The Next Spliff Podcast

Fast Food during the Coronavirus lockdown is a problem.  Guapo does not like current events, thinks BDP reads too much news and starts a new segment "Bad News with BDP". Joe Biden tells Charlamagne he ain't Black if he don't vote Biden. 

BDP, Sami Trizl, DJ Zay and Guapo Chapo talk Meunsters, Jordan, Basketball, Garth Brooks, and just argue about dumb shit

We thank new listeners, we discuss comedy, podcasts, and social media. Great movies that are at the same time depressing. 

After 1 week off, we're back and there is only one topic on the table. 

We debate, if we had a choice would we be blind or deaf. We then review a video of J.R. Smith beating down a window smasher, and out new Survival reality show addiction 'Alone'  

Did you hear of Zoom before the Coronavirus? Pete Davidson's new Movie coming out. ESPN special on Bruce Lee. 

It's your host the Notorious BDP and DJ Zay.  We talk about Nicky Jams Netflix show, Tekashi 69 coming out with new music and other things. 

BDP, Guap and Sami are back together for a long session. We discuss Bruce Lee, The Epstien Documentary, Survival Reality Series "Alone" season gets extreme. 

It's June 15th and some of the things we talk about, future 40 year old virgins, Nicky Minaj's tits, Olivia Jade, Greta Thunberg on CNN panels with health experts and what it's like to be black. Thanks CNN. 

Chris Delia gets accused, is it for real? Cardi B flexing The future of law enforcement...as if we know wtf we're talking about

This video can't be real. Check out I want to be Neenja Lady. Go Back to Your Country lady gets slapped at a gas station. To Vote of not to Vote.  

We smoke a fatty and we talk Chris Delia, the sweat leaver, and crazy childhood experiences with perverts.

We catch up to talk about the latest stuff that's got us interested.  Chris D is in hot water, and other things. 

We thank dumb ass celebrities for ending racism once and for all.  Guapo is heartbroken over Chris Delia. The Confederate flag....why? Bubba Wallace got the FBI on the case. Gaming Tantrums Christopher Columbus...see ya!

We are absolutely all over the place. Auditions for "the Next Spliff the Movie", Actors and Comedians, Guapo gives his Chris Delia update (as if he knows anything), reacting to allegations, anti-maskers, Saliim the Dream is gonna get knocked out one day but it will be funny. 

Serious News, are we fit to talk about it. The keurig, lets make it a thing. Replying to robo texts 90 Day fiance clip 5 hour church service A heated discussion about Action Movies MixerMicrosoft divorce

The aborted Podcast, Guapo is a Hollywood cynic, terrible screamer film, Rambo first blood is the only good Rambo film. 

We explore Calcio Storico, Tyson vs Holyfield III is never going to happen, does getting your ass kicked by your parents prepare you for taking punches, BDP is a tantrum skeptic 

Guapo gives us an update, BDP has a theory that this whole scandal is a bit. If we were Kim Jong Un (yes "we") and we took over the US, would we make everybody wear masks? The assholes prank Dad. August and Jada, Arod taking a dump, Brittany Spears dance moves. 

The title sounds crazy I know. Mask controversy. 'RonaMan the new Villian. 

Guapo the Subtle Contributor We are wiped out after July 4th celebrations but we gut it out for the aarrt.  If you have an American flag, does this mean you're Pro Trump or racist? When did this happen? Voting while brown Trumps Rushmore Rally, the monument battles, the Homestead act, girl cousin fights. 

The BDP watched Hamilton on Disney Plus and comes with a hot take on the King George Character and his go to lyric.  Fake Martial Arts expert gets his chin lifted by a non-believer.  The Frankenstein Stripper Chick. Twerking for a living is honest work. Guapo would never show the clam. The shrieking demon, the Friends Challenge. 

Salt on cookies, Guapo is about the Facts. Short term memory loss live and in person, Rona fitness and lack thereof, Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix, No new is good news. 

Hamilton the musical continues to inspire. Lackaweed, When your edges are on nerves from a lack of weed. Is hammerfisting a guy in his face when he's already unconscious unethical. Guapo's shitty roll. Sami may be our new unofficial spliff roller. BDP is an intellectual goddamnit. The Rock for President 2020. Shout out to our new California Listeners!

The Primo Dan returns for a chat about growing up and valuable lessons learned. Growing up with baseball in the 70s, MLB Reopening predictions. NBA Playoff predictions. 

Sami takes over as official next spliff roller. Let's preperate. It's possible for something to smell tasty. Fake martial artists getting their asses handed to them is great fun. Guapo is the ultimate skeptic about aliens but not time traveling...wtf

Sami cements her role as official spliff roller.  "Asshole of the Day" segment - Florida dude has a massive "no mask meltdown"..wtf Brazil president (the South American Trump) is Covid Positive, good or bad. Poor Karen. 

When an umpire blew a call to ruin a perfect game, more baseball talk. Talking up upcoming MMA fights UsmanMasvidal. How do you pronounce Latinx. When you don't even know you've been offended. Asshole of the day segment - Ex Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen plays himself and ends up back in prison. Cancel Goya......fuck no! If you gotta google how to make your own Adobo you ain't shit. Guapo and Sami review The Bachelor Best of show on Hulu. 

Tik Tok ban. Apologies in advance to all women actually named Karen. You're name has been hijacked and its so much fun. Guys are gross. Chris Delia radio silence continues, and Guapo is still holding his merch. The King Jom Un Podcast. Big Shout to Cali. 

Around the horn NYC sports with the Primos Locos.  Baseball Reopening First weekend, Met and Yankees. Football, Jets trade Jamal Adams. NBA, Knicks hire Thibs as Head Coach . 

We're back after some time off and a lot has happened. Fed, Oregon Seatlle, it's all going crazy. Speaking of crazy Kanye is losing his mind before our eyes. 

Guapo is in rare form this evening, he get's on a major roll. Review of 'Fear City' on Netflix. DJ Zay is back in the studio. 

The Boys are back, We talk about Kitchen skills, thank you to our new listeners, Weed business, Asshole of the Day Rep. Louie Gohmert

Sami get's back to work, first full week of MLB games, Delay the elections? Eddie Murphy, Brian Callen controversy, how to win an argument with Ben Shapiro. 

Brian Callen strongly responds to rape accusations. Reminiscing about BDPs parental styles. Rogan's Post Malone interview. Rick Gervais. Ellen Degeneres.  

Joe Biden's brain is melting right before our eyes. Trump complains about too much testing. Bill Burr shades Amy Schumer. Diceman memories.

Cuts and edits. Err'body piling on Biden. Conspiracy against LA Comics? We don't know shit about politics but that don't mean we can't talk about it. Chinese Ear Cleaning, Street massage in Thailand, the Nomad Barber. A bong hit. Beirut Explosion, Hood Beaches, On the Spectrum (dating show), Last Chance U. 

Tuesday is AKA the second Monday of the week. Sami is back to work and offers some advice. Upper West Side drama. A bad day for the NYPD, protest organizer gives e big fat L. BDP for NYC Mayor. TysonJones, Nate Robinson Jake Paul fights. WAP Video and Lyric review. 

A bong blast before a baby arm gets things going. Worlds Toughest Prisons, Fear City, experimenting with psychedelics, establishing my lung palette in a weed legal NYC, The Internet hates Amy Schumer, Biden and Kamala, the 71 year old Prince, 

PSA on Boners, Urinating and Circumcision. Jamaica weed tourism story.   Email us at thenextspliff@gmail.com

Email us at thenextspliff@gmail.com Booty songs and twerk videos, Chris Delia coming back?  Review of Podcasts we listen too, Aaron Paul's prayer hands and heavy brow and other clueless celebrities. George Costanza as Terminator.

New trees, lockdown dinner nightmares, do WNBA players really deserve equal pay. Can skinny girls twerk...should they. Pronoun discussion. 

We can't stop talking twerk, are we obsessed. And an interesting conversation about white humor sit-coms and complaining about sub-culture inaccuracies in TV shows. 

Is Brittany Spears Kanye Krazy, Meghan Thee Stallion and Tory Lanez, Tekashi 69 is everywhere, 420 road trip coming up, Alternative rehabiliation techniques, Vladmir Puto be poisoning dudes. 

Making fun of actors, Joey Diaz moving to Jersey, what makes you an influencer, Godfrey doing Steve Harvey impression is hilarious, the benefits of nips, Lil Baby and the English language, Balls. 

Making cheddah on OnlyFans and the digital economy, the good soldier, Your Moms House, Reese Maguire pants at ankles, JRod not buying Mets.

BDP is on his own on this one. Will he suck terribly or just a little bit. Coranavirus lingo, the 420 Friendly Psychiatrist, is short term memory just a way to keep things tidy, baseball and nba stuff, NueroLink Hijinx. TysonJones. 

BDP is solo again and maybe losing his mind. Today he rants does ridiculous Deep Dives on 420 friendly psychiatrist, and Neurolink possibilities. David Blaine goes Balloon Boy. 

Guapo is back with the Notorious BDP, we have a discussion around interactions with law enforcement and we disagree on some key issues, was Albert Einstein a showboat, imagining Thomas Edisons divorce, Guapos movie idea, wounded elk kills its hunter,  Neurolink nonsense and more

Algerian wedding celebration ceremony, these dudes know how to party. Is there any fitness podcast out there that doesn't work as a sleep aide. Listening to podcasts at faster speeds, good or no? Joe Rogans first Spotify podcast with Duncan Trussell, comedians who do impersonations, dumb thoughts about the origination of the calendar and much more. email us questions or send us interesting content  thenextspliff@gmail.com 

Not so great sales techniques, artistic differences almost bring the podcast to a quick end. Hello India, we say hello and welcome to our new audience. College Professor gets outed as fake person of color and other race fakers.   email us questions or send us interesting content  thenextspliff@gmail.com 

Group texts gone wrong, Djokovic ejected from US Open for hitting line judge with a ball in the throat, video game trash talking, To Catch a Predator Bronx Style, I introduce Sam and Guapo to NYCreeps Youtube channel, an anonymous NYC Hero goes out of his way to catch dirtbags. 

Our only Belgian listener, Famous shitty singers, Next Spliff intro challenge. Send your video to thenextspliff@gmail.com Dance like nobody's watching, Angry Bird Selfie, professional video game trash talking, NYC mayhem, hallucinogenics or edibles. 

Gaana is a Wiina, we're going international. Tik Tokkers doing their own podcasts and comedy sets with all of their 6 second talent. Do you really like it rough? rJusticeServed Clothesline anyone   Bee Gees music over North Korean Marching  BDP gets introduced to Eskimo Callboy a German metalcore/trancecore band Send feedback to thenextspliff@gmail.com  Send me your The Next Spliff Intro video or audio

Getting sniffles is nerve wracking these days, solo podcast fails, The Notorious RBG and The Notorious BIG, only the Notorious BDP could find a way to get them both in the same conversation. Your Moms House live show will make you toss your cookies. Building Joe Rogans new studio, Joe Budden's Spotify deal meltdown, Reddit JusticeServed we can't get enough: Thief gets beat up with a telephone pole Bully gets karma kicked Boy KOs drunk racist dad Racist woman gets slapped up

Guapo and BDP discuss listening to podcasts at 1.5 speed, Joe Rogan apologies and things. Howard goes soft on Emmys preaching SJWs, opinions on best drummers and best bands of all times. Guapo talks music.

As the world burns around us, we sit in our basement studio and podcast. When is it appropriate to call someone out on their BS. Take off your mask flash mob in Target. Corona Hoaxers, interview bomb, dude runs over potential robber  

BDP and Guapo in the hoppo, we are hot in India, waxing philosophical about stuff we don't know. Nexium, cults and HBO's the Vow. Cobra Kai, so bad you have to watch it. 

BDP wants to develop a new intro to the podcast. Baseball Dad nightmares, Guapo and BDP reminisce on our days coachingplaying baseball. Spotify employees wants to censor Joe Rogan, Ellen Degeneres is back, Tik Tok star starts a podcast with her mommy and already more successful than 'The Next Spliff' and BDP is hating. Social Dilemma, I want to switch to a flip phone. 

BDP catches up with Dan and Gondo the OG Primos talk NYC in the 70's, Early rap music, New York sports the ups, and mostly downs, Current sport scene, US National and local politics, Conspiracy theories. This is a can't miss.  Thenextspliff@gmail.com 

Reviewing Josh Potters new Podcast Roach Motel, Nadav's laugh is the new Robin Quivers laugh. Your Moms House is putting out some good stuff. Trumps Covid news. Buzz Aldrin punches Moon Landing denier in the face  Edmonton Girl learns how to run and jump like a showhorse Assholes of the day

BDP, Guapo, Sami and Zay are back in the studio. Embarrassing new bong disaster as we can't get it smoking. Drinking top shelf Vodka, The Citizen App, reading bad news, game shows, bad impersonations.  thenextspliff@gmail.com 

Its BDP and DJ Zay, Check out our youtube page for videos of early episodes. New York Sports misery, Yankees are out of the Playoffs and NYC Football teams are winless. The bong is in full effect now, taking your teen son to a reggae show, JusticeServed videos, reddit comes through. Tik Tok and Cuties hot take. 

BDP does his first Zoom Podcast with old friend Josh. We catch up on Trump Biden debate, politics hot take on compliance, intolerance, elections, media manipulations, civil war, deep state, Nwe World Order, Supreme Court, conspiracy theories, Bill Gates, UFOs and much more.    TheNextSpliff@gmail.com 

BDP and Cousin Dan talk NBA Championships, Delonte West, team fights and drama, MLB Playoffs and more.  thenextspliff@gmail.com 

BDP is flying solo, watch the video on Youtube  Harry Reid says Gov't is covering up UFO info.  Upcoming documentary "The Phenomenon" goes in detail about unidentified areial phenomenon.  Kanye reaches out to Joe Rogan to be on his podcast. Good idea or no? 

BDP and Guapo are on today, we discuss NYC residents driving to Mass. to cop legal weed, why are news stories involving Biden's son and potential corruption being blocked from main stream media. Josh Potter's new podcast is great, Bill Burr's kills on SNL, all the top podcasts have weighed in and unanimously agree. Our baby lungs can't handle bong hits. Bert Kreisher's Netflix show "The Cabin". 

BDP annd Cousin Dan meet up to catch up on Gen Z'ers, Listening to Podcasts at 1.5 times speed. NBA Champion Lakers, Lebron wants his damn respect. GOATs are usually sensitive. Wrapping up baseball League Championship series and talking up the World Series. Jets Giants and the rest of the NFL, Hunter Biden story being blocked by Twitter and Facebook, why? What's going on here I don't understand.

Danny and BDP catch up on the weeks NY Sports Scene, NFL, World Series and more. Check for the video on Youtube  TheNextSpliff@gmail.com 

BDP enjoys a baby arm while chatting with Josh. We talk about tobacco in weed, people who can't handle weed, Khabib the greatest MMA fighter of all time? Alex Jones on Rogan and we just tease a few rabbit holes.  thenextspliff@gmail.com 

The Primos catch up on The World Series Champion Dodgers, MY without a major championship since 2009. Mets, Yanks hot stove, Knicks, Jets hunt for Trevor Laurence, NFL, Two Uppercut KOs this weekend, Election day predictions. Danny Breaks down Nascar for me.  thenextspliff@gmail.com 

Josh and BDP talk about The Family Covid update, I roll a 2.2 gram cone spliff. Marijuana goes legal in NJ. What does it mean. Can I grow my own? We fail miserably at trying to make sense out of the Election results. We try to explain QAnon and talk about Archbishop Vigano's letter to Trump, which is red meat for  Conspiracy Theorist world wide. Pat Roberts Election Predictions look like a dud so far, Paula White gets remixed.  

the Primos Locos are back after a short layoff and we have a lot to catch up on. Mets and Yankees offseasn baseball news, NY Knicks and NBA draft. NY Jets and NFL news, Post election hangover and more. 

It's been almost a month since the 3 of us are together and we can't wait to get rolling. No politics today, just shenanigans. Sami hears about glory holes for the first time. Baby blood drinking lizard people, we're too broke to convert to scientology, Guapo and Sami recap their Covid episode, solo podcasts are a no-go. Hot Podcasts to listen to. Our Reedit channel is super wack, no karma. Does Jerry Nadler shit himself?  If you're a president who drops a nuke do you go to hell? thenextspliff@gmail.com

Do you prefer an over the top intro or. more subdued. If everything looks like a phallus to you, it may be that you're just really into vitamin D. Is it time for JLo to hang it up. What do you do when your child questions their gender, sticky subject be careful. Guapo and Sami watch WWII documentary series and learn more history than they did in all of high school. AOC is my girl, even with the crazy eye. Will Tyson Jones go for the kill or will the fight be bullshit. Mike Tyson wants to eat your children. on the undercard will Nate Robinson embarrass himself against Jake Paul or will he surprise us.    Video link https://youtu.be/MWHp0MyJ8mk

BDP, Sami and Guapo review the Tyson Jones fight and Nate Robinson chin. Sumo Wrestling Knockouts, watching DBZ Voice over dudes is great fun. 

BDP and Guapo Chapo are here to talk about Howard Sterns 5 year contract extension, and he gets back to his roots right away. Does knowing how to play Chess help you in real life? Staten Island restaurant owner goes wild. We review a bunch of podcasts we're listening too. Florida peewee football coach goes a bit overboard.  thenextspliff@gmail.com 

BDP and Guapo discuss comedians becoming philosophers. Podcast reviews. Why does the internet hate Brandon Schaub, Tom Cruise meltdown good? Andrew Schulz brings his A game. Jets even lose at tanking. 

What a holiday treat. The Primos are back, BDP, Cousins Al and Danny are all over the place. The Jets, Giants, Knicks, Nets, Election BLM and more. 

Happy New Year, time to lose the corona fat. Tom Segura shows us how a middle aged fat guy can cripple half his body. Taint Tanning and the health benefits. Krazy Karen falsely accuses Keyon Harrolds son of stealing an iphone and she has a serious case of the crazy eye. 

Sami Trees as back in the Studio with BDP and Guapo Chapo. NYC is a different world these days. We can't stop discussing Taint Tanning. Kimye doing the splits, why was it front page news. Patriot Wannabe's storm the senate chamber. Merika!

Guapo is in the process of setting up his new Fitness podcast. It would be nice to talk about current events, if only Guapo had a clue. 2 dummies trying to understand system inequities. UBI sounded crazy 2 years ago, but now. How Tyler Herro spends his first million. We discuss movies, from Scorcese, to Tarantino to old school westerns. 

Is the end of the Next Spliff Podcast coming to an end? BDP and Guapo attempt to make sense of the political turmoil in the US and of course we don't have a clue. With Trump gone, a cottage industry of journalists and comedians will go hungry. Can making fun of Biden be profitable too? Are people willing to make fun of him? Howard Stern starts off the year in great form. 

Sami, Gaupo and Big Daddy Papas Fritas are back strong. We discuss the future of Zoom culture post apocalypse. Vaccine distribution shines light on New Yorks incompetence.How we get info if we never watch "the news". Narrative Manipulation. Freedom of speech, Rapper Pardons. NYC ain't dead, it just looks like it. JLo get's loud at the inauguration.

BDP, Guapo and Sami Trees are back and we get into a discussion about the Robin Hood vs Hedge Fund Billionaires controversy. We also talk about our love for the Kobra Kai Netflix series and Netflix Documentary on Russian Doping Scandal 'Icarus'    Holla at us Thenextspliff@gmail.com

Peeing when taking a shower with your girl. Shuli leaves the Howard Stern Show to start his own Podcast a ballsy move. Why is it always a secret when someone leaves the show. Podcasts about podcast reviews, good or no? Queen Latifah the Equalizer..really. Snow in Texas. Tiger Woods documentary. Lizard People. Crypto Craze.  Thenextspliff@gmail.com  

Depressing Music, Drew Barrymore on Howard was terrible, would we be down to try DMT or ay-ay-ayahuasca. Media coverage on Tiger Woods crash. Democrats are in full power so now they start to eat each other and Cuomo is on the menu...yum. Guapo is finally watching the Sopranos for the first time. Gomorrah on HBO is Lit...watch it in Italian though.  thenextspliff@gmail.com  

BDP and Guapo are back for more scintillating conversations about Chris Delia finally showing himself. No Way to Pray the Gay Away. Proposition decisions. Blame the demons for making you cheat. Open hand slap KO in prison! thenextspliff@gmail.com

BDP, Sami and Guapo are back. The media is not giving Cuomo a break, neither do we. Vaccine noise and fun conspiracies. Facebook vs Australia. Trump pardons. Dining out in NYC during covid era. The mirror trainer. The disappearing Qanon mailman, Q's taking L after L. The Iluminati sends top people to the inauguration. Lady Gaga leaves the meat dress and slays the inauguration. Poor Jlo has to follow.  thenextspliff@gmail.com

In demand Podcast Producers, Female Podcasters. The Donald speaks at CPAC, Princess wannabe Meghan gets set to blab on Oprah. Texans making bad moves during snow storm. Cancel Dr Seus. Cancelling Cuomo for being a creep...too much or not enough. Cuomosexuals are hiding, while Deblasio kicks his ass for a change. Sopranos one liners. Salty language fun. Asian racism is finally coming out into the light. 

Over the top umpires. The former Mrs. Bezos marries a lucky teacher. Where does one meet a divorced female billionaire. NFT madness, we try to understand but...The Corona Economy. Guapo gets the Vax thanks to his crazy moms and has a bad reaction for 1 night. Things get worse for Cuomo. Fun to watch but will he survive it all anyway.   

Guapo turns Kunt into a verb. The Royal castoffs are guilty of Kunting. Jrod WGAF. Shulz's Cardi B. Offset titty joke..amazing. Sopranos fun, Silvios frown and disturbing scenes. The NYC Bro Dad. CDC's Zombie apocalypse tips.  

So we decided to podcast at the last minute, rough start, strong finish. Guapo's struggles developing a fitness podcast with a friend. Not as easy as it seems. Bill Burr is uncancellable, stop trying. College Cheating scandal and Q Conspiracy documentary on Netflix. Baby Blood Drinkers...yum. Fistpumpers getting ready. Friends who beef for no reason. 

Spliffs in NYC officially goes legal. BDP and Guapo discuss the details, what it means for NYC puffpuffpassers and lets light up. What can you do, what can you not do and as many details as we can get. Can cops fuck with you if you got weed or are smoking in public. Snitching on Kevin Durant, Mike Rappaport is a rat bitch. 

Sami, BDP and Guapo are back together. first weeks of legal weed in NYC, meanwhile a guy gets arrested in UAE for having marijuana in his system. The ugly Kardashian gets mad at unflattering picture being shared. Guapo finishes the Sopranos and gives we give our opinions on the final episode. The Gay Bachelor comes out of the closet. The first of many more to come. RIP DMX

When shitty podcasts review other shitty podcasts. Mike Ratpaport messed up. Saving Pvt Ryan, the WWII generation. China be runnin shit. Jake Paul vs Ben Askren review.