Happy Foot Sad Foot

ARE WE BACK? Yolo Dolo is in full effect as LAFC plays their best game all season. We had 1,000 callers. We have 1,000 super chats, and of course we had 1,000 memories with our friends. Lobbing Scorchers called in. Geoff Tock called in. And maybe we even saw some nipples.BRAND NEW MERCH AVAILABLE (Including Our Patreon Exclusive 2025 Limited Edition Scarf). Click Here.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One week, two of our biggest rivals, three of your hottest podcast hosts. Darren, Vince, and Travis answer everything you need to know: Will we be the Galaxy's first loss? How tall is the average polar bear on it's hind legs? And will we avenge our Seattle embarrassment? We talk Pec, Musovski, McCarthy, and then finally, the return of fan favorite game IS IT BIGGER THAN RIQUI PUIG? It's Rivalry Week! (Thanks for letting us know MLS Marketing Team).Want to skip the banter? Storylines start at 10:12.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LAFC gets a draw on the road against the best team in MLS and boy are we upset about it. Vince and Travis are here to break down just where things went wrong in the second half, whether this team is built to succeed, and decide once and for all if Bouanga is back. Plus Geoff Tock joins us to tell us saying Happy Birthday is bad?? idk, he should get help.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Big Mothers Day everyone! Travis, Darren, and Vince are here to break down all of the storylines of this very exciting week in LAFC history, where we not only play the best team in the league but also secured a spot in a one game playoff to join the FIFA Club World Cup and potentially make our owners a bunch of money. We break down why Vancouver's so good, if we should even bother competing against Club América, and then we finally play the stupidest game we've ever played on this show where we ask... Whose Mother Is This??? Do they even HAVE Mother's Day in Canada???Want to skip the banter? The storylines start at 7:22Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LAFC put in one of their best overall performances of the year and Darren, Vince, and Travis are here to give their INSTANT REACTION to the Black and Gold winning 2-0 over Houston. They talk Olly's Big Day Out, Erik Duenas' homecoming, and of course, give their Happy Feet and Sad Feet from the match. Did you guys know Javier Bardem was on the jumbotron? JAVIER BARDEM WAS ON THE JUMBOTRON.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We don't talk about H*****n.Want to skip the banter? Storylines starts at 10:43Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

REMINDER: NO POST-GAME LIVESTREAM THIS WEEK!Is it time for the rise of Yolo Dolo? Travis, Darren, and Vince are here to break down the seemingly rejuvenated LAFC attack, talk about our brand new roster signings, and figure out what the hell St Louis Style Pizza really is. Plus, they create a brand new Mount Rushmore for LAFC: the worst LAFC signings of all time (and I promise one name on the list will genuinely show you). Is Bouanga back? Is Giroud good now? Will Darren and Travis crush at their comedy show this weekend? ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED!Want to skip the banter? Storylines starts at 10:45Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DOLO HAS DIEDGIROUD HAS RISENBOUANGA WILL COME AGAINJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welp, you freaks got what you wanted! Steve Cherundolo officially resigned as head coach effective the end of the season, becoming maybe the first lame duck coach in MLS history. Travis does this one solo and he talks about the weird timing of this, the implications for the roster, and of course new options. #HireGiorgio????Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Griezmann is official gone but it's fine WE NEVER WANTED HIM ANYWAYS. Darren, Vince, and Travis are here to talk Bouanga's potential renaissance, roster holes post-Antoine, and we finally find out just what Darren knows about tactics. Plus, we break down everything you need to about the Timbers and ask once and for all... is Portland ACTUALLY cool? The answer may surprise you.Want to skip the banter? Storylines starts at 5:02Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bouanga scored! Giroud touched the ball a bunch! We found out what Bruce Arena did! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know from a sloppy but successful outing against San Jose, the team that REALLY wants to have a rivalry with us but we couldn't care less. We talk Hugo's big save, Sergi's absolute laser, and Olly's ascent into the stars. Plus we hear from superstar MISS BONES as she walks us her jumbotron sign that broke the internet. ARE WE BACK??? (No.)Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You put your #DoloIn, you put your #DoloOut, you put your #DoloIn, and you post it all about. Travis, Darren, and Vince breakdown the 24 hours of fan rage following the loss to Miami in the Champions Cup, chat about what's going wrong with LAFC, and ask again WHAT DID BRUCE ARENA DO IN NEW ENGLAND? Then, they're joined by Kirk Kinsey, host of LAFC Podcast The Counterpress to hear from someone who is less supportive of Steve Cherundolo than the shill hosts of the cringe podcast Happy Foot Sad Foot. Plus we talk all about what to expect from a very good San Jose team and even, and you won't believe this, make some bets for this weeks match. That's what it's all about!Want to skip the banter? Storylines starts at 4:44Subscribe to The Counterpress Pod hereJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the end, I guess Messi is a little better than Nathan Ordaz.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Travis, Vince, Darren, The Chat, and a few brave callers all weigh in on LAFC's frustrating 1-0 loss to Houston, yes you read that right, LAFC's 1-0 loss, to Houston. With a rotated squad, we hoped we'd find a player who'd step up with an opportunity to show they deserve some more minutes or cement their role as a reliable depth piece, but no, in fact we showed almost nothing in that match, and Houston also showed almost nothing but a Jack McGlynn goal, making for an incredibly boring match. So we do our best to find SOMETHING entertaining for you to enjoy in the postgame show, including MANY completely unrelated topics we dive into after moving on from our (surprisingly legitimate, in retrospect) breakdown of the actual game. Come for the soccer analysis, Stay for Darren's Epic Viral Tips!!!00:00 Welcome to Happy Foot Sad Foot01:04 Post-Game Analysis: Initial Reactions02:20 Player Performance Breakdown03:31 Midfield Struggles and Defensive Issues04:52 Depth and Roster Concerns11:09 Super Chats and Fan Interactions41:25 Reflecting on Travel and Family42:08 Embarrassing Moments and Family Dynamics43:42 Youth Soccer and Proud Moments45:18 College Reunion Plans47:46 UConn Women's Basketball and Star Players50:03 Soccer Talk and Viewer Interactions51:47 Late-Night Banter and Cryptocurrency Jokes57:39 Wrapping Up and Final ThoughtsJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nathan Ordaz did what Nathan Ordaz does. Travis, Darren, and Vince break down the incredible first leg of the CONCACAF Champions Cup and the perfect 90 minutes from LAFC. And of course, we talk all about the Messi of Van Nuys: Nathan Ordaz. Jobs not finished.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is normally an LAFC podcast, but this week we talk about Messi for like an hour. It's honestly almost entirely about Messi and if we can beat Messi. Even in the second segment, we play a game to see who get's Travis' extra ticket to see Messi. Darren Vince and Travis break down all the Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi. Then, we talk Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi, Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi and Messi. And as always Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi. Houston? No. Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi.Want to skip the banter? Storylines starts at 06:56Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first game of the Surfliner Series is complete and holy sh*t did it not disappoint. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down Smoli's unbelievable goal, Hugo's unbelievable howler, and whether or not it's offensive to call Forrest Gump dumb. We had callers from the stadium, callers from the San Diego Double Tree toilet, and we drew a winner for our InterMiami ticket giveaway. Forgive me for saying this after a loss but... the most fun postgame show we've had all year?Thanks To AmirianLaw.com!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A true rival or just another little brother? LAFC heads south to San Diego for the very first match up between the Black and Gold and expansion franchise San Diego FC. Tony from SDFC podcast 2 Balls and A Mic is here to break down everything we need to know about the club, Travis, Darren, and Vince are here to break down all the storylines for the match, and podcasting is here to cure male loneliness. It's not working! Plus we talk all those pesky Griezmann rumors and spend way too long discussing SD's terrible crest. And remember, Stay Classy, San Diego (aka BE NICE TO ALL OF OUR FANS WHO ARE VISITING).Enter Our InterMiami Ticket Giveaway Thanks To AmirianLaw.com!00:00 Welcome to Happy Foot Sad Foot00:49 Listener Mandated Banter: Housekeeping05:11 Storylines Intro05:38 LAFC vs San Diego FC Preview12:20 Discussing San Diego FC's Potential19:47 Antoine Griezmann Transfer Rumors30:15 LAFC Fans' Reactions to Potential Signings31:24 Discussing Gman's Loyalty to His Team32:10 Madrid Travel Plans and LAFC Storylines32:51 Interview with Tony from Two Balls and a Mic34:46 San Diego FC's Performance and Philosophy36:27 San Diego Soccer Culture and Fan Dynamics40:04 Expectations for LAFC Fans Visiting San Diego42:10 Luca Bambino's Future with San Diego FC48:44 Bet It and Forget It: Weekly Predictions55:12 Closing Remarks and Call to ActionJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode did not have our own Travis Helwig, but instead it did KINDA have EVERYTHING else??? Our first caller from the stands in the middle of another MLS match in progress in another country; a special visit from Carlos of Global Diplomatic; an insane call from Heel Of The Foot Geoff Tock, who of course wanted to talk about anything but the match: other TV writers, strip clubs in Tijuana, the USMNT, hypothetical imspossible MLS trades, and of course he takes time to trash takes from other callers... and also a cameo in the chat from our friends at ter ur Amirian Law who are sponsoring our InterMiami Ticket Giveaway which you still have time to enter! And oh yeah, LAFC won 2-0! We talk about that bunch too!Enter Our InterMiami Ticket Giveaway Thanks To AmirianLaw.com!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

200 episodes in, and Travis still can't name a single LAFC2 player! Vince, Darren and Travis are here to discuss all the storylines heading into this week's match up like why this season has felt so frustrating, what the offense will look like without Denis Bouanga, and the birthplace of Ed Asner! Plus, we play a game about how boring Kansas City is, and of course we make some bets. But most of all, THANK YOU FOR 200 EPISODES. WE LOVE YOU BYEEEEEE.0:00 - Intro5:30 - StorylinesEnter Our InterMiami Ticket Giveaway Thanks To AmirianLaw.com!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We break down LAFC's excessively frustrating 1-0 defeat to Austin FC, their third consecutive loss and first at home this season. They struggled to create chances, they struggled to get creative and play with urgency, and we struggled through talking about it. LAFC brought subs in and they all made things even worse, and we brought Kirk Kinsey from The Counter Press podcast, who always makes things even better. But BOY WAS THE CHAT SPICY TODAY! Let's all get some SLEEP!BUT FIRST! We also announced on the show that we are GIVING AWAY A PAIR OF TICKETS TO LAFC's CONCACAF CHAMPIONS CUP MATCH VS INTER MIAMI!!! Thanks to Amirian Law, one lucky Patreon subscriber will win two tickets to the game on April 2nd. Insanely easy to enter, just click HERE and follow the instructions.Winner will be announced live on our YouTube so make sure you subscribe!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever broken up with someone even though they were so good for you but the relationship had just run it's course? And then three months later, you run into them at a party, and they're doing really well and they seem happy, and you can't help but wonder... have I made a mistake? You know how hard that is? Well, Ilie Sánchez returns to Los Angeles this week, so get ready to feel it again, baby! Plus, Travis, Darren, and Vince break down storylines, chat about our new star Ünder, and have an incredibly enjoyable conversation with Steph and Mike from the VERY FUN Austin FC podcast Swoontower, to find out all about just who we're facing this week. And we ask, what if the smart choice all along was walking away?0:00 - Intro6:00 - StorylinesJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We lost but we won and boy did it feel that way! LAFC FINALLY slay the dragon in Columbus and it was NOT EASY to get there. The commentors were unhinged, Travis, Darren, and Vince were having breakdowns, and one man sent us $99.99 for what we can only assume was feet pics. AND WE COST MORE THAN THAT. This post-game is the longest we've ever done, and honestly, you can skip the last hour if you want. You won't be missing anything. TIME TO TAKE DOWN MESSI FOLKS!!! We love you, byeeeee.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Darren, Travis, and Vince discuss the 5-2 steamrolling from Seattle IN Seattle ON their turf. A WILDLY rotated squad managed to land nowhere near adjusted expectations for the group, with a lackluster performance across the board. We thought we had depth - at the very least, we don't have an entire second lineup of starters. But we do have a healthy first line (except Marlon, who didn't escape the turf unscathed) for our far-more important CONCACAF Champions Cup match in Columbus on Tuesday. See you again then!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two games. Two revenge stories. Two hosts. RIP Darren Miller. Travis and Vince hold down the fort and discuss everything you need to know about a week that will mean a lot for the psyche of LAFC fans. We discuss our dominating win against Columbus and what we have to do to bring it home in the second leg, and then we chat with Noah Riffe from Lobbing Scorchers about just why this Seattle Sounders team is even scarier this year. Let's be honest, this episode is mostly Vince being smart and Travis saying things like "are we back?" over and over again. REVENGE TIME, BABY.11:36 - StorylinesJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LAFC with an HISTORIC win and tactical MASTERY over Columbus Crew. We (all three TOGETHER IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER) celebrate LAFC's 3-0 CCC victory against Columbus Crew, including Bouanga's stellar goals and the team's disciplined pressing and buildup play. Despite a limited crowd, the atmosphere was electric. We break down the match, the game plan, and the goals, with the help of some new and old friendly faces, as well as one old unfriendly voice. #DoloIn #UpTheFootJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dissect LAFC's narrow 1-0 victory over NYCFC, thanks to a late goal from THE STACHE, Ryan Hollingshead. Were we thrilled with the win? Not really. Should we have been? Maybe! Have they established themselves this season in a way that makes us feel confident about Tuesday's CCC match vs. Columbus Crew? Not really! Are we gonna look back at 6 points from the first two matches in MLS play as huge later in the season? Maybe!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, we talk about Sergi Palencia. But Travis, Darren, and Vince ALSO breakdown everything you need to know about this week's terrifying match up against the Columbus Crew in the Champions League, and a regular season match up against the pigeons from Queens. We talk Olivier Giroud's starting spot, we try to say something nice about the city of Columbus, and we pay Darren out for his WAY TOO EASY bet from last week. But we also have to talk about Sergi Palencia and we don't like it!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I think I speak for everyone when I say: yeah, sure, I guess that was soccer. Travis is back and he joins Darren and Vince to break down LAFC's 1-0 victory/loss against Colorado. This one's got everything: the pod officially turns on Giroud, Delgado officially turns on Carson, and the announcer officially turns on his Spanish pronunciation when he says Palenthia. Speaking of Palencia, wooooof, it's about to get ugly, as a scandal around him saying a slur will almost definitely be what people remember about this one. But despite it all, this post-game was a fun one. On to Columbus, baby!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Darren hosts solo as he recaps LAFC's narrow 1-0 victory to kick off the MLS season. We saw some rust get worked off nicely, and some rust still hangin out, which is not as nice, but a BEAUTIFUL team goal from Delgato-to-Bouanga-to-Ordaz-to-Ebobisse for the BANGER maintained LAFC's undefeated status at home. We also got important updates from callers on the 2025 BMO stadium vibes, food updates, and more. Also, Darren's bet cashed on DAY ONE!? Travis and Vince COULD NEVER.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I guess we're starting a tradition now of starting every season IN A GODDAMN FREEZER!!!! Darren and Vince react to LAFC's first competitive match in below-zero weather, and an above-zero scoreline that got them 1 away goal going into the second leg of this competition in a week (in beautiful Los Angeles, California, the only reasonable place to play a soccer game). We welcomed old friends calling into the show to give their reactions too, and depending on who you listen to, get ready to get mad, or just relax. Oh also Geoff Tock, Heel of The Foot, Terrible Human, came on the show too. I'd describe his tactics as "spray and pray." Aaron Long Teach Giroud How To Finish Challenge!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Darren and Vince preview LAFC's first two competitive matches of 2025, including the opening CONCACAF Champions Cup match against the Rapids and their first MLS regular season match against Minnesota United; Travis sends his storylines in from his DEEP LAFC RESEARCH TRIP in London; and we hand out the first ever Happy Foot Sad Foot Kit Awards! Keep listening to see who won the Accidentally A Worse Version of Another Team's New Kit Award!!!00:00 Intro05:29 Storylines: International Moves and Season Preview13:21 Concacaf Champions Cup Discussion20:06 Tactics and Team Strategy32:00 The 2025 HFSF Kit Awards57:08 Bet It and Forget ItJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you hear that... in the distance... the faint sound of OLIVIER GIROUD FUTURE GOLDEN BOOT WINNER. LAFC is back and the 2025 season is looking bright! Or dark? MAYBE BOTH? Vince, Darren and Travis break down all the things you need to know heading into the 2025 season, draft our top goal scorers, and make some season long crazy predictions. Plus, a new logo? A NEW LOGO (NOW WITH A COLLAR)!!!! We're so back baby.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David Gass and Tom Bogert host Travis and Vince to do a breakdown of how we are feeling about LAFC's offseason and where we go from here. Full season preview coming this week but for now, enjoy Tommy Scoops giving us all the info he knows about Antoine Griezmann. We're so back baby!Merch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And for our final key bump of the off-season, HaFoSaFo breaks down just what 5 people are officially ENEMIES OF THE POD. Sure you can probably guess one or two, but I promise some of these will surprise. WHO IS ON THE LIST? As always, to hear the full episode head over to http://www.Patreon.com/HappyFootSadFoot and subscribe.Merch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turn up the music and take a sniff, this week's LAFC Key Bump is something we've been talking about for a long time: LAFC Mount Rushmore. Darren, Vince, and Travis each build a mountain of four names that are the most important LAFC players of all time. You'll never believe which players get left off. Let us know on the Discord who your Mount Rushmore is!As always, Key Bumps available to Patreon subscribers only. You can subscribe over at http://www.Patreon.com/HappyFootSadFoot. Plus you get 15% off all merch, access to our exclusive discord, ad-free content, exclusive member only merch and more!Merch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a little bump to get you through your LAFC withdrawal. The first of many off-season mini episodes exclusively for Patreon subscribers only, we talk all of our departures, arrivals, in-betweeners, and we finally find out just where Vince was the night of the fire. We're back baby!If you want the full episode, head on over to Patreon.com/HappyFootSadFoot to subscribe and help us keep making the pod. Plus you get 15% off all merch, access to our exclusive discord, ad-free content, exclusive member only merch and more!Merch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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EXTENDED RAW UNCUT VERSION OVER ON PATREON.Travis: "hi chatgpt, write my a fun podcast description for an episode where darren, vince, and travis break down all the ups and downs of the 2024 lafc season which was disappointing at times and joyous at other. And do it all in under 6 sentences."ChatGPT: "Join Darren, Vince, and Travis as they dive into the whirlwind that was LAFC's 2024 season! From nail-biting victories to head-scratching defeats, the trio unpacks every twist and turn of a campaign that had fans laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who stepped up, who fell short, and what's next for the Black and Gold? Expect fiery debates, heartfelt moments, and a few good laughs as the crew relives the season's best—and most frustrating—highlights. Whether you bleed black and gold or just love a good soccer saga, this is an episode you don't want to miss."Thank you all for an incredible season of Happy Foot Sad Foot! We love you byeeeeeeeeee.Merch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It brings me no pleasure to say this but… that's sports baby. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down what is a disastrous end of a very weird season. We feel it all: anger, sadness, grief, maybe even a little horny? Then Noah from Lobbing Scorchers comes on to rub it in and we lose our minds. This wasn't our smartest postgame pod but it WAS our stupidest. Be back with a season recap episode soon but for now, let's feel our feelings together. It's okay to feel like shit. Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are officially THREE wins away from the MLS Cup and boy are we starting to feel it. Travis, Darren, and Vince are joined by Ari and Noah from Lobbing Scorchers podcast in Seattle to break down everything you need to know about the match up and play a VERY dumb game. Plus, we discuss whether or not Giroud will get the start, how we feel about the remaining match ups, and just how much our playoff losses to Seattle loom large over this game. And luckily... WE HAVE A BRAND NEW SPONSOR AND IT'S NOT FAKE (yes it is). PLAYOFFS BABY!!!!!Skip The Banter!™(0:00) Intro(6:16) Storylines intro begins(7:04) Storylines song beginsSubscribe to Lobbing Scorchers YouTube hereJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We asked for your secret LAFC confessions and BOY did you deliver! We got hot takes about players, we got hot takes about the 3252, and we even heard a secret that could destroy a marriage. There's some confessions that Galaxy fans would LOVE to get their hands on and there's a few really heartfelt ones too. We have cultivated a truly psychotic listener base. OOOOOPS! If you want to hear the full episode, head over to the Patreon!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We made it through! Another tale of two halves brings our boys at LAFC to the end of a somewhat unexpectedly tough matchup with the Vancouver Whitecaps in round 1 of the playoffs, thanks to a beautiful goal from Mateusz Bogusz. Travis, Darren, and Vince break it all down and get reactions from callers, including a special guest appearance from Erik Hultstrom of Voices of The Black and Gold! Unfortunately, the many other callers included Heel of The Foot Geoff Tock as well. We're sorry.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it happened. We finally were forced to return the favor for Vanni Sartini, who honestly was too generous to us for too long. That game was one of the worst of the season: two own goals, deeply boring play, a goalie standing on his head against us, and Olivier Giroud standing in place! Plus, we had the return of #DoloOut in the chat, something we always love to talk about and it never makes us angry. Come hang out and feel better with us. Ands let's win one on Friday. (Please? Please. Dear God please.)Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Darren here. I asked Travis if he wrote the description for this and he responded “I took a sleeping pill. I'm cruising right now.” And never responded again. This after LAFC's comfortable victory over Vancouver sparked a postgame show that featured - as usual - a way-too-wide range of topics that no one asked for, including, but not limited to, CARLOS VELA'S RETURN TO THE PITCH(!), the failure that is the 3 game playoff series experiment, a Friend of The Foot newborn(!), and of course, the moral value of real estate agents in society.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you smell that in the air? A whiff of fear mixed with the crunch of the falling leaves? That's right... it's PLAYOFF SEASON BABY! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down the Best of Three series against the Vancouver Whitecaps: a team we have never, ever, ever played before! We breakdown all the storylines for this first round series, make picks for our MLS Cup bracket, and discuss the big one: can we win the Cup for the second time in three years? We talk Carson's easier path to the finals, Portland's insane meltdown, and maybe, just maybe, we hear the return of a certain song. PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Skip The Banter!™(0:00) Intro(4:08) Storylines intro begins(4:49) Storylines song beginsJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Decision Day is upon up and boy is my brain tired (from all the decisions!!). Darren, Travis, and Vince break down exactly what has to happen for us to steal first in the West, who we'd most like to play in round one, and then we take listener questions. We learn who what players might lose next year, debate if this regular season was a success, and decide once and for all which LAFC player is most likely to be a serial killer (they're standing right behind you). And remember this week... VAMOS HOUSTON!!!!!Skip The Banter!™(0:00) Intro(6:04) Storylines intro begins(7:07) Storylines song beginsJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ilie can win MLS Cup with this kick."Game on the lineHow do I make the smart choice?I remember what's worked and what hasn't.This goalie knows exactly where I'm going to shoot.He's smart but hesitant.I'm not.Bottom right, all in.So let it fly."Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

International Duty? More like International BOO-ty. Wait, that sounds cool actually. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down all of the storylines leading into this weeks Penultimate MLS match day against Vancouver Whitecaps, and we finally hear what happened at SNL. Then the boys are joined by the very fun Whitecaps podcast Terminal City FC podcast to learn just what Vancouver thinks of us and what we think of them. PLUS, Carlos Vela! Does he exist? Two more to go!!Skip The Intro!™7:39: Storylines intro begins8:51: Storylines song beginsSubscribe to Terminal City FCJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys... I think we're back. Travis and Vince break down a breezy victory with very little to complain about. LAFC clinches top 4 in the West, Bouanga finally misses a PK, and Aaron Long scores a Bouanga Blast. Plus Geoff joins to slowly but surely destroy his career by talking crap about a lot of potential employers. What an idiot! Two games left before the playoffs, baby!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.