MJ Morning Show on Q105

On today's MJ Morning Show: George Thorogood tells legend to 'suck it' Late NFL team owner had drug issues Smoking dog Morons in the news Middle seat mayhem Beware of the kidnapping hoax Husband caught doing this at a restaurant Powerball Instead of Sunday scaries... there's this month scaries Caller - what do you think about dogs in car hanging head out window Dangerous game of musical chairs Naked yoga... a confidence booster Michellephant Breathing in micropastics Video - stairs on top of a car Decorated cake with an apology Hulk Hogan Work scams Kim Banko on being careful with 'sponsored ads' when searching online "I'm an AG" Arrested for attempted kidnapping of a bikini barista Michelle's Lowes experience Grandfather put drugs in his granddaughter's drinks... may be pulling a scam NBA player Zack Edey pulled over driving 101 in a 55 Travis Kelce merch flying off shelves Tesla fire

On today's MJ Morning Show: Cruise stories Morons in the news A husband angered his wife by doing this... We took calls E-mail about Michelle MJ got onto 'Stacy's' nerves A professor dismissed his class in a viral video because of this happening Who offered to officiate the Swift/Kelce wedding? MJ and Michelle... new phones have arrived What's going on with Taylor from Scores? Don't fall for this racket that's still happening KFC's rebranding Guilt tipping... we took calls MJ's thinking about a new logo Batman saves the day Explosion Dispute between Youtube TV and Fox channels FBI raid at a house in Avila Google A.I. Michelle's morning show critique Pauly Shore health news Finally caught up with Taylor from Scores Jordan Hudson is filing for a trademark Simon Cowell, then and now Mark Zuckerberg spending huge amounts on property, and distributing noise-cancelling headphones to neighbors for the construction

On today's MJ Morning Show: Selfie-related deaths and injuries Morons in the news EminMJ Home explosions Crazy mugshot Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged... We took calls Goodyear auctioning off a blimp ride Butter candles Powerball How many ding dongs can Fester fit in his mouth? Cracker Barrel backlash Former USF head coach Jim Leavitt arrested Pumpkin spice latte MJ spoke with Jim Leavitt's lawyer Amazon driver harassed Ride share driver rescued after driving down boat ramp Hooters may be making a change Couple needs to set up a doorbell camera at their new apartment Suing Delta over being slapped by flight attendant Device smoking on a flight causes emergency Brawl on an American Airlines plane Man arrested after he allegedly battered girlfriend over watching video during sex

On today’s MJ Morning Show: Ant smuggling... as in insects... Crazy guy threatens a school bus Creepy guy from Lakeland arrested for checking doors at a Wachula school Morons in the news Trends people will regret in 10 years Upcoming Q105 promotion Stanley Cups out, Owala Cups in… We took calls Stench of marijuana on people… We took calls He is in bigger trouble after husband dies from acid Real estate agents say they’ve been asked about sleepovers Man at council meeting imitates motorcycle engine 80-year-old arrested (in 2023) for kicking the owner of a service dog Actor Robert Davi visited the studio… Talked about his neighborhood’s battle with pickleball New studio delayed by MJ A Walmart truck pulls up to a farmer’s market New Pringles flavor New nude Britney Spears photo Michael Richards returns to stand-up Menendez brothers still not released Statement from Cracker Barrel New dining spot at Disney is tough to get reservation Drive thru at White Castle charged a simple order $15,400

On today's MJ Morning Show: The AG regrets it Morons in the news Arrested for pouring acid on a sleeping man Poppi class action lawsuit Customer forced to purchase Brandy Melville clothes MJ's IG video... We took calls Which food raises diabetes chances? Jester follows MJ Woman dressed as a hot dog arrested IHOP waitress arrested What does this code mean at Disney World? Comedian Brittany Schmitt P as in Pork answering machine message Checking on Michelle Butt sniffer arrested again British Airways flight attendant found naked in bathroom Drunk container ship captain Radioactive shrimp Taylor Swift is bringing back audio cassettes This 48 calorie snack is good for immunity and digestion and MJ is allergic to it Deion Sanders' son Shilo blew it with his chance at the NFL Lionel Richie's home burglarized SNL boss says he would have asked this musician to have joined the anniversary show had she been alive A kid was sucked into a Sarasota storm drain

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's traveling on Spirit again this weekend Brawl on Carnival Cruise Morons in the news Investigation into Hulk Hogan's death Flap fell off a plane Single woman found a match online, then realized who he was Creepy Zoom backgrounds... we took calls A judge messed up the reading of a verdict Menendez brothers' hearings Dunkin' fall menu Cracker Barrel's new logo L.A. Fitness being sued by FTC over cancellation policies TSA has banned more items from flight "No Burp Syndrome" "Door Smash".... 2 stories Some say friendship is too expensive Ride cancelled... driver knocks out customer Meat stories Woman charged after dog killed by firework Nude cruise Michelle's plans and "weaponized incompetence" Wedding planner says not to waste money on these Crazy woman at a Florida residence What would you do if you were asked to do this? Spirit being ripped for a flight through Hurricane Erin Apollo Beach pickleball revisited... for an actor's recognition

On today's MJ Morning Show: Bryan Kohberger's professor knew what he'd be like Morons in the news Speeding to go pay your speeding ticket AG arrested for trespassing Term - Monkey-barring Sheriff Chronister on arrest of man whose alleged drug delivery drone crashed into a Lutz house Fester's Facebook Marketplace search Gen Z is stopping wearing these Is it wrong to do this... At dinner, when someone else is paying, is it ok to get a to-go box/doggie bag? Female senator deepfake Costco is making a change Camera caught man dragging what appeared to be a body in a blanket TPD got a fugitive returned from Columbia Bodycam of DUI suspect, said she drank a Twisted Tea Julian is headed back to NYU Call for the return of the Publix hurricane cake Fake Labubu dolls New Stephen King film, "The Long Walk" Pickleball causing issues in Hillsborough County

On today's MJ Morning Show: What happened to Putin's poo Morons in the news Passenger etiquette for watching movies on a flight Latest Tiktok trend... looking tired Radioactive shrimp warning Ex-girlfriend damaged ex-boyfriend's car beyond repair... We took calls Tampa Police Deparment investigates eggings on Bayshore MJ's oranges from Costco are flavorless Chris Martin from Coldplay defends using the kiss cam during concerts 50% of adults are doing this in restaurants Call to Michelle & Chloe on their trip north Thefts at Ulta Justin Beiber impersonator Ding dong ditch prank leads to shooting Elon's baby-mama Product for humans may soon be available for dogs Owner of Tampa's Channel 8 bought owner of Tampa's Channel 10 Bret Baier pulled over for using phone in car Marion County man arrested for using sprinklers on students with disabilities 5 things to not put in a home Madonna's birthday this past weekend

On today's MJ Morning Show: A guy is trying to bankrupt Amazon with anvils Another billionaire headed to visit Titanic Morons in the news Onlyfans alleged tax evader Minnesota TV reporter's claims about management Denis Phillips Mother put gun in kid's bag to give to father... what could go wrong? Controversy on 'Big Brother' 15 signs someone is planning to leave a relationship Update: Ketamine Queen's plea MJ's Instagram - Vanilla ice cream Best of the Bay Catherine Zeta-Jones doesn't think owning 4 properties is too much Tom Brady's aging Call to the landscaper who was threatened by a guy dressed as a court jester Skibidi and 'trad wife' headed to the Oxford English Dictionary Another movie theatre incident Influencers hit by car crashing into restaurant A call to the lawyer defending alleged tax offending Onlyfans model Bartow woman dies of cocaine O.D. on way to church Conjoined twins welcome baby Michelle & Chloe back on the road Powerball getting big again Beware of flood-damaged cars for sale Spring Hill neighborhood evacuated Macaulay Culkin coming to Tampa for anniversary of movie Brad Pitt is selling the home that was robbed

On today's MJ Morning Show: How should MJ pronounce "semaglutides" Hold-up on new studio - Phone issue might be closer to a resolution Morons in the news Teacher charged with DUI after crashing through school fence Call to Michelle OnlyFans alleged tax evader OnlyFans accuses women of being failures - We took calls Fit Fest MJ's IG feed... video of big rider on a scooter MJ's Gmail still driving him crazy Mystery A/C problem at MJ's house Pilot cancelled flight when passenger smoked pot in restroom Costco's 'fart ninja' A man attacked a guy mowing a lawn dressed in a full jester costume Bob Ross paintings sold for more than expected Alleged tax-dodging Onlyfans model is a Tampa local 40-year-old man rescued from a school playground slide Two unrelated drownings of Carnival passengers Netflix series 'I Am A Stalker' Guy stops seat ahead of him from reclining on a flight Woman hit a school girl with a Stanley Cup Bat-infested cabins at Grand Teton

On today's MJ Morning Show: Subway Smash (finally) coming later Morons in the news Passenger caught vaping on flight update Elephant attacks tourist taking selfie Guy with 'biggest willy' had accident Tampa Police Chief Bercaw on road takeover MJ Instagram video story Listener received a packaged filled with... Subway Smash! Breast implant MJ's brother is on a yacht Recent wedding featured a 'singles list' MJ is upset with Fester over 'Big Brother' Leonardo di Caprio says he feels 32 Breeze Airways passenger placed in seat by a big guy after breaking out of restraints twice Listener story... daughter missing at Walmart... employees didn't know what to do Fester story - How a delivery driver eats food without customers knowing Dancing With The Stars controversy over possible guest Hillsborough County pet resource hits milestone 3-year-old breaks valuable marble table in cafe. We took calls about kids breaking things Paul Rodriguez arrested over alleged drug possession

On today's MJ Morning Show: Crane crashes onto a house Morons in the news Bucs' heavy player Toothpaste made with hair Amazon crate found on the side of the road Amazon driver hit a garage door Karen in the dog park revisited... and identified? MJ invited to Scores Amalie Arena's new name sponsor Is O'Keefe's Pub going away? MJ doesn't think as much of "Big Brother" as Fester does Pickup truck in NY state with a stroller with a child in it in the bed Straight A student suspended for making joke about shooting up school, parents sue Rosie O'Donnell has lost weight MJ and Michelle compatibility test Beef has gotten expensive If you do this, it may mean you're old Claire's bankruptcy Powerball winner tased... bodycam Subway subs stories Cell phone problem? Don't shoot it. Woman in Paris stayed at hotel, brought back bedbugs in bag Guy caught on camera putting Gorilla Glue in co-worker's drink Revenge porn trouble How would Fester rob an armored car? There's a rash of robberies in Pennsylvania Bride suggested bridesmaids wear their wedding dresses Charlie Sheen has a Netflix documentary coming

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's cereal Morons in the news Woman felt forced to prove her gender at a Buffalo Wild Wings How many steps do you need to take per day? Fester's experience in a LeBaron Revisit: Subway Smash Breaking news from Taylor Swift A.I. song - MJ & Michelle split Harvard scientist on aliens Veterinarian, former actress dies at 60 American Eagle business is up A Karen in a dog park Spirit Airlines struggling again McDonald's commercial voiceover Lights not working at MJ's house Bezos hoping to get his wife to star in a Bond movie Hamptons house rental price Self-checkout theft in stores Arizona drinks might need to raise prices Passenger boards wrong flight (somehow) Clippy the Paper Clip

On today's MJ Morning Show: Finding a rental for Chloe Morons in the news Stuck in a 'Snow Day' machine Alien craft 'Talk test' when working out Study: Personality changes caused by smart phones Toy 'gold mine' MJ's friend circle has shrunk Uh tu-duh Stressed out adults are turning to this Cell phones in schools Creepy guy seen in a diaper in Texas Fester and his wife's anniversary... "Mr. & Mrs. Murder" "Big Brother" New Chipotle hack for women Construction site in downtown Tampa left abandoned Shipping container homes PIE sees record passengers Elon Musk - cars will drive themselves will people can play games inside New phone number chatter ChatGPT still a problem Class action lawsuit - Capital One Etiquete question...Should a bartender have a tip jar at a private event? Singer Carly Pearce cut her hand on ranch dressing bottle Southwest Air had to apologize to two blind passengers

On today's MJ Morning Show: "Tommy Boy" anniversary Possible new station phone number Woman diarrhea had on flight Morons in the news Subway smash School's back... expect more law enforcement This internet service will be ending soon 21st anniversary of a crazy occurrence Fester's kids return to school (also, Fester's 24th anniversary) Emergency at MJ's house (last minute order) Debate - Pantsed vs De-pantsed Movie weekend at MJ's MJ's IG - the thrift shop 2 litre bottle thrown at a store employee 62-year-old who tried to drown his daughter-in-law... update A fake nurse According to women, what's the most attractive hobby a man can have? How much weight has Jelly Roll lost? MJ called Channel 8's Behnken about a crazy soap story Wrong way to take revenge on your boss Man arrested for throwing a sex toy onto a WNBA court P.Diddy attorneys split on whether they're asking for a pardon NASCAR driver injured AFTER winning a race Obvious sign someone is cheating Instagram map feature A slide on a cruise broke

On today's MJ Morning Show: Ghislaine Maxwell, new jail, no dogs Alarm clock anxiety Morons in the news Tampa Police Chief Bercaw reminds everyone about the school year returning Boat ramp trouble... Fester loves it New Instagram tracking feature Bombshell - new phone number Travis Kelce's dating deal-breakers Grok A.I. tool Unsexy list from Maxxim What sets people off? A.I. song about the studio Latest A.I. scam - Airbnb fake damage P. Diddy plans comeback concert Prime "War of the Worlds" bad movie gaining cult 'hate watching' AMC is changing their pre-show Debate - What's the worst song? Worst lottery prize ever? Sex toys being thrown onto the court at WNBA games Kris Jenner bad photoshop

On today's MJ Morning Show: Make Michelle Laugh Morons in the news Update: Teens who killed retired cop suing car company Car alarms no longer 'chirp' Feel Free Tonics Listening to audio at higher speeds Yelp's top sandwich restaurants features 3 Tampa spots Sydney Sweeney jeans ad Women on Hinge using app to find men to put furniture together Parking at hospital charged woman over $7000 Michelle & Julian still go to thrift shops Alarm clock anxiety How's Your Day Honey - Elisha Visit from Mike Murphy/Genesis of Tampa Claire's stores dealing with bankruptcy Top theme park in America based on Tripadvisor's readers MJ confesses to watching a really bad movie Also, Michelle & MJ watched "The Naked Gun" What is "Love Island" face New Costco in The Villages makes incredible first day sales A carnival ride snapped in half Are mosquitos in China spreading a virus?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Alien talk Morons in the News Fester changed his look At what time does the average American adult fall asleep? Is it safe to handle receipt paper? British traveler charged with attempted murder Drunk driver makes call on a napkin Why do some have an aversion to using cell phone cases Don't be mean to a store employee Yesterday's tech meltdown... We took calls E-bike video on MJ's Instagram Guy's bride pulls a prank at their wedding Texas police officer... no sex? She'll write tickets Guy caught vaping on a plane Big store making a comeback Guy goes to bar, plays same song over and over Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino gambler wins 389 jackpots in a day Is this Sketcher shoes accessory creepy or great? What is Grimace from McDonald's? Gen Z at an A.I. company says she's taking time off... Wife says to get a new TV for the bedroom. He brings home a big TV. Shelters asking people to take pets home as surrogates during hot times Danish zoo makes strange request Tampa's historical Jackson House Celebrity news: Taylor Swift, Martha Stewart, Britney Spears, Teddi Mellencamp

On today's MJ Morning Show: 50lbs of cocaine found in the Florida Keys... We took calls about if our listeners would call police or just keep it Morons in the news Crackdown on headphones/earbuds at work Q105/WRBQ transmitter problems... we took lots of calls! MJ's Meltdown - A.I. song Station gets back on the air! Missing juveniles found safe Clearwater Ferry crash charges update

On today's MJ Morning Show: New studio? Man sucked to MRI Morons in the news Energy drink recall Cringe story: A bat in a woman's mouth Justin Timberlake diagnosed with Lyme Disease Henry Winkler, Don Most, Anson Williams at Super Sardo's Pizza Tampa high school principal arrested MJ tried Ululani Shave Ice Michelle & Julian went to Tampa Bay Comic Con July's Southern Slowdown crackdown on speeding MJ saw FHP 'Vette Dog Crocs Home Depot 12' skeleton is back... what would you like to see a scary 12' version of? We took calls. MJ renewed trademarks for some names Rays & St. Pete If you're in an airline incident and need to slide down from the plane, don't grab luggage! Grudge story of the day... Stabbed over years' old sandwich Concert postponed Hulk Hogan's cause of death revealed Rumor about Tampa ice cream location's source for ice cream Fly2Holiday meme Vehicle recall 3 Delta stories Loni Anderson RIP Research tells which jobs are most likely to be taken over by A.I. Ohio woman who had car repossessed gets revenge on dealership Poltergeist house Airbnb Malcolm Jamal Warner RIP Someone bought an old Michael Jackson sock from a concert tour "The Naked Gun"

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show: Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story 7 Bartenders Tips How Not To Waste Money In Bars Restaurants Inaugural Boo Hoo Or Screw You - Lauren Sanchez Edition Hotel Fee For Stained Towels And Sheets Morons in the News -Classic Crotchety - The Shredder - FedEx Story 2 Wedding Stories Bucket List - Illegal Stuff To Do Is The Customer Always Right Warning - Filthiest Place In The Workplace Celebrity Romance Scams Featuring Calls From Our Listeners Americas Favorite Movie Freedom High School Lockdown Phone Gun Case 50 Dollar Painting A Van Gogh Bomb Threat Hotspot Name On Plane -Classic Crotchety - The Implant - Pineapple In Eggs Dentist Driving With Laughing Gas Fester Story - The Swinger Nurse What Is A Foodie Call $50 Painting turns out to be a Van Gogh

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show: The First Date Brick Who Falls In Love First Men Or Women -Classic Crotchety - Pop-Tart Fire- Morons in the News Minnesota Driver Kills A Grandfatther Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls Charged For Bumper Sticker - Dont Be A - Hadley Got Smacked By Another Student At School 2 Fast Food Stories Electric Shock Spoon Woman Asks Stranger At Walmart Pretend Youre My Husband Aaron Judge Sues Decorator P.R.P. Boob Job -Classic Crotchety - Creamation- Retail Tipping Michelle's Crazy Landing Experience At TPA Steaks From A Parking Lot Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks Radio Theater - Doritos Hints At A Shape Change

On today's Best of MJ Morning Show: MJ Instagram Comments Deputy crashed while watching porn on phone 2 Teacher Of The Year Candidates Morons in the news Gender Reveals Gone Wrong 8 Foods For Brain Health Doordash Bathroom Classic Crotchety - Craftmatic Bed People Don't Drink Water In Restaurants Women Looking For Younger Men Deadly Dispute Over Thermostat OOMF Why Should You Do THIS With New Clothes Astronomers Mistake Car For Asteroid 9 Signs You're A Difficult Person To Get Along With Arrested In A Dalmation Onesie Woodchipper Story Airline Attendants Leave Notes In Hotel Sheets Tampa Bay Gone Crazy Jolt Making Comeback Mother Names Daughter Tequila Perfect Songs From 1985 That Define The 80s

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show: Travelers Fake Designer Merchandise Grocery Delivery With Calls Classic Crotchety - Beeper In the Butt Morons in the news Progresso Soup Hard Candy Fired For Twerking While Working Worst Relative Ever Home Alone - Plaza Hotel - Ice Cream Room Service Better Sex Man Who Cries Grip Strength Good Sex Baby Names Weapons-Oriented MJ LIVE FROM THE ROAD Gen Zs Don't Know How To Change A Lightbulb 5 Hour Person Lawyer Arrested In Buffet Line You Don't Always Look Your Best At Work 2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BAL ADHD - Reduced Life Expectancy Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old Woman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name Worst Dog Breed For Families Fester Trying To Buy Movie Tickets Man Vandalizes Psychic Shop

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show Throning - Dating up Sticker Schmucks Morons in the news Walmart - Receipt Found - Theft No Inheritance For My Idiot Kids Classic Crotchety - Bulldozer Pooping Is Good For Your Brain Spit Vomit And Urine In Your Luggage Collectibles - Jellycat Hot Dogs Banned In North Korea - Hot Dog Bikini Girls Sardos - Happy Days Durant High School - Bathroom Issue IceT - BodyCam Audio - Pulled Over - Expired Tags And License What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain Things That Don't Make Sense Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big What Grosses MJ Out - Licking Fingers Flying Superstitions Classic Crotchety - Reverse Crotchety - Autoclub Lottery Winner Used License Plate Of Guy Who Cut Him Off

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show: Powerball Winner Arrested In St. Pete Beach Hulk Special Morons In The News 2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BAL 2 Lists - What Boomers do, What Boomers Say Crotchety - Killer Bees Americans-4 good underwear/shift in Starbuck's policy What's The Latest Social Trend HulkSpecial MJ's Jury Duty Scam Call Crotchety Squirrel Car Rental Addicted To Lip Balm Horrible Supermarket Shoppers/Bagels HulkSpecial Tan Lines Are A Turn-On For Some Ordering Online - Do You Pay For Shipping Insurance

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show: Fester's Story The Swinger At The Podiatrist's Office Crotchety Elevator Sleep Method - Walk Through Someone's House Morons in the news Experts Say Not To Give This Snack To Kids MJ Hates This Style Of Food Fester Befriends A Killer Psychologist Nasty, Rotten Kids In The Neighborhood 70% Of People Watch TV With This On 2 Tampa Area Restaurants Make A Top 100 Romantic List Michelle's Crazy Uber Story Crotchety Elevator Fester Had A Run-In With FHP What's the proper strength for a handshake? What Is Food Delivery Fraud Michelle's Rules Before Bed Tiktok Challenge Drop Something Heavy On Your Foot Warning There's A Website That Shows Unprotected Cameras Dentist - Which drinks stain teeth most

On today's Best of MJ Morning Show: Mother Names Daughter Tequila 64% Say They Have Had Nightmares About Work Morons in the News Three Foods Banned In Other Countries Love Rat Investigator Woman Claims This Place Caused Her Hair Loss Jetblue Sued Over Blue Ice Scary Loan Co-signer Stories Classic Crotchety - Ski Slope Is This The Uber Passenger From Hell? We Took Calls Are These Parents Irresponsible For Leaving Baby In Room As They Visit Hotel Bar Karaoke Challenge 9 Signs You're A Difficult Person To Get Along With People Are Getting Pets Instead Of Spouses Or Kids 7 Bartenders Tips How Not To Waste Money In Bars Restaurants Is This The Creepiest First Date Why Should You Do THIS With New Clothes 8 Foods For Brain Health

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show: What Grosses MJ Out - Licking Fingers Plaid Verification Notice HR Wants Proof Of Father Dying Morons in the news Tampa Bay Gone Crazy - MJ's Mother's Refridgerator MJ's OCD Callers Man Vandelizes Psychic Shop Sandwiches that have gone away When Do YOU Worry About Phone's Remaining Power Guys Giving Up Dating Because It's Too Expensive Fester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex First? Should There Be Laws About Movie Times Pooping Is Good For Your Brain TPA - Fewer guns found by TSA What Is Micro Cheating MJ Instagram Comments Creep-O-Meter Age Difference When Dating

Best of the MJ Morning Show, 7/21/25 Flying Superstitions When Do YOU Worry About Your Phone's Remaining Power Morons in the News Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear List: 10 Cringeworthy Words/Phrases To Eliminate Fester Trying to Buy Movie Tickets Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story Dating 'Ick' Factor When It Comes To Women Dating Gen Z'er Calls Billy Joel Song 'Sinister' People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words MJ And Michelle - Meghan And Harry - Hair In Salad M & Michelle Take Relationship Test Are you a psychopath? Patient has ribs removed and keeps them Nicolas Cage I.D. Babysitter Of The Month - Blackout Drunk Who Falls In Love First? Men Or Women Celebrities Who've Gone Broke Costco Jail And Shoplifters

On today's MJ Morning Show: Morons in the news A Burger King run by one employee Listener message about the fries at Steak n Shake You're brushing your teeth wrong Another breakup story MJ IG - Car with bumper hanging off Woman gave birth to 4 kids on same day... different years Coldplay Kiss Cam cheating story Things not to say on an airplane Postal worker stopped for water at Starbucks Fast Food A.I. beaten by customer Don't throw a water bottle at a Holiday, Florida, drive-thru Mic at golf tournament picked up perfectly timed fart Stephen Colbert's show canceled Mugshot of the day Don't call a judge a whore Oops from American Airlines MJ's movie chatter: "Superman", dog adoptions are up, and a movie he's looking forward to in 2026 Annabelle doll didn't kill a guy... or did she? Woman scammed out of thousands of dollars with A.I. voice of her daughter

On today's MJ Morning Show: Bartenders giving cards to tell drunks they're cut off Morons in the news Lester the molester? Best cream cheese... maybe? Yogurt recall Would you leave your partner for $1,000,000? We took calls. What do you want to see added to the new Tampa International Airport terminal? Sabe is back with his Fester 'diss-track' MJ, Meech & Julian went to see "Superman" Kitchen table chat, MJ IG Narcan saved a puppy 10-year-old lit fire in Walmart St. Augustine would-be kidnapper thwarted Dumb baby name Chloe's summer of fun Coca-Cola may begin using cane sugar again Mrs. Bezos has a new bag Threat to CEO of TGH TSA may relax rules on liquids Pete Davidson's girlfriend is pregnant Ding dong ditch arrest Man on tour with haunted Annabelle doll dies Taylor Swift's father had heart surgery... recovering well Are Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham reconciling Is Stevie Wonder faking his blindness?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Keep scissors out of MJ's hands Fester is so excited Morons in the news Bradenton kids fire flare gun, burn boat Pig man call Is MJ involved with an investigation A visit from Sabe Our devices are listening to us Funny real estate agent Bre Diddy update A car ran into a house in St. Pete Tampa Bay Rays sale update The Gen-Z stare MJ wants AI videos filtered out Super Sardo Buying cancelled vacations Pants so tight they cause a hernia Restaurant reviews MJ going to see "Superman" Rain in NYC Restaurant server stories Fyre Festival sold on eBay KFC making changes

On today's MJ Morning Show: Joe Exotic still wants a pardon Largo Fire & Rescue finish a man's yard Email from Sabe Morons in the news Speeder - 105 mph and a Titanic Jack pose Operation Southern Slowdown Battery on an LEO Bitter Ex... Bad breakup... We (sorta) took calls NSS Real estate agent posting funny listing videos A guy didn't tip well, so the server confronts by the restrooms Tampa Bay Rays sale closer to complete Teen fell into a meat grinder Did Britney adopt a baby girl? Sydney Sweeney Beyonce unreleased music stolen Michael Jackson friend accused of shaking down estate Elmo's X hacked Costco open an hour earlier for exec. membership holders Southwest Air plane may have taken lightning strike at gate Kids are OD'ing on nicotine pouches

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ doesn't dread Mondays... The science of Sunday scaries explained States with greatest chance of winning Powerball New Morons in the News open Morons in the news Lower your home's temperature by putting THIS on your windows Zipline emergency in Oldsmar MJ's family and the thrift shops, VHS cassette, and the Brooklyn ice cream shop How many co-workers do you need to bite to get fired? IG Reels Wimbledon final A.I. song about guy who complains about Michelle New studio update Sharkcon was missing a major guest 'Nutrabullet' explosion causes injury MJ & Michelle will go to see "Superman" City that gets so many conventions Which are the most perverted states? List of things the daughter of a Secret Service agent does to stay safe Bricks at an intersection Nick Tarnasky golf fight update Fan hit by a golf ball hit by Travis Kelce More stupid tourists in Yellowstone Trying on bathing suits in the store Japanese company paid $10 million for bag FHP wins 'best cruiser' TSA precheck 'The Office' character's home for sale

On today's MJ Morning Show: Floridians in Glacier National Park fall into water Death by Selfie Morons in the news Fight at a Walmart Walmart 'outage' List: Best actors to be 'Superman' E-mail from listener Taco Bell secret shopper hack The FIRST Hermès bag Fester's pet sitter issue Latest 'dirtiest item in the house' A paraglider hit a power line Reveal of ridiculous baby name Procedures a plastic surgeon said he'd never get World Market has the chocolate MJ wants Migraine water trick Shorty Shane's Frontier Airlines experience Walmart recalls water bottles that may blind users Jeffrey Epstein update Two out-of-state teens arrested for swatting in Polk County Enhanced charges for petit theft Julian McMahon... what's his connection to Clearwater? Today Show insults Rick Springfield... twice

On today's MJ Morning Show: Would you want this new phone case? AI song for a listener Morons in the news Tom Petty's home is for sale Millionaire Mike Balenciaga Puma sneakers Botox warning 19-year-old girl regrets addiction to tanning beds MJ Morning Show nominated for Tampa's Best Looking for a professional cuddler in Tampa Bay? Revisiting the song for a listener "Superman" movie reviews iPad Facetime may be able to detect activity and warn you about it Seniors at restaurant called 'old bitches' on bill Frontier Airlines offering option for tipping drink service Lawyer Karen on flight jumping line to get off plane Is something going on with Tom Brady and Sofia Vergara Mariah Carey on why she wasn't at the Bezos wedding Florida Highway Patrol's latest entry in the 2025 Cruiser Contest Amazon Prime Days Tampa International Airport apparently doesn't like Crocs Amazon package returns using California woman's address 5 Best Cities in USA Woman hiding in mangroves bites a Clearwater police officer Teens charged in Tiktok challenge Sicko teacher shows pictures to students Ritz crackers snacks mislabeled

On today's MJ Morning Show: New traffic pattern on Howard Frankland Fester got a call from 'Millionaire Mike' Debut listener-made jingle Morons in the news New cereal flavor we didn't know we needed Alex Cooper booed in Chicago 16 and Pregnant star locked up Maniac driver crashes into cars in Boston TSA stopped checking shoes Gen Z is lying on resumes... We took calls USA network upset people with a warning message Formula changes in products... We took calls Gary Coleman's ex-wife faces the lie detector Guy in Marion County tased, arrested after firing flare gun at deputy Woman tried shipping her luggage to hotel, failed to be there when she arrived A call to Chloe... What does 'MKT' mean? Michelle & MJ had a less than great experience ordering off tablets and being served by robots Tampa Airport police recruiting MJ IG video in new studio Mary Lou Retton's mugshot There's a new Barbie Doll Walmart shoppers are upset about another item being locked up Some twisted SOB changed the name on Google Maps of Mystic Camp Shortest day ever Diddy update Kelly Clarkson residency on hold Amazon Prime Day continues

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's AI car song Yosemite Sam on square grouper 5th grade girls plot to kill classmate Morons in the news Vegetarians are more power hungry Self-driving Tesla hits a train Kentucky Powerball winner had decades-long criminal history Shortest marriage ever The complainer about Michelle Ice-T MJ's license set to expire again Disney's 'hug rule' Guy killed on highway trying to save a turtle New studio chatter... coming soon! TSA - Passengers no longer need to take shoes off Delta flight makes emergency landing when a battery bank catches fire Amazon Prime Day (MJ doesn't seem to want it) Crazy road rage story Denise Richards' husband files for divorce If you hit a black bear, don't go to check on it Bad reviews for new movie Worst shoplifting getaway ever Most boring city in U.S. is in Florida Julian McMahon RIP

On today's MJ Morning Show: The fireworks Gatlin gun Diddy update Morons in the news Names of OnlyFans models who could break up a marriage Grandparent scam Champion Miki Sudo Big Mac Challenge Racist A.I. reels MJ IG Labubu craze Worst thing you can do on the road Jessica Simpson posted picture Diddy update Complaint from listener about Michelle Super speeders busted Flooding in Texas St. Pete Clearwater Airport bomb scare on Allegiant flight American Airlines flight turns back after passenger sees message on another passenger's phone AI song about Fester's car What could be the most shocking thing next to you on a flight Waffle House makes announcement on their egg surcharge 'Jurassic Park' movie Family struck by lightning on St. Pete beach Fireworks death in Massachusetts Titus O'Neil visits the studio to talk about his new show

On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show: People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big Morons in the news Study – Job could affect your sleep quality Worst Dog Breed For Families People keep getting hit by trains Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old Woman's sister wants her to change her dog's name Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks World's Safest Airlines MJ Instagram Comments Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls Sticker Schmucks 2 Bay Area Stories: GPS Tracker Creep & .523 BAL Throning - Dating up Radio Theater - Doritos Hints At A Shape Change Progresso Soup Hard Candy

On today's MJ Morning Show: Guy telling his mom dirty jokes Settlement for Siri users Morons in the news Knowing if your day will suck in the first 10 minutes Canadian arrested for stalking WWE wrestler Fester and fireworks MJ and Michelle finished season of 'Severance' Did people figure out you're pregnant because you turned down alcohol Bridesmaid for hire/speechwriter MJ's flooded car still causing trouble Is she single because of this that she's wearing Babysitter wasn't paid over what she wore What kids' past-time is going extinct? Amazon price going up 77-year-old lottery winner taking the annuity Katy Perry's mishap in concert Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce... who wears the pants in that relationship? MJ tastes Joyride Gummies Diddy trial update Lululemon is suing Costco At Disney, people are saying what the show is about to say... Sequel may be coming to "St. Elmo's Fire" The Waffle House I.D. NJ influencer ripped for taking 7-year-old to get a spray tan How many Diet Coke cans does this employee say her boss drinks? Fans say they are worried about Ryan Seacrest

On today's MJ Morning Show: Boy suffers from altitude sickness while hiking with dad Morons in the news Killer pants on flights Serial killer A gator with a golf club Trend: Fish nails MJ got an invoice from Longhorn Steakhouse Rain coming this holiday weekend Drug stash found inside stab victim during surgery New law broken already on Howard Frankland Bridge POST-nuptual agreements? Guy met date on Bumble... she spent the night and then cleaned Tiktoker sentenced following stunt Julian & his gf went to Universal Fester's son featured in a video Diddy update A visit from Bryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue Swamp crotch sets off TSA scanners Jurassic World reviews Poop cruise update Rosie is hating on Bezos, his wife and Oprah Man shot, saved by his gold cross Neighbors get together to have party for broken streetlight

On today's MJ Morning Show: Burglar says 'you'll have to shoot me' Morons in the news Girlfriend thinks boyfriend's mom is faking illness Renting pools 1 hit to the head can lead to becoming a criminal Kid and dad overboard Disney cruise MJ IG - 5 Amazon packages delivered Bezos wedding MJ saw something crazy at Tampa International rental area Diddy trial update Karen Read offered movie deal Beach Blanket Bandit Drawbridge mishap in Miami General Lee jumps fountain Flight attendant makes passenger spit out Zyn pack USPS warns about 'Brushing' scam Mugshot of the Day Cops baited gunman with water Semi overturned with 10,000 bottles of whiskey Gofundme pages for the Largo tornado victimes Bucket truck hit by tractor trailer More rain coming this week New laws going into effect, including excessive speeding law Beyonce prop car mishap Rabid groundhog in Hillsborough

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester wants to know about women and groin injuries Morons in the news "Love Island" 50-year-old mom klepto... We took calls Videos about filling your gas tank slowly Content creator sued by In & Out Burger Mystery Box Largo tornado Timeline for Howard Frankland Bridge demolition Baby showers for men F1: The Movie... Brad Pitt AMC has a warning for movie-goers Diddy trial update Bezos wedding news Guy pulled over in Louisiana for speeding to a funeral, got help with his tie Fester & Michelle sing Wander Franco verdict How many minor injuries do you get in your lifetime? Guy asks if he's the A-Hole for not wanting his wife to go on trip with a guy-friend Olive Garden selling pasta-shaped pool floats Delta offering new 18+ entertainment HCSO looking for Riverview pickpockets Sports car club pack arrested, cars impounded near Grand Teton

On today's MJ Morning Show: Poop cruise documentary Morons in the news Walmart self-checkout user called police on himself Lays has new potato chip flavor "Harmless" comments that may trigger people Track runner has uniform malfunction Bezos wedding update MJ's license issues continue MJ Instagram F1 Thrift Shop visits 5 stages of love Secret to marriage New sweeper Door plug on a 737 that flew off... Someone was on vacation Is it ok to eat your lunch at a cemetery? Food tourism ChatGPT is just plain wrong Millennials are cutting back Billionaire heir car crash Vaping news... worse than you realize Gen Z girls are wearing camo Disney is planning something big Woman used a product to look younger... made her look much older Hi C... explodes?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester went thrift store shopping Morons in the news Can nightmares shorten your life? We took calls Ferris Bueller prop auctioned for $279,000 Which profession does more drugs than others? Return-aholics? Does the store say to 'keep it'? eScooters in MJ's neighborhood Woman was asked to not drink in front of her kids on a cruise... Netflix doc on 'poop cruise' Woman dress-coded at Disney World Looney Tune arrested Bezos wedding venue changed MJ & Michelle's wedding anniversary MJ's looking for Meta glasses Bob Barker's home for sale for $8.19 million LeAnn Rimes lost her teeth during a show Diddy trial update

On today's MJ Morning Show: Our office complex wildlife Naked Gun Osceola Sheriff's wife arrested Morons in the news Malicious A.I. Suno.ai song How old is your wireless phone? Where to pick up guys in Tampa Dog sitting gone wrong... A neighbor of MJ's Karma for potential thief at YMCA Guy denied rental at Tampa International Airport took a different approach Thrift stores 2 million shopping carts stolen each year... What are stores doing to combat the problem States with the worst drivers Diddy trial update Johnny Depp says he was the first target of the #metoo movement Leg-lengthening surgery Miley Cyrus accused of being rude to fans at signing Task-masking Chloe's last day at work B-2 Bomber factoids 60-year-old trying mushrooms for first time Brad Pitt's experience with AA

On today's MJ Morning Show: Wisconsin couple arrested for attempted murder plot Morons in the news Fester's grifts Chance of dying on your birthday Lightning strike near MJ's home MJ Instagram... Not ICE Fireworks store video returns Colorodo court proceeding... "Honey" Couple can no longer sail on Carnival Cruise Lines Top 1984 movies... Year of the blockbuster Shorty Shane visits the show More microplastics in glass bottles than in plastic? Ellen product commercial Who was the 'B' on 'The Golden Girls'? (or were there two?) "Jaws" Friday night showing on 50th anniversary Which state is the most addicted to OnlyFans? Woman wants refund on wedding photos after divorce FOPO MJ's Life360 Fred Smith, FedEx founder, RIP... Classic Crotchety Call Bezos wedding update Diddy trial update

On today's MJ Morning Show: Karen Read trial Morons in the news Bryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue 9 things that need to be replaced in your bathroom The "Gen Z Gaze" 9-year-old shark bite victim Rays... Tropicana Field property speculation Michelle's criticism for MJ Details on Southwest passenger's meltdown Feng Shui in the bedroom Beware of the Florida Lottery Scam Bojangles returning to Tampa area Woman goes on 'no touch date' RV show at the Fairgrounds Hadley's Factual Facts Man shocked by price of a princess dining experience at Disneyland MJ went to the movies More people are wearing Airpods everywhere Do you have a compulsion to answer a text immediately? MJ has a lot of Anne Burrell fans An employee of a national bank suing over a Chucky doll prank Tiktok ban extended REO Speedwagon original lead singer Terry Luttrell in a crash after final show Baldoni suit can request Taylor Swift texts Tyler Perry accused of sexual misconduct R.Kelly alleged murder plot

On today's MJ Morning Show: Michelle's headphones/Goldilocks Morons in the news MJ was given Cock Soup Pen cameras found Streaming beat cable? Are the Rays being sold? Couple killed over hot dog Karen Read trial Sportico on Rays 28 Years Later... Michelle and Julian What's a 'Foodie Call'? Hockey Chatter Best beatboxer Dying from ready-to-eat meals TSA reminds to never leave these items in the bin FAA banned item 2025 World Airline Awards Passenger meltdown on Southwest Hidden fees Don't taunt cops in Polk County Chicago cop arrested in Florida Ozzy DNA for sale Latest covid strain Arrests made in jewelry heist Clearwater house hit by car