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The sleepover cell has been activated and a sanity bomb is about to drop. Tread lightly Lucifer because a storm is brewing. The dulcet tones of work related conversation mark the coming of The Devil’s Lightning... The Devil’s Lightning is a long form impr

The Devil's Lightning


    • Jun 11, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 31m AVG DURATION
    • 106 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Devil's Lightning

    The Art of Fear - Questionable judgment acquaints a man with very strange bedfellows.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 49:12


    In Todays Episode... God hates the word shit. Loose ends have a way of getting snip snap snip snap snipped. Never purchase harvested organs from the paperboy.

    Flag Day Conspiracy - The truth about the party brings an end to all festivities.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 55:26


    In Todays Episode... A mole starts a family with the target. Monetizing holidays leads to the invention of Cat New Year.

    Sponge Bath Stew - An eye popping journey into futures past

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 73:42


    In Today's Episode... A salesman comes of age watching the love scene from Terminator. The future is but a garden path that follows along the Rube Goldberg machine of life. 

    Seasons Misleadings - A Christmas tale as bittersweet as mistletoe.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 70:01


    In Today's Episode... Holiday tropes make life into art. Syphilis is a dating show's big reveal.

    The Bust - A lifelong sting operation yields ripened fruit.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 69:32


    In Today's Episode... Energon cubes turn robots into junkies. The birth-to-prison pipeline demands its quota.

    In the Beginning There Were Scarves - The Mysteries of the Universe unravel like a fashion statement

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 49:47


    In Today's Episode... Creation gets a zhuzhing up with brand awareness and optimistic nihilism. Branding and capitalism tangle like a web of scarves.

    Inter-generational Therapy - In which the cycle of trauma gets turned counterclockwise.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 79:11


    In Today's Episode… Toy Collection equals mother times therapy squared (T = mt^2). Fate gets Punk'D by Ashton Kutcher.

    Love Actually? - Relationships are the compromise between free will and fate.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 67:02


    In Today's Episode… The line between working and wiping your ass gets blurry. When you pick up a rock you are holding your fate in your hand.

    Home is where the hostage is - A journey to the center of the IKEAverse.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 88:04


    In Today's Episode... Nana likes to swing. A note on the fridge makes the perfect trap.

    Pantsaway Island - The secret to success is taking your pants off one leg at a time.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 71:47


    In Today's Episode... Posidon gets served with tax documents by the IRS. Spoken word poets break the world down in simple terms.

    Game of Lives - Every fate is a coincidental destiny.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 60:06


    In Today's Episode... Is publicly pissing your pants more evolved? Or is judging those who deviate the mark of an ordered society?

    A Date with Murder - The search for love is a criminal investigation that requires interrogation.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 62:11


    In Today's Episode... Arousal is the difference between an audiophile and an audio fetish. Red Vines are a basic human right.

    When Danny met Angelina - Love is a dream within a dream come true.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 62:18


    In Today's Episode... Nothing gets more avant-garde than leaving the lens cap on. Love imitates art when actors have a moment.

    Everyone rocks in the land of Cleveland - A land so literal it becomes abstract.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 53:31


    In Today's Episode... Couples therapy is a sport that divides the winners from the losers. Nudity and a lake of fire make an above ground pool for the devil.

    Hip Hop Manifesto - A verbal commitment to greatness

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 1:18


    In a Very Special Bonus Episode...I will never stop, never let goHeaded for the top from the get goGive it all I got, ready set goThis is my hip hop manifestoI got no time to play niceTest me, you better think twice Mic drop will make your heart stopTry me, I got my arm cocked Boldly go like I'm PicardTake it too far, I go hardHard like my grip on this micHard like I'm living my lifeI will never stop, never let goHeaded for the top from the get goGive it all I got, ready set goThis is my hip hop manifestoCan't walk a mile in my shoesGot nothin left to be provedYou cannot handle the truth I will not stop, win or loseI'm in a league of my ownI sit on the iron throneThere is no end to my shitNothing can satisfy itI will never stop, never let goHeaded for the top from the get goEvan T is on the next levelTrue to my hip hop manifestoBeats by The Candle Man 

    Hard Love - In parentheses, not a porn, it's the reason for the season.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 60:22


    In Today's Episode... Greasing up with snow is a carnal pleasure. Mr. and Mrs. Claus explore the possibilities of an open relationship.

    Castaway Island - The world gets “reel” when people stop being polite.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 57:36


    In Today's Episode... In a world without rules, Spring Break rules. Tiger pits are the only safe place to hide from tigers.

    Friday the 14th - An Oscarworthy reimagining of the Halloween franchise that will haunt your budgetary nightmares.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 82:12


    In Today's Episode... Hunters become the hunted when murderers die in each other's arms. Buying and selling Danny Elfmans are a unit of success.

    Top of the Jungle - A climb to the peak offers a tiger's eye view of childhood lost.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 58:20


    In Today's Episode... A tiger specializes in Lincoln-Douglas style debates. Scent glands will take your breath away. 

    The Basics - A cultural subordination

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 1:16


    In a Very Special Bonus Episode... Not gonna lie, I'm a basic guy When I get a latte, It's pumpkin spice You can try to judge me, I won't live a lie Yes I'm a yuppie, I work 9 to 5 Made this song on my Mac Book Pro Shop on amazon with my new iPhone Watch NBA on my Apple TV Wake up every day with an average physique Face it. I'm basic I claim it. Embrace it Haters gonna hate it, they can keep it real I prefer to fake it and that's the deal Used to give a shit, now I don't give a fuck If that ain't legit, then I'm shit out of luck Got no game and I get no play Shop at the gap, wear slacks all day Watch what I say, and I stay in my lane Don't want any trouble, I won't complain Face it. It's basic That's how I play it Careful what you say if you wanna stay A-list Join every cause or they'll call you a racist Cancel culture won, this is what replaced it Why make art, when the world wants hatred If you talk shit, I'll change the subject Avoid conflict cuz I gotta say fuck it Now I gotta end it, Evan T on blast Someone got offended, getting shut down fast Face it. Stay basic Complacent is safest  Beats by The Candle Man 

    Hot Cup of T - Work life balance is the platform upon which art reveals truth.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 40:01


    In Today's Episode... Tea time must wait until it's go time. Art derives art in an infinite spiral of inspiration. 

    The One - A software engineer goes hard

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 1:11


    In a Very Special Bonus Episode... My mind is a gold mine My clock set to go time Hyperboles over these beats I got dope rhymes I try to be prolific A gift to the gifted Words so absurd  Your world gets flipded I live that nerd life Balance that work life Droppin shit from on high while I fly Cause I'm bird-like Play by my own rules But live by a code Writing software. Writing rhymes Every line so bold Execution like a textbook Mouth like a check book Verses hard as cash Unexpected like a left hook Word to the word play Nerd is my surname Respect to the glasses Yes sir, I got nerd game Rhythm like an algorithm Code so clean Hack into the system The world is my machine Rockin this shit like the matrix, son! Break through the fakeness  Evan T is The One  Soundscape by CRITICAL BASS THEORY 

    Road to Nowhere - A journey that becomes its own destination.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 58:31


    In Today's Episode... Broccolini is just like broccoli but expensive. Nothing says "I love you" like a hostage situation. 

    Tiger Beat - Raw ambition meets a silky groove

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 0:55


    In a Very Special Bonus Episode... I'm a hard act follow A hard pill to swallow Like the red one from the matrix I'm so real it's hard to take this Back in effect with my brother Mike Z Got no respect for the powers that be Climb to the top of every single playlist Not gonna stop til I'm known as the greatest Recognize the game and the voice behind it I'm the people choice. Evan T redefined it Fearless, cuz stereotypes don't faze me An Asian and a Jew makin Hip Hop so tasty Yes I have a tiger mom. Yes my blood is tiger balm I'm a class act and class is in session So grab a notepad cuz here's a free lesson Brooklyn to the Bay from the East to the West Always on point cuz we strive to impress Rock the microphone when we put it to the test So you better use protection cuz you're fuckin with the best Sampling by Ox Dx 

    Football in the Sky - The real game is played above the gridiron.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 22:23


    In Today's Episode... Sodium Pentathol makes for awkward moments. Intellectual property rights do not apply in the air. 

    Into the Void - Destiny is a one-way trip into the unknown.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 40:00


    In Today's Episode... Burning the map and steering with your eyes closed is the path to liberation. Frogs reflect on the fate of tadpoles. 

    House of Fraud - A spider get's trapped in its own web of lies.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 33:36


    In Today's Episode... A fish poops on the performance of a sushi chef. Excalibur was the nail file in a Swiss Army Knife.

    Alternate Realities - The past is a snake that bites its own ass.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 31:35


    In Today's Episode... Moves Like Jagger gets a remix. Time traveler's rage demands justice.

    Elderly School - An ode to the human condition

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 0:50


    In a Very Special Bonus Episode... Welcome back Got a brand new track It's your boy Evan T Better get up and clap I'm a middle aged man Retirement plan Got me workin like a jerk Cause life's a pimp hand Got that savoir faire Salt and pepper hair Kickin dope rhymes In my favorite chair Yo the future looks bright When I walk into the light Reaper got me creepin Like a panther in the night Now my bucket list Is a fuck it list Fist full of pills Cause my symptoms persist I got pain in my lumbar six Mind always playin tricks Shed skin from psoriasis Wake up in the night to piss Time can eat a bag full of dicks Makin hay while the sun shines Gray fifty shades but aged like fine wine I'll be keepin it real Until the last line Beats by CRITICAL BASS THEORY 

    Fly the Costly Skies - Cut ties with the budget and float away.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 24:39


    In Today's Episode... Pellegrino is a teacher of effervescence. Oh thank god for irritable bowel syndrome.

    Unclench and Unwind - Free your ass and your heart will follow.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 26:43


    In Today's Episode... The Devil dances with Elton John. A sphincter gets a spa day.

    Love and Pain - Romance is an altar that demands human sacrifice.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 56:09


    In Today's Episode... Pyrotechnics settle their feud with Dry Ice. The colosseum echoes with aggression.

    Time Bouncers - Ambition is the dream of acquiring simple pleasures.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 53:08


    In Today's Episode... A gate keeper delivers Oscar worthy performances. Pie is a circle of desire.

    Teach Me How to Love Again - Sheltered creatures break through to the surface

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 30:11


    In Today's Episode... Confrontational seduction can also be fun. A mail bag is the perfect disguise for a utility belt.

    Rewrite Destiny - The script is flipped on climate change.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 32:58


    In Today's Episode... Better learn to swim because global warming is only two weeks away. The Earth muffin is best served hot and fresh from the tin. 

    The Other End of the Pond - Relationships get deeper than boots in the mud.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 60:31


    In Today's Episode... A month long corporate retreat ends in blackmail. A peacocking duck lets go of the act. 

    Death of a Microphone - Love is a threeway with happiness and pain.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 57:37


    In Today's Episode... A hermit crab starts over. Christmas is a test of faith.

    When You Wish Upon a Park - Follow the dandelion and find who you are.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 36:46


    In Today's Episode... Captains have an emotional breakthrough. Migrating birds and Guy Fieri share a lot in common. 

    Wutherby Heights - Fear is just a mystery that's waiting to be solved.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2021 32:29


    In Today's Episode... Every piece of gum has its own unique destiny. Attention seeking portraits attack. 

    The Adventures of Love and Friendship - Life is a romantic dramedy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 11:49


    In Today's Episode... A five star Yelp review is worth millions. Nothing says romance like a New York City cab driver. 

    Doctor Picasso - Art and medicine make unholy bedfellows.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 42:35


    In Today's Episode... Physicians work their debts off with elective surgery. Sometimes your inner snow leopard runs out to be a zebra.

    Trust Work - Overcoming temptation is a great way to bond.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 25:58


    In Today's Episode... Living deliciously is a fire hazard. Mind control is the ultimate viral brand strategy.

    This is your Lifestyle - A lifetime of life choices lead to heavy consequences.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 16:28


    In Today's Episode... Mathematicians engage in a proof-off. The family bong has to skip a generation.

    Danger Boat - Multitasking is the gateway to catastrophe.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 32:17


    In Today's Episode... Boat law is legally casual. Lighthouse keepers have seen it all.

    Heart of Sharkness - In a world of expectation, only freedom is gold.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 27:37


    In Today's Episode... Led Zepplin stands trial for criminally misleading song titles. A hypothetical object lesson provides the perfect cover for a heist. 

    Operation Nature Hike - Lives are at stake when cockiness reaches deadly levels.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 26:42


    In Today's Episode... Whiskey and waterfalls are a dangerous mix. Burning your clothes for warmth is only a short-term solution.

    God of Fur - A beloved companion sits atop a throne of power.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 31:46


    In Today's Episode... Hosting the open mic is elevated to an art form. A father is banished from court by his son.

    Jam with Nature - Open your ears and your mind will follow

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 26:43


    In a Very Special Bonus Episode... Gods critique their creations. A frog learns how to be free.

    ButterNomicon - Science is a cookbook of danger.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 20:55


    In Today's Episode... Advances in butter technology push the boundaries of science. Human sacrifice is the secret ingredient. 

    The Last Tea Party - The circle of life has its end at the beginning.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 14:11


    In Today's Episode... A predator offers its prey a last meal. The first rule of vegetarianism is Don't eat your dentist. 

    Broccoli Joe's - Branding is the flag that binds us all together.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 8:16


    In Today's Episode... A broccoli tree drops the apple of inspiration on a certain Trader named Joe. Only the Hawaiian theme can cross all cultural boundaries.

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