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Sex, drugs, and stupid lawsuits-- what you always wanted to know about the absurd side of the American legal system, and a lot more you didn't.

Law Bite


    • Dec 23, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 3m AVG DURATION
    • 207 EPISODES


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    Ep. 206: Nuh Uh, I'm President Almost

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 3:27


    Too many chefs in the kitchen makes for the best cooking shows. Also the best government.

    Ep. 204: Gaetz Some

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2024 4:17


    Ep. 203: The Aftermath (Weirdmageddon 2.0)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 3:33


    All aboard for another four years on the funwagon-deathride-bizarreathon. Should be a riot!

    Ep. 202: Vote like You Wanna

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 4:01


    For all of you voters out there, the sky might just get bigger next time around.

    Ep. 201: Looney Bin Lawyers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 3:47


    Nice to be back! Here's one for the lawyers...and for the people who love [loathe] them. Thanks everyone for listening! 

    Ep. 200: Ladies' Night

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 3:40


    If there's one thing dudes know how to do, it's to think about themselves. Again. Law Bite is going on a brief hiatus until October! Until then, tell your friends about the show, leave us a review, and have a great summer! We'll see you soon!

    Ep. 199: Brain Dead- Reboot

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 2:39


    We're bringing back an old favorite... from the grave.

    Ep.198: Where's Cricket?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2024 3:00


    Sometimes, you just have do what has to be done... as you see it.

    Ep.197: Pi--ed Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 3:17


    Not all airlines party alike. Especially in Australia.

    Ep. 196: Licensed to Cuss

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 3:02


    Ep. 195: Reefer Rats

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 2:43


    If there's one thing that cops hate more than hippies, it's probably rats.

    Ep. 194: The Pornhub Snub

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2024 3:00


    If you feel like you have been checking out online porn without anyone knowing about it, well, then... here's a short primer about how computers work.

    Ep. 193: Florida Man Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 2:55


    Ep. 153: Terminated (Reboot)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 2:58


    It'll soon be spring break, so go get a job! We're bringing this one back for the gainfully soon-to-be-unemployed...

    Ep. 191: Persimmon, Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 2:47


    Sometimes it's good to know that your elected representatives are really getting things done.

    Ep. 190: Snakes on a Bus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 2:41


    Ep. 189: Love and Order

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 3:07


    This one goes out to all the lovers. Especially the unstable ones.

    Ep. 188: Bachelor v. Canada

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 2:52


    Grab yourself a brew, a six pack o' crillers, and sit back and listen to this episode.

    Ep. 187: Explosive Lawsuits- Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2024 2:47


    Sometimes when you're deep in it, you gotta sue somebody.

    Ep. 186: Voodoo Fairies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2024 2:49


    Ep. 185: Five Finger Discount

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2024 3:07


    If you're gonna steal stuff, make sure it's on a discount, 'cause they probably didn't even want it anyway.

    Ep. 184: Cash for Kids (Reboot)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2023 2:50


    How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of bathrooms, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash 'cause your kids are just gonna break it anyway.

    Ep. 183: Trouble Again in Paradise (Reboot)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2023 2:53


    We had so much fun in paradise last year, we thought we'd go back... to the Boom Boom Room.

    Ep. 182: Chopped Salad

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 2:58


    Sometimes you just get a hankerin' for some finger food.

    Ep. 181: Billionaire Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 2:54


    While you're eating yourself silly this Thanksgiving-- and loosening your belts-- spare a thought for the underserved billionaires.

    Ep. 180: The Golden Ticket

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 2:55


    Ep. 179: The Most Beautiful Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 2:54


    Ep. 178: Scramble to the Top

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 2:42


    Ep. 177: Don't Speak

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 3:01


    This one is for all of those who believe in the First Amendment right to expression-- but also in shutting up once in a while.

    Ep. 176: OnlyFired

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 2:31


    No matter what you do, it's ok to express yourself. Unless you're a teacher.

    Ep. 175: AI Girlfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 2:54


    If you thought things were weird now, well... they just got weirder.

    Ep. 174: Queer Eye for Straight Rye (Reboot)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 2:56


    We missed Kid Rock and MTG, two mental giants who are paving the way for progressive thinking. So we brought them back in this tearful reboot.

    Ep. 173: Fees Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 2:28


    We might actually send you a bill for listening to this episode.

    Ep. 172: Drones and Stones

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 2:39


    This year, tennis is more exciting than ever! (As long as you can be chill, bro).

    Ep. 171: (Oily) Pennies from Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 3:31


    Here's to all the small business owners out there-- especially the ones who go that extra mile for their employees.

    Ep. 170: You're the Father

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 2:39


    One thing D-Bag Dads all have in common: they'll never stop doing stupid sh**. Happy Father's Day!

    Ep. 169: Nun too Pleased

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 2:53


    When it comes to trans/ queer nuns, the issue is simple: wait-- what was the question, again?

    Ep. 168: Chat GPWhoops

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 2:50


    These days, even lawyers can use ChatGPT to do simple things--  like getting disbarred. 

    Ep. 167: The Shitsu Switcheroo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 2:40


    Sometimes when you're drunk, and you're driving, you just need someone to pin it on. Like your best friend.

    Ep. 166: Fox in the Courthouse

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 2:42


    Sometimes people have to pay for what they say... and then the lawyers make money. Which is awesome.

    Ep. 165: Bent Over Rent

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 2:48


    Sometimes life is stinky, or gross. The law says: get over it.

    Ep 164: Queer Eye for Straight Rye

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 2:56


    Ep. 163: Fake Naked

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 3:00


    AI is now making it so that pretty much anyone can go where no scumbag has gone before.

    Ep 161: Gettin' Paid

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 2:59


    Ep. 160: Rigged Romeo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 2:59


    Sometimes being a criminal is a passionate affair. 

    Ep. 159: The Pot Bunker

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 2:55


    This one's for all of the upstanding citizens out there who want to maximize their drug use without getting fired.

    Ep. 158: Sweet Blue Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 2:34


    When you're sleeping with the enemy, be sure to park legally.

    Ep. 157: Kidneys for Kash

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 2:39


    We've heard some crazy ideas in our time, but this one is so crazy that it might be sane. Nope, no it isn't.

    Ep. 120: A Tase Too Far (Replay)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2023 2:47


    Law Bite reflects on one of last year's greatest moments... and how much it must have hurt.

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