Tim Conway Jr. on Demand

Hour 1 (10.02) Dodgers hand Tarik Skubal the NLDS Game 1 ball over Yoshinobu Yamamoto for an afternoon game in a heat wave. Tony Romo is also out at CBS after nine years. 6:05 – Angel Martinez on a brutal commute: a garbage truck fire on the 5 in Arleta, a trash truck carrying compressed gas cylinders burning on the Westside, and a big rig fire on the southbound 15 in the Cajon Pass. Plus, a packed, scorching weekend: Montrose Oktoberfest, the Pacific Airshow in Huntington Beach, USC, and the Dodgers opening the NLDS against the Braves. Max Muncy on playing in extreme heat, cheap playoff tickets, and why Skubal gets Game 1 over Yamamoto. 6:20 – Southern California is in for a long heat wave with triple digits inland. Bad news for outdoor weddings, plus Breezit's list of top wedding venues. A Pacific hurricane is sending big surfs our way next week. 6:35 – Shoes on or shoes off in your house? A University of Arizona study found an average of 421,000 units of bacteria on shoe bottoms, including E. coli. Plus, a Kardashian sister on why she doesn't want her body to go the way of Kim's. 6:50 – Tony Romo and CBS Sports part ways after nine years and a July arrest for operating while intoxicated. Romo says he'll take a break to focus on his health and family, and open up about back pain, painkillers and alcohol. History suggests he'll be back. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 2 (10.02) Jay Leno got caught on video listening to the show. Then Neil Saavedra joins Friday Fun: the two Darrins, the two Aunt Vivs, and the time Jerry Seinfeld got fired from Benson. 7:05 – Neil Saavedra, The Fork Reporter, joins for Friday Fun. Why do some people say "that's funny" instead of laughing? Jay Leno is caught on video driving around listening to the show, and another listener heard about Leno's ABC7 interview the same way. How many hearts have Bellio, Conway, and Saavedra broken? Plus, portable air conditioners that vent outside, and why an "old world charm" rental usually means no AC. 7:20 – Dr. Bombay explained, and Bewitched swapping Dick York for Dick Sargent as Darrin. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air replaced Aunt Viv, Janet Hubert out and Daphne Maxwell Reid in. Jerry Seinfeld's short stint as a joke writer on Benson. The world is full of hypocrites, and you'll want your own sunscreen at Dodger Stadium. 7:35 – Saavedra leaves ice-cold drinks on his porch for the mail carrier, and Conway once had a donut maker and wanted to make fresh donuts for cops. Then Tennessee's failed attempt to execute Christa Pike, the second botched execution in the state in four months. 7:50 – The Jamba Juice Orange Dream Machine is basically an Orange Julius. Remember the mall? Would you throw out a drink you didn't like and go to a different Jamba? North Hollywood Jamba is the move. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 3 (10.02) 8:05 – David Vassegh, host of Dodgers Talk, checks in from Dodger Stadium. Game 1 of the NLDS against the Braves is Saturday afternoon; tickets are the cheapest of the series, and you'll pay for the savings in heat. 8:20 – DV is in an air-conditioned spot, so he sticks around to break down Dodgers vs. Braves. Why is Game 1 at 1 p.m. on the hottest day of the week, with Game 2 Sunday at 5 p.m.? And why this could be the most dominant run yet at a three-peat. 8:35 – Handicapper Sammy Long (@TheSammyLong on X) gives his top 3 NFL picks for Week 4, coming off a winning week. 8:50 – Conway spends his Friday night at Home Depot with Jamba Juice in hand and makes the case that the Home Depot smell is one of the best smells there is. Halloween decor goes up! Walmart clothing, the next new fashion line Scenario Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 4 (10.02) Same character, different actor, and nobody said a word. Neil Saavedra joins Friday Fun on TV's strangest recasts, self-admitted hypocrites, and the moment you realize you've become your parents. 9:05 – Friday Fun with Neil Saavedra, The Fork Reporter. What's going on with people who say "that's funny" with a straight face? Jay Leno is spotted on video cruising with the show on, and a listener caught news of Leno's ABC7 interview the same way. A count of hearts broken by Bellio, Conway and Saavedra. Plus, portable AC units that vent out a window, and why "old world charm" in a rental listing means bringing a fan. 9:20 – Who Dr. Bombay was, and how Bewitched went from Dick York to Dick Sargent as Darrin. Fresh Prince swapped out Aunt Viv, and Jerry Seinfeld had a short-lived role as a joke writer on Benson. Then the hypocrites come clean, and a reminder to pack your own sunscreen for Dodger Stadium. 9:35 – Saavedra stocks his porch with ice-cold drinks for the mail carrier, and Conway's plan to fry up fresh donuts for cops. Then Tennessee's failed execution of Christa Pike, the state's second botched execution in four months. 9:50 – Is the Jamba Juice Orange Dream Machine just an Orange Julius from the mall? Would you toss a smoothie you didn't like and drive to another Jamba? North Hollywood is the one. Plus turning into your parents: as you get older, fewer things matter, but the things that do matter a lot. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 1 (10.01) 125 speed cameras start coming online across LA by Halloween. Warnings come first, then tickets for 11+ mph over. Plus: a Sherman Oaks bar open since 1978 gets 60 days to leave, while In-N-Out stays. 6:05 A shooting in West Hollywood near Sunset Blvd and Holloway Dr. The victim was inside a Ferrari SUV, and the LA County Sheriff's West Hollywood Station is investigating. Also: an Extreme Heat Warning runs Friday through next Thursday, with triple digits in the valleys. 6:20 Playoff prop bets as the Dodgers, the NL's top seed, open the Division Series at home Saturday. Plus another shooting investigation, this one in Mar Vista. 6:35 Pineapple Hill Saloon & Grill has been on Van Nuys Blvd since 1978. Now owner Angela Marsden has been told to leave for the Sherman Oaks Square redevelopment, while the In-N-Out in the same plaza stays. The bar's Legacy Business status gives it no legal protection. 6:50 LA's 125 speed cameras were supposed to go in over the spring and summer. Contract delays pushed them to fall. Fines start at $50 for 11–15 mph over and go up to $500 for 100+ mph. Tickets don't affect your license points or insurance. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 2 (10.01) A developer wants Tim's house, and under SB 79 they might be allowed to build big. Dean Sharp explains, plus why ADUs were 37% of all new homes in LA County last year. 7:05 Dean Sharp, The House Whisperer, is wearing a Kirkland fleece he got at Walmart, of all places. Then the real story: a developer is interested in buying Tim's house. SB 79, the Abundant and Affordable Homes Near Transit Act, took effect July 1, 2026. It lets developers build apartment buildings near qualifying rail and rapid-bus stops, even on single-family streets. Plus, the quiet ADU boom: LA County finished 10,230 ADUs in 2025, more than six times the number in 2018. 7:20 More with Dean on how ADU approval works. If your plans meet state standards, your city has to approve them within 60 days. There's no design review, no hearing, and no neighbor appeal. In the coastal zone, a new 2026 law puts coastal permits for ADUs on the same 60-day clock. 7:35 Walmart's new "Shop to Light" feature: tap an item in the app and its digital shelf label flashes so you can find it. Plus, SNAP changes started on Oct. 1. The maximum benefit rises to $306 a month for one person and $1,023 for a family of four, and states now pay 75% of the program's administrative costs. 7:50 HOAs: What do you actually get for your money? Tim also takes on being head of the household. Plus, a new Nature study co-authored by LA's City of Hope: transplant patients who ate more sweets while on strong antibiotics lost more of their healthy gut bacteria. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 3 (10.01) Former Disney CEO Bob Chapek says Disneyland has about 1.1 million Magic Key holders, and that Disney was leaving money on the table. Plus Donny Osmond stays in Vegas. 8:05 In his new memoir, Behind the Castle Walls, Bob Chapek puts Disneyland's Magic Key count at "somewhere around" 1.1 million. He uses that number to argue Disney should have raised prices more aggressively. The top-tier pass already went from $699 to $1,599 on his watch. 8:20 A REACH Air Medical helicopter went down in the water off Pebbly Beach near Avalon on Catalina Island Wednesday night. The patient's family identified her as 45-year-old Catalina Hernandez of Avalon. They say she was being flown to the mainland after an allergic reaction to shrimp, with her son aboard. 8:35 Donny Osmond has extended his Harrah's Las Vegas residency through June 2027. It's a 90-minute show where the audience picks songs from his 65 albums, and he calls it "probably my favorite show I've ever done." Plus a Culver CityBus driver was shot and killed by a passenger after a dispute in Mar Vista, police say. 8:50 SpaceX launched 130 satellites and spacecraft on one Falcon 9 from Vandenberg on its Transporter-18 rideshare mission. The payloads included a Google test satellite for running AI chips in space. The booster landed back at Vandenberg on its 25th flight. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 4 (10.01) A Sherman Oaks bar that's poured drinks since 1978 has been told to leave, but the In-N-Out in the same plaza gets to stay. Plus Dean Sharp on the developer eyeing Tim's house. 9:05 Angela Marsden has run Pineapple Hill Saloon & Grill on Van Nuys Blvd since 2010, in a bar that dates to 1978. Now she's being pushed out for the Sherman Oaks Square redevelopment, while the In-N-Out next door stays put. Her Legacy Business status turns out to offer zero legal protection. 9:20 Dean Sharp, The House Whisperer, shows up in a Kirkland fleece from Walmart. Then a developer wants to buy Tim's house, and SB 79 could let them build big. The law took effect July 1 and allows apartment buildings near qualifying rail and rapid-bus stops, even on single-family streets. Meanwhile, ADUs are booming: LA County finished 10,230 in 2025, six times as many as in 2018. 9:35 Can't find something at Walmart? The new "Shop to Light" feature makes its shelf tag flash. Plus SNAP changes that kicked in Oct. 1. The maximum benefit is now $306 a month for one person and $1,023 for a family of four, and states pick up 75% of the program's administrative costs. 9:50 What are you really paying your HOA for? Tim also weighs in on being head of the household. And a new Nature study co-authored by LA's City of Hope found that transplant patients who ate more sweets on strong antibiotics lost more of their healthy gut bacteria. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 1 (09.30) While California’s gubernatorial hopefuls Xavier Becerra and Steve Hilton go at it, the morning news was a midair near-catastrophe: flydubai FZ1073, Dubai to Tel Aviv, copilot allegedly stabbed the captain and tried to put the jet into Israel. The plane dropped about 14,000 feet in seconds, the wounded captain got the door open, passengers rushed the cockpit, and it diverted to Tabuk, Saudi Arabia. Everyone lived. Timmy says that cabin just spent a lifetime of luck — El Al or nothing if you’re flying into Israel — and one passenger is claiming he knew how to land a plane from watching TV. Where were the air marshals? NHL season is officially open. Prop 40, the “billionaire tax,” has already burned through $250 million in ads; California’s got roughly 250 billionaires, and if they bolt, the fine print could land on everybody else. And University of Georgia student Kristin Sargent danced off an eight-story couch-celebration, fell, and lived. Timmy’s old neighbor, an LA County fire captain, swore you might not walk away from the second floor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 2 (09.30) There’s an arsonist hitting Woodland Hills, torching front-yard bushes across that stretch of the Valley, while Sherman Oaks businesses like the Pineapple Saloon just got 60 days to pack up so the landlord can remodel. Gavin signed two new bills: A real one that cracks down on copper theft, and cocktails-to-go extended through 2029. Timmy’s still asking who needs a to-go lid when you can mix one at the sink. After the break he “researched” whether bars pay more for booze than you do — they do, ding-dong. Dodgers prepping for a Saturday-Sunday Stadium set; three-peat talk is live, Philly or Atlanta TBD. And Washington’s finally pulling the plug on the Iraq mission that started in 2003 to take out Saddam. Timmy’s foreign-policy plan: air conditioning. It’s hot, and he thinks the heat’s making everybody nuts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (09.30) LA County sales tax is already 9.75% and ticks up another half-cent October 1 — Oregon’s at zero, and Timmy wants to know who voted for this. He also remembers Burbank’s graffiti czar, who got busted tagging buildings so his crew would have work. In the yard, the Ficus he planted eight years ago are monsters thanks to Moon Valley Nurseries’ Supercharged Moon Juice; big trees, he says, are how you win a house in LA. California’s economy is outrunning the country on paper, job-hunters aren’t feeling it, and some stores are now pricing off what electronic tracking says you can afford. Live chaos: A robbery suspect leads police on a high-speed chase through El Monte and Baldwin Park, then up into the San Gabriel foothills westbound — foot bail — and they’ve got him. Landlines are sneaking back too: TinCan and Pinwheel Home are Wi-Fi “home phones” for kids who’ve never heard a dial tone. Never a dull moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (09.30) Timmy woke up to flydubai FZ1073, Dubai to Tel Aviv: the copilot allegedly stabbed Captain Smit Machchhar and tried to put the jet in the ground. It dropped about 14,000 feet in a blink; the wounded captain got the door open, passengers rushed the deck, spare pilots landed it in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia. Everybody lived. Timmy says that cabin spent a lifetime of luck — El Al or nothing into Israel — and one passenger claims he learned to land a plane off TV. Where were the air marshals? Prop 40’s billionaire tax is on the ballot in weeks; Gavin Newsom and Xavier Becerra are among those opposed. Newsom wants a national wealth tax instead. The top 1% already bankrolls about 38% of the state budget; if they leave, the hit lands on everyone else, with talk of 3.5 million losing healthcare if the money vanishes. And Newsom signed two bills: tougher penalties for copper theft, and cocktails-to-go extended through 2029. Timmy’s still asking who needs a lid on a bar drink when you’ve had six years to mix one at home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (09.29) A missing persons investigation in Lancaster takes a grim turn after investigators discover human remains on a remote property. Plus, John Kobylt hangs out in studio, playoff baseball is back, and Santa Clarita opens a major new bridge connection. 6:05 — John Kobylt sticks around the studio with Tim to talk about the unwritten rules of riding the elevator with your co-hosts, his upcoming European cruise, and his early years covering Los Angeles when the O.J. Simpson case dominated the news cycle. Kobylt also shares where he stands ahead of the next Los Angeles mayoral election. 6:20 — Investigators searching a remote Lancaster property during a missing persons investigation discover human remains, and the case is now being investigated as a homicide. Tim discusses the latest details and the growing law enforcement response in the Antelope Valley. 6:35 — The White Sox beat the Astros 6-3 in Houston in Game 1 of the American League Wild Card Series, kicking off the MLB postseason. Tim talks about why October baseball is his favorite time of year, reacts to opening night of the NHL season, and covers the ribbon-cutting of Santa Clarita's new Vista Canyon Bridge connecting Soledad Canyon Road and Mitchell Drive. 6:50 — Tim looks ahead to the Dodgers' postseason run and what could make this October different. He also gets into Bellio's working relationship with legendary Lakers broadcaster Chick Hearn, while Booker & Stryker offer high praise for Angel Martinez. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 2 (09.29) The Pacific Airshow returns to Huntington Beach for its 10th anniversary this weekend, while a new report takes aim at one of America's favorite habits: drinking coffee too late in the day. 7:05 — Tim digs into a new report on coffee habits, including recommendations on daily consumption and when to cut yourself off before bedtime. The crew tries to guess the answers, with Tim warning that failure to follow the guidelines could have dire consequences... at least according to him. 7:20 — Kevin Elliot, executive director of the Pacific Airshow, joins Tim to preview this year's 10th anniversary celebration. The event returns to Huntington Beach October 2 through October 4 and features military demonstration teams, civilian aerobatic performers, and three days of action over the Pacific Ocean. 7:35 — People are reportedly lining up for a $60 loaf of rye bread, prompting a conversation about what consumers will pay for specialty foods. Tim also discusses the upcoming memorial service honoring Eliana Moreno and George Marciniw, the NBC news helicopter crew members killed in the Chatsworth crash. 7:50 — Air traffic control infrastructure is facing renewed scrutiny following several high-profile aviation close calls. Tim looks at efforts to modernize the nation's air traffic control systems and the investments being made in new technology designed to improve safety and efficiency. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 3 (09.29) Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently shuts down its iconic X2 roller coaster, while a fake AI-generated snake photo spreads fast enough to fool multiple local news outlets. Plus, Tim wonders how a homeless encampment ended up on top of a Metro train. 8:05 — Tim provides an update on Hurricane Polo, which made landfall in Mexico and brought flooding, power outages, and dangerous conditions to parts of Baja California Sur. He also discusses Los Angeles County's new $18 million Maritime Public Safety Dock in Marina del Rey, built to replace an aging facility from the 1960s. 8:20 — A homeless encampment was discovered on top of a Metro train, prompting Tim to question the state of homelessness in Los Angeles and where billions in public spending have gone. The crew reacts to the latest example of how widespread the crisis has become. 8:35 — A woman accused of firing multiple rounds at Rihanna and A$AP Rocky's home has been ruled mentally competent to stand trial. Tim also covers the permanent closure of Six Flags Magic Mountain's X2 roller coaster following years of injury allegations, lawsuits, and mounting scrutiny surrounding the ride. 8:50 — A fake AI-generated image of a venomous snake spreads across social media and is picked up by several local news outlets before questions emerge about its authenticity. Tim discusses how increasingly realistic AI images are making it harder to separate fact from fiction. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (09.29) The Pacific Airshow returns to Huntington Beach for its 10th anniversary this weekend, while a new report claims your daily coffee routine may be hurting your sleep more than you realize. 9:05 — John Kobylt hangs around the studio with Tim to swap stories about co-host elevator etiquette, his upcoming European cruise, and his early years in Los Angeles when the O.J. Simpson case dominated local news. Kobylt also shares his perspective on the upcoming Los Angeles mayoral election. 9:20 — The White Sox beat the Astros 6-3 in Houston in Game 1 of the American League Wild Card Series, officially kicking off October baseball. Tim talks postseason excitement, weighs in on the start of the NHL season, and discusses Santa Clarita's newly opened Vista Canyon Bridge connecting Soledad Canyon Road and Mitchell Drive. 9:35 — A new report on caffeine habits sparks a lively studio debate. Tim quizzes the crew on how many cups of coffee are considered reasonable, when you should cut yourself off for the day, and the surprising recommendations aimed at getting better sleep. 9:50 — Kevin Elliot, executive director of the Pacific Airshow, joins Tim to preview the event's 10th anniversary celebration. The show returns to Huntington Beach from October 2 through October 4, featuring military demonstration teams, civilian aerobatic performers, and activities on the beach for aviation fans of all ages. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 1 (09.28) Mark Thompson’s still hobbling on that mystery ankle, so he and Timmy are losing bets from the couch — and if your Wi-Fi dies on Saturdays, blame half the country refreshing scores and streaming games. Rod Stewart, 81, just announced 2027’s “Final Encore” as his last rock tour after six decades and a stretch that included heart surgery; Mark once spotted him with then-wife Alana at Le Petit Four on Sunset and later caught the Vegas set packed with “Maggie May” and “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?” — lyrics discussion incoming. USC sat linebacker Desman Stephens II for a game after he targeted Oregon QB Dante Moore and celebrated while Moore was down. And Netflix has “We Got Company!” with Sebastian Maniscalco; first guest Jerry Seinfeld unpacks how he made it, and Timmy says the advice is worth a hundred grand. Watch it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 2 (09.28) Hurricane Polo is slamming Mexico’s Pacific coast, Nolo is pounding Hawaii, and El Niño has SoCal on coastal watch — Long Beach looking at monster tides and a flooded boardwalk. Then food: Langer’s by MacArthur Park takes the LA Times Gold, In-N-Out plants four more shops in Chino, Commerce, South El Monte, and Stockton, a man is camped on a Brentwood bus stop, and Fawnskin unveils a Jackie the eagle statue — same mountain town as a Kobe statue? Timmy’s been a “60 Minutes” kid since Andy Rooney (Colgate, like Mark), and Redlands wants bars dark after midnight over a three-year crime bump while liquor stores skate. Closing curveball: 13-year-old Long Island prodigy Joe Petraro-Hyppolite, IQ 168, is already in college and headed to NYU for a master’s. Timmy’s verdict: too young for campus — you can’t keep up with the older kids’ nightlife. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (09.28) Big-box America knows you’re broke: ALDI is cutting prices on about a third of its stuff — seasonal produce included — through November 3; Walmart’s running Deal Days; Target’s cheap on candy, snacks, and cereal; and Amazon’s discounting fish, meat, and dairy. Then Bellio’s Starbucks-door story and her Andy Garcia story, which somehow end the same way. Disney+ and Hulu jack ad-free to $21.49-plus — stream-flation — while finding the actual game gets harder, and the FDA is close to a blood-cancer test. Replay of the Coliseum ugly: USC linebacker Desman Stephens II’s targeting hit on Oregon QB Dante Moore put him down hard; Moore’s expected to be OK with movement in all extremities, but Stephens and teammates celebrating while he was still on the field was a look nobody needed. Live now: a chase near LAX and Westchester turns into a foot pursuit with CHP on it. Mark’s MCing Kitten Rescue’s Fur Ball at the Skirball this weekend. And Dennis Haskins — Mr. Belding from “Saved by the Bell” — has died at 75. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (09.28) Rod Stewart, 81, just said 2027’s “Final Encore” (April start) is his last rock tour after six decades, heart surgery and canceled dates — mic stays, buses go. Mark once clocked him at Le Petit Four on Sunset with then-wife Alana, and later caught the Vegas jukebox of “Maggie May” and “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?” Lyrics incoming. USC sat Desman Stephens II for targeting Oregon’s Dante Moore and celebrating while Moore was down; Lincoln Riley said unacceptable. Food hour: Langer’s by MacArthur Park wins the LA Times Gold, In-N-Out adds Chino, Commerce, South El Monte, and Stockton, a man is living on a Brentwood bus stop, and Fawnskin is getting a Jackie the eagle statue — same town as a Kobe statue? Timmy’s been a “60 Minutes” lifer since Andy Rooney (Colgate, like Mark), and Redlands wants bars shut after midnight over a three-year crime bump while liquor stores keep pouring. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (09.25) Over 200 olive ridley sea turtle eggs, from the first natural sea turtle nests ever confirmed on the West Coast, got rushed off Seal Beach and Huntington Beach before Hurricane Polo's surf arrives. 6:05 – Hurricane Polo won't hit SoCal directly, but its swells are headed for Malibu, Long Beach and Seal Beach, with high surf expected Sunday through Tuesday. Long Beach has declared a local emergency for the peninsula. We also revisit Duke's Malibu, the PCH landmark that got buried in mud and floodwater after the Palisades Fire. 6:20 – The Quick Dam Insta-Dam is a flexible polyurethane barrier that blocks water, oil and chemicals without absorbing them. Every little bit helps. A late monsoonal storm set off mudflows in the San Bernardino Mountains, and its apple season: Oak Glen Steak House and U-Pick orchards. 6:35 – KTLA's Chip Yost, one of the best reporters in SoCal, is on sea turtle watch. Biologists moved more than 200 eggs from two nests to the Aquarium of the Pacific, where they could hatch in 45 to 60 days, around early November. Olive ridleys lay their eggs and leave them. The sea turtles are the new eaglets, and no, we're not naming them like Jackie and Shadow. 6:50 – McDonald's is exploring bowls, grilled chicken and egg bites for GLP-1 users and anyone who wants more protein. Plus: Burger King's new nuggets are good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 2 (09.25) LA firefighters answered 12,241 homeless and encampment fires from Jan. 1 to Sept. 20, about 47 a day. Plus: Madonna returns to the VMAs for the first time in 23 years. 7:05 – Falling in love with a stripper at a bachelor party: it happens more than you'd think. Fast food prices are out of control, so here are the hacks that actually save you money. The VMAs are this Sunday in LA for the first time in nine years. Snoop Dogg hosts, Madonna opens the show; Taylor Swift receives the first-ever Artist Director Honors and premieres her "Patient Zero" video, and Raye, Sombr and Teddy Swims pay tribute to George Michael. 7:20 – Nashville Mayor Freddie O'Connell declared September 25 Dolly Day, a nod to "9 to 5." The city glowed pink; venues played the song at 5 p.m., businesses raised money for charities including Dolly's Imagination Library, and fireworks went off downtown at 9:25. 7:35 – A burglary suspect was found hiding in a Sherman Oaks dumpster under a pile of leaves. He broke into cars, then forced his way into an older woman's apartment. She got out safely, and two neighbors cornered him in the garage and pepper-sprayed him until police arrived. It was like a movie. 7:50 – LAFD data shows 12,241 homeless and encampment-related fires between January 1 and September 20, 2026. That's about 47 a day, with the worst of it along the 10 Freeway corridor and on Skid Row. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (09.25) Tim makes his case for Karen Bass over Nithya Raman in the LA mayor's race. Plus: two-time Kentucky Derby-winning trainer Doug O'Neill and Sammy Long's NFL picks. 8:05 – Christmas deals are already out, and Christmas Eve is three months away. Almost half of shoppers start in October or earlier. Did you ever dig through your parents' closet looking for your presents? 8:20 – The best holiday bike story you've ever heard. Doug O'Neill won the Kentucky Derby with I'll Have Another in 2012 and Nyquist in 2016, and he's won graded stakes races at every level. More at DougONeillRacing.com. 8:35 – Sammy Long of "Not Quite Ringside" on AM 570 LA Sports (@thesammylong on X) went two-for-three last week. His picks for Sunday, at Friday's lines: Ravens-Cowboys under 52.5, Chiefs -10.5 at Miami, Bucs +1.5 at Minnesota, Texans-Colts under 42.5, and Broncos +2.5 vs. the Rams. 8:50 – Mayor Karen Bass faces Councilmember Nithya Raman in the Nov. 3 runoff. Tim admits Bass has had her troubles but says she's still the move, and Raman's record on policing is where he draws the line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (09.25) Nashville turned pink and lit up fireworks at 9:25 p.m. for its first Dolly Day, a month after Dolly Parton died at 80. Plus: Sherman Oaks neighbors pepper-sprayed a burglar. 9:05 – The Quick Dam Insta-Dam is a flexible polyurethane barrier that blocks water, oil and chemicals without absorbing them. Every little bit helps. The olive ridley sea turtle eggs are safe at the Aquarium of the Pacific, and no, we're not naming them like Jackie and Shadow. A late monsoonal storm set off mudflows in the San Bernardino Mountains, and its apple season: Oak Glen Steak House and U-Pick orchards. 9:20 – KTLA's Chip Yost, one of the best reporters in SoCal, is on a sea turtle watch. More than 200 eggs from the first natural sea turtle nests ever confirmed on the West Coast were moved from Seal Beach and Huntington Beach before this weekend's big surf. They could hatch around early November. Olive ridleys lay their eggs and leave them. The sea turtles are the new eaglets. 9:35 – Nashville Mayor Freddie O'Connell declared September 25 Dolly Day, a nod to "9 to 5." Venues played the song at 5 p.m., buildings glowed pink, businesses raised money for charities including Dolly's Imagination Library, and fireworks went off downtown at 9:25. 9:50 – A burglary suspect was found hiding in a Sherman Oaks dumpster under a pile of leaves. He broke into cars, then forced his way into an older woman's apartment. She got out safely, and two neighbors cornered him in the garage and pepper-sprayed him until police arrived. It was like a movie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (09.24) Mayor Karen Bass is here, and she trails Nithya Raman 39% to 28% in the new Berkeley IGS/LA Times poll, with a third of voters undecided and the runoff on Nov. 3. 6:05 Mayor Karen Bass joins Tim on the race and the city. The Berkeley IGS/LA Times poll (Sept. 15–20) has Councilmember Nithya Raman up 11 points. Among voters ages 18 to 29, Raman leads 66% to 4%. 6:20 Homelessness in the city of L.A. rose 3.4% in the 2026 count, to 45,194 people, after two straight years of declines. Bass blames federal and state funding cuts, the cost of living, and gaps in L.A. County services. Her office says street homelessness is still down about 11% since she took office in 2023. 6:35 With the World Cup behind us, Super Bowl LXI at SoFi in February 2027 and the 2028 Olympic and Paralympic Games are next. Bass is using those deadlines to push infrastructure fixes, cleanup and housing that she says will outlast the Games. 6:50 Bailee Rios, 36, of Simi Valley, pleaded not guilty to second-degree murder and DUI charges in the Sept. 15 Chatsworth crash involving a Metro bus. She was wheeled into court on a gurney and is being held on $4.1 million bail. Her preliminary hearing is Nov. 2. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 2 (09.24) Hurricane Polo is sending dangerous surf and rip currents toward SoCal beaches Sunday through Tuesday. Plus, the Lakers lose Lawrence Tanter, their arena voice since 1982. 7:05 Paramount's takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, worth more than $110 billion, hit a snag. U.S. District Judge Araceli Martínez-Olguín gave the "Block the Merger" coalition time to object to Paramount's settlement with California and other states. Paramount owes Warner Bros. Discovery $7 million a day starting Oct. 1 if the deal isn't approved. Also, a bipartisan bill in Congress would create a 20% federal tax credit for film and TV made in the U.S. 7:20 Hurricane Polo is churning off Mexico's Pacific coast. SoCal won't take a direct hit, but high surf, rip currents and big morning tides could bring coastal flooding and erosion Sunday through Tuesday. 7:35 Knicks star Jalen Brunson hosts the Saturday Night Live Season 52 premiere Sept. 26. He's the fifth NBA player to host, after Bill Russell (1979), Michael Jordan (1991), Charles Barkley (1993, and three more times since) and LeBron James (2007). Then Dallas Raines joins with the latest on Hurricane Polo. 7:50 Lawrence Tanter, the voice of Lakers home games from 1982 until his retirement this year, has died at 76, weeks after entering hospice care. "It's been a blessing," he said when he entered hospice. Also, a string of late-night break-ins has hit Encino, Sherman Oaks and the Hollywood Hills, with burglars smashing glass doors to get in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (09.24) Chargers voice Matt "Money" Smith remembers Lakers PA legend Lawrence Tanter. Plus, the NFL fines Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for pretending to chug a beer. 8:05 Matt "Money" Smith, co-host of Petros & Money on AM 570 LA Sports and radio play-by-play voice of the Chargers, joins Tim on the loss of Lawrence Tanter. Tanter was the voice of Lakers home games from 1982 until his retirement this year. Then there's the $1,300 Montblanc pen. Who is actually buying these? 8:20 More with Money on the Chargers and Clippers. The NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for pretending to chug a beer after a touchdown against the Dolphins, calling it an "offensive demonstration." His response: "And I don't even drink beer!" Also, the LAX People Mover is delayed again, now to early 2027. The project was supposed to open in 2023 and costs more than $3 billion. 8:35 Matt, a listener who won Chargers tickets, sent a thank-you: a box of Mario Lopez full-body flushable wipes. 8:50 Former Fox News producer Jennifer Eckhart has died at 36. She spent five years in a legal fight with former anchor Ed Henry, and she called it "exhaustive" and "retraumatizing." If you or someone you know is struggling, call or text 988. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (09.24) 9:05 — Mayor Bass acknowledged an expected citywide increase in homelessness, attributing the uptick to reduced federal and state funding, higher cost-of-living pressures, and a lack of adequate services from L.A. County. However, her office maintains that overall homelessness in Los Angeles is still down by roughly 11% compared to when she took office in 2023 9:20 — Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass has framed the city's upcoming lineup of massive global sporting events—the 2026 FIFA World Cup, the 2027 Super Bowl, and the 2028 Olympic and Paralympic Games—as a critical catalyst for cleaning up the city, overhauling infrastructure, and addressing homelessness. Her core strategy uses these global deadlines to force urgent civic improvements that directly benefit everyday Angelenos 9:35 — Paramount + WB merger has hit a sign-off snag. Production has a new legislature incentive 9:50 — Matt “Money” Smith, Host of Petros & Money on AM 570 KLAC on the loss of legendary Lakers announcer Lawrence Tanter. Money is also the radio PXP announcer for the L.A. Chargers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (09.23) Timmy was out in the San Fernando Valley visiting his college-kid daughter and got a fresh reminder that rush hour out there is a nightmare — which is exactly why he lives less than two miles from KFI HQ instead of Huntington Beach. Also, Prius drivers: Why are they the worst? He got his license the day he turned 16 — well, he failed that day and had to go back to the DMV the next morning. Freedom! Tomorrow his in-studio guest is Mayor Karen Bass, who according to the polls is trailing Nithya Raman in the L.A. mayor’s race. It’s been one long, exhausting summer of breaking news — floods, a helicopter crash, a bus accident, and that Boyle Heights warehouse fire that burned for eight days and stunk up the neighborhood for two months. Time to breathe. If you’re a Norm Macdonald fan, Judd Apatow’s documentary “The Tale of Norm Macdonald” hits Netflix on October 16. Story time: Timmy once visited a friend on the Fox lot, handed his valet ticket to a guy he thought was the attendant — and it was Bob Saget, who was not thrilled. If any Sagets are listening, Conway says he’s sorry. Millions of California households may get an automatic credit on their electricity bills after that AC-heavy summer. And Harvey Weinstein was sentenced again, this time to 15 years — Timmy calling Hollywood hypocritical for shouting “silence is violence” after decades of rumors before justice finally came. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 2 (09.23) “Wake Up Call’s” Amy King is staying up way past her 5 a.m. bedtime to talk Dodgers with Timmy — and her Friday leap off a 260-foot building for Union Rescue Mission’s Over the Edge fundraiser. Watch her go over around noon, or drop $1,000 and take the plunge yourself at urm.org/ote. Follow @AmyKayKing for a peek. Love is in the air until the check hits the table: New Zelle research says 52% of Gen Z daters have ghosted, blocked or unfollowed someone after promising to pay them back. Going Dutch is now a disappearing act, and some are even going into debt to keep the social calendar alive. Breaking in La Verne: a lithium-ion battery fire at the Metropolitan Water District has evacuation orders in effect. Across town, Santa Monica’s 1941 pier sign is coming down for a Vegas makeover while the bridge gets rebuilt. A nor’easter is pounding the East Coast while Hurricane Polo eyes California. Winter in SoCal could be all rain or no rain, so if you’re in a flood zone, FEMA flood insurance is on Timmy’s mind. And yesterday in MacArthur Park, instead of the usual grim headlines, Justin Bieber popped up with three musicians for a no-stage, no-tickets surprise set. Radical. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (09.23) Taylor Swift just dropped word of four new songs, kicking off with the single “Patient Zero” and a run of collector CDs — and Travis Kelce isn’t going anywhere. Speaking of scams, Super Bowl LXI is coming to LA next Valentine’s Day, so don’t bite on those “too good to be true” hotel deals; prices are about to go nuclear. The leftovers of Mexico’s Hurricane Polo could still swipe Orange County and Long Beach and peel more sand off beaches already chewed up by the last storm that hammered Huntington. We’ve never seen SoCal like this. Mayor Karen Bass is on with Tim tomorrow at 6 p.m. — hit TalkBacks if you’ve got a question. Huntington’s Pacific Airshow is October 2–4. In Riverside, two brothers got popped for impersonating cops, and the driver was already on probation. Ding-dongs. A Burbank physical therapist got rinsed for about $2,000 in bogus Zelle charges — Julia MacFarland, we’re onto you. And those license-plate readers everybody hates? The two-month pause is over. LAPD is expanding them, but with tighter rules and shorter storage times on the photos. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (09.23) Timmy revisits the night he mistook Bob Saget for a valet and lived to apologize on the air. In Michigan, a guy pulled into a driveway that had been poured minutes earlier — cue the bobcat, the wrecked concrete and a whole new slab. Search called off for a Carnival Cruise passenger who went overboard 56 miles from Puerto Vallarta on a ship bound for Long Beach. Heartbreaking. KFI’s own Amy King is on the line ahead of Friday’s Over the Edge rappel down a 26-story downtown building for Union Rescue Mission — not just a bed for the night, but a path off the street, with about 80% of clients making it out and up. Donate at urm.org/ote. Atta girl, Amy. Gen Z’s newest dating ick is the check: Zelle says 52% have ghosted, blocked or unfollowed after promising to Venmo their half. One in five have gone into debt — or tapped the Bank of Mom and Dad — just to keep dating. La Verne remains under evacuation after a lithium-ion fire at MWD’s Weymouth plant. Santa Monica’s 1941 pier sign is headed to Vegas for a makeover while the bridge gets rebuilt. A nor’easter is pounding the East Coast, Hurricane Polo is eyeing California, and we haven’t had a single volcano this year — a 112-year first that has folks talking monster El Niño. Get the flood insurance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (09.21) The new Hollywood Burbank Airport terminal finally has an opening date, bringing major upgrades to one of Southern California's favorite airports. Plus, Chris Booker drops stories about Drew Carey, Sam Simon, and a rumor he's been trying to shake for years. 6:05 — Chris Booker from ALT 98.7's Booker & Stryker joins Tim in studio. Booker tells the story of getting cleaned out at the poker table by Drew Carey and responds to a longtime rumor, fueled by Mark Thompson, involving money from late television legend Sam Simon. 6:20 — Tim is losing patience with drivers at the iHeart parking structure who keep squeezing into spots inches from his car. The conversation shifts to Bellio's car troubles and Tim's attempt to lend his aging vehicle to her while hers is in the shop. 6:35 — Tim looks ahead to the opening of the new Hollywood Burbank Airport terminal. He breaks down the upgraded passenger experience, expanded amenities, and why the airport's long-awaited modernization has him excited. 6:50 — Tim shares stories from Las Vegas, including friends determined to visit the famous Chicken Ranch while he stayed busy at the casino. The detour leads to a collection of classic Vegas stories and observations. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 2 (09 .22) A murder mystery show at Vitello's has reignited debate over one of Hollywood's most infamous crimes. Plus, producer Todd Black talks Madden, DTF St. Louis, and the deal set to reshape the entertainment industry. 7:05 — Michael Gates, the Republican candidate for California attorney general and former Huntington Beach city attorney, joins Tim to discuss his campaign, public safety priorities, and his case for becoming the state's top law enforcement official. Gates outlines his plans to address crime and conditions on California streets. 7:20 — Tim dives into online skepticism about whether global beef production can realistically keep pace with demand. The conversation also turns to a recall involving products from GF Blends and the latest food safety concerns. 7:35 — Producer Todd Black joins Tim to discuss his recent projects, including DTF St. Louis and the upcoming Madden film. He also shares his perspective on the proposed Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery merger and what it could mean for Hollywood. 7:50 — Vitello's in Studio City faces backlash for hosting A Killer Night in Studio City, an immersive murder mystery created by Noah Blake. The controversy stems from the restaurant's connection to the 2001 killing of Bonny Lee Bakley, which followed a dinner there with Noah's father, Robert Blake. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 3 (09.22) A historic sea turtle nesting in Orange County has environmentalists scrambling, while Carrot Top's hospitalization prompts Tim to revisit a surprisingly memorable interview. Plus, Simone Biles reveals a frightening home break-in and Hollywood workers rally outside Paramount. 8:05 — Carrot Top, whose real name is Scott Thompson, is recovering after a reported suicide attempt that led to the cancellation of his long-running Las Vegas show. Tim recalls interviewing him alongside Adam Carolla and explains why the comedian left such a positive impression. 8:20 — Tim and Crozier swap stories about legendary comedian Gallagher. The conversation then turns to an extraordinary discovery in Orange County, where endangered olive ridley sea turtles laid eggs in what officials say is the first recorded natural sea turtle nesting on the U.S. West Coast. Some advocates are calling for nearby events to minimize impacts on the nesting sites. 8:35 — Simone Biles revealed that three masked men stole her Porsche GTS from her Chicago-area home before she and husband Jonathan Owens moved away. The vehicle was later recovered, and Biles says the incident helped convince the couple to get a Doberman for security. Tim also discusses Long Beach preparations as communities monitor conditions associated with a strengthening El Niño. 8:50 — Southern California prepares for another stretch of intense heat while forecasters track Hurricane Polo off Mexico's Pacific coast. Tim also covers demonstrations outside Paramount Pictures, where entertainment workers are protesting developments surrounding the proposed Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery merger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (09.22) 9:05 — Chris Booker from Booker & Stryker on ALT 98.7 joins Tim in the studio. He tells Tim about the time Drew Carey cleaned him out in poker, and he clears his name over rumors (spread by Mark Thompson) surrounding money he took from Simpson's creator Sam Simon. 9:20 — A brand new airport terminal is opening at the Burbank airport – on Tim's birthday! Tim is excited. He goes over everything to look forward to coming to this new terminal. 9:35 — Michael Gates, candidate for California attorney general, joins Tim on the show to talk about his campaign, his record, and why he should represent California. Gates pushes his agenda to get serious about crime and clean up the streets. 9:50 — Todd Black, producer of DTF St. Louis and the upcoming Madden movie, joins Tim to talk about his latest projects and successful movies like the Pursuit of Happiness. Black gives his thoughts on the Paramount-Warner Bros merger. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 1 (09.21) Mark’s limping into the Conway castle with a mystery ankle, a Chargers-shaped hole in his wallet, and Petros Papadakis of “Petros and Money” booming in for backup — while Timmy takes a “We Buy Junk Cars” card on his 2020 luxury ride as a personal insult. The losing streak continues: $14,000 at the track, then a dead Arby’s gift card in Long Beach (hold the cheese). Mark remembers poker with late “Simpsons” creator Sam Simon, who got clipped for $600 by ALT 98.7’s Booker, and some ranking of L.A.-born radio legends has Conway at No. 46. F them. Tomorrow’s the first day of fall; September 26 is LA’s equal-day-and-night equinox. Paramount and Warner Bros. settle the multi-state antitrust fight: Rob Bonta says they stay put instead of fleeing to Nashville or Atlanta, the merger can proceed on those terms, and the Writers Guild gets $7.5 million. Bellio’s a sweetheart — Marilyn’s old psychic Kenny Kingston would say so — Mark’s telethon psychic promised him $3,394 (didn’t happen), and a doctor at a Walk for Autism quietly ran Timmy through the seven screening questions (also didn’t happen). 6:05 —Hobbling Mark is in the house with Timmy Conway Jr. and special cameo guest, the bellowing-voiced Petros Papadakis from the “Petros and Money” show! They’re chitchatting about Marky Mark’s mysterious broken ankle and the LA Chargers, who are apparently in big trouble this season and therefore, Mark is losing moolah. Timmy is rather offended about the “We Buy Junk Cars” business card that was placed on his luxury vehicle, which is a 2020 model. 6:20 — Timmy lost $14,000 gambling at the track this weekend. To console himself, he went to Arby’s in Long Beach and because he was cleaned out, he had to use a gift card — that didn’t end up working, even without the cheese. Mark recalls the time he played in a poker game with late creator of “The Simpsons,” Sam Simon, who got ripped off by Booker of ALT 98.7’s “Booker & Stryker” fame to the tune of $600. We also find out that of the all-time most popular radio personalities born and raised in LA, Timmy is rated No. 46. F them. 6:35 — Tomorrow is the first day of fall! On September 26 we have equinox day in LA — that’s the only day of the year when we have daylight and nighttime equally. And now to the Paramount and Warner Bros. merger: The two companies were sued by multiple states for violating antitrust law, but California AG Rob Bonta has just announced that the entertainment giants have reached a deal that means they will not move headquarters to Nashville or Atlanta, and the merger is able to go ahead, provided they adhere to the terms of the agreement. The Writers Guild receives $7.5 million as part of the deal. 6:50 — Is Conway producer Bellio a sweet spirit? She sure is! Marilyn Monroe’s favorite and only psychic Kenny Kingston, who never paid for parking, would agree with that sentiment. Speaking of which, Mark had a peculiar interaction with a psychic at a telethon, who predicted he would come into $3,394. Spoiler: He did not. Also, Timmy recalls the time he was at a Walk for Autism event and a doctor slyly asked him the seven questions doctors ask to see if someone has autism. Spoiler: He did not. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 2 (09.21) Timmy caught a stunner of a Huntington Beach sunset Saturday, then reality: El Niño is pointed at LA, Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency, and Conway’s shopping flood insurance like everybody else who’s sick of home premiums, HOAs, and special assessments. Mark’s ankle has him in full James Caan “Misery” mode — hobbling, bedbound, miserable — but newlywed Courtney is no Annie Wilkes; she’s at the pet store grabbing supplies for two new kittens. The El Niño emergency is for weather that isn’t even here yet: high tides, floods, winter storms, snow if it gets ugly. Nicolas Cage’s place on Malibu’s Sea Level Drive is already red-tagged after a sinkhole opened in front of it and blocked the street, plus there’s a new garage-door scam making the rounds. Timmy hits a live Rams–Giants update (no spoilers), then Newport’s vanishing beach: they’re hauling 200,000 cubic yards of sand — a football field 3.5 feet deep — from the West Newport river bottom down to The Wedge before the surf eats more coast. 7:05 — Timmy was on beautiful Huntington Beach Saturday night and enthralled by the sunset. El Nino is on its way to LA, so Gov. Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency. Timmy is shopping for new flood insurance for his home. The crew (and the entire world) agrees that they are no fans of the exorbitant cost of home insurance, HOAs and special assessments. 7:20 — Mark is griping about his destroyed ankle, how it makes him feel like James Caan in “Misery,” bedbound, hobbling and utterly miserable. So, does that make his beautiful newlywedded wife Courtney the Kathy Bates character Annie Wilkes? Hardly, she’s at the pet store right now picking up pet supplies for the two new kitties they’re adopting! 7:35 — To Gavin Newsom’s state of emergency because of El Nino, which isn’t here yet. How d we prepare and capitalize on this strange weather event, which might not even happen? Worst case scenario is high tides, flooding, winter storms and snow. Nicholas Cage’s home on Malibu’s Sea Level Drive has already been red tagged because of the giant sinkhole that opened up in front of it, blocking access to other homes along the street. Also, we now must be aware of the latest scam involving garage doors. 7:50 — Timmy gives us a live Rams vs. New York Giants update. Won’t spoilt it for you here! To Newport Beach and its disappearing sand thanks to El Nino, they’re having to ship 200,000 cubic yards of sand (enough to fill one football field with 3.5 feet of sand) from West Newport Beach’s river bottom to Orange County’s Wedge thanks to crashing, heavy surf that’s eroded the coastline. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 3 (09.21) Timmy’s been a lifelong Rams guy since the third grade, rocking that old white-and-blue jacket every day until the team switched to yellow and blue and little Timothy upgraded on the spot — which is still a happier fate than his cousin, a die-hard Detroit Lions fan still reeling from Matthew Stafford bolting to LA. Do not take Mark’s bookie tips, because Mr. Cankle cannot catch a break at the windows. Tragic news out of South LA, where a worker at a senior living facility opened fire in the lobby and seriously wounded three coworkers. Marky Mark and Timmy Tim agree TV and streaming have never been better — back in Tim’s day, NBC, CBS and ABC had lawyers and sponsors breathing down their necks, and now streaming has forced everybody to raise their game. Over the weekend, a man rode trains and buses all over the West Coast while spreading measles. And Dolly Parton gets her day in California on September 25 — nine to five, get it? The Chargers may be in the doldrums, but the 49ers haven’t won a Super Bowl since 1994 and the Cowboys since 1995. Check out Mark on YouTube with “The Mark Thompson Show”! 8:05 —Did you know? Timmy is a lifelong Rams fan and used to wear his white-and-blue Rams jacket to school every day in the Third Grade. Then the team changed their colors to yellow and blue, so Lil Timothy upgraded. He’s fared so much better than his cousin who is a lifelong Detroit Lions fan and is devastated that Matthew Stafford left and went to LA. 8:20 — Do not take Mark’s advice at the bookies because Mr. Cankle cannot catch a break when it comes to betting. To the tragedy today at a senior living facility in South LA, where a worker there got miffed about having to, y’know, work, so he grabbed a handgun and opened fire in the lobby, seriously wounding three of his coworkers. 8:35 — Marky Mark and Timmy Tim agree that TV and streaming shows have never been better. When Tim was growing up, NBC, CBS and ABC had lawyers constantly telling them what they could or couldn’t do, plus commercial concerns, so now the bar has been raised, what with streaming forcing networks to up their creative game. Over the weekend, a man was riding trains and buses all over the West Coast, spreading measles. And now, Dolly Parton will have her day in California on September 25. Geddit? Nine to five! 8:50 — The Chargers may presently be in the doldrums, but did you know last time the San Francisco 49ers won a Super Bowl was in 1994?! And the last time the Dallas Cowboys won was in 1995! Check out Mark on YouTube with “The Mark Thompson Show”! Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 4 (09.21) Mark hobbles in with a mystery ankle and a Chargers-sized dent in his bankroll, Petros Papadakis of “Petros and Money” piles on with that foghorn voice, and Timmy finds a “We Buy Junk Cars” card on his 2020 luxury ride — ding-dong, it’s not a junker. The losing streak includes $14,000 at the track and a penance Arby’s in Long Beach with no drink. Mark remembers poker with late “Simpsons” creator Sam Simon getting clipped for $600 by ALT 98.7’s Booker, and an L.A.-born radio ranking has Conway at No. 46. F them. Bellio’s a sweetheart (Kenny Kingston would agree), Mark’s telethon psychic promised $3,394 (nope), and a Walk for Autism doctor ran Timmy through the seven screening questions (also nope). Then cat chaos: The Conway house once had 22 of them, they gave most away at Gelson’s including Mom’s favorite, a store wouldn’t let her take an indoor-only cat, so Timmy pretended he wasn’t her son to adopt it. The pile-on was immense. 9:05 — Mark Thompson’s limping into the Conway castle with a mystery ankle and a lighter wallet — the Chargers are tanking and taking his bets with them. Petros Papadakis of “Petros and Money” drops in with that foghorn voice to pile-on. Then Timmy finds a “We Buy Junk Cars” card on his 2020 ride and takes it personally. It’s a luxury car, ding-dong, not a junker. 9:20 — Timmy dropped $14,000 at the track this weekend — and the humiliation tour continued at an Arby’s in Long Beach, where he purposefully did not buy himself a drink, as an exercise in self punishment. Mark flashes back to a poker table with the late “Simpsons” creator Sam Simon, who got taken for $600 by ALT 98.7’s Booker. Then the insult: Some all-time LA-born radio ranking puts Conway at No. 46. F them. 9:35 — Bellio’s a sweet spirit — even Marilyn Monroe’s old psychic Kenny Kingston (the guy who never paid for parking) would back that up. Mark once got a telethon psychic who swore he’d come into $3,394. He did not. Timmy remembers a Walk for Autism where a doctor quietly ran him through those seven screening questions. Also not a match. Two spoilers, zero jackpots. 9:50 — Mark is a cat lover, as was the Conway household when Timmy was a lad. At one point, the Conways had 22 cats meowing around the house! So much so, they gave most of them away at the local Gelson’s, and unfortunately that included Mrs. Conway’s beloved cat. She tried to adopt another purrer, but the pet store wouldn’t allow it because the cat in question was an indoor cat only, so Timmy had to go in and pretend he was unrelated to his mom so he could adopt it for her. The pile-on was immense! Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 1 (09.18) She was wheeled into a San Fernando courtroom on a gurney to face murder charges — and never made it in front of a judge. Plus, the losses of LA's news community is still absorbing. 6:05 — Bailee Lynn Rios, the Simi Valley woman charged in Tuesday's Metro bus crash in Chatsworth, arrived at Superior Court in San Fernando by ambulance and was wheeled in on a gurney, but never appeared before the judge. She faces murder, DUI and reckless-driving charges; bail is $4.03 million. A new video shows her bloodied in the wrecked SUV moments after impact. Investigators say they found hard drugs in her car, and a family friend says addiction had taken over her life in recent years. Also: a heartbreaking week for L.A. and for this news community. 6:20 — A new study in Scientific Data puts Greenland and Antarctica's ice loss at 12.5 trillion tons since the 1970s, and here's the part nobody expects: roughly five-sixths of it came from warm ocean water eating the glaciers from underneath, not from sunshine melting the top. Meanwhile, the ocean took a bite out of Nicolas Cage's Malibu house — a 30-by-30-foot sinkhole swallowed the driveway, triggered a gas leak, and got five oceanfront homes red-tagged. 6:35 — George Marciniw, the pilot killed in the NBC4 news helicopter crash, was Burbank High class of '74 and never really left the neighborhood — the Blue Room knew him. A longtime colleague says he "flew that helicopter just like a feather." 6:50 — An installer on a GFiber job in Irvine asked a customer to hand over her phone to "test the Wi-Fi," then texted an explicit video from it to himself, police say. Logan Edward Gray-McCannon, 37, of Hemet is charged with commercial burglary, unauthorized computer access and sharing a private sexual image — and Irvine PD believes there are more victims. Plus, the iPhone 18 Pro, 18 Pro Max and the foldable iPhone Duo hit stores today. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!

Hour 2 (09.18) Conway says A.I. isn't smart at all — and Neil's going off the roof of a 25-story hotel to raise money for Skid Row. Plus, the best burger in L.A. is also the simplest one. 7:05 — Neil Saavedra, KFI's Fork Reporter, throws down a climate change-and-A.I. challenge: is this the end of the world, or is the whole thing oversold? His argument is that A.I. isn't smart at all — its reductionism dressed up as intelligence. Is Siri even A.I.? A walk through the different types, and why everything in this world matters. 7:20 — National Cheeseburger Day, and the best burger in L.A. turns out to be the plainest one on the menu. Meat, cheese, bun, done. The case against everything else you're paying for. 7:35 — Neil is going Over the Edge for Union Rescue Mission — rappelling 25 stories down the side of the Universal Hilton, September 25 and 26, to fund beds and meals on Skid Row. Every rappeler raises at least $1,000 to get on the rope. 7:50 — Winning in life isn't the scoreboard. It's being grateful for what you already have instead of keeping a running tally of what you don't. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI!