2 Dumb Babies

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by good friend and podcast host Morgan Mizell (The Big Humble Podcast and The Definitive Rankings of Everything) and they talk about their trip to Buffalo Wild Wings for ALL YOU CAN EAT wings, Willie's trip to Stockton CA, Dead and Company at The Las Vegas Sphere, Double Down bar in Vegas, Steven A Smith, Gambling at the Pool Party Sports book, other Las Vegas tips, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow Morgan Mizell:   Instagram: @handsome_morgan Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Playing sports as a kid, Willie hurt his leg, Fights in Baseball, Going to Ireland, Guinness, The 50's, Slap wars, Boeing Whistleblowers, Person with the most toys wins, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Torio Van Grol (Don't Tell Comedy, Hesby Street Podcast, Joke Off) and they talk about when someone else loses a loved one, The Van Grol's live forever, Getting your wisdom teeth removed, Ball doctor vs Brain doctor, Seattle comedy underground, Willie saw someone do crack for the first time, LA Bingo Vs NYC Bingo, 7-11 Door Guy, When businesses know your order, Ike's sandwiches, What type of dad will you be, Not knowing your own roommate, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow Torio Van Grol:   Website Instagram: @toriovangrol Watch Torio's Don't Tell Comedy Set Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Netflix Is A Joke Fest, The world's chillest Schizophrenic, Ketamine Therapy, Being a drug lab rat, When Willie did DMT, The new DARE program, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Matt Lockwood (Comedy Store, Big Humble Podcast) and they talk about a lot of stuff I'm not sure how to write in the description without getting flagged but here we go. Diversity hires, Adult Theaters, Things you can't do in public, Brian Cohee, The Wall Game show, Visiting an adult store, the history of holes of glory, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Follow Matt Lockwood:   Instagram: @mattdaddylockwood Website Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Willie's new haircut, barbers and barbershops, Getting your cervix tattooed, Not knowing where ribs start, lying to your doctor, Eric is finally getting his windshield fixed, My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student, Bad public schools making you do word searches, The upcoming Eclipse Party in Texas, Bad investment tips, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and cannabis enthusiast Mike Glazer (Glazed, HBO, Team USA Gold Medal, Comedy Central) and they talk about Wikipedia rabbit holes, The big omission from the Iron Claw movie, historical figures as wrestlers, Not knowing things is fun, The Twinkies defense and How to be a good lawyer, political comedians, Mike's crippling phone slot machine app addiction, Also Mike's crippling real slot machine addiction, Getting a hotel room for the Showtime channel, Gambling in Vegas, Working for the Mob, Eric ruins the bit, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow Mike Glazer:   Instagram: @GlazerBooHooHoo Watch Mike's NEW Special "Life Rules" Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Episode 200, Retiring in Thailand, Eric wanted to be a Ninja Turtle, Willie wanted to be a professional football player, Architects, Declassified documents, Redacted Mad Libs, Conspiracy Theory Game Shows, We need more walls, Epstein's chef was a BBQ chef, After game snacks as a kid, Favoritism to the better kids in sports, Testing into Grunt in the military, Paul Revere's house, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

*Reuploaded. Accidentally deleted THIS WEEK: Hostage movies, Bring back idiot movies, Viagra may help against Alzheimer's, Medically using leeches, TSA for people who know how to fly, Drinking on a flight, Bleak stand up shows during lockdown, Base camp, hiking mountains, Eric's neighbors get rescued, and more!  A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedians and hosts of the Gravy Baby Podcast, Drew Morgan (Comedy Central, MTV, The View, wellRED) and Carmen Morales (HBO, Showtime, Hulu, IFC) and they talk about Pepsi Jet Guy, McDonald's coffee burn lady, Boring people ruining drugs, Dueling Podcasts, Neurodivergents, Mark our podcast producer, The cancel comedians articles, Ruining magic, The guy who did LA too quickly, Wrapping it up, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Gravy Baby Podcast https://intotheabiscuit.libsyn.com/ Follow Drew Morgan:    http://drewmorgancomedy.com Follow Carmen Morales:  https://linktr.ee/thefunnycarmen Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK:  A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow Shapel Lacey Instagram: @shapellacey shapellacey.com WATCH Shapel's Don't Tell Set Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Willie's trip home for the holidays, Representing yourself in court, Boeing 737 Max grounded, Drug gangs take over Ecuador, Heater over 1,000 degrees, Ways to lose your hearing, New Epstein list, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Steve Furey (Comedy Store, E! Co-Host of Dating #NoFilter , World On Drugs Podcast) and they talk about comfort wear, Touring with Bert Kreischer, Showering at school, Public pools, Heavy Metal Cruise, Forgetting your set, Edible Mushies, Microdosing, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow Steve Furey:    Instagram: @scubastevefurey http://stevefurey.com/ WATCH Steve's Live From The Belly Room set:  Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Meat packers ruining the Amazon, Child Labor vs Prison Labor, Finland named happiest place on earth, Landlords in LA, The Economy is for Rich People, Election year, Bad Dog Mayor, Otter war crimes, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian John Hastings (AGT, Comedy Central, BBC Radio, John and Dylan Online Podcast) and their conversation is all over the place! They talk about Inside Comedy Baseball, The Conspiracy Theorist Friend of the group, American History vs British History, Boarder Walls, Twitter vs Tumbler vs Substack, Kings of (open mic) Comedy, Freestyle Rapper admits to murder, Flying with weed, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow John Hastings: Instagram: @thejohnhastings Tiktok: @thejohnhastings https://johnhastings.komi.io/ Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com  

THIS WEEK: Happy Birthday Willie, Cam Barge, C&ck Fantasy Camp, Monica Lewinsky wants younger Presidents, Lauren Bobert Beetlejuice, People watching Corn at work, Good at bad jobs, Jeff Bezos runs the world, AI takes over Influencer jobs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies Follow 2 Dumb Babies:   Instagram: @twodumbbabies Tiktok: @2dumbbabies Facebook: @2dumbbabies Follow Willie Simon:    Instagram: @williesimon_ Tiktok: @williesimon_ Follow Eric Freedman: Instagram: @ericjfreedman Tiktok: @ericjfreedman Facebook: @ericfreedmancomedian Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to 2 Dumb Babies on all platforms! Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios / pettycashstudios.com    

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Kelly Ryan (Night Coop Podcast, The Comedy Store, Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about Side Dishes, Getting out of bad conversations, Dating Comics Vs Civilians, Gate Keeping in Comedy, Austin's Sixth Street, Vancouver Washington, Simpler Times, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Follow Kelly Ryan Instagram - @thisiskellyryan TikTok - @kellyryanmoney Watch Her Don't Tell Set Listen to Night Coop Podcast SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman  

THIS WEEK: Rave ambulance, James Bond relapsing, Opioids, Alpha Brain Hangovers, Ukraine fell off, Adderall, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman  

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Bryan Vokey (Concrete Kicks Podcast, The Kyle Dunnigan Show, Roast of Alec Baldwin) and they talk about Simone Biles Masterclass, Comics of the past, Old Money Vs New Money, Bryan being a teacher during an earthquake, Willie's auto shop teacher, Bryan starting therapy, Prison celebrities, Military bases, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. FOLLOW BRYAN VOKEY Instagram - @mrbryanvokey TikTok - @vokeybryan SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman  

THIS WEEK: Immigrating, Food appropriation, Rap Rock bands sound like English food, Metal music used to fight Orca whales, Boredom is why we do most things, Mr Beast philanthropist, Eric can't make it a day without hearing about Taylor Swift, Horse breaks free on airplane, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman  

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Ramsey Badawi (Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about the importance of your eyes, using sunscreen and umbrellas would get you picked on, Getting leg extensions, reduction surgeries, Ramsey's dad, Other jobs we should've done, Jury Duty, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW RAMSEY BADAWI Instagram - @RamsBad TikTok -  @ramdoggg FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman  

THIS WEEK: The Robot Uprising, Driverless cars, child labor vs robot labor, Gambino Family Members Arrested, Crocodiles Get Turned On By Helicopters, Sam Bankman-Fried Found Guilty, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman   Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios  

THIS WEEK: Eric split a fly in two, Cryogenically freezing people, AI can see our dreams, We've been doing a lot of crimes against nature, Having heightened senses, Deaf people movies, Willie went to the DMV, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman  

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by their good friend, comedian Cam Bertrand (AGT / Dry Bar Comedy) and they talk the the new NPC Girls craze, What actually happened to JFK, When DMX tried to be a dad, Jay Z should go back to his roots, Meth never got a music genre, Cast iron skillet myths, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW CAM BERTRAND Instagram - @camthecomic FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman  

THIS WEEK: Eric got a 3 Day Pay or Quit notice, Willie got All You Can Eat Sushi, Willie's last time eating Taco Bell, Rite-Aid Sued for Opioid problem, We try Fruity Pebbles Popcorn, Los Angeles approves robot dog cops, John Wicks and Fast and The Furious', and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman talk news, social issues, and life while just trying to make eachother laugh. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano  

THIS WEEK: Give airpods to the homeless, Train Derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, UFO coverup, Betting on the Super Bowl, Super Mario Brothers Simulation Theory, Gunther's Millions on Netflix, Dog Mayors, Inheriting your parents garbage while they're alive, Bat Guy and More! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano  

THIS WEEK: How to make a successful podcast, Komodo Dragons are not real dragons, Eric went to the LA Zoo, Two guys accidentally rob a sperm bank, Zelensky meets with Biden, More countries need nuclear weapons, New Oppenheimer movie, The dark origins of Anime, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Defending yourself during a robbery, Modern day cattle wranglers, What ancient military would you want to be a part of, IDF needs a new War league, Biden signs Marriage Equality Act, New gerrymandering, P22 Mountain Lion captured, Mayor of LA's new plan to fight homelessness, Crime isn't new, Walmart raising prices because of theft, Being a Vet's manager at a retail store, War reenactments, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: New studio setup, Who still uses a suitcase, Cocaine Bear, Old Ursala vs New Ursala, Black Panther or Lion King, Larston interrupts, No good ways to walk dogs, U.S.A. beats Iran in World Cup, Taiwan vs Thailand, Bars vs Pubs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Willie was in Vegas and won Craps, The South Dakota Hawks, Dogs fighting people, Dog Metal band Caninus, Autism and Death Metal, Canadian's making fun of U.S. for shootings and healthcare, Going back to visit your school as an adult, Capital Punishment, The Mob running Wind Power in Italy, The Woke Mob and PC Police, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: The proper way to measure drugs, Doing dope, Catching Spider-man disease, The new Elvis movie, Pumpkin eaters, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: 2 DaBaby's, Work Fight Clubs, Micro Plastics, Cocaine Bear in Kentucky, Suburban Legends, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: How people eat placenta, Escargot and other weird food, Donating sperm and blood (not at the same time), peeing blood, Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver high on meth in North Las Vegas, The most expensive drugs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: This week: Zedd's Las Vegas residency, Daren Metropoulos owns playboy mansion, Jackson Mississippi doesn't have clean drinking water, Everything revolving around Jews is a conspiracy, Monkey pox death in Texas, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: TikTok in other countries, Chinese comedy movies, Viking Berserkers, Dubai, blood money, Cum bombs, Modern Bank Robberies, What's your blood type, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Willie and Eric are matching, The Irish, Going to Europe, The magic of oil, Tar and Feathering, Nancy Pelosi goes to Asia, Insider trading, Bombing the middle east, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Copyrighting catchphrases, Willie would be a bad sports announcer, Messing up TV show intros, Geniuses vs Experts, Elon Musk's dad impregnates step-daughter, When does Elon Musk come out as a super villain, Hollywood Stars Homes Tour, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Don't let the 90's hold power over you, NASA fell off, Russian Tools, The world is changing, Step Parent Problems of the day, Home Run Derby, Record high heat in UK, Why don't we rescue people, Citizen App is the next Clubhouse, Diseases that mark you, Round Up and how everything causes cancer, Moss and Company suck, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Bad Jay Z impression, Rhetorical questions, Different calendars, Where are the new Messiahs, Is Tom Cruise the most recent profit, Cold Stone Steve Austin, More Profit and Messiah talk, Jesus' real name, School disaster drills, Eric's shower door exploded, Being lucky, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Happy 4th of July, 1-3 kid rule in China, We need new cities, Hawk stepdad, Politicians asking for money, We'll never have another revolution, Willie's a hypochondriac, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Why we missed the last two weeks, The different heavens and hells, The Supreme Court needs to calm down, Unidentified rocket hits the moon, Dumb aliens, R Kelly gets 30 years, Ghislain Maxwell gets 20 years, Dancing With The Stars Behind Bars, Summer sucks as an adult, Don't treat your friends like dogs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: A bi-lingual podcast available in only 1 language, Eric turned 37, South Korea is so much better than North Korea, Dictators and Religion, Change 3 point rules in Basketball, Don't get your info from comedy podcasts, No more terms for politicians, Too much Star Wars and Marvel, Cleaning shit off shoes, Kids fighting vs Dogs fighting, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: We're joined by comedian Rob Pugliese and talk about Connecticut, How good things were when the mob was in charge, Exploiting EBT, How we're an injury away from being ruined, Hospitals giving happy endings, Eric almost getting his shoes stolen, Bullying, The types of jokes we hate, Commenting from the outside, and more! Rob Pugliese is a Comedian, Actor, and Host of the No Charisma Podcast. You can watch him on Amazon Prime on The Red Rob Roy Show and be sure to catch him live whenever you get the chance! FOLLOW ROB PUGLIESE IG: https://www.instagram.com/robpugcomic Red Rob Roy Show: https://www.theredrobroyshow.com/ POD: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-charisma/id1509357555 A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Mandatory test to see what job you get, We need more ethics tests, Construction is still going on in Eric's building, Demolition is much easier than fixing it up, Fart jar Youtuber now selling jars of Boob Sweat, The four pillars of kinks, No one knows old languages, Eric's dad saying goodbye to his house, Willie finds out about his buddies weird kink, Willie and Eric end on a great button, and more! (but it's all before the button) A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: This week: Clapping intro, Not all true stories are good, The discovery of the first dinosaur, Theories used to be fun, Galileo beat his charges, Birds are scarier than lizards, Introducing ‘Scam of The Week',  A man is charged with trying to sell a dog that doesn't exist, The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Trial has gone on so long, When the law uses your middle name, We need a way out of segments, You don't want local insurance, Modern day loan sharking, America has always been good at marketing, UFO's are back and are a national threat, Coming up with cool weapons is a great job, Iron Man is better than a drone, The Suggestions of War, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: The little Mermaid, Swimmer Vs Whaler, American Ninja Warrior can drop the warrior part, Japanese Game Shows, Learn “Thank You” in other languages instead of curse words, Our food order gets canceled, Is It Cake, Soulja Boy Scams, The Nigerian Prince Scam, Complaining about App workers, The Mob should care about Climate Change, Willie will never be Jimmy Fallon, Story about a Last Meal from Patreon subscriber Kev, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: The world is tiring, Getting lice, Old Boston headliners, More jobs should have drafts like the NFL and NBA, Watching sports highlights vs Watching the full games, Sports dads, people like time killers now, Playing video games needs to do real world work, Why do old people only work at grocery stores, Cyborgs, We should own dentist tools, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman

THIS WEEK: Voice Acting Foley, Was George Clooney always old, Last Meals, Willie and Eric went to Palm Harbor, BBL's and other plastic surgery, Should Willie get fake boobs, Tall people, Where "getting off" came from, Big privated homeless people, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman

THIS WEEK: All the things we used to use spit for, Free Range Salt, Sexual harassment in the workplace, Louis CK wins Grammy for best comedy album, British culture, More stupid airplane talk, Willie and Eric are in Palm Harbor, FL this weekend, Eric doesn't know what accents are, Florida Sushi, Food fights, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman

THIS WEEK: Cheating in school, Willie went to Oregon, Do mythical monsters speak, Hot Dog Real Estate Agent, A 10 drink in decision, Condiment band, Tomatoes are so versatile, Fighting the audience, Shock Jock Painters, Music Vs. Comedy in Bars, Willie got new glasses, The most expensive bandana A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Becoming a surgeon, Man with pig heart, Surviving in the woods, Math can be used evil, Britney Griner being sent to work camp, Trafficking in shipping containers, The origin of tiny bottles of alcohol, Being arrested after a flight, Willie's uncle started flying in the 80's, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman