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If you are looking to learn both hat related trivia, and non-hat related trivia, the search algorithm has brought you to the correct place. Each week, starting with our "Hat-Fact of the Week", we discuss four (very) different topics we found interesting and hope you will as well, before cap-ing off with a pun.Our hosts, Chris - connoisseur of occult mythologies, and David - proud owner of over of over 170 hats, are brim-ing with excitement to share what they find interesting, and we hope you will too.

Chris and David


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    2+Bees=Fish

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 32:59


    We are back with four more random facts. First we start with a court ruling that labeled bees as fish, then we move on to how a Pope possibly caused the Black Plague in Europe. In the second half, we start with fast the US managed to launch an object towards space, and finally why we don't know anything about the Old Kingdom in Egypt. Enjoy!

    A Mid-Summer Classic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 36:02


    In a minor miracle, we are back to the every other week schedule, and it's the 4th of July so what better way to celebrate than talking about America's pastime Baseball! We start with how pitchers and catchers talk to each other during games, followed by the first person to achieve a no hitter. In the second half, we stick with throwing sports and how softball got it's name, before ending on one of the hardest Tour de France's in history. Enjoy! 

    Mothman and Normandy Origins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 30:34


    We are back with four more random facts. First, David brings us a hat fact about types of fur while Chris gets distracted by Stranger Things. Second, we go back to cryptids and the legend of Mothman in West Virginia. In the second half we start with how the Normandy region of France got its name and finally two French pilots that attempted to cross the Atlantic Ocean before Charles Lindbergh. Enjoy! 

    Neck Ties and Licking Stamps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 31:23


    Back after a month off, we start with a fashion fact about tying ties, then Chris has a fact that may or may not be true and also one that is definitely true. In the second half we talk about why not to gas light and the origin of the term, and lastly how many calories are in a stamp. Enjoy

    Oreology and History

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 29:14


    At some point we will figure out our schedule again. But we are back with four more interesting facts. We start off the science of Oreos, then we go to Chris's other obsession besides cryptids, WWII. In the second half David sticks with the WWII theme, and we finish up on how Chicago was raised 14 ft. Enjoy

    Orange is Bad but Sleep is Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 28:05


    Only a few hours late this week, but we are still here with four more random facts. First we start with sunglasses being kept safely on your hat, before transitioning into what not to wear to job interviews. In the second half we discuss a general lack of sleep for one of us and then the origins of giving a toast. Enjoy!

    Sports a Week Late

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 30:41


    Life got a little busy so this is a week late but we are back with 4 random sports facts. First, what happens to the losing teams merchandise after the championships? Then we discuss March Madness. In the Second half we discuss, pool which is not billiards, and then baseball and fast baseball players. Enjoy

    Pokies and Nessie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 34:36


    Join us for another 4 random facts. This week we start out with hat pins and how long they are allowed to be in Chicago, then we talk about an artist that got the exclusive rights to for a color. In the second half we nerd out as David talks Pokémon's and Chris talks Nessie and forgets which month it is. Enjoy! 

    Eyes and Misinformation

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 27:17


    Join us for another 4 facts. We first discuss the purpose of the holes on hats, not the movie, second we discuss how an Indiana University professor got a research grant to study memes. In the second half we start with glasses as David chose the theme of eyes, and Chris decided to learn the reported namesake for Bloody Mary's.  Enjoy! 

    Winter Science Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 34:18


    Join us for another 4 random facts. We return to a normal episode this week. First we talk about the origins of Fedora, then we discuss why exactly are bananas curved? In the second half we start off with the science of ice and why it floats before wrapping it up with a little chat on the Trans-Siberian Railway. Enjoy!

    Slime Hats and AFCON

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 39:36


    We are back with some more facts, and this week it's sports. First we discuss the slime hats seen on the Nickelodeon Wild Card NFL game, second we discuss the ongoing African Cup of Nations. In the second half we change it up a bit and discuss sports in 2021 and make some predications that may or may not be wrong already for sports in 2022. Enjoy! 

    A Very Hat-ful Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 31:17


    We are back in 2022, Join us as we prepare for national hat day. First we discuss the origins of such a wonderful day, then just how many people are like David and wear a hat everyday. In the second half we start with the Legos and somehow get on fairy tales, and lastly just how much body heat so you lose out of your head. Enjoy! 

    Happy Holidays and New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 32:57


    Well, we have almost made it to 2022. Why not wrap up 2021 with some more facts. First we discuss Runescape and their holiday time hat, then we stick with New Years and the country that gets to celebrate first is said about 100 times incorrectly. In the second half we start with how to stick to your resolutions and finally how does Hallmark make so many Christmas movies. Enjoy!

    A Hoppy Boba Fett

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 31:36


    Join us as we go through another 4 facts. We start off with a Star Wars character on the National Cathedral in Washington, then we discuss a new species of animal that was discovered in New York City in the last decade. In the second half we start with a study to see the effects of alcohol on what people think of themselves, and finally we discuss the highest IBU beer brewed. Enjoy!

    Thanksgiving Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 28:07


    Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone. Join us as we go through four more Thanksgiving facts. First we start with the buckle on the Pilgrims hats, followed by the mother of Thanksgiving. Then we get a little high pitched with the helium needed for the Macy's day parade, and finally how a mistake lead to a 1.2 billion dollar industry. Enjoy!

    We Americans are Smart

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 34:57


    Join Us for another episode of 4 random facts, we first start with which US President was responsible for the downfall of the hat industry, then we talk about how smart Americans are with basic science questions. In the second half, we go more complex science with how sap moves up trees, and how you can tell the difference in tears based on their composition. Enjoy!

    An Ode to Spooky Szn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 33:21


    Join us for our Halloween special. We first start off by discussing the hat of a Robinhood costume. Chris gets the spooky started off with an island that black plague victims were sent to, David brightens the mood with popular pet costumes that people buy and finally, just Chris just wants to make sure David is caught up on his unsolved axe murders. Enjoy!

    We are Back to Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 37:36


    Sorry about no episode last week, but we are back with another sports episode. First we discuss the golfer Ben Hogan and his hat, followed by just how aggressive are baseball pitchers in the heat. In the second half, David discusses the lovely sport of shin kicking and its origins, and Chris just couldn't keep F1 out of it, and their cars can drive upside down! Enjoy! 

    A Flip of a Bucket

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 26:44


    Join us for another round of four amazing facts. First we talk about a hot new fashion item in the bucket hat and its origins, second Chris discusses how the hilarious  city of Portland, Oregon got its name. In the second half of the episode, David goes back to math and stats, with how we store data as DNA, and finally just how much lying we do about the fish that we buy. Enjoy!

    A Happy Little Beep

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 27:53


    Join us for another round of 4 facts. This week we start off with the Disney Sorcerer's hat and just how big it truly was. Then Chris learned about a poisonous bird that actually isn't on Australia. In the second half, we talk about how efficient the beeps were for Morse code, and we wrap it up with a happy little fact about Bob Ross. Enjoy! 

    And here come Macaroni

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 33:53


    Join us for another 4 facts this week, first we discuss yankee doodle, next we move on to a topic Chris holds close to home in the great lakes. In the second half David starts us off with another nursey rhyme and Chris responds with a fact about alcohol, Enjoy!

    Blues Clues and Pulling a David

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 33:17


    Join us for another four random facts. As promised we start with a hat fact about blues clues and Steve, Chris then brings us to discuss movies that had a ridiculous budget. In the second half we start with the pain of kidney stones, warning that might be hard to listen to, and finally Chris pulls a David and forgets what question he is asking about the Okapi. Enjoy!

    River Fire Miracle

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 28:41


    Join us for another 4 random facts. This week we discuss the classic Dr. Seuss book the cat in the hat, followed by an fact about the lovely state of Ohio and a certain river that likes being on fire. In the second half, David starts us off with a miracle, like it's a miracle one of us is writing this description, and finally Chris wraps us up with country names but mainly Blues Clues. Enjoy!

    Football is back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 36:32


    Join us for another sports episode. With college football coming back and NFL starting this week, we needed to talk about sports. First we talk about the brim on baseball hats, before moving on to former Cleveland Cav and NBA champion JR Smith's recent college choice. In the second half of the episode, we only talk about football, David discusses why we call it the pigskin and Chris talks about the worse college blowout and randomly Bishop Sycamore. Enjoy

    Helium and a lot of Moo Moos

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 29:58


    Join us for another round of fun facts. First we discuss the rules of the National Park Service Ranger hats, we then discuss why one company sued Apple of the use of iPhone. David then talks about helium and balloons, thankfully he didn't buy helium for the episode, and finally a beef between two South American countries and BBQ. Enjoy

    Bees and Where's Sandy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 33:49


    Join us for a special episode as we have a guest host joining us, We first talk about the Fez hat that is totally unrelated to Pez, them we talk about saving the bees and how many eyes they have. Also, how a bee can balance after having a few. In the second half of the episode, Chris starts us off with an undiscovered island that was on google maps, and finally just how bad can one be at Scrabble and win. Enjoy!

    Vending a New Dye

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 37:02


    Join us for another fun week. We start with the carroting process in the making of hats, then what the first vending machine dispense and why humans invented them. In the second half we start with a dye that was started by an alchemist and influenced art, and finally the oldest roller coaster that still has riders today. Enjoy! 

    It's been a day

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 35:05


    Join us for one chaotic episode. There was a hazmat issue where we work so this is a something. David starts us with a pork pie hat and we get sidetracked. Chris decides that we haven't talked about ghosts in a while and needed to show people do believe in ghosts. The chaos continues with a quick four question quiz that Chris attempts to answer, and finally how much a dinosaur fossil sold for last year. Hopefully you enjoy!

    Undoubtingly British and Exploding Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 33:42


    Join us for some more random facts. First we discuss a WWII major and his choice of hat wear and how he made sure everyone knew he was British, we then shift to the dangers of nutmeg spice and how to avoid it. Then is you ever want to get away from people, we discuss just how isolated in the ocean you can get on an island, and finally Chris found the most dangerous nut in the world in pistachios. Enjoy!

    1 Year Sports-tacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 39:55


    Join us for our 1 year celebration. We first discuss how cheese head hats became a thing in Wisconsin, followed by the amazing former Olympic sport of solo synchronized swimming. David follows the Olympic theme with Finnish baseball, and we wrap it up with a running fact where David does better research the Chris. Enjoy! 

    Crazy Fast Ninja Protection

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 32:51


    Join us as we stumble through 4 more facts this week. David gets us started with a hat fact the Chris maybe knows about sombreros, then we get some Ricky Bobby and want to go fast as we discuss the first person to get a speeding ticket. In the second half, we talk about a security system that could stop ninjas as well as assassins. Finally we wrap it up with some lovely shark week talk. Enjoy! 

    Stealth Bear Be Rational

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 32:03


    Join us for another 4 truly random facts. First we discuss an animal hat that isn't beaver and is famous in American history, the we discuss when Indiana decided the pi should be 3.2 instead of pi. In the second half David starts us off with why polar bears are stealth bear, and finally if you are capable of driving the speed limit what song you can hear on a New Mexico highway. Enjoy!

    'Murica and The Dude

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 35:37


    Join us for another new episode. This week, we are recovering from the Fourth of July. David starts us off with what on Earth a 10 gallon hat is. Chris then talks about the Isabella Stewart Garner Museum heist and we definitely do not think about planning one. In the second half, we discuss the Declaration of Independence, and 'Merica. Finally, the most chill church of all time. Enjoy  

    Going for Gold and Grand Teton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 37:13


    Join us for another episode where we go through 4 fact based questions. David starts us off with a fedorable question of the origin of fedora, Chris moves us onto the totally mature region Grand Teton came to be known as that. In the second half, we discuss the upcoming 2020 Olympics and the old Olympic sport of competitive art. Finally we wrap this one up with a quick discussion about how the Eifel Tower was once described as a vegetable. Enjoy!

    Easter Island, Scotland, and Science!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 33:25


    Join us fir another round of 4 random facts. We first discuss hats on Easter Island and a guest makes an appearance, then Chris talks about a monument known as Scotland's Disgrace. We take a hard shift to discuss graphene and who has the weirdest thing on their desk. Finally in sticking with science, the reason why cellophane was invented. Enjoy

    Country for Rent and Money Unspent

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 33:53


    Join us this week as Chris guesses David's hat fact before he can ask it which leads us to realizing Chris doesn't pay attention to the important things in all the WWII documentaries he watches. Then Chris talks about how affordable it actually is to rent out Liechtenstein (along with your 899 closest friends)! To start off part 2, David talks about animals that control the water supply in some areas of Poland and Minnesota as well as explaining how the human brain works. Chris wraps it up by talking about the only unsolved plane hijacking, what D.B. Cooper actually wanted to go by, and how much he "made away" with. Enjoy!

    Late Fees and Why Chris?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 39:18


    Join us for another new episode. This week, we start off with the largest exporters of hats in the world followed by the name that Uranus was known as for 70 years after it was discovered. David then talks about a nice library initiative where you can get rid of late fees, and finally a fact about chainsaws that has David asking why and is definitely distributing. Fourth Fact starts at 28:00 of the episode if you wish to skipEnjoy!  

    There is a Buzz in the Air

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 33:28


    Join us for another fascinating new episode. We start off with the new hats from New Era that were listed on their website for under 24 hours, followed by how the sands of Normandy will always have lasting effects from D-Day, for everyone on the east coast there has been a buzz in the air from lovely cicadas, and finally how to not accept responsibility if you are in Canada.  Enjoy!

    Good Boy Mayors and The Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 29:51


    Join us as on our latest adventure. We start with the average human head circumference, then a lovely "town" in Kentucky which elects good boys as mayors. We then discuss how blue is made in nature and somehow talk a lot about Animal Crossing, and finally we wrap it up with how the US military helped with the invention of the drive thru. This episode was legitimately recorded at 7:30 am on a weekday, so if either of us sound like we just woke up, we did. Enjoy! 

    Handball and Wimbly Womblys

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 39:37


    Join us for another sports episode and our longest episode. First we learn about why casino dealers have green tinted hats, and then get very distracted by not sports. Due to the pandemic Chris has gotten in racing again so we discuss F1 and just dominant Lewis Hamilton is in the sport. David somehow found a research paper about handball, as we gear up for the 2020 Summer Olympics, and finally the lovely story of AFC Wimbledon in third tier English Football. Enjoy!

    Annexing Countries and Sticky Situations

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 31:34


    Join us on a delightful journey where we discuss why are chefs hats white before moving on to the Great Molasses Flood of 1919 and the "engineering" that caused it. We then actually talked about recent news in which Belgium annexed part of France and Chris has some bad suggestions and guesses. Finally we wrap it up with a light-hearted conversation about Kingsford charcoal. Enjoy!  

    Schrödinger's Co-Author and Buying New Zealand

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 34:22


    Join us as this episode of Hats All We Know, where we first talk about the Kentucky Derby hats and we make our bets on which horse will win, then we discuss the reason for having safety seals on medicines in stores. Apparently non-humans can author a paper, as we learn how a cat once did, and finally how much did the auction to buy New Zealand get up to on Ebay which somehow turns into Brittany Spears talk at the end. Enjoy! 

    Stonks and Who's Tom O'shanter?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 32:09


    Join us as we go through four more facts. First we talk about one of Scotland's three loves unfortunately for Chris it's the one he knows nothing about, Chris then decides we should talk about stonks and when not to invest in the stock market, but mainly to get to a side fact. David goes all science in knot theory, which isn't related to tying shoes. We wrap it up with a lovely discussion about a childhood treat in popsicles. Enjoy!

    I'll Have a Gym and Coke

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 31:42


    Join us as we start our week off by talking about berets, but not the green berets. The occasional "French" accent comes out. Then Chris watches to many documentaries so he talks about the largest tsunami wave, David talks about a soda that was developed in Germany during WWII, and finally just how many people have a gym membership that they are totally going to use. Enjoy!  

    Misspellings and Lost Bombs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 32:15


    Join us for another wonderful episode of Hats All We Know! This week we start off by discuss Pokémon something one of us knows little to nothing about, then we move onto how a children's toy was banned at the headquarters of the NSA in America in the 1990s. David asks a question about spelling bonobos and Chris attempts to get him to watch the National Spelling Bee, and finally how long has the US known about a lot nuclear bomb and how prepared will Chris be when going Bigfoot hunting. Enjoy! 

    A Little Crabby and Nessie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 31:55


    Join us on this Easter Monday as we talk through more facts. First, we discuss why some people leave stickers on their hats when they buy them, then Chris talks about Discovery+ yet again with different types of king crabs, David for some reason brings up the legendary Loch Ness Monster and what was discovered in a search for it, and finally some good ol' gambling with the table game craps. Enjoy

    Flat Earth and French No-Fly

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 30:46


    Join us as we work through four more random facts. First we discuss the origin of propeller hats, how we can be David Blaine and Chris completely switches the plots of two movies. Then Chris talks about a very special prisoner that served time in Eastern State Penitentiary, then we fly to the flattest place on Earth to stay in the hotel there, and finally what aircraft is banned from landing in Chateauneuf du Pape region in France. Enjoy  

    What Goes Up?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 34:49


    Join us as we start this episode at a drop of a hat, as Chris doesn't know what that means, followed by  the legendary swindler Charles Ponzi, we don't recommend you do what he did. David talks a little engineering with the leaning tower of Pisa while Chris just keeps making bad jokes and suggestions, and finally exactly why did the roller coaster get invented? Enjoy!

    Welcome to the Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 34:46


    Join us as we work our way through four more sports questions. First hat rules in sports, mainly baseball and how not to catch a ball, then March Madness starts this week and Chris is obsessed so we talk about teams to never make the tournament. David likes to go fast, but not as fast as the fastest serve in tennis, and finally gamblers bet an absurd amount on money on 63 basketball games during March.

    Black Hole Tourism

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 37:13


    Join us this week as one of us, Chris, recovers from moonshine as we discuss flat caps and why they grew in popularity, then we discuss state tourism slogans and David learns his beloved crab state has the worst one. We then switch gears to discuss black holes in space as we are both nerds still, and Chris wraps us up with a musical performance that one has to hear to believe. Some Links: State Tourism: https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/412063-nebraska-releases-new-slogan-honestly-its-not-for-everyoneMusic: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/07/arts/music/john-cage-as-slow-as-possible-germany.html

    Good-Bicorne, Hello Moonshine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 32:46


    Join us, as we go through four more random facts. First we discuss the the bi corn hat and its origins, then sticking with history Chris decides to drink and ask amount moonshine in the colonies, then we discuss large numbers as Chris gets tipsy, and finally we learn about just what can be in food sometimes. Some links: Moonshine: https://americanwhiskeymag.com/2019/09/04/richmonds-bespoke-bevvys/Food: https://www.wired.com/2015/09/cochineal-bug-feature/

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