The Book of Murdoc

Mormons, Amazon, Lawn mowing, life-saving sea lions, gizzard update, Alien invasions, Miami Vice, Fathers day underwear, Kinky sewing machines. Tbh, the fact that any of you are joining a Patreon shocks me. It means the world, and I'm eternally grateful that you are here. Find some healthier hobbies, though. Patreon.com/MURDOCJNordVPN.com/Slice25 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patreon Bits. The other Swedish Chef. You can't deport The Boss. Chucky died. Rainbow Bridges. Where's my helicopter? BoM Squad? Welcome Nord VPN! Kinda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We watch 1996's Great White Hype, Share stories, Figure out who producer Jakob looks like, Hot school teachers, Renting movies from the TV, Fashion friendly clothes for husky fellas, All new patreon in the works!Patreon.com/MurdocJ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Return of the Petey. My Senator friends. Back at it with the sponsor stories. Alternative Mt Dew flavors. RIP Morris the Gator. Date My Age ads, Reality TV stereotypes, Sperm races, Baby T-Rex. Lincoln's high pitch voice. Clemenza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Petey joins! Bummer Popes. .08 Blood of Christ limit. Harmonicas?! High school football stories. Herb Alpert boot knockers. RIP JB. One of the first dudes to treat you like a man. I'll always remember it, homie. Dishpig Buffet. Catholic Adjacent. Punch me into that Conclave. T-Rex fixes for humanity. The first Murdoc at the Movies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Murdoc and Jakob not Jake talk the twins being back in town, Pawn Stars bragging, Slam Frank the musical, Build-a-gun workshop, AAA standoff, All Your Data. Crispy Sips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A big part of playing craps is vibe. You can AI me, but it won't be as funny. A good Vegas run. Younger Me / Older Marty, Val Kilmer, again. The wake of men in the trail of Cher. Jakob not Jake change of heart. Big dog Vulvas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last meals with Francis. Dog cocaine. Powerball Karma. The rare full apology. B-Side Val Kilmers. Vajazaling Updates. Must Watch Val Movies. Strike 1 on the new kid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listening to me talk about WuTang is like listening to a kid on the spectrum talk about trains. 2 Martini Perfect. Early mornings. 23andMe meltdown. WTF Seed Oil. Samsung deaths. TV Gadgets. Rich people grocery shopping. JFC, Hegseth. Bulldog blues. @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back from DC. I'd like a Max W and the 7. Immigrant Jesus'. Iraqi Sitcom Ideas. Nancy Grace. Bum Rats. Burial Plans. Male Strippers. Back to the Future Hypotheticals. @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Middle school shenanigans. Lupe Fiasco. Airplane deals. I'm not saying he's innocent. False positive lesbians. Personal Injury ads going hard in the paint. Amazon bought Bond. Murdoc at the Movies. (with Petey) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hard No Game. The new kid swings for the fences. The show goes on because it's 11:30. Production is a sandwich. Calderas. Vegas stories. SNL 50th. Skijoring fashion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet the new Jakob. Green chilis.Thanks to jennpduckytattoos for Wild Billy Reubens. Thank you Frank Black for meeting the bar. Old gay hangs. Smarf's is a must. Giddy Up Jingle Horse, It's Stock Show time! Warm the broth. Hot or Not was a thing that existed. I can get you kangaroo meat by Tuesday. If the horizon is in the middle... Halftime Shows. Fat and Skinny Drew Carey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Dahmer is (temporarily) leaving. He'll be back, I can call these things. Jay Mohr is back! Adventures in Death Valley! Christmas texts to Austin. 1987 Pops. Jobs I could do in Fallout. Bunker promotions and woes. The 'Airport Beer.' Craps heaters. Shout out to the Happy Burro in Beatty. Florida's internet. Terry Ree stories. Gross AI Milk ads. Best Wishes Hot Dahmer. I didn't realize this is 6 seasons in until after I recorded this. Thanks for sticking around friends) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pre-Holiday - sneak it in on a Friday episode. Know Your Presidents. The Smells. The Morning Show. Farming Simulators and Cocaine. We gotta start listening to Dan. Thot Squad! Landman. Billy Bob movies you should take in. It's ok to not be ok! Eggs. Old Bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Giddy Up, Jingle Horse. Hot Dahmer bought a house. Dance movies I can't remember. Bespoke Pig Kidneys! Bird Flus. The Ortolon. Adorable animals we eat. Future pets. Space Station Spiciness. CEOs getting unalived. Who Died? Sex Worker Towns and the Holidays. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Austin shows us the benefit of incremental growth. Murdoc at the Movies. Weeped at 7. Weeped. That one TV dad died. Mom's Spaghetti no more. False Positive Lesbian music. Cosmetic colon procedures. I'm ready for the aliens but I'm terrified of the Farm Simulator Game. Monkey Updates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surfer John Denver is hanging in for another round. Death Valley review. New Hot Dahmer takes a swing at production. MONKEY UPDATE. The longest nipple hair. Guess Dad's surgery. It's dark at noon. Skunk Town. See ya in December. @murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded post-election, November 2024. Loose Monkeys. Austin didn't do a thing for the cause. Uzbekistan women who talk you into faking your death. GBD. Chimps aren't pets. Learning things about Austin! Nic Cage movies. Austin officially got old. "It's the funniest thing that's ever happened." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So - I've been trying to pass recreational cannabis in SD. SD wasn't interested. Meet Austin, He's the new kid. We recorded a few episodes after the election. Welcome back, nerds. RIP Quincy. Young Phil D doppelganger. Bulldog Hospice. GTA Dancing. Austin learns about Stacked and Packed. Homework. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi dingdongs. Just hold on to your butts and I'll be back. Until then, I'll be showcasing some of our other shows from The Cast @ HomeSlice. This is the latest episode of Dakota Town Hall. Every week, Dakota Town Hall brings on the people who are moving and shaking in South Dakota, gives expert (or almost expert) insight into South Dakota's politics. It's hosted by Jake Shoenbeck in the East, and myself in the West. If you don't live in South Dakota, this is probably a drag. @DakotaTownHall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Houston and Rob from Whiskey @ Work guest in for Dean. Squeaky chairs. Yoga Poses for your hole. RIP Cricket. Hairless Cats part 300. Kent Buckles returns. Sugar Park. The Libster. Gallagher... This is half a best-of-show now that I'm writing the notes. Been making other shows if interested: Dakota Town Hall, Rapid City Business Journal, Meeting with the Mayor, and KBHB News Now. @murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marked safe from being stranded. The 12th WTB. Vegas memories. OJ! Bartenders who look like IronMan. The Who Died swing and a miss of all time. RIP Hickenloopen. Up high fun. Iron Lung Larry and other news from Dean. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Francis had the over. RIP Grandma with the toys in the basement. Good Friday funerals seem a little risky, no? Giraffe chiropractor seems like a gig I can do. Buck stories. Bridge stories. Baseball stories. Cocaine math. If you partied with Diddy you better get with a lawyer. Your kids' art sucks (dot com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We had to wait to record so the medical show could finish their pannus episode. Hot mics. RIP Ole Anderson. Francis vs Grandma. More airport shenanigans. My internet friends from the 90s! Celebrities that share my hairstyle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I missed you guys. Here's a pretty decent episode to prove it. That being said - a rocky start back on the mound. Beans and Cornbread. Dinner and a Movie was badass! Twins are rad. WHOOO Died?! The Calculighter. New Bit - Kent Buckles. Race Relations - Country Music Edition. Bless Up. Discount Dead Bodies. We haven't talked about my funeral plans for a while. Art Teacher money makers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best I can do until I'm healthier. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Showin' Goats! FFA Kids are the best. Punxsutawney Phil money. Respect for Air Bud. Who Died?! Yoga Music. SWAT-ing. The Tumble and Guns crowd. Times where U2 are handy. 630am fried chicken emergencies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stock Show Day 1! Cyrus discussions. The Potato Gun Challenge is Back! The 90's potato gun craze. It's NOT Nitrous. My first scallop. Mom AI. Elvis AI. Fight Movies. Subway. Carlin AI. Dean's treasure hunt. Buy some fruit from Dean's kid: 605.343.6161 @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mr and Mrs Pistachio Pie... Glen Garry Glen O'Brien. RIP Kum and Go. Who Died?! 3.0, Norm was the best. Who needs a body suit? Being quiet for Leslie. Dean whispers the news. Treasure hunting. New Bits - Kangaroo Court. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Me n Dean, in the saddle. Who Died 2.0. What's your pig moving noise? You should get a milly a year if you get wrongfully imprisoned. Paid Catfishing. Curbside Cubans. Bidet King of Rapid City. Cocaine Sharks. First Lady Batman. Have you seen my fuselage? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special episode and a half for the Season Five premiere. Droppin Box. Crimes you can commit and still win the lottery. Ugly babies. In and Out. Mocktailin. Cyber kidnapping bits. Bad year for Mickey. 2023 Leftovers - almost a show with Jake before we did our political show last week: Remember Larry Craig? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Monetizing your pets. People who buy lizards. RIP Enchilada Ron. Cake lyrics from 90's records. Tour riders for my family. I figured out AI. Scarf Neck. America would choose hamburgers over the Declaration of Independence. T-Rex Money is back, baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded in the back room of a medical dispensary with a magician. This is my life. Recorded 12/14/23 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Didn't have to drug the turkey this year. Electric Biscuits. Gay Nutcrackers. Amber learned about the smells. Paradies that don't hold up. Chyyyyyyna needs us fatsos. Panda friends with benefits. Advice to the car salesman. Nood. Menu stealing. I am thankful for all of you. Be nice to your dumber relatives this year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

90's country bangers. The Traveling Wilburys are still the best supergroup. Liberty Land. Sarcophagus aesthetic. The Washer Women. Pheasant hunting. The Def Leppard guy. (Recorded 11-16-23) @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marry Robbins bangers. DRay's first appearance. Big Iron on your Hip. The Moonies. 90's super tours. Rat VR Goggles. Hallmark Movie elephants. DRay ruins Thailand. Stacked and Packed mini update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Killin mice with Leslie, gardening on salvia. Bands before Leslie. Subcategories of punk dancing. Good boy scratches to Canadian drug dogs. Divorce advice. Colonoscopy naps. Dean joins for the news and celebrity deaths. News sounds gone wrong. How to be cool in a bomb threat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back @brandonjonesband. Dad is rigging "good boy" awards. The circus bear pill industry. Dropkick Murphys and Dwight Yoakam. CSI Nebraska. RIP Burt Young. International news and talent shows. Late 90's internet was also disgusting. Your friend's dad's box of "stuff." Will Dean be back? (Recorded 10/18/23) Follow @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Great old radio bits. Fat Bear Week. Sky diving post 100. Bed bugs and old motels. Space junk. Midwest accents. Accidental invites to swinger parties. Things Lithgow was good in. Bronson MO street magic. Being a hypnotist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Waffle Liquor. Eyepatch Time Traveler buddy. Alright already, Blue Zones. Prince in them big ass Pacino heels. Learning how to buy a car. Turkey bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the dove meat, Rusty. Somebody send us some scrapple for Leslie Week. Nostalgic drives through the corn. Wordle accepts 'TITTY.' Dying on the fat bear cams. Jamaican bobsled zen. Dean knows his cartoons. Where in the world is Rock-a-pella and who is bringing back the mullet beads? Dumb old radio shows. The return of Longest Nipple Hair. Follow the show on insta - @murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cute cows vs hairless cats. It wasn't JUST the lobotomy. Dean worked on Dances with Wolves. Jimmy Buffet stories. Shrek money keeps you alive for a while. Grippy Sock Spring Movies - Walter Mitty. The Missouri River canoe dude is alive, I checked after recording. Great Wall Tourism. The rules of The Nuge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kinda taking this week off, everybody's on vacation for the holiday and I've been on the road living off of gin martinis and appetizers. Happy BDay to the Mijos. You're the best. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Black TikTok is the most awesome section of the internet. Boiling buffalo heads. Robot hyenas. Taxidermy for your pets or grandparents. Slow news day. Pullin calves. How to prospect a biker gang. Accidental murders. Prison dentists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back from the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Bizkit fans vs Juggalos. Sturgis Rally musings. Swifty University. Space Rock Money. Gimme a six-pack of kidneys. Let's bring back hemp necklaces. Bong a Thons. 6 seasons of Ooze. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for a hundo. This is the last piece of audio recorded before Leslie got laryngitis. (you're welcome) We're being real cool about aliens. McConnell meme rules. L-Anon. The downsides of being a cult leader. Why Lizzo great till Lizzo gotta be great? Had to call 911 about a train baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SD ball washing as a spectator sport. Sketch Sea World. Big Wheeled Dentists. Being polite to AI. Which animals are the worst to get attacked by? Mega Waspy college admissions. Company Shoot Off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Checking in with our local washer women. Waiting for a Star to Fall. Mini Fat Season. Depression deli ham risotto. Shel Silverstein hot in AZ. Defending the corpse industry. Action figures and baseball cards. Dean's 10 year plan with Rocky movie music. Hair or Penis? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jake from our political podcast Dakota Town Hall joins from East River. Sex Shop Accounting. Hard Lime Stance. Warm Gentleman Summer. Seagull management. Accidental klan gas stations. DVDs hidden in Masonic Temples. Ask Houston if he's still malnourished. Dolphins need a new PR rep. Ghost rules. (Recorded 7/12, took a while to get posted. apologies for the audio kinda) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merica. Radio appearance hell. Red Hot Pannus Summer. White House Coke. Netflix Shopping. Cult shoe deals. Dean's first f-bomb. Cable CGI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.