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Thanks for joining the BLUE NATION ! We're here to discuss anything from current events and pop culture to sports, dating, food and everything in between. Special guests stop in all the time and we love topic suggestions. Cheers! Garf, Beter & Po

Garf, Beter, Po


    • Mar 12, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 22m AVG DURATION
    • 49 EPISODES


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    Still Cruisin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2022 19:41


    Beter, Garf & Po are BACK in the BNPC studio and not much has changed... still the same losers, with new stories and a general disregard for talent or class. Meanwhile, Garf is headed out on a cruise and Beter is betting on baseball. Po may be going through a mid-life shootout (boomer) and there is no excuse for their behavior. You can take the microphones away from the degenerates, but you cant keep them from climbing through the heating system to podcast while the management is on vacation!

    Cousin Chris & the Crenshaw Biscuit Bunch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2022 20:20


    Dr. Dr. Dr. in the studio again... and we drunk dialed Cousin Chris! Also, Beter and Garf got hot dates after surviving their trip to Orlando... Po is a maniac on the studio pod cast board and one of the guys is likely going to the ER this weekend with debilitating constipation!

    No Way Home for Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 21:01


    It's Christmas time, but we had to podcast one more time... especially since our friend Kara dropped over with free food and some very specific opinions! We might talk about holiday traditions, or perhaps some new years plans... but mostly - Beter, Garf and Kara just want to talk about Spider Man.... **SPOILER ALERT** Po doesnt hold back about his opinion of the film or Tobey. If you havent seen the film, be advised & Merry Christmas!

    Bad Santa Loves Fruit Cake

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 24:37


    Po brought a brick of fruitcake to the BNPC studio, just in time for Beter and Garf to carb-up before SantaCon this weekend! What better way to celebrate the season, than with 10,000 raging alcoholics all dressed like Santa? Dont worry, it's for charity..... riiiiiiiiiight!! Meanwhile, Po is only one fantasy football game away from being forced to start an only fans page, while Beter and Garf get prepped for the playoffs with some BRAND NEW Hi Seltzer!!

    Thanksgiving is the New Hunger Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 20:45


    Beter wants to start hunting for thanksgiving... but NOT turkeys - people!?$%^&*! Maybe that's why Garf is leaving town and Po is going into hiding? Meanwhile, it's football season in the BBN and Po is about to destroy Beter in the fantasy league, especially if his dumb luck continues - but the odds are still with Beter, for now. No matter what, dont arrive at thanksgiving without your Hi Gummi's this year- it will make everything better and be sure you tell them the losers at Blue Nation sent you!

    Jeff Bezos Cant Buy Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 19:01


    Travis Scott is being cancelled after his latest concert tragedy, Beter still wants to restart his cult and Jeff Bezos may have lost his gold-digging girlfriend to Leo without even knowing it!

    Conspiracy or Not?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 17:47


    Dr King is back and we're talking about conspiracy theories, pop culture and a few other random things swirling around in Po's old, empty head.

    Halloween Can Be "Hazard-us"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 20:57


    Kentucky is BACK in the NEWS, but this time.... its REALLY BAD!! Boys twerking on male teachers and the Mayor said it's OK?! Garf is having a Halloween party, and everyone is invited!!....except PO (aka, old dude). Coach BJ dropped by the studio with the single barrel bourbon and Beter is going to dress like a children's toy.... no really!

    Dr. King is Back...& Garf Loves Pinky Drinks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 24:01


    Our good friend, Dr King (aka, Dr. Dr. Dr.) is back in the studio this week, having just recovered from double hip replacement, and it was like he never left!! The booze was flowing early, and nobody was holding back... except maybe Garf, with his fruity-pink cocktails. Po may be clinically stupid and Beter is quite certain the BNPC is destined for cancel-culture. F**** IT ! Let's drink.

    Beters Shoe Box and Garfs Girls Gone Wild!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2021 23:16


    Apparently, Beter got a new pad... but its not the "maxi-pad" you might expect. Meanwhile, Garf is going for some Halloween scares this weekend, with two young ladies who might need a little extra closeness... if things get too spooky! Finally, Po is still lousy at sports, but continues to WIN at fantasy football and Po, Beter & Garfs LOCK OF THE WEEK - WTF!? It's lousy radio, but we dont care! GO CATS!!

    Snooker & My Girlfriends Panties

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2021 25:33


    Beter, Po & Garf are hedging their sport bets for the week, Andrew explains his mangina and UK is playing football like never before... plus, horse racing and Urban Meyers new "puppets"!!

    SEASON 2 - SEX, DRUGS & FOOTBALL

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2021 21:42


    THE BNPC boys are BACK!! Beter, Po & Garf somehow convinced the studio management to let us back in after nearly 3 months off, which we cant discuss right now - due to the legal gag order.... and it might screw up Beter's parole, but we'll talk about ALL OF IT this season - dont worry!! Meanwhile: check out our exclusive sponsor www.higummi.com for all the D8 you can handle! Also, bluenationpodcast on Instagram .... PEACE!

    Cousin Chris & the Beibs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 29:05


    Dr. King is now, unofficial... a part-time, substitute cast member of the Blue Nation Pod Cast! and to celebrate, he brought his newest libation to the studio.... it's called the "Beiber" and its YUMMY!! Meanwhile, our good friend from the hollers... Cousin Chris dropped over and we seriously contemplated the meaning of life, and also..... lamb fries and Beter's new cult. Awesome time was had by all, but most of us dont really remember... that Beibs hit hard!!

    Uncle Joey & the Fight for Super Hero Superiority

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 26:26


    Uncle Joey first made his appearance during episode 17 "Boomers & Zoomers" and now he's back to defend his undisputed title as the resident pop-culture expert - but Garf & Beter arent going down without a fight! Speaking of fights, Po is still open to a charity bout with Tobey Maguire, but it's doubtful that will ever happen. Also, hi gummies, sports, drinking and other random nonsense.

    Derby Daze

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 22:52


    Dr. Dr. Dr. King dropped in and brought MORE gifts and then we bet on the KY Derby!! So much frivolity.... absent of any morality or general preponderancy. "...game over man!"

    We're Moving to AKON CITY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 21:17


    Even though nDave Mathews couldn't join us this week, Dr. Dr. Dr. King dropped in - just in time for us to discuss and debate the prospect of moving to AKON CITY! Beter & Garf are betting on the "wakanda forever" like future city to be developed, so they can live in a utopian society and only spend AKOINS while they contemplate the reality of life inside a comic book! Dr King & Po are not buying it - but it's earth day and we're always open to the prospect of another Gen-Z uprising. BOOMERS in the house!!

    Baseball & Soccer Mom are Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 19:34


    Beter is jazzed about baseball season, while Garf and Po believe the entire sport should be outlawed ! Speaking of outlaws, soccer mom is back in the studio and she's in rare form!!

    S'more of Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 24:40


    Something is definately wrong with the current music scene, but Beter is still a fan! Meanwhile, Intern Ally celebrated her birthday with a few wins at the horse track, while Garf lamented his losses on the Gonzaga game last weekend. Dont worry, it's all going to be fine when Beter makes his STRANGE version of microwave smores... which caused Po to lose all hope for the future..... and other stupid stuff.

    Spoliers or Perfect Mistakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 20:32


    Dr. Dr. Dr. King is BACK in the studio for the 3rd week in a row, but we're pretty sure he sleeps in the back closet or sneaks in through the roof - but either way, it's always a fun discussion when he's around, especially now that Beter knows how to push a few buttons! SPOILER ALERT, we talked about the new Godzilla v King Kong movie, gender reveals, Megan Fox thumbs and some type of utopian society Beter is planning. Thanks to our friends at hi gummi (www.higummi.com) for the amazing samples and support!!

    King, Klinger & Coco

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2021 21:53


    Dr. King back in the BNPC studio and he brought a much bigger bottle of KY spring water! Combined with our new friend and possible intern, Krazy Klinger - things got out of control fast, but that wont stop us from embarrassing each other and perhaps a few others. BIG thanks to Bulleit Whiskey for the amazing spirits and also Dr. King for the rad new T' shirts!

    Dr. Dr. Dr. Master.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 29:31


    Our good friend and PhD, PhD, MD, MBA... Dr. Brian stopped by the BNPC studio and brought some quality KY spring water with him! Shots all around and let the good times roll.

    Too Fast Too Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 19:47


    Garf & Po debate the merits of the Fast & Furious franchise, and Beter opens up pandora's box when he tries to draw a comparison between Star Wars & Star Trek. Suffice to say, there is NO comparison, which further solidifies the implication that Po likely spent the firsr 25yrs of his life in his parents basement. Meanwhile, guys have a suprise guest coming by the BNPC studio soon, but Beter wont share anything more about the famed "Unicorn Sparkle" that is ELPEE !?! Stay tuned... if you have NOTHING better to do that is.

    Sweet Home Ally-bama!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 22:51


    Ally stopped by the BNPC studio to say goodbye, before she heads to Alabama for PA school. but, there was still time to talk about old roommates and how pathetic the dating scene has become since covid.

    Bulldogs & Mule Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 26:09


    Our friends at Stickermule.com sent us a bottle of their signature Mule Sauce and Beter claims it has "no affect whatsoever" but if you could see him sweating like a turkey on thanksgiving, you would know better!! Also, Garf is off the wagon and Po is still trying to pick a fight with Tobey Maguire... generally nothing important or entertaining.

    Cancel the Olympics & go see Mortal Combat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 29:01


    Beter set the over-under on the new Mortal Combat movie, which prompted Po to recommend cancelling the Olympics. Garf went snow-boarding and returned in one piece, but the real issue may be the skeletons lurking in Po's closet!

    Football, Fast Food & Foolishness

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 27:13


    Apparently, Garf has decided to risk his life this weekend - and try snow skiing on a hill covered in man-made ice. The over-under on his survival is very low. Speaking of betting, Beter might be wagering on the Superbowl this weekend, but he'll be stone sober and that's bound to add some intensity. And, finally... to double-down on the harmful activity, the BNPC guys started a new segment this week and will be sampling fast food on the next several episodes, as Beter contends ALL FAST FOOD isnt actually food! but perhaps this week validates his point - because there is NO WAY those "sliders" can be legally defined as edible food. ALSO and BRAND NEW SPONSOR you will NOT BELIEVE!! hi

    Gamestop for the Win!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 23:45


    Beter & Garf made out like zoomers this week, by blindly investing money in Game Stop, while the world watch the big hedge fund companies lose BILLIONS - our boys got rich!! Well, maybe not rich, but Beter can definately support his Chipotle habit a while longer! Also, sad news... Intern Ally has moved on from the BNPC broom closet to bigger and better opportunities, so we are now looking for a NEW INTERN!! DM us on IG if you'd like to try something generally, unfulfilling - with NO PAY! Also, Garf got the Covid vaccine and Po is betting he turns into a zombie by the weekend... plus sports and other nonsense!

    You Cant Keep a Cowgirl Down!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 29:26


    Our new friend Kierstyn Dunlap joined the guys from Blue Nation PC and shared some very harrowing stories about her pro barrel racing career and you wont believe how resilient and strong this athlete is!! Kierstyn is a Dwell CBD brand ambassador and now we understand why. Check out her pages on FB & IG and in the meantime, try to imagine Beter mucking horse stalls in his Brookes Bro. loafers!! .... also, fake vanilla flavoring - beavers - GAG!!!

    Spring Break w/ the Boyz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 28:30


    Beter & Garf took an early spring break trip to Fort Lauderdale and quickly realized they were either the "old guys" at the spot, or possible targets of human traffickers from Peru. Either way, it can NOT end well - especially when Beter has too much to drink and his only refuge is a single hotel room full of dudes! Also, sports, entertainment and shameless plugs.

    Shape Up! with world-class trainer Matt Veigl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 23:39


    World Class trainer, Matt Veigl stops by the BNPC studio to motivate us for 2021 ! High energy and no excuses, this conversation got everyone feeling better about the potential to fix the damage from spending 2019 locked in the house with fritos, beer and playstation.

    Half there and all play truth or drink!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 25:27


    This is our longest episode yet.... but we had a full house this week! Intern Ally got the covid vaccine, Garf's pal Half dropped over and Beter brought a new game to the podcast, but it includes drinks - so we played!!

    Po's Angry & the Covid Vaccine Isnt Helping!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 26:25


    Po and Beter are all wound up, the covid vaccine is being launched and Garf is trying to find creative ways to make craft beer.... like he needs another excuse for drinking beer!?! It's almost Christmas, and the boys are hosting a secret Santa party, but Po wasnt invited...

    Boomers & Zoomers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 33:33


    Uncle Joey stops in the BNPC studio to debate the age gap with Beter & Garf and all the differences that distinctly separate the generations. Super Hero's, Amazon, Landlines and so much more!

    Thanksgiving is for the Birds!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 22:29


    Favorite Thanksgiving traditions and the strangest foods people come up with. Pro soccer ref BJ drops by the BNPC studio to discuss his new franchise and we try to deconstruct the new 2020 version of the holidays. PS5 for the win and Tobey Maguire is still on Po's sh** list. Sorry man.

    Intern Ally

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 22:48


    Intern Ally dropped off some hot coffee on a cold day and we talked her into hanging out for the show! Garf is covd-free and back in studio, while Beter wishes he wasnt.... but he's also the one who chose to drink all night long! Also, the KY Wildcat FB team starting line has the Rona and Beter is about to lose some big $$ on this weekends game.

    Garf Got the Vid

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 18:21


    Garf is quarantined at home with C19, Beter cant get a new PS5 & Po is hiding from the feds!

    Cousin Chris

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 21:36


    Cousin Chris drops by the BNP studio to discuss country holidays, super cars and other frivolity... CODE "cousinchris" at dwellcbd.com for BIG discount all weekend!!

    Trick, Treat or Just Flat White?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 21:21


    Halloween is here and that means we have an official excuse for being left of center. Candy. Coffee and apparently Garf is secretly channeling the ROCK. Yikes!

    Tyler Herro & Toby Maguire

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 19:01


    Jack Harlow new song "Tyler Herro" is running up the charts, while Toby Maguire is dismissing an appearance in the new Spider Man film - all while Garf is throwing up in the studio!

    Kathryn Calling

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 18:10


    Catching up with Kathryn, playing stump and other nonsense...

    Soccer Mom in the Studio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 15:49


    Local soccer-Mom, Kara, drops by the BNPC studio for a quick chat and learns about Beters affinity for baseball and how to properly exercise your right to be an enthusiastic fan! Also, STUMP.... and food and other non-sense

    Lee & Hayley in Studio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 22:44


    Lee Cruse & Hayley Harmon stop by the BNPC studio for a quick hang and share all the new details of their HIT TV SHOW!! also.... Hayley opens up about her personal affinity for toilet moonshine

    Maria Montgomery in BNPC Studio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 19:05


    Model, Actress & KY Wildcat Fan - Maria Montgomery stops into the BNPC

    Tech Season vs Fall Football

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 16:11


    Everybody loves new gadgets, but Beter loves new tech almost as much as Chipotle... and college football... bet on it !

    Connecticut Pizza & Golden Tickets

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 17:47


    Beter goes to Chicago for Connecticut pizza and Garf is trying to win free jelly beans! Po is confused as usual and everybody loves to HATE the X-men.

    Hurricane.. Bezos

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 16:00


    Life Aint Fair

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 16:18


    Is Chipotle stealing? Is MLB too PC? Random Calls and other stuff....

    Beters Bad Habits

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 16:49


    Eating during the podcastBeter wants a Chipotle sponsorshipCrash BettingMoving & playing STUMP! 

    First Time's a Charm

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 13:01


    First podcast from the team at Blue Nation! It's not bad.... it's not good - but we'll keep trying, if you'll keep listening.

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