Podcasts about longaberger

On this very special episode we're getting back together with two mamas we talked to last year to see how the first year of parenting has gone. We talked about delivery, feeding, raccoons, Home Depot, repetitive use injuries, and Longaberger baskets. We also started this episode with a chat with "Dairy Carrie" Carrie Mess, recorded live at the World Dairy Expo in Madison, Wisconsin. Carrie was Caite's mentor for starting the podcast, a well known agvocate, dairy farmer, and mother of two.This ended up being a long episode, but it's one of the best demonstrations of exactly why we started this show. Enjoy!Thank you for joining us today on Barnyard Language. If you enjoy the show, we encourage you to support us by becoming a patron. Go to Patreon to make a small monthly donation to help cover the cost of making a show. Please rate and review the podcast and follow the show so you never miss an episode. You can find us on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok as BarnyardLanguage, and on Twitter we are BarnyardPod. If you'd like to connect with other farming families, you can join our private Barnyard Language Facebook group. We're always in search of future guests for the podcast. If you or someone you know would like to chat with us, get in touch. We are a proud member of the Positively Farming Media Podcast Network.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Husband and Wife cover Proverbs 31, thereby finishing up the book of Proverbs.The Book of Proverbs is a collection of collections, the FIFTH of which (Proverbs 30–31) are referred to as appendices.Proverbs 31: The words of Lemuel / Admonitions to a King, AND Praise of a Good (ideal) Woman and a description thereof. Lemuel's mommy actually offers some good advice with regard to being a good leader, which basically comes to this: Keep your head straight and don't get distracted by that party life. When it comes to the ideal woman... well, basically she should run the household 24/7 and never sleep. She's expected to do all the work, with the help of her slaves, and even tho the husband is supposed to bring in the main source of income, the Mrs. must engage in that side-hustle life, which is how we ended up with ridiculous try-hard MLMs like Avon makeup, Scentsy candles, Tupperware containers, Longaberger baskets, LuLaRoe leggings, Pampered Chef kitchenware, and Paparazzi jewelry. Husband wants to know why Wife hasn't purchased him a vineyard; Wife wants to know why she hasn't been given an allowance with which to do so.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This podcast is the first in a series of five that will walk you through different life phases and stages I've experienced, and how The Sunday Basket® has been my partner in productivity along the way! Join me in my time machine as we take a glimpse into what my life looked like in 2002 and how The Sunday Basket® was created to support me during this phase of life. In 2002, I had two babies, a successful career in direct sales, the same house I still live in today and of course, Greg! I also had a paper pile problem. And everyday I was playing “the paper pile game”. I would leave my ever-growing pile of papers (bills, mail, to-do lists, calls to make, checks to be deposited and everything in between) on one side of my kitchen island. Each day I would have the best of intentions to tackle that paper pile; but often I would have just enough time to shuffle the papers around before one of the babies needed me and then right back on the counter it would go. That process was repeated day in and day out. How could I make this paper pile more actionable?  One night as my family slept, I finally laid out all the papers in front of me. I began to sort the paper piles into categories. By the end of that evening, I had 40 separate “piles” that were now categorized. The next day I was able to grab just one of those categories (I had separated them all into binder dividers I had on hand) and take immediate action. Oh my goodness! What a profound impact this had on me. It felt so good to finally be taking action and little by little I watched the paper pile shrink.  I put all the binder dividers in a Longaberger basket (remember those?) and I began to add any new mail, paper, notes, to-dos, etc. into the basket. Then each Sunday, I would sit down and go through it. This is where I learned how to prioritize things that needed to be done before the next Sunday and plan my week ahead as a mother and direct sales leader.  The impact of breaking down my paper piles into actionable chunks was HUGE. This is how The Sunday Basket® was born! Want to have your own The Sunday Basket® experience like I did?  We have a FREE 5 Day Sunday Basket® Mini Course that you can join now. This course will walk you through gathering your paper piles and how to sort them in 5 daily tasks.  Join me next episode as my journey takes a stark turn from babies and bliss to chaotic and unexpected.  EPISODE RESOURCES: The Sunday Basket® Mini Course The Sunday Basket® Organize 365® Paper Organizing Retreat See photos from 2002 on Instagram Did you enjoy this episode? Please leave a rating and review in your favorite podcast app. Share this episode with a friend and be sure to tag Organize 365® when you share on social media!

This podcast is the first in a series of five that will walk you through different life phases and stages I've experienced, and how The Sunday Basket® has been my partner in productivity along the way! Join me in my time machine as we take a glimpse into what my life looked like in 2002 and how The Sunday Basket® was created to support me during this phase of life. In 2002, I had two babies, a successful career in direct sales, the same house I still live in today and of course, Greg! I also had a paper pile problem. And everyday I was playing “the paper pile game”. I would leave my ever-growing pile of papers (bills, mail, to-do lists, calls to make, checks to be deposited and everything in between) on one side of my kitchen island. Each day I would have the best of intentions to tackle that paper pile; but often I would have just enough time to shuffle the papers around before one of the babies needed me and then right back on the counter it would go. That process was repeated day in and day out. How could I make this paper pile more actionable?  One night as my family slept, I finally laid out all the papers in front of me. I began to sort the paper piles into categories. By the end of that evening, I had 40 separate “piles” that were now categorized. The next day I was able to grab just one of those categories (I had separated them all into binder dividers I had on hand) and take immediate action. Oh my goodness! What a profound impact this had on me. It felt so good to finally be taking action and little by little I watched the paper pile shrink.  I put all the binder dividers in a Longaberger basket (remember those?) and I began to add any new mail, paper, notes, to-dos, etc. into the basket. Then each Sunday, I would sit down and go through it. This is where I learned how to prioritize things that needed to be done before the next Sunday and plan my week ahead as a mother and direct sales leader.  The impact of breaking down my paper piles into actionable chunks was HUGE. This is how The Sunday Basket® was born! Want to have your own The Sunday Basket® experience like I did?  We have a FREE 5 Day Sunday Basket® Mini Course that you can join now. This course will walk you through gathering your paper piles and how to sort them in 5 daily tasks.  Join me next episode as my journey takes a stark turn from babies and bliss to chaotic and unexpected.  EPISODE RESOURCES: The Sunday Basket® Mini Course The Sunday Basket® Organize 365® Paper Organizing Retreat See photos from 2002 on Instagram Did you enjoy this episode? Please leave a rating and review in your favorite podcast app. Share this episode with a friend and be sure to tag Organize 365® when you share on social media!

“Being live is a high pressure situation so you have to be prepared and ready for it”Special guest Sarah Williams (SarahWilliams.tv) is a seasoned on-air host and a leader in the quickly emerging, digital, shoppable livestreaming, space. In February 2021 she began a partnership with T3 Hair Tools as their spokesperson. In addition to representing T3 on various media channels including QVC, she has single-handedly built their shoppable livestreaming program and produces & hosts all of their broadcasts. Her unique and wholistic experience has garnered her acknowledgement from fellow industry leaders. Sarah was the on-air consultant for the first ever virtual Retail 10.10 Shopping Festival, in which 30 retailers participated. Including Guess, Macy's and Longaberger. At Coresight Research's Livestream Shopping pitch competition, Sarah was a judge alongside Guess CEO Carlos Alberini and Pharus Co-Founder Kenneth HarrellLearn the importance of preparation and authenticity as a brand spokesperson. Sarah explores creating your own opportunities and the challenges of being live. Get tips on how to start now to stay relevant and to consider the four pillars of successful streaming: consistency, improvement, humanization, and engagement. Hear how to build video hosting skills and develop trust with viewers. Gain perspective on how young artists can become a personality or creator via live events. Find out what Sarah believes to be the potential of shoppable livestreaming in the next 5 years.Join the Live eCommerce private community: https://community.estreamly.com/home.Receive weekly live shopping industry updates and tips in our newsletter: https://try.estreamly.com/newsletter.

Mark Somerson, Managing Editor at Columbus Business First, joins Bob Randolph on The Brandon Boxer show for your Columbus business update. Mark discusses new businesses around Columbus, including the latest with the Longaberger basket building owner.

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Go to http://avast.com to learn more about Avast One. Go to http://purple.com/mlm and use code mlm to get 10% off any order of $200 or more. Welcome to Multi Level Mondays, a weekly series all about multi level marketing, pyramid schemes, and ponzi schemes. Connect With Me: https://linktr.ee/iilluminaughtii This episode was edited and mixed by: G. Thomas Craig   Album cover art created by: Betsy Primes Intro Song Credits: Last to Fall- Will Van De Crommert Outro Song Credits: Sacred and Profane- Nicholas Rowe Ad Music Credits: Tango de Manzana by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4460-tango-de-manzana License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Backbay Lounge by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3408-backbay-lounge License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

For a generation, a handcrafted Longaberger basket is something of a home decor showpiece. Dave Longaberger founded the company in 1973, and by 1975 had hired his daughter Tammy to work there. When Dave died in 1999, Tami took over as president and CEO. In 2001, a book that Dave Longaberger had written was finally published, and Tammy went on tour to promote it. That's when I met her. At the time, the Longaberger company was at its peak, with thousands of employees making all kinds of home decor products, They even built a company headquarters building in Ohio that looks like a giant Longaberger Basket.

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and we talked with four breast cancer survivors who are thriving. We'll hear from Annie Slayton Plymouth, Amber Van Ryan , Julie Moorehead  and Keely Goumas Perry. Our resident physician, Dr. Janae Davis of Licking Memorial Hospital in K&K's hometown lends us her wisdom on mammograms, self-check and everything boobs and vagina.    References: How Breast Cancer is like a Dandelion, Longaberger, Goumas Candyland

Former CEO, eldest daughter of David Longaberger and our own Kelli's mentor, Tami Longaberger joins us to lend her wisdom on what it was like being her father's daughter, what it takes to be successful at direct selling, the balancing act of being a working mom and why women should pull up other women.

Pyramid schemes, A billion-dollar empire, and the world's largest basket that housed it all. Episode 9 investigates the Longaberger Basket Company, it's midwestern cult following, and the infamous Longaberger Basket Building that still stands in Dresden, Ohio; as a testament to the wildly successful corporation that began as an unlikely underdog and ended in a shocking downfall.

My guest today is Kirby Hasseman. Kirby is the Hasseman Marketing & Communications marketing agency based in Coshocton Ohio. Kirby is a business strategist, marketing expert and hosts the podcast, Delivering Marketing JoyGUEST LINK: http://KirbyHasseman.comROBB ORIGINALS: https://RobbOriginals.comMOUNTAIN MADE CBD: https://mountainmade.lifeTHE CALIFORNIA WINE CLUB: https://shrsl.com/27lqbSQUADCAST: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=robbjarrettBLUE COOLERS: https://shrsl.com/28ljfIf you make a purchase through the links posted above, I may receive compensation.CONNECT WITH ME:WEB: http://robbjarrett.comFACEBOOK: http://fb.me/realrobbjarrettTWITTER: http://twitter.com/robbjarrettINSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/realrobbjarrettMINDS: http://minds.com/robbjarrett

My guest today is Kirby Hasseman. Kirby is the Hasseman Marketing & Communications marketing agency based in Coshocton Ohio. Kirby is a business strategist, marketing expert and hosts the podcast, Delivering Marketing JoyGUEST LINK: http://KirbyHasseman.comROBB ORIGINALS: https://RobbOriginals.comMOUNTAIN MADE CBD: https://mountainmade.lifeTHE CALIFORNIA WINE CLUB: https://shrsl.com/27lqbSQUADCAST: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=robbjarrettBLUE COOLERS: https://shrsl.com/28ljfIf you make a purchase through the links posted above, I may receive compensation.CONNECT WITH ME:WEB: http://robbjarrett.comFACEBOOK: http://fb.me/realrobbjarrettTWITTER: http://twitter.com/robbjarrettINSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/realrobbjarrettMINDS: http://minds.com/robbjarrett

Learn all about the Longaberger basket and how it came to be. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week in our podcast The Wrap, we discuss plans a Columbus startup that raised $10 million for its software that helps independent retailers better connect with customers and a new Short North hotel that caters to the young party crowd. We also look at proposed Italian Village tower and the return of Longaberger baskets. Check back weekly for our regular review of the week's top stories.

This week in our podcast The Wrap, we discuss plans a Columbus startup that raised $10 million for its software that helps independent retailers better connect with customers and a new Short North hotel that caters to the young party crowd. We also look at proposed Italian Village tower and the return of Longaberger baskets. Check back weekly for our regular review of the week's top stories.

This week in our podcast The Wrap, we discuss plans to turn the old Longaberger headquarters into a basket-shaped boutique hotel and the closing of a Cameron Mitchell restaurant in the Short North. We also look how much revenue the ticket taxes brought in over the summer and the "micro grocery" moving into the Columbus Commons. Check back weekly for our regular review of the week's top stories.

This week in our podcast The Wrap, we discuss plans to turn the old Longaberger headquarters into a basket-shaped boutique hotel and the closing of a Cameron Mitchell restaurant in the Short North. We also look how much revenue the ticket taxes brought in over the summer and the "micro grocery" moving into the Columbus Commons. Check back weekly for our regular review of the week's top stories.

In this episode, Nikki and Kristie discuss the culture of the basket community and how Longaberger is more of a cult than a company. Outro music by Fuzzy Coleman (@fuzzycolemanmusic). Follow us on Instagram @shoppersdelightpodcast

Megan is back on the podcast after flying into Kansas City for a weekend visit. Saturday Morning "Megs & Bacon" special episode gets inside our individual perspectives of the world of MLM, multi-level marketing. AdvoCare, Amway, Avon, Beachbody, doTerra, Herbalife, Isagenix, Longaberger, LuLaRoe, Mary Kay, Nature's Sunshine, Pampered Chef Rodan + Fields are just a few mentioned in the episode today. Expecting a lot of middle-aged white women to not be happy with me after this episode. But I'd love to have any MLM advocates on a future episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everyoneneedsalittle/support

Tony Cannuli and Peter Mingils Explain FTC Action Against Digital Altitude and MOBE and The Closing of Jamberry, Agel and Longaberger on MLMIA Building Fortunes Radio

The Sunday Basket System If you are brand new to my site, allow me to introduce myself. I’m Lisa Woodruff, a professional organizer and productivity expert. I have another podcast called Organize 365, and it’s been going strong for almost six years! This podcast is only 1 episode long. The Sunday Basket® Podcast is an actionable podcast. I hope to inspire you to take action in order to get your household paperwork organized. Where The Sunday Basket® Idea Came From Going back 18 years ago, when my kids were 6months and 2 years old, I was running a couple side businesses that equated to full-time jobs. I was a wife, mom, caretaker, homemaker, cook, laundress… sound familiar? I had a lot of paper. Plus, I had an addiction to these beautiful baskets made in Ohio called "Longaberger." You can already see where this is going! One particular evening, I decided to tackle the 12-inch pile of paper on my kitchen counter. The paper stack was disorganized and there were a lot of actions for us to take within that stack of paper – including bills to pay, adoption paperwork, invoices to send out, orders to place, etc. The first action that I took was to sort the paperwork into piles. I had 40 different actionable kinds of piles. I found I’d been paying bills late simply because I didn’t know where they were. Being disorganized can be demoralizing and you start to question yourself. It can feel like your life is out of control. This is how I felt with my 40 piles of paper. I was overwhelmed, but I knew what I needed to do. I created a plan to tackle each pile of paperwork one at a time. Well, that was 15 years ago and that’s when I consider the Sunday Basket® System to have been created. During the 15 past years of having a Sunday Basket®, I’ve gone from having just a few bits of paper in it, to having an overwhelming pile of paper. It ebbs and flows, but I always have one. In essence, it was a basket that I sorted through on a Sunday. Sunday has always been the day of the week for me when I manage to get some time to myself and I have the most energy. Let Me Help You I am a teacher by trade, a professional organizer, an Amazon no.1 bestseller, and I have taught thousands of women how to organize their homes online and in my local city of Cincinnati. I am going to help you create a system in your household for organizing your paperwork so that it never has to be overwhelming again. Get your Complete Sunday Basket with On Demand Workshop here!

Follow us on Twitter: @BetterRobotJosh @MichaelMoran10 @DigSeshPod And come see us do stand up and improv live! DigressionSessions.com/Calendar *** The Good Year Blimp Said Good Things About Us Too! Hola DigHeads! On this week's episode, Mike and Josh have a good ol fashion sit down! Josh and Mike discuss Pacman related fevers, Courtney Love, Super Mario 2, ET: A Steven Spielberg Joint, farting unabashedly in the gym, Mike's writing children's ghost stories, the beautiful majesty that are Longaberger baskets, and discovering exposed brick and the ecstasy that comes with it! Thanks for all the support as always Dig Heads! If you feel so inclined, feel free to donate to the Dig Sesh! We have a donate button on DigressionSessions.com, and any support is much appreciated! We will send you a Digression Sessions sticker in return and the money goes towards hosting services! Also find us and say hi on our Facebook page! And come see us live! 

Pi Shawls, Math Lesson on Pi, more on nupps. Complete show notes at www.knittingpipeline.com Thank you to show sponsor Quince & Co and my Longaberger home Business. Haste ye back!

Breezy Cardigan, The Russian Join Sponsored by Quince & Co and my Longaberger home business.  complete show notes at www.knittingpipeline.com To enter the giveaway for Knitbot Essentials, signed by Hannah Fettig and Pam Allen, please leave a comment on the show blog.

Sarah and Bronwyn Visit, Big Snowy Owl, and Cocoa Blocks This show is sponsored by my Longaberger home Business www.longaberger.com/paula and Quince and Company. If you are looking to support American goods, then you can start with Quince & Co with their beautiful and reasonably priced wools sourced in the US. Check out Finch, their new fingering weight in colors inspired by nature. Needle Notes Paula’s Projects: Woodturner’s Pully. Elizabeth Zimmermann’s Saddle Shoulder Sweater. After washing and blocking it measures out perfectly! Label for sweater. I tried a wool label, first ironing onto freezer paper to stiffen the fabric. Bronwyn suggested printing on computer. I may try backstitching on counted cross stitch fabric. Ecological Wool makes a very light but warm sweater. Big Snowy Owl Free Pattern by Purl Soho     Bronwyn on Ravelry Pinterest…ask one of us if you want an invitation. Bbknits Nubby Noro Mittens and Fingerless version Palindrome Little Turtle Knits Braided Cap by Theresa Belville Sarah on Ravelry Those Mitts by Leslie Friend Christmas Tree Hat and Elfin Socks Textural Healing Shawl by Shannon Squire Incognito (Mustache Cowl) by Mercedes Tarosovich-Clark Handmade Holidays Our Ravelry Thread Just some of the great ideas: Hot Chocolate on a Stick/Cocoa Blocks Santa Hat Brownies Sarah: Homemade Granola recipe on show blog. Bronwyn’s Sugar Scrub and Lotion Bars Summertime Neck Chillers Paula: Whole Wheat Cinnamon Rolls. Partially bake them, freeze, and recipients bake them for a yummy breakfast. In the Pipeline Per last week’s episode, the Doc Martin second movie wasn’t good. Two stars. Enjoyed The Pit Pony. Has piping in it Downton Abbey Season 1 watching again. New season Jan 8. High Note Low Note High Notes: Paula: The Week Between Christmas and New Years Sarah: Christmas Cards Bronwyn: Fondue Low Notes Paula: Stickiness Sarah: Accidental Felting Bronwyn: Poorly tied skeins of yarn Knitting Pipeline Retreat March 2-3 2012 (Friday evening and all day Saturday) Crossroads United Methodist Church, 1420 N Main St., Washington IL 61571 $50 or $40 for Sat only Mail check to Knitting Pipeline, PO Box 549, Washington IL 61571 Complete show notes and retreat information on show blog, Knitting Pipeline. Haste ye back!

Radiance Shawl, At First Sight Baby Cap, and a Giveaway. This episode is sponsored by my Longaberger Home Business. Always at home in your home. www.longaberger.com/paula Sign up for my newsletter for sales and specials by sending an email to Paulaef@aol.com.  DC Unraveled is a new podcast! Check it out. October by Robert Frost Radiance Shawl by Helen Stewart At First Sight by Laura Linneman Laura has donated 3 copies of the pattern to Pipeliners! Leave a comment below to enter the drawing. Please include contact information...email address or Ravelry ID. Thanks! In The Pipeline Afterthought Heel Socks using pattern by Laura Linneman Nellie by Donna Higgins (Rip Van Winkle Challenge for both yarn and pattern) Seamless Yoked Baby Sweater by Carole Barenys (Rip Van Winkle Challenge for both yarn and pattern) Shaelyn KAL (Knitalong) continues in The Pipeline. Piecework Magazine Sept/October 2011 Literary issue. 8 literary inspired projects. Knit Hans Brinker’s Mittens. Rowan Pure Wool DK adult medium. Rip Van Winkle Challenge October 1 through November 30th  KA Needle Promo from Pinkfeatherknitting! $4 off shipping for all orders. Shipping is normally $4 for U.S./Canada and $9 International so that means Free for some of us and $5 for others. The offer is through October 31, 2011. Use the promo code piper at checkout. All lower case.  Sock it To Me available at Knit Picks Waiting by Benji Goodrich. Track 2 Oceans Apart.  www.magnatune.com Remember to leave contact information with your comment to enter the drawing! The winners will be chosen when I do the podcast the last week of October 27,2011 If you send me an email to sign up for my Longaberger customer e-list please include name, address, and phone for my records. Thanks! The system likes to have this information with your name. Your information will not be shared. Thanks.  Show blog is at www.knittingpipeline.com. Haste ye back!

www.knittingpipeline.com for complete show notes.  Sponsored by Quince & Co www.quinceandco.com and my Longaberger home business. www.longaberger.com/paula.

Kilkenny Cowl by Pam Allen, Stripe Study Shawl by Veera Valimaki, and Chambered Nautilus Tam by Elizabeth Zimmermann are featured in Needle Notes.  Pipeliner tip, talk about goldfinches and their nesting and feeding habits, and a visit from Franklin.  complete show notes and photos at www.knittingpipeline.com.  Thank you to Quince &  Co for sponsoring this episode. www.quinceandco.com.   Quince & Co yarn was used for all projects in this episode.    

Taming large numbers of stitches on your needles.  A finished shawlette (And So Are You by Rose Beck) and a new shawl begun (Stripe Study Shawl). sponsored by Quince & Co  www.quinceandco.com  and my Longaberger home business.  www.longaberger.com/paula Thanks for listening.

Quince & Co is a sponsor of this episode. www.quinceandco.com.  Visit my Longaberger site at www.longaberger.com/paula show notes are at www.knittingpipeline.com Leave a comment on the show blog to enter into the drawing for two owl patterns by Susan B. Anderson.

www.knittingpipeline.com for complete show notes. Quince & Co offers a line of thoughtfully conceived yarns spun from American wool.  Thank you to Quince & Co for sponsoring the podcast. Enjoy 20% off Longaberger pottery through April 30th on my web site www.longaberger.com/paula Three Bags Full is donating a Pink Daffodil Project Bag for this episode.  Leave a comment on the show blog to enter the drawing.  Comments entered by noon Central USA time on April 28th will be eligible.  I announced the winner for last week's drawing. Happy John Muir Day and Earth Day.  The documentary John Muir in the New World can be seen on the PBS site. Needle Notes:  I finished Clockwork by Stephen West of Westknits.  Great project using yarn from The Woolen Rabbit.  I also completed the finishing work on the Norwegian Setesdal Sweater including a woolen fabric label.  Estelle Cardigan KAL  Join us starting May 1 for this Knit Along using the Estelle Cardigan pattern by Melissa LaBarre.  It's time to swatch to figure out what needle size to use for your project.  I give tips for swatching. Thank you to Emily Bond for designing a new logo for the podcast!  The bird is called "Piper".  Piper may have some things to say in future episodes.  Contact Emily on Ravelry as emmylucille. Book Notes:  One Skein Sock Wonders edited by Judith Durant.  5 star except for the last chapter which is a good laugh. Music by Lydia McCauley from Quieting.  Every Bug, Every Bee, Every Breath.   Enjoy the peepers in the tune.      

Sponsored by Quince & Co and my Longaberger home business.  Leave a comment on the show blog to be entered into a drawing for your choice of Sabrina Mitts, Abbey Road Socks, or Barcelona Scarflet and the Tern yarn to make your project.  Nature:  Pileated Woodpecker sighting and info about pileated woodpeckers.  Foxes and Fox Sparrows. Needle Notes: 9 inches left on my Norwegian Sweater.  I identify a malady.  It's Shawl Withdrawal Syndrome.  I have not knitted a shawl since Feb 1.  This is shocking!  I need to stop the madness and get started on one ASAP.  In the Fix It Challenge I knit about 4 rows on a ribbed stocking hat that was too small to give to my dad as a gift.  I share how I sew in the tails on ribbing to make this cap reversible. See show notes for photo tutorial. Blethering Room:  More comfort knitting from 3 Pipeliners.  Estelle by Melissa LaBarre is a possibility for a KAL.  Review Notes:  Knitting Traditions by Interweave Knits.  Highly Recommended.  Get it before May 15, 2011. Music:  Irish Set by Celtic Cross Pipes and Drums.  Recorded at rehearsal on March 24, 2011. 

Quince & Co is a sponsor for Episode 35.  Leave a comment on the show blog to enter the drawing for a pattern and Tern yarn.  Choose from 3 patterns: Sabrina Mitts, Barcelona Scarflet, and Abbey Road Socks. Visit my Longaberger business site at www.longaberger.com/paula Pipeliner Kim inspired this episode on Comfort Knitting.  What is your idea of the most soothing type of knitting?  I look for a garter stitch shawl such as Cheryl Oberle's Wool Peddler's Shawl. Bob and I witnessed the migration of thousands of snow geese at Emiquon.  Find links on the show blog and a video.  Nature quote from Rachel Carson I review The Knitters Guide to Hand-Dyed and Variegated Yarns: Techniques and Projects for handpainted and multicolored yarn by Lorna Miser. Celtic Cross Pipes and Drums is gearing up for St. Patricks Day and our competition season. Music by Aff the Cuff, a traditional Scottish folk band.  Find them at www.affthecuff.org.uk.  They also have a podcast by the same name on iTunes.   

Episode sponsor is Quince & Co. and my Longaberger home business. Travel with me from the Setesdal Region of Norway, to Scotland, to the U.S. to explore lice in knitting and literature.  Robert Burns' poem "To a Louse" is read by Alan Wood of Ayr, Ayrshire, Scotland.  Alan is friend of the charming Louise, host of a podcast I enjoy, The Caithness Craft Collective.  I read Robert Frost's poem "A Considerable Speck" which isn't exactly about a louse, but could be.   I review the books that I consider most important for those interested in Norwegian Sweater knitting.  Of course, there are many out there so I just picked my favorites.  Elizabeth Zimmermann's Knitting Without Tears, Knitting Workshop, or The Opinionated Knitter Sheila McGregor's The Complete Book of Traditional Scandinavian Knitting Norwegian Knitting Designs by Annichen Sibbern Bohn.   For the very enthusiastic knitters and historians, consider Annemor Sundbo's Setesdal Sweaters: The History of The Norwegian Lice Pattern. There is an update on my projects, although the Norwegian sweater has been stalled for the past week.  I finished Baby Slippers from Knitting at Home by Leanne Prouse. They turned out lousy. I started on a new project and picked up a pair of socks that had been in hibernation since the summer. Thanks to everyone who has sent well wishes to my mother who fell last week and broke her arm last week and also to me and the family.  You are wonderful people!  The music is compliments of World Champion Piper, Bruce Gandy, from his CD My Father's Son.  Available at www.brucegandymusic.com.

Wristers, muffatees, and fingerless mitts are handcoverings that leave the fingers free. We explore a bit of the background of wristers and muffatees.  Finished projects this wee are Fetching by Cheryl Niamath and Those Mitts by Leslie Friend (3 pair).  I share some wrister patterns that are in the pipeline.  The winner of the Quince and Co. giveaway is announced.  Our new giveaway is 3 patterns of your choice from Stephen West of Westknits.  The show is sponsored by my Longaberger Home Business www.longaberger.com/paula.  Show notes are found at www.knittingpipeline.blogspot.com.  

www.knittingpipeline.blogspot.com Inspired by a listener email, I talk about wearing shawls and storing shawls.  In nature notes, it is COLD here and deer are moving through the woods.  Celtic Cross Pipes and Drums is performing in A Grace Family Christmas.  A review of new wool from Quince & Co.  Quince & Co has donated a prize of a scarf of your choice and the wool to make it!  Leave a note in the comment section on the show blog www.knittingpipeline.blogspot.com to get your name in the drawing on December 16th!  A winner is announced for the prize from Rose Beck of Rosy Posy Designs.  A holiday carol from Magnatune Christmas:  James Edwards Sans Day Carol, Sussex Carol, and Deck the Halls.

Review of Westknits Book One; my finished Hap Blanket by Ysolda Teague, correction to what I said last week about Alma Ella Shawl, and a WIP Pogona by Westknits.  We continue our November topic of garter stitch or stockinette in-the-round pattern suggestions.  A prize of 3 patterns of your choice is being donated by Rose Beck of RosyPosy Designs.  Also use the code KP2010 for $1 off any two patterns by Rose Beck until November 30, 2010.  Music by Dutch Pipes and Drums.   Shoals of Herring, Castle Dangerous, and Collins Cattle.

New garter stitch patterns to share include Schieffelin Point Shawl by Kate Gagnon Osborn, Alma Ella Shawl by RobinLynn, and Elektra by Rosemary Hill.  New to share about Franklin, Knit, and Purl who seem to have flown the coop and information about avian pox, a highly contagious bird flu.  I finished by Flourish Shawl, a pattern by Rose Beck and love it!  A tip from a Pipeliner, SpinningLil, on using a crochet hook to lasso those nupps.  A tune, Downstream, by Shira Kammen from the CD Music of Waters.

This is the full episode of 36 minutes.  The original release cut off at 16 min.  I finished the Swallowtail Shawl by Evelyn Clark, my Rip Van Winkle Project.  This pattern gets an A+!  On Saturday  I visited with knitters from the guild in Springfield IL and then spent the afternoon piping at Reformation Days.  I read Pipeliner notes on the ergonomic advantages of knitting the English method.  The episode ends with a tune, The Rose of Kelvingrove, by The Dutch Pipes and Drums.  Show notes at www.knittingpipeline.blogspot.com

I read a long letter hand-written in green ink, with a dried piece of spaghetti, dated Dec 1, 1979 from Elizabeth Zimmermann.  Plus advantages of learning to knit both Continental and English/American and the answer to the question, "Does knowing the EZ method spoil you for using other patterns?"  The musical selection is a Welsh harp piece, The Ash Grove, by Cheryl Ann Fulton from her album, The Airs of Wales, in honor of Elizabeth Zimmermann's Welsh heritage.  Be sure to check out the show blog to see photos of the actual letter and the dried spaghetti.  www.knittingpipeline.blogspot.com

Is Flo the Elephant a knitting conspiracy?  You decide.   I started on my Rip Van Winkle Project, The Lovely Swallowtail Shawl by Evelyn A. Clark.  I muse on the Clapotis and why it is the most knitted design on Ravelry.  Nature notes about a Great Blue Heron, goldfinches, and "golden autumn".   A Ravelry tip on sharing projects, stash, and blog posts with groups. 

Knitting Tip from Pipeliner Shirley to use a music stand as a skein holder/swift.  Ravelry tip on groups and forums. Finished projects:  Kaellingsjal and Cabled Raglan Baby Cardigan.  New project: Citron by Hillary Smith Callis.  High Notes:  Cranford, Return to Cranford, and Lark Rise to Candleford.  Music:  Scotch Tune by Mr. Solomon Eckles (Eccles) performed by Da Camera on their CD A Celtic Celebration, available for download from Magnatune.

Were you asleep when other knitters were busy with a popular design?  Let's go through our pipelines to find those projects and move them UP to the top.  I'll be giving away a Longaberger basket, handwoven in Ohio, U.S.A. to the winner whose name will be drawn from the entries.  Leave your name on the thread in the Knitting Pipeline group on Ravelry or in the comments on the show blog.  I finished the Cedar Leaf Shawlette by Alana Dakos.  We add more patterns to our  list of easy lace shawl patterns, tips from listeners, and end with Heyken's Serenade from The Dutch Pipes and Drums CD In Harmony.

Approaching sock knitting with a double S strategy:  sport and stealth.  Pipeliner Stephanie wrote a letter to sock knitting.  I read a letter from Ursula about her crows and then try to talk myself into appreciating crows more than I do.  Piping Circle news about a friend from Australia, Mervyn.  And top it all off with one of my favorite tracks from In Harmony by The Dutch Pipes and Drums:  The Sands of Kuwait.

This letter from Elizabeth Zimmermann was written to me in Oct 1979.  It is written in her own hand.  View it on the show blog.  In Needle Notes I discuss my completed Merope by Rosemary Hill, made with Harmony Sock Yarn from The Woolen Rabbit.  This show is sponsored by my Longaberger Home Business.

A Fiber Weekend results in 3 new energetic knitters!  Thoughts on teaching knitting and first projects. More easy lace patterns for beginners, Pipeliner Notes, Knitting Tips, and Butterfly awareness.

Stitches Midwest 2010 Recap with Charr, my finished Maia Shoulderette by Rosemary Hill, A Piping Adventure, Nature Notes, and a letter from Elizabeth Zimmermann.  We continue our EZ Challenge of committing a technique to memory.  Enter on the show blog or on the Ravelry board.

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now