Pero Let Me Tell You

Do yourself a favor & get these chocolate bars…possibly the smartest chef we've ever interviewed…Venezuelan AND German…talk about some of the best foods on both sides…never too late to follow your dreams…entrepreneurial myopia…Ish would make the BEST taste tester…don't just eat these, savor them…S'mores in a bar form? Yes, please…for the record, its pronounced ‘chew-wow'…let's all be Chief Joy Activators…why not be sustainable where possible…who doesn't love some dulce de leche... Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

Not even distance can keep us from creating our last ep of the year…ok so we all now know the sweet spot to visit Disney…yo if you're gonna app everything, provide some chargers in the park…seriously, our posts are all in good fun (mostly)…dear social media, why can't we have nice things?…ahhh casual racism, what took you so long to find our post…T-Swift may be huge here, but globally it's Latina power baby…congrats to Karol G on the 3rd year of most watched artist…Dear Robbie Williams, you were always big in America to us…we miss the good ol' days of Art Basel…seriously, two people being worms isn't art, it's pre-K…we should definitely mime the Caja China…hmmm, a Cracker Barrel in Hialeah would be worth the content…we miss you Macaroni Grill… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

Jermaine Dupree is the hip hop equivalent of fetch…we do NOT wanna be Diddy right now…expect a full Disney report when DJ returns…is the Hall of Presidents just to descansar?…Crystal Palace = unattainable dream…of course Ish knows more than 10 US presidents, flags not so much…sashay away George Santos…politicians do NOT belong on DWTS…Australians definitely take less time for goodbyes than Latinos…la despedida is its own tradition…why doesn't colorism affect the popularity of las novelas Turkas…we love El Escaparate from Beauty & the Beast…forgotten Disney films…yeah, our audio this week is de madre…oh no, due to glitches in the recording, DJ's last soda didn't fully record…Last Sodas: Rosalyn and Josh Carter & Who's The Boss Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

Bro, SW alum are everywhere…sigh, A-Rod & his ‘Kendall is the hood' comment will never die…Croqueta fueled childhoods are the best…communal yearbook…Warhol + Lichtenstein + Kandinsky…cartoons always influence adulthood…latinos never understand their kids moving away…one more yearbook editor…talk about an impressive resume…all 2020 was winter of 2020…here we go with DJ's fave store again, Burdines…yep, we seriously considered buying Book Barn…yet again, Miami lacks ‘history'…wontons on the red couch at Canton…this ep might as well be sponsored by Eckerd…we've got your number Sunset Drive… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

Welp, that's pretty much 2023…DJ's Thanksgiving leftovers were delicious…unfortunately his mom's, not so much…stay tuned for your weekly Hall & Oates update…dime = Scrooge McDuck…longing for clubbing days without wanting to get off your phone…seriously, just come down 95 to Miami…unless you've got a prob with us being 1 in 4 Americans by 2060…good move with Magic 93.9, I Heart Media…Shakira: English vs Spanish, discuss…absolutely embrace The Box of it all, go all in…please connect us to the Merenbooty Girls…phew, Thunder Wheels is going but not gone…how dare ANYONE criticize a national treasure…Last soda: Henry Kissinger & Dolly Parton's critics Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

Juan Luis Guerra was a huge part of all our lives, especially being like 10 ft tall…the bilirubin needs to be healthy…we should try to harness the energy of Charytin…bring on the Thanksgiving feast…bring on the Little Debbie…again with Royal Dansk…yep, even Arbor Day gets lechon to celebrate…don't hate on arroz imperial…does Hickory Farms even exist any more…FOUR popcorn tins is too many…maybe don't glorify Osama…tragedy isn't a competition…nobody should get news from social media, especially not Tik Tok…DJ's mom would totally kill it on Family Double Dare…we should have Ish's mom to share some Abuela stories, the NY trip alone…UNO is not cards…Last Cawy Lemon Lime: Our listeners & Dolly Parton's Rockstar Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

How has he NOT been on OUR show…another one of our east coast primos…the key to representation is authenticity…a one man show is no joke…ok, who doesn't like aguacates…geeky calbito cubanos gotta stick together…generations man, it's about what you leave behind…how are you going to be upset about representation…we love this guy, even though he's gonna make our heads swell with all the love…goes to show, you never know when wearing a hat will be immortalized…gotta love a cubiche nickname…pa'que veas, we're everywhere…yeah, Latinidad IS like the Force… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

DJ & Flo Rida were totally gym buddies…Pitbull does pretty much cover all FL song references…please tour again Tears for Fears & Hall and Oates…look at DJ agreeing with Marco Rubio…generational trauma is true…if you leave one country for another due to asylum, maybe you don't party there later…how do you question someone's ethnicity…Mario Lopez was once deported thanks to Bea Arthur…privilege comes in many forms…what area of Miami did the Golden Girls live in…nope, we're not gonna tip our dentist…we clearly establish in this ep that Ish is NOT a culinary expert…$27 for a flan is un robo...inflation is not the same as capricho…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: P!nk Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

U2 gets Coldplay hate…Kylie on a table or Toni lap dance…welcome back Bezos…do companies bringing headquarters have any real impact…encourage tech jobs as well as getting a degree…wow, look at the Vatican is being progressive…the cynic in me is totally a Fiona song…Teletubbies and Abuela…what's your customer service boiling point…man, DJ clearly knows how to strongly word a letter…Ish is pretty basic with fast food…Wendys giving small frosty as consolation prize…Episode 1 was so long ago…Full House recap podcast is job security…does anyone still watch Greys…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Bruce Willis & Zoetic Stage Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

In this ep, it's the DJ & Abel show…so many in Miami long for history without trying to preserve it…never hesitate to take those pics…DJ has already shared all his pics…Orange Bowl…Hollywood Sportatorium…Deuville…Miami Stadium…Malibu Grand Prix…Los Piratas…of COURSE Burger Beast would know as much about Miami…ditto for Billy Corben…Glam Slam…Mansion…INS building…Burdines…Swensens…Bakery Centre…Miracle Center…always take time to look around and appreciate things Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

3rd time's the charm with tech difficulties…embrace the meme, Mariah…what is Hollywood Hopscotch…we get how Zooey Deschanel can caeer mal…RIP Matthew Perry…talent is one thing, it's another to turn your challenges into learning opportunities for others…Sandy on Growing Pains was proto-Chandler…can't argue with logic when it comes from Neo…facts don't matter, how do you counter that…non-IP movies just don't exist anymore…Die Hard, Christmas movie or not…at least Keith Lee is being nice about his food reviews…DJ totally sounded like Carrie Bradshaw…seriously, how hot is hot enough for you people…just because you have an opinion, doesn't mean you know how to review…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Matthew Perry Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Happy Halloween…por favor, not Christmas already…we're definitely the pan de bono of podcasts…could there be a Miami Ferris Bueller…visit Shojo's Dojo, they are FANTASTIC…better for the purse, hot sauce or bicarbonato...Ish going to The View is like cheating on DJ…Ana Navarro in person is even more Ana Navarro…still jonesing that pizza…machines shouldn't be tipped, that's the line…Sabado Gigante tapings were un vacilon…we should totally go see Aqua…Tiny Tim and his tulips…thank you all for the malanga feedback…Family Matters: Judy's Tale…Cheesecake Factory is the perfect place for a first date…first dates are about a vibe, not impressing you with dollar value…pumpernickel with blue cheese dressing, just do it…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Maggie Smith for Loewe & Here Lies Love Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Pop-up community is pretty cool, so far…we do love our donuts…one more covid-related success story…take your passions and combine them…the summer of donuts sounds delicious…lesson being, don't overthink…donuts + wrestling + drive-in sounds good to us…2020 was the epicenter of pop-up culture…taro donuts are WAY better than you'd expect…asking them to choose between their children aka flavors…travel is inspiring…RIP Macho Man…don't haggle with a small business…shout out to Josh's Pizza… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Let's revisit Harlem Shake…'lives rent free' is a great phrase…DJ is going to be very uncomfortable in India and that's ok…autumn in Miami is cause for open windows…NY Ish is New Yorkino…just because we don't mention it, doesn't mean we aren't thinking about it…oh you're gonna take Ish's gift card…how to introduce the concept of customer service to Cuba…DJ's orders are never on the menu…maybe Jada Pinkett Smith knows us too…don't shade Justin for Brit's abortion, do it for Janet's boob…let yourself out of your comfort zone on occasion…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Kindness of Strangers & Suzanne Somers Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Almost time to learn what cake DJ gets this year…Ish knows way too much about America's Funniest People…never forget Eartha Kitt…what is English for malanga plant…Nery is all about ‘Stars Are Blind'…yeah, you all out there saying ‘she ate it' need to acknowledge it's basically appropriation…not to discriminate, but maybe if you work in a place where everything is in a particular language, learn that language…never lose sight of humanity…Israel & Palestine isn't going to be solved by your hot take…terrorism is never acceptable…don't question other people's lived experiences…speaking up is not a one size fits all…Sesame Street is VERY soothing…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Beyonce & Taylor Swift & Lele Pons Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome back to Alex Garcia & nice to meet ya Josie Cossio…talk about tradition, 1948…treasure those old letters…who better to refrescar Miami than soda makers…community is built on tradition…look for the positive memories within the trauma…necessity makes you figure things out…pero hasta KY has Cubans now…un taller is NOT an auto shop…being part of the community has so many facets…a refresh can still keep elements of the past…get that Gen Z feedback…bring on the Latina named hurricanes…por favor, don't just show up at the factory… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Old songs were just as raunchy as modern reggaeton…Janet can be nasty cuz she's all poppy…Usher at the Super Bowl…so many songs about masturbation in the 80s…save Selena at the expense of JLo…the ‘what about me' effect on social media…is Spanish language news dumbed down…why so much focus on la farandula...U2 at The Sphere…the modern concert spectacle…recipes couldn't be more benign, yet here come the trolls…Dolly is a global treasure…why seek things out just to bitch about it…how do you go from Disney costume to death threats…perms just aren't a great look…finally some justice for 2Pac…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Kim Ng & Javier Romero Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Congrats, you're quiet for 30 seconds…the case just filed, but already we've got Lizzo docs…we want 2 more Fyre Fest docs…court of public opinion vs court of law…who knew insurance mascots would be so popular…two hosts with a cold…Cawy Lemon Lime defines crisp soda…turron is nougat & nougat is turron…WGA isn't striking & Ish has strong thoughts DJ doesn't understand…NEVER be Only in Dade's comments section…who doesn't know RBD?…Ish is now taking suggestions for RBF…bring on Que Pasa USA roulette…so much hair dryer talk…even after 30 years, Ish is learning DJ's blindspots…what shows did YOU watch that nobody watches…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Fisher-Price's Little People El Chavo collection & CVS' Happy San Givin collection Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

Lack of words can sometimes say more…old movie homages are the best…we always say names properly (if we can)…if you don't see your story being told, tell it yourself…painting sets is a lost art…everything is a trilogy these days…Cuban-Americans share so much but also have differences…nostalgia for a place that's no longer there…dental work in Cuba...never forget the stories of our past…manga and comics always rear their inspirational head… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Cloro is all you need for clean…60 vs 70 in Spanish requires thought…really, France, a formula for a number…what's your fave bank pronunciation…our Gloria Estefan adventures continue…Mike & Ike is becoming a big part of our podcast…calling collect was such a thing in the 90s…DJ's omelet story is the BEST part of his cruise…it almost wasn't a perfect day in Coco Cay…missing those $1 theater days…being unmarried does NOT make you lonely, but we love the 8 year old's practicality for marriage…lack of Spanish doesn't make you less Latino/Hispanic…with that said, it sure does add to the experience…RIP Botero…Last Sodas: Russel Brand (gasless) & astronaut Jose Hernandez Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

Happy anniversary Sr Hamburbesita…scavenger hunts are like a movie come to life…bring on the VMA latinos…it's ok Thalia, we remember your song with Fat Joe…Miami is the Only Fans capital…earn that money young…yeah, DJ wouldn't do weird feet things on his Only Fans…how does one sift through the Only Fans content…what are the WGA guidelines if you're writing for yourself…Drew Barrymore doesn't deserve all the hate…the SAG/WGA strike is the ultimate lose/lose…AI can't create the nuances of our language…live action Jetsons would just be today…of course DJ's binging Que Pasa USA…some words just make your face look fun…Last Sodas: Ann Lowe & Mattel's Celia Cruz doll Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

East coast Miami boys unite…wow we have lots of people in common…we ARE collecting news Cubanitos like Pokemon…sure we're a few months after Pride, but he did a great job co-hosting…support SAGE…it's not easy being a trailblazer, especially with humility…he didn't even study journalism…we SHOULD start a Westchester Pride parade…go on Emma Bowen foundation…it always comes back to the Abuelos…never underestimate the determination of a first gen kid…no big, deal just the first use of a smartphone for a broadcast news story…love us some What Would You Do…es verdad Boris never gives us compliments…bro, how does he NOT have the Miami accent…just 2 niños buenos chatting… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Bathroom naps are the best…relive or redo your 20s…how can you have an issue with somebody having free time or decorating their home…we should absolutely get the opinion of Hialeahans on beef jerky…'Don't be Trolling, Just Keep Scrolling'…Celia Cruz + Star Wars = winning combo apparently…we do live for those overheard Miami conversations…seriously, henceforth it shall be known as Maybel Ling…RIP Bob Barker…there can only be one round of Dream Jeopardy…anyone else remember Pantry Pride…Last Sodas: Bob Barker & Sling TV's Que Pasa USA channel Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

Sending love and positive thoughts to victims of Hurricane Idalia…of course DJ doesn't like Toxic…que estupidez the white after Labor Day crap…mental health needs to be priority for EVERYONE…if you're going to be an influencer, at least do good like Mr Beast…what is the shelf life of a modern content creator…tu tambien te cuidas Jenny…Mama's Family is pure comfort TV…bring on the Miami kids party places…Ish didn't go to the white elementary school…tremendo car mash up con el Tempo viejo with new parts…yo Burger Beast, can you find McD's birthday cake with sugared characters?…whoever has Piratas memorabilia, please share…ahh, el Tropicaire…would you let your partner sleep with someone else as a dying wish…peak Britney is peak Britney…kudos to Xbox for not putting up with toxic bs…we will legit go to your Halloween party, DJ needs to do his The Weekend costumes…and if anyone has a lead on a SF Giants beanie, DM us…Last Sodas: Edy Suarez (IG: @edysuarez_) & Trelles Cottage (IG: @thetrellescottage) Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

This, THIS is an icon mi genre…Ish totally fanboys…seriously, Oxigeno has ALL the bangers…50 years in the music industry deserves ALL the celebrating…artists like Willy keep our history alive…of course we have to shout out My Big Fat Cuban Family…ok, how great is it hearing the legendary Willy Chirino say our show's name…and he's even helping the next generation, that's how you keep your legacy going…oh and his Beatles album is just awesome…hmm, what would the PLMTY dish be… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

there is a sense of community at these concerts now…oh those resort fees…doesn't drink, gamble or do buffets, pa'que DJ va a Vegas…RIP Lolita…zoos aren't great but they do have a place in conservation efforts…look, nature is ugly, deal with it…still reeling over the notion of founding fathers NOT knowing dinosaurs…DJ knows VERY little about dinosaurs…picture it, dinosaurs in powdered wigs with Cape Cod accents…awww we heart giraffes…Noah should have totally saved the unicorns…Fyre Festival round 2…ok fine we'll cover the dumpster Fyre…Last Sodas: Brasil & Bray Wyatt Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero

Back to school and back to traffic…bring back the TV movies of the week…but we wanna see Zepotha…let's make Tabasco's a reality…mira que el HOV lane is complicated…Shopping lists, portals and passwords, oh my…DJ is going to see Bey…como jodian with the duo tang folders…now and forever, Trapper Keepers…Jansport, with or without leather bottom…Ish would be a benevolent PTA dictator…what's YOUR favorite concert…powdered public school bathroom soap…un poco mas and DJ was on stage with Michael Buble…probiotic gummies are definitely NOT worth going to jail over…Last Sodas: Barber of Athletes & Blue Beetle Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Sometimes it's not about reinventing the wheel, just making it tastier…combining your cultures should be a source of pride…a savory pastelito is a great departure…ok, so he's a trained chef, cue our impostor syndrome…we need to just put in a standing order for all his pastelitos…thank God we live where we can grab his tasty treat any day at any time… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Pastelito Papi: https://pastelitopapi.com

Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you're the boss, you can't be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it's almost like FL education has told the rest of the south ‘hold my beer'…purposely vague is the new thing…talk about rolling down a riverboat in Montgomery…damn pontoon party…Last Sodas: MaFe Walker & Wayne Brady Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Ish understands slow French…el pollo perdido…RIP Lebo, let's please preserve his art in public spaces…& the real estate mafia continues…of course people are leaving Miami, who can afford it…not even one green space on Brickell Key…Cardi B can throw down…viejos y la loteria…RIP Paul Reubens…seriously, is news so ratings starved as to cover a car ride…dear Colombia, thank you for pan de bono…send us Buc-ee's swag…ok, Ish is still confused about the bear in China…don't give up your info for free, but no nude-shaming here either…seriously, Ish has no clue how to launder clothes, much less money…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & O'Shae Sibley Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Miami English isn't the same as Spanglish…yep, took someone from NC to crack this code…more people need to use ‘eat shit'…who decides what is/isn't correct grammar…it's about the influence, not the blending…languages evolve…of course you don't hear your own accent…who put teachers in charge anyway…that damn Academia Real in Spain…how does a word end up in a dictionary…who says Cuban Spanish isn't pretty enough…why don't we have bilingual teaching…even the founding fathers didn't want an official language…it always comes back to Sabado Gigante…we do speak in punctuation, don't we?…at what point do we lose the language…of course Lucy Lopez should be studied… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Barrio Boyz were ahead of their time…Barbie isn't anti-men, it's pro-women…Ish did give Thalia consent…DJ totally created Kate McKinnon…good architecture even for the Dream House…Barbie/Toy Story multiverse…bring back the simple summer blockbuster…long live Aqua…UFOs are absolutely real…more prequels nobody asked for…late life Americana pop culture…which Wonka character are you?…rebranding at the expense of brand value…if you're everything to everyone are you anything…not sponsored by Yeti…Last Sodas: Sinead o'Connor & Nestor Carbonell Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

20 years later, still the Queen of Salsa…Ish really didn't know Angela Carrasco beat Celine Dion…peluqueria rock at its finest..why did so many white women love Julio Iglesias…pretty sure DJ is helping SUITS climb the Netflix chart…at some point isn't cable going to be a better option than streaming…so many cheesy songs made their way into elementary school productions in the 80s…so are we all going to just put personal stuff on front street now…if you pay for the tickets, you get to take a selfie pero don't throw the camera onstage…what early '00 song sounds dated to you…why did we have a day and spelling obsession in song back then…birria tacos shouldn't come out of a can that directly… Last Sodas: Miami Stadium & My Adventures with Superman Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Mad scientist AND Satan, talk about a combo…we love us a novela…when do we get to dance with Chayanne…soap actors are unsung heroes of acting…13 years is a helluva commitment…thanks Books & Books for the spot to record…Jim Carrey inspiring Cubanitas in Miami, who knew…love when we know the same people as guests…novelas aren't the same as soaps…claro, que she was on Sabado Gigante...most of us would probably have croquetas fall out…Days of our Lives really should be sci-fi…can't change the formula that got you here…Miami is all about the palanca…the ultimate app if you can control someone's organs…only a Miami girl would compare her character to a chonga…as they say, you can take the girl outta Miami, but can't take Miami outta the girl… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Toni would bring the Heat…how did we know about Z Cavariccis…Burger Beast, tell us where to get McDs cake…Dollywood heat exhaustion is just different…of course Taylor Swift boosts the economy…does Messi deserve praise before actually doing anything in Miami…either you're having a banner year or bleeding money, can't be both…we stand with WGA/SAG-AFTRA…let's get to Thailand for that ultimate cheese only burger…sure, just build more expensive residences that will sit empty…welcome to Ish's TED Talk about Barbie Movie marketing…is Prime Day an actual deal…Last Sodas: Norman Lear & Gym People Who Don't See Headphones Are On Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

We all have a fave Tetris piece…Wordle may be our quickest topic discussion ever…fine, Russia gave us fun hats…mira como DJ habla French…bring on the Threads…please don't go all Twitter toxic…look at us repurposing Royal Dansk again…bring back MySpace…Ish half naked eating French food? Why not…hey Door Dash guy, tip isn't required…also, we're not tipping you if we did all the work…Pink will totally kick your ass if you try her…finally, the Beyhive has a purpose…remember kids, the 1st amendment works both ways…seriously, for DJ's birthday we need to do a cake-off, how should we got about it…donuts are DJs kryptonite…Last Sodas: Netflix's WHAM documentary & MagicWithThomas on IG Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

This ep's a little different, WE GET INTERVIEWED…tks for having us on Inside South Florida…we love giving a BTS peek…Jason, need to have you on to interview YOU…crank it out like cheap sausage, our fave saying for the ages…glad the precogs found work…man, our journey has been an interesting one…of course want to have the Estefans…we always shout out our boy Burger Beast…join Brock and Ronald on Pero Let Me Tell You… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Happy 4th of July…ahhh Billboard Live…and now we know even Madonna can't beat a fever…The Idol, more like the I-Dull…please don't deface historical monuments or at least don't post it on IG…just so long as you don't lose the house…seriously, what WAS DJ going to do with all those cruise ship items…you always know quien es quien cuando las cosas no suman...sadly, all things being equal isn't the case…if we're doing away with ‘advantages' then let's do away with all of them…who knew 7th heaven was so fantastically bad…sometimes we just need casts of shows to keep up the facade for us…Last Sodas: Wilson Cruz & Pepsi's Colachup Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

The week back from vacay is super depressing…electronics apparently don't like the sun…happy birthday Lincoln…what is it about the Titanic…based on the amount of social media opinions, OceanGate was an appropriate name…media coverage isn't the fault of the victims…the Lusitania…bye-bye Archetypes…said it before, say it again, creating a podcast isn't easy…just because you can say something doesn't mean you have something to say…wow look at us agreeing with Mayor Postalita…you can't cover someone by only talking about someone else…what's your favorite fruit…so many fruits just sound better in Spanish…why don't cubans differ between lime and lemon…Last Sodas: Ted Lasso & Michaela Jae Rodriguez…welcome back, Tristan… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflori

Few world events have happened since our last chat…is there too much news…everything is important, nothing is…305 Day, bringing people together…Boris & Wendy, sitting in a tree…as we say, for Cubans, all roads lead back to communism…generational trauma is the gift that keeps on giving…never confuse a Hialeah boy for a Westchester boy…hmmm, wonder which of our wing flavors would be his favorite… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=2660

Ooops, wrong episode number…just listen to the relaxing sounds behind us…Ish loves him a crop top…summer is officially begun…growing up, beach snacks are essential…DJ is all about easy beach access…time for our annual friend trip, but that's not the norm for us growing up…los tickets estan muy caros...if you can travel to see a performer vs seeing them at home, things aren't normal…down with Ticketmaster…Ace of Base should have been bigger than they were…bring on Aqua…tsk Andrew for the thesis on how you can't ignore Cuban Americans and then wonder why they don't flock to you…love that China is amazed by ‘white people food' so much that it's become a meme for them…mmm compote…Last Sodas: Survivors of Colombian plan crash & Phil Jimenez Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

This is our loopiest ep yet…let's go Heat…maybe Ish could join a chorus…we saw the future of Grimace…Canadians narrating orange juice…can you name other Canadians people forget are Canadian…say it together, Dermot Mulroney…but DON'T say Ibitha…Duggars are so hypocritical they can't even see their own hypocrisy…you have the kids, YOU take care of them…seriously though DJ is on fire today (sorry NYC)…marrying AI has so many questions…Jetsons or Flintstones…did dinosaurs make it to Cuba…Last Sodas: Pueblito Viejo & Sweet Melody ice cream Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

At this point the Arsht is becoming a 2nd home…welcome to the show Lolita, Ariel & Ivan…love hometown talent telling unique stories…seriously, don't they all sound scary?…the chemistry with these 3 was GREAT…ultimately it's all about community building…hey, Ish got to use some SMASH knowledge…8 shows for the price of one is tremendo bargain…seriously, tween girls are terrifying…once again, Vanessa Garcia steps up to the plate…hmmm, maybe we should do a mini series with these 3… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

Let's go Heat…basketball really is a nail biter…sometimes Ish is right about things…did cag make it out of Miami…ufff, nobody could have seen the Jared thing coming…seriously, that doc is beyond disturbing…and here's DJ's ranking of fave subs…pffft PB&J is the best…seriously though, Ish may have a cordon bleu problem…Happy Pride y'all…kudos to Looney Tunes & Nascar for the allyship…veterans absolutely do deserve a month of recognition, and they have it in May…oh Joe Carollo, $60M is ALOT of croquetas…local government should never be ignored…there's LOTS of history about Grimace…sure we're fair-weather fans, but we're there when it counts…Last Sodas: The Real Chico 305 & Harvey Guillen Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com

RIP Tina Turner…seriously, flying Tina at 60 was quite the sight…thanks for the invite Cuba Nostalgia…yeah, the red button is usually important…finally our accent has been studied…the perils of being bilingual…a quinces & a debutante ball are the same, but not…going back to flip phones…let's face it social media is NOT conducive to mental health…the Janet album was a classic then & a classic 30 years later…it's not easy being an ally…if you're offended by a shirt, we can't help you…seriously though, hourly employees aren't there to be abused…look inward and clean your own house before going after someone else's…Last Sodas: Sesame Street & Real World: Miami Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

Leguizamo AND Cribs, of course we had to have him on our show…touring the country to talk to Latinos, this better be a 24 part series…he put his money where his mouth is…NGL definitely has the pulse on what it means to be Latin in 2023 and beyond…say it again, we aren't a monolith…checking a box isn't a fully representative strategy…Raul Julia is the epitome of under appreciated icon…Bodega de Pasion is flipping hilarious…we love us an Emmy AND Tony nominee…Leguizamo should do all of America… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Back from LA and freezing…we really do have a west coast family…same photo shoot, different results…we do love our Paula Abdul…guest hosts are some of the most fun…Colombia, land of Shakira, Juanes & Sofia Vergara…en Barranquilla me quedo…LatAm, same but different as Miami…George Santos would probably use the ACLU drag queen fund…he really doesn't ever get ‘caught' does he…RIP MTv News…Rock the Vote was a total game changer…legit, we will MC your 15s for just some rice pilaf and chicken cordon bleu…let's go Heat…we could totally host a new Sabado Gigante…Last Soda: Colombia, Yum Yum Foodie, Alexis Borges Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

No Oregon Trail here…hmm, what sitcom opener for2024…shout out to Jupiña…we support the WGA…of course she protests at Telemundo…honking the horn = Miami support…why are we in such a rush to replace ourselves with AI…kids of refugees, always on survival mode…ABBA, the original AI performers…flying cars WILL drop out of the sky due to low gas…Wall-e is not a goal…nobody wants to be upstaged on their wedding day…change doesn't come until it hits your pocket…of course Gloria is DJ's fave…Miami petty is a whole other level…Keeping up with the Garcias…let's all get sanders…tripa issues…only sluts get nauseous…Armenians = LA Cubans…shout out to Luis Santeiro…we can be flawed & Latin…love an organic name drop… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero

We'll say it again, love when a hometown boy makes good..no big, just part of the biggest video game in the world..that mo cap suit looks super uncomfortable…ah y BAFTA nominated too…yeah, the children of immigrants know no bounds…VO is just as hard…representation even matters in video games…Bleach, Clorox, all anime should be about cleaning products…hard work pays off…soap acting is boot camp…can take the boy outta Miami, but can't take croquetas outta the boy…if you don't pivot, you go extinct…and now he gets to hit up Comic-Con…yet another New World graduate…oye Miami, take a page from LA and tranquilizate a bit…shout out to our boy at 305 Pride… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

It's almost 4a so here's a list of stuff we talked about: Los Angeles, avocados, 2010s, I love the 90s, CNN, weather, beaches, new Miami area code, the Y names in Cuba, recording shows on tape, 5 & 10, Incredible Universe, Z Cavariccis, Game of Thrones, SNL Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Past guest team up…hmmm, the Lucy Lopez Club…PSA: the Spanglish is in FULL EFFECT on this ep…never be afraid to step out of your comfort zone…apparently Ish needs to hear better…bring on the moonshine…we wanna inspire a character…female majority production = different energy on-set…our stories can be more than just doom & gloom…bring on the anxiety of turning 44…creativity needs to be encouraged in all forms…celebrate the achievements of others, we always do…SUPPORT LOCAL THEATER… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 #GRACED: https://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/2022-2023/theater-up-close/graced/