MJ Morning Show on Q105

On today's MJ Morning Show:"The Sheep Detectives"Morons in the newsVote-should MJ do cringeworthy storyNutjob broke into a morgue, had his way with at least 4 corpsesGood morning FesterHow much should an officiant cost for a weddingEtiquette rules people break at weddingsIs there really a service that provides attractive women to cry at your funeral?Another bad teacher... swung kid around in classBritney Spears bodycam: Offered lasagna and pool to officer911 call about Britney's drivingBlake Lively and Ryan Reynolds... work stopped on their home because of how much they oweBrad Pitt & Quentin Tarantino issue on setTop beaches in the USWomen who regret the men in their livesCBS radio news shuts down after todayMichelle says MJ needs to wear a camelback0 alcohol vodkaDunkin 48 oz ice coffeeWoman disturbs flight wearing an LED mask"First Watch your back"Fester birthday celebrationRecall on exploding ovensGrillsmithSmall Batch CreameryFloating tiki bar terminated by the USCGDenis Phillips new Rule #7 beer releaseSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:More from former Harvard professorMorons in the newsD-List celebritiesBig-star residual storyAAA says travel will be heavy this Memorial Day weekendGas pump 'screw' scam... fake newsTeacher who hanged black doll in classroom has been firedWhat did you do at work that got you fired? We took calls.Intern Bailey got in a collissionBeware of being scammedBitcoin ATM's company out-of-businessU-Haul added a new truckWhat is the number of minutes of exercies recommended? Wait! It just went way up!Teacher fired for encouraging classroom fight clubBest place to live 2026-2027FritoLay is hiking prices on small bags of chipsBanko's cake for Fester's birthdayBe aware of that cake-slicing fee at a restaurantMental exercises for panic attacksWhat's worse than fentanyl?Worst wedding proposal everAmy Schumer's botched colonoscopySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Joey Chestnut pleaded guilty to bar fightMorons in the news"Terriers" theme song, "Gunfight Epiphany"Son calls 911 about drunk-driving momEverglades Python HuntSchool storys: Water Wars; teacher hangs black baby doll; board member who called girl 'hot' has been arrestedDear FlabbyGuy posts videos driving around with stuff on his roof for people's reactionsUber Eats delivery driver stomps on food DoorDash driver picks up spilled smoothie, caught on videoProducts people aren't willing to buy because of price... We took callsCaptain Dylan Hubbard on fishing licenses for non-residentsHow much will hotel cleaners in New York make?Listener e-mail: Journey concertStaged accident fraud storyDefendant in Miami did something bad in the courtroom... it was a 2Urn from AmazonHow many posts on X are too many? There's a limit per day?Cake for husband who had cheatedTrader Joe gummiesPin trading at Disneyland in Anaheim being cracked downTSA storiesBilly Joel firing back against a biopicVisit from listener PhilSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:We survived the May 18th asteroidPizza Hut... old school styleApplebee's all you can eat appsMorons in the newsDent in Chloe's vehicleHow many UHauls are bieng stolen?American hantavirus victims... what are they being fed while in at University of NebraskaHow much does Chick-fil-A leave on the table being closed on Sunday?Tribute bandsGas pricesSwatch mayhemReddit 'missed connections' at a Rays gameWoman hit by a foul ball while making videoKC Chiefs heiress has 14 hot bridesmadesMcDonald's french-fry-licking employee twist on the storyMJ is distraught-the band Aqua is splitting upMilitary jet crash at air show in UtahRoad rage storyNaked guy rips floodlight and camera off neighbor's houseDoes asteroid spotting need improvement?TSA allows rotisserie chicken in carry-onKelce storyGuy jumped into primate enclosure in a zooBabysitter Julie disappearedApple 'high-alert' scamA Karen wants a refund at a drive-thru while the Burger King is on fire"Bullship"Aura ring for dogsLobby paintng update... why was it done so badly?Small plane from Bahamas to Florida rescued off the coast... now, one passenger has been arrestedA guy being treated for stab wounds had glass pipe, lighter, cocaine up the exit routeWhy were Meta employees told to work from homeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Pretty girl round headHere, instead of a raiseMorons in the newsSomething coming today to Best Buy?MJ shoulda bought this years ago...Journey concert Friday nightNew Target shopping carts are upsetting customersBern's SteakhouseDoping the dogs with CBDEmployee who put fries into her mouth and then back into the packageParking lot snow dispute?Senior photo shoot with alligatorsMaine high school students served dirt at a charity dinnerWestshore Plaza evacuation International Plaza Swatch release mayhemHomewrecker lawuitsNew follower sent DM to MJGuy arrested, blew fentanyl back at officer, claimed it was sugarWhich state is #1 for senior scams?Pizza Hut bringing back classic lookBeasley office lobby paint jobFast food burger list, worst to bestSushi Sumo Battle with FesterGuy starts fire at Walmart as diversion to his jewelry heistBritney SpearsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester's coffee and sound effectsMorons in the newsDriving and texting lawsSkin cream with bacteriaLatest Britney Spears crazy storyJason Biggs splitting up with wifeNational Wear Your Life Jacket To Work DayDear FlabbyTaylor Swift wedding invitations not being mailedTiger Woods back homeRays updateChief Bercaw - National Police Officers Memorial DayNearly 1 in 8 kids have a parent who's been criminally chargedAsteroid set to pass close to Earth on Monday nightA judge was super-drunkDWI defendant drunk in courtBucs' 2026 scheduleDeltona kid arrested for door kick-in challengeScientology runWaymo can't identify high waterAmazon delivery driver avoids jail for stealing catPete DavidsonAndalucia in Apollo Beach wants to chop down treesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Farther vs furtherA data center twice the size of Manhattan?Morons in the newsSmall Batch Creamery jinglesTeacher storiesMrBeastSmoothie King collaborationButtermilk Biscuit DayNext level glowWomen beg men not to wear theseFester's first trip to Bern's is this weekendBurger King Bobby on phoneCruise line cancels reservations made with glitchCrazy moving storiesWoman cancelled a date 15 minutes before... for good reasonJimbo's BBQTampa Bay Rays' locationTD Bank uses strange songMJ's gas promotion"The Boys"... Love it or hate it? We took calls.SharkapaloozaTiger Woods might be back alreadyGas pricesCBS Evening News cameraman had a medical episodeMatthew Perry fallout... sentencingSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Sumo FesterDon't pull over and stop to watch Florida wildfiresMorons in the newsBucket of dumb-dumb juice10 things restaurant employees know that customers may notPapa John's offering deal for Spirit pointsStolen Red Bull truck Jingles for Small Batch Creamery Photo - NYC Chapter of Fat ClubPhD wrote e-mail to MJ about Fester's weightTPD Chief Bercaw on the Teen TakeoversWesley Chapel reddit... pot smokeVideo - Fried rice hibachi in back of a carStop sending fake stories to MJGrillsmith dinner video has been posted to MJ IGRestauranteur post video about food influencersCan we manage to pull off another gas giveaway?Chloe wants a Fudgie the WhaleWarning - don't do peace signs in photos or someone MIGHT be able to steal fingerprintsGuy killed in Frontier engine in Denver identifiedMJ was invited to a Sony previewUCF commencement speech booedSpencer Pratt is running for L.A. mayorBeer-battered onion rings sent woman into anaphylactic shock, now suing restaurantVideo of McDonald's worker allegedly putting fries in mouth, then back in packageInflation numbers are upBrady Bunch residualsEminem's ex DUISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester has arrived (late)Motorcycle stuck on light pole after crash in CanadaMorons in the newsPeople want to become influencersWorld Cup ticket pricesRelaunch of "Baywatch" coming... midseason (MJ isn't happy)Milwaukee Bucks owner blackmailedBot purge Filthy 'Fridge FindsMJ's insane dog storyWhataburger linesDear FlabbyCursing caller Chris... okay, lay off him nowMJ wants Fester to challenge the Sumo wrestlers with Zuko SushiExpert attorney says to discuss prenup by the 3rd dateSmall Batch Creamery chatter... Fester the Whale cakeLutz super speeder (135 in a 50 zone) was in a good moodJulian's idea for the Fester the Whale cakeUber CEO's rider scoreMJ wants this SFX for his Ticketmaster appChudd the Builder arrested2 Ozempic storiesFrontier Airlines... just can't get a breakAlfred from Small Batch CreameryTourist in Hawai'i threw rock at endangered sealNorfolk sailor bought energy drink and found rat insideBrightline is losing moneySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Knee surgery, blue stuff on Fester's tongueUFO data releaseMorons in the newsFester the Whale ice cream cakeNo-proof-required class-action lawsuitsApple Care textsHow many foundations do you need?"Bucket of dumb dumb juice"Gas tanks getting drilledSchool bus rear-ended by a pick-upFire at Tampa storage facilityDeath penalty on table in killing of two USF grad studentsTeen takeover in Tampa arrestsMJ's weekend... Instagram video from back of UHaul... Moving JulianFrontier - Denver Airport - Plane hits a pedestrianPhones - At what point did you realize the person you were dealing with was stupid?Worst thing that cna happen at a track meet?Who is worse for the planet? Men or women?Largest prize ever won on "The Price is Right"Dana White of UFC says this guy is the biggest DB, rudest celebAffleck and Damon sued by Miami police officersAmerican Hantavirus patients taken to NebraskaTop baby names for 2025Blake Lively's Hollywood comebackBritney back from rehabBad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show complaints to the FCCRed Hot Chili Peppers sold libraryDua Lipa sued Samsung over image used without permissionA guy was shot trying to break up a fight in a Durham dinerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show-Mothers Day Memories-1-4 Westbound is closed-MJ has a confession-MJ doesn't know how to play Poker-Morons In The News-Is Hacky Sack Making A Comeback-Julio Foolio Case Update-Fester's Reminisces On His Honeymoon in 2001-MJ Calls A Traumatized Hadley-MJ Filthies Fridge-Jamie Presley Update-MJ Calls Michelle-Proposing In Public-Listener Brings Fester Star Wars Toys-Does Fester Sit Too Much?-Publix Policy Reversal-Grill Smith In Studio-Valerie Bertinelli Swears On TV-Kyle From Texas Calls InSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show-Andrew is out-Michelle has to leave the show early-Morons in the news-Mascot Fights-Meaty Fudge Dragon video-MJ is still #1-Adult pretends to be high schooler-Circle K is saving 40 cents per gallon-Veterans Ford call-DUI: Droning Under The Influence!-MJ's Dogs Got Into A Fight-MJ Has A Question For Women-Michelle's Crazy Story-Firehouse subs -Philadelphia Crossing Guard-Flowers in studioSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Affliction/Ed HardyWhat's 'Screwber'?Morons in the newsMJ's 'Fridge FindsAMC Theatres to feature live concertsArrested in Pinellas County for skipscanning monitor with a bananaA text to MJ from Denis Phillips"Michael" family of names at Firehouse SubsNew term in MJ's lexicon... "Blue dot fever'Dear FlabbyYou can stop sending Spirit Air memes to MJDoor-to-door solicitor at 9pmMJ's IG video... jacked up truckWorst first dates that made you want to leaveUnited 767 that hit light pole, truckTPA DUI stop...beer in Happy MealIs Billie Eilish excited to age?Trader Joe's recall on chicken fried riceWoman arrested in southwest Florida for kicking 13-year-old at youth football gameDenis Phillips on phoneBaldoni/Lively settlement... who came out ahead? Not one of them!Shannon Elizabeth has done much better on Onlyfans than actingMatthew Perry's personal items headed to auctionKim Kardashian taking a break from taking the bar examStephon Diggs aquittalSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show-Andrew is out-MJ talks about his brother Drew-May The 4th Be With You-Steven Tyler Is A Creep-Morons In The News-RIP Spirit Airlines-Britney Spears is not going to jail-Could MJTV Have Captions-Nudist resorts-Woman calls in to debate MJ-Legal View With Michelle Schnitt-Is MJ In Trouble-Met Gala Coverage-Small Batch Creamery GiveawaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show,-The Tampa Bay Lightning lose-Fester is out of breathe-MJ Has a new car-Morons In The News-New House Is Being Built In Tampa-Michael Jackson Movie-MJ Compliments Michelle-MJ's Instagram Got A TON OF DM's-MJ Went To Costco-Spirit Airlines-Trying To Call Small Batch Creamery-Maniacs In The News-First Female Trainer Wins Kentucky DerbySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Why does Andrew need more time off?Shot for making a social media videoMorons in the newsFamily kicked off Carnival Cruise... or not?Guest banned from Walt Disney World MJ's Disney+ mysteryLake Thonotosassa property for sale for $115 millionCoach smaked high school student over '6-7'Costco changeWedding fish storyBritney Spears storyPackage delivered to morning show"Friends" cast gets $20 million residuals... How much does Jodie Sweetin get for "Full House"?Road rage videoTowed for marking in front of a neighborInsultsThermos-type container recallRays hopefully can stayOscar winner had to check trophy.... then it was stolenFester got a gift at GrillsmithRays 'Hello Kitty' night, Bolts at Montreal for game 6Hotell eggsGuy busted at Michigan State UniversityGas pricesFirehouse Subs giving free subs if you have the right nameMost hated states10-year old lawsuit settled over stolen underwearSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Call before you digMorons in the news8 breakfast foods to avoidSani HandsMJ Instagram... El Cap storyGrillsmith dinner is tonightPregnancy AnthemDumpling toys with toxic chemicalsVing Rhames hospitalizedKevin Hart's comment about Timothée Chalamet's bodyEd Sheeran has shinglesPassenger opened plane's door while taxiing Plane storiesCops respond to 911 call about monster under bedRumor about Ving having a card for free food from Arby's, stories about McDonald's cardsFormer Chick-fil-A employee ripped off $80KFecal lady in Altamonte SpringsTaco Bell employee shot at customersDonation to Grey Bull Rescue"Booger Eaters" explainedCreepy Santa... arrested in stingAt what age do you hit peak happiness?What was found in MJ's car?United Airlines flight hit a drone at 3,000 feetWe're in the longest stretch of time without a Bond filmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Foreign storyMorons in the newsFester's BTS light stickHandles taken off doors at Scientology in CaliforniaIntern Bailey - Someone tried to break into her homeBTS recap from HadleyBTS seen at Finn's DocksideGuy ditched his apartment to live on a cruise shipMother punished son for abusing family cat, made him destroy his PS5How much are 'Friends' cast members making in residualsKris Jenner is upset her facelift is falling apartBurger King Bobby called to invite Fester to dinner at Bern'sShannon Elizabeth made $1 million in first week on OnlyFansVictoria Beckham has new clothing line with clothes chainGuy missed out on $400 billion fortuneCleveland baseball fan took ball from kid... Tampa Bay announcer gave her a ballSharkapaloozaWife's pregnant texts turned into a songHarvey Weinstein storySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester got BTS ticketsMorons in the news"Scarface" house for salePatriots' coach and the reporter storyDrunk behind the wheel of a self-driving TeslaCall to Hadley about BTSHot substitute teacher in trouble for improper relationship with a studentCaller said she got screwed by Stub HubKindergarten teacher had kids pick their own silly nicknames for a dayWhat's the exact time of day food cravings hit most?Dear FlabbyCalls about 'mail order' bridesBon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer" is 40 years oldHow to wipe out a whole databasePutting a quarter on your wireless router won't helpNo more pennies... now, what's going to happen to nickels?Thrifting with MichelleOnline wagering has become too simpleUpdate from the White House Correspondents Dinner... wine bottles, dinner, t-shirtsLaw enforcement wants to find dashcam from people who may have driven by when bodies were dumped on the Howard Frankland BridgeChatGPT won't do just anything...Fester triedClass action lawsuits for incomeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Missing USF students remains foundMorons in the newsFed-mandated new technology coming to our new carsSloth WorldMan charged after dancing naked at Aldi10 types of bad bossesBTS shows in Tampa2 charged for driving riding mower into Ocala Target, posting onlineDon't put packages on kitchen tableUPS Bobby is getting a new routeWhite House Correspondents DinnerDoctor who removed wrong organ arrested while driving for LyftWorst girlfriend storyLady angry over having bag over the 50 lbs limitPhones testMJ and Michelle's movies over the weekendRoadkill found in Louisiana Chinese restaurant freezerFester's story from the restroomLake Nona parking lot video - jacked-up pickup rolls onto a LamborghiniDavid Spade has a new movie"Michael" had largest opening weekend for a bio picCyndi Lauper handles a heckler during a concertSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Crypto scammers' money being returned to people scammedMorons in the newsLights in the sky in Tampa... what were they?Heated socks brand are causing burnsTake your kid to work day8 new Florida specialty platesTeacher caught on cameraBTSBattery fire on an electric wheelchair"Pre-gaming at home"... drinking before you go outBeach Park resident arrested over home additionTampa Bay Rays still trying to fund stadiumList: Outdated wedding traditionsAmazon sued over whippetsSubway customer slapped employee over stale breadSpecial forces soldier investigated over wagerHoward Frankland Bridge backupBox sent to morning show... What's in the box?Grillsmith in the studioGviing wife a ride to the airport was an inconvenience (We're not talking about MJ)Ron & Mike from Tampa Fraternal Order of PoliceBolts chatterBucs first round draft pickDisney cutting back on guests doing this"Michael" movieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After 1 whole day off, MJ is back live today!On today's MJ Morning Show:Lights seen in Tampa skyDepartment of Homeland Security employee/gold-digger/security theat?Morons in the newsCameras hidden by employee at TV stationShow MJ doesn't want to watchViolinist has violin knocked from her hands by conductorTalk like Shakespeare dayBTS at Raymond James StadiumMJ's Topeka trip and less than 1 hour from ATL to TPAPost Malone/Jelly Roll concert not selling ticketsSubstitute teacher calls herself a 'million-dollar prostitute'Lights in the sky... Video on MJ's InstagramBailey's licking storyMustang driver arrested, turned in by Atlanta BravesRobert Davi visits the MJ studioAngry ex-girlfriendScientology challengeRed Lobster endless shrimpPapa John's is angering people with tipping reminder on boxKylie Jenner & her bagsUnited Airlines hiking prices because of fuel costsCondom prices expected to go up because of costsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words Chloe And Michelle Try To Get MJ KilledHow Fester Got Free Food For A Year Morons in the newsTampa Bay Gone CrazyWhich Generation Is Dumber Than The One Before?What Is Micro Cheating?1 In 3 People Are Embarrassed About Their CarHalf of Americans Carry Spare UnderwearBetter Sex Man Who Cries9 Signs You're A Difficult Person To Get Along WithBabysitter Of The Month - Blackout DrunkWorst Relative EverMan Vandalizes Psychic ShopMJ Instagram CommentsWarning There's A Website That Shows Unprotected CamerasThree Foods Banned In Other CountriesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Tampa Bay Lightning chatterFester's tech prowessSearch for the Mustang that caused the fatal crash Morons in the newsArrest made in the fatal crashMichelle in New JerseyFHP Trooper on the arrest of the driver of the MustangJD - The Titanic GuyMichelle's flight4/20 specials... not so special for FesterViral provocateursWomen who leave purses in shopping cart and wanderingSquishy Needoh toysDrunk school bus driver gets light sentenceListener in Topeka, KansasServers pre-setting tipsTheme park stories: 2027 Disney ticket prices/Universal Orlando guest shoves employeeRed Lobster brings back fan favorite"Hoovering"$50 million entertainment complex announced for downtown ClearwaterInmate accused of smuggling in fentanyl... first in one place.. then another (ew)A woman heard voices in her head... and they were rightMJ brought in new headphonesIce cream... Snoop Dogg... and crawfish ice cream?Rich dog owners getting jeweled collarsJamie Gertz, billionaireBezos' company launched a rocket into the wrong orbitArtemis 2 crewmember took Earth-rise picWellness check on 91-year-old grandmother finds her playing video gamesPima County Sheriff's Office posts that Nancy Guthrie was found... whoops!Tiger Woods' rehab... 90 daysHyundai Palisade seat folded in young childKaty Perry accused of boob-grabbing?Madonna's clothes stolen See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:New drug 10x more potent than fentanylElon mus's plan to save jobsMorons in the newsTitanic 2 delayed... we took callsFake Ronald McDonalds videosRage baitingPackage from a listener"Missed connection" at Hard Rock TampaEDM festival at Raymond James Stadium (and other events...) - Warning to watch out for pickpocketsMJ was once pickpocketed by hookersE-mail from listener looking for video from Skyway Bridge incidentA.I. lost dog scamScammer stole $34,000 worth of LegosSpirit Airlines made it through the weekend... Brought MJ backBolts lost game 1Today is 4/20... we took calls about dealsCar in self-driving mode drove through railroad gatesFt. Meade data centerHospital storyMeta is cutting 10% of the workforceReese Witherspoon - Women, you need to learn more about A.I.California insurance fraud case sentencingMichelle on phone - On-set accident and a crashFester's roommate once had weekend jailVideo provocateurs... A guy walks up to an officer with "m#th"Hero principal who tackled gunman celebrated at promSkydiver at Virginia TechWashington state teacher mistakenly showed some topless photos to classSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:HackysackUpdate: Virgin Atlantic flight attendant shoved girl at Walt Disney World's Magic KingdomMorons in the newsListener Cindy spoke to Fester and bought a truckParenting influencer accidently ran over sonMJ's critique of a food photoGas station employee helped rescue kidnapped girlSpirit Airlines may liquidate at any momentMystery - drivers are finding burns inside carGuys are looking for a 'Pilates Girl'Surfside collapse site has new residences that aren't sellingMichelle from NJHack to cut cravings for food (Ridiculous)Chocolate craving? Just do this.. (Equally ridiculous)Reporter asks WNBA player about her relationship, team's media relations squashes Pilots made cat and dog sounds on ATC at Reagan National AirportElderly couple's cemetery plots apparently were used by someone else/Better Call BehnkenTiger Woods is fighting the subpoena for his medicationsCall to MJ's dadDoctor charged after removing wrong body partBig Scary RonA/C unit fell through ceiling at restaurant, injuring womanLargo man shoots at Uber driver following conversation about politicsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester's nightSharks near The Bahamas... tested for cocaine and caffeine?Morons in the newsLooking at a Rolls RoyceYesterday's traffic problem on I-75 PSA... Don't fall asleep while drivingTaxes, 2025Ridiculous Oreo flavorsText from Chloe, "Happy Favorite Child Day"Lightning up bridges and city hall purple for BTSMJ's latest crazy encounter on his walkComplaints about MJ on Fester's phoneSign seen at a McDonald's, "No refills"Nwe details about crazy home invasionJilted woman... claimed her ex was carrying an explosive to a flightTourist in Key West attacked stripperLady threw bottles at kid on a bikeAmazon Fulfillment Center worker passed out, manager wouldn't allow another employee to use CPRLife preserver from the Titanic up for auctionWoman sued Carnival over being served 14 shots of alcohol, injuring herself....Big Scary RonListener IG DM... Her flight was held at airport for someone...A call to Michelle in NYCInstagram critic has words for MJ over Rock & Roll Hall of Fame announcement commentsMore comments about MJ's nose trimmingWhen is the most dangerous time in your life to gain weight?Livenation/Ticketmaster ruled to have monopolyMichigan gas station employee saves kidnapped girlSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Baltimore Orioles' manager hit by a foul ballMorons in the newsBailey's upcoming graduationDisney storiesMJ's Instagram "retirement announcement"Dog fight at Walmart in Palm HarborRock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductee Sade was once arrested... MJ called the courthouseDear Flabby - Handling a 'generous' co-workerJobs for psychopathsPay your dumpster bill or this might happenA rental issue for JulianMJ's dad is buying so much stuff he doesn't needBe careful who you're rude toDr. Pimple Popper suffered a stroke"Bachelorette" not being chargedBrandi Glanville did this stupid thing with foodKanye West sued for sucker-punching someoneCredit card declined? How should you NOT handle it?MJ filed a complaint against Michael JordanQB Jared Goff was not impressed with Justin Bieber at CoachellaProposed airline mergerMost expensive U.S. states to own a carK-Fed saying he'd help Britney SpearsMichael Jackson bio... family is white-washing out the accusations from the filmCharlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' RV for saleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Local attorney's ad 'rip your face off'7-11 closing 600 stores Morons in the newsWoman buys 5 vehicles in 8 days, lies about job and incomeUniverse will end much sooner than thought.... but not anytime soonTiktok challenge - Running through Scientology HQ (in Los Angeles)Peanut butter pitsMJ ran over something on Howard Frankland BridgeMJ Instagram... MJ's walkWho wants to be part of MJ's entourageDUI arrest made after she gave credit card instead of license... then a gift card....Map: Dominant crop in each U.S. countyMap: States not to use to name your kidHomeowner confronts man invading houseLively vs BaldoniKaty Perry/Justin Trudeau spotted at Coachella... he was using a 'single-use' cupSpider invasionChloe is distraught after what she saw while drivingWhere do women make the most social interactions? We took calls.MJ IG post - Breaking down boxesChick-fil-A employee returns lost cash, nearly $10,000Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2026 inducteesLena Dunham says Adam Driver had an angry meltdownJoey Fatone moved back home during 'Nsync hiatusSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:IG video... guy jumping off the St. Pete Pier/dine & dashMorons in the newsA guy ate his mother? Why?What's the average price of a new car now?Country concert battling with groups over sea turtle nesting locationShould Michelle get the extra insurance for her rental?Britney has entered rehabWhat's representing Taylor Swift in the Baldoni/Lively court caseMJ's image was stolenKimberly-Clark warehouse fire updateMJ's IG video - garlic boogers/Milton Fudgecow kickoff videoWhat's the average time for dinner in each stateDeputy spotted on camera scrolling through dating app during standoffMedications that may cause 'manboobs'Savannah Guthrie and the 'secret code'Gas scamsArtemis II returnMJ email... why go to the moon when we have so many problems hereCourt ruling on home distillingSt. Pete Subway customer angry over orderMy 600 LB Life star diesGuy got to work, 1 minute later punched out coworkerAnother fire in Ontario, CaliforniaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:The quad-amputee is back in the newsMorons in the newsMichelle is headed to help Julian's girlfriend's senior productionHCSO recues woman who can't swim from pondMichelle: MJ needs to wear darker clothesRecaps from the week: Jeannie, the caller who had another call... The individual at the Rays' game who lost pants going after a foulIs this phrase 'PC'?Dear Flabby follow-upM-Jury-would you convict the guy who held the drunk driver at gunpoint on I-275? We took calls.Driving while high on pot test technology may be closeGuy arrested in diapersArtemis splashdown is this eveningMJ's not going divingSwift/Kelce wedding may be on July 3rd in NYC... What could go wrong?Blake Lively still pushing forward with suitTruck filled with gummies burns on highwayWoman refuses to return money that was in her paycheck"Rhino-tranq' Polk County Taco Bell employee held pointed gun at womanArsonist who burned Kimberly-Clarke warehouse could face life in prisonGen Z anxiety bagsMichelle missed out on the witch gathering (Okay, it's not really her thing)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Small Batch Creamery appearanceA principal tackled a gunmanMorons in the newsWhat was stolen from Wawa?Meme shows Buc-ees coming to downtown TampaChick-fil-A video got 8 employees firedUSPS commercial... (MJ still holds a grudge)Cash reward for identifying fan from Rays' game who lost pantsDear Flabby... Edger blade damaged neighbor's truckArsonist at TP warehouse identifiedDon't yell 'fire' in a movie theatre like this YouTuber doesWhat could ruin a massageKetamine Queen sentencedExtra airline feesTiger Woods may face prosecutionTaylor Swift affectCNN website error reported Michael J. Fox had diedWhy didn't Fester's kids go to Small Batch Creamery?TPD responds to a report of a pressure cookerDrunk held at gunpoint on I-275Hillsborough County deputy investigated for DV"Euphoria" reviewHeadline says walls are closing around Guthrie kidnapperDon't try this hemerrhoid treatmentMoon landing conspiracy3 foods linked to longer lifeMichael Jackson biopic ending changedLimited iPhone with piece of Steve Jobs' turtleneck for just $10,000?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Woman named "Belinda" rescues a double homicide suspectMorons in the news"The Boys" Customer refused to pay bill at Darrell's DinerRecommended shower routinesVideo: Fan chasing foul ball at Rays game loses his pants on TVCelebrity rumors... which are true?Which states have the highest percentage of young adults living with their parents?Are Doritos too expensive for Walmart?Person finds $300 in an ATM...Chiefs players own a steakhouse that got ripped by a TiktokerOzempic Divorce"Ring My Bell"Pulled over at 112mph... what did the driver say to the officer?Los Angeles Waymo went the wrong way... at a drive-thruDisneyland bans item from certain ridesPhotos of the moon from Artemis... and we learned somethign intersting from BaileyA call to Bailey's momSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Penthouse Pet grifter updateAliens researcher has bad news about aliensMore alien storiesMorons in the newsWhat is that music MJ has been playing?Top Party SchoolsTennessiee district Board of Education member says 'You're so hot' to studentStudent with development issues drinks hard seltzer from teacher's bottleBu Driver charged after school bus hit by trainFester's new obsession: Videos on Instagram - Remote shockerEmbarrassing dreamsMichelle kept yelling 'benzene!'Someone is shooting cows in Ft. MeadeInstagram pulled a video from MJ's pageVideo of a boat on a flatbed... A.I.Listener e-mail... "The Madison"Easter egg drop in Tallahassee had an issueWorst Easter egg hunt ever... kids found a bodyWorst parents for month of April... during a zoo visit, a toddler made his way to an enclosureLaundry habit could be ADHDMost dangerous cities in America: Featured Florida city is...Women aren't built to give birth on their backsWoman list guy's house on fireMichelle wants to see JourneyHuge jump in poison control center calls over this productTori Spelling's recent crash with 7 kidsArtemis II updateConspiracy theorists regarding Artemis IIWhat is the Mandy Scam?Prince Harry reportedly 'bit off more than he could chew' marrying Meghan MarkleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Former Penthouse Pet stole cash & gold from men in Los AngelesMorons in the newsMap shows favorite Easter candy for each state... But what is Florida's favorite? Really?6 best restaurants chains for EasterMichelle has been doing something to MJ latelyHas Fester gotten MJ to watch "The Madison"?MJ Instagram... MJ found an iPhoneWas MJ ring-shamed by Michelle?Woman got a $5,000 phone billA husband was surprised when he just learned that Hannah Montana IS Miley CyrusBlake Lively lawsuit... most charges droppedWhat's up with MJ's notebook that wasn't working correclty on Friday?MJ had to use facial imagery to get back onto the FB Morning Show pageArtemis IIFBI warning over appsCouple removed from Allegiant flight because of babyArtemis toilet issueWhat about a 4-day work-week?Domino's delivery man getting a very big payday for just doing something niceBig Bear eagles' eggs hatchedMJ experienced a Costco miracle!Pump switching scam... bewareBill Belichick sued for $300KRays home opener vs CubsTampa Bay Lightning clinched a playoff spotCourtney Love reveals she was kidnapped by Japanese mafiaJohnny Depp pushing brand of rum"Malcolm in the Middle" revival missing key pieceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Mt. Everest insurance scamMorons in the newsMJ's problem with his notebookInsurance dilemma for FesterFester & Allison's new TV show choiceJehovah's Witness revist... MJ got an e-mailStarbuck's $1,200 bonuses for faster and nicer baristasPoint of sale terminals charging wrong tip amounts... do the math yourself to make sureArtemis II toilet problemClaim dropped against BaldoniBritney Spears seen smoking at a gas station... avoided explosionLead detective in Nancy Guthrie case has never investigated a homocide beforeBrian Littrell fights for his beachfront propertyGreat Value Dinosaur Chicken Nugget recallSaute pan recallWashington Wizards Aprils Fool's Day prankMJ's computer... a call to Don the I.T. GuyFamily taken on taxi ride from hell in MiamiCritic says this movie sucks, but it will still make $1 billionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Mylar balloons vs power linesMorons in the newsRichard Hatch still facing IRS debtMJ mailbagFester's latest "scam"Burger King Bobby wants to go to dinner with FesterUsing the name "Jessica" on your kidsIs mayonnaise a musical instrument?Caller wants to thank MJ Guy has issue with the order machine at Wendy's Follow-up: Hershey's returning to original ingredientsResearch on microplastics while wearing lab gloves skews resultsRelationship stories: Where do you sit at a half/half booth? Guy sent nudes to gf, what did she do after they broke up? Sending Jehovah's Witnesses to ex's... repeatedlyGoogle now allows gmail addressed to be changedCEO of Five Guys gave out $1.5 million in staff bonuses so he wouldn't get shot Lindsey Buckingham attacked with unknown liquid by 'stalker'Goodwill is being filled with coffee makersRecall - Home Depot recalls 10.2 million grill brushesJetBlue raising their checked baggage fee because of high fuel picesAsk Reddit: How common are swingers? We took calls about the local swinger scene.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:NCAA referee incidentMorons in the newsTeacher makes students type with no computers or A.I.Flight delayed for a passenger, relative of an airline execMJ needs broken-down bath towelsDear FlabbySchool system problem - students are flushing vapesMJ's IG videosLeAnn Rimes forced jaw massageDoes Alabama win championships each time Tiger Woods gets in an accident? A video MJ posted on Instagram wasn't approved by our companyFester found a story about an "gassy" incident on a Disney monorail... but it wasn't realTSA workers can keep the $1,000 gift cards from Tyler PerryWoman hit by car caught on video... what happens next is what's weirdMJ wants to start making post-show videos of material we didn't have enough time to discussFord dealer employee fired... but he comes back at night"Rib remodeling"A lock of Bob Marley's dreadlocks is up for auctionArtemis II scheduled to fly tonightArrest made of a guy who stole from one ex in one county to give to a girlfriend in another county, and then finally is found in yet another county....An Asian elephant escaped its enclosure and wandered around the zoo in AlbuquerqueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Beef... It's what we learn from MJMorons in the NewsBank fraud arrest using facial reconition left grandmother wrongly jailed for 5 monthsQuadruple amputee's friend says he has a dark, angry sideWendy's manager shot a customerA bar got scammedGas pricesSurprise engagement spoiled by cruise serversExpensive watch sold on eBay, but the owners wanted it backTaylor Swift is being suedFake Story! Tampa woman called police over neighbor's English accentWoman ate ice cream with nail in itMark Cuban's disgusting sandwichA.I. creator has 3 songs in iTunes top 5Costco's 10 lb Easter bunnyThe Easter bunny groper in a NJ mallTyler Perry brought gift cards to TSA agents, but...Tiger Woods' reason for not hiring a driverFester's son Hudson stumbled on the wrong 'certified' Instagram pagePlane was diverted and man arrestedMiami airport saw three women arrested for refusing to pay for extra bagsMJ is thinking about bringing listeners on dive trip to the GalapagosWhat are pickpockets hoping to steal?Citrus County prison employees indicted over smuggling in drugs, phones..."Mayor of Kingstown" is ridiculousSecret Service agent protecting Jill Biden shot himself in the legBarbie Fest was reportedly an embarrassmentBillie Eilish's stalker killed by trainSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:12 tons of Kit Kat bars stolen in EuropeMorons in the newsCoyotes in Pinellas County?MJ stepped on his glassesToddler died in DUI crash was child of 14-year-old who was the driverMJ interacts with listener over lithium ion battery questionWomen are doing pushups wrongCustomer demands Macarena dance for additional tipHow did Station House BBQ do at the Cuban Sandwich Festival?Confession: Redditor claims to dispute charges against companies that bother himKentucky Powerball winner arrested... AgainMJ wants to post a video he took on a flight of passenger that repeatedly elbowed himMJ stumbled on SNL video with Norm MacDonald doing story of Tampa Bay area postal workerRed lobby doors still an issue... we had Big Scary Ron and Rudy in the studio to discussUConn Huskies move on in tourneyA professor can tell if student used A.I. because of one wordSvannah Guthrie's return date... what will she be like?Britney Speasr seen in pictures with her kids on a boat"Hail Mary" sweater w/foxes is in demandTiger Woods accused of DUI...Airline attendant on Air Canada flight survived, thrown over 320 feet from plane, Gofundme page for her hospital billsTyler Perry brought a bag of cash to Atlanta airport to pay TSA workersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Station House BBQ at the Cuban Festival on SundayFood delivery robots in Chicago crash into bus stopsMorons in the newsFester: Texts aren't going through right awayCaller: MJ's e-mail wasn't working2 boys in trouble for making deepfake pictures of girls Something scary seen on the International Spaces StationPeople are wrapping their keyfobs in foilBacklash over yesterday's 'Dear Flabby'Detroit Judge deals with woman during a Zoom hearing"The Statement" casting call infoNew 'super stuffed' Pop TartsListener asks details about Michelle's likesMotorcyclist caught riding at 150 on U.S. 19Guy on cruise ship arrested for indecent exposureGuy set a van on fire in a hotel parking lotWhich celebrity is the most charitableRays stadium Red paint controversy update"Office Air" causes "Office Face"What is the "Escape Button"Jmmy John's employee throws out sandwich because he can't accept cashEating same food day after day helps lose weight?Chaka Khan calls out other female performersDave Grohl has been to how many therapy sessions?New movie - "Bambi: The Reckoning"Another new Taylor Sheridan showGrillsmith visits the studioSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Personal managers for celebritiesMorons in the newsFester is looking forward to the Michael Jackson biopicWoman lucky to be alive... Her electric toothbrush explodedTeachers, don't do this with your studentsU.S. military having trouble with drones over a Louisiana baseMJ's experience at a restaurant with a trainee server.... We took callsDear Flabby... We took more callsArrested in WashingtonShaq denies messages to Sabrina CarpenterQuad amputee cornhole champ update6-7 datingUSF former coach's key to recruitingFollow up on mom who kidnapped her child's bullyA guy complained to the police about a lemonade stand... Police came and supported the standGatorland spokes woman on alligator mating seasonSavannah Guthrie NBC interviewMost important muscle for longevityOpen casting call for movie being made in the St. Pete areaAce Ventura prop auctioned Bill Cosby says he's broke!Meta found negligent in social media addiction trialSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Baggage handler mishandling guitar casesMorons in the newsPunch the monkey has a girlfriendDelta pulls U.S. Congress's perks over TSAThis much extra sleep helps reduce chances of a heart attackMother of bullied child kidnapped the bullyWhat did Bailey do over spring break that MJ will never do?Arrests for excessive twerkingBreadsticks sliced to make small sandwiches at Olive Garden'Ugly privilege' while travelingTomorrow - Dear FlabbyMJ made a note on his phone... M.O.D.Random callsRed doors in the lobbyMJ joined a kickstarter campaign"The Bachelorette" may still runGuy who ate 35,000 Big Macs gives thumbs-down to the Big Arch5 Guys getting pushback for dropping fries cupGas prices and gas storiesUltra-processed food affecting women's fertilityHarbour Island among top places to liveRestaurants in Tampa Bay area not allowed to serve water unless requestedStation House BBQJetblue flight hit a coyote on takeoffSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Finding the guy who fixes traffic lightsMJ finally posted the video of his mom's car missing a partMorons in the newsAnother toe-sucker storyA guy bit a JetBlue flight attendantPodcastsLaGuardia Airport crash... new detailsGarlic smell from MJSpyware on a phoneSuddenly, people not staying at hotels are eating their buffets?Teens are feeling pressured to be onlineThai restaurantJulian and Chloe received scam texts Quad amputee cornhole champ accused of murderDenise Richards faceliftOnlyFans owner/billionaire diesTV news Most stressed out statesPrediction market wagering"I think my manager is living in the store"Scrommiting link to vapingNo support that pot helps many ailmentsTrader Joe's expands recallAldi recallGuy with "rockets" on car on I-4Fentenyl Barbie... Cargo LargoLithium Ion battery fireSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The MJ Morning Show returned live after Spring Break!On today's MJ Morning Show:LaGuardia airplane crash with fire truckChuck Norris RIPMorons in the newsGuy threw human bones at FBI office in TexasPasco police and the cocaine-fueled high-speed chaseSuper-speeder in Geneva, FloridaNC truck driver hit 12 bridges with backhoeParents punished daughter by forcing her to eat homemade hot sauceMJ went to the movies, then straight to the airportMessage from an Instagram followerJustin Timberlake DWI bodycam video releasedLaGuardia crash updateMJ went to see his parents, his mom's car wheel-well protector mysteriously disappeared3 pee stories... Airbnb, The maintenance man, and The VillagesMJ selects an "Employee of the month"Kylie LongbottomMJ was invited to MC an upcoming golf tournament by the Fraternal Order of PoliceMeteorite hit a home in TexasGas prices has led to gas theft"The Bachelorette"LaGuardia crash latestSavannah Guthrie pleaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's Best Of MJ Morning Show: Most Commonly Stolen Items From Hotels Driving Company Vehicles Recklessly Morons In The News Embarrassing Wedding And Buffet Line Doggie Bag Fillers Chocolate Cake Or Yellow Cake Is The Customer Always Right Warning - Filthiest Place In The Workplace Woman Busted Drugging Men In Bars MJ Hasn't Gotten A Bill From TECO Future Fakers Facebook Marketplace Warning Comedian "Nancy Drews" Her Hinge Match MJMS Saving Your Relationship - Never Use This Phrase Stuff Goodwill Won't Take 2 School Stories - Waymo To School, Bus Driver Picks Up Hooker Tan Lines Are A Turn-On For Some MJ Once Got Caught Crossing The US Border See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Airlines Trying To Use Psychology - Bags During EmergenciesSheriff Grady Judd - They Shot A Snake 5 Hour Person Morons in the News Science - UFO Story, NASA Sends Names, GravityGender Reveals Gone Wrong Listeners: How Much Will You Inherit? Worst Dog Breed For Families What Do You Know About Redheads U of Tampa Student Drinking Game In Class Have You Ever Lied On A Resume Or Know Someone Who Did Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks - Charged For A Bumper Sticker - Don't Be An A******Doing This Might Get You Put On The No-Fly List 15 Traits Of A Selfish Partner Don't One Time Your Restaurant Server Patient has ribs removed and keeps them Are These The Top Fast-Food Burgers In AmericaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Hot Dogs Banned In North Korea, And Bikini Hot Dog GirlsRestaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big Morons In The News Durant High School - Bathroom Issue Shoplifter Tried To Light Shotgun Shell EverAfterInTheWoods.com - 15 Restaurants To Keep From Tourists15 Rules Of Life White Van Scam In The Walmart Parking Lot What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain What Nonsense Means Ordering Online - Do You Pay For Shipping Insurance Local Tow Truck Driver Steals CarHotel On Moon, Another Show Binged By MJ And Michelle Sleep Method - Walk Through Someone's House Fester Befriends A Killer Psychologist Deputy crashed while watching porn on phone Woman Claims This Place Caused Her Hair Loss 8 Foods For Brain Health Classic Crotchety – The PacemakerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show High-Speed Chase/ Georgia Elderly Woman Crash/Brightline Pulverizes RobotSticker Schmucks Morons in the newsFester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex Burger First?Guy Placed Tracker On Woman's Car - ArrestedJ.Alexander's Take-Out FeeJulian's Girlfriend Ran Into A Celeb In NYCMJ And Michelle - Meghan And Harry - Hair In Salad MJ Morning Show's O.C.D. Callers MJ Found A Treasure While On His WalkCreep-O-Meter - Age Difference When Dating Mystery Seeds Mailed From ChinaClassic Crotchety – The DumpstserCelebrities Who've Gone BrokeYour Job May Affect Your SleepAre you a psychopath? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:Woman Escapes Repo Man & Loses BumperAdirondack Chair RecallReese Witherspoon Needs Your Help! Morons in the NewsMother Names Daughter TequilaFester's Story: The Swinger At The Podiatrist's Office 2 Tampa Area Stories: Dump Truck Driver and Guy Throwing Nail Onto Road70% Of People Watch TV With This On Woman Arrested In Pickpocket SchemeAre These Parents Irresponsible For Leaving Baby In Room Canceled Celebrity Reality Show On E!Some People Are Addicted To Lip Balm Classic Crotchety – Dumber & PlumberTattoo On A 9-Year-Old Is This The Creepiest First Date Why Should You Do THIS With New Clothes Michelle's Rules Before BedSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Astronomers Mistake Car For Asteroid 7 Bartenders' Tips How Not To Waste Money In Bars Restaurants Jolt Making ComebackWho Falls In Love First Men Or Women Arrested In A Dalmation Onesie Morons in the newsDoordash Bathroom Fester Had A Run-In With FHP 2 Lists Things Boomers Do And Things Boomers Say Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story Armadillo In Mandy's House MJ Hates This Style Of Food Tiktok Challenge Drop Something Heavy On Your Foot Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls Flying Superstitions Bucket List - Illegal Stuff To Do Lawyer Arrested In Buffet Line MJ & Michelle Take Relationship Test 28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet French Fries Are Good For You Woodchipper StoryClassic Crotchety – Beeper Up The ButtSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.