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On today's MJ Morning Show: Poop cruise documentary Morons in the news Walmart self-checkout user called police on himself Lays has new potato chip flavor "Harmless" comments that may trigger people Track runner has uniform malfunction Bezos wedding update MJ's license issues continue MJ Instagram F1 Thrift Shop visits 5 stages of love Secret to marriage New sweeper Door plug on a 737 that flew off... Someone was on vacation Is it ok to eat your lunch at a cemetery? Food tourism ChatGPT is just plain wrong Millennials are cutting back Billionaire heir car crash Vaping news... worse than you realize Gen Z girls are wearing camo Disney is planning something big Woman used a product to look younger... made her look much older Hi C... explodes?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester went thrift store shopping Morons in the news Can nightmares shorten your life? We took calls Ferris Bueller prop auctioned for $279,000 Which profession does more drugs than others? Return-aholics? Does the store say to 'keep it'? eScooters in MJ's neighborhood Woman was asked to not drink in front of her kids on a cruise... Netflix doc on 'poop cruise' Woman dress-coded at Disney World Looney Tune arrested Bezos wedding venue changed MJ & Michelle's wedding anniversary MJ's looking for Meta glasses Bob Barker's home for sale for $8.19 million LeAnn Rimes lost her teeth during a show Diddy trial update

On today's MJ Morning Show: Our office complex wildlife Naked Gun Osceola Sheriff's wife arrested Morons in the news Malicious A.I. Suno.ai song How old is your wireless phone? Where to pick up guys in Tampa Dog sitting gone wrong... A neighbor of MJ's Karma for potential thief at YMCA Guy denied rental at Tampa International Airport took a different approach Thrift stores 2 million shopping carts stolen each year... What are stores doing to combat the problem States with the worst drivers Diddy trial update Johnny Depp says he was the first target of the #metoo movement Leg-lengthening surgery Miley Cyrus accused of being rude to fans at signing Task-masking Chloe's last day at work B-2 Bomber factoids 60-year-old trying mushrooms for first time Brad Pitt's experience with AA

On today's MJ Morning Show: Wisconsin couple arrested for attempted murder plot Morons in the news Fester's grifts Chance of dying on your birthday Lightning strike near MJ's home MJ Instagram... Not ICE Fireworks store video returns Colorodo court proceeding... "Honey" Couple can no longer sail on Carnival Cruise Lines Top 1984 movies... Year of the blockbuster Shorty Shane visits the show More microplastics in glass bottles than in plastic? Ellen product commercial Who was the 'B' on 'The Golden Girls'? (or were there two?) "Jaws" Friday night showing on 50th anniversary Which state is the most addicted to OnlyFans? Woman wants refund on wedding photos after divorce FOPO MJ's Life360 Fred Smith, FedEx founder, RIP... Classic Crotchety Call Bezos wedding update Diddy trial update

On today's MJ Morning Show: Karen Read trial Morons in the news Bryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue 9 things that need to be replaced in your bathroom The "Gen Z Gaze" 9-year-old shark bite victim Rays... Tropicana Field property speculation Michelle's criticism for MJ Details on Southwest passenger's meltdown Feng Shui in the bedroom Beware of the Florida Lottery Scam Bojangles returning to Tampa area Woman goes on 'no touch date' RV show at the Fairgrounds Hadley's Factual Facts Man shocked by price of a princess dining experience at Disneyland MJ went to the movies More people are wearing Airpods everywhere Do you have a compulsion to answer a text immediately? MJ has a lot of Anne Burrell fans An employee of a national bank suing over a Chucky doll prank Tiktok ban extended REO Speedwagon original lead singer Terry Luttrell in a crash after final show Baldoni suit can request Taylor Swift texts Tyler Perry accused of sexual misconduct R.Kelly alleged murder plot

On today's MJ Morning Show: Michelle's headphones/Goldilocks Morons in the news MJ was given Cock Soup Pen cameras found Streaming beat cable? Are the Rays being sold? Couple killed over hot dog Karen Read trial Sportico on Rays 28 Years Later... Michelle and Julian What's a 'Foodie Call'? Hockey Chatter Best beatboxer Dying from ready-to-eat meals TSA reminds to never leave these items in the bin FAA banned item 2025 World Airline Awards Passenger meltdown on Southwest Hidden fees Don't taunt cops in Polk County Chicago cop arrested in Florida Ozzy DNA for sale Latest covid strain Arrests made in jewelry heist Clearwater house hit by car

On today's MJ Morning Show: This needs to be fixed in the D.C. area Morons in the news Something happens Friday at 10:42pm Baby shower ends with woman trying to run someone over Anniversary of the OJ slow-speed chase Which 4 states have the most psychopaths Billionaire Bunker Island can't get rid of their crap Burger King Bobby ATM story Listener's story from an Airbnb Another Howard Frankland Bridge first Don't cross the solid white lines! Pope Leo is related to Madonna and Justin Bieber No special Father's Day for MJ... We took calls Aussie restaurant owner rant Restaurant week Food TV host RIP Heart's stolen instruments recovered Nearly 3,000 Nintendo Switches stolen Guy arrested for shooting at former boss Wet bag under Flight passenger's seat Extra screening for Terry Bradshaw Jeff Bezos' wedding may face some protesters

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's suspended license revisited Morons in the news MJ's dishwasher problems How many times can you call 911 before you get in trouble? Mouth taping... we took calls When you go on vacation, take a photo of THIS. MJ IG... pounding his conch A man got used pants from Amazon Cereal recall for metal pieces Ridiculous graduation rule 10 most dangerous beaches in the USA New water fountain added in Tampa Underwear index Man fired gunshots at police substation, then turned himself in Pasco road rage A doctor involved in the case of the death of Matthew Perry will plead guilty Diddy trial update MJ underwear giveaway Good news: A Texas high school principal did something for each student United Airlines flight had funny message on seat-back video screens Gen Z's are angering bartenders Joey Chestnut returns to July 4th Nathan's Hot Dog competition Kings Island theme park warning riders to keep their mouths closed Jamie Lee Curtis on why she did ads for Activia News reporter under the microscope because of his salary MJ takes shirt off a home... even when he's cooking

On today's MJ Morning Show: Delta passenger notices another passenger doing this while play came in for landing Breyers factory recall for mislabeled packages Recall on some Dr. Pepper products Graduation backflip video update Morons in the news MJ's IG... Why was his license suspended? Keep listening... Most popular pasta in Florida MJ & Michelle are watching "Severance" Why does MJ keep looking at his watch? What's a "Fridge cig"? What are families doing at Costco that's annoying? Here's why MJ's license was suspended Fox11 helicopter reporter gave candid answers during live stream during flight Guy arrested for pointing laser at HCSO helicopter Baby name "Chernobyl Hope" New details on boater who crashed into Clearwater Ferry Southwest Air passenger "upgraded" to ABA (Able-Bodied Assistant) Grey Bull Rescue's Bryan Stern You can't trust A.I. Amazon returns Ozempic apparently has a new side effect Kanye couldn't get seat at Diddy trial Cheerios announces they are reducing number of products offered

On today's MJ Morning Show: The right to run over protesters Antonio Brown wanted for attempted murder? Morons in the news What's the 'never broke a bone theory'? Tesla test drive Woman says her boyfriend hates the way she eats pizza Office Chair Butt India Air plane crash Hadley's Factual Facts MJ erroneously turned in for cutting mangroves MJ & Michelle's headphones Update: Sam's Club whizzer Great white shark bit girl's hand in Boca Grande Bradenton woman torches boyfriend's car Petty Revenge callers Father's Day is Sunday Karen Read and Diddy trial updates Family Dollar employee shot a shoplifter in the a$$ Things people do to get cheaper fares... and airlines may ban them for it TSA stopped a guy from boarding a plane with something surprising Most overpriced supermarkets in America

On today's MJ Morning Show: Crypto Brothers home raided Coca Cola bringing back a flavor Morons in the news Think twice before using these phrases New facelift for iOS Worst thing that can happen while driving through a neighborhood Gen Z hack that is a threat to airport security 7-year-olds doing skin-care videos Beard cleanliness Best fast food fries RIP Brian Wilson St. Pete consignment store shuts down with clients stuff disappearing Gelato brand with lids too tight Caccio e pepe stories all over the place Guy arrested at Tradewinds will serve time in his home state, and bartender who was fired now has a new bartending job Warning: Some locks sold in major stores reportedly only have limited number of possible key combinations Pope Leo sporting Chicago White Sox hat Silver Airways shut down Spirit & Jetblue cut some flights from Tampa "Finna" How many Switch 2 were sold in first 4 days? An avocado a day Try to avoid the bison at Yellowstone Park Documentary on Oceangate Movie prop auction coming soon HCSO arrests substitute teacher for sending sexual images to students

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester, what's in the box? UFOs... Is this the truth? Morons in the news Listener complaint Fester doesn't want photos taken Friday What's the worst thing that can happen to a limo for a funeral? Bad news from Silver Airways Woman sues Costco for $14 million MJ wants a garage 'fridge/freezer Diddy's favorite TV show Diddy trial update Disney checks for this at Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique Who pays when a house is damaged by the FBI or local law enforcement? Villages news: Guy destroys Sam's Club's sausages by doing this... ewww Michael's acquires Joann's IP Link between economy and underwear Tampa Bay Lightning locker room sale Who's robbing banks these days? TPD wants to know... Hooter's location reopening in Port Richey Update on the meth pipe raccoon Why is McDonald's stock down? Which should you do first for weight loss? Cardio or weights? Baldoni trial update Brady Bunch house owners trying to cash in on tours of the property Jared Leto accused Jamie Foxx on Diddy Kevin Hart jokes at BET Awards Entertainment news: Taylor Swift, Katy Perry Tom Bodett suing Motel 6 ownership Mary Lou Retton speaks out, takes responsibility for DUI Virtual Detroit court hearing halted when woman tries to make PBJ

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ wants a good watermelon Dumbbell recall Morons in the news Buckets of... ick... We asked our listeners about their gross neighbors Listener e-mail about the gold-digger test Who "shhhh'ed"? Creepy "Meet Cute" On a girls' night out, the food got cold Mystery Safe update More A.I. songs created for the MJ Morning Show MS Windows at airports Are Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce secretly married? Owner of 'Breaking Bad' house using hose to keep people from house Wicked Asian Needle Ant Passenger calls in bomb threat to Spirit Airlines after being late for flight Southwest Air passengers may have to pay for bags if they made itinerary changes Saudi man arrested after Champagne Room at Oz in Clearwater refused him sex Diddy trial update Secret etiquette of pooping in someone else's home Section of 5th Ave in NYC closed to deliver furniture to Jeff Bezos Medical emergency, Starbucks told woman to wait in line for ice water

On today's MJ Morning Show: Squatters Fattest place in America Morons in the news Changes in rules for Italian citizenship Pizza chatter Spider Creep Wade from 2 College Brothers MJ emails The Mystery Safe Karen Read trial Black Rolls Royce road rage in Tampa Alligator vs dog DJ arrested for driving through a crime scene... DUI Fester brought in the chocolate raisins Uber driver plays AI songs with passenger's name... creepy AI Songs RIP Wayne Lewis, Atlantic Starr Sydney Sweeney bath water soap sold out Dolly Parton opened a pirate-themed restaurant in Florida Kid Rock has a new restaurant in Nashville Weekend Box Office Numbers Metallica fan Tom Cruise attended the show at Raymond James Stadium Miley Cyrus in entertainment news Disney fans are upset about attraction closures

On today's MJ Morning Show: Diddy has been warned TV in lobby still not replaced Shoplifters targeting candles Morons in the news Tiffany Gomas has a new gig lined up Cheesecake Factory portion size Woman made mistake with tip, bank won't correct it MJ's headed to drop off bulbs tomorrow MJ took a jar of mercury to school A company tells its employees to delete selfies if they show this.... Diddy trial update Instrument played in a park causes a woman to have a meltdown Calls from listeners with names that are a turn-off (both men and women) Metallica at Raymond James Stadium MJ got a haircut "Submariner" is the latest dating term Bomb threat on an Allegiant flight out of PIE DoorDash stories Gold & Diamond Source former employee arrested for theft Arrest made in the theft of Heart's instruments Chewing loudly can trigger mysophonia, and can be connected to depression "Stranger Things" Nintendo Switch went on sale... A couple of issues at Gamestop Julian's keys Aldi is slashing prices for the summer Valerie Bertinelli is hooked on something at Trade Joe's Mary Lou Retton update

On today's MJ Morning Show: Richard Simmons house is for sale Bugs brought to a county commission meeting Cricket users come back at MJ Morons in the news Tommy Tuff Knuckle arrested Fester couldn't get to Sam's for Michelle's chocolate covered raisins MJ wants a new TV for the lobby Fester wants Michelle to do an OnlyFans page Door Dash confession... we took calls Customer stunned as a delivery driver expects an extra tip Howard Frankland Bridge... more damage? Controversial statement from a blog piece - Breakfast sucks MJ's weekend plans A Yelp review made a restaurant owner sue Heart's band instruments were stolen A-ha lead singer gives his health diagnosis An elementary school teacher says parents are not reading to their kids Bradenton middle school teacher sent nude picture to a student Diddy trial update Lines for the new Nintendo Switch Hailey and Justin Bieber... no pre-nup Dollar General has uptick in wealthy customers California father questioned by police after neighbor thinks he's stealing a baby Rent in Tampa Bay has 2nd highest increase

On today's MJ Morning Show: North Korean cell phones are spying on users Guacamole Morons in the news Don't do this in restaurants... "One timing" Spielberg is working on a new epic film Etsy Witches MJ's IG Customer suing restaurant over spicy food drops lawyer to rep herself How to get on the no-fly list Don't change seats on a flight Diddy trial update Tradewinds bartender had a job interview There's no cat 4 storm brewing... don't believe social media MJ asks Fester to buy Michelle chocolate covered raisins How to pick a good watermelon Track runner disqualified over celebration MrBeast claims to be cash poor... asks mom to help pay for wedding Texas woman dies from amoeba after using RV's water for nasal irrigation Guy stalked woman, followed her to suck her toes Disney stories Graduation day backflip gone really wrong Motorcyclist who hit alligator interviewed from hospital bed Bradenton road rage over turn signal, three arrested Top 10 hotels in the world Kidnappings in Mexico linked to dating app 80's band teasing a reunion tour

On today's MJ Morning Show: Woman had Whattaburger with a little extra on it Morons in the news Student graduated and went straight to his BK job... Someone set up a gofundme page Illegal border crossings... in Maine Patient had dream about their therapist... Airline attendant naked and dancing Naked on a flight... doesn't lose his job as director of Art Institute of Chicago MJ's text of instructions to Michelle ZooTampa allows you to paint with orangutans The gold digger test MJ's IG MJ is dropping off hazardous waste on Saturday Tinder now including height Denis Phillips from ABC Action News on the 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season Florida woman in Miami Dade hit and killed a pedestrian... just a homeless... Another celebrity romance scam Aldi sued over packaging of knockoff products Flight to Tampa diverted for an emergency landing Flights from Newark Liberty Airport, cheapest right now... Florida Aquarium visits the MJ Morning Show with a sloth! People are cooking at home the most since covid

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's weekend travel Morons in the news Woman damages car, fight over shared romance 2 bikers hit an alligator on I-4 Annebelle the doll safely locked up MJ on taxiway for 4 hours Chloe's Vegas trip flights Hurricane Season began Heavy guy suing Disney over water park slide injury Spotify has a track that can help relax people 65% Michelle's following the Karen Read trial Diddy trial update Woman causes uproar over keeping her kids home the last days of school Flight to Tampa diverted because of lithium ion battery fire in seat pocket Social media is full of fake information Keep an eye on kids at baggage claim Big Lots is reopening some stores Be careful about brushing wet hair Elon Musk accused of using drugs Sydney Sweeney selling soap made with her bath water Box Office weekend numbers New Karate Kid movie Jason Sudeikis paid tribute to his uncle George Wendt

On today's MJ Morning Show: Howard Frankland Bridge - Crash marks on wall Pepsi exec claims he invented Flaming Hot Cheetos Morons in the news Chloe's Vegas trip Skittles is dropping titanium dioxide Mary Lou Retton's Porsche Yoga classes... pro claims metal water bottles don't belong Which kitchen appliance brand should you avoid? Florida family had a failed installation of their refrigerator... flooded house Walmart employees pulled customer aside, checked her self-checked items... We took calls Call to Chloe in Vegas Crotchety - Flappy reference Vehicles with blinking eyes in windows Hikers call 911, thought third member of their group died Study - people using edibles or joints still suffer heart issues as tobacco users Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence are now in-laws Diddy trial update Recall: Dinty Moore beef stew... over 250,000 lbs recalled Wedding photo with incredible backdrop Tampa Bay area mayors get together to battle loneliness Grossness on airplanes United pilot says 'we have failed you'... no snacks on 3+ hour flight United soon will require domestic flight passengers to check in 45 minutes before flight Emergency landing for a sick dog on a flight

On today's MJ Morning Show: Mumble Man Chloe's 'delayed' flight Morons in the news Chloe's flight drama American breakfast cereals becoming less healthy Do blue porch ceilings keep bugs away? Woman gets into an Uber, door handles are duct-taped over Vacation time for MJ? 80's concert last night at Ruth Eckerd Hall High incidents of divorce linked to this incident early in marriage Bartender who contacted MJ show after incident at Tradewinds lost her job over phone call RIP Chucky - Ed Gale People who downplay their birthday tend to also have these characteristics MJ's IG Rhode beauty products, Hailey's company, sold for $1 billion New Tinder CEO wants to change the image of the company Most critical years for health Latest top burger joints list Joe Exotic wants a pardon, Chrisley's got theirs Woman gets bar code tattoo of Red Bull Belinda Carlisle demo 'Waiting For A Star To Fall' An airport feature that may get removed Beanie Babies creator's home site of home invasion

On today's MJ Morning Show: Manta Ray spotted off Dunedin Morons in the news Duffy the Bear Stupid baby name stories JLo sued for using photos A Fester shoutout Today... Southwest Air's new bag policy Woman arrested in Sanford Airport for hitting a kid Türkiye will begin fining people for being 'aisle lice' Julian's Best Buy purchase was fake Don't change lanes over solid lines! Things told to us as kids that are totally erroneous... We took calls Chloe - "Little girl" Plane hit by lightning... don't worry, it happens all the time What's the filthiest thing you touch daily? What ingredient are people adding to their summer wines? Beware of low-flying helicopters around Tampa... Nah, they're just checking out the power lines for TECO "Rapid unscheduled disassembly" Fester's visit to Burlington Dolly Parton has a new line of products Guy needs to explain to his well-educated father that he's watching AI Celebrities in the news/Diddy trial update Taylor and Kelce timeline Miley Cyrus explains her voice Item from Jennifer Grey up for auction

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's new file cabinet Guy quits job, sails from Oregon to Hawai'i with his cat Morons in the news Details about red-heads MJ is not called for jury duty Cheese eating at bedtime... is it linked to nightmares? Pizza box story Olympian pulled over, arrested for DUI Costco not carrying their chocolate-covered raisins Depression contagious through kissing 50 best places to work Funny training video MJ saw Buc-ees song If you have one of these PINs... change it Billy Joel's health Box office details on top movies this weekend Most dangerous dogs list Dog owners can pass along their stress to their dogs Diddy update Britney Spears... apologized for smoking aboard a plane Was the French president slapped by his wife? "Rust" armorer released from prison

On today's MJ Morning Show: 15 old-school Tampa restaurants that are still great today Morons in the news PTSA is hiring... ATM Crotchety Call Airbnb anti-party tech... We took calls A gift for Michelle from a listener Louisiana teacher dropped a baggie of cocaine at school Passenger boards plane with a list of allergies Diddy trial update MJ's plans for jury duty MJ and family went to see 'Mission: Impossible' Tommy Lee drama Kidney Kim is getting a new kidney Decision on pennies has been made Taylor Swift/Blake Lively drama Kanye West drama Video of man knocking down a tray of food in a restaurant released Applebee's customer spits on employee Taco Bell employee spits in customer's food Checker's employee shoots and kills customer Kentucky couple each lose an arm trying to survive a tornado Ladies, don't wear this on an flight Southwest Air changes policy on power banks Private plane crash in San Diego Menendez brothers' parole hearing delayed

On today's MJ Morning Show: Worst boyfriend (Ever?) Morons in the news Bad teachers Latest Tiktok prank - Apple Pay 15 traits of selfish partners "We don't care club" Will MJ go to see the new 'Mission: Impossible' film? Morning news anchor's water breaks Shark researcher ripped charity off for hundreds of thousands of dollars Cracker Barrel fans upset about store makeovers All American Rejects will play house parties Carrot maxing and its side effects Fester and his yellow glasses Car creeping on MJ's street... What did Michelle think it was doing? Guy post video after Planet Fitness won't allow his 1/2 gallon water bottle Grown men wishing friends goodnight Delco pooper earns another charge The 'Tush Push' lives on after league vote Diddy trial update Latest sunscreen report Travis and Taylor Belichick and Hudson... engaged?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Tea-flavored soda Morons in the news McDonald's hack for migraines Bad teachers Red flag hobbies Middle of the night classified calls Taylor Swift likes a hairy back... We took hairy back calls Man arrested for giving alcohol to the guy that fell from the stands in Pittsburgh Barbie tan drug Barbie's feet are becoming flatter A duo is suing to get the rights to their music back Found: Megalodon tooth Is it ok to use a coupon on a date? On a first date? What happened to lifenet RIP George Wendt Update: Louisiana prison break Diddy trial update A.I. warning Family buys a golf cart that catches fire, burns down home on day they got it Woman who did #2 on car has hired a bodyguard

On today's MJ Morning Show: Eating yoga mats? Warning before you start up that grill Morons in the news Guy unhappy with a closed Del Taco Mr. Beast may be in some trouble in Mexico MJ's burger problem at home Opinion: Guy found a wallet, returned it, and did this MJ PSP Villages wireless store was a problem for a customer ADA scam shakedown Is this the worst CVC code that was on a woman's card... Gas prices, cost of using a credit card per gallon Solution for loitering problem Cost of a makeup person for a wedding How to de-clutter your home? The poop rule 80's band reunites, but it took some horrible clues from MJ to guess who Hotel charging a service fee for this issue... Fire at Jacksonville International Airport garage Diddy trial update Louisiana jail break news Watching eaglets on webcam Jessica Simpson criticized for performance on American Idol Sleeping 8 hours per night isn't good enough if routine is inconsistent Avocado... high in calories, but healthy... good for expectant mothers

On today's MJ Morning Show: Sovereign citizens Morons in the news Customer demands to be seated in restaurant, tips over server's tray Hoarder had a dead body Wrong body in casket, funeral home tells family that it's the right body... "Final Destination" film #1 at box office MJ's IG... His dog Scout put up message Fester's son's toes saved by Crocs A mother credits Crocs for saving son's feet from lawn mower Teacher arrested in Hillsborough County MJ and family at AC/DC Last day for free bags on Southwest Air approaching Fire at Jacksonville Airport Mexican Tall Ship crashes into Brooklyn Bridge Squatter trucks Ex-Buccaneer arrested in Pinellas sting Guy on Tinder swipes right a record 2 million times Dark chocolate, tea good for blood pressure Happy classic rock songs Listener complaint Katy Perry still can't catch a break, now in Las Vegas Burger King lawsuit moves forward New Orleans jail escapees Warning on lead faucets sold online Trick help save dying plants

On today's MJ Morning Show: Rise in crime on cruise ships Morons in the news Revisited: Guy who wrote his own obituary died in a small plane crash Kindergarten student brings Jello shots to classmates Dump button text Urban wildman lifestyle "Dumbass" fake calls Most hated text response Woman gets her chicken for free and explains how Uber driver pulls gun on passengers MJ and Michelle ready for AC/DC concert Diddy trial National wear your life jacket to work day Secretary of Transportation took wife off Newark flight More men die from 'broken heart' than women In a relationship? Do not answer these questions! A call from Mika and Brian Kleinschmidt of "!00 Day Dream Home" Woman fired for saying 200lb people shouldn't take pilates Report - living near golf courses increases chance of Parkinson's 126% Walmart CEO: Prices are going up Man caught in a Lowe's display shed doing something privately Tesla reportedly has 10,00 unsold Cyber Trucks Mr. and Mrs. Blizzard had their wedding at a DQ

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's most memorable episode of "Emergency" Morons in the news Guy writes own obituary New "Final Destination" movie released this weekend... We took calls People with 'high levels of Dark Triad traits' are more attractive to women MJ had a surprise for Michelle Tampa Bay area Walmart trashed, caught on video Sitting too much can shrink your brain Dick's is buying Footlocker South Carolina guy hid in ex's shower... Woman wants to wear late husband's ring at new wedding Proposal during someone else's wedding A woman is freaked out about a small frog in her car AI interview freaks out job applicant Banned items at Buckingham Palace Trader Joe's looking for second location in Tampa "Sinners" A call from Bob Buckhorn AirBNB story... Hot water not part of the agreement Concert ticket economics... Cost per song Item will kill if you eat or drink it Honest lottery winner, karma returns with $1 million What's a 'type c' parent? What's that smell in Mt. Dora?

On today's MJ Morning Show: UFO sightings by state Morons in the news Froot Loops taste test Igloo cooler finger amputation story revisited Animal encounter - MJ's honeymoon Katy Perry can't catch a break! Concert postponed due to arena conflict Fire in St. Pete spread from CVS MJ and Michelle found a couple of dogs Trashy, embarrassing wedding... buffet Listener wants Fester fired Diddy trial update Green Bay medical facility has group of pregnant RN's Pop Tart ice cream sandwich New "Mission: Impossible" Video of SUV wildly towing a car across multiple lanes Jobs that don't need a college degree that pay over $100K Escort tells of red flags that your guy may be cheating Menendez brothers resentencing Listener e-mail warns MJ of these on Spirit Airlines Another crazy gender reveal video Another Florida big scratch-off winner What button in your vehicle do you hate? Buccaneer QB Baker Mayfield Roblox creepy story

On today's MJ Morning Show: Guy who fell at Pittsburgh baseball game MJ's IG video of Gatsby in a tree Morons in the news Will Belichick ever coach a game at UNC Flight attendants failing drug tests Pope Leo grew up near the mall from 'The Blues Brothers' Portillos has a Leo sandwich Diddy trial update Fester wants to know what tattoo Michelle wants Condo building with cracks... no deliveries over 75lbs Kanye Cleaning Crocs Lake Wales Freddy's put note on receipt... 'Help' Amazon driver caught relieving herself at people's homes 9 things you should always keep to yourself Best vanilla ice cream... Trader Joe's or Aldi? Is this a new breed of cheating? Pope Leo says A.I. is dangerous Guest on news report faints, what does host do? Opinion of iPhone users... Fester found this IG video Italian chef explains what Americans are doing wrong in Italy Listener offended by Fester's impression... callers gave their opinions RFK Jr. on Mother's Day went swimming in... Battle of the weight-loss meds Evan Longoria to sign a 1-day deal with the Rays

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester wants to know... who would win, 100 men or 1 gorilla Morons in the news Mr. T's Mother's Day Song Social Security name popularity tracker Kentucky Derby winning jockey fined Traits of people who hold doors for strangers Women got a memorial tattoo, new boyfriend has issue with it MJ's IG - MJ's dog in a tree Store not carrying purple sweet potatoes... employee tells MJ store doesn't know what it's doing Uber driver story from NYC for Michelle Diddy trial update Mother's Day... originally MJ wants to get a new air fryer... Michelle says no Musical artist fleeing Los Angeles for North Carolina House for sale... The Pope lived here Judy's experience with the sewer system for Mother's Day dinner CBD infused drinks may have an affect on alcohol sales Another reminder from MJ... Don't mess with people's Teslas Southern accent may be disappearing For the first time ever... the Rays had this happen at a HOME game MJ's Billy Idol story Love affair with a guy 25 years younger makes her feel younger Bill Belichick's girlfriend banned from UNC football complex Bucs have the heaviest NFL player

On today's MJ Morning Show: Tiktok challenge - sticking stuff in charging port of Chromebooks Morons in the news Bus driver on school field trip blew .221 BAL Assault with nachos Am I the A-H? Mother of kid on baseball team doesn't bring snacks on her day Guys' red flags New Pope Michelle's landing at Tampa International Airport Virginia ban on phone usage by kids over 1 hour per day Senior Assassin Lakeland assistant softball coach arrested for sending and receiving photos with 16-year-old Hypersexualizing Downs Syndrome Frontier agents fired for mocking a customer whose video has gone viral Who's paying ridiculous prices on Ebay or Amazon? Body butter Simon Cowell was asked to judge a couple having 'relations' Katy Perry still being trolled What will get you ghosted from a relationship What's the acceptable number of partners over lifetime? Metallica concert was measured on the Richter scale 2001 purchased Mons Venus Warning about dogs licking your face

On today's MJ Morning Show: Who stole MJ's cookies? Conclave update Morons in the news Vocal fry Scallop Boy 764 Cult Cramming stuff into Chromebooks charging port... Tiktok trend Raccoon with meth pipe leaves police officer laughing What are women attracted to? We took calls Toll scam in MJ's texts Passwords compromised South Tampa apartment complex residents' water bill not paid Stealing stuff from work - we took calls Disney cost breakdown for family of 5 in guy's video Fester's Croc toes Julian and Michelle are going to run late if MJ doesn't let them go 7-year-old drove 5-year-old sister to McDonald's for a Happy Meal Diddy update Reporter referred to Cardinals' activity as 'raw-dogging' Baked bean contamination warning George Clooney's tequila sued Study says some lefties may be tied to autism and schizophrenia

On today's MJ Morning Show: Test to tell if you're prone to lung disease or dementia Liberty Newark Airport lost communication with flights 60-90 seconds Morons in the news A birthday issue at Fester's home Debate - Dropping bags of pup poo in neighbors' trash cans Listeners' pet stories Tire blown up while filling This phrase can ruin a relationship... We took calls 70,000 Dum Dums A gender reveal surprised neighbors with a huge plume of pink smoke A Sand Key condo evacuated The conclave has begun Toughest jobs in America TPD saves toddler from choking Class action lawsuit against Burger King Driver may have intentionally hit a dog... Another intentionally hit a cat Lakeland assistant coach stole football helmets Kanye West walks out on Piers Morgan Update: Jennifer Aniston stalker Sanches-Bezos wedding may have big-name musical artist Hilaria Baldwin blames ADHD and dyslexia for her flipping between accents Smokey Robinson accused of sexual assault A raccoon with a meth problem

On today's MJ Morning Show: Woman raises hundreds of thousands of dollars following her racist comments Morons in the news GTA release delayed... We took calls NY pet wellness brand looking for an intern to smell dogs' breath Onlyfans model making $10 million per year because of this trait Latest on ferry boat crash If your house smells like this... get out. "Lick the Pope" - Crotchety Caller survey - should we use company employee to report on conclave? MJ received a call from jail, but he doesn't know who it was from. Crash through Jennifer Aniston's front gate Diddy trial update Trial line holders making $25-32 per hour Mattel is raising prices on toys due to tariffs "Mr. Deep Fake" shut down, laws against revenge porn Deceased relative wanted ashes scattered... family didn't get it right Bomb squad tech ran a mile in full blast suit

On today's MJ Morning Show: Diddy trial set to begin Target may be getting rid of self-checkout Morons in the news Purple warning Fester got free food for a year This is the worst way to start an e-mail at work MJ's flights Cardinal Pizzaballa MJ IG at TPA... IKR? Kentucky Derby Ferry collision McDonald's Sprite hack First garage door opener winner Arizona bar has bad promotional response to underage drinking busts MJ vacation plans for summer Nike pre-scuffed sneakers? The Sun says there's a cheaper supermarket than Publix opening locations Air traffic controller stays not to fly to THIS airport A pilot's wife says not to to wear this on a flight Lady Gaga concert bomb plot foiled Hi Speed chase on Gandy Blvd. NYU dorm story Woman in Polk County throws can of soda into a car at a gas station, hits baby

On today's MJ Morning Show: Where are those TV trucks headed? Bill to change the state bird Morons in the news Gen Alpha and uncovered coughs Connecticut beach event spoiled by fart spray Don't do this when going to a job interview Celebrity romance scams-we took calls Jury Duty Scam update What is the latest hot color among celebrities? Ninja pressure cooker recall Powerball winner arrested in Tampa Bay area Jeffrey Knight story on Daily Mail Kentucky Derby this weekend Diddy update - trial beginning soon Kanye suing dentist claiming he got hooked on nitrous oxide Road rage #2 Fan who fell 21 feet from stands at baseball game 2 British guys try bbq ribs for first time

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's Jury Duty Scam Take-Down Morons in the news MJ assures us that the Great Pyramid of Giza does not have a city beneath A couple of gifts from our listeners Wedding Pets commercial MJ Instagram image - NYPD Wanted Poster Dogs seen inside a NY Trader Joe's licking food Bradenton restaurant robbed... by it's own GM 4 kinds of lovers John Elway's agent died after fall from golf cart MJ won't shave these off A local Twisty Treat has a sign outside about tipping What was an 8-week-old baby doing on the boat that crashed into the Clearwater Ferry? A call from Miki Sudo about an upcoming event Hobby Lobby site of recent upskirt video hobbyist Newlyweds want this instead of traditional gifts for the wedding New thing to do on a Friday night...Staying home. We took calls. A call from Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura about the upcoming 3 Bears 5K First NEW Aldi opens today in Tampa Dinner cruise out of John's Pass stranded until after midnight

On today's MJ Morning Show: $100 for 6 ice cubes? Morons in the news Fester & Michelle's discussion about a bruise Alaska Air passenger vaping in bathroom NBA 4-Year Marriage Contract Psychologist can identify whether a marriage is headed for separation MJ received a gift from a listener Trial attorney explains 'absolutes' Signs that show a woman is into you New kind of divorce... "The House Divorce" Scam jury duty call What did MJ get in the mail? Tampa post office collapse Redeveloping north downtown Tampa Most useless phrase you can use in an e-mail Worst thing to eat at a Broadway show People hate being asked to do this... Ramen shop owner chased customer, caught on video Overturned OJ truck MJ's OJ Classic Crotchety Risky food items according to Consumer Reports Truckload of dimes dropped in Texas town How to be sure you don't have a North Korean remote worker

On today's MJ Morning Show: How to get banned from a cruise 1970's conversation pit making a resurgence Morons in the news Rays missed out on an opportunity Things boomers do at restaurants Customer believes they were scammed at Olive Garden over gift card MJ's experience at Publix... Classic Crotchety Real estate agent who dealt with fetish guy Details on Clearwater Ferry What is 'hotwifing'? MJ tried using *67 before playing a prank... didn't work. Lightning need to dig out of a deep hole A doctor reveals why everyone should sleep naked Another doctor has a cure for hiccups Couple finds creepy note in their home that they plan to renovate Former Mariah Carey employee has written a fiction book about his experience Bill Belichick's girlfriend shuts down question during CBS interview Ferry accident victim Jose Castro Approaching conclave means American Cardinals may need their new I.D.'s A fighter jet fell off an aircraft carrier Tennis instructor suing over lost gear inside trunk of Waymo autonomous car Cheap crap from Temu

On today's MJ Morning Show: Bear on a slide Morons in the news There's a tan line fetish? Woman files lawsuit against Disney over wave Former Disney cast member learns his sentence 13-year-old attacked for throwing Play Doh near car Notice to MJ over unpaid tolls What fell into a woman's margarita? MJ's IG video Cash fell from an unlocked armored car PIE bomb scare Ordering via shipping with insurance An airline passenger stripped and did #2 in seat during landing A restaurant has a request for smelly people A local Walgreens was closed due to short staff? Tampa Bay real estate agents have been dealing with a guy doing something Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees Captain Brock is facing additional charges

On Today's MJ Morning Show:-MJ Gets Called Out By Michelle-Chloe Loves The Fart Sound Effect App-MJ Doesn't Wake Up During Nightmares-Former Charlottesville, Virginia weatherman Joshua Fitzpatrick Is In Trouble-Morons In The News-Woman Has Argument Behind Dollar Tree-The Tampa Bay Lightning Are In Trouble-Fester's Wife Got Hit By An Uber Driver -90 Minutes Of Non-Stop MJ Begins!-What Should The Pope's Name Be!?-MJ Discusses Pete Davidson-A Weird Story About A Woman Who Got A Brazilian Wax-Video Of Wine Bottle's Going Down The Stairs-Does Michael Strahan Hate Kelly Ripa?-The Latest On The Nintendo Switch 2-Would MJ Move To Bucks County, Pennsylvania?

On today's MJ Morning Show: Aldi recall notice Pizza set off Oura ring Morons in the news Nick Carter sued for sexual assault Rabies warning Parents are defending their kids for their behavior at 'The Minecraft Movie' Compatibility quizzes Lightning ticket winner angered listeners Worst mother ever? Florida man posted derogatory comments about young girl coming to sell candy Animal webcam watching Dating app user tells potential date that he took a 'honey pack' "Legal morphine" being sold in stores Gordon Ramsay victim of swatting People worried about giving out phone number Fester's wife tells about collision with Uber driver to Stacy Kemp Drummer Rick Allen attacked in Ft. Lauderdale still dealing struggling What color nail polish is best for prosperity? This sparkling water introduced on MJ Morning Show Subtitles/closed captions... more than 1/2 of Americans use them on TV Sam's & Costco 'Once Upon A Time In America' Economic indicators FSU campus shootings... no news A movie that's blowing up online...

On today's MJ Morning Show: USPS - Another letter didn't make it to MJ's family Morons in the news Groom pushes bride's face into cake $50 scratcher wins $25 million Google AI tries to make sense of nonsensical phrases What happens if you give Narcan to someone who's sober? Company CEO says employees need to be hit with a 2X4 The story about the 11-year-old girl tackled by a man who thought she egged his apartment has gone national Chloe - Tomorrow is bring your kid to work day, wants to bring MJ FDA - phasing out food dyes Shaq has to leave live set to go to bathroom Who wants the lobster purse USPS letter carrier DUI Leo DiCaprio and The Pope Lonely people study Tampa's is ranked #3... in termite infestations Derby Lane property has been sold Video of a boat driving over manatees 'Lane Assist' does NOT mean you can take a nap Joe Exotic got married in jail

On today's MJ Morning Show: A 4-word phrase set a guy off BBQ recipe from Cornell professor Morons in the news Woman uses unacceptable racist language Woman ripped off by plumber... or was she? Kids using AI to create fake nude images George Clooney says he and wife Amal have never fought Home security camera warning People addicted to lip balms Australian twins look and think... and speak alike What's a 'fictosexual'? Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem robbed in a restaurant Walmart 'meat jail' Egg prices Where did that music come from? Pope's funeral is Saturday Delta flight engine fire Gmail warning People who need a glass of wine to 'take the edge off' show 7 signs Tampa Bay Gone Crazy Kanye back on X Frankie Muniz at an emotional low Dave Bautista named honorary Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputy

On today's MJ Morning Show: Pope RIP Someone marred the Howard Frankland Bridge Morons in the news Red Robin's 'bottomless' burger How should you give a handshake? Do women want a red pill or blue pill type (Matrix reference) What is 'hat fishing' when it comes to dating? Rotten kids in the neighborhood Pope RIP Top 100 places to celebrate Easter Singer claims he was high 24/7 back when he sang the band's hits 88-year-old woman's home burned down by neighbor burning sex toys FSU resumes classes Birkin bags... how much do they cost to make? How does the way someone smells affect friendship? Video... guy has refrigerator balanced on his head while bicycling Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley Capital One is buying Discover Martha Stewart took a dig at Katy Perry 2025 Michelin Stars... none for Tampa Bay area Sam's Club model removes all checkout lanes Flight canceled when a flight crew member doesn't show up

On today's MJ Morning Show: Tennis deodorant controversy Morons in the news Creepy dating story Music superstars who are having trouble selling tickets Katy Perry upset about Wendy's post Selena Gomez posted photo with racy item in background Which color items are most often returned? FSU student who was on campus on phone with MJ Real ID deadline approaching... long lines at DMV Telsa accused of meddling with odometer Are knitting needles allowed on flights? Wheelchair-bound man files 113 lawsuits over ADA compliance Fester fields complaints about something behind MJ Facebook settlement Yankees and Rays first time in Tampa at Steinbrenner Field Station House BBQ brought the Smokin' Cuban in to MJ Diet pill claims to be as effective as the shots Bets are on as to who will go up on Bezos' rocket next Bartenders list these 7 ways you're wasting $$ at bars/restaurants Rob Lowe mistaken for John Stamos by tour director

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester is a scam artist Morons in the news Tiktok trend.. kids peeing on other kids' heads? Onlyfans model arrested for relieving herself in stores Plane boarding may change to facial recognition instead of paper or apps Was the Blue Origin launch faked? MJ had this encounter with a 'homeless' person Couple left baby in hotel room to visit bar... We took calls What's in the box?!?!?!? ATM money scammers still being chased down by Chase bank New College employee arrested for exposing himself... Family says there's a medical reason Soup recalled because of wood? Haley Joel Osment arrested What is 'code-shifting'? We took calls. Sports bra warning McDonald's non-menu item... Grilled cheese-but don't expect much Scams Bobby Brown doesn't think much of Britney's version of 'My Prerogative' Warnings about fake Ozempic being Rabbit sucked into engine of plane 70% of Americans check out of work 3 days before their vacation Southwest Air is making changes

On today's MJ Morning Show: Indeed missing people Something MJ noticed about Michelle Morons in the news Woman in hotel found pictures under sink depicting abuse Pets are as good as a spouse, or as good as kids Texting this seems disingenuous Kids don't know how to talk on phones The $5 bitching fee Deadline approaching... are you ready? We took calls. Bodycam released of teacher and principal who had party with teens and alcohol Woman sets dating demands in her Hinge profile Wink Martindale RIP Fester had never seen a black & white movie Katy Perry stories Christmas ornaments may be hit by tariffs Guy calls in fake bomb scare to cruise line because he had to watch pets Bride picked ugly bridesmaids Electric scooter crashes into fire truck Resident wants help getting rid of smell from neighboring apartment after body removed Study about the '5 second rule' Michelle: 'Mind Over Matter" looking for volunteers How to have the perfect day