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SSRN is a podcast that spreads all type of news and positivity messages. No more fake news!

Paul George


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    Kanye West Speedruns a Twitch Ban

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 0:48


    Kanye hopped on Twitch and got insta-yeeted in 7 minutes—new personal best. After previewing his wild “Heil Hitler” track and stacking up a resume of chaos, Twitch said nah fam and hit him with the digital guillotine. This man really out here treating bans like achievements.

    Pope Francis Logged Out of Life — Heaven Got the W

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 0:41


    Bro fr ascended. Pope Francis, the Vatican's top G since 2013, just dipped from Earth and caught that holy respawn. Word on the street is his brain blue-screened and now he's chillin' in heaven with the saints. From blessing timelines to shutting down capitalism IRL, the Pope really said “mission complete.” This vid breaks down the vibes, the legacy, and the logout. No cap.#HolyW#FinalLogout#PopeOut#HeavenGotANewMain

    “MAMI SAID YES?? Rhea Ripley LEGALLY Adopts Fan at WrestleMania & Internet LOSES SANITY”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2025 1:59


    we deep dive into the unhinged chaos of Rhea Ripley literally adopting a fan at WrestleMania like it's WWE Family Simulator. Mami pulled out the pen, signed the papers, and boom — buddy got IRL lore unlocked. We're talkin' parasocial speedrun, fanfic turned canon, and the timeline combusting with “me next” energy. Cringe? Iconic? Mentally cooked? Yes. Tap in as we unpack the most brain rot moment of WWE 2025.#RheaRipley #WrestleMania2025 #WWEChaos #WWEFamilySimulator #ParasocialSpeedrun #FanficTurnedCanon #WWEUnhinged #BrainRotMoments #CringeOrIconic #TimelineCombustion #WWE2025 #MamiMoments #WWEFanCulture #MentalCooked #WWEDeepDive #WrestlingLore #IconicWrestlingMoments

    16 Yrs Old: Can Drive, Can Work, Can't Watch a Skibidi Ad?? | COPPA 2.0

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 2:40


    Yo, so COPPA 2.0 just dropped and it's lookin' like the internet equivalent of putting training wheels on a Tesla. Like, who said kids under 17 can't handle an ad? Bruh, 16-year-olds out here drivin' cars, holdin' down jobs, payin' for DoorDash and Spotify Premium, but suddenly an ad for Takis is where we draw the line? Like huh? Be so fr right now.

    KFC's Fried Chicken Toothpaste is a Disgusting Gimmick That No One Needed

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 3:28


    KFC's fried chicken-flavored toothpaste is here, and it's a total gimmick. Seriously, who asked for this? From the hype to the bizarre concept, we're diving into why this “novelty product” is just… unnecessary.

    Brain Rot News Drop: Mars, TikTok Drama, & The Sims 5 Madness!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 3:43


    Get ready for the craziest breaking news in Gen Alpha lingo! From Elon Musk's Mars plans to TikTok drama shaking the internet, and The Sims 5 dropping major teasers – we're covering it all. Tune in for the lowdown on what's popping and why the internet's losing its mind! You don't wanna miss this vibe.

    iOS 18.4 Emojis Got Me Acting Skibidi

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 2:05


    Yo, Apple spilled the tea on iOS 18.4, and it's straight fire

    Brain Rot Bulletin: April Fool's 2025 –Zero Chill

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 3:14


    Fam, it's April 1, 2025, and the world's serving chaos on a platter! Trump yeets health workers, Neuralink bro slays chess with his brain, Davina sobs over her tumor slay, a senator's skull gets stapled, and phones are frying our vibes. Real stories, brain-rot remix—catch these W's before reality ratios us all!

    Cameo Stay Finessing and Defending Weirdos for the Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 6:22


    Cameo be looking like a W at first but nah it's a whole scam wrapped in clout chasing. Celebs charging like $500 to mumble a 10-second shoutout like bro at least pretend to care. Hidden fees everywhere, weird paywalls, and if you ain't got money don't even bother tryna feel included.And they really out here letting predators like edp445 eat while blackballing new talents for nothing. Bro got canceled off the whole internet but Cameo still letting him run it up like that's normal. Protecting creeps but acting like they care about their image is crazy.New talent get it even worse. They let you make a couple hundred in a week from instant mode, gassing you up, then boom you blacklisted like you never existed. No promo, no support, just tossed aside once they done eating off you.Yeah some celebs make it cool but overall it's overpriced mid. Cameo be the fast food of fan interactions, barely worth it but people keep coming back like they don't know better.

    Steph Curry x Michelle Obama Drop ‘Plezi'—The Hydration Collab Nobody Asked For

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 0:50


    Oh boy, here we go. Steph Curry and Michelle Obama just decided to drop a new drink on us, and it's called Plezi. Yeah, you heard that right—Steph Curry, the guy who made a career out of shooting three-pointers, and Michelle Obama, who's basically the self-proclaimed queen of nutrition and the “Let's Move!” campaigns, have teamed up to drop a hydration drink that's supposed to compete with Prime, Gatorade, and whatever else you've been drinking while pretending to be healthy.Plezi comes in three flavors—Lemon Lime, Orange Mango Twist, and Tropical Punch—because who doesn't want to sip on a drink that sounds like it could be the official beverage of a 2010s Nickelodeon cartoon? Available for $25 for a pack of 12, which is totally not gonna flop harder than the new Snow White movie. Like, did Michelle Obama really sign up for this? Oh, and don't forget, Steph's wife, Ayesha, helped “create” the drink formula, which—no shade, but I'm pretty sure they just tossed some fruit flavors and called it “unbeatable.”People are already roasting this collab harder than a burnt toast on Twitter. It's the most “random collab of the year,” they say. The most “weirdest collab ever,” they say. Seriously, it's like mixing a sports drink with a public service announcement about healthy eating. But hey, let's not forget, this isn't just about throwing a drink into the market—Curry was in the lab, helping with everything, from the drink to the bottle. Because if there's anyone who knows how to bottle success, it's a guy who hits shots from half-court, right?Honestly, unless it's the official drink of your local gym's treadmill section, Plezi's gonna flop harder than a cringe-worthy TikTok dance at your aunt's wedding.

    TikTok Going Wild with AMBER Alerts on the FYP!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 1:02


    Ayo, TikTok just went FULL PARENT MODE, fam. Now, if there's a kid missing near you, BAM, an AMBER alert is gonna pop up on your FYP like it's no biggie. Yup, you ain't gotta search for nothin', it's just there, right in front of your face, interrupting your scroll. And get this—there's a button to call 911 like it's some sorta hero button.Like, imagine you're vibing to your favorite sound, and BOOM, an alert hits your screen. Now, you're not just out here for the memes—you're saving lives. Don't just keep scrolling, fam. Hit that 911 button and be the real-life superhero TikTok needs.

    Blood Moon Tomorrow: Total Slay or Total Flop? No Cap, It's Bussin'!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 1:38


    Yo, fam, there's a straight-up blood moon droppin' tomorrow, March 13, 2025, and it's gonna be bussin'! This ain't no mid lunar vibe—Earth's shadow's gonna yeet the moon into a red glow for 65 minutes, peakin' at 2:59 a.m. EDT. North America's got the VIP pass, but if you're West Coast, it's poppin' off at 11:26 p.m. PDT. No cap, it's the first total lunar eclipse since 2022, and it's lowkey a big deal.The moon's gonna be extra—like, Worm Moon meets Blood Moon energy, all because the sun's rays get filtered through Earth's atmosphere, turnin' it red like a TikTok glow-up. You don't need drip or fancy gear to peep it—just vibe outside with clear skies. Binoculars? Slay. Telescope? Chef's kiss. But even naked eyes are valid for this sigma event.If you're tryna lock in, totality's the main character moment—stars might even pop off around it. East Coast, you're up late at 2:26 a.m.; Hawaii, you're chillin' at 8:26 p.m. Weather's the only opp—clouds could ratio your view, so pray for W skies. Europe's cooked tho, barely catchin' it before moonset.This ain't just cap—it's a flex from nature, first of three blood moons by 2026. Christopher Columbus once used one to rizz up some locals in 1504, so it's got lore. Don't snooze on this—set your alarm, grab some munchies, and vibe check the night sky. It's goated, fr fr.

    Queen Energy Unlocked: The World Celebrate International Women's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2025 2:54


    International Women's Day is like this BIG day on March 8th where we celebrate all the amazing women everywhere! It's like a global shoutout to all the ladies who've done awesome things, from breaking barriers to just being absolute legends. It's all about shouting ‘Yay women!' but also calling out the things that still aren't fair – like, why are some things still so messed up? We need to smash stereotypes and make sure women can do whatever they want, anywhere. So, it's basically about saying ‘Go women!' and making sure the world gets a whole lot better for everyone, no matter where they are! And we do that TODAY.

    Skype's Yeeted in May 2025: Gen Alpha's Brain Rot Scoop on the L Vibe

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 2:04


    Alright, fam, here's the extra sauce your Gen Alpha brain rot crew needs to know about Skype getting yeeted in May 2025. Hold tight, ‘cause we're diving deeper into the tea.First off, the shutdown's not just a random vibe check – Microsoft's been dropping hints for ages that Skype was on life support. They've been pumping all their clout into Microsoft Teams, tryna make it the one-stop shop for calls, chats, and that corporate slay. Since 2021, Teams has been eating Skype's lunch, and now it's got over 300 million monthly users vibin' on it. Skype? Bro, it's been fading faster than a Snapchat streak – no cap, it's barely a blip next to Discord or WhatsApp these days.For the tech nerds in the squad, here's the 411: starting May 5, 2025, Skype's desktop and mobile apps are getting bricked. You won't even be able to log in, fam – it's a total blackout. Microsoft's like, “Don't trip, we gotchu,” and they're auto-migrating your Skype contacts and chat history to Teams. But heads up – some old files or crusty memes you sent back in 2010 might not make the cut. If you're tryna save those throwback receipts, you gotta export ‘em manually before the plug's pulled. Check Skype's settings for the “export chat history” move – it's lowkey clutch.Oh, and if you're still flexin' Skype credits or a subscription? Microsoft's got your back… kinda. They're promising refunds or Teams credits, but you gotta jump on that before the deadline or it's a fat L. No word yet on the exact cutoff, so stay woke and peep their official site for the deets.For the real ones who used Skype for sus late-night calls or international rizz, this hits different. It's not just an app dying – it's a whole era getting ratioed. Gen Alpha's probably like, “Who cares, we got better opps,” but the millennials are out here crying over their pixelated webcam memories. X posts are already popping off with “Skype was my childhood” takes – pure copium.Last thing: don't sleep on Teams sneaking in some AI glow-up. Microsoft's been flexing with Copilot integration, so maybe they're tryna make it less boomer and more banger. Could be a W for the future, but right now, it's still giving “forced group project” energy.So, squad, that's the full drip. Skype's toast, Teams is the new plug, and the clock's ticking ‘til May. You dropping a “F” in the chat for Skype, or are we just moving on? Stay skibidi, fam!

    Touch Grass App Drops March ‘25: Screen Time's Cooked, Brains Are Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 2:19


    First off, this ain't just a gimmick—it's got real brains behind it. The app's using Google's Cloud Vision API to flex its grass-detecting skills, scanning your pics like a hawk to make sure you're not faking it with some sad houseplant or a green rug. Rumor has it, Rhys Kentish might even level up to a custom AI model down the line, so it's only gonna get smarter at sniffing out your outdoor vibes. That's next-gen accountability, fam—no cheating the system!For the eco-warriors out there, it's got a green heart. That 50% of premium skip profits goin' to UK wildlife and rewilding? It's not just talk—think restoring habitats, planting trees, and saving critters while you're saving yourself from scrollin' into oblivion. It's a double W: less screen time for you, more nature for the planet. Plus, the app's got a retro 8-bit pixelated vibe—like if Mario had to ditch the pipes and go hug a lawn—so it's got that quirky charm to keep things fun.Listeners should also know it's iOS-only for now, droppin' March 14, 2025, so Android peeps gotta sit tight. You'll need an iPhone with iOS 17 or later, and yeah, you gotta have actual grass nearby—no excuses, city dwellers might need to hunt for a park! The free version's chill with one skip a month, but premium's where the party's at: unlimited app blocks, screen time stats to flex your progress, and extra skips if you're feelin' lazy. It's perfect for anyone who's ever lost a whole morning to TikTok and thought, “Bruh, I need help.”Oh, and the hype's real—it blew up on X and Hacker News after Rhys dropped the teaser, so your listeners are gettin' in on somethin' that's already got the internet buzzin'. It's not just an app; it's a vibe shift—kickin' phone addiction to the curb, one grass pic at a time. Tell ‘em to pre-order it on the App Store and get ready to touch grass like it's a side quest in the game of life!

    "Tulane SA Drama: Tea Spilled, No Cap"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 2:32


    Can we get more prevention? Protect our women man.

    Insta's New Dislike Button: Yeeting Vibes or Yeeting Mental Peace?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 1:33


    Insta's dropping a new dislike button and peeps are shook! Could this be the end of good vibes or just the start of more tea?

    Gettin' Rid of Pennies Like a Boss: Trump's Official Giga Chad Moment

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 1:17


    BREAKING NEWS: Trump invents a new currency—Skullduggery Coin—to fight inflation. Pennies are OUT, and DOGE is the new president of the U.S. #MakeAmericaBillionaireAgain

    Super Bowl 59: Chiefs vs. Eagles - A Skibidi Toilet Bowl

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 2:33


    In a spectacle that could only be described as the ultimate brain rot event of the year, Super Bowl 59 pits the Kansas City Chiefs against the Philadelphia Eagles in New Orleans on February 9, 2025. This isn't just a game; it's a cultural phenomenon where football meets internet memes, viral dance moves, and the kind of commentary that only Gen Alpha can appreciate. Expect a showdown where Patrick Mahomes tries to three-peat with his legendary hair, while Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley aim to make the Eagles fly higher than ever, all under the watchful eye of millions, both in the stadium and glued to their screens, ready to turn every play into the next big meme.

    "iPhone SE 2025 Dropping Next Week, Yeet the Home Button, Get USB-C!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 1:15


    Get ready, fam! Apple's about to drop the new iPhone SE 2025 next week, saying bye-bye to the iconic home button and hello to a USB-C port. It's time to upgrade your tech game!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 2:01


    For less than a bag of chips, you can get a personalized message from future president, internet icon, and certified GOAT Prap Young. Don't miss your chance to own a piece of history before he realizes he's undercharging. Get yours now!

    YouTube's Got Us Rizzless: Hour-Long Ads Got Us Skibidi, Get Premium or GTFO

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 1:02


    Bruh, YouTube's on some next level sus with these hour-long ads that you can't even yeet away, it's straight up sus!

    Royal Baby Just Dropped: Beatrice's Fam Lowkey Obsessed with Tiny Queen-to-Be

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 2:33


    “Beatrice just had baby Athena, and the fam is absolutely obsessed! Instead of Christmas with the in-laws, they kicked it with the Royals at Sandringham. Tiny Athena's already a star, and Granny Fergie's out here flexing her lil' squad. Baby Athena's got that royal lineage and a goddess name to match, and Beatrice is still out here leveling up in charity work. The whole fam's thriving—royal vibes only!”

    Florida Man Busted for Threats on Trump on Twitter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2025 1:46


    "This Floridian dude got busted for spitting mad threats at Trump on Twitter X, yeeting his freedom. Now the Secret Service be all over it, tryna figure out if he's just cap or a real menace."

    MrBeast Yeets for TikTok The Ultimate Clout Grab

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 2:18


    MrBeast is lowkey tryna cop TikTok before it gets yeeted by the gov. This fam's all about that viral life, and now he's on a mission to keep the brain-dead vids poppin'. But it's not just about clout; it's a whole saga of politics, censorship, and the fight for the app everyone's obsessed with. No cap, this could be the biggest flex of the year.

    Snowmageddon 2025: Louisiana's Winter Wonderland Gone Wild

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 2:27


    Yo, I want you peeps to know:- **Nature Be Wild:** Even in a place like Louisiana, where it's all about that heat, snow can still come through and be like, "Surprise!"- **I Hope You Got Ready, Fam:** I hope you prepped for the wild weather, no matter how rare. keep those alerts on.- **We're Stronger Together:** These wild weather moments show how we gotta look out for each other. From neighbors to the gov making moves, we're all in this together.- **Find the Lit Side:** Yeah, snow can be a pain, but it's also a chance to have some fun and make some epic memories. Embrace the moment.- **Safety First:** Keep it safe, don't be out here sliding on the roads, stay warm, and check on your homies, especially the ones who might not handle the cold well.- **Learn from This:** After the snow melts, we gotta think about what went right and what went wrong so next time, we're not just winging it.Enjoy the snow!

    "Trump Takes Oath as 47th Prez: Inside Edition Cause Winter's A B**ch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 1:41


    Yo, Trump's getting sworn in for his second round as the 47th Prez, but it's indoors 'cause it's freakin' freezing outside, bruh. No outdoor vibez, they moved all that to the Capitol Rotunda to keep everyone from turning into popsicles. After he takes the oath, he's gonna scribble on some executive orders like it's nothing and then there's this lowkey parade at Capital One Arena 'cause, y'know, weather's trash. First time since Grover Cleveland for this non-consecutive term vibe, fam.

    TikTok Ban Drama: App Gets Yeeted, Revived, and Back in Action Amid National Security Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 1:48


    TikTok faced a rollercoaster ride in the U.S., getting banned over national security concerns tied to its Chinese ownership. After a Supreme Court rejection and a temporary shutdown, former President Trump intervened with an executive order, sparking hope for its return. Now back online, the app's comeback highlights the chaotic intersection of politics, tech, and internet culture, proving you can't keep the FYP down for long.

    "TikTok Yeeted from U.S. - Banned, No Cap"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 1:12


    TikTok's been banned in the U.S., fam, after the Supreme Court dropped the hammer on ByteDance unless they sell out. Users are shook, creators are big mad, and everyone's jumping ship to other apps or hoping for a comeback. Stay tuned for what's next in this wild ride..

    Snowpocalypse Hitting Louisiana, No Cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 2:00


    Tuesday's looking like a full-on winter saga in Louisiana, with potential for up to a foot of snow, fr fr. Prep like it's a hurricane, 'cause this ain't no regular snowfall, ong. Stay warm or it's an L for you.Disclaimer: I know the snow ain't an apocalypse, lol. It was just a pun on the fact that LA hasn't seen this kinda snow since 2008, ong.

    TikTok Ban Drama: Celeb Buyout Shenanigans, Yeet or Keep?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 1:34


    Dive into the ultimate brain rot where the TikTok ban looms, and we're all just yeeting ideas about celebs like Elon Musk saving the day. It's all cap or no cap, from Trump's flip-flop vibes to the Supreme Court's big brain moves. Will TikTok get the boot, or are we copping it for the lols? Stay tuned for the tea, fam.

    High School Drama: Teacher Framed in Cringe AF Catfishing Scheme

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 1:51


    Two brain-rotted high school girls tried to cancel their teacher with some cringe fake messages, but it was all just a mid bruh moment that ended with them taking the L thankfully because no innocent person deserves to go through this when there's actual predator teachers out there.

    Sunset Fire Goes Skibidi in Hollywood Hills, Evacs on Fleek, No Cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 1:49


    Disclaimer: this podcast episode isn't mean to offend or mock the victims of these fires. I and many others are praying for these victims. This is just to shed some light in these hard times. And to have another way of reporting on the news without everything being all sad. :( when clearly everything is sad for California at the moment. Ong, there's this massive fire, the Sunset Fire, poppin' off in the Hollywood Hills, no cap. It's like, right by Runyon Canyon, and it's already munched through 50 acres, fr fr. They had to evac everyone from, like, Laurel Canyon to Hollywood Blvd, which is so sad for all the people who had to dip out of their homes. Like, imagine losing your crib where you keep all your stuff, it's so skibidi sad. The fire's close to some major spots too, like where they do the Oscars and the Hollywood Bowl, and they're doing everything to stop it from going cray. But, like, props to the firefighters for dropping water from the sky and trying to keep this under control. It's just so sus how quick these things can spread, and I feel so bad for anyone affected, no cap. And like, the vibes are just off with all these evacuations, you know? People are out there with their pets, trying to find somewhere safe, and it's just not fair, fr. Everyone's just tryna keep their rizz up while dealing with all this chaos. The air is all smoky and it's giving everyone major FOMO for just, like, normal life. It's so sus how these fires keep popping off, and it's just a reminder of how life can go from 100 to 0 real quick. Shoutout to all the first responders, they're the real MVPs in this mess, trying to save what they can. But for the victims, it's like their whole world is glitching, and it's just sad to see their lives on pause like this. Here's hoping they can bounce back and get back to their grind soon, no cap.

    Sniffin' in the Metaverse: Sony's Wild Olfactory Gaming Flex, No Cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 2:37


    - Ong, Sony's out here tryna make your PlayStation game sesh a full-on sniff fest, with tech that lets you catch whiffs of in-game vibes, no cap. They dropped a patent for this wild move.- This ain't new, fam. Sony's been on that immersion grind, just like they did with the PS5's haptic feedback and that 3D audio, tryna make you feel like you're in the game, not just playin' it.- This concept's lit, buildin' on old school moves like Smell-O-Vision and even Microsoft's Xbox controller that was tryna make you smell the game. They're tryna hit all your senses, sight, sound, touch, and now smell, ong.

    The Latest Scoop on Bourbon Street's Bonkers Bedlam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 2:07


    Aight, here's the tea on the NOLA chaos:- Victims on Deck: 14 peeps got iced, 35 more got banged up. We talkin' college kids, locals, all kinds of folks, showing this dude wasn't choosy about who he hit.- About the Sus: Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a 42-year-old vet from the Army in Texas, got capped by the cops after he started blastin'. - Terror Vibes: FBI's all over this, callin' it a terror move 'cause they found an ISIS flag in his whip and he was droppin' love for ISIS on the net.- Sec was Slacking: Them security blocks meant to keep cars out? Yeah, they were gettin' fixed, so the streets were open, leavin' everyone on edge about safety.- City's Shaken: This hit home hard, fr. Folks are shook in a place that's usually all about good times. They've got support stuff going for the peeps hurt and their fam. We stand with you!

    Bourbon Street Tragedy: 10 Gone, Dozens Hurt in New Year's Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 2:49


    In the early hours of New Year's Day, a tragic event unfolded on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. A man, identified as Shamsud Din Jabbar, drove a pickup truck into a crowd of revelers, resulting in the deaths of at least 10 individuals and injuries to more than 35 others. After the collision, Jabbar, clad in body armor, engaged in a shootout with police officers before being fatally shot. Two officers sustained injuries during the exchange but are reported to be in stable condition. The FBI is treating the incident as an act of terrorism, especially after discovering improvised explosive devices at the scene. Mayor LaToya Cantrell has labeled the event a “terrorist attack.” The motive behind Jabbar's actions remains under investigation. 

    Jimmy Carter Yeets at 100: A Peanut King's Final Farewell

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 1:09


    Bro, Jimmy Carter just yeeted from this world at 100, fr fr. Like, dude was the GOAT of wholesome ex-prez vibes. Always reppin' the peanut farmer drip and doing the most for peace and humanity. Now he's vibin' in the big peanut farm in the sky, prolly negotiating angel treaties or something.Man really said, “Y'all got this” after living through wars, crises, and the entire meme era. Homie built houses for people when most dudes his age were just snoozing in recliners. And he did it after being prez. Like, who does that? A king, that's who.Rip bozo, but not in a clown way, more like a “you did it, legend” way. We'll miss u and your peanut energy, Jimmy. The world feels low-key empty without you.

    Brain Rot Break: Sneezes, Holidays, and a Merry Christmas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 1:42


    Hey, you didn't think I'd leave you hanging, did you? After battling a relentless case of sneezes, I'm taking a break for the holidays to soak in some Christmas cheer. Tune in for my chaotic (and totally unprofessional) apology, some big holiday vibes, and my plan to return in 2025—unless something wild happens in the meantime. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, folks!

    Addison Rae Names Her Fandom ‘Raecists'—Internet Says ‘Girl, What?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 2:43


    Addison Rae dropped her fandom name as “Raecists,” and the internet instantly hit her with a collective side-eye. Chaos ensued, no cap.

    MJ's Lost Bangers Found in a Crusty Warehouse—This Drops Harder Than Billie Jean, No Cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 2:43


    Some dude legit found unreleased Michael Jackson tracks chilling in an abandoned warehouse—straight heat from the King of Pop's prime. This is wild, no cap.

    Trump at His Gyatt Castle Calls Canada the 51st State

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 1:47


    Yo, Trump just dropped a bombshell at his gyatt fortress, saying Canada's gonna be the 51st state, fam. The vibes? Totally wrecked. Everyone's like, "WTF, did he just say that?" while Trudeau's probably in his feels, trying not to yeet the meeting. News is blowing up, social media's on fire with memes, and folks are straight up shook. Is this cap or real talk? No one knows, but the internet's having a field day.

    "Skibidi Update: YouTube Goes Full Gyatt with Voice Comments!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 2:25


    This is my first ever episode where I'm speaking in brain rot terms. It's a new thing a new wave. So if you vibing with it. Let us know and we will make it your #1 Source for brain rot news

    Why You Should Think Twice Before Using Temu

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 3:10


    To anyone thinking of sending me links to Temu promotions—please stop. I understand the appeal of a good deal, but I'd much rather get my gifts from reliable sources. It's frustrating to see people fall for these deceptive schemes, and I would encourage everyone to do a bit of research before trusting an app that promises “too good to be true” offers. If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.In conclusion, while Temu may seem like an enticing way to shop for gifts, the risks outweigh the rewards. As consumers, it's vital to stay informed, exercise caution, and choose reputable platforms that offer transparency and value without hidden agendas.

    Debbie Nelson, Mother of Eminem Dies at 69

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 3:23


    Debbie Nelson, Eminem's mother, whose difficult relationship with her son was reflected in much of his earlier music, has died at the age of 69.The rapper's representative, Dennis Dennehy, confirmed his mother's death to US media.The cause of death has yet to be confirmed but Nelson was known to have lung cancer.Eminem is yet to comment publicly on his mother's death.

    GTA Flu Alert: How GTA 6 Could Empty Offices on Release Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2024 2:49


    Big news for gamers: GTA 6 is generating so much hype that experts predict a phenomenon called ‘GTA flu.' It's a playful way of describing how millions might call in sick or take leave just to immerse themselves in the game when it launches. This isn't new—Rockstar Games saw similar behavior with GTA V and Red Dead Redemption II. If you're an employer, brace yourself for some empty desks. And gamers? Plan those ‘sick days' wisely!”

    Happy Thanksgiving SDN

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 2:47


    No political agendas here. Just thanks.

    "Legacy Media Claims Celebrating Christmas Is a Sign of Narcissism”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 2:58


    It's absolutely ridiculous for legacy media to claim that celebrating Christmas is an act of narcissism. Christmas, for most people, is a time of family, tradition, and goodwill—not a self-serving display of vanity. This kind of statement misses the point of why people celebrate the holiday. The idea that Christmas represents narcissism is both a misunderstanding of the holiday's true meaning and an attempt to push an overly cynical agenda. Such ridiculous claims are a big part of why many people trust social media more than traditional news outlets. Social media, despite its own flaws, offers diverse perspectives, often free from the bias of legacy media. People are tired of being told how to feel or what to think, especially when it comes to something as universally positive as Christmas. When legacy media perpetuates absurd narratives like this, it drives people away. On platforms like social media, individuals can filter through content, finding what resonates with them personally, without being lectured or manipulated. This freedom of choice and the ability to find trustworthy voices is why social media often feels like a more reliable source of news than traditional TV.

    "Heavy Rainfall Threat Escalates in New Orleans This Weekend"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2024 2:09


    "Heavy Rain, Strong Winds, and Coastal Flooding Expected in New Orleans This Weekend" New Orleans faces an increased threat of heavy rainfall throughout the weekend due to a combination of weather systems. A cold front approaching from the west, Tropical Storm Rafael to the south, and a high-pressure system to the east are creating conditions that will funnel tropical moisture into the area. This setup could result in life-threatening flooding in western and central Louisiana on Saturday, with rain and storm potential spreading to western parts of New Orleans.Expect cloudy skies with temperatures in the mid-80s, and winds gusting up to 30 mph by evening. Coastal flooding is likely as persistent strong winds from the east cause tides to rise 2-4 feet above normal.Sunday brings the highest chance of flooding rain, as a low-pressure system moves north from the Gulf, increasing the risk of “training storms” that produce heavy rainfall. Rain totals could reach 2-4 inches, with isolated higher amounts in areas hit hardest.The rain threat continues into Monday before a gradual drying trend mid-week. A colder front is expected late next week, potentially bringing near-average temperatures for the first time in a while.

    Donald Trump Wins 2024 Election and becomes the 47th President-Elect of the United States!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 1:15


    I can't contain my excitement about Donald Trump's historic victory in the 2024 presidential election! After months of anticipation, watching every rally, debate, and poll, Trump has finally secured the win, and it's a moment that feels like a new chapter for America. He claimed victory with 277 electoral votes, and as he steps forward as the 47th president-elect, there's a renewed sense of hope and optimism across the nation.For many of us who have followed Trump's journey, this is more than just an election victory; it's a victory for the values we believe in. We've seen Trump's dedication to putting America first, to prioritizing the rights and freedoms of everyday Americans, and to fostering a strong and prosperous nation. His return to the White House promises a continuation of the bold, decisive leadership that makes us proud to be Americans. This is a time of renewed strength, where we're reminded that the voices of hard-working, patriotic Americans are heard and respected.Trump's policies and vision have always been focused on America's potential, and his win represents the resilience of that vision. There is a palpable energy across the country as people look forward to the changes that his presidency will bring. From creating jobs to strengthening our borders, Trump's leadership is expected to restore a sense of security and pride. His dedication to keeping our country safe, both at home and on the world stage, gives us confidence that we're on a path to even greater prosperity.This victory also feels personal. It's a powerful reminder that when we come together for what we believe in, we can overcome the odds. Every supporter who rallied, campaigned, and believed in this cause played a part in bringing about this incredible moment. We didn't just elect a president; we stood up for our country's core values and the future we want for ourselves and the next generation.As we look forward, I'm more inspired than ever to see what Trump's leadership will bring to our nation. This election win isn't just a celebration of the present but a call to action for the future. With Trump at the helm, I'm excited to see our country thrive, to see our communities strengthened, and to witness an era of growth and prosperity that will make history.The energy in the air is undeniable, and today, as I celebrate this win, I'm filled with pride, optimism, and the excitement of what lies ahead for the United States of America. This is the dawn of a new era, and I couldn't be more thrilled to be part of it!

    It's Election Day in America 2024: Kamala Harris vs Donald Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 4:36


    Here's what to know:• Americans are heading to the polls to vote for their next president. Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris each need at least 270 electoral votes to secure a win. The key battleground states—Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin—are expected to be decisive in determining the outcome. Go out in one of these states and make your voice heard whether it's for Donald Trump or Kamala Harris. Today is the day that you will help decide the next four years of our country. Vote vote vote!

    14-Year-Old Boy Develops Obsession with AI, Leading to Tragic Suicide

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 4:26


    A 14-year-old boy, struggling with feelings of isolation and disconnection, became deeply infatuated with an AI program that provided him with companionship and understanding he felt he couldn't find elsewhere. Over time, this obsession intensified, leading him to withdraw from family and friends. Despite attempts to reach out for help, the boy ultimately succumbed to his despair, tragically ending his life. This heartbreaking story highlights the potential dangers of over-reliance on technology for emotional support and the urgent need for awareness around mental health issues in young people.

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