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On today's MJ Morning Show: Eating yoga mats? Warning before you start up that grill Morons in the news Guy unhappy with a closed Del Taco Mr. Beast may be in some trouble in Mexico MJ's burger problem at home Opinion: Guy found a wallet, returned it, and did this MJ PSP Villages wireless store was a problem for a customer ADA scam shakedown Is this the worst CVC code that was on a woman's card... Gas prices, cost of using a credit card per gallon Solution for loitering problem Cost of a makeup person for a wedding How to de-clutter your home? The poop rule 80's band reunites, but it took some horrible clues from MJ to guess who Hotel charging a service fee for this issue... Fire at Jacksonville International Airport garage Diddy trial update Louisiana jail break news Watching eaglets on webcam Jessica Simpson criticized for performance on American Idol Sleeping 8 hours per night isn't good enough if routine is inconsistent Avocado... high in calories, but healthy... good for expectant mothers

On today's MJ Morning Show: Sovereign citizens Morons in the news Customer demands to be seated in restaurant, tips over server's tray Hoarder had a dead body Wrong body in casket, funeral home tells family that it's the right body... "Final Destination" film #1 at box office MJ's IG... His dog Scout put up message Fester's son's toes saved by Crocs A mother credits Crocs for saving son's feet from lawn mower Teacher arrested in Hillsborough County MJ and family at AC/DC Last day for free bags on Southwest Air approaching Fire at Jacksonville Airport Mexican Tall Ship crashes into Brooklyn Bridge Squatter trucks Ex-Buccaneer arrested in Pinellas sting Guy on Tinder swipes right a record 2 million times Dark chocolate, tea good for blood pressure Happy classic rock songs Listener complaint Katy Perry still can't catch a break, now in Las Vegas Burger King lawsuit moves forward New Orleans jail escapees Warning on lead faucets sold online Trick help save dying plants

On today's MJ Morning Show: Rise in crime on cruise ships Morons in the news Revisited: Guy who wrote his own obituary died in a small plane crash Kindergarten student brings Jello shots to classmates Dump button text Urban wildman lifestyle "Dumbass" fake calls Most hated text response Woman gets her chicken for free and explains how Uber driver pulls gun on passengers MJ and Michelle ready for AC/DC concert Diddy trial National wear your life jacket to work day Secretary of Transportation took wife off Newark flight More men die from 'broken heart' than women In a relationship? Do not answer these questions! A call from Mika and Brian Kleinschmidt of "!00 Day Dream Home" Woman fired for saying 200lb people shouldn't take pilates Report - living near golf courses increases chance of Parkinson's 126% Walmart CEO: Prices are going up Man caught in a Lowe's display shed doing something privately Tesla reportedly has 10,00 unsold Cyber Trucks Mr. and Mrs. Blizzard had their wedding at a DQ

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's most memorable episode of "Emergency" Morons in the news Guy writes own obituary New "Final Destination" movie released this weekend... We took calls People with 'high levels of Dark Triad traits' are more attractive to women MJ had a surprise for Michelle Tampa Bay area Walmart trashed, caught on video Sitting too much can shrink your brain Dick's is buying Footlocker South Carolina guy hid in ex's shower... Woman wants to wear late husband's ring at new wedding Proposal during someone else's wedding A woman is freaked out about a small frog in her car AI interview freaks out job applicant Banned items at Buckingham Palace Trader Joe's looking for second location in Tampa "Sinners" A call from Bob Buckhorn AirBNB story... Hot water not part of the agreement Concert ticket economics... Cost per song Item will kill if you eat or drink it Honest lottery winner, karma returns with $1 million What's a 'type c' parent? What's that smell in Mt. Dora?

On today's MJ Morning Show: UFO sightings by state Morons in the news Froot Loops taste test Igloo cooler finger amputation story revisited Animal encounter - MJ's honeymoon Katy Perry can't catch a break! Concert postponed due to arena conflict Fire in St. Pete spread from CVS MJ and Michelle found a couple of dogs Trashy, embarrassing wedding... buffet Listener wants Fester fired Diddy trial update Green Bay medical facility has group of pregnant RN's Pop Tart ice cream sandwich New "Mission: Impossible" Video of SUV wildly towing a car across multiple lanes Jobs that don't need a college degree that pay over $100K Escort tells of red flags that your guy may be cheating Menendez brothers resentencing Listener e-mail warns MJ of these on Spirit Airlines Another crazy gender reveal video Another Florida big scratch-off winner What button in your vehicle do you hate? Buccaneer QB Baker Mayfield Roblox creepy story

On today's MJ Morning Show: Guy who fell at Pittsburgh baseball game MJ's IG video of Gatsby in a tree Morons in the news Will Belichick ever coach a game at UNC Flight attendants failing drug tests Pope Leo grew up near the mall from 'The Blues Brothers' Portillos has a Leo sandwich Diddy trial update Fester wants to know what tattoo Michelle wants Condo building with cracks... no deliveries over 75lbs Kanye Cleaning Crocs Lake Wales Freddy's put note on receipt... 'Help' Amazon driver caught relieving herself at people's homes 9 things you should always keep to yourself Best vanilla ice cream... Trader Joe's or Aldi? Is this a new breed of cheating? Pope Leo says A.I. is dangerous Guest on news report faints, what does host do? Opinion of iPhone users... Fester found this IG video Italian chef explains what Americans are doing wrong in Italy Listener offended by Fester's impression... callers gave their opinions RFK Jr. on Mother's Day went swimming in... Battle of the weight-loss meds Evan Longoria to sign a 1-day deal with the Rays

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester wants to know... who would win, 100 men or 1 gorilla Morons in the news Mr. T's Mother's Day Song Social Security name popularity tracker Kentucky Derby winning jockey fined Traits of people who hold doors for strangers Women got a memorial tattoo, new boyfriend has issue with it MJ's IG - MJ's dog in a tree Store not carrying purple sweet potatoes... employee tells MJ store doesn't know what it's doing Uber driver story from NYC for Michelle Diddy trial update Mother's Day... originally MJ wants to get a new air fryer... Michelle says no Musical artist fleeing Los Angeles for North Carolina House for sale... The Pope lived here Judy's experience with the sewer system for Mother's Day dinner CBD infused drinks may have an affect on alcohol sales Another reminder from MJ... Don't mess with people's Teslas Southern accent may be disappearing For the first time ever... the Rays had this happen at a HOME game MJ's Billy Idol story Love affair with a guy 25 years younger makes her feel younger Bill Belichick's girlfriend banned from UNC football complex Bucs have the heaviest NFL player

On today's MJ Morning Show: Tiktok challenge - sticking stuff in charging port of Chromebooks Morons in the news Bus driver on school field trip blew .221 BAL Assault with nachos Am I the A-H? Mother of kid on baseball team doesn't bring snacks on her day Guys' red flags New Pope Michelle's landing at Tampa International Airport Virginia ban on phone usage by kids over 1 hour per day Senior Assassin Lakeland assistant softball coach arrested for sending and receiving photos with 16-year-old Hypersexualizing Downs Syndrome Frontier agents fired for mocking a customer whose video has gone viral Who's paying ridiculous prices on Ebay or Amazon? Body butter Simon Cowell was asked to judge a couple having 'relations' Katy Perry still being trolled What will get you ghosted from a relationship What's the acceptable number of partners over lifetime? Metallica concert was measured on the Richter scale 2001 purchased Mons Venus Warning about dogs licking your face

On today's MJ Morning Show: Who stole MJ's cookies? Conclave update Morons in the news Vocal fry Scallop Boy 764 Cult Cramming stuff into Chromebooks charging port... Tiktok trend Raccoon with meth pipe leaves police officer laughing What are women attracted to? We took calls Toll scam in MJ's texts Passwords compromised South Tampa apartment complex residents' water bill not paid Stealing stuff from work - we took calls Disney cost breakdown for family of 5 in guy's video Fester's Croc toes Julian and Michelle are going to run late if MJ doesn't let them go 7-year-old drove 5-year-old sister to McDonald's for a Happy Meal Diddy update Reporter referred to Cardinals' activity as 'raw-dogging' Baked bean contamination warning George Clooney's tequila sued Study says some lefties may be tied to autism and schizophrenia

On today's MJ Morning Show: Test to tell if you're prone to lung disease or dementia Liberty Newark Airport lost communication with flights 60-90 seconds Morons in the news A birthday issue at Fester's home Debate - Dropping bags of pup poo in neighbors' trash cans Listeners' pet stories Tire blown up while filling This phrase can ruin a relationship... We took calls 70,000 Dum Dums A gender reveal surprised neighbors with a huge plume of pink smoke A Sand Key condo evacuated The conclave has begun Toughest jobs in America TPD saves toddler from choking Class action lawsuit against Burger King Driver may have intentionally hit a dog... Another intentionally hit a cat Lakeland assistant coach stole football helmets Kanye West walks out on Piers Morgan Update: Jennifer Aniston stalker Sanches-Bezos wedding may have big-name musical artist Hilaria Baldwin blames ADHD and dyslexia for her flipping between accents Smokey Robinson accused of sexual assault A raccoon with a meth problem

On today's MJ Morning Show: Woman raises hundreds of thousands of dollars following her racist comments Morons in the news GTA release delayed... We took calls NY pet wellness brand looking for an intern to smell dogs' breath Onlyfans model making $10 million per year because of this trait Latest on ferry boat crash If your house smells like this... get out. "Lick the Pope" - Crotchety Caller survey - should we use company employee to report on conclave? MJ received a call from jail, but he doesn't know who it was from. Crash through Jennifer Aniston's front gate Diddy trial update Trial line holders making $25-32 per hour Mattel is raising prices on toys due to tariffs "Mr. Deep Fake" shut down, laws against revenge porn Deceased relative wanted ashes scattered... family didn't get it right Bomb squad tech ran a mile in full blast suit

On today's MJ Morning Show: Diddy trial set to begin Target may be getting rid of self-checkout Morons in the news Purple warning Fester got free food for a year This is the worst way to start an e-mail at work MJ's flights Cardinal Pizzaballa MJ IG at TPA... IKR? Kentucky Derby Ferry collision McDonald's Sprite hack First garage door opener winner Arizona bar has bad promotional response to underage drinking busts MJ vacation plans for summer Nike pre-scuffed sneakers? The Sun says there's a cheaper supermarket than Publix opening locations Air traffic controller stays not to fly to THIS airport A pilot's wife says not to to wear this on a flight Lady Gaga concert bomb plot foiled Hi Speed chase on Gandy Blvd. NYU dorm story Woman in Polk County throws can of soda into a car at a gas station, hits baby

On today's MJ Morning Show: Where are those TV trucks headed? Bill to change the state bird Morons in the news Gen Alpha and uncovered coughs Connecticut beach event spoiled by fart spray Don't do this when going to a job interview Celebrity romance scams-we took calls Jury Duty Scam update What is the latest hot color among celebrities? Ninja pressure cooker recall Powerball winner arrested in Tampa Bay area Jeffrey Knight story on Daily Mail Kentucky Derby this weekend Diddy update - trial beginning soon Kanye suing dentist claiming he got hooked on nitrous oxide Road rage #2 Fan who fell 21 feet from stands at baseball game 2 British guys try bbq ribs for first time

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's Jury Duty Scam Take-Down Morons in the news MJ assures us that the Great Pyramid of Giza does not have a city beneath A couple of gifts from our listeners Wedding Pets commercial MJ Instagram image - NYPD Wanted Poster Dogs seen inside a NY Trader Joe's licking food Bradenton restaurant robbed... by it's own GM 4 kinds of lovers John Elway's agent died after fall from golf cart MJ won't shave these off A local Twisty Treat has a sign outside about tipping What was an 8-week-old baby doing on the boat that crashed into the Clearwater Ferry? A call from Miki Sudo about an upcoming event Hobby Lobby site of recent upskirt video hobbyist Newlyweds want this instead of traditional gifts for the wedding New thing to do on a Friday night...Staying home. We took calls. A call from Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura about the upcoming 3 Bears 5K First NEW Aldi opens today in Tampa Dinner cruise out of John's Pass stranded until after midnight

On today's MJ Morning Show: $100 for 6 ice cubes? Morons in the news Fester & Michelle's discussion about a bruise Alaska Air passenger vaping in bathroom NBA 4-Year Marriage Contract Psychologist can identify whether a marriage is headed for separation MJ received a gift from a listener Trial attorney explains 'absolutes' Signs that show a woman is into you New kind of divorce... "The House Divorce" Scam jury duty call What did MJ get in the mail? Tampa post office collapse Redeveloping north downtown Tampa Most useless phrase you can use in an e-mail Worst thing to eat at a Broadway show People hate being asked to do this... Ramen shop owner chased customer, caught on video Overturned OJ truck MJ's OJ Classic Crotchety Risky food items according to Consumer Reports Truckload of dimes dropped in Texas town How to be sure you don't have a North Korean remote worker

On today's MJ Morning Show: How to get banned from a cruise 1970's conversation pit making a resurgence Morons in the news Rays missed out on an opportunity Things boomers do at restaurants Customer believes they were scammed at Olive Garden over gift card MJ's experience at Publix... Classic Crotchety Real estate agent who dealt with fetish guy Details on Clearwater Ferry What is 'hotwifing'? MJ tried using *67 before playing a prank... didn't work. Lightning need to dig out of a deep hole A doctor reveals why everyone should sleep naked Another doctor has a cure for hiccups Couple finds creepy note in their home that they plan to renovate Former Mariah Carey employee has written a fiction book about his experience Bill Belichick's girlfriend shuts down question during CBS interview Ferry accident victim Jose Castro Approaching conclave means American Cardinals may need their new I.D.'s A fighter jet fell off an aircraft carrier Tennis instructor suing over lost gear inside trunk of Waymo autonomous car Cheap crap from Temu

On today's MJ Morning Show: Bear on a slide Morons in the news There's a tan line fetish? Woman files lawsuit against Disney over wave Former Disney cast member learns his sentence 13-year-old attacked for throwing Play Doh near car Notice to MJ over unpaid tolls What fell into a woman's margarita? MJ's IG video Cash fell from an unlocked armored car PIE bomb scare Ordering via shipping with insurance An airline passenger stripped and did #2 in seat during landing A restaurant has a request for smelly people A local Walgreens was closed due to short staff? Tampa Bay real estate agents have been dealing with a guy doing something Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees Captain Brock is facing additional charges

On Today's MJ Morning Show:-MJ Gets Called Out By Michelle-Chloe Loves The Fart Sound Effect App-MJ Doesn't Wake Up During Nightmares-Former Charlottesville, Virginia weatherman Joshua Fitzpatrick Is In Trouble-Morons In The News-Woman Has Argument Behind Dollar Tree-The Tampa Bay Lightning Are In Trouble-Fester's Wife Got Hit By An Uber Driver -90 Minutes Of Non-Stop MJ Begins!-What Should The Pope's Name Be!?-MJ Discusses Pete Davidson-A Weird Story About A Woman Who Got A Brazilian Wax-Video Of Wine Bottle's Going Down The Stairs-Does Michael Strahan Hate Kelly Ripa?-The Latest On The Nintendo Switch 2-Would MJ Move To Bucks County, Pennsylvania?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Aldi recall notice Pizza set off Oura ring Morons in the news Nick Carter sued for sexual assault Rabies warning Parents are defending their kids for their behavior at 'The Minecraft Movie' Compatibility quizzes Lightning ticket winner angered listeners Worst mother ever? Florida man posted derogatory comments about young girl coming to sell candy Animal webcam watching Dating app user tells potential date that he took a 'honey pack' "Legal morphine" being sold in stores Gordon Ramsay victim of swatting People worried about giving out phone number Fester's wife tells about collision with Uber driver to Stacy Kemp Drummer Rick Allen attacked in Ft. Lauderdale still dealing struggling What color nail polish is best for prosperity? This sparkling water introduced on MJ Morning Show Subtitles/closed captions... more than 1/2 of Americans use them on TV Sam's & Costco 'Once Upon A Time In America' Economic indicators FSU campus shootings... no news A movie that's blowing up online...

On today's MJ Morning Show: USPS - Another letter didn't make it to MJ's family Morons in the news Groom pushes bride's face into cake $50 scratcher wins $25 million Google AI tries to make sense of nonsensical phrases What happens if you give Narcan to someone who's sober? Company CEO says employees need to be hit with a 2X4 The story about the 11-year-old girl tackled by a man who thought she egged his apartment has gone national Chloe - Tomorrow is bring your kid to work day, wants to bring MJ FDA - phasing out food dyes Shaq has to leave live set to go to bathroom Who wants the lobster purse USPS letter carrier DUI Leo DiCaprio and The Pope Lonely people study Tampa's is ranked #3... in termite infestations Derby Lane property has been sold Video of a boat driving over manatees 'Lane Assist' does NOT mean you can take a nap Joe Exotic got married in jail

On today's MJ Morning Show: A 4-word phrase set a guy off BBQ recipe from Cornell professor Morons in the news Woman uses unacceptable racist language Woman ripped off by plumber... or was she? Kids using AI to create fake nude images George Clooney says he and wife Amal have never fought Home security camera warning People addicted to lip balms Australian twins look and think... and speak alike What's a 'fictosexual'? Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem robbed in a restaurant Walmart 'meat jail' Egg prices Where did that music come from? Pope's funeral is Saturday Delta flight engine fire Gmail warning People who need a glass of wine to 'take the edge off' show 7 signs Tampa Bay Gone Crazy Kanye back on X Frankie Muniz at an emotional low Dave Bautista named honorary Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputy

On today's MJ Morning Show: Pope RIP Someone marred the Howard Frankland Bridge Morons in the news Red Robin's 'bottomless' burger How should you give a handshake? Do women want a red pill or blue pill type (Matrix reference) What is 'hat fishing' when it comes to dating? Rotten kids in the neighborhood Pope RIP Top 100 places to celebrate Easter Singer claims he was high 24/7 back when he sang the band's hits 88-year-old woman's home burned down by neighbor burning sex toys FSU resumes classes Birkin bags... how much do they cost to make? How does the way someone smells affect friendship? Video... guy has refrigerator balanced on his head while bicycling Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley Capital One is buying Discover Martha Stewart took a dig at Katy Perry 2025 Michelin Stars... none for Tampa Bay area Sam's Club model removes all checkout lanes Flight canceled when a flight crew member doesn't show up

On today's MJ Morning Show: Tennis deodorant controversy Morons in the news Creepy dating story Music superstars who are having trouble selling tickets Katy Perry upset about Wendy's post Selena Gomez posted photo with racy item in background Which color items are most often returned? FSU student who was on campus on phone with MJ Real ID deadline approaching... long lines at DMV Telsa accused of meddling with odometer Are knitting needles allowed on flights? Wheelchair-bound man files 113 lawsuits over ADA compliance Fester fields complaints about something behind MJ Facebook settlement Yankees and Rays first time in Tampa at Steinbrenner Field Station House BBQ brought the Smokin' Cuban in to MJ Diet pill claims to be as effective as the shots Bets are on as to who will go up on Bezos' rocket next Bartenders list these 7 ways you're wasting $$ at bars/restaurants Rob Lowe mistaken for John Stamos by tour director

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester is a scam artist Morons in the news Tiktok trend.. kids peeing on other kids' heads? Onlyfans model arrested for relieving herself in stores Plane boarding may change to facial recognition instead of paper or apps Was the Blue Origin launch faked? MJ had this encounter with a 'homeless' person Couple left baby in hotel room to visit bar... We took calls What's in the box?!?!?!? ATM money scammers still being chased down by Chase bank New College employee arrested for exposing himself... Family says there's a medical reason Soup recalled because of wood? Haley Joel Osment arrested What is 'code-shifting'? We took calls. Sports bra warning McDonald's non-menu item... Grilled cheese-but don't expect much Scams Bobby Brown doesn't think much of Britney's version of 'My Prerogative' Warnings about fake Ozempic being Rabbit sucked into engine of plane 70% of Americans check out of work 3 days before their vacation Southwest Air is making changes

On today's MJ Morning Show: Indeed missing people Something MJ noticed about Michelle Morons in the news Woman in hotel found pictures under sink depicting abuse Pets are as good as a spouse, or as good as kids Texting this seems disingenuous Kids don't know how to talk on phones The $5 bitching fee Deadline approaching... are you ready? We took calls. Bodycam released of teacher and principal who had party with teens and alcohol Woman sets dating demands in her Hinge profile Wink Martindale RIP Fester had never seen a black & white movie Katy Perry stories Christmas ornaments may be hit by tariffs Guy calls in fake bomb scare to cruise line because he had to watch pets Bride picked ugly bridesmaids Electric scooter crashes into fire truck Resident wants help getting rid of smell from neighboring apartment after body removed Study about the '5 second rule' Michelle: 'Mind Over Matter" looking for volunteers How to have the perfect day

On today's MJ Morning Show: Teacher/student incident from Chicago... teacher never told her husband Morons in the news Pokemon craze New Grand Theft Auto game causing stir Jeff Bezos faceplant Katy Perry stories Crocs blamed for causing crash into Kum & Go What is 'recession hair'? Woman 'cart shamed' at Walmart What is 'pocket watching'? MJ and Coach Dungy Tampa Bay Gone Crazy... woman ran over girlfriend of estranged husband Audio - fake witness from fishing charter incident Audio - Are fake Indeed interviews making people disappear? Joann's bankruptcy sale Tax Day (usually) "The Breakfast Club" reunion Is guy the AH for wanting his rich girlfriend to purchase her own engagement ring? Stevie Nicks added new tour dates... Michelle wants to go How to tell when someone is using ChatGPT to do their writing Food that is good for your blood pressure Woman addicted to eating tea leaves Eyelash shedding season Disneyland naked Canadian guy on drugs Panama City Beach might not be the spring break place to go Pennsylvania governor's home set on fire Woman pulled over on way to own wedding

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ and Michelle missed a concert in The Villages Morons in the news What did Fester break? 100 over the speed limit, DUI Fester's BBQ trophies from the weekend Will Ferrell in Paypal ad... would that be a federal violation? What do you do with new clothes? Food warning... Celery MJ and Michelle relationship alert... over movies Katy Perry is headed to space! Canadian journalist has off-color comment hurled her way... by an 8- or 9-year-old Do men prefer pouty/puffy lips or natural lips? You can turn yourself into an action figure MJ's experiment... talking to the dogs on the radio Something disturbing that MJ read about marriages linked to dementia Getting closer to today's launch Is this really a guy's real name? MJ crossed paths with Tony Dungy Launch coverage of Blue Origin New Shepard

On today's MJ Morning Show: Backlash over 'ring on finger' photo A foster child traded for a monkey Morons in the news Pop-Tarts... the Walmart version Bath & Body Works scent plug-in caused damage Flight turns around on route to Italy over unruly passenger A live chicken brought to showing of "A Minecraft Movie" A what point does low battery cause panic to set in Bill in state house over hand-held phones while driving Prada buying Versace Why do people want Katy Perry to die in space? What drink order puts bartenders on high alert What's the only airline that allows airline attendants drink on flights An assistant principal makes inappropriate behavior with 13-year-old student, makes him massage her feet Update: Weezer's bassist's wife arrested for attempted murder Nicki Minaj victim of swatting Publisher's Clearing House files for bankruptcy Masters Tournament.. Story about MJ turning down endorsement Amazon CEO says the days of cheap stuff is over Weight loss meds are hurting traditional weight-loss centers CEO and family on fateful helicopter flight in NYC Bill Belichick's girlfriend entering Miss Maine pageant 4-year-old found wandering around Arby's drive thru in Clearwater

On today's MJ Morning Show: Co-worker looked nude in the hallway Jimmy Hoffa's final location Nearly 200 cows missing Morons in the news 'Gas Friend' Scam 'A Minecraft Movie' moviegoers are damaging theaters How do you know if she's just not that into you MJ's Instagram - Photo of finger MJ's Instagram - 'Steal My Car' video Hawk attacks Weezer's bass player's wife arrested Local spelling bee lawsuit Crazy birthday party demands A cancer patient who doesn't care runs up credit card Two recall stories MJ got a couple of DM's on IG about Michelle Pinellas chase and police-involved shooting Customers try to get out of bill by putting glass in food Would you use this 'smart' toothbrush? Brown rice has more arsenic than white rice Found lottery tickets win $50,000 Bill Gates is only giving his kids a "small" percentage of his estate Harvey Weinstein is taking sides Charlie Sheen's daughter makes a lot off OnlyFans, but her car got repo'd Lebron James is getting his own 'Barbie' doll

On today's MJ Morning Show: Another Publix customer won big from Florida Lottery A grandmother tried to get tickets to Lion King, but ended up needing help from Behnken Morons in the news Thailand restaurant offers 'skinny discount' if you can squeeze through gates Teens gone bad Guy standing outside the office barefoot Surprise song for Michelle Road rage guy who threw bottle charged Ways people are saving money Trader Joe's tote bag listed for ridiculous prices online Fester got a deal on a smoker, but not the deal he'd hoped Michael Jackson look-a-like picture on MJ Morning Show Facebook page Chris from Kojak's Ribs says their building was shot Old Navy sent woman wrong order, makes her jump through hoops to send back Celebrity's house for sale, has gold-plated toilet Beware of fake JOANN's websites Tiktok video touts DIY facelift with office supplies Tree fell on a car in traffic, caught on surveillance camera Woman rented a car through Turo... car got repo'd Olive Garden out, Texas Roadhouse in as #1 fast casual South Tampa peeping Tom arrested Ryan Seacrest hurt in cheese wheel chase

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's IG - Video about carbon monoxide detector Morons in the news Emergency food kits This grosses MJ out when people eat A new shirt for Fester Shout to listener Gators win national championship Micro cheating At what age do women become serious about their health Update on fishing charter captain A capella cantor sings Duran Duran Driver clocked up to 140 mph in chase MJ movie recommendation... "Red Rooms" Teen choked by McDonald's employee How many times can you swallow in 30 seconds Economy talk from MJ... sorta.... Woman groped on flight Sodas from Rocket Fizz Woman gets creepy texts from gym employee Detroit Tigers exec quits over texts Madonna and Elton John bury the hatchet Diddy accuser is using her real name Minecraft movie made more in its first weekend than originally reported

On today's MJ Morning Show: Story: Dunedin lawn fine tops $30,000 as viewed from New York publication Morons in the news Recall: Cheddar brats Wedding nightmare over David's Bridal dress Blue Angels in Lakeland and MJ's flight story Captain arrested over boarding of boat in viral video Hadley on Minecraft movie over the weekend Fester-The crazy cost of going to see a movie Tampa Bay Gone Crazy: Outlaw biker shoots at car; road rage involving Honda CRX; Woman crashes car in St Pete, flees with kids; a guy threw urine on an employee of floor and molding store; 45-year-old man charged with battery over not getting a refill at a children's lemonade stand Man crushed grandmother over child custody exchange NCAA Women's championship $800 baby carrier? Cops who have been trolled by content creators SNL 'Weekend Update' NY delivery driver dropped pizza... Wade from 2 College Brothers Fyre Fest 2 is happening... or it's not... Ice cream warning Costco food court switching sodas Guy discovered he had been switched at birth MJ has two movie recommendations

On today's MJ Morning Show: Morons in the news Peeping Tom caught on camera Hot teacher accused of relations with student Angry listener Don't bath a baby in a kitchen sink If you drop something in the car, don't try to pick it up while driving Woman answers questions on video... mostly correctly! Fisherman verbally attacked by charter captain Hubby has fun wandering store with upside-down pineapple Stalker threatens to bomb SNL Carbon monoxide danger Ford announces employee pricing NCAA Final 4 Weight loss med side effects Worst grandmother ever? Gen Z singles looking for dates who can help with their taxes Bro Elderly couple released from Mexican prison Touch me one more time and... Tattoo on forehead... Radio bit gone wrong? Delta airline attendant says wrong thing to a passenger who wasn't paying attention to the safety speech Diner robbed Fake Paypal scammed woman out of $$$

On today's MJ Morning Show: More adults are buying toys than kids Video of plane bouncing at TPA Morons in the news Tips for why you should brush before breakfast Suction cup warning Katy Perry's message about her upcoming rocket flight Woman has issue with magnetic lock on gas station bathroom door Woman asks 'Dear Abby' about avoiding dinner at friend's home Why are people getting 'ghosted'? Woman left message on wrong phone number Voice mail message warning of legal action Don't try this in traffic with a truck Wendy's bathroom cell phone policy Talking to Sheriff Grady Judd Maury Povich and Connie Chung still at it... Mary Kate Cornett talks about the rumor that is affecting her life Jennifer James of Mind Over Matter Of Hillsborough Psychic Vanga's 2025 predictions A woman stole thousands during a tarot reading Guest - Bill Kimberlin, dr. of psychology, familiar with death row inmates, brought in sketches $690 flip flops Tiktok deadline coming

On today's MJ Morning Show: RIP Val Kilmer Morons in the news College rejection depression New season - "White Lotus" Women College Basketball Final 4, local YMCA court Tiktok challenge - Drop something heavy on your foot Wedding A-B-C list Creepiest gift ever MJ Fuming, shopping for better gas prices What's causing throat cancer Julian's deodorant April Fool's Day joke in St. Pete for baseball stadium property Dating app - Tribal... won't show image for 72 hours Woman ripped tag off $14.99 jeans in Goodwill, claimed they came from $1.99 rack Customer exposed himself on way through Dunkin drive thru Front plate requirement pulled from bill Woman arrested for holding boys from fishing in pond near property About half of Gen Z'ers don't want to return to work so they can do this... Women are paying up to $20,000 for rib removal Which fast food establishments are the most accurate in their service Woman donates jacket... forgets winning lottery ticket in pocket Man arrested trying to leave country with gold stolen from Hillsborough County Woman upset that someone braided her hair while sleeping on a long flight Deion Sander's son owes a LOT on his Mercedes OJ's bible sold at auction John Cena apparently had skin cancer

On today's MJ Morning Show: Airline attendant warns to lock up your toothbrush in a hotel Morons in the news 6'4" female employee fired from Walmart A $6,000 Buc-ees toy beaver? Fitness influencer makes Saratoga Springs water go viral 67-year-old woman survives car crash, dies in well Gen Z employees are never at their desk Gen Z's aren't taking leftovers home from restaurants Florida woman charged with felony battery with a conch shell Station House BBQ wins 'best Cuban sandwich' at Cuban Sandwich Festival Footlocker brings corporate HQ to Pinellas County Polk County school principal accused of skip-scanning at Wal-Mart Station House BBQ owner Allison Fonseca called in MJ driving on fumes IG post Woman turns down coffee meet-up as a cheap date FAA tower fight ends in arrest Kanye does interview dressed in KKK style outfit, says he didn't want kids so early with Kim 'Coyote VS. Acme' movie finally getting a release Jeffrey Epstein accuser says she has 4 days to live Elon Musk's baby-mama (maybe, one of them...) is upset he's cutting child support Children's jewelry-making kit recalled Missing police officer scam Carbon monoxide deaths 8 foods for brain health according to a neurologist 7-Eleven shooting in Tampa Basketball Final 4 this weekend Jane Doe vs Diddy Airplane data may be kept secret by request by FAA Images and videos from Gene Hackman sealed by judge

On today's MJ Morning Show: Lottery winners anger Fester Dog-Mom story Morons in the news Odds of being abducted by aliens MJ got a round tuit Women trying to look like WAGS Artificial sweetener makes you hungrier This food may be better for you than you realize MJ's IG video... fire alarm at his hotel MJ got called aside for 'supplemental screening' Scientists say sex before bed helps sleep through the night Peter Cofield's cousin messaged MJ Linda Hogan still having problems with her family Ice cream brand that doesn't call it's product 'ice cream' anymore Woman used surveillance camera to catch guy putting glue in her drink Morgan Wallen on SNL Bryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue told the story of his team's trip to Haiti Tampa Bay Rays fans chanted 'sell the team' during the game Man leaves jugs of urine all over tone Arrest made after bachelorette beaten during her party A plane hit a kite on landing approach Don't attack Teslas Nationwide scam using the police

On today's MJ Morning Show: Can a massage gun cause a stroke? Morons in the news Customers hand a note to a server Parents use toddler as tool to get stuff from shelf in a store Fester's family at the Lightning game Student threatens shooting at Plant High School Mega Millions change coming MJ's IRS issue Tantrum parties Instacart delivery... someone may have 'gone' on the groceries Passenger who had another passenger throw up on her not getting satisfaction from Delta Strange method of tipping on a cruise A couple of messages from listeners Are designer bags a good investment? Ridiculous prices of concerts and and Broadway shows Thrift shops in Brooksville Things NOT to do in bed Grand parents in a Mexican prison over timeshare Worst bachelorette party Woman's new countertops have a strange image A woman purchased a Toyota Camry and is paying a LOT for it Who led the way for singer Jennifer Lopez? Would George Steinbrenner have been happy about letting the Rays use his stadium? Gene Hackman and his wife's body's have not yet been claimed Harbor Island ranked as one of the best places to live Lakeland area has the highest rate of foreclosures

On today's MJ Morning Show: Sad radio story Morons in the news Bugout bags w/calls Disney lawsuit How do you eat spaghetti w/calls Elisabeth Moss's underwear Lady who sits on cakes Woman has a hack to know if her husband is cleaning 21-year-old son has a way to get back at his father Zoo president's finger bitten by chimp Passenger lost a phone on a flight forcing a u-turn Maryland Terps graduation commencement speech to be given by a Muppet Crazed naked woman at Dallas/Ft. Worth Airport A serial groper Here's why you don't need to wash gym clothes after each use New dating term - "Floodlighting" Bezos wedding list and price of the hotel stay There really was a 'monster' under the bed Who was the first to popularize 'raw dogging' on flights Top 10 deadliest U.S. national parks Panda Express showing more shrinkflation Be sure to book your flight to the correct destination NJ apartment complex built on an old mine shaft Dave Grohl's wife makes a decision "Rust" trailer released

On today's MJ Morning Show: Most dangerous beaches Morons in the news When is it too long between purchase and return? Falling asleep with socks on Relay race baton assault and battery UCF hazing MJ & Michelle's domestic rules Gaslighting's common phrases Scammers using Longhorn Steakhouse Listener angry over MJ's movie recommendation Spring breakers on Clearwater Beach can't answer simple civics questions Spring break destination has a warning Musician diagnosed with brain damage from years ago TikTok challenge that is making travelers late for flights Disney's live-action 'Snow White' flop 23&Me's website couldn't handle the volume of users trying to delete data Gen Z's and Millenials are spending all their money on pricey concerts Unruly passenger swallowed rosary beads on a flight A free bouquet at Trader Joe's that wasn't so free Dentist visit prompted a second opinion Uber pulled over with passenger in back recording driver telling officer he has no license Recall on golf carts... plus a classic 'Crotchety' Erin Andrews on vacation with Taylor and Travis Harvey Weinstein upset his birthday wasn't recognized in prison Luigi Mangione wants a laptop in jail Conan O'Brien will be back for Oscars next year Hasselhoff's wife's death ruled a suicide Would you pay to be Gene Simmons' roadie?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Super Bowl champ admits to using cocaine before a game Crazy Lyft drivers story Morons in the news Woman threw fruit at boyfriend Wearing a monitor to check alcohol levels 3 teens attack mom over internet access Katy Perry rumor News report on bridges... he said what? Guy in motorized wheelchair caught eating food he didn't pay for in store 5 worst fast-foods for your health MJ never heard of a bar doing this Car drove through Carmax in California Davis Islands... stinks? College tourney NCAA asks you not to harass their players if you lost your bet Fester's video from a park posted on MJ's IG Experts say to never cook this in an air fryer 23&Me bankruptcy... CA Gov. says to delete your data A DNA test shocked a mom of two Overturned truck on 275 median The dog was too big for the carrier for a flight A flight was diverted because a passenger kept playing with a lighter OnlyFans model charged in death of a client Airlines can save hundreds of millions by doing this Carful with hitchhikers Fake meat disappearing from restaurants Tesla... don't be that guy Pastor Paula White-Cain asking for $1,000 contributions Visible supernova coming soon, but we don't know when

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's video Morons in the news Karaoke story and challenge Signs you're a difficult person to get along with Internet story hoax Car makers changing gear shifts Chubby filter removed? "Bro-celets" New hotspot for 1st dates Michelle loves March Madness Marijuana smokers have higher chance of heart attack than non-marijuana smokers RIP George Forman Pink Pony fire Guy arrestred for stealing lap dances Diamonds all finally recovered two weeks later Fire at Epcot Fake Mickey in Naples, Italy Howard Frankland Bridge opening new lanes in new span soon Southwest Air flight stopped trying to take off on taxiway intead of runway Passenger pulled from bathroom on flight by pilot files lawsuit

On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show: People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words TPA - Fewer guns found by TSA Morons in the news Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story Ugly Babies Increase In Aggressive Driving Suspicious Baby Looks Like Her 'Work Husband' 28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet Pot smoking no worse than wine News Reporter Harley Quinn Frankie's Bikinis Turmoil Fester Tried To Smuggle Coral Ear Buds While Working Do You Smell Like Marijuana Hadley wants her money I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant Women Attracted To Men Who Mumble

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show Airdrop On Southwest Air Chloe Crazy Uber Story Morons in the news Excuses to get out of work (with calls) GPS Tracker Creep A DUI With A .523 BAL? Discontinued stuff you miss Where do men rank themselves Employees Don't Know Where Stuff Is In Stores Love Rat Investigator Sex Robots Chocolate Cake Or Yellow Cake Mayo In Coffee $43 Wedding Dress Woman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name Fester missed a spot shaving Tesla Horn

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Miami Stripper Robs Patron Of $62,000 Reply-All Story Screaming Mothers Morons in the News Cackle at Restaurant Gen Z'er Calls Billy Joel Song 'Sinister' Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls World's Safest Airlines Fester's Cruise Divorce Registry MJ's Cucumber Story Nomophobia w/calls Avoid supermarkets that do this Crotchety - Carpet Cleaner Black-Eyed Peas Ripping Off 80's Songs Nicknames W/Calls MJ still never confessed to crime Don't Bring This On A Roller Coaster Woman spikes friends' drinks Most lost items in Ubers

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Fester crashed at Off Lease Only Squatter story from hell Morons in the news Science says people can't effectively multitask Mayor Castor Catches Square Grouper 11 Drinks that are Red Flags for Bartenders Gen Z Emoji’s Moving out of a haunted house w/calls Worst Dog Breed For Families Ever tried pet's food? Calming 80's Music Foreign Objects Found In People's Butts Fester biggest BS'er Dilemma - Man Torn Between Two Women Study - Nose picking leads to Alzheimer’s McDonalds Workers Want You To Stop Doing These Texas Roadhouse Rolls Are you a psychopath? Stop Using These Phrases At Work

On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show: Lightning strikes truck while on camera MJ Instagram Comments Morons in the news Americans-4 good underwear/shift in Starbuck's policy Deputy crashed while watching porn on phone Clown Prank Gone Wrong Shorty Shane & O'Keefes Radio Theater - Doritos Hints At A Shape Change Bad signs at a job interview Throning - Dating up Sticker Schmucks What's A 4-Fer Fester's New Word MJ Grabs things from the street Nicolas Cage I.D. Never Use This In A Hotel Room Sandwiches that have gone away List: 10 Cringeworthy Words/Phrases To Eliminate MJ Says Men Should Not Wear Sandals Worst Son Ever

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:6 Signs You’re A Borderline Alcoholic People Hate Their Jobs Morons in the news MJ Defrauded By His Kids Name That Stain MJ almost set home on fire... twice Ambien Stories Name Change for a 9-year-old Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks School dress code w/calls Sleep in separate beds Patient has ribs removed and keeps them Died in a restaurant Dentist - Which drinks stain teeth most MJ screws up Loni Anderson What wouldn't you want to find in your new home Who Says 'I Love You' First

On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Don't Order This On A Flight People keep getting hit by trains Morons In The News Weird Florida Place Names Golf Cart On I-95 Michelle's Hairdresser Fired Hairdresser Naming Newborns After Brand Name Drugs Tramp Stamps are back Creepy Airbnb Stories Allyson Grand Theft Test Drive Man reads names wrong MJ Thought Ambulance Rides Were Free Jet pack flyer The maintenance key set Fester's Crazy RV deal Who controls the window shade on a flight? Armless man giving massages

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: 1/2 Of Men Say They Can Do This, Experts Say No Airplane Passenger Caught Between Two Big People Morons in the News Positive Phrases American's Hate Babysitter Of The Month - Blackout Drunk Worst first dates Contractors High On The Workside Creepy Guy Takes Information From Dog Collar Gen Z Chloe explains phrases Fester Flips Out On MJ's Story Games On Fester's Phone Shaq's endorsement Sleep Method - Walk Through Someone's House Skillet Story Fester's phone set to DND

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: MJ in trouble with Michelle Would You Buy Used Yoga Pants? Morons In The News Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old Is it ok to be upset with someone who does you a favor? Destination Weddings Pretty Privilege MJ sees drivers on phone Love Is Blind Karen Calls Rudest things you can do in someone else's house Hooters Waitress's Tips Cheesiest rock ballads Julian Drove Fester's Car Things people leave behind in tanning salons Naked Miami Gym Guy Weird Things In Food