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A daily dose of the most entertaining, peculiar, freaky or unique conversations and callers from America’s #1 party line. File this one under societal curiosities. If you are looking for an antidote to political correctness and everyone being too polite, this is the pod for you!

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    • Jun 23, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 246 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Phone Freaks

    Mammz Might Get Gangbanged By A Bunch of Cows

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 54:57


    $950 spent on Mother's Day is too much...Poop in the bushes or the gas station...Hobosexuals in Los Angeles...Mammz asking questions with his sexy voice...Lady Revere's gone missing...Daddy Mammz's dead daddy may not have been sober when he died...Strokin'...Essence went bougie camping in cabins...Making some man milk...We can hear when you leave the room...Christian camp without getting baptized...So, where you livin' now, I like your accent...What type of Indian casino does this guy have near him?...Eating dick or cooter... Be sure to follow Essence Willis on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    I Had A Guy Sh*tting In My Sink

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 54:32


    How long ago were you babysitting???...Maybe the devil will smack that pussy up...Dabs and shrooms aren't as popular in Texas...Prank calls by children...Rent paying polyamory...Does CTE really have CTE?...Angrily counting their stretch marks...Would you rather only have sex in bathrooms or kitchens?...Is he taking a shit, having sex or both?...Is racism better or worse than what the callers share?...McDonald's Sweet Tea...Maybe everyone has roommates that shit in the sink...Speechless spanking...Pre-rolled Js instead of rolling your own... Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    You're Wikipedia Says Goat F*cker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 52:55


    Would you rather have a tapeworm or a parasite?...Bend over, I'm gonna beat that a-hole up...The goal is always to be an actress...Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody would know or...All those gay guys that cum into the room...Is CJ finally gonna wingman for Mammz?...Don't get me started, Scorpio...We all want to meet the goat f*cker...I have a breadmaker...She has all the gadgets...I like cum all over me...Essence never nicknamed her vagina...It's wet and juicy...It's been crazy on here lately... Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    Please Allow Me To Caress Your Prostate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 54:21


    How's your relationship with the lord?...Essence misses Bernie Mac...Scorpio is looking for large women (again)...Nugget nonsense...Phone sex while driving...Best parts of living in Los Angeles...Childhood rants need to be let go of...I want a dildo in my mf pussy...It's not ok to slut shame adult performers...Essence spills the tea on her dating life (all her exes live in Texas)...Sounds like he's pulling something out of his butt...His age range is 18 to 90... Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    I'm Not Messin Up My Smile For You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 53:09


    Essence Willis hangs with the CJ, Mammz and the Freaks!...Mammz doesn't know Texas (and other stuff)...Stats plus a hairy crotch...CJ played with a pierced d...Applause is the favorite part for Essence...Kiss my d...8 months till Christmas according to this lady...It should all be legalized...Edward Forty Hands...Essence plays lots of shows in the Greater Los Angeles area, check her out!...I'm like Quasimodo, I don't go outside...Why aren't y'all at work?...Real criminals kill liars in prison...Hair metal allowed straight guys to glam up and scared Jeremiah Paradise to rap... Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01 https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    I've Got Indica So I Can Sleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 53:13


    Willie Nelson weed talk...CJ bailed on religion after god camp...Hi there, it's Bob and I want to suck d...Mammz should have gotten divorced sooner...Why is everybody a bottom?...Happy endings at massage parlors...C'mon, be nice (not racist)...Do they use condoms for the handjobs?...Speak when you're spoken to...His cock is two different colors cause he's old... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

    Jesus Gives Me Anxiety

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 55:06


    That's her Johnny (Depp)...San Marcos was not a real college experience...Kelly, what's up baby?...Get your d sucked by a trucker...He's got dicks hangin on his wall...ABCs of sex...Jacob might upset the callers by going deep on their emotions...Go get your tweezers out if you want to masturbate...Scamming to get free birthright...That Mario movie just came out...Jacob's the shortest male in his family...Randy wants to be your hot cup of cocoa... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

    You All Have Some Type of Entertaining Skill

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 53:21


    Fill my ass with mannaise...You know what a diddler is, right?...Airplane blondes...Jacob Johnstone discusses his learning issues...Come on in, the asshole's fine...Eskimo brothers are gross...School sucked, even on the weekends...Spicy fried chicken for lazy white folk...Don't ever tell CJ you like her...Free advice from someone that has what you want...Big cock in that mouth of yours...New variety show at the encampment at Venice and the 405... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

    You Could Date Like a 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 53:18


    Patricia Hot Dog Water is a pretty cool name...Jacob discusses his dating life (including trans women)...Take the tip of this hot wet tongue as it tickles your ass...Math is not as hard as society tells us...Words of encouragement from Atlanta...You can keep your money and not get laid...Gummy Bear going full racist per usual...Jacob Johnstone's recounts his most toxic relationship...I can scream in my phone too if I want...Jacob has both of his parents...Halloween costumes and cocaine in San Diego...There's finally small talk... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

    I Love the Taste of Your Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 54:48


    Jacob Johnstone drives north from San Diego...Be careful at those open mics...Tell me this doesn't sound painful...Legal consultation in the room...Mammz would have shoved her off the stage...CJ got a trash cracker...I want to drain your sack after we slip into your tent...Biggest crock pot ever...Bumble allows trans women to initiate conversations...Jacob loves the San Diego club scene...I wasn't raised that way my brother...Lady from Revere wants to hear more about dicks...Their balls have a taste, for sure...Too much laughter during sex... Join us all week with Jacob Johnstone and be sure to follow him on Instagram @jacobjstone https://www.instagram.com/jacobjstone/

    It Feels So Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 48:01


    How old are you?...Mateen Stewart writes screenplays...The echo is killing me...Strokin' my cock...Corporate outing to a strip club...What are we talking about, life?...Jordan can live off Get Out forever...He called me a chicken f'er so I'm calling him a goat f'er...Are you masturbating too?...See Mateen Stewart every Sunday at the Hollywood Improv...Is Dr Strange a male or a female?...His breath smells like broiled ass...Get a lapdance where the stripper cums all over you...You can't jerk off until the AI tells you it's ok...Girl, we can't help you if you don't help yourself... Stay current with Mateen Stewart on his Instagram Instagram:  @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

    This Chatline Is Oozing With Models

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2023 48:42


    I love to be watched, how about you?...I bet on games, which is fun (when I'm winning)...I'm in a Boyz 2 Men t-shirt...Mom jeans aren't good, it's not 1987...The Detrell call-in show...Phone Freaks gets bundled with the Obama phones...Mateen will always be a Detroit Lions fan...F my mouth...Trolls are out...Sex toys or microwave...Hollywood is filled with pedophiles and satanists...Reheating lunch would suck without a microwave...I'm horny and looking for a bottom, but a model would work too...Freddy, what did you do to everybody?... Come back for more Mateen Stewart all week long! Instagram:  @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

    You Lookin' For Them Big Booty N----s

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 49:02


    Raging bone here, working my tits, working my dong...Working the road isn't as good as working at home...That sounds like Ving Rhames...Mateen loves the second bar that club has...You like to play with wiley man's bologna...Parenthood is going well for Mateen...Horny that's how I'm doin'...CJ explains how to predict a baby's height...Tranny Revere the faggot queer who likes it in his rear...I like to smoke pot... Come back for more Mateen Stewart all week long! Instagram:  @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

    They Don't Eat Ass In Poughkeepsie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 48:24


    I gotta, I gotta pussy...Mateen's mother is so supportive...What do you say when someone queefs?...Bob from Colorado meets the Lady from Boston...Truckers assist suicides...My face got sucked into the motor...Running a theater company is hard...An old man with a white beard and a cane...Which has ruined more lives, drugs or religion?...Comedy as a career...I don't mess with that cow milk...Willing bottom, and I'm real... Come back for more Mateen Stewart all week long! Instagram:  @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

    Where's My Grape Juice?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 50:17


    Mateen Stewart finds time in his busy schedule to join us...Ride that D baby!...Roasts don't really work at weddings...What can you do with a 3" D?...No paid voice performers, these callers are all real...This is the pussy in this space...CJ was not poor, her parents were just saving for retirement...Married by Mateen success stories...He's got a big wart on his forehead...You know what rape I hated watching? My rape!... Come back for more Mateen Stewart all week long! Instagram:  @mateenstewart https://instagram.com/mateenstewart

    That's A Joke, Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 52:22


    I want you to f my a...Austin was so thankful to be schooled...I'd like to order a large peperoni pizza...I'm just aware I'm an asshole...Help with his morning trouble...I got my bible right here...He's a fair God...Loud, definitely loud...Chimp Empire on the phone...I just brushed my teeth, what's left of them...One anecdotal thing...I'm having a blast...Let me tell you how we're gonna feel... For more Austin Trafelet follow him on Instagram:  @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

    I Just Hold My Breath The Whole Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 53:44


    Mammz just peed...I'm sure some of them scoot...She's 23, married and all that...Having a single mom causes you to be a good guy...Only one boyfriend her entire life...You get permission to cheat, but I want to watch...This is what we've been looking for...I believe in laughing at the misery of life...Does she know you're talking behind her back?...Spontaneous adventure and things...CJs always excited when Atlanta's in the room...That sounds like the most interesting thing ever...Gonna turn him into a cock block meme...I'll take a finger, that's it... Come back for more Austin Trafelet all week long! Instagram:  @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

    Hard To Be Yourself And Be A Good Person

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 55:47


    No disrespect, but you got a fat ass...Austin got too many hugs as a child...Cough it out girl...Everyone finds God in prison...Is that how you define well read?...Stinks like momma's leftover meatloaf...Top Level Chef psychopath...You tryin' to be a chearleader...I can't tell you my thing...Nun of your business...Is it rewarding? I guess...She weighs like 400lbs... Come back for more Austin Trafelet all week long! Instagram:  @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

    He Drinks Out Of A Sippy Cup

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 53:37


    Eveyrthing closes at 10 or 11 here...No relaxing drugs in small towns...Rub some of your precum on my nips...Mammz got caught playing with himself by the babysitter...Eventually you'll have a girlfriend of 12 years yelling at you...Rancid rendered feed...Deer season in upstate Louisville...CJ tries to get Austin in trouble...Mislabelled porn previews...All flavors, all sizes...Dirty feet are a no-go...Deadlifting just the bar... Come back for more Austin Trafelet all week long! Instagram:  @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

    If It's My Butt, This Isn't Happening

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2023 53:08


    Austin Trafelet hangs in studio...800 people is a tiny town...This is a mislabeled clip...Worth every f'ing second...Does three weeks of living in a truck qualify as being homeless?...Please start jerking it...Cocaine Bear keeps coming up...The women are conducting a symphony...San Diego is pretty apolitical...It's in his hand...Find a way to make it fresh each time...Same dude, different phone call...Solo spanking... Come back for more Austin Trafelet all week long! Instagram:  @austintrafelet https://instagram.com/austintrafelet

    Gilbert Gottfried Is Excited!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 57:33


    If they're not giving consent I doubt it's in your mouth...My 5 year plan involves not doing crack or moving back to Baltimore...I talk about what's going on in your life...Any sitcom will do...You were sexually molested at 11 or 12...Cuming this summer, Cheetah Speed Ejac...Cialis is the Rolls Royce of ED medications...Mammz gives more fantastic (or bad) advice...I've got a nice long snake in these pants daddy...The OR is all I've ever known (and it's the best)...My name's Trevyon... Catch more with Jason Schuster all week long! Instagram:  @jschucomedy https://instagram.com/jschucomedy https://www.jschucomedy.com/

    Someone Would Lose An Eye (Or A Clint)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 52:45


    If you were here I'd make you a plate...Love it, but I can't go back...If Randy comes in, I'm gone...Almost took a number 3 after a run through Beverly Hills...What's the difference between big and big ol'?...My cheeks got cheeks...Apparantly you're not allowed to say Jew--you have to say Jewish...I gotta work, I'm a business woman...It's like a super soaker...Aren't there 3 apostles?...Please call me J...My dog bit my thumb and I broke it by accident...And now he does boob jobs... Catch more with Jason Schuster all week long! Instagram:  @jschucomedy https://instagram.com/jschucomedy https://www.jschucomedy.com/

    You Can Do It, Nobody Listens

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 55:17


    Weirdest thing that's aroused Mammz...Grandpa Schuster was a professional baseball player...How many remotes does she have?...CJ had super dry salmon...Some people are still wearing masks...Breastfeeding sucks...I feel like this has Brad Pitt in it...Beware of hernias when lifting your baby...I use a gun to survive being mugged...Can you please put the geisha stuff down?...CJ is high on life...Her mouth was full of food and she was spitting it at everybody... Catch more with Jason Schuster all week long! Instagram:  @jschucomedy https://instagram.com/jschucomedy https://www.jschucomedy.com/

    Don't Do That At Your Next Sex Party

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 52:03


    Give me that kitty juice when I motorboat you...Pizza in Los Angeles sucks compared to Baltimore...Dead as a doornail?!?...I've gotta look that up...CJ can't stand how many lies are told in LA...If you went private with me I wouldn't get explicit...Ain't no party like a phone sex party...Mammz would fuck in VR with a full body suit--Judge Dredd style...Everyone apologized to me...Divorce through DocuSign please...Battleship mouth but a robo fist...Where the girls at?... Catch more with Jason Schuster all week long! Instagram:  @jschucomedy https://instagram.com/jschucomedy https://www.jschucomedy.com/

    You're Gonna Fall Asleep Right Now Because Of Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 51:27


    People don't have time to listen to this ish...C-Pap or mushrooms?...Giraffe golden-doodle...Hairloss robot remedy...I love your hard young rooster...Accidental anal...Dumbest Swedish joke on Jersey Shore...Turkish airlines does beauty tourism now...The snoring only hurts yourself...Are we allowed to appropriate and imitate anonymous people?...Moishe got herpes, stop with the biting briss... Catch more with Jason Schuster all week long! Instagram:  @jschucomedy https://instagram.com/jschucomedy https://www.jschucomedy.com/

    Lowest Possible Level of Narcisism In the World

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 54:42


    I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but...It's a weird time for comics of a certain age...Just sittin' here strokin' my caulk...Yaya voodoo...CJ mixes Shien with her designers...I don't want to see any more ham...Freestylin' in room 8...A Leo would not listen to you snore...You had to act as if they didn't exist...A mouth does feel really warm and nice...On my little chatline journey... For more comic relief from J Chris Newburg, check out the links below and come back all week! https://www.thechrisarmy.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/thechrisarmy/ Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/DwuyCFVC5lg Newburg Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/newberg/id1455119621

    There's My Class Ring!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2023 52:02


    What you mean, Curtis?...Return of the white dude!...If you fake it you're hurting yourself...At least you're doing it for God...Can I ask why you're burning in Hell?...Scientology education films for Mammz and CJ...Don't be shy ladies, I got seafood cuisine...He was a big Bible underliner...I did 5 albums before my special...Did Trump go to jail yet?...So much yelling from MAGA nation... For more comic relief from J Chris Newburg, check out the links below and come back all week! https://www.thechrisarmy.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/thechrisarmy/ Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/DwuyCFVC5lg Newburg Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/newberg/id1455119621

    Use My Leg Like a Stabilizer Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 53:49


    Down here in Texas...Cancel culture is aggressive and creates impossible platforms and platitudes...Gotta get that poison out, baby...You got a rowboat ass...Is reactionary behavior abusive?...I miss bullies. Bullies were great...She's useless to me so you take her...My wife's right next to me...Coolest haunted house ever...More Mario diversification talk...I couldn't be stomped and was still stompin' his head... For more comic relief from J Chris Newburg, check out the links below and come back all week! https://www.thechrisarmy.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/thechrisarmy/ Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/DwuyCFVC5lg Newburg Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/newberg/id1455119621

    Laws of Attraction With Anger and Violence

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 55:03


    Y'all near made her choke, shit...The guitar was like a shield...Introducing Wasabi and Douchebag Libra...Slide my hole over it...Kick people in the mouth who do vision boards...Paranormal Activity is based on a true story...It's definitely about asking yourself the right questions...It's important for the rhythm of the show to have the gay rooms...You can't break free of your old story when you are surrounded by your old audience... For more comic relief from J Chris Newburg, check out the links below and come back all week! https://www.thechrisarmy.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/thechrisarmy/ Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/DwuyCFVC5lg Newburg Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/newberg/id1455119621

    I Don't Suck D and My Cactus Thrives From Neglect

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 53:28


    J Chris Newburg hangs in person...Coach is back and aiming for a daisy chain...Brooklyn is always laughing and she cannot...Michigan is basically Chicago in a different wrap...CJ dates a lot of guys that aren't BJ fanatics...Friends with kids are commercials for not having kids...We got a record deal on a Friday...Some people are just independent and want to press on...Do you think it's his middle finger?...I played guitar when I got tired of firing guitar players...You have to break the square to have a circle jerk... For more comic relief from J Chris Newburg, check out the links below and come back all week! https://www.thechrisarmy.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/thechrisarmy/ Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/DwuyCFVC5lg Newburg Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/newberg/id1455119621

    The Only 100% Safe Form Of Birth Control Is Abstinence :(

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 49:55


    Why would I have a purple D?...Life at Sea Cruise, scam?...Church of Entheogenic Plants...Got bleach in his eyeballs while permin' his head...I ride skates everywhere I go...Do the cinnamon challenge with mushrooms...Movin and groovin, doin things...Jenny Roberts does 5 minutes for our audience...It wasn't even a poop...Generators turn this caller on...I'll suck you off while my wife Christy watches...What did Jenny learn while on the show?... For more Jenny Roberts come back all week and follow her below! Instagram @LadraRoberts https://www.instagram.com/ladraroberts/ TikTok @LadraRoberts https://www.tiktok.com/@ladraroberts

    Uncle Roger Sandwich? Yes, Please

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 51:46


    I took what was afforded to me...Jenny Roberts understands being a mom means being there...Every bread needs a seat at the table...Mammz has broken ears cause he's old AF...Monogomy exception...Let me taste your precum...Shaun Nichols wants oral in public...NY and LA are fun to visit, but SF is home...Brooklyn's gonna cum get Tony's D!...That's it, pop it in...Of course I'm gonna rag on Portland--it's Portland...Putting on a condom for phone sex?... For more Jenny Roberts come back all week and follow her below! Instagram @LadraRoberts https://www.instagram.com/ladraroberts/ TikTok @LadraRoberts https://www.tiktok.com/@ladraroberts

    Thank God. It's Just Masturbation.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 50:45


    I'm single, so yay!...Don't be a jackass just because we both have pride flags...Oh my god, more gun talk...Lisa Marie Presley's goodbye at Graceland...Shaun Nichols gets homemade underpants from his mother...Malicious compliance is the best thing in the world...Ja Rule or Jelly Roll?...Covid testing for toddlers...That laugh, FML...It was a lot of poop...Airport security is just great for him...Always hard sounds like a medical condition... For more Jenny Roberts come back all week and follow her below! Instagram @LadraRoberts https://www.instagram.com/ladraroberts/ TikTok @LadraRoberts https://www.tiktok.com/@ladraroberts

    Maybe He Doesn't Have Apple Sized Balls Like You Do

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 47:16


    If you don't spit on it, it won't go in...Mom talk with Jenny Roberts...He tried to get back up and go play again...I'm gonna move in with you Stormy...Tango is good for going out and grabbing strangers...Who likes coloring books?...Everybody lookin' at mine...The "Get back with your ex thing"...One of my old friends hit me up last night...It depends on the man...Is everybody on this line jacking off?... For more Jenny Roberts come back all week and follow her below! Instagram @LadraRoberts https://www.instagram.com/ladraroberts/ TikTok @LadraRoberts https://www.tiktok.com/@ladraroberts

    Retirement Homes Are Kind of Like Jail

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 45:55


    Jenny Roberts gets filthy...Tornado watch freaks Atlanta...Gummy smoked too much drugs tonight...Corporate morale discussion...You know her favorite word...Still moaning you weirdo...The Artists' Way is good for creative types...Real guns, real big guns...Yeah, I've got hair on my butt... For more Jenny Roberts come back all week and follow her below! Instagram @LadraRoberts https://www.instagram.com/ladraroberts/ TikTok @LadraRoberts https://www.tiktok.com/@ladraroberts

    The Thinnest D1ck Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 51:41


    If we're gonna be a team I have to trust you...Atom Stranj wasn't interested in college, but he knows greek life...The least you could do is fly her there...I don't think a girl has ever just said "fist me"...Coco will rub her teeth up and down your shaft...What was the male to female ratio at this audio school?...He's a preacher, he's a lawyer, he's everything...He's a mother father thoroughbred...You've been hit by Elvis and Mike the Truck Driver...Gref does the sound for the show...Not this guy again...Gonna send some burritos to my son and his friends at work...Happy burfday... For more Atom Stranj check him out below: Instagram @dadbodbatman Facebook @atomstranj TikTok @atomstranj

    Slap Him In the Face With It

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 53:00


    Two vaginas usually means two uteruses...I want to see you in your little skimpy outfit...Frame-by-frame...Mammz needs a new intern...May or may not...It's 10 o'clock at night, of course I'm not working...You're worried about the tampons when you should be worried about the temperment...What would your momma and father think?...CJ explians her sorority...Do you want to be on the podcast?...A negative impression is probably the right impression... For more Atom Stranj listen all week and check him out below: Instagram @dadbodbatman Facebook @atomstranj TikTok @atomstranj

    Look At You With Your Baby Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 51:41


    You ain't no damn skinhead...Atom Stranj used to be shallow AF...His fist looks like a loaf of bread...You away from me is my favorite position...Only Fans is the female soundcloud...Canadian Constables, not militarized police...Did she say pussy or bussy?...Treat my butt like a pussy, sir...The Lord blessed me to get a nice car...Tortillas, pork roast and chiles...They all got pistols... For more Atom Stranj listen all week and check him out below: Instagram @dadbodbatman Facebook @atomstranj TikTok @atomstranj

    Mammz Must Have a Horse Caulk

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 50:44


    T-Girl entertaining the room...Atom Stranj tells us why music didn't work out...They're gonna hang you up by your Buster Browns...You have a serious problem, other than alcoholism...Atom was stepdaddin' it...You had a baby and threw it into the trashcan...Get your funky ass outta here you slob...You can hear the meth in her voice...CJ, kids, no thank you...Hamburger Head can't hear this, can he?...I wanna piss in your mouth, that would make me happy...Humor is the old switcherooney... For more Atom Stranj listen all week and check him out below: Instagram @dadbodbatman Facebook @atomstranj TikTok @atomstranj

    Why Was the ”Hard R” the Most Shocking Thing So Far?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 52:51


    Comedian Atom Strand joins the show all week...Atom tells Mammz he can fart on the mic...Googley eyes on my pet rock?...Weak minded mother father...South Jersey, like Philly...Say what you just said, Queen...Atom ran as far away from Jersey as he could...Indie filmmaking support in NorCal...Let's get weird with the boy boner...Mike is back!...With the hard R... For more Atom Stranj listen all week and check him out below: Instagram @dadbodbatman Facebook @atomstranj TikTok @atomstranj

    I Don't Know Why I Cry During Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 53:05


    Karl Lagerfeld tribute...I want to eat a black man's booty hole...Recycled Coachella influencer presence...Spyder Jones wraps up with us...My daughter is 4 and has autism...Buy em gifts...Spyder went to a K-K-Kegger...You're gonna get old too... For more Spyder Jones check out the links below https://twitter.com/spyder_jones https://www.instagram.com/spyderjones https://www.youtube.com/@ComedicDJ https://www.comedianspyderjones.com

    Does The Truck Have To Consent?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 54:12


    Another burp from CJ...Super Mario Bros reviewed...Shoot that load...Baby sharks...Spyder Jones just finished touring...Mammz will translate the cranky white people...That was the first time he died...This is the weirdest jerk-off room...Must be rubbing his d1ck raw... Come back all week for more with Spyder Jones! https://twitter.com/spyder_jones https://www.instagram.com/spyderjones https://www.youtube.com/@ComedicDJ https://www.comedianspyderjones.com

    Everything About That Statement Is Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 54:17


    Mammz and CJ play "Would You Rather?"...Go look in the mirror...Best sex ever with Grandma Mammz...Spyder Jones started comedy on a dare...I had to laugh at that one...He lives in a group home...Sometimes you look for love in the wrong places... Come back all week for more with Spyder Jones! https://twitter.com/spyder_jones https://www.instagram.com/spyderjones https://www.youtube.com/@ComedicDJ https://www.comedianspyderjones.com

    Two Little Gnome Gremlins That Came From Your Vag

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 55:51


    Gimme dat news...I was late because someone groped me on the train...Gotta wash my coochie...X-Men is now real in Florida???...Spyder Jones interview continued...The pork's all nice and tender right now...Cleaning ass for a living...You can't say happy holidays to that...He ran for the hills...I looked up their dental records... Come back all week for more with Spyder Jones! https://twitter.com/spyder_jones https://www.instagram.com/spyderjones https://www.youtube.com/@ComedicDJ https://www.comedianspyderjones.com

    Spyder Jones's D Brings Things To Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 54:32


    Is Hamburger Head actually Sven?...Daddy Mammz snarted...This is Jeff...More sneeze news...Spyder (with a Y) Jones...She 5'6", 115lbs and VERY white...Don't drink it too fast or you'll get sick...Stop paying for those $20 whores...You really sound fat and disgusting...I'm gonna play Warzone... Come back all week for more with Spyder Jones! https://twitter.com/spyder_jones https://www.instagram.com/spyderjones https://www.youtube.com/@ComedicDJ https://www.comedianspyderjones.com

    Mulatto Tranny Is the New Girl Scout Cookie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 55:13


    Coronation day...Mammz doesn't like used stuff...Future gives his clothes to the homeless...Strokin' in NY...The no pants look started in the '60s...Chris Espinoza wraps up the week...I don't know how big my balls are...Steve Renezizzi needs to resolve the unspoken beef...Mammz knows exactly what a T-Girl sounds like...Is sexy in here?...Billy invites someone over to share his sub and sex...I've been eating peaches all day long...It would be a caramel covered Oreo... Follow Chris Espinoza on Instagram @chriseecomedy

    Put Two Fingers In Your Hole For Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 55:27


    Mammz and CJ review Tetris (the movie)...I'm not trying to flirt with you or anything...Little One knows who Mario and Luigi are...Chris Espinoza loves the laughter the most...When CJ was 19 she had a fake ID...Please don't pee on me...Silver fox matoor male...No one would know, I would be in the closet...Two fingers all the way up my hole right now...Your friend was on the other line...How big are you?...Leaving Buffalo and going to the city... Come back all week for more laughs with Chris Espinoza and follow him on Instagram @chriseecomedy

    This Is a Burger King, Ma'am-- Please Stop Undressing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 55:03


    Mammz sets an ear candle record...All the sluts live in California...CJ explains why blowies are bad yet again...Chris Espinoza shares his wrestling experience...We had several male clarinet players...Edith enjoys a Whopper...He a truecomer...Wheeee!...I told him you're dumb yourself...They gonna come in here with their Barry White voice... Come back all week for more laughs with Chris Espinoza and follow him on Instagram @chriseecomedy

    If You Say The N-Word Enough I Assume You're Feet Don't Smell Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 54:40


    Poets agree Chat GPT is no good at poetry...Condom bags are the new must have...You ain't sleepin' bro...Don't brag about robbing the cartel...Herpes went mainstream from romantic kissing during the bronze age...Chris Espinoza interview part 2...Treat Yo Self!...When I say nasty, I'm dead ass serious...There's no one else to talk to in here...Go to a private room--that's what they're for!...Heavy with the nugget right away...I feel like I'm on adderall... Come back all week for more laughs with Chris Espinoza and follow him on Instagram @chriseecomedy

    Chris Espinoza Plays Fantasy With Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 54:40


    CJ ruined someone's bedding...What's up Angel?...Mammz murderz code instead of puzzy...Chris Espinoza beams in from San Diego...Ice cube challenge clarified...Were you bi when you married her?..Let's watch a Naomi Watts movie...I've never heard of group homes for men...You can call me the shot caller...   Come back all week for more laughs with Chris Espinoza and follow him on Instagram @chriseecomedy

    I Understand You Had a Weird Uncle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 54:10


    Fashion Friday...Mumbai fashion week...Do you know any pedophiles?...Gwyneth Paltrow's court fashion...Children's books and toys in rehab...Raven Gregory interview part 5...Boys are easy...Pretty girls don't pay for drugs...Time to go to work...I don't care if it would have helped you...My momma didn't raise me right...I'm gorgeous...Let me get some cigarettes and hook you up...Your damage is hilarious to me... If you want more of Raven Gregory, visit him on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/TheRavenGregoryFanPage

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