Macy's Fragrances and Fartfaces! PLUS, special guest Chris Hampel stops by to tell us about the greatest review con of all time.  Reminder: Be sure to check out our Podcasting Masterclass. Applications now available for this once in a lifetime opportunity. Learn from the best. TOSPWSAJ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPSWNYBK8sk   Brought to you by Ford. Check out the new Bronco at your Ford dealership today.     

EAR ART! It's The One Star Podcast Without Scott And Jeff, or as the kids call it "T.O.S.P.W.S.A.J" (Pronounced tosp-wuh-sadge). Critics are calling this one The most episode ever! A thrill ride of excitement with surprises at every turn!" And they're right. We're talking Blue Man Group, jock straps, and coffee table books about birds. It doesn't get any more exciting than coffee table books about birds!!! Brought to you by Squarespace, Stitchfix and Rakutan.

What. A. Podcast. Season 1 Million rolls on as Kip and Doug are back doing what they do best, reading one star reviews from the internet. They really let the reviewers have it this week as they discuss pyramid scheme towels, plastic cups, out of control moms on cruises, and probably some other stuff. Then they play a brand new game called "WhatsApp You Got?" where they read the random WhatsApp messages sent to them by bots. This is an episode you will never remember to forget!

On today's episode of TOSPWSAJ, Doug finds a massage parlor that women are not that into but guys like it a lot. AND Kip takes you on a tour of the best places to nap at Disneyland. PLUS we visit the best Arby's in the world, and the worst Supercuts. THEN we get a visit from Miss Manners, all while being wiretapped by the Clark County Sheriff's department for our connection to the Scott and Jeff Disappearance. Notice we didn't say murder. This is not a murder investigation. Technically, it is a "Missing Persons" case. The bodies have not been located, and we doubt they ever will be. So relax and enjoy the first episode of the Sixty Thousandth Season of TOSPWoSAJ!

TOSPWoSAJ tours take you on a journey through the one-starriest country of the moment: RUSSIA. Global security experts and podcast hosts Kip and Doug hand select the best of the worst Russian reviews. We recommend listening to this podcast at half speed in order to fully grasp the multi-layered analysis on the food court outside Lenin's Tomb's and the hit Russian film "From Russia with Love".

On this particular episode of TOSPWSAJ, we review reviews for the Hit Amazon Series REACHER. Kip dives deep and then swims around in the new Anti-Vax Urine-Drinking Phenomenon, and Doug's investigative journalism uncovers a global fake review conspiracy that will shake this planet to its very core. PLUS, Dikembe Mutombo.  Like It or Hate It, You Gotta Rate It.... 1-Star! Submit your reviews here: https://twitter.com/tospwsaj

The hottest podcast of the 20th century is back. Kip and Doug discuss the Burger King that's underneath an overpass, as well as the 13 most influential pizzas of all time. You'll be shocked by number 1! Then Kip talks about his favorite pastime, quilting. And Doug reads reviews of Police Academy 6: City Under Siege. You're going to want to rent out a theater to listen to this one!

This week Kip and Doug do the podcast on Twitch. They try to lure sophisticated viewers with tantalizing reviews of One Star wineries and boys' underwear. Then they are joined by Merc who discusses his fave topic: used underwear. 

It's the Holiday Season. Time to cozy up next to the fireplace, put on your TOSPWSAJ Brand Podcast Listening Earmuffs, and sip on a hot mug of Spearmint Rhino reviews. PLUS Hollywood's Pat Sheehan joins us to talk Al Pacino, Pizza Buffets, Circus Circus, and Fake Poop!    "Adam Sandler is great as Jack, but a totally unbelievable performance as Jill."    Follow us online, and try to solve the Scott and Jeff murd...disappearance. www.tospwsaj.com www.twitter.com/tospwsaj      

It's the episode critics have been raging about! The infamous Note Pad episode. We've been teasing it for weeks. Now it's finally here. That's right, these people are reviewing paper. Oh yeah... PAPER!  ALSO... Doug reviews The Cheesecake Factory, Viking River Cruises, and Old Town Sacramento. Meanwhile, in a race against time, Kip takes us on a trip to the world's oldest Amusement Park. THEN... the ultimate reviewing experience has arrived. A 12 pack of plain-ass notepads. What could go wrong? Oh.... You just wait and hear.    twitter.com/tospwsaj Any tips on the disappearance of scott & jeff? Don't contact the authorities. Contact us at tospwsaj@gmail.com, and we will take care of the problem and solution. 

It's an extra special TOSPWSAJ this week as Geofferson Bunch stops by Podcasting Headquarters to talk Hot Tubs, Ferry Boats, Real Estate, and the magical land of Amsterdam. This piece of Ear Art is going straight to the listening museum. LIKE IT OR HATE IT, YOU GOTTA RATE IT... 1 STAR! Our Social Media Mastermind Leslie is hard at work increasing our online presence! Check it out!  Twitter on Tospwsaj: https://twitter.com/tospwsaj Wanna be a guest on Tospwsaj - Enter our massive worldwide contest at Tospwsaj@gmail.com Interested in solving the Scott & Jeff true crime Mystery. Search for clues on www.tospwsaj.com    

You are going to crap your ears when you hear this one. It's just that okay! Kip and Doug discuss Lever 2000's new compromised soap formula. Plus Kip reviews five-star reviews of the Drain Weasel and Doug reads reviews from people ill prepared for a trek up Mt. Everest. Share headphones with the cute guy or gal next to you on the plane. If they don't want to share, just sneak an earbud in their ear when they fall asleep. 

TOSPWoSAJ Season Five-Hundred-Thousand rolls on with special Guest Matt Harris, who stops by to talk about his smash hit Netflix film THE STARLING, then reads some 1-star reviews of a much lesser movie: THE GODFATHER. Meanwhile, Doug digs deep into the exciting world of DUCT TAPE, and Kip takes a trip to THE PYRAMIDS in Egypt. Plus a live performance from PEARL JAM is not going to happen!  "It's the show you'll be telling your grandchildren about, when you're trying to punish them!" The Starling on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81281320 Tospwsaj on Flixnest: www.tospwsaj.com Twitter on Tospwsaj: https://twitter.com/tospwsaj

Kip and Doug read reviews from the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is the Mall of America, as well as a small mom and pop Italian eatery in Glendale called Olive Garden. Plus, a sponsor has been embedded in the show, listen while Kip and Doug organically work it into conversation. And a very very special guest almost stops by. Let's be honest, you're going to want to give this episode 2 stars. It's that good!

This is the episode you will be telling your grandparents about! Doug goes deep on the Texas Roadhouse, Kip talks Pool Maintenance, AND Comedian Andy Peters stops by to give us a one-star tour of the LA Zoo and Science Center. TOSPWSAJ F-Shirts and Chicken Diapers now available in our online store!  Guest: Andy Peters - www.andypeterscomedy.com (New album available now) Follow us online - https://twitter.com/tospwsaj / Instagram too! New Sponsor: TopSaw - Your one stop shop for the world's top saws! Tell them Tospwsaj sent you, and get 25% ON all Mikita Circular Saws.  Questions or reviews for TOSPWSAJ? Email us at tospwsaj@gmail.com.  Wanna leave us a terrible review? Great! We're collecting as many 1-star reviews as possible! Interested in being a guest on Tospwsaj? Contact our booking department at tospwsaj@gmail.com  Ok. Bye.   

Kip and Doug are back with another One Star offering!! Doug reads the reviews he should've read before staying at a Red Roof Inn outside Sacramento. Kip regales the listeners with the tale of his weekly trip to the American Girl Store. Kip loves dolls! Then our strip club correspondent Kevin reviews Deja Vu in Vegas. Plus Ivermectin! If you push play on this podcast right when the Paramount logo begins it lines up perfectly with The Hunt for Red October. 

One Starmy Unite! In today's episode, we're one-starrin' McDonalds, and then digging deep into the lucrative, yet eternally shady Chinese T-shirt trade.  PLUS, we look back at some 5-Star memories of the great Norm MacDonald. Get your ears waxed up, it's time for TOSPWSAJ.    Special Guest Sir Patrick Stewart... had to cancel at the last second, but we were able to do even better, Space Musician Merc Boyan! Today's Sponsor: F-Shirts. If your arms are both on one side of your body, order a TOSPWSAJ F-Shirt today!!! Tospwsaj True Crime Website - Www.tospwsaj.com Want to be a guest on the world's most popular local podcast? Email us at tospwsaj@gmail.com. Act now and win a free transcript of episode 204! For the Birds: @tospwsaj https://twitter.com/tospwsaj Let us know what you'd like us to review. Insties: @Tospwsaj www.instagram.com/tospwsaj Twinger: sh@ 1Star TurkaBilgie: @wspataj The thoughts and opinions expressed by Kip & Doug in no way implicate them in the disappearance and possible homicide of Scott & Jeff. Please direct all media and legal inquiries to our lawyer, Sweet James. https://twitter.com/sweetjames?lang=en  

We're back from break and more one star than ever. In this thought-provoking episode of TOSPWSAJ, Doug dives into the world of soap accessories while Kip takes us on a trip through the American Southwest. If you want Nikki Seifkin to take you back, you need to play this episode at full volume outside her bedroom window.    

On this riveting episode, we visit Wisconsin Dells and dive deep into the piss of their many waterparks. PLUS, the wild and crazy antics of your local bank branch! AND... Are casino dealers trying to take your money? The answer may not surprise you. AND ALSO.... Kip and Doug are chosen for a highly coveted Podcasting Concierge Mentorship. Don't know what that is? You probably need a Podcasting Mentor Concierge. Kip and Doug are available.  SPECIAL GUEST: From the major motion picture "Fight City", Danny Solomon. https://twitter.com/dannysolomonn?lang=en His comedy album is out now! 

Put wrapping paper on your ears and give yourself the gift of Ear Art. Kip and Doug fill in for Scott and Jeff and read each other reviews from the world wide web. Kip takes a helicopter ride to Catalina while Doug takes a deep dive into Dude Wipes. Plus, powdered soap and badass jackets.  PARENTAL WARNING: Parents should not listen to this episode, way too many dick jokes for parents. Everyone else should listen multiple times. 

Things take a super-sexy turn in Episode #40,005, as Kip&Doug (AKA Scott&Jeff) dig deep into reviews for Groupon Plastic Surgeons, Swimming Underwear, Pinocchio, Hershey Park, and some bonus hot audiobook banging. It's no wonder fans and critics alike are referring to TheOneStarPodcast as "Ear Art" Special Sponsor: The 99c store. Come on by and pick up some 1996 wall calendars today! 

On a very special episode of TOSPWSAJ, Kip and Doug do something brand new and read a bunch of reviews from the internet. Plus, Kip reads a review from his Mom, who is embroiled in a scandal rocking the baking community. If you make it past The Break, we do the numbers! Now that gatherings are happening again, it's best to rent out the Staples Center and listen to TOSPWSAJ with 18-20 thousand friends. 

In this bite-size episode (TAPAS-WSAJ), Doug & Kip serve up a small plate of sound when Doug tries to explain the new Marvel TV show to Kip. It's best to share this bitesize episode with a table of four and pairs nicely with some patatas bravas. This is a fabulous thing to listen to while you're browsing for another podcast, maybe something from one of those fancy podcast companies like Gimlet or Wondery.    

If I had to describe this episode in only 8 letters, it would be TOSPWSAJ. On this record breaking episode, Chad Hammel joins us to talk about Finding Bigfoot, Scare Tactics, and Illegally Camping with Russians in Venezuela.... PLUS Doug takes us on a fascinating tour back into the wild world of bar soap. If you thought Bar soap was fascinating before, wait until you hear us read something somebody else typed on the internet about it! AND we tackle the question that's frustrated scientists and historians for decades... How many people can actually sleep in a 4 person tent? Tune in and you just might find out. 

Episode 40001: Our listeners have been on their knees begging for it and it's finally here: Another episode of TOSPWSAAAAAJ!!!! Filling in for Scott and Jeff this week are podcast legends Kip and Doug. Out on the farm, Doug reviews reviews of chicken harnesses, chicken diapers, and Lemurian crystals. While Kip takes the listeners on a vacation to the world's shortest bridge. Plus, DICK QUAX!! Oh and QAnon, lots of clues about QAnon.  

TOSPWSAJ is back with the exciting 1-part conclusion to a mind-shredding season 3,000 of the TOSPY nominated podcast TOSPWSAJ! Today, Kip and Doug and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle review reviews for Underwear, Trucks, JG Wentworth, Sweet James, Covid19, and Coasters! PLUS, Kip finds out why everybody is rating Yankee Candle Scented Candles 1-Star in 2020. (Hint: They have Covid) AND, Doug counts down the top 10 Amazon reviewers of the week! You'll never guess who's in the top spot! Note: We are still going for a perfect 1-star rating. It's down to 1.4 now, but we can do worse! LIKE IT OR HATE IT, YOU GOTTA RATE IT... ONE STAR! Sponsor - Tospwsaj Scented Candles - Now available in 4 varieties of "Morning Diaper" 

In this non-groundbreaking episode of TOSPWSAJ, Kip and Doug tacobout quesalupas and a new stupid sexy drawing app. PLUS: a review from another Amazon Husband!! Then K&D rethink church for the next generation. Finally, Doug makes his case for a job at NASA and Kip dives into a giant box of Cheez-Its. Important Listening Instructions: Please do listen while flying a helicopter.

This new episode of TOSPWSAJ is a great episode to listen to if you want to hear the new episode of TOSPWSAJ.  Kip and Doug discuss one man's reviews and then try to track him down to get a better understanding of the reviewer himself.  Is this the best episode of TOSPWSAJ? No, that would be episode 3003.

On the next action packed episode of TOSPWSAJ....  The New Jack Reacher Audiobook, Chippendales, Chowder Barges, Energy Drinks, Brady Bunch Furniture, Clothes Hangers, and SOOOOOOOUP!  PLUS: Kip & Doug solve Global Warming. Programming Note: Best Listened to Tuesday Nights at 8pm Central Time.     

Curious about the star rating of the prison you've been sent to? This Episode's for you! Today we're talkin' Ted Cruz, Lyft, Ridiculousness, and the 1-Star Prison. PLUS... We'll introduce you to the Top 10 Sexiest New Toothbrushes on the market.  Special Guest: Medical Distribution Professional Sully "Sully" Sullivan Listener Tip: Listen to this episode. 

With Scott & Jeff out of the picture for good, Kip and Doug are now free to review reviews on Shakespeare, Hot Yoga, Toilet Brushes, and Twin Peaks (The Restaurant). PLUS, a sampling of the newest hit show from the TOSPWSAJ Podcasting network.  Special Guest: From Sears Paint, Ol' Painty Cans Ben Hot Tip: For ultimate Podcast listening experience, please listen on Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre. Episode Warning: This episode of TOSPWSAJ has been proven by doctors to cause violent and explosive Eargasms.     -----unravel the mystery at www.tospwsaj.com----

Welcome to the most widely listened-to podcast in the galactic realm. If you're an alien, you're in for a real treat. Everything you want to know about Earth is included in this episode: Comic Book Stores, Liquid Handsoap, Slash from Guns n' Roses, Wikipedia, The International Space Station, and Godzilla!  Special Guest: Cate Blanchett! (had to cancel, after mistakenly double-booking TOSPWSAJ and PTI: Pardon The Interruption)

It's Rivalry week on TOSPWSAJ, with BIG TIME matchups between age-old rivals... Bounty vs Brawny, Ultimate Frisbee vs Frolf, Hair Removal Gel vs B-Holes, and Spray Butter vs I Can't Believe It's Not Spray Butter! PLUS, a Podscar-worthy performance from the incomparable @DGubs. AND... Kip and Doug reveal an air tight alibi for their whereabouts during the disappearance of Scott & Jeff. Special Guest: THE Dennis of Venice, Actor and Comedian Dennis Gubbins

STOP what you're doing (unless you're already listening to this episode) and listen to this episode! It's got everything. Liquor Stores, Jock Straps, High School Basketball Officials, Preparation H, and a movie with JUST CHONG! If you like podcasts, you are going to love this podcast. Special Guest Star: @413Productions (AKA Andy McCheese) Important Visual Aid - Stare at this during the entire podcast. https://twitter.com/tospwsaj/status/1344463877853962240?s=20

In an EXPLOSIVE new episode, Kip and Doug visit Planet Fitness, Ancestry.com, and the Scientology Industry of Death Museum. PLUS Amateur Archeologist Doc Merc Boyan stops by to decipher the world's first recorded one Star Review. If you're driving, better put on your seatbelt. Even if you're sitting in an office chair, or in bed, experts recommend a seatbelt when listening to this episode. Try not to Explode!  Programming Note: If you don't forward this podcast to at least 10 friends, you may get into a terrible accident. 

A new era ushers in a groundbreaking new season of TOSPWSAJ. 3,000 episodes and goin' strong! This TOSP's got it all... T-Bell, Cruise Ships, an update on Mike Tirico & Jewel's Divorce, PLUS the latest in the ongoing True Crime Saga involving the whereabouts of Scott & Jeff. OK. Stop readin' and start listenin'!  Special Guest Star: Dave King @DaveKingThing Important Note: There is a super-secret track at the end of this episode that could destroy everything. Please do not listen.  

It's an extra-special Holiday ExtravaDanza, so put on your mittens and try to pull up this podcast with mittens on, as we review reviews for Charlie Brown, Elf on a Shelf, Big Dogs Shirts and Kitchen Sponges...Holiday Kitchen Sponges! Special Guest: Sir Donald Sutherland.... Did not show up! Big News: We were just voted one of the TOSP 10 Podcast on jTunes!   

TOSPWSAJNTA Claus is comin' to Town! That's right folks, it's part 1 of the 17-part Tospwsaj Christmas Spectacular, featuring all of your Holiday favorites, from Bar Soap to Stiffy Pills and everything in between.   Exciting News: Congratulations to TOSPWSAJ, on signing a new 1 Billion Year podcasting contract with the Sea Org! We did it!

Hop aboard the "1-Star Land-Cruise w/ Scott & Jeff" (Reservations Required) and explore such 1-Star destinations as Carrot Top in Vegas, The Rest Stops of Slidell Louisiana, and the wild world of Infomercial Exercise Machines. If you like listening to podcasts, this is definitely a podcast!  Sponsored by: Fratting Cages: Where frat guys practice whaling on the asses of other frat guys!