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Each episode will help you relax, unwind, or fall asleep to the smooth-toned reading of boring and unexciting material. A soothing and sometimes confusing podcast journey. A feast for the ears and mind, or a bitter waste of time - the choice is yours, but don't miss all the fun!

Judd Dowhy


    • Apr 9, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 13m AVG DURATION
    • 121 EPISODES


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    Dummer in The Morning (Dummer, Saskatchewan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 16:16


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Moorhead at Night (Moorhead, Minnesota)

    Play Episode Play 42 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 19:01


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Current Billings (Billings, Montana)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 11:56


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs. Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Annapolis Answers (Bridgetown, Nova Scotia)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 9:00


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs. Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Bennington Beat (Bennington, Vermont)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 12:24


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs. Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Upper East Feast (New York City)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 10:04


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs. Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Crystal City Countdown (Crystal City, Manitoba)

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 11:01


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs. Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Erie Tales (Erie, Pennsylvania)

    Play Episode Play 33 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 13:49


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs. Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Hello Houlton (Houlton, Maine)

    Play Episode Play 55 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 12:28


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs. Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Bruce Mines Midday (Bruce Mines, Ontario)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 8:28


    Just Gonna Read This is a genre-defying comedy podcast that leaves behind all assumptions about what a podcast is supposed to be. It's quirky, bizarre, and weirdly entertaining.Season Eleven: Unexpected Item in The Bagging Area is a 10-episode collection of adverlinguistic nonsense-infused local radio programs.Support Just Gonna Read This for as little as $3/monthJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production. Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite www.justgonnareadthis.comFacebook www.facebook.com/justgonnareadthisInstagram www.instagram.com/justgonnapodcast

    Love Letter to Winnipeg - Preseason 11 Bonus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 6:38


    I say Winnipeg, you say...Choose your words carefully, The Cosmopolitans are watching.Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    BONUS: It's The End of The Year As We Know It (and I've got gas)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 47:38


    It's the end of the year as we know it, and I've got gas! Join us for this 2022 retrospective!Approximately one minute from each of the 43 episodes produced in 2022, including this one, and all in Vectracolour (TM) and chronological order.You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll know immediately why you've never heard of this podcast.Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E10 Christmas Fever - Lucy Maud Montgomery Leaves P.E.I.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 20:01


    It's the Season Ten Christmas Season Finally of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in need of a tune up! Look it up.This season is THE season and THE reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!Pa rum pa pum pum!On Episode 10: Christmas at Red Butte, by mainlander and Olympic Champion Lucy Maud Montgomery.Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E9 Christmas Fever - Michael O'Reilly's Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 6:39


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of laundry. Look it up.This season is THE season and THE reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!This one rides like a dream.On Episode 9: Chapter 9 Christmas Morning from Christmas Holidays at Merryvale by Alice Hale Burnett. Published in 1916.Merry all the reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E8 Christmas Fever - The Weird Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 8:20


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of laundry. Look it up.This season is THE season and THE reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!This one is...weird.On Episode 8: Chapter 20,  Good-Night To The Infant of Prague,  from The Upas Tree: A Christmas Story for all the year by Florence L. Barclay, published in 1912.Merry all the reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E7 Christmas Fever - Christmas Tide is Stronger Than Dirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 12:06


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of laundry. Look it up.This season is THE season and THE reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!Come on come on come on come on now touch me, babe.On Episode 7: A selection from Christmas Tide by Elizabeth Harrison (Co-Principal of The Chicago Kindergarten College), published in 1902.Merry All The Reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E6 Christmas Fever - Holly Hill The Life Coach Falls in Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2022 9:10


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of lubrication. Look it up.This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!Do your kids have an unearned sense of entitlement surrounding Christmas? Mine do, and I'm going to make them listen to this episode!On Episode 6: Christmas at Holly Hill, Chapter 1 from A Captured Santa Claus by Thomas Nelson Page, published in 1902.Merry All The Reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E5 Christmas Fever - Reverie! Reverie, I Tell You!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2022 15:59


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of Hockey Sock Manufacturers. Look it up.This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!On Episode 5: Chapter 4, A Christmas Reverie, from the book, Around The Yule Log, by Willis Boyd Allen, and published in 1898. Merry All The Reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E4 Christmas Fever - The Dickens: What Christmas Is As We Grow Older

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 13:24


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of Gift Cards. Look it up.This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!On Episode 4: King Winter by Anonymous and published in 1859.What Christmas is As We Grow Older, by Charles Dickens.Merry All The Reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E3 Christmas Fever - Billy Boy & The Pagans

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 10:39


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of Isopropyl Alcohol. Look it up.This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!On Episode 3: Christmas, by Elizabeth Gordon. Published in 1924.Merry All The Reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E2 Christmas Fever - Keeping It Real Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 6:23


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of tomato rearing. Look it up.This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!On Episode 2: Keeping Christmas, from the book, The Spirit of Christmas by Henry Van Dyke. Published in 1905.Merry All The Reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S10E1 Christmas Fever - King Winter

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2022 9:35


    It's Season Ten of Just Gonna Read This, the greatest podcast in the history of automotive repair. Look it up.This season is THE season and the reason for this special collection of episodes that we're calling Christmas Fever!On Episode 1: King Winter by Anonymous and published in 1859.Merry All The Reasons!Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S9E10 The Tell Tale Heart of Edgar Allan Poe (Season Finale)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2022 18:00


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 10 (Season FINALE):  The Tell Tale Heart of Edgar Allan PoeJoin us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween  special full of blood, gore, spectres, and a parliament of owls,  we present, in its entirety, The Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe. Published in 1843.It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th.This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Sweet Marie kicked the nuts out of O Henry.Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S9E9 The Headless Horseman

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2022 12:15


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 9:  The Headless HorsemanJoin us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween  special full of blood, gore, spectres, and a parliament of owls,  we present a selection from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving, published in 1820.It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th.This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Sweet Marie kicked the nuts out of O Henry.Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S9E8 Dr. Jekyll is NOT Accepting New Patients

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2022 9:30


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 8:  Dr. Jekyll is NOT Accepting New PatientsJoin us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween  special full of Blood, Gore, Wolves, and complicated family relationships, we present a selection from the final chapter of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. First published on January 5th (Gramma's Birthday!), 1886 (not Gramma's birth year, that was 1916).It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Happy Meal Pail.Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S9E7 The Trans Formation of An Ameri Can Tale

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2022 14:35


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 7:  The Trans Formation of An Ameri Can TaleJoin us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween  special full of Blood, Gore, Wolves, and complicated family relationships, we present Chapter XXVI from Wieland; Or, The Transformation - An American Tale by Charles Brockden Brown and published in 1798.It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Happy Meal Pail.Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    S9E6 Not A Werewolf - Okay Maybe A Werewolf

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2022 17:38


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 6: Not A Werewolf - Okay Maybe A WerewolfJoin us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween  special full of Blood, Gore, Wolves, and Murder, we present a selection from the prologue of Wagner, The Wehr Wolf by George W.M. Reynolds and published in 1857.It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Dos and Don'ts of Halloween Contact Lenses.Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    Gothic Horror: Queen Consort Carmiller The Thriller

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2022 10:28


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 5: Queen Consort Carmiller The ThrillerJoin us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Murder, we present Chapter 15 from Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu, published in 1872.It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Dos and Don'ts of Halloween Contact Lenses.EmailWebsiteJust Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.EmailWebsiteFacebook Instagram

    Gothic Horror: Dorian Gray is an A-Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 10:00


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 4: Sexy Halloween Costume (or, Dorian Gray is an A-Hole)Join us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Murder, we present a selection from Chapter 11 of The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun  Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy not on Friday The 13th, and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies!This DIY Halloween Decor is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Lights, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the Dos and Don'ts of Halloween Contact Lenses.EmailWebsite

    Is Halloween Satanic? (or, Melmoth The Sloth Doth Wander)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 11:56


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 3: Is Halloween Satanic? (or, Melmoth The Sloth Doth Wander)Join us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and a Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, we present a selection from Chapter 1 of Melmoth The Wanderer by Charles Robert Marturin.It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun  Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Haunted Mansion!2 of 2 new episodes because it's Jaime's Birthday AND our Anniversary! Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary, Jaime!EmailWebsite

    Halloween Makeup Tutorial (or, Frank N. Stein: Attorney At Lore)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 20:40


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 2: Halloween Makeup Tutorial (or, Frank N. Stein: Attorney At Lore)Join us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Sanderson Sisters, we dive into Chapter 11 of Frankenstein; Or, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley. It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun  Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Hocus Pocus 2!1 of 2 new episodes because it's Jaime's Birthday AND our Anniversary! Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary, Jaime!EmailWebsite

    Razor Blade in Candy (or, Dr. Acula is Accepting New Patients

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2022 8:01


    Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingEpisode 1: Razor Blade in Candy (or, Dr. Acula is Accepting New Patients)Join us for the scariest and most Thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Makeup Tutorial of 2022! On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Freddy Krueger,  we dive into a selection from Chapter 3 of Dracula by Bram Stoker. It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How to Toilet Paper a House or how to write a classic Gothic Horror Novel! (seriously, you won't).This Wednesday Addams Costume is Unique Halloween Treats filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Laurie Strode The Lost Boys Exorcist Halloween Party Games!EmailWebsite

    Season 9 Trailer: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 1:00


    All through October 2022 it's Just Gonna Read This Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword StackingJoin us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Sanderson Sisters, we dive into Chapter 11 of Frankenstein; Or, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley.It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun  Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Hocus Pocus 2!

    The Life of Michael (Mike, Mikey, Mickey) Nostradamus (or, Don't Play Down By The River)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2022 14:22


    The grande finally of Season 8 is about the great seer of the future, Michael (Mike, Mikey, Mickey) Nostradamus, but even HE didn't see this coming!Catch 'em all by subscribing to Just Gonna Read This on your favourite podcast listening platform! You can also visit www.justgonnareadthis.com. Email is welcome and appreciated at justgonnareadthis@gmail.com.A river in France.A river not in France.A famous river in the middle of North America.

    Studies In The Psychic Science of Profane Paint (or Gifted, Not Gifted)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 11:13


    Just Gonna Read This is here to put you to sleep. We at the Institute have no doubt, it will be the weirdest thing to ever put you to sleep. It's all for your health and done without drugs.  Your peace of mind, your overall wellness, and your mental health will all be satisfied. Engage in a little self-care, and listen to Just Gonna Read This.Season 8 Episode 9 employs a device I've used in past episodes like the Season 2 finale The Gettysburg: A Dress and the second episode of Season Six, Speculative Philosophy and Bird Neighbours. It's a mixmashup of bits from Studies In The Out-Lying Fields of Psychic Science by Hudson Tuttle (1889) and The Profanity of Paint by William Kiddier (1916).You are getting very sleepy.EmailWebsite

    Any Stick Will Do To Beat A Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 6:50


    Just Gonna Read This is here to put you to sleep. We at the Institute have no doubt, it will be the weirdest thing to ever put you to sleep. It's all for your health and without drugs.  Your peace of mind, your overall wellness, and your mental health will all be satisfied. Engage in a little self-care, and listen to Just Gonna Read This.Season 8 Episode 8: Any Stick Will Do To Beat A Dog is not about abusing animals. I can't stress that enough. However, it WILL bore you, drowse you (drowse?), and weird you out. Afterward, the sweet dreams of deep slumber and muscle forgiveness will wash over you like like an MRI.

    Green Eggs & Ham & OJ's Guilty

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2022 6:28


    Just Gonna Read This is here to put you to sleep. We at the Institute have no doubt, it will be the weirdest thing to ever put you to sleep. It's all for your health and without drugs.  Your peace of mind, your overall wellness, and your mental health will all be satisfied. Engage in a little self-care, and listen to Just Gonna Read This.Season 8 Episode 7 is called Green Eggs & Ham & OJ's Guilty. With apologies to Norm MacDonald, this one will bring on the slumber.

    Golden Spray Pasteurized Loaf Cheese (or, An Account of The Case of a Boy Troubled With Convulsive Fits Cured By The Discharge of Worms)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2022 8:46


    This episode is for Matt.We open on a Civil War battlefield, a lone Union soldier slowly making his way across the field, dragging his broken leg behind him. The year...1991.This episode description is a non sequitur.Captain Kangaroo came to me in a dream when I was about 4 years old. True story.Also, this kid from the mid 1700s had serious, and I mean SERIOUS worms.Email justgonnareadthis@gmail.comWebsite

    The Dick Got Himself In a Pickle (Oh, That Dick!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 10:08


    from Wikipedia:Some Notable DicksDick Assman (1934–2016), Canadian gas station workerDick Gregory (1932–2017), American civil rights activist and comedianDick Lee (disambiguation), multipleDick Wolf American television producerDick Graves (1912-1990), American casino ownerDick Smith (entrepreneur), Australian businessmanDick Teague (1923–1991), American industrial designerDick Turpin (1705–1739), English highwayman executed for horse theftDick Cavett (born 1936), American television talk show hostDick Clark (1929–2012), American radio and television personalityDick Contino (1930–2017), American accordionistDick Couch, American writerDick Dale (1937—2019), American musician known as "King of the Surf Guitar"Dick Jensen (1942—2006), Musical performerDick King-Smith (1922-2011), English authorRichard McCourt (born 1976), TV presenter and comedian known for Dick and DomSome Fictional DicksDick and Jane, main characters in a children's reading book seriesDick Grayson, the name of Robin and other superheroes in the DC UniverseDick Harper, one of the title characters in a 1977 film Fun with Dick and Jane that was remade in 2005Dick Loudon, the main character in the TV show NewhartDick Solomon, the High Commander of the alien visitors in 3rd Rock from the SunDick Tracy, comic strip referencing another usage of dick as slang for detectiveDick Whitman, the birth name of Donald Draper, the main character in Mad MenEmailWebsite

    Bondage (or, The Sexy Librarian)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 8:02


    Bondage - It's a topic not often associated with elementary school, and rightfully so. However, bondage is of great concern to the sexy librarian who, if employed, may be found in an elementary school library. The (sexy) Librarian has been known, on occasion, to whip out...ahem, pull out...ahem...use that sticky wide green tape to repair the binding on a well-worn copy of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. This episode is dedicated to books that are, like most of us, slowly falling apart.EmailWebsite

    The Magician's Alliance Can Go Screw Itself

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 7:07


    I'm giving up the secrets of magic! Tell Rollo he can kiss my love seat!EmailWebsite

    The Danger and Immodesty of Male Midwives

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 5:44


    The second episode of Season Eight takes us all the way back to 1772. I know I don't have to tell you, but things were DIFFERENT in the 18th century. Like, SO different.  They didn't even have smart phones!EmailWebsite

    Acroamatic Salutations and Consumption

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2022 4:08


    Season Eight kicks off with a page right outta  an 1816 medical book: An Inaugural Dissertation on Pulmonary Consumption by Edward Delafield, A.B.EmailWebsite

    BONUS: Guaranteed Weight Loss

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 14:32


    Behold! Another BONUS episode of the best worst podcast in the world - Just Gonna Read This.Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.EmailWebsite

    The New England Butt Company (or, A Chair For Everyone!)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 12:12


    This is Episode 10, the final episode of Season 7, and I'm Just Gonna Read from Fatigue Study: The Elimination of Humanity's Greatest Unnecessary Waste, By Frank B. Gilbreth, Member of The American Society of Mechanical Engineers, and Lillian M. Gilbreth, Ph.D. Published by Sturgis & Walkton Company, New York, 1916 - a time when chairs in the work place were, apparently, a lot less common.Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.EmailWebsite

    A Controversial Opinion (or The Shortest Podcast in The World)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 1:23


    The best least popular podcast in the world brings you the shortest podcast episode in the world, and a highly controversial opinion that will make that guy who paid way too much for Twitter look like Mr. Rogers.Hey! Look at this!Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.EmailWebsite

    Murder Cases: My Neighbour

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 12:09


    There may have been a murder next door. I don't know. Maybe. But if there WAS, then this episode would help me figure out who the murderer is (but honestly, it was my neighbour).Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.EmailWebsite

    The Origin of The Easter Bunny

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 7:43


    Every super villain has an origin story. This is The Easter Bunny's.Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.EmailWebsiteThe Easter Bunny portrait was drawn by Nik.

    Computers On The Farm Too: Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2022 18:48


    Computers have become ubiquitous in the classroom, in the kitchen, in the bedroom (natch), and on the farm. But it wasn't always this way. Take a trip back to a time when the idea of computers in the field was a bizarre concept.Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.EmailWebsite

    Poetry I Don't Understand (or, Fruits of Pernicious Bounty)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 10:30


    Poetry I Don't Understand, and a little German. His name is Klaus. He is very short. Sponsored by hockey sticks made of wood from Northern Minnesota. But not really.Why do I bother? Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.EmailWebsite

    Alternate Sentences For The Same Crime (in Nine Hundred Ninety Nine Words)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 11:48


    With Special Guest Star10 Year Old Tennis Phenom Virginia Long!I hear jazz, and I am given a vision of cathedrals and temples collapsing and, silhouetted against the setting sun, a solitary figure, a lost soul, dancing grotesquely on the ruins.... thus do I see the jazz singer.EmailWebsite

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