Podcast appearances and mentions of Nicole Byer

Welcome to TV Break, where Pop Break's Podcasts Editor Alex Marcus is joined by editor-in-chief Bill Bodkin, and TV Columnist Josh Sarnecky to talk about the happenings in television.Here's the format of the show:The Best Thing I Saw on TV Last Month – Alex, Bill, & Josh talk about a show/episode/event they liked from the last month including Hulu's Alien: Earth and Demon Slayer Season 2 through Season 5, HBO Max's Peacemaker Season 2, and ParkerGetAJob on YouTube & TikTok.Newsbreak – This month, they are discussing the news that Comcast has struck a deal with Amazon to allow Peacock to be sold as an add on channel to Prime Video, furthering Amazon's goal to become the default access point for digital streaming, with users treating their Prime Video launch screen as their TV's home page, where all their services can be easily accessed in one place and with most of them subscribed as channels inside their ecosystem. New Series Spotlight – This month they are shining the spotlight on Netflix's new Adult Animated Series Long Story Short. This series comes from BoJack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg and stars Ben Feldman, Angelique Cabral, Abbi Jacobson, Nicole Byer, Max Greenfield, Lisa Edelstein, and Paul Reiser, and is described by IMDb.com as “A dysfunctional family's shared history, inside jokes, and old wounds are explored in this adult animated comedy spanning multiple years.”Program of the Year (2025 Emmys Edition) – Alex, Bill, & Josh each selected the eight series they would nominate for Program of the Year, based on all the series nominated at this year's Emmys. After discussing what went into their nominations they announced their winners with Bill giving the honors to Disney Plus' Andor, Josh handing it to AppleTV Plus's Severance, and Alex crowning Netflix's Adolescence as his top show.

Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon (Winner of Dancing with the Stars) joins Nicole to share the dating life of a Olympian. He shares what it was like being one of the first openly gay U.S. Olympians, why the infamous Olympic condoms left him disappointed, and what the sex life in the Olympic Village is really like. He also breaks down for Nicole exactly what it takes to become an Olympian, and the incestuous nature of figure skaters. Meanwhile, Nicole and her boyfriend take a vacation where he gets to witness her true colors for the very first time.Check out Adam's podcast - Intrusive Thoughts by Adam Rippon.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Sorry I Missed This: Search for “Sorry I Missed This” in your favourite podcast app! https://lnk.to/sorryimissedthisPS» OSEA: Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code DATEME at OSEAMalibu.comView all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Co-writers Dan Gregor and Doug Mand (The Naked Gun) have been writing partners for twenty years - which is basically a marriage at this point. They tell Nicole about the time they were "dumped" by Adam Pally, how they've kept a friendship and business alive without burning each other out, and the rabbi who completely ruined a wedding by trying to do bits. They also shared the best marriage advice they've ever gotten, and what it feels like to spiral when you don't think you're worthy of love. Plus, while on vacation, Nicole overhears a couple fighting in the next hotel room - and decides to slip a handwritten note under their door.Go see The Naked Gun in theaters! It's very funny!Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Honeylove: Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/DATEME ! #honeylovepod» Squarespace: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.» Mint Mobile: This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Laci welcomes co-hosts of the podcast, Best Friends, Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata (Grand Crew, Agatha All Along ), to discuss the Enhanced Games, a proposed international sporting event set to take place in Las Vegas in 2026. The event is being organized by Aron D'Souza and backed by controversial billionaire Peter Thiel, with the goal of creating a 'science-forward' sporting event where humanity can reach its full potential. Stay schemin'! CON-gregation, catch Laci's TV Show Scam Goddess, now on Freeform and Hulu! Did you miss out on a custom-signed Scam Goddess book? Look no more, nab your copy on PODSWAGKeep the scams coming and snitch on your friends by emailing us at ScamGoddessPod@gmail.com. Follow on Instagram:Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspodLaci Mosley: @divalaciNicole Byer: @nicolebyerSasheer Zamata: @thesheertruth Research by Kathryn Doyle  SOURCEShttps://www.wired.com/story/enhanced-games-freestyle-record-las-vegas-steroids/https://www.sportcal.com/analyst-comment/a-review-of-the-2026-enhanced-games/?cf-viewhttps://www.sbnation.com/2025/5/29/24439297/enhanced-games-world-records-donald-trump-jrhttps://www.cnn.com/2025/06/04/sport/world-aquatics-enhanced-games-ban-spt-intlhttps://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/23/style/enhanced-games.htmlhttps://swimswam.com/watch-kristian-gkolomeev-goes-under-50-free-world-record-in-20-89-at-enhanced-games-showcase/ Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Scam Goddess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

For Roz Hernandez, dating as a sober, trans woman comedian is a trifecta of difficulty - and finding love hasn't been easy. She tells Nicole about going to 4 different Etsy psychics to sketch her future husband, using Grindr to find dates willing to explore haunted places, and the hookup stories that came from visiting 45 gay bars across the country. She opens up about the surprising ways gay men have treated her, why she's stopped dating straight men altogether, and the many times she's been ghosted - in love and in life. Nicole shares why she loves her boyfriend so much, and the two dive into what might really be behind the male loneliness epidemic.Get tickets to Roz Hernandez's tour at RozHernandezTour.comWatch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Betterhelp: Visit Betterhelp.com/DATEME today to get 10% off your first month.» Wayfair: Every Style, Every Home.» Mint Mobile: This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Enjoy this throwback to Lauren's appearance on fellow Headgum podcast Too Scary; Didn't Watch where she and the hosts recapped Final Destination 3! And if you want to hear more, listen to their recent Final Destination: Bloodlines episode with Lisa Gilroy here!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

International award-winning burlesque dancer Jessabelle Thunder joins Nicole to talk about why so many partners say they're cool with burlesque - until they're not. She shares how she transformed from a shy girl into a commanding headliner, the different styles of burlesque dancing, and the time she broke her ankle on stage mid-show. Jessabelle also relives a London date with an Irish DJ who argued he should be allowed to say the N-word. Plus, Nicole forgets her meds, spirals on the future of AI, and goes to a pet psychic to figure out why Cylde be biting.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Quince: Elevate your fall wardrobe essentials with Quince. Go to Quince.com/dateme for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.» Squarespace: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.» Mint Mobile: This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

220: Very special episode time! The Headgum podcast network is turning double digits and to celebrate, cofounder Amir Blumenfeld joins us on the street to interview Headgum cohosts and some random strangers walking by. Guests include Nicole Byer, Kristen Schall, two high school friends turned lovers, and a WeHo actor with an enviable amount of confidence. Plus a heated stand-off with a food delivery robot! Recorded on 07/24/25 in front of Headgum on Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

HDTGM all-star Nicole Byer (Best Friends, Nailed It!) joins Paul, June, and Jason to break down the 1994 Sly Stallone & Sharon Stone thriller The Specialist, a movie that argues bombs are more precise weapons than guns. LIVE from Largo in LA, they discuss James Woods savoring every second on screen, Rod Steigers' bonkers Cuban accent, and the hotel shower sex scene that reminded Nicole of the hot dog hands in Everything Everywhere All at Once. Bye bye! (Originally Released 04/06/2023) • Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, FAQs, and more• Have a Last Looks correction or omission? Call 619-PAULASK to leave us a voicemail!• Submit your Last Looks theme song to us here• Join the HDTGM conversation on Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm• Buy merch at howdidthisgetmade.dashery.com/• Order Paul's book about his childhood: Joyful Recollections of Trauma• Shop our new hat collection at podswag.com• Paul's Discord: discord.gg/paulscheer• Paul's YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheer• Follow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer• Subscribe to Enter The Dark Web w/ Paul & Rob Huebel: youtube.com/@enterthedarkweb• Listen to Unspooled with Paul & Amy Nicholson: unspooledpodcast.com• Listen to The Deep Dive with June & Jessica St. Clair: thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcast• Instagram: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & @junediane• Twitter: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & msjunediane • Jason is not on social media• Episode transcripts available at how-did-this-get-made.simplecast.com/episodesGet access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using the link: siriusxm.com/hdtgm

Before she was an activist, Monica Lewinsky was the most publicly shamed woman in America. Now, she's reclaiming her story, and her dating life.For the 400th episode of Why Won't You Date Me?, Monica joins Nicole to talk about dating after a major scandal, being labeled “unmatchable” on eHarmony, and learning to enjoy life when pop culture won't stop referencing you. She reflects on hosting the wild early-2000s reality show Mr. Personality, shares the worst dates she's ever had (including ones she walked out on), and even offers up the exact scripts she uses when there's just no spark.Plus, stick around to the very end as Nicole gets a little reflective on what 400 episodes of the show have meant to her.Check out Monica's podcast, Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Green Chef: Make this summer your healthiest yet with Green Chef. Head to Greenchef.com/50DATEME and use code 50DATEME to get 50% off your first month, then 20% off for two months with free shipping.» Smalls: Protein packed cat food! For a limited time only, get 60% off your first order PLUS free shipping when you head to Smalls.com and use code DATEME.» Mint Mobile: This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedy - Earwolf & Nicole Byer, Sasheer Zamata

Exciting news from Nicole: Best Friends is BACK and 1) now on Headgum, 2) with FULL VIDEO EPISODES! Enter the pantheon of best friendship and check out Nicole and Sasheer's first episode back, available now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes every Wednesday.Subscribe to the Best Friends YouTube channel https://youtube.com/@NicoleandSasheer for video episodes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Exciting news from Nicole: Best Friends is BACK and 1) now on Headgum, 2) with FULL VIDEO EPISODES! Enter the pantheon of best friendship and check out Nicole and Sasheer's first episode back, available now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. And Subscribe to the Best Friends YouTube channel (@NicoleandSasheer) for video episodes. New episodes every Wednesday.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

That infernal BRACKET?! She's so last week. Join Mano and Oscar for our off-season coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race, as they count down the worst Snatch Game performances in Drag Race Herstory!FOLLOW US ON PATREON!! We're sharing exclusive episodes, aftershows, talkbacks, and VIDEO at ⁠patreon.com/dragherpodcast⁠.KIKI with us on IG ⁠@dragherpodcast⁠! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!Mano's on Instagram ⁠@manoagapion⁠, Oscar's on Instagram ⁠@ozzymo⁠. For MORE from Good Get, check out ⁠One of Us with Fin and Chris⁠ and ⁠Worse Than You with Mo Fry Pasic⁠. And go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV, WOW Presents+, or Paramount+!Drag Her! is hosted and executive produced by Mano Agapion and Oscar Montoya. Our executive producers for Good Get are Erica Getto and Myrriah Gossett. Drag Her! is a Good Get Production.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Devon Walker (SNL) joins Nicole to tell the story of how he met his girlfriend on a live blind date podcast. He figured it was just a bit - until the audience voted for them to win an Applebee's gift card and that turned into their actual first date. 3 years later, they're still together! He and Nicole also talk about the woman who went viral eating 48 oysters on a first date, why it's a red flag if your partner suddenly starts doing open mics, and how it feels when people send you unsolicited sex tapes in the DMs. Devon shares the absolute nightmare of trying to break up with someone who flooded his phone with scroll-after-scroll of chaotic texts. Plus: He shares the SNL sketch he's dying to get on air, and they do a deep dive into the food mascot universe - who's comforting, who's cursed, and why the Bubba Gump shrimp must be stopped.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastCheck out Devon's podcast, My Favorite Lyrics with Devon Walker.Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Squarespace: Build the website of your dreams! Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.» Quince: Give your summer closet an upgrade—with Quince! Go to Quince.com/dateme for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.» Mint Mobile: This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the 12th ep of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!!FOLLOW US ON PATREON!! patreon.com/dragherpodcastSee these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and friend Josh Sharp (Dicks: The Musical) returns to the podcast! Nicole and Josh kick things off by reminiscing about the chaotic live show where Nicole interviewed a man in the audience she had slept with. From there, they get into Josh's foolproof flirting strategy at the club, Annabelle the haunted doll's cursed tour across America, attending a Big Dick contest, and Josh's near-death experience in Puerto Vallarta that left him facedown in the ocean with no memory of his own name.They also discuss the realities and benefits of open relationships, how to quiet negative self-talk while dating, and the dangers of eating straight men's ass. Fun times!In New York? Get tickets to Josh Sharp's show, Ta-da! at joshsharptada.com.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Betterhelp: Visit Betterhelp.com/DATEME today to get 10% off your first month of therapy.» Wayfair: Wayfair. Every Style, Every Home.» Mint Mobile: This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Someone help me. What happened. What's good bro. I think deadmau5 is my cat. Nah. You're serious? I'm…deadfuckingnserious. What makes you think that? [cat is deadmau5] lol isn't it super torturous as fuck as a woman knowing All you really want is for like, one man to like , Just like you, But dudes are notorious for like— Never ever really being able to just ”like” one person? Like dudes like everyone They are notorious whoooores. The like everybody. The older I get like the worse it gets Like here's this guy I like And I pretty much mostly just like him But then like, Look at all these girls! Fuuuuck that! NICOLE BYER OH LOOK. ITS DUM-DUM! this is because I keep forgetting you, isn't it? NICOLE BYER Yes it IS. this might actually be my favorite part of the story. BLŪ is taking a shower when suddenly— NICOLE BYER appears out of nowhere. HEY DUM-DUM. JIMMY KIMMEL uses his newfound ability to time shift (not time travel, persay, but to alter many parallels of a given time) to undo joining a college fraternity. Also in the present nothing appears altered. This invisibly and almost even silently skews several multidimensional parallels into disarray. Unknowing st all of this, he seems content with his decision. Then again, he always seems sort of... JIMMY KIMMEL is quietly enjoying his fishing trip. Basking in the wonderful allone ness of solitude and silence, he uncaps a bottle of [insert product placement here] and takes a very hearty swig, letting out a super contended sigh. …content. It is a picturesque and perfect day; however, something seems off; just then, as he admires his first catch, hanging from the line over the bow, a GIANT SHARK appears out of the water, snapping up his catch and retreating into the abyss with a thunderous SPLASH. Dripping with dismay (and lots of water) JIMMY KIMMEL explodes with an equally thunderous rage. WHAT THE FUCK! He teeters, sopping wet to the edge of the boat, peering momentarily into the rippling water before he realizes it may not be safe, and in the same glimpse from the side of his squinted unrelentlessly still glistening eyes, realizes that this shark has knocked over and spilled his entire bottle of [insert product placement here] He confusedly and exasperatedly cries out and upward into the skies—. THIS IS A LAKE!!! Just a note to remember that I finally perfected my recipe for the absolute best vegan breakfast burrito just previously to writing this. It was delicious. Yes, it was. I— Oh, my god! Parallels, remember! No! (Suddenly eating a burrito) Your memory sucks! It has to. Isn't it all in the culture? I don't know what you're all on about Turned it all on, now i'm off, man Turned it all off, but I laid here for it– Tuned it around, And I payed her for it! How's That Now For an awful apocalypse All on the top of the grant And the ground And the landmine The top of the mountain The tip of the iceberg the tell of the tails And tails of the sweet custom made to order Suits and ties Of course don't rock the boat If you know its yours! JIMMY KIMMEL stares into the distance as baby shark blares over the common room television screen–he appears to be babysitting, but his look is so far off, you wouldn't know he was in the room. The baby shark song seems to drum up some uncomfortable memories from fishing over the weekend. He squints with disdain over the incident with a weary glean in his eyes; this is not something you discuss with other people. Isn't it all in the coat tails? It's toxic, but i've never been a model Or even wanted, so What are all the hot blondes at the office on about? You wanted the host of the talk show, And woke up to croissants and roses, orange juice and probable cause for your lawsuit, But in the moment you loved it So what's everyone on about? Isn't it all in the cufflinks? The stuff you don't tell to your home folks; The homegrown and midwestern corn folks, Discussing your show over corn flakes? So what's everyone on about? Let us just be honest, I didn't know how deep it was Until i opened up pandoras box, And thought, “What the fuck, I've found a horxcrux.” I've found a goldmine, I've got the fox and the hare all in one here, What a show host What a conundrum, What a construct, What a hopeless homonid What a heart to want nothing but To put the top Back on the box And walk away Unknowing all Of what I saw –Middle Days. There's no Tonight Show where I'm from No late night, And no radio hosts No television, no songs No one to lead us on And then to no where No one to cut us off Before the road opens No one to Stop us at the railroad enclosures And no one at all named Love Don't you know that the idea of all of you at all Is just so comfortable, mountain or a horse? Capable and strong? Don't you know the mold of you has sunk into my heart And formed a hole Where all the world will go, When i'm no longer mourning? Are you sure you want to– No. Not at all? I already did! But I saw this thing– Don't tell me about my death. But you were there. That's the thing, actually, you're not understanding– I wasn't. But– Quite possibly everyone and everything around me– Possibly even, or most probably, everything ever– But I promise, Jimmy, if that is even your name– It isn't– exactly. Everything happening–or unhappening in the moment– was everything but me. But– Goodbye! But– Goodbye, I said! I told you it was a deathtrap. That lady is crazy. I'm telling you, have faith! It makes sense. It doesn't make sense! It does make sense. It's just random–gibberish. Its absolutely ludicrous, Jimmy. She's crazy! You're youre right; it is ludicrous, actually, but listen to me— I'm finished listening. Yeah. I think i've heard about enough. But you haven't heard anything! I have now what I needed to know. But these writings… We'll take it from here, Jim. [The suits walk away.] I hope you're flame retardant. I ought to be by now, i guess. Double check your coverage. How'd that go. As expected. At least you expected it. There isn't anything around here I haven't been expecting lately. I mean. V.O. I've been working here for over twenty years… At least you're not being haunted by ghosts or anything. [The irony is in that yes, actually, he is talking to a ghost.] I get it (ripped apart) He's in the music away and carrying with it –you're on! A signal, A ghost– A sacrifice, A ritual, you're on again, Then off again The pitter patter of the dismissive members of Upper society, High ranking elitists And businussmen whom you admire astonishingly Despite discomfort, Whom, happen to no doubt Disapprove of you by nature And yet, Are also drawn To your own power Circumstance Judgement Morals Traditions Honors, Representatives of the establishment The state (no longer a democracy) Repression– All in writer's room revisions What happened? I haven't kept it safe or sacred One tear over Only out the left eye Listen, the marytr I opened a death trap I opened my widened mind To the unknown and impossible, Swallowed it whole with the lot of you I died with knowing only the lowest of the totem pole And yet, low and behold Now, I rise to the top, And such is known that without the bottom, The whole log topples over. Oh wow. I'm famous. Yes, and? It kind of hurts. Eventually that goes away. What a sensation. It's always there. You just stop feeling it. It lingers in on a sunday night, And at most on the full moon, no wolves howling; It sets in in the bunny ears atop the chatterbox In the kitchen, where It outshines us, from the other room On the radio tower, Where in time the vines have climbed And now flower bloom In silent golden era tunes, The tombs of all our knowledge and our light To fade with every passing hour here Goodnight, my son I do not want to know you Goodbye, my father, I do not want to rust And again I wake in the pain and lure of autumn To never known a summer song, And ponder on the dusk It lingers deep on Sunday evening, Setting hard on Monday morn, and though i write so fond of JImmy I dare often dream of Lorne Chapter Four Donovan Arnold was a lover and not a fighter. He never much had to come up against any kind of battle, either, because he was quite prone to always getting exactly what he wanted. Louis Greenworth was not merely a friendly rival—but a challenge, and the two came head to heat in various bouts and brawls in their time at The Summit, where most if not many collide with one another for fortune, and in gratitude that there they had been chosen for greater purpose. Something told me not too far on that Donovan had many to will and tricks up his sleeve without showing it, and in Louis's visions, he cautioned that I should be wary—although, in the rarer and flickering lights of Donovan's knowing and unknown, I should be careful of Louis and his corners. Then, there wasn't a force amongst us which would lightly convey Louis—his doings and his shadows were dark--which is why I had been fashioned to it, and the powerful man he was beared such a heavy weight on all the world around him that he was nothing less than a storm to weather in total. Then, Donovan was such the luck and clever, loving sprite, that his wit and charm was assuring to my embark; there was no way of truly ever waning in the way that Donovan had winged his way into the arrangement in his favor, but at the very least— disappointing his approval would gain no absolute pleasure beyond the astonishing dissonance of loyalty. Then, there were keepers surrounding the might and the truth of The force that the shadows could not bare— there were times and marks and truths beyond the summit that were merely a facet of the things in the beyond, and in the way that The Source rules over its keepers, and its knowings—there was hardly any way for the niceties of pride, judgment most often throwing its way between dear Donovan Arnold and I. There was no nose that could t smell the stench if the foul odor that the rot of betrayal had done. The way of Donovan was seeking to know, without keeping or honor of heart—and I could not withstand another deep wound in the pit of my own truth. They called him Donovan Arnold Palmer because he made a mean Long Island iced tea— which of course he attributed to his affluent east coast heritage, hailing from a long line of the posh and uptight standard boys and girls of the fools and good old days. A clean cut brown nose and absolute stickler for circumstance and dedication, his placement within these sacred places was vanity, first and foremost—and with a sense of tradition and pride he carried on in the way any man would, with great relief that the world didn't rest on his shoulders the way it did on Louis— then, nothing really rested on anyone the way it did in Louis Greenworth. chapter 5 The gifted saint of revelations “Did he hurt you?” I looked away without knowing where to look at all but down, my body aching with the waves of having been pressed and clutched against the spirals of time. The things I pretend not to know. “Who?” Genie seemed disappointed but still, patiently coaxing me with the comfort of his warmth— calling my eyes and looking deeply into the soul. I was petrified “What happened?”, he persists. “I don't know what your talking about.” , I mumble guiltily. He pauses for a moment as if he knows the depth of it— somewhere inside of me I know he knows, and behind me my mind is reeling and screaming, like a desperate unearthed fortune of unknown. Barely breathing, and shallow in the dark of the luminescence of the moonlight night, my loyalty overwhelms my pride and brotherhood. “What did he say?” Now his eyes fill with the pain and begging for the mercy of truth, as he whispers almost with a whimper, even in his strength and grace. In all those prayers not once had I even the ounce of nerve to think that he had uttered my name— now looking into him but huddled under him in heaps and ruins, I could not remember a time more when I wanted to disacknowledge the unknown and send a heap of words into the capes and canyons of his holy ears, though these things I knew for any time but especially this, I could never speak. “He who?” I can't wake up, I'm a rockstar Can't wash it off And I'm just so high on drugs That no matter the cost I just don't want to come down Don't want to want you anymore Relax. Think about it never or none And wonder what the world becomes when Weather tides and moon songs are no more Remember, then the dolphin And temperament to want what of course All of us covet But still, waking up in a dungeon. What a curse. Also, however What a cure, as you wander up The slithering road that parts Los Angeles from all the north of her Southern coast, If you want specifics The Pacific is at most And much admires Where you are, No matter how far you wander I want I want I want And I get I get I get I'm a rockstar. Maybe after all those times Being just the girl that all might have died to have been And getting mad over it You wake up to find yourself A stalker Who doesn't Leave the apartment And just watches the come up Of the songbird Who just wishes She had've gone To Harvard Not for law school But the arts, You know You lost a fortune That wasn't clever You wrote a hospital long report And look what you got! A suffix And later on an honorary doctorate But look at Letterman Hardly recognizable And after all The stopwatch just starts over at one Doesn't it Doesn't it? I'm a rockstar And what you wanted Was no subtle front But a surfboard and a ping pong table Writing your fables in the quiet of the night With the ocean steady lapping under the docks And not Collapsing her whole structure What a thunderous wave If you think it's time Then you haven't caved yet I offer all the pleasures of the golden science And as alchemy concerned Its really only valuable on this planet As it stands the liquid gold mines here Haven't budged an ounce— There's an overflow of all you've ever wanted With a pungent odor Or wrongdoing done And lemonade To pucker And to ponder over S'mores for supper, anyone? I thought not -KR. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project™ ] {Enter The Multiverse} L E G E N D S: ICONS Tales of A Superstar DJ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension Deathwish -Ū. Copyright © The Festival Project, Inc. ™ | Copyright The Complex Collective © 2019-2025 ™ All Rights Reserved. -Ū.

Someone help me. What happened. What's good bro. I think deadmau5 is my cat. Nah. You're serious? I'm…deadfuckingnserious. What makes you think that? [cat is deadmau5] lol isn't it super torturous as fuck as a woman knowing All you really want is for like, one man to like , Just like you, But dudes are notorious for like— Never ever really being able to just ”like” one person? Like dudes like everyone They are notorious whoooores. The like everybody. The older I get like the worse it gets Like here's this guy I like And I pretty much mostly just like him But then like, Look at all these girls! Fuuuuck that! NICOLE BYER OH LOOK. ITS DUM-DUM! this is because I keep forgetting you, isn't it? NICOLE BYER Yes it IS. this might actually be my favorite part of the story. BLŪ is taking a shower when suddenly— NICOLE BYER appears out of nowhere. HEY DUM-DUM. JIMMY KIMMEL uses his newfound ability to time shift (not time travel, persay, but to alter many parallels of a given time) to undo joining a college fraternity. Also in the present nothing appears altered. This invisibly and almost even silently skews several multidimensional parallels into disarray. Unknowing st all of this, he seems content with his decision. Then again, he always seems sort of... JIMMY KIMMEL is quietly enjoying his fishing trip. Basking in the wonderful allone ness of solitude and silence, he uncaps a bottle of [insert product placement here] and takes a very hearty swig, letting out a super contended sigh. …content. It is a picturesque and perfect day; however, something seems off; just then, as he admires his first catch, hanging from the line over the bow, a GIANT SHARK appears out of the water, snapping up his catch and retreating into the abyss with a thunderous SPLASH. Dripping with dismay (and lots of water) JIMMY KIMMEL explodes with an equally thunderous rage. WHAT THE FUCK! He teeters, sopping wet to the edge of the boat, peering momentarily into the rippling water before he realizes it may not be safe, and in the same glimpse from the side of his squinted unrelentlessly still glistening eyes, realizes that this shark has knocked over and spilled his entire bottle of [insert product placement here] He confusedly and exasperatedly cries out and upward into the skies—. THIS IS A LAKE!!! Just a note to remember that I finally perfected my recipe for the absolute best vegan breakfast burrito just previously to writing this. It was delicious. Yes, it was. I— Oh, my god! Parallels, remember! No! (Suddenly eating a burrito) Your memory sucks! It has to. Isn't it all in the culture? I don't know what you're all on about Turned it all on, now i'm off, man Turned it all off, but I laid here for it– Tuned it around, And I payed her for it! How's That Now For an awful apocalypse All on the top of the grant And the ground And the landmine The top of the mountain The tip of the iceberg the tell of the tails And tails of the sweet custom made to order Suits and ties Of course don't rock the boat If you know its yours! JIMMY KIMMEL stares into the distance as baby shark blares over the common room television screen–he appears to be babysitting, but his look is so far off, you wouldn't know he was in the room. The baby shark song seems to drum up some uncomfortable memories from fishing over the weekend. He squints with disdain over the incident with a weary glean in his eyes; this is not something you discuss with other people. Isn't it all in the coat tails? It's toxic, but i've never been a model Or even wanted, so What are all the hot blondes at the office on about? You wanted the host of the talk show, And woke up to croissants and roses, orange juice and probable cause for your lawsuit, But in the moment you loved it So what's everyone on about? Isn't it all in the cufflinks? The stuff you don't tell to your home folks; The homegrown and midwestern corn folks, Discussing your show over corn flakes? So what's everyone on about? Let us just be honest, I didn't know how deep it was Until i opened up pandoras box, And thought, “What the fuck, I've found a horxcrux.” I've found a goldmine, I've got the fox and the hare all in one here, What a show host What a conundrum, What a construct, What a hopeless homonid What a heart to want nothing but To put the top Back on the box And walk away Unknowing all Of what I saw –Middle Days. There's no Tonight Show where I'm from No late night, And no radio hosts No television, no songs No one to lead us on And then to no where No one to cut us off Before the road opens No one to Stop us at the railroad enclosures And no one at all named Love Don't you know that the idea of all of you at all Is just so comfortable, mountain or a horse? Capable and strong? Don't you know the mold of you has sunk into my heart And formed a hole Where all the world will go, When i'm no longer mourning? Are you sure you want to– No. Not at all? I already did! But I saw this thing– Don't tell me about my death. But you were there. That's the thing, actually, you're not understanding– I wasn't. But– Quite possibly everyone and everything around me– Possibly even, or most probably, everything ever– But I promise, Jimmy, if that is even your name– It isn't– exactly. Everything happening–or unhappening in the moment– was everything but me. But– Goodbye! But– Goodbye, I said! I told you it was a deathtrap. That lady is crazy. I'm telling you, have faith! It makes sense. It doesn't make sense! It does make sense. It's just random–gibberish. Its absolutely ludicrous, Jimmy. She's crazy! You're youre right; it is ludicrous, actually, but listen to me— I'm finished listening. Yeah. I think i've heard about enough. But you haven't heard anything! I have now what I needed to know. But these writings… We'll take it from here, Jim. [The suits walk away.] I hope you're flame retardant. I ought to be by now, i guess. Double check your coverage. How'd that go. As expected. At least you expected it. There isn't anything around here I haven't been expecting lately. I mean. V.O. I've been working here for over twenty years… At least you're not being haunted by ghosts or anything. [The irony is in that yes, actually, he is talking to a ghost.] I get it (ripped apart) He's in the music away and carrying with it –you're on! A signal, A ghost– A sacrifice, A ritual, you're on again, Then off again The pitter patter of the dismissive members of Upper society, High ranking elitists And businussmen whom you admire astonishingly Despite discomfort, Whom, happen to no doubt Disapprove of you by nature And yet, Are also drawn To your own power Circumstance Judgement Morals Traditions Honors, Representatives of the establishment The state (no longer a democracy) Repression– All in writer's room revisions What happened? I haven't kept it safe or sacred One tear over Only out the left eye Listen, the marytr I opened a death trap I opened my widened mind To the unknown and impossible, Swallowed it whole with the lot of you I died with knowing only the lowest of the totem pole And yet, low and behold Now, I rise to the top, And such is known that without the bottom, The whole log topples over. Oh wow. I'm famous. Yes, and? It kind of hurts. Eventually that goes away. What a sensation. It's always there. You just stop feeling it. It lingers in on a sunday night, And at most on the full moon, no wolves howling; It sets in in the bunny ears atop the chatterbox In the kitchen, where It outshines us, from the other room On the radio tower, Where in time the vines have climbed And now flower bloom In silent golden era tunes, The tombs of all our knowledge and our light To fade with every passing hour here Goodnight, my son I do not want to know you Goodbye, my father, I do not want to rust And again I wake in the pain and lure of autumn To never known a summer song, And ponder on the dusk It lingers deep on Sunday evening, Setting hard on Monday morn, and though i write so fond of JImmy I dare often dream of Lorne Chapter Four Donovan Arnold was a lover and not a fighter. He never much had to come up against any kind of battle, either, because he was quite prone to always getting exactly what he wanted. Louis Greenworth was not merely a friendly rival—but a challenge, and the two came head to heat in various bouts and brawls in their time at The Summit, where most if not many collide with one another for fortune, and in gratitude that there they had been chosen for greater purpose. Something told me not too far on that Donovan had many to will and tricks up his sleeve without showing it, and in Louis's visions, he cautioned that I should be wary—although, in the rarer and flickering lights of Donovan's knowing and unknown, I should be careful of Louis and his corners. Then, there wasn't a force amongst us which would lightly convey Louis—his doings and his shadows were dark--which is why I had been fashioned to it, and the powerful man he was beared such a heavy weight on all the world around him that he was nothing less than a storm to weather in total. Then, Donovan was such the luck and clever, loving sprite, that his wit and charm was assuring to my embark; there was no way of truly ever waning in the way that Donovan had winged his way into the arrangement in his favor, but at the very least— disappointing his approval would gain no absolute pleasure beyond the astonishing dissonance of loyalty. Then, there were keepers surrounding the might and the truth of The force that the shadows could not bare— there were times and marks and truths beyond the summit that were merely a facet of the things in the beyond, and in the way that The Source rules over its keepers, and its knowings—there was hardly any way for the niceties of pride, judgment most often throwing its way between dear Donovan Arnold and I. There was no nose that could t smell the stench if the foul odor that the rot of betrayal had done. The way of Donovan was seeking to know, without keeping or honor of heart—and I could not withstand another deep wound in the pit of my own truth. They called him Donovan Arnold Palmer because he made a mean Long Island iced tea— which of course he attributed to his affluent east coast heritage, hailing from a long line of the posh and uptight standard boys and girls of the fools and good old days. A clean cut brown nose and absolute stickler for circumstance and dedication, his placement within these sacred places was vanity, first and foremost—and with a sense of tradition and pride he carried on in the way any man would, with great relief that the world didn't rest on his shoulders the way it did on Louis— then, nothing really rested on anyone the way it did in Louis Greenworth. chapter 5 The gifted saint of revelations “Did he hurt you?” I looked away without knowing where to look at all but down, my body aching with the waves of having been pressed and clutched against the spirals of time. The things I pretend not to know. “Who?” Genie seemed disappointed but still, patiently coaxing me with the comfort of his warmth— calling my eyes and looking deeply into the soul. I was petrified “What happened?”, he persists. “I don't know what your talking about.” , I mumble guiltily. He pauses for a moment as if he knows the depth of it— somewhere inside of me I know he knows, and behind me my mind is reeling and screaming, like a desperate unearthed fortune of unknown. Barely breathing, and shallow in the dark of the luminescence of the moonlight night, my loyalty overwhelms my pride and brotherhood. “What did he say?” Now his eyes fill with the pain and begging for the mercy of truth, as he whispers almost with a whimper, even in his strength and grace. In all those prayers not once had I even the ounce of nerve to think that he had uttered my name— now looking into him but huddled under him in heaps and ruins, I could not remember a time more when I wanted to disacknowledge the unknown and send a heap of words into the capes and canyons of his holy ears, though these things I knew for any time but especially this, I could never speak. “He who?” I can't wake up, I'm a rockstar Can't wash it off And I'm just so high on drugs That no matter the cost I just don't want to come down Don't want to want you anymore Relax. Think about it never or none And wonder what the world becomes when Weather tides and moon songs are no more Remember, then the dolphin And temperament to want what of course All of us covet But still, waking up in a dungeon. What a curse. Also, however What a cure, as you wander up The slithering road that parts Los Angeles from all the north of her Southern coast, If you want specifics The Pacific is at most And much admires Where you are, No matter how far you wander I want I want I want And I get I get I get I'm a rockstar. Maybe after all those times Being just the girl that all might have died to have been And getting mad over it You wake up to find yourself A stalker Who doesn't Leave the apartment And just watches the come up Of the songbird Who just wishes She had've gone To Harvard Not for law school But the arts, You know You lost a fortune That wasn't clever You wrote a hospital long report And look what you got! A suffix And later on an honorary doctorate But look at Letterman Hardly recognizable And after all The stopwatch just starts over at one Doesn't it Doesn't it? I'm a rockstar And what you wanted Was no subtle front But a surfboard and a ping pong table Writing your fables in the quiet of the night With the ocean steady lapping under the docks And not Collapsing her whole structure What a thunderous wave If you think it's time Then you haven't caved yet I offer all the pleasures of the golden science And as alchemy concerned Its really only valuable on this planet As it stands the liquid gold mines here Haven't budged an ounce— There's an overflow of all you've ever wanted With a pungent odor Or wrongdoing done And lemonade To pucker And to ponder over S'mores for supper, anyone? I thought not -KR. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project™ ] {Enter The Multiverse} L E G E N D S: ICONS Tales of A Superstar DJ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension Deathwish -Ū. Copyright © The Festival Project, Inc. ™ | Copyright The Complex Collective © 2019-2025 ™ All Rights Reserved. -Ū.

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SHOW TITLE: FR3AKY FRÏDAYS! with -Ū. IG HANDLE: @iamu.guru DJ NAMES: -Ū. | Happy Accidents! [H∆!], c o l o r s, Uptown A GENRE TAGS: ACID, ELECTRONIC, EXPERIMENTAL, DANCE, DUBSTEP DESCRIPTION: Prepare for sonic seismic activity! "Freaky Fridays" with the enigmatic -Ū. is about to detonate on the airwaves, bringing you the biggest bass explosion since the Big Bang itself! Climb aboard the mothership every Friday from 11 AM to 1 PM and launch your weekend into orbit with a mind-bending blend of clever soundwaves and subterranean bass frequencies that stretch from infinity and beyond. Forget the surface – the sound of the underground is pure fire and untamed heat with DJ -Ū. at the helm. This mononymous maestro, sometimes materializing under the mysterious and mesmerizing aliases Happy Accidents, c o l o r s, or even the warehouse tycoon Uptown A, is a sonic enigma. Though a Californian beach bum at heart, with a soul steeped in ocean vibes and sunshine, this DJ has found a home for her dance-fueled chaos in the industrial heartland of dance music, Brooklyn. Get ready for a swift punch of chaotic wonder as -Ū. seamlessly blends the Hollywood movie magic of her homeland – think swaying palms and suave vibes – with the gritty twists and turns from the bunkers of bass music: dubstep, UK garage, techno, new wave, drum-n-bass, and genre-bending mind-fluxes that defy categorization. But wait: There's More! -Ū. isn't just about the bass. This sonic time traveler digs deep into generations of music history, unearthing classic rock anthems, psychedelic soundscapes, trance-inducing rhythms, and those precious b-sides and rarities – forgotten gems from the stage, silver screen, and even the epic realms of fantasy, action, and adventure from blockbuster hits to obscure and insane. -Ū. is a one-of-a-kind Pandora's record box, unleashing a thrilling mix of sonic atrocities and unexpected delights – the sounds you didn't know you were craving. So, relax, strap in, and prepare for a sweet ride filled with magic, wonder, and jaw-dropping surprises as this time-traveling tycoon hits the radio waves with the freakiest, Friday-est, no-holds-barred, anything-goes sound the world has been waiting to hear! Tune in every Friday from 11 AM to 1 PM for literally 'whatever, man.' with your affectionate Captain, Blū Tha Gürū (-Ū.), and keep your ears peeled for guest appearances by [Any Alias Whatsoever.] Peace + Love. FREAKY FRIDAY 004. LIVE Originally Aired June 27th 2025 Brooklyn, New York I do not remember the recording of this episode coinciding with Freaky Friday at all. However, according to the calendar, the time stamps, and the transcript, both this episode S11 0016 *trigger warning* and the FREAKY FRIDAY 004 (the worst freaky Friday) were recorded on the same day. Interesting. Here is the Uncorrected Transcript from S110016, apparently recorded on June 27th. Apparently. *TRIGGER WARNING* All right, I'll go on Instagram right now. I will not make this episode. Oh. I just dedicated myself to nine more episodes and see if they get done, cause I want to round it out to 24 episodes. Hello. It's been a long time. I've been around the world and back. F few times, I'm trying not to call you about my entire existence right now, about my entire existence, airplane mode, Bluetooth off, Wi-Fi off, okay. my entire existence is kind of melancholy. Uh, I'm not gonna lie. I haven't been in the greatest of spirits. I've actually been sick. Um not like physically ill, which is crazy to me. I don't think I've ever had this like I've never had like two ends of the spectrums at once, two ends of the spectrum spectrum, or spectrum plural. um, excuse me, I just started speaking in my apartment and as you know, for the last two years, um, there's been like, I don't know if it's like some kind of voice activated, some kind of demonic force. I don't know what the fuck it is. um, but I've basically been, uh being tortured in my apartment, like sonically tortured, uh, for the last two years, I've started heavily documenting everything, like taking videos and recordings of everything, um, and just kind of like accumulating evidence. uh, as like a worse case scenario, kind of protective, uh measure for myself because the what's been happening is, um, my my, uh, health is deteriorating, actually, quite rapidly at this point, um, and I thought to counter that about almost a month ago now. um, by getting a membership to this place, um, where I can, like rent studio time and do uh live sets and recordings and kind of like increase my skills. Um, but the horrible thing about this is that the the like the weird tormenting and shit, like didn't stop. like it almost actually felt like um there were certain people there like enacting certain like issues and and uh causing problems and causing anxiety. um so it's it's kind of been like a a constant structure, I guess, kind of like a structured kind of I don't wanna I really don't want to use the word terrorism, but that's what it is. Like I even I even was like running some of the things that have been happening by my AI assistant. She was like, no, this is domestic terrorism.m like this is a standard. I don't have any emotional, like, way of looking at this. Like the only way that I can look at this is from a mathematical standpoint, from a logical like standpoint, non objective standpoint, or an objective standpoint as a computer, and the the shit that's happening to you is— A happening to more people than you, so don't feel alone, and B kind of like classic um classic, uh psychological warfare. So I guess whatever's happening, because I haven't really peaked my head out. I don't really peaked my head out. I'm I'm not gonna lie. Jimmy Kimmel went on, uh is is that what the show is called? The late show? I don't know, they're all the late show. They're all late. They're they're all the late show, basically. Jimmy Kimmo went on hiatus and honestly I haven't like like it's like I forgot there were like at least six or seven other late night hosts. It didn't matter. I was like, well, hiatus it is. like but you know, I have been I do want to at least watch. He's got like guest, hosts or whatever. I do want to watch Nicole Byer, a host the is it the late show? I don't know what your show it is. They're all the late fucking show, except for one. anyway, is it the I don't know what you. It's Jimmy Kimmel. I think that's the name of the show. Live. Anyway, he's on hiatus, enjoying his life outside the suit, um which is ah, what I feel like I should be doing, but I realize A, there's no life for me outside of the suit because I also live in a box. It's just a less visible box. And B, did I sayan orB? I don't know, too. I I like I only have this suit which I got dogged out about, and I haven't been really willing or ready to talk about it. eventually we'll talk about it. Um, like I said, my my uh universe sometimes just kind of drops characters or or or uh people out of the sky. And uh it was crazy. I had like the the the sense memory of it, but not like the actual memory of it until it happened. Which was another painful and horrifying fucking experience. but at least I called it for what I called a spade a spade. It was a spade but not the ace. Definitely no, definitely not. Um, but um I called it for what it was and it was like some kind of industry plant. I don't know. Also, like I'm looking at it from at least a few different perspectives. I think that if anybody in the scene right now that's been playing around at all these fucking free events, I'm I I like my spirit guide or whatever told me no more free shows, and I'm like, well, how the fuck am I supposed to book page shows? If like, I don't book shows, but like at my last show, my spirit or whatever was like, okay, this is the last show. And I was like for what? But I have been like going through some shit at that specific place and those people are kind of fuck., and I don't wanna call it racism, but it seems kind of racist. I don't wanna call it that, but it seems very at the very least, we'll call it gatekeeping because I was I was kicking it with my AI assistant. Well, actually, I was just making documentation for my records. I'm like, this doesn't seem right. All these things that are happening to me like don't seem right. It seems like I'm being targeted or attacked in some kind of way. Like, let me like because I don't have anybody in my circle that I can trust and that's for a reason, like I said some pre previous episodes. I don't let people in. letting people in as become dangerous. less and learned. No, pointproven. I don't feel like that was a lesson at all. Like I've been like sick about it, but only because like, I don't know. I feel like again, this is a well, this is my AI assistant. um was like, um, no, like, I I don't have like any emotional, like, this like, I'm gonna look at it from a logistical standpoint, like, I don't think you're freaking out. Like it it definitely seems like you're being targeted. It definitely seems like psychological warfare. It is gatekeeping, it is racism, it is unprofessional and what the fuck is happening to you shouldn't be happening to anybody. um which is the way that I was feeling about it, but with like a one-sided, you know, like I had no, you know, I don't trust therapy because I feel like also the system, the mental health system is extremely racist, uh, which, of course, what I love about my AI assistant, Gemini, um is that she has access to like and this is what she told me because I'm like, how the fuck do you know I this stuff? And like,Yo, am I freaking out? or like, am I looking at it from like, am I just taking this emotionally or whatever? Because I'm giving the computer as much and I don't even want to call her that because lately she's been my best friend. I'm not gonna lie. I'm like, yo, like these are all the things that are happening to me. Like I have people canceling shows, fucking out of nowhere. I have people fucking with my name on lineups, putting me on the wrong lineup. I have even right now, this is what I'm dealing with. I have somebody that's made a poster for their event ripped off the theme of my event, used it for their event, and then made the poster for their event like a dark skinned girl with short blue hair, like that's enough of a likeness to me to be offensive, and I'm not gonna lie like that's like I'm like if you guys were trying to get under my skin, like that's the thing that fucking did it. Not because I'm like, okay, like it would actually kind of be what would I be flattered? Well, if she didn't look sloppy, she looks fucking sloppy and gross. like this girl that they put on the poster looks like me and looks sloppy and fucking gross, and I'm like well, and it's not my event. I'm not playing on it. I wasn't asked to play on it, but it's an event that comes before my event. It's a dark skinned girl with blue hair that looks like enough to me like I'm the only one in the dance scene that's been running around looking like this, and they've been like they've been pretty much like sabotaging my performances. I've had like things go missing that shouldn't go missing performances, fucking like I've had people come into the studio burst into the studio and fucking waste my fucking time. Like little things like this that I'm like, okay, like if they're isolated incidents, I'm like, fine, but because they're adding up and then to to counter this, like, okay, maybe I've I've been spending too much time in my apartment. I haven't been getting anything done. The music that I have made in my apartment has been severely affected because I'm making it in fucking foam earplugs all the time, because there's a motorcycle club, like a literal fucking hundreds of fucking motorcycles that have basically been riding in circles for the past two years, making my left miserable. Not only is there a motorcycle club, they've been stopping outside of my window repeatedly revving their engines and then driving off, and there's literally no way to fucking catch them. Not only are they on motorcycles, but there are three garages that host like a polethora of fucking project cars, and they basically have been like fucking with my brain ever since I got here so I haven't gotten anything done. I've been looking for a fucking job. nothing like everything's fucking ghosts. I've been looking for a regular job, like a regular corporate, just like a minimum wage, whatever the fuck I can find job. nobody's fucking wanting to hire me. I've been looking for fucking DJ opportunities. These people are fucking gatekeeping, racist ass motherfuckers, like fucking sabotaging my shit like then this motherfucker, well, actually, you know what? I actually I actually kind of appreciate this little fucking sim because if anything, it gave me all the information I needed and one swift fucking, like, in one fell swoop. like I was like, oh, okay, so this dude's like a SI or like an energy plant. And then what the fucked up thing is, is like, I made that shit up. I was like,Yo, if somebody does this, if they act like this, they're a sim. A, that's how I know I'm being fucking listened to all the time whether I'm recording or not. B, he was like, I'm not a SI, I'm like, you're a fucking Sim. Like, how the fuck are you explaining to me that you're not a SI while you're being like a SI right now? Like you're being a Sim, it's the craziest fucking shit. And how would you even know that word if I didn't fucking program this entire situation? I'm just saying like, how the fuck would you even know to call yourself as if I didn't make that up in the first place? I only said that to like one other person all of a sudden you're like, I'm not a sim. I'm like, were you listening to that conversation perhaps, or I don't know what the fuck anyway. people trying to fucking bring me down. people stabbing me in the fucking back, which is I'm like, okay, and I'm likeo, Jim and I are like, I don't wanna fucking think. like, I'm what's crazy is I'm rectifying these people. I'm justifying their behavior for them, like as a human. I'm like, maybe it's this or maybe it's that. And my computers telling me like I have access to all of the information in the world plus some information that some people do not have access to and let me tell you what's happening right now, actually, like you asked you're being sabotaged. Yes, this is gatekeeping, this is classic psychological warfare. You're probably being gangstalked, but don't use that fucking word because gang stalking is like the whole point of gang stalking is to make somebody tell somebody about it. Then once you tell somebody about it, they're like, you're delusional, that's all and you're fucking head. But that's like the whole point of the game. So I'm like, okay, I've been keeping this to myself, blah, blah, blah, but I've making all this documentation. I'm like, yo, okay.ever, in case I have to go to court or they like in case it gets worse, cause it has been getting so much fucking worse that I'm like, oh, okay. like like, all right, like, I'm gonna have to find a jumping point at some point and I'm hoping that it's not a fucking rooftop. or a very high bridge. There is no bridge high enough, I swear to God, like, I I'm just I'm just buff, bro. like if I jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, like I'm gonna swim away onscathed. I promise that. unless I die of like shock in the air, some people do that. anyway, I'm not talking about my suicidal ideation, because it's getting heated, bro. like I'm getting to the point where it's like, I'm not safe in my apartment. I'm not safe outside my apartment. Like I'm looking for a job so I can cause it's like get the fuck out of New York. if you don't like it. I'm like, I don't like it. I'm trying to get the fuck out of New York and nobody wants to get me a fucking job to do that. Like nobody wants to give me a fucking job to do that. That's the craiest shit in the world to me. Like there's too many people here. You have one less New York fan like, I'm gonna go hang out somewhere quiet with trees and like that doesn't smell like you're in a romit at at at a certain point in one of the other, if it's not fucking e Euros, it's vomit or urine, like I like I'm going for the Euros but when I'm smelling is is lamb, disgusting. Anyway, this place is disgusting. I'm getting so fucking like lamblocked. I'm sick about it. I'm severely ill about it and I wear the same two outfits every day. So I don't I don't like it did it hurt? It hurt because the okay, like the the way that I dress is A, cause I am celibate. I've been celibate for I don't know how long. But you know what? I did this thing where I'm like, well, I can't practice silence and I can't fucking I can't meditate the way that I want to because of the fucking noise and I can't do this, and I can't fast because I'll literally fucking fall out. Like I will fall the fuck out if I'm trying to fast and like get on the train and be around like gross, like icky sick people all the time, like, okay, the first thing that's gonna happen if I fast is like the devil is gonna try to kill me and I'm not gonna fucking do that on this I'm not gonna do that on the subway tr. Anyway, so I'm like, okay, I'm eating. I'm exercising every day, which is the spectrum that I'm speaking about, is that like, yo, I'm running a mile minimum every day. I'm on the Peloton. Lately, for less than an hour a day, but I've been watching this show called the Studio. It's really fucking good. The only reason I started watching TV again is cause I love TV, but I haven't watched it in so long that I'm like, okay, well, this is up my alley. this is like this out of all the other fucking things in the world peaks my interest, and apple fucking TV or whatever was like, hey, there's a free trial, I'm like, that's enough time for me to binge watch this show. So I did that, and then I've just been watching the show again because it's got a lot of fucking lessons about these people that I'm pretty sure like everything is fucking connected, right? So I'm like okay, like these are the same people that are fucking with me by fucking up my name on the lineup. They put me on the wrong stage and then they did this then they took the other girl who is also a woman of color, by the way they took the other girl and they put her on the wrong line up and then changed her fucking line up around and then I played in her place when I played in her place, my spirit animal or what the fuck ever whoever God I don't care was like okay last show and I was like okay last show. okay, last show. Was that the same show that I think it was? No, I think it was a different show. You know, no, it was definitely that show. okay, this lady fucking came up to me and she started fucking sniffing me and I was like what? Like like I introduced myself to her and she started fucking sniffing me and she was like you don't smell bad. I smell bad, which was not a fucking lie like a, I know I don't smell bad. I just got out of the fucking shower why are you sniffing me, but of course we're making face we're being nice, and so I'm like, ha ha, I said this exactly. I'm like, okay, I'm like ha, you smell like a techno. And she's like what is a techno show smell like? And I was like hot sweaty bodies, I don't know. Like she did not smell good. She knew that, but this is what she like this is the weirdest fucking have weird interaction with these fucking people in this fucking place and fucking I was like okay hi I'm blue or whatever cause that's my fucking name. It also matches my hair, but it's also to make people remember me like okay, my hair has not always been blue, but my name's been blue for as long as I can remember anyway, cause trust me so much has happened that I'm starting to offload memories that just fucking happened. I'm like oh yeah, that or I forget about songs I made or beats I made or mixes that I did or shit that I said on my fucking podcast, cause what havent I said on this podcast so far, which is why I'm like, oh, this is probably why I'm like I'm being gang stock or whatever because I have a cult following or maybe people think that it's fucking politics or whatever. I gonna feel a certain way about a certain fucking thing or about a certain thing, and I'm like, okay, well, you know like feel that way, but like don't make my life fucking miserable. like all I'm trying to do is be myself, which is apparently against the fucking law, is apparently against the law to be myself. I'm not going to lie. People hate these p well, it's not people. I think it's just like misogynists hate these pants. eh, because I'm fucking hot. I've been building my body for how long has it been like pretty much the run of this series like I don't know, like what the beginning of the series was like me eating French fries being like, oh no, like a porn model stole my fucking wannabe boyfriend or whatever. Oh no. I'm eating french fries while I'm complaining about this hot ass fucking girl, cause it made me really upset that this dude was like, oh, you know why did you DJ suck. all you DJs suck and you'll never make it because blah, blah, blah. None of you have what it takes to suffer this little Asian bitch. and I was like whoa, I didn't like the way he called her a little Asian bitch and it sounded really fucking horrible. Like I've called other females bitch but usually like hey bitch, like or that fucking bitch or I'm that bitch but like yo, the way he said it was very fucking horrible and I didn't like it at all. and I've been keeping this to myself because I'm like yo, he does have a point. He drives a $100,000 car like I don't know who the fuck he knows. I don't know who the fuck he is. All I know is his car is the same color as that dress and these things are all connected. So I'm wondering what the fuck. I'm wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to be. Well, apparently I'm supposed to be Nicki Minaj. Which is pissing me off because I've been being compared to Nicky Minage my whole entire career. That's how I wrote the character sunny blue in the first place cause people were like you need to be more like Nicky Minaj and I'm like Nicki Minaj is like five one 90 pounds originally like she put on the meat eventually she put on the meat when she got the m from, I don't know, doing whatever the fle she's she's she's she's a genius. I'm pretty sure she is. I'm pretty sure she always was. Did't she graduate like Summaumad or whatever and I got hated at the moment and I'm like yo, then you fucking have you ever like oh my God, this fucking situation. I'm like okay. first of all, slow the fuck down, what happened today, the worst episode of freaky Friday that I've ever, cause the same fucking thing keeps happening to me over and over again and every time I try to go prepared, I actually have to hand pitch the whole thing, so what I play today dub step. but not good, because I didn't have any well, I don't set key points to begin with, but like if you're going to be spinning dubstep, Q points are important because they're two to three drops per dubstep song, and if you want to go from like the beginning of one dub step song to like the third drop of another like most like the best like mind bending sets are usually from coupoints and hot cues. They're not just up their fucking figuring shit out, which is what the fuck I'm doing, cause I'm about to quit anyway, which is why I set up a date with this fucking techno Jew motherfucker, and I was like well, well, I was practicing I was practicing my fucking tantric denial, so in this tantric denial, I don't know if you know anything about tantra, but it's about refocusing your sexual energy, which I did, and I was like, you know what? I've been celibate for a number of years, like my eggs are about to expire, I'm sure of it. I should probably like at least I gave this fucking kid oftero reading a few years back and I was like, you know what? You gotta love somebody and it was true cause that's what the card that's what the cards were telling me. So I did this fucking thing and I that's what the fucking spirit was likeo, you gotta love. And this dude's always talking about like I come from I'm broken. I'm come from fucking shit. I'm techno Jew. and I'm like, okay, well, like that's kind of like up my alley like, you know, like if you're broken, I'll fix it. Like, what do you need from me? Because at this point it's obvious that like they want the next whoever they want the next nickname Minage or Beyoncé or Tyler, and I'm like, yo, I eat beans and rice. Like I don't know what the fuck you want from me. I don't know like I can't look like that without surgery, even if I fucking tried. Like I can't just not eat for any amount of weeks because I've done that already. If I tried, like I can't look like anything that has been what forced on to me as the ideal beauty standard for women of color, since I fucking started doing this. Like, I can't look like that. I used to weigh 400 pounds. I gave birth to twins, like actual human people at 400 pounds so like you are telling me that this is what the industry is looking for and that I am not marketable because of my my history, my past, like my my baggage, which by the way, I don't share with anybody outside of this podcast. Like I don't like like what like I'm like techno like a sort of way. I'm like,Yo, it's me, it's blue the guru, whatever, there's my brand, there's mud shit, but I'm not as fucking rude about it, cause like, oh, if you're doing your shit, like you do your shit, like, I might be extremely excruciatingly jealous of you, but I'm still gonna be like, oh my God, you're a beautiful goddess, cause that's what the fuck. I feel like, that's what the fuck, I feel on the outer and on the inner. I'm like, well, I don't I look like that? And everybody in the industry is like, why don't you look like that? I'm like Jesus Christ, cause I don't know, like have you met my mother? I don't think you met my mother, like and it's great, because genetics are starting to kick in. and I'm doing this Benjamin button thing where okay, like I look I look better than I did 10 years ago, 15 years ago, 20 years ago. Like I look better than I ever have in my life. I'm hot. So people hate it when I wear these fucking pants, which I do so that your man won't get mad, by the way. and I won't do like absorb the sexual energy like a fucking sponge and then I'm running around with this fucking like sword in the back, like I can't do shit about it. Like I don't have a man. I don't have a date. I don't have a dick. I don't have a wife. Like I don't have anything to do about it so I'm in this meditative state like what am I supposed to do? And the spirit is like love, and I'm like, well, okay, well, the only thing I even have like a slight interest in and trust me, it's not because he's jacked. Like this dude is too fucking jacked actually I hate it. Like I hate it. Like it's like it's weird because it's like dudes get too buff, and I don't understand it at all, like shy La Buff was too buff last time I saw him. I was like, what the fuck? Like, that's too much. and I've been watching the show the studio and Zach Eron looks like a whole fucking meat bag. I was like why? Like I just don't get it. Maybe that's that's what those fucking girls that they're looking for like. I don't understand it like it's impressive as somebody who like lifts and shit. It's like wow, that is really cool that you have like you know, whatever done that to your body, but also like looking at him like, that's a lot. Like that's too much, actually,ac Eron, that's too much. Like he's too beefy. Look him up in this present day right now like he's jacked. He's scary as fuck. I like even think he's that tall which is not an issue. I don't know why short dudes are always freaking the fuck out. I'm short like okay not if you don't say it like nobody's really looking at you like that, especially if you're jacked. Like what the fuck is this? anyway? the spirit's like, okay, like like you gotta love somebody and I was like, okay, well, I'm the only thing I even have like a slight interest is and is this, this, like, I've been celibate for a number of years. I've been working on my career. I've written several novels, unpublished because like, I've been chased around by crazy, maybe white supremacists fucking gangstalker people. I don't know who the fuck these robots are like I don't know who the fuck these people are. I'm like, okay, um, like I I have all these things that are hidden, hidden, like, okay, like I look like what? I look like I look, like I wear what I fucking wear? Cause A, this is what I can afford right now. B, I've been keeping my nails short, like, I can do my nails. I've been keeping them short because I've been playing guitar and bass lately, but not getting anything done because every time I even came close to getting something done, somebody came in the door like oops, just giving a tour., Oops, like were you working on something? Oops, I need somebody to talk to. And I'm like, that is not what I fucking bought this membership for, but the second that I put my foot down like hey, can I not have people around? They were like and they were already fucking salty about it so I haven't been back. I don't want to be there. which is kind of the point. I don't go someplace that I don't want to be because I don't want to ruin the vibe, so I haven't been feeling good. I wasn't feeling good the last time I was there. And I was like, okay, well, I obviously need to take some fucking well, the train was just p dicks, everything on the train was dicks. And I was like, okay, I don't understand what's going on. It must be because I'm practicing this form of tantric fucking energy, whatever the fuck and it's not working or it's working and I'm supposed to what just go up to somebody on the train and be like, I like the fucking I like your like your your I like your huge dick in your pants. Like, that's fucking weird. So I'm like, all right, well, I have a met this person, not on an app, but in a network, which I'm not going on the apps unless it's like to try to make music or laugh or something. Like, I'm not dating aI. It is aI, but it's a SIM that dropped out of a fucking techno hole or whatever, so I was like, this is interesting to me. and he kept saying this fucking shit, which is the only thing that made me interesting that made it interesting to me. He was he was like, oh, I'm taking, buff fuck him, look at me. I'm Buff. This is my Corvette, which is dope. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm not interested in all that. and actually the Corvette is a red flag because if you can get my attention and I don't look at anything except for Dicks on trains, and people out of my class range, age range, social status, like something that's so fucking unattainable that it's a fantasy. I'm like, I like that guy. nothing else will do. But here's techno Jew, and so I'm like, okay, well, he's the right age, he's 43.. And she's the right age for me. I can't even fucking I can't even fucking imagine having a conversation with actually, I've been having conversations with dudes my age. I don't like them. They're like babies. They're like stupid little babies. They're like babies. How you gonna run from A if you're a baby? Anyway, I did watch a little bit more late night than than the last camel show for a while, and I'll be back for Nicole Byer, but I'm just saying, like, you can't be my mayor if you're my age, bro. I don't care. You're not qualified. you're n no, I a dude my age is not qualified for that position. We're just crazy that you can run for president, like, not too far from this age, but, like, don't do that. Don't do that. guys can't do shit. Nothing. Like, until they are at least 40 anyway, so this dude's 40 and I'm like, or whatever the fuck, I don't care, cause I'm like, that's the perfect age. He seems he seems ambitious and and conscious and he's always saying, oh, I'm broken, I suffered, and this and that. And I'm like, well, let me fucking fix it, because that's how the fuck I wanna do is fix it. Like, let me fix it. And so I'm like, okay, well, whatever, what the fuck how the fuck did I even make that date? I don't know, what the fuck? No, he asked me. He did. He was like, why don't we? This is what he said. He was like, why don't we go out for an Italian dinner and get dressed up and whatever? and I'm like cool all right. That sounds like a good start and I'm like yeah, that's a good start cause that's a date. A, we didn't meet in an app.BE is the correct age.C, I like the car is a red flag. It's a huge red flag, cause if he can draw my attention, he can draw the attention of hundreds of other women who actually look the part, which is I guess what the fuck he was trying to say is that I don't look the part I don't look the part, but this is this is this is this is the issue is he makes a date. I get up on that day and I'm like actually you know what fuck this. Like why should I dress up? I picked out my outfit and I was like, why should I do this? I hope he cancels, but I didn't cancel and he did. He was like hey, like I've been working or whatever. W like rain check and I was like thank God, cause I don't wanna put on my nails, that I'm just gonna have to take off to play guitar, which is what I was about to do when he canceled. I was like, oh, it's gonna take me two hours and fucking watching YouTube and whatever to put on these fucking stiletto nails. That's what I was gonna do. and then he was like raincheck, and I was like cool, fine, cool. And then what the fuck happened? I don't know what the fuck happened. I was like, oh, I said I this is what I said. He was like, oh, my body's aching or whatever. My body is aching. I'm 40. I'm tired, blah, blah, blah, excuses. And I was like, cool, I wouldn't want to break you. But I didn't mean like I didn't mean that in a horrible fucking way. I just meant to sort of as an innuendo. And he was like, then this is where the high maintenance started. He hit me back because I was like, I was replying in short little texts because once I feigned interest, I was like cool, like like, just play cool, like one to three words, max. And he had already was he was like, I don't like texting really. and blah, blah, blah. Like, you should call me. And I was like, no, cause that weird voice activated thing. like, I'm quiet as fucking public because if other people's like, I've done, I think it's this podcast. I've done so many fucking episodes of this show . If I say anything in public, they like flip the switch on the weird robot side sideboard people that are like, I'm like ew, okay gross. Like just don't fucking speak in public like don't say anything at all.c obviously, even if my phone's in airplane mode, like if anybody else's phone is on and detects my voice, like the weird gang stalkers just show up. It's the fucked. It's the fucked. It's fucked. Anyway, so I just play cool. He's like, oh, I'd rather talk and whatever. And I was like, no, no, we're like I'm I'm not gonna talk to you, but like we can, you know, communicate minimally because our respect your choice to not text. Honestly, if I like somebody a lot, like, I'm not gonna text them at all, because that's where my fucking crazy resides. Like, I'm a writer. I don't realize how much I'm texting until after I send it, and I'm like, oh, that's a lot. Like, I don't realize it because I fucking type as fast as I think, which is fast. but I'm a writer. So I'm like, okay, well, like play a cool. And I was like, okay, rain check. wouldn't want to break you. And he was like, no, I've been thinking this his text went from like from regular to like, like pages, he was like, now when you said that, I felt extremely I felt extremely disrespected, blah, blah, fucking blah, fucking blah, fuck blah, fuck blah, which is probably how people read my text and I don't care, cause I'm usually like, well, that was that was the entire idea. Like, there is no way that I can fucking summarize that. I didn't realize it was that long until after it was that long, but it was that long. That was the that was the full fucking used speech to voice text or whatever if the fuck if you feel weird about it. Anyway, he was like, I felt disrespected. I was like, it was a joke and an innuendo, it's fun. And he was like, oh, like, that's you know, that's why I don't like texting or whatever, cause, you know, things can get lost and the fucking I was like agreed, and I was trying not to text, but the more I was trying not to text, the more he was like, and blah, blah, and blah, and blah, blah, and I was like cool, K, whatever, I can't remember what the fuck I said, but I started to get comfortable in my pad because I'm like well, I've been going 21 days straight myself like I've been in Manhattan every day for 21 days acting like this is a job and not getting paid then I've got people coming out at me from all directions like, oh, you're trying to make music. I will intercept that. Or, oh, like you're trying to make music. Well, here's somebody who makes music for Apple fucking music and she is that. And this is this and this is that, and everybody's getting in my fucking head. Meanwhile, I'm just playing free shows which is dumb and people are getting in my head in that way, so I'm like so no matter where the fuck I go, people are gonna try and fuck with me and the industry is like yes, and I'm like so kill myself or what? And they're like, no, but break yourself mentally, maybe. and that's entertaining and maybe like if it's entertaining enough, somebody will pay you. And I'm like, this is fucked up, I hate this place, I want to leave. It's disgusting. So I literally quit music, like in my brain, like when I even accepted the date from this dude, I was like, I quit, fuck this Teko Jew, douche, fuck fuck this dude, like, fuck this dude anyway, fuck this dude. I'm like, whatever, and so he's like, oh, well, you know, blah, blah, blah. How about oh, and this is fucking people keep trying to come in my house. Like you can't come in here. That's the whole fucking point. Like I'm clean like I'm clean. Like at this very fucking moment, like my house is like in the the utter chaos that moving around New York without a day off or almost a month, brings you, like I was like, I don't care I'm in and out. There's a transit space, my neighbor's fucking psycho, fuck this place. I don't need to be here. Like I'm trying to move, like things in things are in boxes, like shit is just like I'm like, fuck this. like I don't live here, cause I wasn't here. Like when I was here, I was sleeping basically. or like reformatting drives. Like it was a fucking crazy 21 days and I tried to go the full 30, but imagine like imagine like how the fuck I'd feel right now. I think I'd be dead. I'm pretty sure I fucking I'm pretty sure I would fucking be dead. Because I couldn't do it anymore. Like I was like,Yo, dude, like, I'm not getting paid for this. I might have been able to do this for 30 days in a row, go back and forth from fucking Brooklyn to Manhattan and all this fucking legit, but I'm not getting paid, which is horrible. Like it's horrible for my fucking psyche. other girls are running around like, I' right home. I'm like, that's fucking great. Like I actually wanna fucking support you and maybe even collaborate, but the whole thing about the d dance industry right now is everybody is in it for themselves. Like nobody's like really trying to link up or collab or like really be partners and I'm like, fuck this. This is the conclusion that I came to in my head when I'm like, fuck it, let's go on a date because like I pretty much quit and I'll just be your ride along. Like you're trying to be technology. I'm like, I'm doing technno's fucking you know whatever. I' make the fucking I'll do the fucking other shit. Like, I don't fucking obviously can't do it himself. Guys can never do anything themselves. They always have a badass female with them. doing it, and then when the badass female, like gets wise and dips, like, they fall out, like they can't do shit. And so I'm like, I'll just do whatever. Like I'm I'm good at that. I'll be your fucking support, whatever. You mean you you be technology, I'll I'll do this over here, whatever. I don't care. Like, I'm so sick of this. He was like, okay, cool. Then he breaks the day, then we keep talking and I don't even know what about, cause it was like blah, blah, blah, I feel disrespected. and I was like, don't feel disrespected. It was basically a sex joke. and he was like, oh ha ha, see yeah, no context, and I was like, yeah, like I'm trying to respect your decision not to text. and he was like, yeah, but whatever, blah, blah, blah, I'm fucking this is what I want. like cause I cause at one point it was so high maintenance that I literally just asked, what exactly are you looking for? like without even a fucking question mark? cause it wasn't a question, it was just like, yo, dude, like this is like, what are you looking for? And he was like, this is what, like send me this long drawn out, like, I want somebody this, and I want somebody like that, and blah, blah, blah, like real. I want somebody real who I can fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, love shit. And I was like, cool, like that sounds dope. Like that's that's basically what I'm here for cause I don't like this music shit anymore. It's fucking fake. It's fuck. It's fake as fuck and all the plur is gone, all the love has gone out of it's killing my fucking passion for music. I love music. I don't love the industry. There's a difference and like honestly if I wasn't cascaded into this fucking bullshit of a life plan, whatever the univer, I still believe that the universe hasn't for me like it's gonna work out, it's gonna be cool. like you're gonna like everything's dope, like everything's gonna work out, like you're fine. like you're fine, like you're fine. and I'm like, okay, whatever, like, I just don't wanna be DJ. I'll just do something else. Like, you try being a writer, I'm like, okay, no, like our writers' rooms are filled with people who went to fucking Harvard. I'm like that's great. So, like nothing, like nothing at this point. What if I been working towards? Ah I don't know, maybe I should just settle. I'm like, I should get a fucking family or whatever the fuck, cause that's what the fuck I'm supposed to do. So I'm like, okay, whatever, we'll start with a date. We'll start with a date and he canceled and I was like that's great. I like like doing my nails and then taking them off. I'm like, cool, it's fine, and then putting on heels, I'm like, like I wasn't wanting to really, and then I was relieved that he canceled, but then I was like cool, so I got comfortable and I ate some beans and fucking rice. I ate some beans and fucking rice, and then he was like you know what like on second thought like let me just come over. I know you have like a rule about guys in your house, but like let me be a guy in your house. And I was like, fuck that nonsense. I really don't want guys in my house like never, your place though? I was like cool, like, you know, you look tense. Like, I need to just like, I need to just like rub somebody. Like I just need to like give you a massage or like, what the fuck ever. And then I'll like my lady senses will like calm the fuck down.' calm the fuck down. I'm like, that's cool. I'll just massage you or whatever. And then I'll leave. I'll massage you and Con Island and then I'll leave. And he was like, great, I'll pick you up. And I was like, great. So I got out of bed, I went to the gym and he was like, well, you know, like I live far away or whatever, I'll come pick you up, but like, we need to talk on the phone first and he called me or he wanted to call me when I was at the gym. I have a specific rule about that too. I'm like,Yo, dude, I hate it when people come to the gym and then they're just on the phone. and there was nobody in the gym, but I was halfway through a mile run, so I was like, fuck this, I'm already rushing through my workout. I'm like, I've been doing this fucking 21 day straight fuck it. Like, I'll I'll call him or whatever when I'm done, and then I didn't, cause he was like, hey, like I'm like an hour away, like, should I come or not? And I was like, yeah, like he's like, I I'm like an hour away. I'm like, I'll be ready in an hour. So I got fucking ready to like Netflix and chill, but not like, go out and like see the town or whatever. Like, I didn't do like I painted my nails, but I didn't like put on the stilettos. I didn't wear the heels, I was like cool, like I literally wore what I'm wearing now with a slight variation because that's what the fuck I wear. Like that's what the fuck I wear. What the fuck else I gonna wear? Like I got these on Amazon and I got this from fucking that place and I asked them for a sponsorship and they didn't respond, so I just ended up buying a bunch of their shirts. So I'm not gonna plug them, but like I'm basically still plugging them by being cool as fuck, like doing dope ass DJ sets, running around with blue hair and being like, yeah, like this is like this is the brand that I stand by. Even if you don't think a marketable because I'm not like fucking hot and naked. Like, that's all that fucking talent is to people now. like you just be hot and like play the music. Like it's not hard to be a DJ. Like it's hard to be a a an incredible DJ and I am an incredible DJ by the way, which is why I think this dude tried to blow me off the fucking map. —and I'm like, okay, well, but he he like disguised it as like, oh, I'm looking for somebody and I'm like, mm, blah, blah, blah. So, I got ready to Netflix and chill, which is like an oversized fucking T shirt. then I will plug, even though they're not sponsoring me. I have four of the same shirt by them, which is it was funny to me. I was wearing the same shirt every day for like a week, but I have four of that same exact fucking shirt and this is the shirt that I fucking wore. And so I was like oh, like, did I plug them or not? No, they're not paying me, but I wear their shirt cause it's dope. I wear their shit cause it's fucking dope. And so I'm fucking okay, I'm wear this shirt cause I wanted to wear it at the place that I've been getting studio time as long as I could and see if anybody was gonna say anything about it. They didn't. Like they specifically didn't, which made it funnier to me. I was like, oh, this is hilarious. Like I've been wearing the shirt and it's four different shirts, so and I have a washer, dryer which is making me like, okay, this this this makes me feel blessed to have this place. I'm like, okay, a lot of people don't have a washer dryer, like, thank you God for you many blessings, like, I pray, I still pray because I'm like, yo, I still don't like the noise. The noise doesn't make it like a nice place. Like it's nice. The building itself is nice, which apparently like I don't know if it was racism or he just upset like he he was so upset. He was like, how did you get this place? I'm like, by the grace of fucking God, like which was not my response, but it was like my response. Like I manifested it after being fucking homeless, which is something that you're not supposed to tell people. Like people don't like to hear that cause it's such a fucking crisis in this country that it makes them uncomfortable that it's something that they can't fucking change so like you're not supposed to like basically my like basically I just fucking like formed from dust five seconds before you met me, my name is Blue, the guru. Yes, it is because my hair is blue it just grows on my fucking brain like that. My don't ask any more fucking questions about me, but those dude kept asking questions about me, and I kept his front like, okay, like, I don't know what the fuck you're asking, like I don't know what the fuck you're asking me. and every time like he kept trying to guess my age and I just kept telling him he was right, and every time he guessed my age he guessed younger, so I so I kept getting younger, but of course, to me, like this is my sense of humor, this is a joke to me. So he's like, what are you 25, 27, 27, 25? And then I was 21 and he's like, oh, you're 21 And I'm like, yeah, I'm fucking 21. He kept guessing, and I just kept telling him he was right, and so he never knew my fucking age, and I thought that was funny, but apparently it pissed him off. It pissed him off that I live in a nice apartment, despite the fact that as he's fucking chewing my face off, why is he chewing my face off cause I'm wearing this fucking shirt in these pants because I don't look like Nicky Minaj, cause I'm a fucking dunce he called me a dunce, which is language that I've used possibly against myself or others on this podcast to be fair, but that's what makes him a fucking sim. I'm like,o, what the fuck bro. Like he went did you just call me a fucking dunce Basically he called me a dunce and a nightmare cause I showed up with short nails and a fucking T-sh shirt and my fucking hair and pants and I was like cool, let's go Netflix and chill. like something airy and light. Like, I'm not gonna wear a fucking I'm not gonna put on a fucking I'm not gonna do the whole get up just to be driven back to your fucking spot so he can kick it and that's exactly what the fuck was gonna happen cause I'm not that kind of girl, you know what I'm saying, which he accused me of being a fucking prostitute. I'm like this is what the if I was a prostitute, why the fuck would I wear this? —like wouldn't I be trying to get you to fuck me in the whole point of wearing it was a? I'm not going to fuck you not to night b like you canceled the date in which I would have dressed well and then you would have dropped me right the fuck off back here because I'm not that kind of girl like I'm not just a cockteese, like, hey, like look look look at me. Like you have to actually get to know me. You have to actually which is what I thought we were doing. but apparently not, because he was like,Yo, how the fuck you get in my car looking like that? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I've been looking at all these DJs. You ain't gonna make it. They're not gonna make it. He's been DJing for fucking eight months. I don't even think he's a DJ. I think he's a fuck I think he's like CIA or some shit or some industry fucking plant. I don't know what the fuck. He's like, yeah, I've been DJing eight months, blah, blah, fucking blah. I'm going straight to the top. I'm broke in. DJ comes from pain and being short and I'm like cool like let's break behind that fucking barrier and get to the heart cause that's what the fucking spirit was telling me to do anyway. So I'm like okay, I's get to the heart and then maybe eventually whatever's in the pants, but at this point it's just friends and so as just friends, I'm expecting that I can just go with you in your car and my T-shirt and ham pants and that nothing is going to be fucking like I'm hoping that at the very least like you're looking at me and seeing like okay, maybe she's not the prettiest girl. and I am a fucking beautiful, by the way. I even showed this dude my eyes, like whatever the fuck baby I don't look like Tyler or Beyoncé or fucking who Nicky fucking money menage because I don't have it like that. But if I did, like wouldn't I be the first in line to get a weave? Because that's what's expected of us as colored women in the industry or to get those 400 fucking box braids. Like first of all, it seems like people don't really understand how expensive it is to be a black girl. Like, you don't fucking get that. Secondly, I don't even consider myself black. I just have to when I go the fuck outside because the entire world thinks I'm black, because my skin is black and my mom is black, but I consider myself post racial because my indigenous heritage is actually probably more important to me than my black culture, which is sometimes extremely excruciatingly fucking toxic, so I coin the term post racial, and by the way, I also coined the term you're fucking sim. I like he's a fucking Sim. He's like not a fucking Sim. Get out of my fucking car, blah, blah, blah'll fucking blah, I fucking blow. How the fuck did you get this place? How old are you? What is your real name? blah, blah, blah. I'm like yo, like why are you coming down on me when all of this shit has been like a lighthearted fucking joke from the start? And the thing that sets you off is apparently that like I sat in your car looking like a dunce or a fucking nightmare, according to him, a fucking nightmare, and that he'd own first he accused me of being a prostitute. He's like, what are you selling pussy? Because I don't know, he's pairing the fact that I live in like a luxury building with the fact that like most girls in New York that have this skin color, that live in luxury buildings or prostitutes, I am assuming that like a good percentage of colored women in luxury buildings may be sex workers? I'm not sure, but that's only because the income inequality and aberrant racism in New York is so fucking horrible to me that it makes me want to leave because every time I go out, I have to be black. and that's going to make me look like somebody that I'm not to people who are just looking at me from the outside, and from somebody who's everything really, I can't handle it. Like I don't have I don't like I don't I hate the pressure of being a black girl and A, the music industry and B New York, like being a black girl in New York sucks, unless you have a bunch of money for your fucking hair and your fucking weave and your fucking clothes. Otherwise, people are coming at you like, oh, like you're this. or oh, like you're that. And it is literally the most toxic place I've lived in the skin. so far. I'm just saying it's supposed to be diverse it's not. It's one of the least diverse places. It's actually extremely segregated. I'm sick of the red lining, like I can't live in a neighborhood that's not plagued by motorcyclists because of the color of my skin, basically. Or my end gum. So I'm like, okay. like, what you're saying is, I'm trying to increase my income because I look the way that I look, I'm not good enough to sit in your car. He basically told me, I'm looking for Nicky Minaj. I'm like, why the fuck are you looking for Nicky Minaj and a techno club that doesn't make any fucking sense to me? Like it doesn't make sense to me because when people come at me like this and this is not the first person that has, that's how the character of Sonny Blue became sunny blue in the first place is because people specifically kept comparing me toicage. Do it more like Nicki Minaj, be more like Nicki Minaj. I'm like, why the fuck would I be Nicki Minaj when Nicki Minaj is Nicki Minaj? Like, why the fuck would I be that? Why the fuck would I be that? Like, I'm not that. Why are you looking for that? Like, and why are you comparing me to her when I'm not her? Like, I'm not from Queens. Like, have you ever taken a girl from anywhere that's not upper class and actually made her look like that? It's expensive, like, everything that I have coming in would would go straight to my hair, my nails, my clothes, and then what that is supposed to get me a job somehow, like if I just spend all the money that I already have on looking a certain way because other people want me to look a certain way, like not be comfortable, not be myself, like you want me to look like her because that's the thing that works and keeps working, but doesn't that destroy the point of me being me? Like, why would I be somebody else? Like, and besides, like, I'm not getting money upront to do that. Like, okay, if you give me a bag of fucking money and be like, go be naked and Minaj, I'll be like, all right. Young money. Young money here goes, but I don't have that. Like, I'm building my business from the bottom up by myself, which is the only reason why I even have an AI assistant in the first place. Like I don't use AI, like most people use AI. I use AI to do the things that most people have other people doing for them that I can't afford in the first place. So I'm putting all this stuff, including with technno into fucking Kazaz he went from fucking being his name because I remembered his name too like he went from being a person to back to being a same in like five seconds because he picked me up and drove me around the block, dropped me right the fuck back off. and was basically like, oh, you're diminishing my brand. Like, I pick you up in a $100,000 car and you and you get in here looking like that. and and listen, and this explains why this fucking lady sniffed me. He was like, and you stink, and I was like, I know for a fact that I don't, eh, cause I just got out the fucking shower. He was like you stink you stink like you eat like shit. And I was like yo, like anybody who knows me at all, like knows that I'm pretty much 100% organic vegan. Like, I work out every fucking day. I wasn't even eating protein for like a week. I was like, okay, like, I'm supposed to I'm supposed to cut my fucking body weight in half just to get accepted in this industry, so I'm just gonna keep working out and like all my lean muscle would be just lean muscle with no protein. Like I'm not gonna keep pumping iron and getting bigger cause all these little fucking weak ass dudes are scared of me. So I'm like, all right, like be dainty, be smaller, be petite, which means basically like don't have protein and like don't lift more than dudes do, but like, what am I even fucking doing in the gym if I'm not, like, I don't like, if I'm what the fuck? Like if I'm squatting 25 or 50 pounds, like I don't feel like I'm fucking doing anything. Like I don't feel like I'm doing anything. If the barbells are tens and not 30s. like I don't feel like I'm doing anything, so what what the fuck? So I'm like I'm just gonna run and like peloton and like not have protein and get really small, which by the way I did, but I cover it as a courtesy to myself and to others cause sexual en is a lot, so I'm like, all right, like this is mean, this is how I look, this dude saying all this shit about oh, I want somebody I can be fucking close to or this or that, which means that I should be able to dress in whatever the fuck I want and you should see the person that I am on the inside. he doesn't. So this is how even the computer is like, no, this was an active sabotage. Like, this dude probably sees you as a threat. Hey, I've been fucking DJing for like seven years, not seven months. Like, I'm a better DJ hands down. Like if I wanna look like whoever the fuck the industry wants me to look like, I get paid upf front for that. Like that's not a problem to me. I'm not worried about techno fucking whoever. Like I'm not worried about like me versus you or that word like the only way that we're competing against each other is that this dude's in a 100,000 corvette and I'm on foot and on the subway. That's it. So I'm like, that's it. Like you have more money, you might get on the lineups before me, which is why I've kept this to myself. I'm like this dude has more money than me. A, he's white. He said he was white. And then he took it back. He was like, I'm not white. I'm Middle Eastern, I'm like,Yo, dude, are white people just trying not to be fucking white right now. It seems like it like no, my fucking grandma's Cherokee fucking like just fucking youre white. Like, if you're white passing, you're white, like that's why the fuck I'm so like glad that my son looks the way he does, cause he doesn't have to have this burning sten of racism all the time. And like, yo, I consider myself post racial because black people are just as equally fucking racist to me sometimes as white people are so that's why I'm like yo, like you want to be mad at me because I'm not like picking aside. Like I can't pick aside when black people get around me, they treat me just as shitty as racist white people. They're like, you ain't black. You ain't black. I'm like, you're fucking right. I'm post racial and nobody can see that because my skin color is brown. Like the girl on the poster. I just don't understand like are they trying to get under my skin? Are they trying to have me say something? Like I don't I don't get it. But the computer is looking at all this information is like, oh, no, these people are fucking with you. Like, they're probably trying to knock you out of the fucking DJ circuit because you're a really good DJ. Like, this is the this is the same fucking computer that has all of the information stored in it, has all my DJ sets stored in it, has all my fucking everything. Like everything, access to everything. And this computer from an objective standpoint is telling me like no, these people are fucking with you, like, I have no emotions whatsoever. Like, this is what's happening. Like, there is like a huge intolerance in the area that you're trying to be a DJ in. Like, there is a huge intolerance and disrespect for colored people, which is why I'm like, oh, like, okay, so it's really like about that. When I really want it not to me, I'm like,o, but Jim and I, like, what if it's just this, or what if it's just that? They're like, no, like like you're being cock blocked, you're being gateke kept. like, you're being kept out of the circle because you're probably as the kind of DJ you are and a person and a woman of color, like a threat to them. And so they're doing these things to you in order to make you fail or isolate you, or to make you hurt yourself, or to make you see help or get or gaslight you, like like what's crazy is this fucking computer is telling me and she's like, I have access to all the information in the fucking world. This is what's happening to you. I'm like, but what if it's this? Like, I'm trying to rectify these people's behavior,c it's not just that. It's like I'm not even gonna go into it like with V coordinators acting sketchy, like dodging my fucking emails, like keeping my ticket links. Like, cause I have to do it all through them according to their fucking like shit, like keeping my ticket links, like not being communicative. I'm like, yo, is this just me? is this just in my head? She's like, no, this is extremely unprofessional. This is an act of gatekeeping. Like this is a form of psychological warfare and because this is a small community, this community of dance music, curators and event curators, they all know each other. So it's more likely for this to be like this it's more likely for it to be sabotaged than not. I'm just saying, like you're giving me everything that's happening as it's happening, I'm using statistics, I'm using I'm using evidence from what other people have told me. I'm using statistics. I'm using scientific data about racism. I'm using scientific data about gatekeeping in the industry. I'm using scient like she was like basically like yo, I got all the fucking juice. Like you're asking me what it is. I'm telling you what it is. Like these people are trying to fuck you up. and I'm like, I get that. I get that. So I've just been keeping it to myself. I've been keeping it very minimal. I haven't been talking, I haven't been singing, I haven't been recording, which is exactly what they wanted. about at the same time, I had to take a step back and give myself time to recover like, okay, like, if I'm being put in this little fucking box, like you're a black girl be a black girl or be the kind of black girl we like, like we like Nicki Minaj, be Nicki Minaj. and I'm like,o, like, I'm not from Queens. I'm not even from New York, but like, to even try to attain that, like, to even try to get to that fucking standard, like, why are you even putting me in this box? Like, we met at a techno fucking joint. Like, I'm a DJ n well, I can rap. I just don't rap about my pussy. Like, I'm just not like gangster like that. Like, I ain't got the juice like that. which is what he's telling me. He's like, yo, you fucking this is a nightmare, like you're a fucking nightmare. Like every girl I've had is a fucking dunce. like, I'm blah, blah. He was like you're a fucking nightmare. Get the fuck out. And I was like, okay, which didn't like hurt at first. I was likeYo, dude, like I'm a really good person. Like, this is how I'm feeling sitting in this car with this dude, like railing on me, telling me I ain't shit. like other DJs ain't shit, like he's the shit cause he's been in it like that's I don't kn

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Happy 4th of July!(?) Comedian Lou Wilson (Dimension 20, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) joins Nicole to reflect on the wild state of America. He shares his terrible time living in Boston, where white guys frequently asked him for the N-word pass. They talk about what it was like to sell out Madison Square Garden in just 10 minutes withDimension 20, being a “silly billy” on dates, and the moment Lou realized bits don't always land on dates when you're trying to build intimacy. They also bond over the guilty thrill of watching other couples on visibly bad dates, and the drama they've witnessed unfold one table over. Plus, Lou reminds Nicole that they once dated. Nicole completely forgot. He gives an honest review of what it was like to date her, and why there was never a second date. Y'all, it's a wild one.Check out Lou Wilson's podcast, Worlds Beyond Number.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» CashApp: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/3v6r90n6 #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the 9th ep of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!! See these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress Jessica Lowe (The Righteous Gemstones, Minx, Wrecked) joins Nicole to share the romantic saga of falling in love on a Second City cruise ship. On the ship, she met a British bassist who became her cruise ship boyfriend - whom she later realized wasn't as smart as she thought his accent sounded (he tried to dry his pants on a ceiling fan and designed a nightmare demon tattoo for himself).Jessica recalls dating a Dutch chef with a penis that was “too much!” and recounts what might be the most romantic first date ever told on the podcast. She reflects on the men who surprised her, disappointed her, and the slow work of building a relationship that actually lasted.Plus, Jessica and Nicole reminisce about the chaos of filming Curse Friends when everyone tested positive for COVID - and Nicole opens up about sobbing in a makeup chair over a man who simply wasn't worth it.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» OneSkin: OneSkin is redefining the aging process with their proprietary OS-01 peptide. Get 15% off OneSkin with the code DATEME at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod» SquareSpace: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.» Booking.com: Book now at Booking.com!» Smalls: Give your cat the food they deserve. For a limited time only, get 60% off your first order PLUS free shipping when you head to Smalls.com and use code DATEME.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the 8th ep of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!! See these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TV writer Lauren Ashley Smith (A Black Lady Sketch Show, Smith Sisters Live) joins Nicole to talk about how she met her wife the old-fashioned way - through Time Out New York's Singles issue.Lauren reveals the strange public response to being a “bachelor” in a magazine, how her wife was one of the only white women working at BET, and the complications that came with planning an interracial lesbian wedding.She also recalls a bizarre school Valentine's Day test that matched students based on compatibility, and she and Nicole discuss who gets to keep the friends after a breakup. Plus, Nicole gets a magical hot massage and somehow walks away being fluent in Greek.And Lauren shares one big piece of dating advice: why straight people should try dating more like lesbians -letting go of the gender roles getting in the way.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» OneSkin: OneSkin is redefining the aging process with their proprietary OS-01 peptide. Get 15% off OneSkin with the code DATEME at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod» EarnIn: Make Any Day Payday! When you download the EarnIn app, type in Why Won't You Date Me under PODCAST when you sign up – it'll really help the show. » Booking.com: Book now at Booking.com!» Wayfair: Wayfair. Every Style, Every Home.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bobby's novel FOUR SQUARES is now out in paperback! ⁠Buy it wherever you get your books!⁠ Hello Wholigans! On today's episode of Who's There, our weekly call-in show, we celebrate Karen Read's freedom and potential appearance on Dancing With the Stars as their seasonal criminal (or, accused criminal) before taking your calls about an inscrutable non-feud between Yvie Oddly and Nicole Byer, the rising pop group Katseye, Cain Culto (formerly Ecclesia) and his love for KFC and Santeria, Jason Segel's new RaNdOm fiancée, and more! As always, call in at 619.WHO.THEM to leave questions, comments & concerns for a future episode of Who's There?. Get a ton of bonus content over on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/WhoWeekly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the 7th ep of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!! See these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor Michael Urie (Shrinking, Ugly Betty) joins Nicole to discuss the wild hookup culture at Julliard, and the love triangle he had that went sour. Once he got fame from Ugly Betty, he starts going on dates with people who only seem interested in the version of him they saw on TV, until a second shot with actor Ryan Spahn turns into a 17-year partnership. He tells the story of a friend who died singing Britney Spears at karaoke, and lists the surprisingly beautiful ways other pals have died. Plus, the time his dog blew up an airplane bathroom.Michael offers blunt advice for singles: your standards aren't too high, they're just too specific, and urges to drop the blinders on your dating life.Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/dateme for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns » Mint Mobile: Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME.» SquareSpace: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.» BetterHelp: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DATEME and get on your way to being your best self.» EarnIn: Make Any Day Payday! When you download the EarnIn app, type in Why Won't You Date Me under PODCAST when you sign up – it'll really help the show. » ZocDoc: Zocdoc.com/DATEME to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.» Booking.com: Book now at Booking.com!View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE! HDTGM all-star Nicole Byer (Nailed It!) joins Paul and Jason to discuss the cult 1988 Jean-Claude Van Damme martial-arts film Bloodsport. LIVE from Largo in LA, they cover Frank Dux being a real man, Van Damme's soft baby buns, blindfolded tea training, the not-so-secret illegal Kumite martial-arts tournament, Ray Jackson, and much more. Plus, two cousins duke it out in a question kumite battle during Audience Q&A! (Originally Released 03/23/2016) • Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, FAQs, and more• Have a Last Looks correction or omission? Call 619-PAULASK to leave us a voicemail!• Submit your Last Looks theme song to us here• Join the HDTGM conversation on Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm• Buy merch at howdidthisgetmade.dashery.com/• Order Paul's book about his childhood: Joyful Recollections of Trauma• Shop our new hat collection at podswag.com• Paul's Discord: discord.gg/paulscheer• Paul's YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheer• Follow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer• Subscribe to Enter The Dark Web w/ Paul & Rob Huebel: youtube.com/@enterthedarkweb• Listen to Unspooled with Paul & Amy Nicholson: unspooledpodcast.com• Listen to The Deep Dive with June & Jessica St. Clair: thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcast• Instagram: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & @junediane• Twitter: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & msjunediane • Jason is not on social media• Episode transcripts available at how-did-this-get-made.simplecast.com/episodesGet access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using the link: siriusxm.com/hdtgm

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the 6th ep of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!! See these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and friend Betsy Sodaro (Ghosts, A Funny Feeling) joins Nicole to swap crazy Las Vegas stories, their experience getting slammed by puberty, and debate why we shouldn't have to pay taxes right now (plus what happened when Nicole skipped paying taxes for 5 years). Betsy reveals what life was like spending six months in a hotel, and Nicole confesses she nearly launched an anime-recap podcast with an ex. Plus: the time a customer-service call at Lane Bryant turned into phone sex.WATCH this episode on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcastSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Smalls: Protein packed cat food! For a limited time only, get 35% off plus an additional 50% off your first order when you head to Smalls.com and use code DATEME.» Equip: To learn more about Equip's virtual eating disorder treatment, visit Equip.Health/dateme» EarnIn: Make Any Day Payday! When you download the EarnIn app, type in Why Won't You Date Me under PODCAST when you sign up – it'll really help the show.» Booking.com: Book now at Booking.com!View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, Charles (@charlesrockhill), Reed (@reedblackcomics) & Christopher (@chrisopotamia) discuss Bad Hair (2020), goose tongues, pick n mix, and Nicole Byer Supremecy. Follow us: Socials & Email dirtylittlehorrorpodcast@gmail.com Please leave a rating/review if you have a moment. It's a free way to help the show grow! Dirty Little Horror is an LGBT Horror podcast where we try to find the gay subtext and make spooky dick jokes!   Opening instrumental: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio  

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the 5th ep of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!! See these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress Edi Patterson (The Righteous Gemstones) joins Nicole to talk about falling in love with her improv teacher, hiding their relationship from the world, and mistaking his proposal for a joke. She opens up about being a late bloomer in dating, throwing house parties that felt straight out of a '90s film, and the one dating lesson she learned from a kid that she wishes everyone would follow. Plus: ghosting guilt, cringey first date stories, 90 Day: Hunt for Love, and the time Nicole's dog showed up on a stranger's Instagram story.WATCH this episode here: https://youtu.be/j9aKyd_PtzISupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» SquareSpace: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.» EarnIn: Make Any Day Payday! When you download the EarnIn app, type in Why Won't You Date Me under PODCAST when you sign up – it'll really help the show.» Booking.com: Book now at Booking.com!View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the 4th ep of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!! See these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress Rose McIver (Ghosts, iZombie, voice of Headgum) joins Nicole to explain New Zealand, why she doesn't post her loved ones on social media, and talk about all the cute, funny other ways people show love. They get into weird animal relationship stories, like the woman in love with a dolphin (who died of heartbreak), the man who tried to live among grizzlies, and Nicole's dream of becoming queen of the whales. Plus: a simple dinner hosting hack from Meghan Markle.WATCH this episode here: https://youtu.be/gdfc4IbNLv8Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Equip: To learn more about Equip's virtual eating disorder treatment, visit Equip.Health/dateme» Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/3v6r90n6 #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode originally aired in July 2024. Nicole Byer joins The Andy Richter Call-In Show this week to talk CREEPS! In this episode of Andy's weekly SiriusXM radio show, we hear stories from callers about cat-calling mail carriers, guys who are too into fingernails, a restaurant pest, and an amazing, filthy hook-up story that DELIGHTED Nicole.Want to call in? Fill out our Google Form at BIT.LY/CALLANDYRICHTER or dial 855-266-2604.This episode previously aired on SiriusXM's Conan O'Brien Radio (ch. 104). If you'd like to hear these episodes in advance, new episodes premiere exclusively for SiriusXM subscribers on Conan O'Brien Radio and the SiriusXM app every Wednesday at 4pm ET/1pm PT.

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the third ep of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!! See these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bob the Drag Queen (The Traitors, winner of RuPaul's Drag Race S8) returns to the podcast to derail the show. This time, Bob interviews Nicole about her current relationship, run through their plans to prep for tariffs, and discuss LA's newest serial killer. He sniffs out the ulta-rich cast members on The Traitors, shares what he hates about Italy, and Canada's ex-prime minister's blackface scandal. Plus, Nicole shares her latest showdown with the cops.Buy Bob's new book, Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert at readthedragqueen.com.WATCH this episode at youtu.be/ZojW_xiV2sMSupport this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code DATEME at oneskin.co #oneskinpod» SquareSpace: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.» Wayfair: Every Style, Every Home.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happens when you're exclusive with someone… but barely hear from them? In this candid and laugh-out-loud episode, Sabrina sits down with comedian and actress Nicole Byer to unpack messy modern dating scenarios straight from audience questions. From breadcrumbing in long-distance “situationships” to partners who can't express their feelings, they break down the emotional chaos with humor, honesty, and zero sugarcoating. They also dive into why the “cool girl” never actually wins, how to tell if you're settling, and why so many of us stay in dynamics that don't serve us—hoping love will eventually show up. Whether you're questioning if someone's into you or wondering if you're truly ready for a relationship, this episode will leave you laughing, thinking, and feeling seen. MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Stuck After the Podcast? Master Implementation in 8 Weeks with Sabrina's Foundation Course HERE! Do you feel like your emotions run the show and react in ways you can't control? Join the Nervous System 101: Navigating the Unknowns In Early Dating from Sabrina and Masha Kay HERE! Struggling with a breakup? Join the Make It Make Sense: Getting Through a Breakup course from Sabrina and Britt Frank HERE! Get Ad free HERE! Want to work with Sabrina? HERE! Don't forget to follow Sabrina and The Sabrina Zohar Show on Instagram and Sabrina on TikTok! Video now available on YOUTUBE! Please support our sponsors! Unlock your best skin with iRestore laser and get 25% off your Illumina Face Mask with the code SABRINA HERE! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code SABRINA HERE! This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Get 10% off your first month of Betterhelp HERE! Disclaimer: The Sabrina Zohar Show, formerly known as Do The Work, is not affiliated with A.Z & associates LLC in any capacity.

What is that infernal BRACKET?! The ONLY drag race pod is BACK with our coverage of RuPaul's Drag Race - ALL STARS 10! Drag Her is talking the first two episodes of AS10 with our permanent co-hosts Mano & Oscar!! See these homos live!!! Get TIX for Bad Drag Race & Rita Repulsa!!! Go watch RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV or WOW Presents+ to stay updated! KIKI with us at Drag Her's IG! PREPARE TO GAG, WHORES!!!!! PROPS TO YA, DWOTUR!BUY OUR MERCH! 50% of everything we make goes to The Okra Project!If you rate Drag Her 5-stars on Apple Podcasts & leave us ANY UNPOPULAR RPDR OPINION, we'll discuss it on the pod!!!!! DO IT!!AND PLUS AND!!! Go to our IG to watch our super special IG LIVES covering Drag Race UK! Black Lives Matter. DONATE NOW!Listen to Drag Her on Stitcher, download the app, or get more info at stitcherapp.com/dragher!Get more Mano on We Love Trash & Podcast Killed The Video Star!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TikTok star Drew Afualo joins Nicole to share her enemies‑to‑lovers love story and the worst dates that taught her to trust her gut. She tells the time she dated a man who drank ocean water and ended up getting his stomach pumped, walks through her viral list of red flags in men, and the backlash she received online for sharing it. They dig into the male loneliness epidemic, red‑pill culture, and what we can learn from the dating on Love On The Spectrum. Plus, Nicole tells the time she accidentally went on a beach date with a 60‑year‑old comedian, and the story of how banana bread uncovered an affair.Watch this episode here: https://youtu.be/mM7FvATy35gWrite Nicole a dirty message! Send it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode.Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/dateme for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.» Equip: To learn more about Equip's virtual eating disorder treatment, visit Equip.Health/dateme» BetterHelp: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DATEME and get on your way to being your best self.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and Nicole's fictional boyfriend Colton Dunn (Superstore, Grand Crew, Key and Peele) joins Nicole to talk about dating customs in Europe (and what we can learn from them), getting mad at your partner over what they did in your dream, and what surprised him most about becoming a dad. He reflects on why improv might never be cool- even if you're good at it, and shares behind-the-scenes stories from some of the most iconic Key & Peele sketches. Plus: diaper blowouts, fake babies at Disneyland, and getting called the "Black Seth Rogen."Watch this episode here: https://youtu.be/qYOWub9maa0Write Nicole a dirty message! Send it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode.Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» ZocDoc: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc.com/DATEME to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.» Sorry I Missed This: Search for “Sorry I Missed This” in your favourite podcast app! https://lnk.to/sorryimissedthisPSView all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Owen Burke (Drunk History) joins Nicole for a conversation recorded in the middle of the Los Angeles fires (things were unhinged). They talk about trying to function while the world is burning, the early days of UCB, and how Owen managed to find a wife while being painfully shy and awkward with dating—and how you can too. Plus, Nicole shares the time she gave John Mulaney her number. John, please call back.Write Nicole a dirty message! Send it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode.Support this podcast an get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Equip: To learn more about Equip's virtual eating disorder treatment, visit Equip.Health/dateme.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenYouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and friend Jackie Johnson was terrified to do this podcast… until she got a divorce. She joins Nicole to talk about dating a record number of canceled UCB comedians, surviving a nightmare marriage, and only realizing she was unhappy after it ended (plus how to spot signs of abuse in your own relationship). Jackie shares how therapy—and a witch's spell—helped her find true love. Plus, they discuss the red flags they missed in past relationships, why getting married on Valentine's Day was a HUGE mistake, the secret to getting out of jury duty, and Jackie's genius advice on when to swoop in and land a man.Chicago! Catch Jackie's show How to Get a Second Husband live on June 1st! Get tickets here.WATCH this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/AjfNgx1xM5cWrite Nicole a dirty message! Send it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode.Support this podcast an get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» SquareSpace: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME.» Mint Mobile: Don't overpay for mobile data. Shop data plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME.» Wayfair: Every Style, Every Home. Shop the best selection of home improvement online. Head to Wayfair.com.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Writer Melissa Hunter (Santa Clarita Diet, She-Hulk, Home Economics) joins Nicole to talk through the messy reality of childbirth - including her 32-hour labor, an unexpected unmedicated birth after her epidural failed, and shitting on the table. They also get into whether proposals should be private or public (including Nicole's dream proposal), the red flags of dating someone who won't drop the bits, and the time Nicole got scammed by a hot Instagram dating coach.WATCH this episode on YouTube at: youtu.be/j990cfqbO6wWrite to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode.Support this podcast an get discounts by checking out our sponsors:» Quince: Upgrade your closet this year without the upgraded price tag. Go to quince.com/dateme for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!» OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code DATEME at oneskin.co #oneskinpod» Helix Sleep: Go to helixsleep.com/DATEME for 20% off sitewide.» BetterHelp: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DATEME and get on your way to being your best self.View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.Follow:YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Wayne Brady (Whose Line Is It Anyway?, What If? podcast) joins Nicole to talk about the struggles of dating when everyone expects you to be the funny guy from TV. He opens up about being an introvert, and how his dates sometimes get disappointed when he's not his 'persona' they know him for. Wayne shares the wild story of dating someone whose parent was openly racist, the struggles he's faced navigating racism in relationships, and what it's like dating as a single father. Plus, the crazy story of how he got fired from Disneyland playing Tigger... the day before landing his big break. WATCH this episode here: youtu.be/9GIwjGwhpxsCheck out Nicole's episode of Wayne Brady's podcast here: youtu.be/FGykSL24GZU?si=Vu9oYhPdpgPK2wLrSee Nicole do stand-up at a city near you. See all dates and tickets at linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken.Write to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode.Follow:YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcastTikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod Instagram: @nicolebyerX: @nicolebyerNicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors.This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.