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Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë chapter 24, narrated by Isaac BirchallSubscribe on YT or Join the Book Club on Patreon and support me as an independent creator :Dhttps://ko-fi.com/theessentialreadshttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOFfvo05ElM96CmfsGsu3g/joinSUMMARY: After Nelly recovers, she notices Cathy's strange behaviour and soon discovers that she has been riding to the Heights after she and Mr Linton were in bed. Cathy confesses to Nelly that she has been to the heights and she tells of an instance where Hareton proved to her that he could read the name carved in stone above the door. When Cathy asked him if he could read the date after it, Hareton replied that he didn't yet know his letters, and she scalded him for it. Cathy called him a Dunce and the went inside to join Linton. Soon after seeing him, Hareton burst through the door in a rage and bullies Linton into going upstairs. Afterwards, he apologised to Cathy for his behaviour, but she ignored him and went home, angry. When she returned to the Heights a few days later, Linton blamed her for the transgression. She leaves, and comes back a few days later to tell him that she won't be coming back. Linton begs for her forgiveness. After Cathy hears the story, she goes to Edgar and tells him what his daughter has done. Edgar immediately forbids his daughter from visiting Linton again, but he does write to him, and says that he can come and visit the Grange. SEO Stuff that I don't want to do lol...Welcome to this narration of Emily Bronte's masterpiece, bringing you another chapter of this compelling gothic books classic. In this literary fiction reading, we explore the depths of Victorian literature as the story continues to unfold through Nelly's memories. Join me for this wuthering heights novel audiobook as we delve into themes of conscience, duty and solitude. Victorian Literature, Gothic Audiobook, Classic Literature

Three big stories need your focus: a shocking leak at the DOJ, another judicial attack from the Senate, and a continued assault on the right to protest. Not great!Pete Hegseth – a Dunce-via The Atlantic and TwitterMAGA v The Constitution-via The HillMahmoud Khalil and Yunseo Chung-via NY Times and AP NewsTake the pledge to be a voter at raisingvoters.org/beavoterdecember. - on AmazonSubscribe to the Substack: kimmoffat.substack.comA full transcript (with links) is available at kimmoffat.com/hwh-transcriptsAs always, you can find me on Instagram/Twitter @kimmoffat and TikTok @kimmoffatishere

Chris slams the Department of Education as a failure—Harvard needs remedial math, MIT says kids are unprepared, and college costs soared from $8K (1979) to $26K+ today (inflation-adjusted). Trump's cut is overdue! www.watchdogonwallstreet.com

Sienna finally breaks the news to Shep that she's just not that into him on Southern Charm. Plus, Austen and Craig finally bury the hatchet… at least until the next fight. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

0:00 Intro1:33 Is it more profitable to be a "Specialist" or "Generalist" in sports betting?42:16 iGaming legal blows a bad thing for sports betting?53:51 How can sports betting skills transfer to other ventures / life?1:04:55 Should you bonus churn with a $200k bankroll?1:14:50 When should you take your bankroll and invest it elsewhere?1:32:26 Does 1-click bet burn your accounts?1:44:25 How do you win at betting if you are a "dunce"?Welcome to The Risk Takers Podcast, hosted by professional sports bettor John Shilling (GoldenPants13) and SportsProjections. This podcast is the best betting education available - PERIOD. And it's free - please share and subscribe if you like it.My website: https://www.goldenpants.com/ Follow SportsProjections on Twitter: https://x.com/Sports__ProjWant to work with my betting group?: john@goldenpants.comWant 100s of +EV picks a day?: https://www.goldenpants.com/gp-picks

What is the note you are being called to add to the great universal orchestra? Today Richard helps us unpack Chapter 12 of Eager to Love, "John Duns Scotus: Anything but a Dunce". Mike and Paul are then joined by Sr Mary Beth Ingham, who shares her journey of understanding Scotus. Ingham addresses the title of her book Scotus for Dunces: An Introduction to the Subtle Doctor, explaining its playful yet meaningful approach to making Scotus's complex ideas accessible. The three discuss the importance of individuality within the context of community, the Univocity of being as a bridge between human experience and divine understanding, and the significance of recognizing the dignity of each person's experience. The conversation culminates in a reflection on the mysticism of Scotus and why his teachings matter for us today. Sr. Mary Beth Ingham, CSJ currently serves as Congregational Leader of the Sisters of St. Joseph of Orange, California. Mary Beth is Professor Emerita, LMU Philosophy Dept and formerly Professor of Philosophical Theology at the Franciscan School of Theology. She holds a doctorate in Medieval Philosophy from the University of Fribourg, Switzerland and has published widely on the thought of Franciscan Master Blessed John Duns Scotus. Her monographs include Scotus for Dunces: An Introduction to the Subtle Doctor (2003), Rejoicing in the Works of the Lord: Beauty in the Franciscan Tradition (2009), The Harmony of Goodness: Mutuality and Moral Living in John Duns Scotus (2012), and Understanding John Duns Scotus: Of Realty the Rarest-Veined Unraveller (2017). In her research, she argues that the spirituality of beauty, the via pulchritudinis, is at the heart of the Franciscan intellectual tradition.  Hosted by CAC Staff: Paul Swanson, and Drew Jackson Resources: Grab a copy of Eager to Love here. The transcript for this episode can be found here. Learn more about Sr Mary Beth Ingham's books, here.

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Fortunately, when car trouble arises there are among us many who can avert automotive disaster by dint of their knowledge and decisive action. But what about those rare occasions when it isn't in your interest to fix something? Meet 'Mickey the Dunce' on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.Get access to hundreds of episodes in the Car Talk archive when you sign up for Car Talk+ at plus.npr.org/cartalkLearn more about sponsor message choices: podcastchoices.com/adchoicesNPR Privacy Policy

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This episode of Delicious City is fueled by whiskey with notes of crabs, canine and corpses… sounds wild, we know, and the stories behind each of those whiskeys are just as intoxicating as the spirits themselves. Steven Grasse is today's guest, and his agency Quaker City Mercantile has created brands like Hendrick's Gin and Sailor Jerry. Now, there's a few new beverages in the works, which we get to taste in the studio - and he brought some extra for you, DC fam, to potentially win!  (00:00) A cucumber a day keeps the doctor away! (05:07) Steven Grasse of Art in the Age is here, and he tells us about his past projects, one of which was so impressive that the Gallagher Brothers of Oasis called him up (07:10) The genesis of Sailor Jerry Rum and Hendrick's Gin and the subsequent success of those brands (12:12) Steven shows the gang his latest creations, including Smoked Trout Brandy and Green Crab Whiskey - plus, how the latter helped to control and invasive green crab population (23:52) The stories behind a trio of spirits: Siege of Wolves, Graverobber, and Dunce (37:33) In It to Win It: Art in the Age is giving us these wicked cool bottles of whiskey to give to YOU! Steve gives us a very cheeky keyword - DM it to @deliciouscitypodcast on Instagram for a chance to win (41:57) Best Bites: The Philly chef who can make durian (notorious for its awful smell) taste absolutely phenomenal. Plus: Eli's suburban find, and a late night dessert special (54:12) Events and Pop-Ups: We're announcing the nominees for The Tasties this week; get your VIP tickets before they're gone! And Friendsgiving dinners to take cooking off your plate later this month  And of course, we could not do this without our amazing partners who are as passionate about food and drink as we are: For the most tasty, healthy, and satisfying salads and noodle dishes in Philly, click here to order Honeygrow If your restaurant or company wants to be in the headlines for all the right reasons, click here to discover how Peter Breslow Consulting and PR can take your business to the next level Social media and digital content are two of the most important things you can create for your brand. Check out Breakdown Media, a one stop shop for all of your marketing needs.

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In this episode:Student Loans-via CBS NewsArkansas Ballots-via AP NewsFlorida!!!-via ABC NewsElection 2024-via NBC News (Exonerated Five), ABC News (FEMA), Washington Post (North Carolina), CNN (McDonalds), and NPR (overseas voting)Sign up for Democracy Everyday at democracyeveryday.comRegister to vote, or check your registration at wearevoters.turbovote.orgTake the pledge to be a voter at raisingvoters.org/beavoterdecember. - on AmazonSubscribe to the Substack: kimmoffat.substack.comA full transcript (with links) is available at kimmoffat.com/hwh-transcriptsAs always, you can find me on Instagram/Twitter @kimmoffat and TikTok @kimmoffatishere

Which one of us is the Dunce of the Week earning a shot? Plus a great talk about Crossfit and a whole bunch more fun.Stuff We Mentioned:Wild video shows woman steal Porsche, run over owner in drivewayMan accused of stealing patrol vehicle, leading police on multi-county high-speed chaseGym junkie's arms ‘explode' while doing pull-ups for Crossfit challenge: ‘This was a wake-up call'12 Tufts University Lacrosse Players Diagnosed with Life-Threatening Muscle Disorder After WorkoutDo You Still Have Issues with Your Left and Right? Lots of Adults DoOne of America's most iconic retail chains, Kmart, set to close last full-size store in USAmazon announced dates for its October Prime Day sale — here's what to knowIs Amazon Banning Delivery Drivers from Singing Along to the Radio?A Man Stabbed Another Man in an Argument Over PB&JATM fees reach 26-year high while overdraft fees inch back upFollow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams > Check out King Scott's band @FreeThe2SG and Check out Moon's bands GREEK FIRE @GreekFire GOLDFINGER @GoldfingerMusic THE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS @TheTeenageDbags and Lern's band @LaneNarrows http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Which one of us is the Dunce of the Week earning a shot? Plus a great talk about Crossfit and a whole bunch more fun. Stuff We Mentioned: Wild video shows woman steal Porsche, run over owner in driveway Man accused of stealing patrol vehicle, leading police on multi-county high-speed chase Gym junkie's arms ‘explode' while doing pull-ups for Crossfit challenge: ‘This was a wake-up call' 12 Tufts University Lacrosse Players Diagnosed with Life-Threatening Muscle Disorder After Workout Do You Still Have Issues with Your Left and Right? Lots of Adults Do One of America's most iconic retail chains, Kmart, set to close last full-size store in US Amazon announced dates for its October Prime Day sale — here's what to know Is Amazon Banning Delivery Drivers from Singing Along to the Radio? A Man Stabbed Another Man in an Argument Over PB&J ATM fees reach 26-year high while overdraft fees inch back up Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams > Check out King Scott's band @FreeThe2SG and Check out Moon's bands GREEK FIRE @GreekFire GOLDFINGER @GoldfingerMusic THE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS @TheTeenageDbags and Lern's band @LaneNarrows http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Mitchell Frederick ft. Krypto n' Marz - New Committee Yo, all these legends canceled, clout's gone and dismantled, So-called brethren lost, now the new school stands tall. Crowns in their sights, legends fading out of sight, Dunce hat's on strong, court cases got ‘em all wrong. Fame's slipping away, in this sad woman's game, 2024 flip, respect's turned to shame. Game's lost its edge, dance moves got the groove, Heel game's too strong, Louboutins on the move. War seems over, but Mitchell's on the rise, East Coast crew's here, no more disguise. From Long Island to Brooklyn, we're taking the crown, Making cheddar, no one does it better, holding it down. It's the Litty Titty Clitty Committee in the zone, New white 50, silver dollar, we own. Ashkenazi, Russian, Ukrainian, American Jew, Bringing heat to the streets, yeah, we breaking through. From the Bronx to the Bay, putting haters in their place, Cheddar's stacking high, can't keep up with the pace. No more songs, rest in peace to the old game, We're here to claim the fame, and we're changing the name. War seems over, but Mitchell's on the rise, East Coast crew's here, no more disguise. From Long Island to Brooklyn, we're taking the crown, Making cheddar, no one does it better, holding it down. Silver dollars stackin', never lackin', always crackin', Game's got a new king, and he's back in action. Lost legends fading, but we keep innovatin', No more rest in peace, it's a new generation. War seems over, but Mitchell's on the rise, East Coast crew's here, no more disguise. From Long Island to Brooklyn, we're taking the crown, Making cheddar, no one does it better, holding it down. Silver dollar holla, keeping strong in the mix, Mitchell Frederick's the name, turning up the kicks. Rest in peace to the old, welcome to the new, We're rocking with the best, making history true.

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I go to the vault to hear a vintage interview I did with Wolverine himself, Hugh Jackman. We don't talk superheroes, instead, the actor gets personal, talking about the projects that worked, the ones that didn't and what drives him. “When I started acting I was the dunce of the class,” he says.

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On today's episode of The Mid Show, White Sox Dave pays up on his dunce cap bet on losing his 1v1 defensive basketball challenge with Jack McCarthy. We are later joined by Bears rookie defensive lineman Austin Booker. He shares with us his experience in mini camp, what he does with his off time and signed off with an F you to Green Bay. We also get into the incompetence of the Chicago Blackhawks and how poor baseball has been in Chicago this season.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/redlineradio

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I been telepathically programming bitches To mimick this addictive obsession with [Expletive] If anything just to hop up on his dicks in Get his attention And end his Ahem Apparently awful//awesome marriage edits in multidimensions, for the unmentionable shit that might just hit too close to home, for some What Be a parent to your son, They said I said, Hey, man I'm just a dear old dad with bad habits It's a trap, you know! You can't trust us bitches I took pictures of this bitches ass To put on top of the dead presidents Hell yes, I said Get dressed man, It isn't hygienic, All that shit we just did, Remember? I live in a trash can! (It's a dumpster but) [IT's actually really nice in here, what the fuck] Damn, alright what is that Idk #RIPJImmyFallon I was fasting like a maniac when that hashtag happened You just can't come back from that, You just can't ever Get back to the dad joke The man told. That pulled you out of that last fast, Like I did From that man whole! FLAGPOLE FLAGPOLE —what? OHFD. *OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. -The Rock And The Kite As told by Who's that guy Uh. TESTPILOT. I need some sages And stages And sages in this bitch! I need some Pages and Playlists and Paiges in this bitch It just goes On an on for days, This just gets crazy in this bitch Can't say Expletives because peacock is paying for this bitch! Nevermind, Lets just do Netflix? Pass. Amazon Prime? This costs too much for us I'll do this : every dime I own, Will go straight up your but I Is that an innuendo for ‘anal.plug' No, don't be gross! But I'm supposed to be gross (Going back and forth with Alec Baldwin) You win. Win WHAT You're the best. All your brothers are the off-awkward versions of you. *YES*. 30+ Rock ID please. Here you go. Sorry. No go. What do you mean. We're 21. I'm actually 23, but. No can do. This lounge is 30 Plus 30 PLUS? WHATTHEPLUG. Yup. Sorry kiddos. I'mfilthyDRUNK. I'm an ADULT. Pfft. That's what you think. Are you serious!? Serious as a heart attack; which, I'm at higher risk of actually having, Because I'm allowed in here. So Consider yourself lucky! PSH! I could have a heart attack if I want to! PSHH. PSHHHHHHHH. Hold your liquor, punk! I'll hold you—all night long!I —see you in like a decade! PSSSHSHUTUP. Shh. C'mon, lets go. Apparently, though According to some voice inside, He's miserable I call it insertinct* Or psychic inclinations, But perhaps that just my Hormonal fluctuations And high hopes to open up a portal And jump into some Seriously self deprecating behavior, Or some other alien shit Who the fuck can say, anyway You can't say any of these things publicly -1And actually expect to get away with them. You're just an asshole, That's a whole ass scandal waiting to happen I'll just light a candle and pray about it “God will work it out,” I said I'll just keep working out Avoiding bread, and figure out how to get out of debt Maybe crowdfunding? Somebody wake him up, yet? Nope, nothin. Mm. Poptarts. That's why I called it “The Allegory of [Redacted]” after all He's practically infinite except for That part And-1 That's that nigga! Are you sure. Fuck yeah, JIMMY FALLOn(s) Fuck you, dude. SUNNI BLU (shrugging) Whatever. All they played was Fallon in the pen, bro. Really? YeahYeah. And Sesame Street. And he even on THAT mo'fucker. Aight.Aight. you want ‘em. I got ‘em. Straight shot? Straight and clean. Aight, then. Well, alright then. [JIMMY FALLON is shot in a driveby.] “First Person Shooter” First person shooter is a live action open world game where. {BLAT} OH NO. AHAHA. Wait. The guns are REAL? The whole world's in slow motion. Nobody's supposed to know this kind of stuff, you know— Nobody's supposed to go there –I hope she doesn't post or publish this anywhere. Sure, that's what they all say, But hey, you could never love me anyway I'm on my way up I'm on my way up to Heaven Fuck this It's just this shit Over and over again All for the sake of the artform, All of up in arms, No comfort non conformist, With no money and no hopes left, Just a bunch of Too much, conscious And time on her hands Shes got One hand on the gun Underworld The other on the Trigger Which means Each hand has a gun in it Gun in it Gun in it EXT. MEXICO. DAY [Crying inconsolably in a hammock] COSMIC AVENGER (as a bird) I WILL AVENGE THIS!!!!! Man, I miss that bird, I wonder if he ever sings “I miss that girl” Gosh, he followed me everywhere I loved to hear him there, Even when I moved, He found me Must have been God in that bird Must have been God on that mountain talking some shit about Jimmy Fallon –That was a long fast. (The fucking longest) My veins, they ached At least a week, I think Some haloed being, Urging me to urgently just spill the blood for sweet relief, Wavering, I needed something Soothing, pleading Leaning in my weakness Back and forth , And that was when The fascination displayed With affection the affliction of infliction and in reflection of James turned Patrick Her turned to the successor He returned up to the surface The servitor became the alter After all and only in ever after The Procter, A doctor astonished him In neverland, somewhere beyond Asension Where the story starts and ends, Here. Oh man. This Jimmy Fallon dude is gonna fucking hate me Who is that again? I don't fucking know, honestly. Hello, John. Woah. Don't open this box. Okay. woah , this just came in crystal clear.. [A young and disheveld looking, tired young man turns on the television; Some sort of special, hosted by a popular commedienne and actress sparks his interest almost magnetically, and even seems to call to him.] Why, Hello, Jim. I'm–I'm Jim. Well, you're James. I am James! For now, actually. Well, forever, actually… Wtf is this. This is a parallel dimension, I guess, where everything that happened to me, just happens to this guy, and I'm— wait , who are you then. I'm glad you're watching this. Wait, who are you? I'm you! I–doubt that. Don't. Huh! Fuck, that's when I started wondering about– HEY. What the fuck, man. Did we ever figure out Jimmy Fallon's Skrillex? Not…yet, but… No. No. no. NO. It's not like i've tried to. You see, As they say This Fallon Is the front man for a larger operation at hand Hold onto your hat kids, Here comes the axe, Have your heads ready To get disconnected at the neck, Cause this shit gets NECK- BREAK. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Crazy. No political affiliations, ever! Your inattention to the deficit, the prerequisite Inquizitive kid, this one A wizard at this, that He waxes and waxes off, Smokes with his left hand And slaps the shit out of that oncoming diaster with his right SLAP. AaaaaaaYY. That's for–the bike incident. Okay. alright, Fallon. You win. That's fucking right, and I'm gonna keep winning. Now get your shit together. Oh. And stop calling me Fallon; My name's Patrick. What is WRONG with him (I'm doing this method) I don't think this dude is eligible to play this character at all, but i'll just dedicate it to him— He is devistatingly attractive, and apparently super-professional so, Of course They had to hire him for SNL, but also…. THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS, DOES IT? NOPE. MORE CORNBREAD? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAA YES PLEASE. his punctuality is perfect; His punchlines, astounding In actuality, he's kind of an asshole Abandoned Catholosism for entertainment It's just engrained in him to be deranged, Rearranged his images for campaigns against hatred Hey, lets save this for another lesson, Okay, kids? The worst part is I think i'm a genius The other worst part is, Nobody can read this The other worst part Is the worst part of all I got words But no money to dream with It's just sequences of sequence Beyoncé dancing with coffee The plot thins and gets thick again Cause my budget alternates between ketogenics and cost-effective carb days My neighborhood's getting worse It's covered in trash and littered with ignorant [explitive] Motorists interrupting arcadian rhythms And all i want is some dick And fried chicken I'm so tired of this The American Nightmare Could be a dream, but then i'd be Up there On stage A fast forward I been up for four days Hard working as ever In a hard hat, I'm so blazed And these days Tina Fey just says “Hey” every now and again Cause i've been obsessed With her success/or It fuckin sucks, man It came on suddenly What if i told you I've been attached to this project since the beginning When's the beginning? Uhhh, i'd say, :”get out of my head, Jimmy Fallon, you're an imaginary Psycho fucking fart created as a result of my brain collapsing after imminent death from a successful suicide?” Is that a question? It had a question mark on it for inflection. Well, inflect this: you're right. I fucking–hate you. Okay! I'm assuming you also hate yourself, And you're also Skrillex. Okay, you're only correct, because that's entirely accurate, And also, you're Jesse Eiseinberg. Okay. OKay. OKAY? OKAY. Fuck, I hate you. I fucking hate you. MEANWHILE, Everyone's Grammy Awards begin projecting strange messages to its recipients. What the fuck, dog. The more of them you have… [ L E G E N D S ] What if Kurt Cobain Kept you up at night, screaming “Let me out” But you don't know how So you turn on the tube, Just, Kind of confused Just to do what you do The truth, it alludes you Don't even know who this dude is, But he's cute Don't need this stupid music Would you just Shut up Let me shoot up some drugs Stuff some straws up my nose, Because I am the Walrus Fuck! If i run out of smoke I can choke on some dramamine, I think i found the first mouse After that kid Left my house in a stretcher Left my house in a stretcher! So what happens after OWSLA shapeshifts into Jimmy Fallon And makes him the master of ceremonies In the tragic conflict of interest— Which happens to be The Festival Project Cause nobody wants to understand or polish this Abolishment of slavery? “Amen” She keeps praying “Amen” He keeps playing his game Okay, kids This hatred that's been described as “mental illness” Up until (When?) —Is actually just poverty and inequality Building up in all of us It's just distrust and lust buddy, Get out of the spin for a minute But if I did, I wouldn't finish it However What's an end to Infinite? —Nothin. WAYWAYEXT. NOTHING. NEVER. Pass the butter. Pass the WHAT What is “butter” What is WHAT? SHUT UP. Shut Up WHAT? I don't exist, remember? Stuck in your head You're stuck in my head Shut the fuck up then You're mumbling again Quit doing drugs, then Who do you love What is love Shut the fuck, up Bitch Butter What Shut WHAT UP FUCKYOU THEN *nothing* Nothing but an 8 millimeter penis, A fishing pole, half a sandwhich And some actor, I don't care who it is As long as Nothing and no one makes sense For at least A century after this The algorithm is getting different I should spin it to a record Or let one of these other niggas spit it Cause i'm frazzled as fuck and just can't handle the madness, man I got another hat to slap you with It says DUNCE on it What? No it doe— *hat slap * Don't be so fucking gullible, Asshole. Give that one to Marshall Mathers I imagined it was narrated by actors Rappers, and other masters of the craft Cause by the time I finish it I'll be dead as Fallon is I should gather up the lawers I'mma need For this class action ACTION! Wait, you mean, we're actually doing this series?? YES. Oh— FUCK. What. Everything is YES. YES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPLLLES JERRY? No, it's JASON SUDAKIS. [FALLON being FALLON] Hey look! It's– IT'S JASON SUDAKIS! Everybody! JASON SUDAKIS SHOVE IT, FALLON. I read your wiki. FALLON …did you LAUGH? JASON SUDAKUS FUCK NO. IT WAS TRAGIC. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LIFE? FALLON (Shrugs) I don't know yet, actually… I don't know how to describe how, This guy now, Is just the Overseer of everything under us, Like a cameo appearance, but— …Why is he just up there like that? Cause whatever the fuck Kesha said At the beginning of this 7 year curse Fucked up all space and time and… [Thank You] He parks the hearse with the coffin in it, he can't stop coughing And now it's public knowledge The curse was reversed With the censorship of the cursewords, The flow of the work of art known as The Festival Project Shit gets touchy, though, Nobody ever touched me With anymore Than their superstardom and own art projects I do it for the art, And just Know nobody can love me and trust me After all I've come up from And through But dude, I should just— Yo, Mr Protagonist I got a few words for you I been on my knees at the pews Confused as fuck as why God chose us To do this dumb show, Just show up , And stop smoking Switch the flow up a little, Try not to throw up, though When you blow up, OKay? Okay. Okay OKay I wanna be so pretty He sends for me I wanna spend thanksgiving in LA And Christmas in New York City Nevermind Reverse that I want it the other way I wanna see the Macy's Parade From the right place, this time With my son In my arms But I don't want no Problems I don't want no problems With the fake shaman Who hates saying he's the one that's crazy But love making games taking turquoise and sending demons after me So he says but — I've been dead since Getting stuck in the spiders web With liars and writers and high up men Who love girls half my age enough to Buy them a ticket Some hush money some lunch probably some purse or something Here Sign the NDA; And you might be famous The industry hates me Cause i can type, But almost never say it Living in fear of motorcycles and stock cars racing up my block It's tearing into my heart so much I might just have a heart attack And die, I hope Stick a serrated knife up my spine And my veins pulse Like i'm supposed to just Kill myself {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.

24 hours after the Biden and Trump debate was announced Trump and his allies are already making excuses for his future performance. Democrats have accused Clarence Thomas of violating tax laws. Mitt Romney wants Biden to pardon Trump. A report shows that the media has ignored Trump's big oil quid pro quo. Rudy Giuliani has a new morning venture for people. Host: John Iadarola (@johniadarola) SUBSCRIBE on YOUTUBE: ☞ https://www.youtube.com/thedamagereport?sub_confirmation=1 TIKTOK ☞ https://www.tiktok.com/@thedamagereport?lang=en INSTAGRAM: ☞ http://www.instagram.com/thedamagereport/ TWITTER: ☞ https://twitter.com/TheDamageReport FACEBOOK: ☞ https://www.facebook.com/TheDamageReportTYT/

The Adventuring Party - Episode 793 This week's Party: Scarr and Savage Editor – Shane This week, Dunce and Dweeb demonstrate a disposition disinclince to dweomers that deal with darkness, dimensions and delays, as the Spell Cull dissembles further...   The Designated Dweomers of the Day: Dancing Lights Darkness Darkvision Daylight Death Ward Delayed Blast Fireball Demiplane Destructive Wave ------------------------ Want to actually shout at us? Go to SpeakPipe and tell us how you really feel. We might use a clip of your message in future shows so get ready to be super famous! [ https://www.speakpipe.com/theadventuringparty ] We have a Discord Server and it rocks! Get in here! [ https://discord.gg/VW6NUJe ] Find us on Facebook here, leave a Thumbs Up and we can be internet friends! [ https://www.facebook.com/TheAdventuringParty/ ] Come ear-watch us on Youtube. Leave a comment! [ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJN85ESPc0Wg3kuErxnV9wQ/videos ] We are on Spotify? Yup, you can listen to us over there too! [ https://open.spotify.com/show/0HmRd3Tqba9Jk0TIUwVz13?si=EQCChHitSVCC9DuDvYewBQ ] Twitter! Follow us on twitter  [ @adventuringpty ]. Will we follow you back? Maybe! The hosts can be contacted by good old email at party@theadventuringparty.net ----------------------------------------------------------------- The Adventuring Party is released under a Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike version 3 licence [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ie/ ].

A raw and noisy batch of tunes this week, just how we like it! A bunch of lix we've been trying to get to forever, plus a bunch of 2024 Bandcamp finds. Some Soundcloud stuff as well. Spoiler alert: New release from The Slime next week! Hit us up at brothersgrimpunk@gmail.com and download our music on our Bandcamp page.454 playlist:NOISEPUNK...Total Recall Who Do You Choose? 0:53 Häxorna Demo 2024Brazil a certeza da perda ( the certainty of loss) 0:42 Odiär  Mortos não acabarão (Dead Will Not End) Unlawful Assembly WI/ Berlin Eugenesia (eugenics) 1:18 DESINTEGRACI​Ó​N VIOLENTA LA BESTIA SLO Tripper 1:26 HUMANOIDS DEMO 2017Troops Of Tomorrow (bkgrd) (The Exploited) 4:50 S.I.N. PUNX It's What Unites Us vol 6 instant death 1:50 damaging noise  Noise Punk Recs Soundcloud Single Track 03 0:50 Stupid Life Skin Graft demo Dunce! 1:23 Ultra Violent Noize Storm 3 Songs Boston Hideous World 0:57 Symptom Hideous World EP Wag Our Tails For No One 1:23 Lifeform Lifeform demo 2012 Noise Room 1 - FUNDAMENTAL 1:29 v/a - STUPID MENTAL ITCH Stupid Life/Fundamental/Mutant Itch split cassette Anyway 1:34 PISTOL JOKE  Noise Punk Recs Soundcloud Single Who Killed Noise? 1:41 Allergy West Coast Tour Tape NY Anarchy In Wal-Mart 1:43 Grawlixes Very Fucking GrawlixesCasualties of a Rape Culture (bkgrd) 3:19 Appalachian Terror Unit We Don't Need ThemWA FUTURE VOID 4:59 SPIRAL DEMISE DEMO Phoenix breaking point 1:37 DISMAY dove calling Slovenia Crystal Bullshit 2:09 Slund Noisetape Volume 2 Distro Cefalia Basement Dweller. 1:19 Weak Pulse The Killing Moves Around The Planet Educacion Cinica CRIME NUCLEAR 1:22 NÃO E.C. #030 - DEMO No Time Recs CA Irreparable Cranial Detriment 1:17 Sniping Pigs 2 Piece and a Biscuit [NTR 388] NEVER COME BACK 1:50 Designated Moshers Unit DMU-013: IDENTITY SHOCK - DEMO Tetryon Tapes Fuck $hit 1:10 Leaking Head Leaking Head 2024 EPTN Conquest 1:26 Deprive 4 Track Disbeat NoisebombImpuro Metal Punk. (bkgrd) 4:12 Impura Realidad. Seguimos VomitandoMexico Leviatán/Miedo 2:05 Assässini Ep MN Nuclear Overdose 2:25 Skimask Nuclear Overdose Argentina Degradation of the Human Condition 1:39 Disraid Degradation of the Human Condition Sweden Bully 0:59 XIAO BURN Montreal UNICORN TATTOO 1:15 GAZM FUCK YOU II SF Gaslighter 1:51 IRRITANT IRRITANT Art Fairy 1:54 Lorain Skum Punk From The Gutters of Ohio Vol. 1 My Crap - Comps Baloney Hands 0:55 Homeless Cadaver Iron LungDownward Again (bkgrd) 3:33 Death Knell Taste the Bitter End of a Once Brilliant Dream L.A. 1753 Recordings Fuck the Human Race 2:45 Problem Violence on the MetroOther ways to hear BGP:Archive.org#454 on ArchiveApple PodcastsYouTube PodcastsPunk Rock Demonstration - Wednesdays 7 p.m. PSTRipper Radio - Fridays & Saturdays 7 p.m. PSTContact BGP:brothersgrimpunk@gmail.com@Punkbot138 on Instagram@BrosGrimPunk on XMore Music:Bandcamp - Follow us and download our albums: Brothers Grim Punk, Fight Music, and more!YouTube - tons of our punk playlists, from Anarchy to Zombies!

En el episodio de hoy, exploramos el país más acogedor de Europa del norte: ¡Noruega!, porque queríamos platicar con una celebridad de la narrativa gráfica: Jens K. Styve, quien desde 2016 publica “Dunce”, una tira cómica entrañable, en la prensa de su país. Por primera vez, la obra de Styve se ha traducido al español, en un compilado llamado “Bobo”. Así que Bef, nuestro experto en narrativas gráficas, entrevistó al autor acerca de sus influencias, sus personajes y la vida cotidiana que invade sus trazos. Además, en MusicaLees, te trajimos recomendaciones que mezclan grandes piezas musicales con libros de ciencia ficción y fantasía. También conseguimos el adelanto de una de las novelas de amor y suspenso más esperadas: “Alas de hierro”, de Rebecca Yarros, y te dejamos algunas palabras inesperadas que no llevan tilde (aunque parezca que sí) en Horrores de Redactores.¡Dale play!

The Christian, whether we choose to accept it or not, has officially.become a fool in the eyes of the modern world. To believe in an unseen God is considered anti-intellectual to a growing percentage of the population. And for those in the Jesus-believing camp that are still desiring to appear hip and cool to the world's eyes, this knock against them, could prove a very real stumbling block to their souls. But, it's important to note that this tension has always been present in and throughout all of Christian history. If you are looking to be cool, your Christianity will suffer. If you are willing to appear the fool, your Christianity can thrive.

Today's poem (from an oft-maligned poet) makes frequent appearances in poetry anthologies for children, but hides a satisfying subtlety.Colley Cibber (6 November 1671 – 11 December 1757) was an English actor-manager, playwright and Poet Laureate. His colourful memoir An Apology for the Life of Colley Cibber (1740) describes his life in a personal, anecdotal and even rambling style. He wrote 25 plays for his own company at Drury Lane, half of which were adapted from various sources, which led Robert Lowe and Alexander Pope, among others, to criticise his "miserable mutilation" of "crucified Molière [and] hapless Shakespeare".He regarded himself as first and foremost an actor and had great popular success in comical fop parts, while as a tragic actor he was persistent but much ridiculed. Cibber's brash, extroverted personality did not sit well with his contemporaries, and he was frequently accused of tasteless theatrical productions, shady business methods, and a social and political opportunism that was thought to have gained him the laureateship over far better poets. He rose to ignominious fame when he became the chief target, the head Dunce, of Alexander Pope's satirical poem The Dunciad.Cibber's poetical work was derided in his time and has been remembered only for being poor. His importance in British theatre history rests on his being one of the first in a long line of actor-managers, on the interest of two of his comedies as documents of evolving early 18th-century taste and ideology, and on the value of his autobiography as a historical source. Get full access to The Daily Poem Podcast at dailypoempod.substack.com/subscribe

Norwegian cartoonist Jens Styve is here to celebrate the publication of his book, Dunce: Arctic Tales, the first collection in English of his wonderful comic strip, “Dunce”!   Jens K. Styve: instagram: @duncecomic @jenskstyve DUNCE:ARCTIC TALES: Geoff: geoffgrogan.com instagram: @greenscreencomic @grogangeoff Dean Haspiel: Dean Haspiel Kickstarter: The Red Hook    

This is the Afternoon Update – The Hard Shoulder's daily catch up on the day's news. Today, Kieran was joined by Louise Burne, Political Correspondent Irish Mirror and Gerard Howlin, Public Affairs consultant and Irish Times columnist...

Look out for another new episode dropping on Saturday! Words of the year.  The etymology of authentic. JDO talks about getting a bunch of birthday cards. Visual novels. Mother Killed by Shark. Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? The inverse of a viking helmet. Pharrel's Dudley Do Right hat. What about all the good things cults have done? The strangeness of time. Every Wednesday is the same Wednesday. Going full Bartleby. The singularity of the scrivener. Why do we have to do anything? Yielding sovereignty. Imperative. Septic tanks in the country. Dunce cap questions are important. Extremists show us that we don't *have* to do anything. Acquiescence to the must. Chores we like vs. chores that we do. The satisfactory service of Chik-fil-A. The theory of logical types. Staying in the emblematic groove of our lives. Becoming a collective requires having your own agency first. Fascination with samurai and yakuza. Gatsby's dead-on commentary on class. Not fitting in with the upper-middle-class literary establishment. Every president tries to convince you that they were born in a log cabin they built themselves. JDO's imaginative challenge involves the personification of Tabbo. How can we take music to the level of sound? What does that mean for a whole range of things? Power is a problem.

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This week's episode is a Patreon sponsored selection. Our Madball Mystery Caller challenged us to listen to FYP's 1993 album, Dance My Dunce. Are we being punished or did we enjoy it?Pathologic - Swarm Video - https://youtu.be/TE80BPI0WAk?si=sHXNqhkkd5rowbIKPre-order the Major Awards EP - majorawards.bandcamp.comJoin our Patreon to get bonus audio, videos, blog posts, and access to our Discord for only $1 at patreon.com/punklottopodPodcast platforms and social media links at linktr.ee/punklottopodCall our voicemail line: 202-688-PUNKLeave us a review and rating on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.Song clips featured on this episode:FYP - Dum Cos I Said SoFYP - Vacation Bible SchoolFYP - 2000 A.D.

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EPISODE NOTES: From the flagellant confraternities of the Middle Ages to the penitents of of the Spanish Inquisition, from Dunce Caps to the uniform one of the most hated terrorist organizations in the United States, the long face-covering cap has quite the colorful and interwoven tale to tell. ⁠https://www.patreon.com/historyunhemmed⁠⁠ https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/historyunhemmed⁠ If you have any requests or questions, or simply feel like saying hello, drop us a line at ⁠historyunhemmedpodcast@gmail.com⁠ and/or follow us on social media:Instagram: @history_unhemmedFacebook: History Unhemmed  Thank you!

This week the crew is back. We start with who is your favorite Wayans, Damon, Marlon, Shawn, Kennan or Kim? (13:27), We take a look at Jonah Hill's ex's claims that he was toxic (19:08), Sukihana Onlyfans video leak recap and reaction (28:45), Actors Join the writers in a strike on Hollywood (40:30) Gay Monkeys! find out what the research found (51:00) the Shein RICO case explained (1:01:47) and find out why Kayricka Worthman got our Dunce (1:32:45) all that and more on this weeks episode. Thanks For Listening Listen live by joining our club on clubhouse www.clubhouse.com/club/ksp-apart-o…tP2f_054Q-184049 Visit www.kickinshitpod.com for all things KSP. Go to the contact tab fill out a form and give us your feedback, WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! Like, Share, Comment

One of the strongest pieces of evidence that we have seen that the prosecution has collected against Bryan Kohberger is the DNA on the knife sheath that was traced back to him through his father. Yet there are some who are speculating that Bryan Kohberger left the sheath on purpose.In this episode, we take a look at some of that speculation and if there is any evidence that would prove it.(commercial at 10:18)to contact me:bobbycapucci@protonmail.comsource:Idaho murder suspect may have left sheath at crime scene in 'clever move,' expert claims | Daily Mail OnlineThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5080327/advertisement

One of the strongest pieces of evidence that we have seen that the prosecution has collected against Bryan Kohberger is the DNA on the knife sheath that was traced back to him through his father. Yet there are some who are speculating that Bryan Kohberger left the sheath on purpose.In this episode, we take a look at some of that speculation and if there is any evidence that would prove it.(commercial at 10:18)to contact me:bobbycapucci@protonmail.comsource:Idaho murder suspect may have left sheath at crime scene in 'clever move,' expert claims | Daily Mail OnlineThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5003294/advertisement

Sen. Tommy Tuberville refuses to agree white nationalists are racist. SAG-AFTRA prepares for a possible strike as contract talks continue. Bank of America accused of opening fake accounts and charging illegal junk fees. Facing an "emergency," DC prepares to pass a new crime bill. Nebraska mom pleads guilty to giving abortion pills to her teen daughter. HOSTS: Cenk Uygur (@CenkUygur) & Ana Kasparian (@AnaKasparian)SUBSCRIBE on YOUTUBE: ☞ https://www.youtube.com/user/theyoungturksFACEBOOK: ☞ https://www.facebook.com/theyoungturksTWITTER: ☞ https://www.twitter.com/theyoungturksINSTAGRAM: ☞ https://www.instagram.com/theyoungturksTIKTOK: ☞ https://www.tiktok.com/@theyoungturks

Adam and Dr. Drew open the show talking about the extreme changes that we've had culturally from just a few years back by using their high school yearbooks as an example. Drew laments the current state of the world and the seeming inability of anyone to get a meaningful conversation going about potential solutions to society's problems. Adam's explanation of how comedy has honed his instincts leads into Dr. Drew's recounting a trip to Sacramento to address lawmakers about the homelessness & mental health epidemic facing the state of California.

Tony opens the show by talking with Michael about their Thanksgiving together, and he shares some memories of past Thanksgivings. Washington Post movie critic Ann Hornaday calls in to talk about the movies “She Said” and “The Menu” and also about Paul Newman and George Clooney, Steve Sands calls in to talk about his Thanksgiving and also about what to expect next year in the PGA / LIV feud, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Reid Brothers “Summer Heartache” ; “All Your Dreams are Coming True” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices