Thanks for joining the BLUE NATION ! We're here to discuss anything from current events and pop culture to sports, dating, food and everything in between. Special guests stop in all the time and we love topic suggestions. Cheers! Garf, Beter & Po
Beter, Garf & Po are BACK in the BNPC studio and not much has changed... still the same losers, with new stories and a general disregard for talent or class. Meanwhile, Garf is headed out on a cruise and Beter is betting on baseball. Po may be going through a mid-life shootout (boomer) and there is no excuse for their behavior. You can take the microphones away from the degenerates, but you cant keep them from climbing through the heating system to podcast while the management is on vacation!
Dr. Dr. Dr. in the studio again... and we drunk dialed Cousin Chris! Also, Beter and Garf got hot dates after surviving their trip to Orlando... Po is a maniac on the studio pod cast board and one of the guys is likely going to the ER this weekend with debilitating constipation!
It's Christmas time, but we had to podcast one more time... especially since our friend Kara dropped over with free food and some very specific opinions! We might talk about holiday traditions, or perhaps some new years plans... but mostly - Beter, Garf and Kara just want to talk about Spider Man.... **SPOILER ALERT** Po doesnt hold back about his opinion of the film or Tobey. If you havent seen the film, be advised & Merry Christmas!
Po brought a brick of fruitcake to the BNPC studio, just in time for Beter and Garf to carb-up before SantaCon this weekend! What better way to celebrate the season, than with 10,000 raging alcoholics all dressed like Santa? Dont worry, it's for charity..... riiiiiiiiiight!! Meanwhile, Po is only one fantasy football game away from being forced to start an only fans page, while Beter and Garf get prepped for the playoffs with some BRAND NEW Hi Seltzer!!
Beter wants to start hunting for thanksgiving... but NOT turkeys - people!?$%^&*! Maybe that's why Garf is leaving town and Po is going into hiding? Meanwhile, it's football season in the BBN and Po is about to destroy Beter in the fantasy league, especially if his dumb luck continues - but the odds are still with Beter, for now. No matter what, dont arrive at thanksgiving without your Hi Gummi's this year- it will make everything better and be sure you tell them the losers at Blue Nation sent you!
Travis Scott is being cancelled after his latest concert tragedy, Beter still wants to restart his cult and Jeff Bezos may have lost his gold-digging girlfriend to Leo without even knowing it!
Dr King is back and we're talking about conspiracy theories, pop culture and a few other random things swirling around in Po's old, empty head.
Kentucky is BACK in the NEWS, but this time.... its REALLY BAD!! Boys twerking on male teachers and the Mayor said it's OK?! Garf is having a Halloween party, and everyone is invited!!....except PO (aka, old dude). Coach BJ dropped by the studio with the single barrel bourbon and Beter is going to dress like a children's toy.... no really!
Our good friend, Dr King (aka, Dr. Dr. Dr.) is back in the studio this week, having just recovered from double hip replacement, and it was like he never left!! The booze was flowing early, and nobody was holding back... except maybe Garf, with his fruity-pink cocktails. Po may be clinically stupid and Beter is quite certain the BNPC is destined for cancel-culture. F**** IT ! Let's drink.
Apparently, Beter got a new pad... but its not the "maxi-pad" you might expect. Meanwhile, Garf is going for some Halloween scares this weekend, with two young ladies who might need a little extra closeness... if things get too spooky! Finally, Po is still lousy at sports, but continues to WIN at fantasy football and Po, Beter & Garfs LOCK OF THE WEEK - WTF!? It's lousy radio, but we dont care! GO CATS!!
Beter, Po & Garf are hedging their sport bets for the week, Andrew explains his mangina and UK is playing football like never before... plus, horse racing and Urban Meyers new "puppets"!!
THE BNPC boys are BACK!! Beter, Po & Garf somehow convinced the studio management to let us back in after nearly 3 months off, which we cant discuss right now - due to the legal gag order.... and it might screw up Beter's parole, but we'll talk about ALL OF IT this season - dont worry!! Meanwhile: check out our exclusive sponsor www.higummi.com for all the D8 you can handle! Also, bluenationpodcast on Instagram .... PEACE!
Dr. King is now, unofficial... a part-time, substitute cast member of the Blue Nation Pod Cast! and to celebrate, he brought his newest libation to the studio.... it's called the "Beiber" and its YUMMY!! Meanwhile, our good friend from the hollers... Cousin Chris dropped over and we seriously contemplated the meaning of life, and also..... lamb fries and Beter's new cult. Awesome time was had by all, but most of us dont really remember... that Beibs hit hard!!
Uncle Joey first made his appearance during episode 17 "Boomers & Zoomers" and now he's back to defend his undisputed title as the resident pop-culture expert - but Garf & Beter arent going down without a fight! Speaking of fights, Po is still open to a charity bout with Tobey Maguire, but it's doubtful that will ever happen. Also, hi gummies, sports, drinking and other random nonsense.
Dr. Dr. Dr. King dropped in and brought MORE gifts and then we bet on the KY Derby!! So much frivolity.... absent of any morality or general preponderancy. "...game over man!"
Even though nDave Mathews couldn't join us this week, Dr. Dr. Dr. King dropped in - just in time for us to discuss and debate the prospect of moving to AKON CITY! Beter & Garf are betting on the "wakanda forever" like future city to be developed, so they can live in a utopian society and only spend AKOINS while they contemplate the reality of life inside a comic book! Dr King & Po are not buying it - but it's earth day and we're always open to the prospect of another Gen-Z uprising. BOOMERS in the house!!
Beter is jazzed about baseball season, while Garf and Po believe the entire sport should be outlawed ! Speaking of outlaws, soccer mom is back in the studio and she's in rare form!!
Something is definately wrong with the current music scene, but Beter is still a fan! Meanwhile, Intern Ally celebrated her birthday with a few wins at the horse track, while Garf lamented his losses on the Gonzaga game last weekend. Dont worry, it's all going to be fine when Beter makes his STRANGE version of microwave smores... which caused Po to lose all hope for the future..... and other stupid stuff.
Dr. Dr. Dr. King is BACK in the studio for the 3rd week in a row, but we're pretty sure he sleeps in the back closet or sneaks in through the roof - but either way, it's always a fun discussion when he's around, especially now that Beter knows how to push a few buttons! SPOILER ALERT, we talked about the new Godzilla v King Kong movie, gender reveals, Megan Fox thumbs and some type of utopian society Beter is planning. Thanks to our friends at hi gummi (www.higummi.com) for the amazing samples and support!!
Dr. King back in the BNPC studio and he brought a much bigger bottle of KY spring water! Combined with our new friend and possible intern, Krazy Klinger - things got out of control fast, but that wont stop us from embarrassing each other and perhaps a few others. BIG thanks to Bulleit Whiskey for the amazing spirits and also Dr. King for the rad new T' shirts!
Our good friend and PhD, PhD, MD, MBA... Dr. Brian stopped by the BNPC studio and brought some quality KY spring water with him! Shots all around and let the good times roll.
Garf & Po debate the merits of the Fast & Furious franchise, and Beter opens up pandora's box when he tries to draw a comparison between Star Wars & Star Trek. Suffice to say, there is NO comparison, which further solidifies the implication that Po likely spent the firsr 25yrs of his life in his parents basement. Meanwhile, guys have a suprise guest coming by the BNPC studio soon, but Beter wont share anything more about the famed "Unicorn Sparkle" that is ELPEE !?! Stay tuned... if you have NOTHING better to do that is.
Ally stopped by the BNPC studio to say goodbye, before she heads to Alabama for PA school. but, there was still time to talk about old roommates and how pathetic the dating scene has become since covid.
Our friends at Stickermule.com sent us a bottle of their signature Mule Sauce and Beter claims it has "no affect whatsoever" but if you could see him sweating like a turkey on thanksgiving, you would know better!! Also, Garf is off the wagon and Po is still trying to pick a fight with Tobey Maguire... generally nothing important or entertaining.
Beter set the over-under on the new Mortal Combat movie, which prompted Po to recommend cancelling the Olympics. Garf went snow-boarding and returned in one piece, but the real issue may be the skeletons lurking in Po's closet!
Apparently, Garf has decided to risk his life this weekend - and try snow skiing on a hill covered in man-made ice. The over-under on his survival is very low. Speaking of betting, Beter might be wagering on the Superbowl this weekend, but he'll be stone sober and that's bound to add some intensity. And, finally... to double-down on the harmful activity, the BNPC guys started a new segment this week and will be sampling fast food on the next several episodes, as Beter contends ALL FAST FOOD isnt actually food! but perhaps this week validates his point - because there is NO WAY those "sliders" can be legally defined as edible food. ALSO and BRAND NEW SPONSOR you will NOT BELIEVE!! hi
Beter & Garf made out like zoomers this week, by blindly investing money in Game Stop, while the world watch the big hedge fund companies lose BILLIONS - our boys got rich!! Well, maybe not rich, but Beter can definately support his Chipotle habit a while longer! Also, sad news... Intern Ally has moved on from the BNPC broom closet to bigger and better opportunities, so we are now looking for a NEW INTERN!! DM us on IG if you'd like to try something generally, unfulfilling - with NO PAY! Also, Garf got the Covid vaccine and Po is betting he turns into a zombie by the weekend... plus sports and other nonsense!
Our new friend Kierstyn Dunlap joined the guys from Blue Nation PC and shared some very harrowing stories about her pro barrel racing career and you wont believe how resilient and strong this athlete is!! Kierstyn is a Dwell CBD brand ambassador and now we understand why. Check out her pages on FB & IG and in the meantime, try to imagine Beter mucking horse stalls in his Brookes Bro. loafers!! .... also, fake vanilla flavoring - beavers - GAG!!!
Beter & Garf took an early spring break trip to Fort Lauderdale and quickly realized they were either the "old guys" at the spot, or possible targets of human traffickers from Peru. Either way, it can NOT end well - especially when Beter has too much to drink and his only refuge is a single hotel room full of dudes! Also, sports, entertainment and shameless plugs.
World Class trainer, Matt Veigl stops by the BNPC studio to motivate us for 2021 ! High energy and no excuses, this conversation got everyone feeling better about the potential to fix the damage from spending 2019 locked in the house with fritos, beer and playstation.
This is our longest episode yet.... but we had a full house this week! Intern Ally got the covid vaccine, Garf's pal Half dropped over and Beter brought a new game to the podcast, but it includes drinks - so we played!!
Po and Beter are all wound up, the covid vaccine is being launched and Garf is trying to find creative ways to make craft beer.... like he needs another excuse for drinking beer!?! It's almost Christmas, and the boys are hosting a secret Santa party, but Po wasnt invited...
Uncle Joey stops in the BNPC studio to debate the age gap with Beter & Garf and all the differences that distinctly separate the generations. Super Hero's, Amazon, Landlines and so much more!
Favorite Thanksgiving traditions and the strangest foods people come up with. Pro soccer ref BJ drops by the BNPC studio to discuss his new franchise and we try to deconstruct the new 2020 version of the holidays. PS5 for the win and Tobey Maguire is still on Po's sh** list. Sorry man.
Intern Ally dropped off some hot coffee on a cold day and we talked her into hanging out for the show! Garf is covd-free and back in studio, while Beter wishes he wasnt.... but he's also the one who chose to drink all night long! Also, the KY Wildcat FB team starting line has the Rona and Beter is about to lose some big $$ on this weekends game.
Garf is quarantined at home with C19, Beter cant get a new PS5 & Po is hiding from the feds!
Cousin Chris drops by the BNP studio to discuss country holidays, super cars and other frivolity... CODE "cousinchris" at dwellcbd.com for BIG discount all weekend!!
Halloween is here and that means we have an official excuse for being left of center. Candy. Coffee and apparently Garf is secretly channeling the ROCK. Yikes!
Jack Harlow new song "Tyler Herro" is running up the charts, while Toby Maguire is dismissing an appearance in the new Spider Man film - all while Garf is throwing up in the studio!
Catching up with Kathryn, playing stump and other nonsense...
Local soccer-Mom, Kara, drops by the BNPC studio for a quick chat and learns about Beters affinity for baseball and how to properly exercise your right to be an enthusiastic fan! Also, STUMP.... and food and other non-sense
Lee Cruse & Hayley Harmon stop by the BNPC studio for a quick hang and share all the new details of their HIT TV SHOW!! also.... Hayley opens up about her personal affinity for toilet moonshine
Model, Actress & KY Wildcat Fan - Maria Montgomery stops into the BNPC
Everybody loves new gadgets, but Beter loves new tech almost as much as Chipotle... and college football... bet on it !
Beter goes to Chicago for Connecticut pizza and Garf is trying to win free jelly beans! Po is confused as usual and everybody loves to HATE the X-men.
Is Chipotle stealing? Is MLB too PC? Random Calls and other stuff....
Eating during the podcastBeter wants a Chipotle sponsorshipCrash BettingMoving & playing STUMP!
First podcast from the team at Blue Nation! It's not bad.... it's not good - but we'll keep trying, if you'll keep listening.