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Bryan Ruiz, Mario Parody, Angel Mendoza, Jose Marquez, Manny Banks

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    177 - Crackheads Deserve More Recognition w/ 7Spittah

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2025 105:05


    We're out here putting respect on the names of crackheads who've survived more boss battles than your favorite anime character. We're just here to give them their crown.Hood spots with bulletproof glass and five-star flavor. If it's greasy, sketchy, and made by someone's auntie with a Bluetooth in her ear, we're reviewing it.Music? Yeah, we talk about that too. Not that “let's unpack the lyrics” podcast crap. We're here for songs that make you ugly dance, wall slide, or text your ex at 2 AM. If it got a dumb hook, bad autotune, and a fire beat, we're bumping it.And then there's the real talk. Does having Black friends give you the pass, or are you just playing with your life? Would we make good pimps?

    176 - Holy Graphics & Hellacious Racing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2025 80:49


    This episode goes from digital realism to divine intervention. First, the mind-blowing, borderline terrifying graphics of Grand Theft Auto 6. Then we take a detour into the early 2000s with a racing game so ridiculous in its portrayal of women, we're 90% sure it was either a fever dream or funded entirely by Axe body spray.Finally, we shift gears completely and discuss the Vatican's latest plot twist: the new pope is from Chicago. Yes, that Chicago. Deep-dish, Bulls-loving, Cubs-cursed Chicago. Is this the most American the papacy has ever been? Probably. Tune in for high-speed nonsense, holy surprises, and at least one moment where we question reality entirely.

    175 - This Week's Meltdowns…

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 118:49


    This week, the internet — and possibly the planet — is on fire. We kick things off with a woman absolutely losing it during a police encounter. Is it a cry for help, a performance piece, or just Monday energy? Next, we somehow manage to go from public meltdowns to the Palestine conflict. Then there's Kanye West, who dropped a new song and apparently thought, “What if I made the worst PR move in human history?” Spoiler: it involves praising Hitler. We're as confused as you are.Meanwhile, South America's music scene is popping off with rhythms so spicy they might sue reggaeton for emotional damage. And finally, we address the most pressing philosophical debate of our time: Can 100 men take down 1 gorilla? No weapons. No mercy. Just vibes and testosterone.Victorino - @victorino.313Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    174 - Diddy & The Need For Speed

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 101:23


    Strap in (or don't) as we speed through the cultural relic known as Need for Speed, a franchise that taught generations that street racing is only illegal if you lose. We'll then take a sharp turn into Diddy's catalog, because apparently, music moguls now come with pardons for their music. Yes, we mean you Kanye.Finally, we slam into the future where Jeff Bezos, unsatisfied with just owning the world, has decided to back a shiny new electric truck company — because nothing says “saving the planet” like billionaires playing with bigger toys.

    173 - Getting Old SUCKS...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 89:41


    What do a spine injury, a 90s racing game, and stories about childhood teachers have in common? This episode, apparently.We're unpacking the realities of getting older—like how your body starts filing complaints—and what it means to reach 30 with a bit of gratitude, a lot of reflection, and maybe some lower back pain. Along the way, there's a nostalgic pit stop at Need for Speed 2 on Windows 95 and some memorable moments with early teachers who left a mark.We also dive into the deeper stuff: the importance of not being afraid to ask for help, especially for men; the evolving conversation around sex roles, boundaries in opposite-sex relationships, and the standards placed on both men and women. It's about learning, unlearning, and figuring out how to hold space—for yourself and others.

    172 - This Podcast Costs More Due To Tariffs w/Junior The Demigod

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 99:22


    With the stock market falling off a cliff, egg prices still high, and country relations souring, the Aliens keep the studio away from the BS, and keep the show rolling, this time with a very special guest! As the youngest person on the podcast to step in front of the mic and camera, 18 year old hip-hop artist Junior The Demigod stops by to tell his story in music, all while juggling high school and producing his own beats. The young man discusses his journey and how collabs with the Cypher Society elevated his game and recognition early on, as well as where his path is taking him in 2025. Plus, did an adult film star share one of Junior's rap verses, how classmates react to the music Junior puts out, does Mario have a very early undiagnosed case of Parkinson's, and more!Junior The Demigod - @junior.the.demigodCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    171 - Your mechanic has definitely done this…

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 133:49


    Picked up from the same dealership Bryan makes his cash at, all while experiencing some banging new Taco bell food, new to the studio comes fellow car mechanic Connor! With a wealth of experience in tinkering with vehicles and all things combustion since he was a teenager, Connor comes by the studio to talk about his time with working on Alfa Romeo's, his racing and go kart experiences, and why Bryan is just so dang good at being a mechanic (at least a little bit).Plus, the new Twitch follows come with some questionable names, why Connor has so many mopeds chilling at his home with his friends, a new project for Bryan and his newly-acquired vehicle that has many different possibilities, why Gridlife is an event Mario and other car lovers should attend, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    170 - Low Street Value… w /Doce Quetzal

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2025 116:32


    March Madness is truly underway in college basketball, and that madness infiltrates the Aliens and the studio, but it also includes returning guest Doce Quetzal! Doce comes by to discuss his 2025 plans for battle rapping and showcasing his heritage at events around the country, and why spending hundreds of dollars on Funko Pops were totally a good investment.Plus, the intricate aspect of dating single moms, the boys throw it back to the pandemic days and the difficulty of obtaining new gaming consoles, a Bryan back injury, giving props to a Michigan baseball player for his crafty celebration, and more! Doce Quetzal - @doce_quetzalCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    169 - Possible First Podcast Episode In North Korea?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 80:31


    Nvidia decided that their new update had a side effect of messing with the computer's drivers, so after a late start to the stream, the boys get their wacky podcast back up and running, and add some nostalgia and spookiness to the night.Bryan had an experience at a video game store that has him yearning for the good old days of Need for Speed, Mario shares a story about Argentina and some airplanes used during a very nefarious time in the country's history, the guys check out a Mexican YouTube vlogger visiting North Korea, while pondering if a visit by the Aliens to shoot an episode would be possible, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    168 - CDs are making a comeback!?! w/Rivit Rocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 100:37


    Bryan and Mario are excited to have at the studio for the first time Brian Hensley of Michigan rock band Rivit! An original band and recording studio based in Fraser, Michigan, Brian joins the guys to discuss the origins of Rivit and its brand through logos and music creation, and promoting their songs through record stores and articles around the world.Plus, the table have some interesting thoughts on AI becoming more prevalent in the music scene, maybe or maybe not boosting listens and views of the band and podcast through Best Buy computers, and more!Rivit - @rivit.rockswww.rivit.rocksCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    167 - Not the DNA test we wanted… but the one we deserved.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 90:18


    A month ago, Mario revealed his ancestry results to the world, showing that he's quite Spanish, a bit of a Frenchman, somehow has indigenous roots in Mexico and Bolivia, and has enough of a percentage of German that got Bryan's theories about his family growing more. This time around, it's Bryan's time to unveil his ancestry, and of course we had to bring Victorino back to the studio to witness this revelation like the first time.While Bryan basks in the glory of his new-found family roots, the boys discuss their love of retro video gaming, watch the U.S. and Ukraine presidents get into a heated argument at the White House, a female takeover going down in the Twitch chat, and more!Victorino - @victorino.313Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    166 - Make Crashouts Great Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 96:41


    As social media becomes a place for bad political memes and threats to purchase Canada, the Aliens have an honest talk about needing to find time to disconnect from the world, and grab a hold of a good book, play some video games, and be in peace. For Bryan, he's definitely enjoying those moments away from the phone screen.Also, with the 4 Nations Faceoff hockey tournament coming to a close, Mario discusses his glowing review of the replacement to this year's NHL All-Star Game, why leagues like the NBA should take some inspiration from it, and how casual sports fans may now tune in more to some sticks and pucks. Plus, why watching a Youtuber breaking his desk over Kendrick Lamar songs may be a good thing for people to do to let off some steam, a look back at a classic 2005 King Kong video game, Bryan introducing Mario and the fans to artist Scoochie Boochie, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens

    165 - New beginnings… w/ General 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 94:11


    Over two years since their first appearance on the podcast, Eric, Damian, and Ivan from the Michigan band General 11 make their way to the new studio to catch up with the Aliens, with a bit less Pure Michigan laughs, but the same goofiness from the first episode. The trio brings us up to speed on what's been going on in the last couple years, including a short hiatus, their upcoming album, and forming connections in building a new studio surrounded by some goats.Plus, Bryan assuming a certain Austrian painter wants to be spoken to, Mario having to explain his abundance of napkins at his computer, the Twitch chat making sure we're safe from ICE and border patrol, and more!General 11 - @general11bandEric - @iameric1019Damian - @ddp_316Ivan - @ottoligerCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens

    164 - Racing & Plane Crashes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2025 91:28


    With Bryan off for the week, Mario decides to bring in someone who can take over the spotlight, share their personal tales, and not look like another Slim Shady knock-off character. Sadly, those people weren't available, so his brother Lorenzo was brought off the bench for a cameo appearance in his second podcast episode.The Parody brothers get together on the podcast to talk about their recent Florida trip to watch the Daytona 24 Hours endurance race and its best moments, and why the IMSA Sportscar Series may be the best racing out there for the money. Plus, Xbox bringing a beloved console-exclusive game to PlayStation gets Lorenzo feeling nostalgic, breaking news interjects the show regarding another plane accident, why Adidas continues to put out bangers for soccer cleats, and more!

    163 - GRIT & DNA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 91:16


    The first episode of 2025 is finally here from your favorite aliens! Back from a very extended holiday vacation across the galaxy, Bryan and Mario bring hitchhiker Victorino back into the studio to get hyped for the new year and everything they wish for. Donning Detroit Lions gear and with a full-size helmet on the table, the boys preview the upcoming NFL playoffs for their team, Mario finally reveals his Ancestry.com results to prove he may or may not be German, a 2025 bingo card is made with aspirations and goals, and more!Victorino - @victorino.313Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    162 - Call 1-800-GAMBLER For All Your Lions Betting Issues

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 89:14


    As the potentially last podcast episode of 2024 before the Christmas holiday rolls through, Mario and Bryan decide to look back at the wackiness of current events that took place in the last few weeks since their last show. NFL players quitting halfway into a game, mystery car-sized drones flying over New Jersey, an Ohio politician introducing a bill to punish flag planters at Ohio State Stadium with a felony....and that's not all that happened this December!The boys discuss the assassination of an American health insurance CEO and why the public are cool with it, Mario teaches Bryan a crash course on the wonderful world of online sports betting, a plea to the video game gods gets put into the universe to have remastered Need for Speed games be made, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    161 - We're Tubi Movie Stars w/prettyypink & mah_quant

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 89:15


    Before feasting on some Thanksgiving food this week, Bryan and Mario return for one last November podcast to get excited for some quality eats and a Lions football victory. On this episode, prettyypink returns to the studio, bringing podcast first-timer mah_quant along, an actor and comedian with roles on Tubi movies and an upcoming online show coming soon!The guests and hosts spend this episode talking about their time featuring on small roles in Detroit movies for Tubi, have too much fun with sound effects, what they're thankful for on this upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, a friendship bond that started with comedian DC Young Fly, and more!Miss Stephenie - @_prettyypinkMrDoIt - @mah_quantCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    160 - It's Time To Find Our True Ancestry…

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 114:27


    We can say it was an election hangover, but after a two week break resting our backs and rescheduling shows for the rest of the year, Bryan and Mario return to the studio to dust off the cobwebs on the mics, and record some random stuff. This week, Jon Presley, wrestling event organizer, part-time expert in fixing vehicles, and man of taste with music mashups, returns to join in on the fun and craziness.Plus, Bryan looks into his family's ancestry to see if he has enough of a percentage of African to get the pass, Mario prays that his future family tree test won't have any German heritage, Jon gets to experience the new soundboard adds, and more!Jon Presley - @thejonpresleyCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    159 - (Latino) Voters… Let's Talk About It

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2024 118:59


    America has completed their elections for President and other big state positions, and Bryan, Mario, and guest for the night Victorino get together to discuss how and why Donald Trump has reclaimed the role of Commander in Chief of the U.S., what went against Kamala Harris in her campaign, the reasons for swing states voting for one party, but flipped for the presidency, and more!Plus, the Grammy Award nominations for 2025 have been revealed, and the boys check out the picks for all genres. Can Beyonce win with a country album? How many nominations did a diss track by Kendrick Lamar receive? Will Deadpool, the Merc With The Mouth, win with his epic film soundtrack? Should be interesting to see come February 2025!Victorino - @victorino.313Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.

    158 - Both Political Sides May Not Be That Good w/Doce Quetzal

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 179:25


    Back for the first time since being the first guest in the new studio, Doce Quetzal returns just in time as America is about to witness quite the event very soon! We lean heavy on the politics as this is the last show before the 2024 U.S. presidential elections, and Doce, Bryan, and Mario share their thoughts on the Democratic and Republican parties, their platforms, why U.S. citizens should start considering rallying behind other parties, and even take a quiz on which political side we're on.Plus, Doce talks about the worst moments in his battle raps to fumble and mess up words, thinking back to old NBA teams no longer existing, check out a not-so-fantastic set on a Kill Tony comedy show, and more!Doce Quetzal - @doce_quetzalCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    157 - One Week Away From The End Of The World w/NoKissing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 99:02


    It's one week until the 2024 United States presidential election, and a good way to scarf down some bang average vodka shots while contemplating the end of this great nation, is to have first-time guest NoKissing to the podcast! A Michigan artist with a pension for bringing the feels to his tunes, No Kissing stops by to talk about his beginnings in music and how comedy paved his way. Plus, the boys try to figure out which U.S. president packed the most in their pants, why Shrek will never grow old, attempt to name their favorite comedians, and more!NoKissing - @nokissingCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    156 - F You Carlos w/Philip Saponaro

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 81:02


    Welcome back to the finest podcast in the universe (we personally think), as on this episode, muay thai event promoter and music producer Philip Saponaro drops by the studio to have fun getting even on fellow fighter and friend of the show Carlos. Philip comes through to discuss the state of Michigan recently sanctioning muay thai, his time as a music producer and dreading some dead beats, rated R material going down during his time in jail, plus how we can get Bryan to be in fighting shape to take on our friend Carlos, and more!Philip Saponaro - @mittenman_For muay thai event and ticket information, check them out @mittenmuaythaiCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    155 - Best Track of 2024? Let The Contest Begin!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2024 79:52


    Our last episode ended with hype and excitement, as the potential for a Detroit Tigers playoff win and a Red Wings season-opening victory this week was wished for. So what better way to forget about taking two L's on the same night by prematurely naming our top songs of 2024 in this episode, and any tracks we rediscovered this year! Bryan and Mario bring the heat to the viewers and listeners by providing the sound of their playlists, along with their favorite local Detroit artists and their bangers. Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    154 - RadioShack & Natural Disasters

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 82:17


    It's a podcast episode all about current topics this time around, as Bryan and Mario get up to speed on all the sports, weather, politics, and RadioShack-branded items a mere mortal can handle. Did you know RadioShack still exists? Us neither.As Hurricane Hilton continues on its deadly path towards Florida, the guys discuss how crazy people online are questioning if this storm is all a plot by Democrats to control the upcoming election, and even look into the deadliest hurricanes and earthquakes on record. Plus, we get hyped for some Detroit Tigers playoff baseball, the start of Red Wings hockey, ponder some alternate timelines, bump to some Gmac Cash, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    153 - Event Organizers... Please Be Honest With Your Fans w/Julie Fernandez

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 82:07


    Julie Fernandez is a Detroit musician who made her singing debut earlier this year at Detroit's Cinco de Mayo Festival, and she gives the scoop from her perspective on what happened with police shutting the event down early. Plus, we share some info on father appearances at some karaoke nights, Bryan and his interaction with his local po-po, Julie and her music connections, and giving her the motivation and advice to push on with her career, and more!Julie Fernandez - @baddiepluqCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit

    152 - The Golden Years w/Honey Roja

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2024 80:14


    Detroit entrepreneur and model Honey is this week's guest on the show! She comes by the studio to share some of the secrets and little-known facts with the Aliens about Twin Peaks and Hooters, stories about friends in school getting into trouble, creating connections in modeling, coming up with a name for a potential Gen X club, and more!Honey - @_honey_raeCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens#aliens #podcast #detroit

    151 - You've Been Trashed w/Trash The Clown

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 70:53


    Cleaning up the streets of Port Huron, Michigan, one piece of trash at a time, and bringing awareness to keeping our beautiful Earth clean, Trash The Clown brings her story to the podcast and tells the Aliens of her persona. Gaining a new wave of followers after going viral from a CBS Detroit interview profiling her exploits, Trash shares the reasonings behind her character, and why it's a powerful tool to help clean up her city and beyond.Plus, the Aliens and Trash talk about her potential future children's book based on Trash, if her hometown acknowledges her work for the city, why rubber chicken toys are awesome, and more!Trash The Clown - @trash_theclownCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens#aliens #podcast #detroit

    150 - Eating Healthy, But With Hot Wings w/Tessa Nguyen & Victorino

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 137:37


    Normally saved for the 4th of July, the Aliens brought out the hot sauce to suffer on camera while eating chicken wings, as a special request for new guest of the show Tessa Nguyen. A registered dietitian in Michigan and consulting chef, Tessa brings her wealth of experience to discuss on air topics such as free food in schools, diets for athletes, and favorite work trips.Alongside her man and longest-serving podcast guest Victorino, everyone on the show enters a state of delusion while dealing with incredibly hot sauces, witnesses some crazy Twitch sub hype trains while showing love to our friend and viewer Polar in Norway, getting pumped on the best movie theme songs, and more!Tessa - @thetessanguyenVictorino - @victorino.313Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens

    149 - Don't Just Wish For It...Do It w/Ryn Scott

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 84:26


    Grand Rapids native and Detroit musician Ryn Scott Fresh off of releasing his football anthem "Lions" Ryn comes by the studio to discuss his path to finding his voice and growing his love for music, how technology is changing how we consume content, finding the right group of musicians in Detroit to collaborate and learn from, and more!Ryn Scott - @rynscottmusicCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens#aliens #podcast #detroit

    148 - People Think Being A Mechanic Is Easy…It's Not w/Angelina Alcantar

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2024 62:32


    It's all things automotive for the Aliens on this episode, as they are joined by California auto mechanic Angelina Alcantar, known as Ms. A, the Shop Teacher online and by her peers. A former student at Riverside City College, and now a teacher in their automotive program, Angelina discusses her early beginnings in her passion for cars, where the auto industry is moving and what prospective mechanics are learning, her collabs with Donut Media, the shop tools that are amazing to have and others that are triggering, and more!Angelina Alcantar - @ms.a_theshopteacherCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.#aliens #podcast #detroit #donut #automotive #mechanic

    147 - Circus Is In Town w/Poppet

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 74:43


    Turning on the face cams once again for a virtual podcast episode, the Aliens welcome on to the show Poppet, a contortionist, dancer, movement coach, variety show dancer, and circus clown. Quite the resume! Poppet joined the call while on tour and dove into life on the road, plus sharing some favorite memories of travel locations, best spots for food while on tour, where the nickname "Poppet" originated, and more!Poppet - @dancepoppetdanceCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens

    146 - Alligators, Haters, & North Korea w/904Matcha

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 89:43


    Born in Florida, and now making waves here in the Mitten, artist 904Matcha comes by the studio to discuss his "genre fluid" music and crafting his path forward in the industry. The Aliens get into some very American thought-provoking topics, like Matcha becoming a true "Florida Man" in the Sunshine State, before moving to Michigan, figuring out a way to bring any North Korean artists over the DMZ for the world to listen to, if a collab with artists Joji and/or Pink Guy can be on the cards, and more!904Matcha - @904matchaCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens

    145 - I Didn't Get Fired, I Dripped Out Of School w/DrippinHoney

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2024 100:10


    Drippin Honey, a Detroit teacher who went viral earlier in 2024 for being fired after being discovered as a rapper, comes by the studio to talk about her life as an educator, and how her life changed ever since her two careers became a national story. Plus, she shares her craziest performance moments, being acknowledged in other countries, her ways of staying humble and dedicated to her students and music, and more!Find Drippin Honey on Instagram and TikTok @drippinhoney_music.Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.

    144 - Why Do You Keep Banning Me Instagram? w/Carlos Cerda & Victorino

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 92:31


    Michigan Muay Thai fighter Carlos Cerda brings his grappling and kickboxing skills to the podcast table, and of course has friend and pretty much co-host at this point Victorino gracing us once again! Carlos shares his tale of how his many school fights guided him into Muay Thai, as well as discussing how he found the right people to further grow your skills in the sport. Plus, the boys check out some rappers that know how to meme while sounding sick, how putting Albania into your social media posts somehow boosts engagement, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.Carlos - @carloconpolloVictorino - @victorino.313

    143 - Real Estate Is EASY If You Make It That Way… w/Tonio Sledge & GoldynGambit

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2024 90:57


    We get in the real estate game as we introduce entrepreneur, investor, and real estate developer Tonio Sledge and his fiancé Caitlin to their first podcast experience, and to talk about their path to learning the ins and outs of the real estate market. Tonio and his fiance discuss the first property they bought that got them started, the worst tenant they've dealt with, cities that are on their list to expand, and more!Plus, friend of theirs and the show GoldynGambit returns to bring his Sigma movement and future presidential campaign platform back, and how he's getting the groundwork laid out for an upcoming Sigma Wolves Tour for his ever-expanding following.Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.Tonio - @toniosledgeCaitlin - @urtropicplugGambit - @goldyngambit

    142 - Glad The Power Didn't Go Out…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 131:26


    A bit of a risky play this episode, as the Aliens attempt to record a podcast with a raging storm plowing through southeast Michigan, but thankfully no power outages here! With electricity still flowing, the guys offer a guest spot to someone who has certainly been waiting for his moment.Long-time viewer and fan of the show Blake moves over from the Twitch chat to Discord, and calls in for his debut on the show! Straight from the American heartland, Blake and the boys have a good conversation about finding different paths in growing your online audience, how car dealership service members can really be sketchy, the link up of Trump and RFK Jr., and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.Blake - @thebalakaye

    141 - N.W.O. But Oranges w/Frosty

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2024 98:28


    SW Fest 2024 is a day away (from time of recording), and what better than to pregame and have a podcast! The special guest for this episode is Detroit artist and SW Fest performer Frosty! Full of vibes and fun blending hip hop and punk rock, Frosty gets a lift to the studio from regular of the show Victorino, to bask in the hype from the live chat, while also discussing his influences in blending genres, feeling good wearing pricy or cheaper clothing, watch some throwback GoldynGambit action short films on YouTube, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.Frosty - @frostisradVictorino - @victorino.313

    140 - Communication #1 w/_prettyypink

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 84:28


    Detroit model and podcaster PrettyyPink (Big Steph) makes her TLAP debut with the guys, talking all things social media, her modeling career, and her upcoming podcast One Truth, Two Stories. She discusses her top must-haves for a relationship to work, her favorite types of modeling, being invited to a party hosted by famous rapper Quavo, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.PrettyyPink - @__prettyypink

    139 - Southwest Detroit Landing w/ Chingo Bling

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 72:05


    Texan comedian and artist Chingo Bling, a day before making a stop in Detroit for his comedy tour, is invited to sit and chat with the Aliens, alongside friend of the show Eladio Nino of the El Nino Podcast, to talk about being inspired by Chingo while serving prison time. Plus, Chingo talks about his near-miss working with Diddy before the craziness came out, how Texas really feels like its own country within the United States, working with Paul Wall, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.Chingo Bling - @realchingobling

    138 - That's A Good Question Brother w/Clooner

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 108:43


    Hip-hop artist Clooner, the King of Farmington, which totally includes both Farmington and Farmington Hills, for those unaware, is the latest guest to grace the Aliens with his legendary status. Also, Victorino once again comes through as secondary guest.Clooner comes by to go over his decade-plus discography of crazy lyrics, hype beats, and interesting collabs, along with telling the tale about being connected to Juggalos, a potential collab with Druski, hearing the Aliens dissecting some of his genius lyrics, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.Clooner - @clooner_Victorino - @victorino.313

    137 - Simultaneously Stimulating The Nation w/GoldynGambit & Whitney Waz

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2024 156:27


    This election year (or possibly 2028), it is the rise of the Goldyn Goth Wave! GoldynGambit returns to the podcast to discuss his totally serious and not satire run for Unites States President, discussing what he'll do with inflation, deal with Jojo Siwa, and legalize pornographic material. Plus, we also introduce Detroit artist Whitney Waz to the Aliens, bringing with her tales of the high school days, and how Mario and Whitney graduated together, being spotted by fans in another country, getting crazy Snapchats, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.GoldynGambit - @goldyngambitWhitney Waz - @officialwhitneywaz

    136 - Hold On, Hold On, Hold On.... No Diddy w/ Better Unsaid

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 125:01


    Kaleb, also known my his music name Better Unsaid, friend of our guest, the always-interesting Victorino, returns once again to support his boys, and get rowdy with listening to some meme songs, go over Blake's unique discography and different sounds, the background on the Spotify bio meaning, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.Kaleb - @betterunsxid Victorino - @victorino.313

    135 - Please Make Mistakes w/Diego Cruz & Tone

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 153:52


    Diego Cruz is a Detroit film director, who's gone on to shoot music videos for many top artists, including Kevin Gates, Lil Baby, Kodak Black, and others. Back with the Aliens for a second time, along with friend and frequent video collaborator Tone, Diego talks about what he's been up to since his first interview, the best way for someone new with a camera to learn the ins and outs of the craft, the guys try to test his knowledge of movies, and more!Diego - @directedbydiego Tone - @bayc0nCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.

    134 - Baddies On Business w/Oceania Cavazos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 83:55


    What do you get when you combine a University of Michigan grad with a masters degree, model, cafe owner, poet, and an educator? Why that would be Oceania Cavazos! In the studio to provide insight into her life, Oceania talks with the Aliens about the differences of racism in other countries, looking back at the first year of owning and operating a cafe, shooting a commercial with the Detroit Tigers, and more!Oceania Cavazos - @imthedeepend IGCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.

    133 - Perfectly Imperfect w. Lovey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 120:59


    It's another first-time podcast appearance for our guest of the night, as Detroit artist Lovey comes by to experience the podcast world and have some fun talking about his first album and EP. Plus, we share some subtle digs at event promoters, why maybe not having a specific genre to stick with isn't a bad thing, performances outside Michigan being such a different vibe, and more!Lovey - @official.lovey.xoCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.

    132 - Shoutout to the Honest Man w/Alondra Carter-Alvizo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 138:32


    While she may or may not be under some guidelines to speak about her job, fan of the show and important person among the city of Detroit and its revival Alondra Carter-Alvizo comes by to chat and have fun with feeling official in front of the mic to start her career as a "professional yapper." Plus, Bryan shoots off some funny Mexican name translations, long-time members of the live chat return, the boys introduce Alondra to Limp Bizkit, and more!Alondra - @itsvizoCheck out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.

    131 - Como se dice? w/Estilo 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 101:07


    In this bizarre episode, we actually talked for the majority of it in Spanish. We catch up with a returning guest. Rising Mexican musical group; Estilo 45 and talk about their tour with Eslabon Armado. Some of the best places they love to play in, but also some unfortunate past relationships. Estilo 45 is gearing up for massive events and some collaborations with major artists. Don't miss it.

    130 - I'm Lit And I'm Passionate w/Andrianna Luna & Victorino

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2024 128:08


    A night of debut guests, a guest back once again for some laughs and fun, finding beats to sing over, and loud noises. Andrianna Luna, Detroit artist hailing from LA, along with her husband Wes, and fan-favorite artist and guest Victorino once again taking air time (in a good way), come by the studio to discuss nostalgic movies and TV shows, how Andrianna experiments with different music genres to craft her sound and enjoy what she does, discuss Victorino's diss track that's taking over the Detroit scene, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens. Andrianna - @imlunamusic1Victorino - @victorino.313

    129 - Dodging An Unexpected Bullet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 89:47


    Quite the astonishing moment took place over the weekend, as we almost witnessed the assassination of Donald Trump, and why this is part of an ever-fracturing United States. Bryan and Mario attempt to dissect what happened in Pennsylvania, and why our home country needs to start spreading love and not hate.Staying within our borders, we listen to an ugly rendition of the Star Spangled Banner that was sung at this year's Home Run Derby and why Roseanne was a total troll when she did it, the Copa America Final being celebrated by Mario for another Argentina win, despite massive crowd trouble, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.

    128 - Don't Do Drugs Kids....Unless It's The Good Ones w/7Spittah

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2024 105:13


    Coming out of Detroit, artist 7Spittah introduces herself to the Aliens, bringing her beats and lyrics to the masses. We hear about her start at a young age in rapping and writing town lyrics, jobs that didn't last long, insane scenes in middle school bathrooms, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens. 7Spittah - @lovethatspittah

    127 - Imperfection Makes Perfection w/Forge The Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 87:16


    Tristan Russano of Detroit progressive rock and roll band Forge The Sun, along with his uncle and band manager Dave McKowen, come by to tell us all things about the Detroit rock scene, the blending of why Godzilla movies are amazing, and more!Check out The Legal Aliens on all social platforms at linktr.ee/thelegalaliens.Forge The Sun - @forgethesunbandlinktr.ee/ForgetheSunTristian Russano - @guitaristtristanrussanoDave McKowen - @hldncfld

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