MJ Morning Show on Q105

On today's MJ Morning Show:Former Buccaneer arrested (Who???)Morons in the newsGuy in a Corvette arrested with stolen pills hidden somewhere on his person"Side ride" waitress blackmailed guy 67-year-old arrested for possession of cocaine, but it's how it was discoveredMystery package sent to MJ Morning ShowUncrustable lawsuitDo you tip the OWNER of a business?The buttsniffer is backLionel Richie checked into a hospital after a showA.I. generated songs about the California buttsnifferOreo-gateMJ InstagramResidents from Cobalt Apartments in Wesley Chapel can't retreive their belongingsCaught speeding in a Sarasota school zone 4 timesMichelle's Japanese plannerArgument at Subway over a toasting a sandwishThe 'Girl Grip'Argument over enchiladas ends in someone shot in New MexicoWho's new on OnlyFans? Donna Mills?Man arrested for exposing himself in a St. Petersburg park says he was creating OnlyFans contentArrested for cutting down a tree at a Venice crash memorialHead teacher in Nepal rescued hundreds of studentsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Eagles in CaliforniaNY BigfootEx-Barclays boss denies Epstein-related accusationsMorons in the newsWoman stuck with payments on stolen car she had purchased from dealerPeople are using less of thisMJ InstagramCanal St. in NYC raid on sellers of counterfeit bagsBartender suggests fa-JIE-tasE-mail - recommendation for carbon monoxide detectorsGuy walks out on date who wanted him to pay for her nail salonHow dangerous are 'Claw clips'?Michelle wants to learn to....Reddit - Tampa International Airport - Terminal C Starbucks PSAHow fast did the Nepal disasaster take?Clearwater woman charged after breastfeeding while drunkMJ wants to know why a chopper was flying overhead this morning2 Georgia women charged with fraudHVAC tech kicked a dog, caught on cameraA father tripped a 9-year-old football player on the field during a gameDog owner wanted dog on a hot surfaceBryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue on the Nepal situationSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Hotel went out of business while guests on a hikeMorons in the newsMayor Castor on the City Council's vote for Ray's stadiumFirst the penny, is the nickel next?Microbiologist says eating while using keyboard is not goodUpdate: Emergency landing for sick pilotDear Flabby - Found something (maybe drugs?)Truckful of cheese puffs in a crashGeneral Mills breakfast cereals soon to have natural coloringsMan makes 'hideous' Hawai'ian shirt to throw off surveillance camerasToilet paper prices could go up... how many rolls are being used per person?Woman dreamt a mouse was trying to get into her mouth, woke up to a batSteak & Shake employee arrested for indecent exposureWildwood hardware store being sued New word popping up all over... 'Flex'A guy threw a fit at a gas station over cutting in lineIs dumpster diving legal at Harbor Freight?Burger King CEO said this item sucked, now they're fixing itTropical Storm Dolly - a call to Denis PhillipsClassic Crotchety - The Hearing AidClassic Crotchety - The ShredderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester eating during show... Hard-boiled eggsMorons in the newsThief stories: Fedex employee, mail carrierHemorrhoids and sleep "Grand Theft Auto" leakGen Z's are most suspicious of others peopleUber Eats 4am delivery of a can of Coke. We took lots of calls.Text from listener about a local Dolly Parton encounterUncomfortable birthday celebration cake at a restaurantWoman peels her onion's bad layers to cost less at the registerCaller loves "Tires"Call to Michelle in NYList: Have you done these?DUI in car at the pickup lineFollow-up: Royal Band plays Dolly Parton songWhat's Aug-tober?Walmart customer says he shouldn't have to pay for cough medicine because he's sickToilet paper prices expected to surge?Meta settlementBodycam audio of Jed York arrestDelta Pilot radios in for emergency landing because he's sickChris Hansen still hasn't seen movie "Primetime"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Michelle needs to leave earlyRutgers University employee busted for upskirt videosMorons in the newsA guy used ChatGPT to tell how he was going to kill is ex girlfriend"Basement girls" of sororities Fester and his Walmart store brand diet Dr. Pepper MJ is angry about the new leasing company managing his daughter's apartmentJalepenos from Mexico now causing problemsDolly Parton RIPA guy found $30 in a Walmart, didn't return it and police put out his imageDetained in a Walmart over steak she didn't pay for (though she did)AITAH - Guy cut a date early because she deleted songs from his playlistMurialist Cam Parker, painted Dolly Parton mural in TampaJed York updateThe Chucky guy from Philly has been caught across the countryMax got his gift from JapanNew Ali G movie trailerCoyote vs Acme comes out this weekendTarget pulled insanely racist Halloween costumeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester & Michelle discuss salonDon't expect privacy when filmed in public Morons in the newsMJ on Facebook MarketplaceNiece of Scientology leader speaks outClearwater business employee allegedly embezzles over $2 millionChris Hansen movie "Primetime" screening"Scromiting"Electronic shock glovesNot on a stranger's car to get videoMJ's new headphonesTPA changed mind about ditching TSA for private companyOwner of SF 49ers caught in prostitution stingBreakfast mistsake not to make over 40 years oldAmerica's vegetableMJ's mom has a chart for mail deliveryTeen attacked on Palm Harbor golf course over slow playBest and worst drivers by car brandShopping in a thrift store, finding a swimsuit with a little extraMichelle binge watched "Tires"Pilot error... with the microphoneCoffee drinking affects testosterone levelsMeghan and Harry newsSpider Man vs Titanic at the global box officeKanye West won't play Russia after allTaylor Sheridan accused ot stealing "Yellowstone" conceptPower out at MJ's homeOnlyFans model wants to donate to teachers' wishlistsOnlyfans model headed to prison over tax evasion (not the same model)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Why was Fester late today?Lane KiffinMorons in the newsMJ's ride-along in Ft. PierceMJ wants to return broccolini from Trader Sam'sGoogle bought Spirit Airlines' dataMJ opens a package from a listenerFester went solo to a thrift shop... his purchase led to the quesion - did he pull a scam or not?Drinking at work (non-alcoholic)16-year-old fled traffic stop, crashed her mom's carSign in restaurant window about tippingRays' stadium deal coming closeMJ getting a BrazilianListener met MJ's DopplegangerAMEX - Instagram videosCaught washing feet in a sink at Dunkin24-hour American diners are disappearingA guy crushed his buddy's head with a landscaping grapplerBret Michaels cancels shows for health reasonsLaptop fire on a flightWorkman's Comp convention is apparently huge and crazyBurlington store roof collapseMatt Damon photobombed InstagramSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:We have 4 species of aliens?Morons and more morons in the newsFester's video taunting MJ in the Howard Frankland Bridge express laneA teacher explains the 'fart corner'MJ's dishwasherDear Flabby from a frustrated husbandChloe's billsAn Amazon drone drops a package into a poolErroneous deliveries from AmazonAisle rusher on a flight tells passengers not to be racist, let the black people off first (Him!)MJ to host Voodoo Chef charity eventHayden Panettiere updateGrillsmtih contestLargo High School frosted the mirrors in the students' restroomsDesigner wants to provide clothes for Mangione's trialWoman hacks boyfriend's van with an axe for cheatingWesley Chapel apartment complex up in flames, caused possibly a lightning strikeBeing trapped upside-down on a roller coaster pays offChucky-masked guy in Philly identifiedSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Disney storiesMorons in the newsRecalls from PublixDreaming these dreams can drain your energyPalmetto berry theftsFester won his appealMJ's IG VideoDid you listen to the 'Best Of' shows? We took calls.Bluetooth speaker stolen from truck bed found by ownerChloe's birthdayPenn State drug busts updateHayden Panettiere updateRob Thomas nearly killed a bandmate on stageNew movie about Chris HansenRobin Williams' kids restarting his social media to combat A.I. Jonathan Cain says there will be a Journey reunion at end of tourBarbie newsMJ's electronic revivalZZTop's Frank Beard RIPNational Radio DayColumbia House is shutting down... in other news, there is still a Columbia HousePhiladelphia Chucky guyAttack at Home Depot with a hatchetClimbers frozen in glacier found 34 years laterLake Mead is so low, more bodies were foundSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Whose truck in in our parking lot?Morons in the newsPenn State cocaine bustUSA Today's list of top party schoolsTony Romo TV contractMJ's Canada problemGen Alpha has a new insultDeepfake nudesFollow-up: Guy turned away from Meat MarketFester's 'Big Brother' updateMJ's FICOPublix is changing their express lanesCelebrity news: Tom Holland's Spiderman payday, Robert Downey, Jr.Spiderman's "MJ"Baker Mayfield's statement about the upcoming seasonPopular hair mousse recallCrazy potenetial cause of increase in car accidentsCan TSA spot the 'knife ring'?Kids headed back to school - host families are needed for international studentsPregnant Wildwood woman goes on rampage while coloring her hairFace off: hatchet vs macheteMan attacks neighbor with poopCelebrity news: Perez HiltonGuy who relieved himself on Morgan Wallen concert-goers finally arrestedHayden PanettiereSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Mystery trucksHow to diagnose a problem if you work for ToyotaMorons in the newsHaunted segmentMJ got a baseball card in the mailConficated in CanadaFester's daughter's electiveSchool districts have fewer students enrolledBan on smart glasses at schoolMom arrested for allowing her autistic daughter to drive car to 7/11Lakeside Inn, Mt. DoraTolls begin on Howard Frankland express lanes this weekendShank ringMJ's knife demonstrationListener IG DMPlaces selling pumpkin spice without real ingredientsGifts from JapanHayden Panettiere updateOpening statements in Tupac murder trialNew Guinness record for most tickets sold on a comedy tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A.I.- Financial bubble? And a novelist lost a book deal.Morons in the newsMore morons... money stolen from a soccer teamChloe went to yesterday's Rays' gameMJ was assaulted on a flightMovie theater orderly exitWas this fart on a Walmart P.A.?Brazilian... does no hair mean a louder fart?News Report Stuff: Good Day Detroit... did the anchor really ask that?More News Report Stuff: Did a traffic reporter say it or not after seeing a crash on live TVLocal urban legend... Was Tom Cruise turned away from Meat Market over dress code?MJ had to buy new luggage in Japan because he bought so much stuffTampa is 2nd most pet friendly city in AmericaFlorida kids drove eBikes through a Target store19-year-old arrested in St. Pete, accused of sex in the bathroom A visit from ChloeSouth Dakota high school soccer game fightWaymos coming to St. PeteRays are announcing company that will manage building of new stadiumNews "Spiderman" film joins $2 billion clubPurse from "Golden Girls" sold at auctionCindy Crawford excorcist for daughterLinda Blair story from her studio visitHayden PanettiereBrad Pitt's interview with "Esquire" Superspeeder in Florida's reason for speedingSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Police laser - MJ ridealong Bigfoot Sighting By A Marine Morons in the newsClassic Crotchety - Vacuum Of DoomWalmart Challege Arrest In Florida Repo Guy Takes Car & 4 Year Old Inside Mysterious burn marks in cars What's The 'Walmart Freeze'Best time to text after a first date Have You Witnessed Something You Shouldn't Have MJ & Michelle - Meghan & Harry - Hair In SaladMJMS's OCD Callers Important: How You Should Wake Up What Is Micro Cheating? 6 Foods Guy Fieri Won't EatList-10 Cringeworthy Words/Phrases To Eliminate 9 Signs You're A Difficult Person To Get Along WithWoman Claims This Place Caused Her Hair Loss See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:What's A "Thought Trap"? MJ Attacked At His Parent's House Morons In The NewsCancelled Celeb Reality Show On E!Woman Won't Train Replacement Hotels removing restroom doors Green & Red Flags While Dating Mother Names Daughter Tequila What Would YOU Do At Work If You Wouldn't Get Fired Sending Embarrassing Text MessagesDeputy crashed while watching porn on phone Gender Reveals Gone Wrong Classic Crotchety - Hair Club What Is The 'Gen Z Stare'? Advice: What Shouldn't You Use In A Hotel 8 Foods For Brain Health Parents Needing To Ask Permission Worst Dog Breed For Families See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:MJ's Elbow Pain Michelle's Rules Before Bed Warning There's A Website That Shows Unprotected Cameras Morons in the newsPeople Are Getting Pets Instead Of Spouses Or Kids People keep getting hit by trains Listener confessions - Pet Peeves Listeners' AirTag encounters Bartender scammed by luxury bags Fester lost his jury summons What should never have been invented MJ messed up his computer New guy in management, but joke is on Fester USF Writer's List OF Restaurants Woodchipper Story Important - How you should wake up See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Grandmother Held 5 Months For Something She Didn't Do16 Habits To Give Up To Be Happy In Later YearsMorons in the NewsDriving Company Vehicles RecklesslyGuy Placed Tracker On Woman's CareBike Kids Are Total MenaceDear Flabby - Did Fester Really Say It On Air?MJ Explains BeefMJ's Mom's Car Is Missing A PartTiktok Challenge Drop Something Heavy On Your FootHave You Ever Lied On A Resume Or Know Someone Who DidFester Befriends A Killer PsychologistLawyer Arrested In Buffet LineHardware Stories In The NewsNetflix Revealed New Live-Action Scooby-DooNew Car Feature - People Are ConcernedFacebook Marketplace WarningFrench Fries Are Good For YouSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Internet's Worst Baby Names Ordering Online - Do You Pay For Shipping Insurance Morons in the newsMJ Was Once Banned From AMC Theatres Who Would Win? Fast Food Mascots in A Cage Match Wrapping Key Fobs MJ's dilemma on a plane Fired for something spectacular Will MJ go to jail for this?Classic Crotchety - Jungle LandServer picked up glass by rim Fester's friend's baby name Woman beg men not to wear these Be careful with lithium ion batteries Scammers In Store Parking Lots With Credit Card Readers See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Dentist Driving With Laughing Gas Arrested In A Dalmation Onesie 9 Things You Should Keep To Yourself Morons in the newsRefrigerator On The Howard Frankland Shoppers, What Is The Most Returned colorMJ Can't Do This Giveaway Today10 Things Restaurant employees know that customers don'tDon't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks Do You Put Your Dogs Poop In Neighbor's Trash Dear Flabby: Did a neighbor go to far?Are these parents irresponsible? They left a baby in the hotel room while they went to the barCheeseburger Incident At MJ's Hous Ways People Are Trying To Save Mon Tattoo on a 9-year-oldCharged For Bumper Sticker Classic Crotchety - Stuck in the frozen food sectionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best of The MJ Morning Show:Surcharge for credit cards1 in 3 are embarrassed by their carMorons in the newsChloe's dent, how many UHauls get stolenMJ presents Hadley's Factual FactsCheating husband caught by accidentScam costs restaraunts thousandsHow to ruin your wedding day with one sentenceBetter sex man who criesScary loan co-signer storiesThroning - Dating upMichelle's crazy landing experience at TPAExperts say not to give this snack to kidsWhat are women attracted to in menBomb threat hotspot name on planeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Most commonly stolen items from hotelsCreep-O-Meter - Age difference in datingMorons in the newsFester's run-in with FHPFlying superstitions$50 painting actually a Van GoghSticker schmucks64% say they've had nightmares about workTampa Bay gone crazyYelling at cops is protected speechWhen do you worry about your phone's power?Car dealer carjacks a customerHorrible supermarket shoppersMJ hates this style of foodLocal tow truck driver steals carWhy should you do this to new clothes?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When cops (of FBI) Raid a house, who pays for the damages?What was found in the mystery safe?Morons in The NewsWhat do Employees Steal From WorkRidiculous Baby NamesDear Flabby - Listener Has Overly Generous Co-WorkerThe First Date BrickSade Arrested, MJ Called the CourthouseWoman Sues Cruise Line After 14 Tequila ShotsClassic Crotchedy - The Carpet StoreMen's/Women's Names That Are Turn-OffsTravelers Fake Designer MerchandiseCelebrities Who've Gone BrokeHalf of Americans Carry Spare UnderwearWho Falls In Love First, Men or Women?U of Tampa Student Drinking Game in ClassWhy Should You Do This With New ClothesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning ShowPeople Wearing Clothing With Curse WordsLove Rat Investigator Pooping Is Good For Your BrainMorons in the newsSteaks From A Parking Lot Dietitians Say Stop Eating These FoodsHotel Fee For Stained Towels And Sheets28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet 2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BALDid this mother's punishment go to farWoman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name Plaid Verification Notice Sandwiches that have gone away 2 Teacher Of The Year CandidatesFester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex First?America's Favorite MovieHR Wants Proof Of Father DyingHow Fester Got Free Food For A YEAR No Inheritance For My Idiot KidsThree Foods Banned In Other Countries Fester Cuffed In Michigan StorySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:MJ: Instagram commentsBucket List - Illegal stuff to doMorons in the newsSome people are addicted to lip balmNeedoh toys... the annoying trendDear Flabby: Single man looking for loveLottery winner used license plate on car that cut him offTan lines are a turn-on for someWha's the latest social trendPowerball winner arrested in St. PeteCrotchety ElevatorCollecting JellycatsGen Z's don't know how to change a light bulbYou don't always look your best at work5 hour personSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Be careful with lithium batteriesCrazy moving day confessionsMorons in the newsWedding traditions that are outdatedSpecialty plate situation in FloridaDon't drink water on planesProfessor sends letter about Fester's healthMJ fraud againWhat do you know about redheadsWould you sail on the Titanic 2?Traits of people who hold doors for strangersHow can you tell she's just not into you?MJ's kleptomaniac listenersFester's story: The swinger at the podiatrist's officePineapple in eggsConcert economicsStuff Goodwill won't takeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Why is Fester so late?A missle on Mars?Morons in the newsMcDonald's lawsuitCracker Barrel CEO resigns$800 Million Powerball winner in FloridaMJ's latest scam e-mail and textDear Flabby: When you find this on a pile of mail, don't touch it Woman on cruise scratched foot using a forkSinger walked off stage after 3 songsDelivery is being used more by younger generations"Strategic wrinkles'"Ferritin face" low levels of a mineral Why are American's purchasing 40% less produce?A blind man buys a car...Note left on a woman's carA visit from a local 'toddler of the year' candidateMega Millions winning ticket purchased in Bradenton. Listener Matt went in for us to talk to employees.Tony Romo OWI bodycam Sammy Hagar's message to David Lee RothBootleg copy of "The Odyssey" briefly appeared on XSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:NFL chatterMorons in the newsRV and a flame throwerRequest for 'Big Brother' updates from FesterEarthquake in JapanDrunk news radio reporterFester's Hadley's problem at campMJ IG video of mail truckRoad rageHow long do you sit behind someone in traffic before the 'courtesy honk'?MJ's lizard incidentNBC report on California guy adrift for a month.. what did he say?Fester's SpaceX stockWoody's Car Wash sold to private equityProfessor used trick to find which students used A.I. on testList: Dirtiest stuff in your houseLicense plate: "Set For Life"Powerball is at $800 millionAnother band hit by 'blue dot fever'Fester tries out the new couchRestaurant server spots mole on customer, leaves note to see a doctorSecret Service agent arrested in college hazing incidentMJ Morning Show nominated for Tampa's BestShark Lady holds record for most shark tattoosDNA test showed woman's grandfather is Charles MansonSavannah Guthrie's latest pleaTony Romo was reportedly uncooperative with law enforcement during his OWI arrestSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Morons in the newsHuge egg recallSummer campers took mushroom laced ediblesTrash can lid-sized roll of toilet paperMJ was told there's a BOGO on Kraft Mac & CheeseCelebrity stories: Britney Spears' Mercedes, Tony Romo OWI arrest, Diddy got into a fight in prison, Weird Al turend down a big payday, Bret Michaels' kidney stone, an annoying influencer bothering actors on "The Studio"2 ankle monitors?Seeking,com exposes fraudsInstagram knocking out some videos made with Meta glassesA visit from Tampa Police Chief and soon to be acting Police Chief727 DayGas theftTony Romo OWI - Fake IG videoCook Out in Tempe TerracePhishing text - Tree trimmers... we took callsCrazy situation in a Florida Regal CinemaDelivered Iguana running around Fed ExSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:What story creeps out Michelle?Deli stock scam sentencingMorons in the newsPublix pharmacy story from GeorgiaBeef prices are making people consider something differentAirbnb review leads to photo of guest with someone, not his wifeJ.Lo's kids got into school of choice and scholarships... she's taking flackMJ's IG gas videoBK Whopper guaranteeBayshore creeperGuy who hides cash around Tampa Bay area TSA reminds travelers they may bring hammocks through securityParting StonesTommy Lee claims he and Nikki Sixx injected Jack DanielsBunny found in Egypt LakeHow much is spent on pet dogs?Pregnant woman shamed for binge at In and Out BurgerCall to Julian about Flock camerasLoaner car storySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Top 10 fast-food restaurant friesMorons in the newsFester's SpaceX IPOFear CircusConfrontation with a gunPassed out, car stopped in the middle of 301 in Manatee CountyDay 1 for Robotaxi's in TampaDear Flabby... food tampering to punish office thief?Silent killer hobbiesWhat expression does MJ hate?Teens bringing back undone jeans lookTaco Bell $1 lettuce-free itemFoods least likely to get you sickCelebrity News: Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, J.LoBen Affleck sold AI company for nearly $600 millionDwayne Johnson... king of flops?Collectors are hoping to find a 1-of-a-kind baseball cardCrumbl employee seen doing co-worker's hair in the kitchenNational Vanilla Ice Cream DayManhattan bakery selling $12 croissants... but where are they really made?Mt. Dora monkeyVideo of a "hunched-over" raccoon from SeattleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:How does this happen when roasting marshmallows?Baseball player's serious injury from a foul ballMorons in the newsWe now know why the guy was in the porta-pottyFlock camerasArrest made in St. Pete (Mullet face)... We spoke with Yolanda FernandezIce cream event at the St. Pete Pier this SundayMisgendered by a cop at UCFA 6-figure job, but must retire at 56?Taylor FarmsSUV crashed into a Carrollwood restaurantThrift store find: Wilt Chamberlain's jacketMust purchased ice cream flavorConsuming chili peppers connected to some cancersOrange light in bathroomSquatty Potty shoes?Free colonoscopy! Um, not really.MJ found his glass eye collection "The Odyssey" IMAX seats for $900?Mirada Lagoon... Can Fester sneak in?Instagram account suspended for BabsArrest #2 announced here first!Guy shines laser at Delta landing in BuffaloPeople still grabbing luggage during emergencies.... Flights may find a way to lock overhead storageLargo scam - ppeople pretending to be students raising money for their school athleticsEagle from Big Bear injured and in rehabSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Top reason for speedingMorgan Wallen concertgoers were relieved uponMorons in the newsThe hot water mystery at MJ's houseChloe & Julian's trip to Sweet TomatoesMJ got a missing pet e-mailUpdate: Suspect arrested in case of property damage/landscape lightning thrown 5 cups a day is fine?Grandfather launched by Yellowstone bison speaks outAt a Cubs game, a fan slapped another to get him to stand during the National AnthemLaw enforcement rounded up cruisers in Brevard CountyTom Brady vs Logan PaulContent makers trolling cops19-year-old pulled over for speeding... again... Microsoft cutting more staffObituary for a guy with an unfortunate nameGarage door repair story... be careful not to fall for things like thisBusted in The Villages, shoplifting because distraught?Body wash theftTampa International Airport nixing TSA security for privateSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Taco BellFester's SpaceX sharesMorons in the newsWoman shot 20-year-old invited into home by 13-year-oldLawyer is trying to get out of contract for house he purchasedCyber Truck didn't do so well in an accidentChicken Salad Chick in Brandon has a second drive thruDeputies reveal the most common reason for speeding"The Odyssey" weekend box officePolice called on a guy who wouldn't leave the theatreWaymo charging depot in Town N CountryWhen he tells her he's not ready for a relationshipWorld Cup... Halftime show and final goalDog park song from ProgressiveBrat Pitt at the World Cup? Oh, wait... it's Matt DamonHi speed chase on Howard Frankland Bridge ends in arrestWhere did that hair in Fester's mouth come from?Ted's of Beverly HillsTampa area psychic called on for helpMeredith in studio about the hair in Fester's mouthA scheme set up between a theif and the receipt checker at Sam's ClubMJ says the World Cup trophy is hideousWhat is 'Whimsy-maxxing'?A woman stole power from a neighborShe was getting ready for a cruise not knowing she was pregnantWhen's the best time to visit Trader Joe's (according to TJ employees)Tom Brady vs Logan PaulA woman went nuts at McDonald'sAvocados are reportedly good for heart healthTaco Bell - Taylor Farms may not be to blameSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:White House teleprompter operator relieved of dutyMorons in the newsMore moronsGoth couple engaged in front of corpse flowerThere's a comeback for old audio formats Family sees their pictures in an AirbnbSheriff Chad Chronister on the two deputies who were ambushed and shotSchools being asked not to play football against St. Pete Catholic High SchoolPillsbury recallBig Brother update from FesterLove after lockup in Polk CountyHow much time do you allegedly save by speeding?"Slop face"Review of "The Odyssey"A woman held 10 jobs in 10 yearsTaco Bell's "Explosive D" traced back by the FDAAn 11.99 GPA?Blue Angels low altitude flyover in Pensacola BeachA guy got past security at "The Today Show"Poetry Society of America selects the most beautiful wordNetflix is exploring live TVSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Natural Light's 'Cool Shed'Morons in the news"Nation's Dumbest"Rachael RayMJ can't read his own writing, or doesn't remember what it meant"Bailey the Intern's" car scrape sagaMJ's U-Haul sagaPole dancer hits sprinklerListener Colleen lost her Crotchety CD'sGoing to see 'Odyssey'Caller with a West Point dorm sprinkler storySenator Schumer's fartLicense plate "SQZ A55"Woman get addicted to cosmetic procedures more than gambling2 DUI principalsSpaceX dropped below IPO price (briefly??)No-proof class-action lawsuitsReporter's live shot with a roach crawling on herLights went out at MJ's house twiceMJ's dog Gatsby 'glitched'Complaint about FesterInfluencer didn't want to pay price of lobsterFirefighters rescued man from a porta-potty/Classic CrotchetySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester's daughter is starting a new schoolThe van in the I-275 express laneMorons in the newsWorld Cup chatterThe vacuum storyResident sprays neighbors with hoseMJ's storage unit nightmareDinosaur auctionedDear Flabby1st TV Weather Report Challenge - FesterThe A/C is broken again?St. Pete building's landscape and building damaged by two peopleMJ posted video of Michelle shirtlessEmpty video game box sold for $10K?2 influencers investigated over petting wild alligatorsGas prices... what is a good price now?Creepy story of the day - Sleepover with a camera in the roomWoman doesn't use deodorant... what's with this 'stone' people are using?Yellowstone bison updateBusch Gardens roller coaster closing soonOlive Garden brings back dealTV weather battle in southwest Florida over whether a photo was real or fakeKitchen warning... don't leave combustibles near toaster (or stove)Pasco pushing against data centerPinellas School Board amends student codeBe careful not to fall asleep during robotaxi ridePilot Sully diagnosed with early onset AlzheimersLive-action "Moana" not doing well at box officeScam alert Pima County is not really asking for money to search for Nancy GuthrieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Wash your hands after touching any of these 3 thingsMorons in the newsDoor-to-door solicitors are being met with firearmsReddit: Looking for a midget dwarf stripper?Fans are upset about times of World Cup semifinalsT-Rex auctionCreepy Instagram feature Apologies to Julie who took care of Lady the dogMJ's neighbor's garageUpdate on the gun pulled on the 3 students starting their own detailing businessGirl sneaked into home of ex, trying to rekindle Sloth ban liftedBox office totals for "Michael"Fight at a concert... Hillary Duff?Woman angry at a drive thru over her coffeeJulian wants MJ to get Meta glassesFHP wins best cruiser for 4th yearMichelle - "That's what makes you tyrannical""Ozempic feet"Which celebrity received backlash at WimbledonSasha Baron Cohen showed up in character at WimbledonNational Mac & Cheese DayAnnual Best Drivers Report... Tampa fell way backUpdate: Road ranger killed on I-75 on Sunday nightPeople changing the way they use social mediaMJ heard from his neighborSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:MJ's dreamMJ's flight on BreezePython challengeMorons in the newsMORE Morons in the newsShe made punch in the bathtub, mixed it with her feetCrazy story from Reddit... Chuck E. Cheese managerDelivery dilemmaMichelle has been doing laundry wrongMJ's dad wanted chicken from Popeyes, and the prices (in general) opened MJ's eyesBritney Spears spotted on highway through sun roofRosie O'Donnell decided to quit her show when she reached this...Zendaya taking flak over having a dress flown on a private jetSaga of the dog owned by the "what's what girls do" girlVon's supermarket... person died insideA grandfather got flipped high in the air by a bison in Yellowstone ParkA guy's girlfriend thinks you should change underwear after every tootConnor McGregor's $15 million payday for a 69 second fight he lostZara pants that can be dangerousCrazy roads over the weekend around the Tampa Bay areaA guy who files nuisance lawsuits against airlinesRIP Rudolph Mantooth of "Emergency"Matt Gutman, CBS News reporter, nearly got scammedPassenger on Ryanair partially sucked through window on flightSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:NASA reveals they have images of UFOsHuey LewisMorons in the newsPie eating contest tipSotheby's has a T-Rex up for auctionAuto detailingSCUBA Rich's petco story... we took calls about strange encounters with customer serviceIG trend.. blocking bottoms of escalatorssScam in MJ's DMThe perv at Walmart who exposed himself to a 5-year-old has been arrestedVacation sicknessUber passenger huffing nitrous oxideA crazed relative torched a restaurantWoman threatened to shoot via text... "That's just what girls do"Rays stadium updateTame ImpalaWhat is 'Type 2 fun'?Southwest Airlines is shaming aisle jumpersBailey's chimney issuesSomeone mailed -blank- to MetaFlock surveilance camerasSmelling chocolate between sets helps at the gymNetflix documentary on fried chickenTaco Bell pulls some items over 'explosive diarrhea' parasite outbreakMSG celeb database risk scoresSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:RIP Bonnie TylerMorons in the news"Little House on the Prairie" reimaginedFester and MJ got foam trainer WhoppersEgg selling family banked $320 millionTampa Reddit post asks where to visit places to swim in rivers and lakes in area without feesThe "Ick"... what does your other half do that gives you that 'ick' feeling? We took calls.MJ's kidlets went to see Post Malone and JellyrollCurrent list of recallsTampa is getting driverless WaymosUnited Airlines may face a class action lawsuit about windowless window seatsSaharan Dust comin'!St. Pete mango thiefChinese restaurant's child policy - control your kidsHigh-rise building in NYC... experts say it's not safe, owners say they're moving forwardCaller says he had a confrontation in gas station over driver leaving the motor running at the pumpA guy says he went to jail on his birthday over an $8,000 restaurant check that couldn't be split 20 waysOuch... after cutting off his 'member', he lit it on fireWhat are the risks of eating hot dogs?Emmy nominations announcedSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:New flavor from PringlesMorons in the newsIntern Bailey... What's your dream job?College students are testing at the level of 10-year-oldsManhattan high-rise has supports collapsing after addition forcing evacuationsWhat is 'Disney rash'?Crazy charges on a receiptMJ is wearing red????Update on the Ford employee who had been firedListener e-mail - AramarkWhat's the ideal length for a feature filmNicknames... for a kid who lost his hand in a gator attack?If you want shrubs for your yard, don't get them by stealing themLate for your fishing charger? Don't do what this guy did.Tampa Reddit has ad for a home chefAn SUV drove through a bookstore in LargoFormer Detroit Lions cornerback is looking to get onto another teamHillsborough County is #1 most dangerous place for drivingCreepy cruise barberHow many watched the USA/Belgium World Cup game?Many Gen X'ers are relying on family for supportCrappy story about a guy who filled a backpack... Intern Bailey's recent experience with Mercury retrogradeThere's a possibility of a Britney Spears biopicSwift/Kelce wedding news... trash auction, filmFrench designer collab to make $10K-30K jeans?Former TV anchor scammed out of $70KSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A guy wants to live forever, now diagnosed wit AIGMorons in the newsFester's Instagram rabbit hole on parentingPrepper Fester storyTexas cowboys step aside, these cowboys came firstA dominatrix 'mummified' a guy in BrooklynA smoke grenade found by TSA in a jar of peanut butterUpdate on the lightning strike at Fester's houseLetter from listener about getting pulled over for speedingDear Flabby... A two-part questionHave you ever found something left behind on the bottom of a shopping cart?Now without Spirit, MJ is trying another airlineSarasota little league employee sentenced for stealing $200KViral videos... people climbing into meat cases in marketsPolk County guy gets arrested for showing his 'dash'Which location is 'least educated'?Woman's car towed, she tried to negotiate a lower fee, tow driver had none of itSinger Lauren Bennett, RIP MJ recuses himself from this Swift/Kelce wedding chatter"The Odyssey"Ford auto worker fired for stealing a cookie he never actually stoleChloe has a problem with her rideEngineer Chris in studio to discuss Fester's mic issueSwitcharoo in Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office DUI stopMore details on Swift/Kelce security planA.I. actressSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A car hit a light post at Gandy & Bayshore, according to Make Dave Laugh's DaveMorons in the newsMiki Sudo, Champion againMichelle, MJ's A.I. specialistTampa Reddit post looking for strangers for a local weddingAqua hair towelMeme - This is the last time someone will have 10 fingersFirework falls over, fires at houseBrooklyn Bridge walkPlane hit with firework on way to Chicago Midway AirportWaymo car drove through firework2 Disney stories... a guest's battery backup caught fire at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, and the 1 billionth guest to DisneylandWorld Cup.. U.S.A. vs BelgiumFester's house affected by a lightning strikeBox Office numbersAmericans are spending less time socializingKids are moving back homeMichelle's new vacuum"The Odyssey"Someone plead guilty to harrassment in the Guthrie disappearance caseInstant Karma... driver's car was stolen while he was burglarizing a businessWhat was that strange, red ooze seeping from a tractor trailorSwift/Kelce weddingSwift/Kelce wedding guestsKelce played 'kill/marry/kiss' in 2016 and picked differentlyWill Taylor have a baby?MJ wants to go diving in the gulfSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's BEST OF The MJ Morning Show:What has Michelle been doing to MJ?Careful not to fall for the Mt. Everest scamMorons in the newsHouse sitter confessions - Sitter blocked security camerasDear Flabby - Yardwork mishap damaged a neighbor's truckFester flips out on MJ's storyDo you really need extra rental coverage?Would you convict the guy with a gun held on a drunk driver?2 fast food stories2 teacher of the year candidatesRetail tippingSteaks from a parking lotFester's phone set to DNDTampa Bay gone crazyWho wants to be in MJ's entourageGuy vandalizes a psychic's shopWorst relative everSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Wendy's stockWarren Sapp investigated againMorons in the newsPotato chip brand recallTarget baby wipes recallAmazon Prime gas discount"Cemetery stalker"Update: Noise from Bailey's fireplacePilot bitten by bat in a hotel roomState with the most fireworks mishapsCouple that climbed the Emprie State BuildingSwift/Kelce wedding stuffUPS driver threw a box at a dogWhich buffets are good to Fester?Chloe says Fester sometimes isn't loud enough on the micWhat is 'Fun-flation'?Was this really the new Barbie doll we needed?Friday is the federally observed holidayWhat is 'Solo-maxing'?High-end real estate broker used listed properties for meeting flingsMom passed out drunk in car while her kid tried to flag down helpFester wants to streamline his phone billNew restaurant disclosure law went into affectGossip is good for youPregnant woman sent message on her sister's wedding day"Obsession" is now streaming (not for free)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:11-year-old Canadian kid woke to bat on his faceMorons in the newsChampion hot dog eater Miki Sudo on way to Nathan's competitionCelebrity health claims debunkedMJ's friend increased the number of dashcams he wants to give awayMJ bothered by CNN headline about Taylor Swift's weddingDear Flabby - Grandmother's dog got into my gummiesNew 'Minions' movie getting good reviewsWarning... Doordash driver dropped off food, took pic, then took foodWade from 2 College Brothers with a moving storySharon, President of Galaxy Fireworks is ready for the weekendThere is an animal noise coming from "Intern Bailey's" chimneyMJ is distraught about the new BMX X5Video: Woman locked in her doctor's officeA husband played a voicemail for his wife she had meant for her boyfriendWhat are divorce "glow-ups"Mike Murphy on collections for VenezuelaKids taking Waymo on joyridesMercury retrogradeTan maxxersBreaking: Victor Willis, lead singer of The Village People... RIP at 74Gen Z are most likely to form an opinion based on someone's first nameSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Michelle found a way to fix MJ's studio cabinetReporter from LA apologized over World Cup trash talkMorons in the NewsIce Cream FestivalMr. Beast chocolate controversyAldi sells 4 ice cubes for $4.99?Fester's rulerKanye went to DisneyThere's an RSVP problem with Gen Z's and Millenials8-year-old riding solo on personal watercraft is apparently a no-noLatest fashion trend for men... Bedazzling?YSL menswear shoe collection is hideousNew sirens in FloridaDo you have a badger hair brushRunning from a traffic stopMJ still on the search for a hoseMel Brooks turned 100 years oldBuc-ees announces more locations in FloridaFriend of MJ was the one who got the video of the I-4 road rage incidentRob Lowe says there's a "St. Elmo's Fire" sequel in the worksGrey Bull Rescue's Bryan Stern is helping rescue earthquake victims in VenezuelaEagle cam eaglets newsA New Jersey middle school yearbook was recalled due to a baby photo of HitlerFester's day out in rainFester wants a Saudi prince outfitSwift/Kelce wedding: no leaking info... we'll know! Also, stuff is being delivered to MSG, including a 40" mirror ballWoman cleared out a hotel with a can of bear sprayLuigi Mangione late for court because he got stuck in an elevatorDetroit cut player arrested in Tampa, and he was released on bond with no ankle monitorSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A Legoland ride got stuckA plane hit the tallest building in Beijing, and China wiped it from their newsMorons in the newsCrazy lottery ticket purchase storyWhat percentage of videos on Tiktok are A.I. slop?What routine habits cause breasts to sagFester's thoughtfulnessMJ's Instagram: Costco customers leaving stuff to go bad in other parts of the storeMichelle doesn't like MJ showering without a washcloth, but MJ has Dr's to back him upQuestion: Can you get sick if you have no contact with other people?Grand Theft Auto: Pre-orders have begun, but prices are angering some fansI-4 road rageFester's homemade Butterfinger storyAirline passengers are being warned about wearing shorts on flightsWNBA point memeNew magic mushroom warning - people are seeing dwarfsA toilet that comes to youBeef lawsuitGuy with world's smallest junkWoman charged with DUI after inhaling duster propellantTaylor Swift's wedding... Guests still don't know where wedding will take placeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Mom charged after daughter dies from drinking herself to deathMorons in the newsArmpit injectionsMichelle's Howard Frankland Bridge observationWoman smuggled wine bottle...MJ's pool is fixed... getting filled... How much water will it take, and what will MJ's water bill be?Woman refuses to pay for her manicureMJ and Michelle's anniversaryListener Donnie got married this morning at Ballast Point PierJersey Mike's sandwich contained dentures?Taco Bell's wait was so long she pulled out a gunLionel Richie's health issue at a concertSavannah Guthrie made another pleaHow to kill the value of your homeSingle mother wants the next guy in her life to 'kiss the ground she walks on'1 millionth passenger aboard Margaritaville at SeaKanye merchandise for Tampa concertDetroit Lions player held without bond in TampaHaircut dealMichelle & Kids went to see SupergirlPunch, the monkey, being bothered with laser pointersRobert Davi on the phone... it's his birthday todayFake cop pulled over real undercover Hillsborough County deputyFollow-up on restaurant charging feeU.S. Mint making special U.S. 250 quarters, but they are limited and will be mixed inSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

World Series Of Poker player forced to remove his 'prop'Morons in the newsMJ has something he's thinking of returning to CostcoReturn of McDonald's fried apple pieJune 25th is the anniversary of two sad losses, one overshadowed the otherWhale delayed from Small Batch Creamery10 worst first namesNextdoor Tampa story about $10 fee at Ro'sThe Bachelorette is going to air after allWhat did MJ cook for lunchGuy tripped in a Waffle House parking lot, distracted by an ad... suingBode Miller arrestedSwift/Kelce wedding updateBrazilian psychic's prediction of a mass alien abduction... didn't happen (We're shocked!)Michelle is going to the movies with the kidsDetroit Lions player arrested in TampaA new, cheap no-frill's electric pickupHow much does Tampa spend on OnlyFans?Spirit Halloween returns with lots of job openinsPalm Beach Gardens grand theft of lottery ticketsDaryl Hall is recovering from a kidney transplantMetallica band member says today's pop music is crapSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:9 breakfast foods to avoidMorons in the newsDetoxing in hours87-year-old lottery winner takes monthly payoutMJ and family tried the new Wendy's treat promoting the new "Minions" movieBailey's "Love Island" storyWoman tried to return expired products at BP store that won't accept returnsSheriff Grady Judd on woman who hid fentanyl in her VirginiaStolen copper cable in SarasotaA minivan in Jacksonville with a pole through the back tail gate through side door, and then someToday is alien abduction day at the World Cup game in Miami, according to a Brazilian psychicAmazon driver rips up lawn while delivering packageIs it ok for a company to sell off artifacts from the Titanic?Listener e-mailThe way you care for your car reflects on yourselfBailey met a guy in a bar... he had a record (not a musical record)Burger King president says they need to do this item betterWoman charged in attack with a pickleball paddleStarbucks rolled out a new rewards cardCarnival Cruise brawl in MiamiIs it ok that this person took their dog out of a carrier on a flight?Tesla drove through a house in Texas, sadly killing a woman insideSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A.I. spooky story... months away from A.I. taking down governments?London millionaire accused of being the 'Putney pusher'?Morons in the newsCan you pump gas while station tanks are being refilled?Anaheim's Disneyland ride facing a deadlineStanding on salt before bed?Be careful what you leave in the back seat for the kids to play with "Animal Kingdom" seriesThis is not how to use a massage gunFilm industry sees best year since covidRenewal of vows?Dear Flabby... with a twist!MJ's umbrella policy doubledCelebrities that tip well, or that tip poorlyData center considered for Pinellas ParkNoise from a data center in MichiganDid an Arby's worker pass along herpes from spitting on a sandwich?Update: Instagram video: Broken window at The FloridianMadonna's new albumSwiftie karma revenge over a Metallica musician's t-shirtNancy Guthrie story... TMZ refutes latest Jimmy Kimmel is taking a 2-month-long sabbatical, here are the guest hostsQuick Fester story2 Walmart stories... one good, one not-so-goodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.