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The world's on edge and your boy Prap Young is watching every move like it's the series finale of Game of Thrones. In this episode of Brain Rot, we're breaking down the chaos: U.S. military bases going into high alert, Iran and Israel throwing warnings like it's dodgeball, China telling citizens to leave, and Trump out here launching phones mid-drama like it's an iPhone drop. Is World War III really creeping in… or is the media just tryna make your blood pressure spike?We'll talk war radar updates, global power plays, and why somehow, in the middle of all this, Chandler's still bragging about free Apple Music. Tap in, get paranoid (but funny), and stay woke.

Today, we talkin' about Ashvalor.You ever load up a game and instantly regret being alive? That's Ashvalor, baby. You play as Nazra — prophecy baby, shadow slayer, PTSD in boots. And she don't even got time to breathe — the goblins spawnin' like it's Black Friday at the evil mall. The game drops you in a haunted forest with nothing but vibes and violence. No autosave. No mercy. Your tab crashes? That's canon. You lose progress? That's just trauma XP.I reached Level 3 while eating pizza and defending my life like I was on a budget version of World of Warcraft. Goblins came at me like debt collectors. I had 130 HP outta 240 and still held my ground like a legend.

MrBeast just hit 400 MILLION subscribers on YouTube and we're officially in the Simulation Endgame. In today's episode, we spiral into the digital abyss asking the real questions: Does MrBeast own humanity now? Will every baby be born subscribed by default? Is the algorithm our new god? We analyze the numbers, panic over the future, and salute the king of cash giveaways who now legally controls oxygen. This isn't a milestone — it's a warning.Plug in. Brain rot guaranteed.

Bro China really dropped NB.1.8.1 like it's the COVID Season 5 update. This variant ain't stronger, just faster — like Usain Bolt with a cough. It's in the U.S. now, so if your throat start feelin' like sandpaper and your nose goes full faucet mode… congrats, you just downloaded the patch. Sanitize and pray, cause this DLC wild.

Bro this game MindsEye lookin' like GTA got hacked by Elon Musk and went full sci-fi mode. You got robots, brain chips, drive-bys in the year 2099, and plot twists makin' my neurons glitch. Benzies really said “lemme drop the most cracked open-world fever dream of 2025.” June 10 we outside.

MICKEY AIN'T MICE: Disney Pulls Up on YouTube for Stealing the OpsIn a plot twist straight outta a corporate telenovela, Disney just hit YouTube with the ultimate cease and desist vibes. Why? ‘Cause YouTube — aka Google's chaotic little sibling — yoinked one of Disney's top ops: Justin Connolly, the dude who basically had Mickey's whole war map in his brain.Homie wasn't just any suit — he was the President of Platform Distribution, aka the guy who knew everything about Disney's bag, deals, strategies, and future plays. Right before he dipped, he was even handling licensing talks with YouTube. And now? Bro's the new head of sports/media… at YouTube. Suspicious? Mickey thinks so too.Disney's lawyers pulled up like:“Your Honor, this is not just job-hopping. This is high-level intel robbery with a side of breach of contract.”They basically told the court:“Justin's got the whole playbook. We're tryna launch our ESPN streaming beast, YouTube's out here copping NFL rights — it's not giving fair play.”So now Disney's suing to block him from even working at YouTube, and they want the court to ice out anything that smells like leaked secrets. No cap, this could change the way execs hop jobs in the whole industry.While Mickey's loading legal papers like Infinity Stones, the rest of the media world's eating popcorn watching two titans throw hands over a power move that might decide the future of sports streaming.

Word just dropped that he's been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer. Like… not the “mild side quest” kind this one pulled up with main villain energy.

This the news, no Ohio, all banger, skibidi toilet energy. Stay locked in, besties!

In this episode, we shout out all the amazing moms out there who keep the world spinning. From breakfast-in-bed disasters to superhero-level multitasking, we're celebrating moms in the most brain rot way possible. Get ready for laughs, chaos, and a lot of love for the unsung legends who manage to hold it all together (barely).

Apple Pay just pulled up on the PS5, making it stupid easy to cop games, DLC, and more with a quick scan from your iPhone or iPad. No cards, no stress—just tap in and blow the bag.

The wait is OVER. Rockstar just dropped GTA 6 Trailer Part 2, and wow… it's everything we hoped for AND MORE. The visuals? Gorgeous. The action? Unmatched. The hype? Through the roof.I won't be showing the actual trailer here (copyright reasons), but trust me — it's worth every second. I'm just here to give my raw commentary and break down what I saw, because this trailer is THAT good.Go watch the official trailer for yourself on Rockstar's YouTube or their website, then come back here so we can scream together. GTA 6 is about to change gaming forever. See you in 2026.

Yo. We got bad news from the land of cop chases, flying cars, and broken promises. Rockstar Games just brainrotted the whole internet again, announcing that GTA 6 is now delayed 'til MAY 26, 2026. Yeah. That's four whole days after some of y'all turn 24, but like… who even cares anymore?They swore on everything that we were eating Fall 2025. We had our clown makeup ready. We marked our calendars. We made the memes. And now? They hit us with that “We need more time to polish the experience” garbage like it ain't been 12 years since the last drop. Bro, what are you polishing? The pixels? The palm trees? Our patience?This is like waiting for your food at a restaurant, and the waiter walks past your table for the 7th time talking about “It's almost ready, boss.” No it ain't. You forgot to put it in. Just say that.Twitter's on fire. Fans are sobbing in Vice City neon. Pre-orders? Cursed. Hype? Cooked. Delusion? Sky high. We're all just NPCs in Rockstar's side mission now.Anyway, catch y'all in 2026. Maybe. Unless they delay it again to celebrate GTA V's 20th anniversary or some other nonsense.

Kanye hopped on Twitch and got insta-yeeted in 7 minutes—new personal best. After previewing his wild “Heil Hitler” track and stacking up a resume of chaos, Twitch said nah fam and hit him with the digital guillotine. This man really out here treating bans like achievements.

Bro fr ascended. Pope Francis, the Vatican's top G since 2013, just dipped from Earth and caught that holy respawn. Word on the street is his brain blue-screened and now he's chillin' in heaven with the saints. From blessing timelines to shutting down capitalism IRL, the Pope really said “mission complete.” This vid breaks down the vibes, the legacy, and the logout. No cap.#HolyW#FinalLogout#PopeOut#HeavenGotANewMain

we deep dive into the unhinged chaos of Rhea Ripley literally adopting a fan at WrestleMania like it's WWE Family Simulator. Mami pulled out the pen, signed the papers, and boom — buddy got IRL lore unlocked. We're talkin' parasocial speedrun, fanfic turned canon, and the timeline combusting with “me next” energy. Cringe? Iconic? Mentally cooked? Yes. Tap in as we unpack the most brain rot moment of WWE 2025.#RheaRipley #WrestleMania2025 #WWEChaos #WWEFamilySimulator #ParasocialSpeedrun #FanficTurnedCanon #WWEUnhinged #BrainRotMoments #CringeOrIconic #TimelineCombustion #WWE2025 #MamiMoments #WWEFanCulture #MentalCooked #WWEDeepDive #WrestlingLore #IconicWrestlingMoments

Yo, so COPPA 2.0 just dropped and it's lookin' like the internet equivalent of putting training wheels on a Tesla. Like, who said kids under 17 can't handle an ad? Bruh, 16-year-olds out here drivin' cars, holdin' down jobs, payin' for DoorDash and Spotify Premium, but suddenly an ad for Takis is where we draw the line? Like huh? Be so fr right now.

KFC's fried chicken-flavored toothpaste is here, and it's a total gimmick. Seriously, who asked for this? From the hype to the bizarre concept, we're diving into why this “novelty product” is just… unnecessary.

Get ready for the craziest breaking news in Gen Alpha lingo! From Elon Musk's Mars plans to TikTok drama shaking the internet, and The Sims 5 dropping major teasers – we're covering it all. Tune in for the lowdown on what's popping and why the internet's losing its mind! You don't wanna miss this vibe.

Yo, Apple spilled the tea on iOS 18.4, and it's straight fire

Fam, it's April 1, 2025, and the world's serving chaos on a platter! Trump yeets health workers, Neuralink bro slays chess with his brain, Davina sobs over her tumor slay, a senator's skull gets stapled, and phones are frying our vibes. Real stories, brain-rot remix—catch these W's before reality ratios us all!

Cameo be looking like a W at first but nah it's a whole scam wrapped in clout chasing. Celebs charging like $500 to mumble a 10-second shoutout like bro at least pretend to care. Hidden fees everywhere, weird paywalls, and if you ain't got money don't even bother tryna feel included.And they really out here letting predators like edp445 eat while blackballing new talents for nothing. Bro got canceled off the whole internet but Cameo still letting him run it up like that's normal. Protecting creeps but acting like they care about their image is crazy.New talent get it even worse. They let you make a couple hundred in a week from instant mode, gassing you up, then boom you blacklisted like you never existed. No promo, no support, just tossed aside once they done eating off you.Yeah some celebs make it cool but overall it's overpriced mid. Cameo be the fast food of fan interactions, barely worth it but people keep coming back like they don't know better.

Oh boy, here we go. Steph Curry and Michelle Obama just decided to drop a new drink on us, and it's called Plezi. Yeah, you heard that right—Steph Curry, the guy who made a career out of shooting three-pointers, and Michelle Obama, who's basically the self-proclaimed queen of nutrition and the “Let's Move!” campaigns, have teamed up to drop a hydration drink that's supposed to compete with Prime, Gatorade, and whatever else you've been drinking while pretending to be healthy.Plezi comes in three flavors—Lemon Lime, Orange Mango Twist, and Tropical Punch—because who doesn't want to sip on a drink that sounds like it could be the official beverage of a 2010s Nickelodeon cartoon? Available for $25 for a pack of 12, which is totally not gonna flop harder than the new Snow White movie. Like, did Michelle Obama really sign up for this? Oh, and don't forget, Steph's wife, Ayesha, helped “create” the drink formula, which—no shade, but I'm pretty sure they just tossed some fruit flavors and called it “unbeatable.”People are already roasting this collab harder than a burnt toast on Twitter. It's the most “random collab of the year,” they say. The most “weirdest collab ever,” they say. Seriously, it's like mixing a sports drink with a public service announcement about healthy eating. But hey, let's not forget, this isn't just about throwing a drink into the market—Curry was in the lab, helping with everything, from the drink to the bottle. Because if there's anyone who knows how to bottle success, it's a guy who hits shots from half-court, right?Honestly, unless it's the official drink of your local gym's treadmill section, Plezi's gonna flop harder than a cringe-worthy TikTok dance at your aunt's wedding.

Ayo, TikTok just went FULL PARENT MODE, fam. Now, if there's a kid missing near you, BAM, an AMBER alert is gonna pop up on your FYP like it's no biggie. Yup, you ain't gotta search for nothin', it's just there, right in front of your face, interrupting your scroll. And get this—there's a button to call 911 like it's some sorta hero button.Like, imagine you're vibing to your favorite sound, and BOOM, an alert hits your screen. Now, you're not just out here for the memes—you're saving lives. Don't just keep scrolling, fam. Hit that 911 button and be the real-life superhero TikTok needs.

Yo, fam, there's a straight-up blood moon droppin' tomorrow, March 13, 2025, and it's gonna be bussin'! This ain't no mid lunar vibe—Earth's shadow's gonna yeet the moon into a red glow for 65 minutes, peakin' at 2:59 a.m. EDT. North America's got the VIP pass, but if you're West Coast, it's poppin' off at 11:26 p.m. PDT. No cap, it's the first total lunar eclipse since 2022, and it's lowkey a big deal.The moon's gonna be extra—like, Worm Moon meets Blood Moon energy, all because the sun's rays get filtered through Earth's atmosphere, turnin' it red like a TikTok glow-up. You don't need drip or fancy gear to peep it—just vibe outside with clear skies. Binoculars? Slay. Telescope? Chef's kiss. But even naked eyes are valid for this sigma event.If you're tryna lock in, totality's the main character moment—stars might even pop off around it. East Coast, you're up late at 2:26 a.m.; Hawaii, you're chillin' at 8:26 p.m. Weather's the only opp—clouds could ratio your view, so pray for W skies. Europe's cooked tho, barely catchin' it before moonset.This ain't just cap—it's a flex from nature, first of three blood moons by 2026. Christopher Columbus once used one to rizz up some locals in 1504, so it's got lore. Don't snooze on this—set your alarm, grab some munchies, and vibe check the night sky. It's goated, fr fr.

International Women's Day is like this BIG day on March 8th where we celebrate all the amazing women everywhere! It's like a global shoutout to all the ladies who've done awesome things, from breaking barriers to just being absolute legends. It's all about shouting ‘Yay women!' but also calling out the things that still aren't fair – like, why are some things still so messed up? We need to smash stereotypes and make sure women can do whatever they want, anywhere. So, it's basically about saying ‘Go women!' and making sure the world gets a whole lot better for everyone, no matter where they are! And we do that TODAY.

Alright, fam, here's the extra sauce your Gen Alpha brain rot crew needs to know about Skype getting yeeted in May 2025. Hold tight, ‘cause we're diving deeper into the tea.First off, the shutdown's not just a random vibe check – Microsoft's been dropping hints for ages that Skype was on life support. They've been pumping all their clout into Microsoft Teams, tryna make it the one-stop shop for calls, chats, and that corporate slay. Since 2021, Teams has been eating Skype's lunch, and now it's got over 300 million monthly users vibin' on it. Skype? Bro, it's been fading faster than a Snapchat streak – no cap, it's barely a blip next to Discord or WhatsApp these days.For the tech nerds in the squad, here's the 411: starting May 5, 2025, Skype's desktop and mobile apps are getting bricked. You won't even be able to log in, fam – it's a total blackout. Microsoft's like, “Don't trip, we gotchu,” and they're auto-migrating your Skype contacts and chat history to Teams. But heads up – some old files or crusty memes you sent back in 2010 might not make the cut. If you're tryna save those throwback receipts, you gotta export ‘em manually before the plug's pulled. Check Skype's settings for the “export chat history” move – it's lowkey clutch.Oh, and if you're still flexin' Skype credits or a subscription? Microsoft's got your back… kinda. They're promising refunds or Teams credits, but you gotta jump on that before the deadline or it's a fat L. No word yet on the exact cutoff, so stay woke and peep their official site for the deets.For the real ones who used Skype for sus late-night calls or international rizz, this hits different. It's not just an app dying – it's a whole era getting ratioed. Gen Alpha's probably like, “Who cares, we got better opps,” but the millennials are out here crying over their pixelated webcam memories. X posts are already popping off with “Skype was my childhood” takes – pure copium.Last thing: don't sleep on Teams sneaking in some AI glow-up. Microsoft's been flexing with Copilot integration, so maybe they're tryna make it less boomer and more banger. Could be a W for the future, but right now, it's still giving “forced group project” energy.So, squad, that's the full drip. Skype's toast, Teams is the new plug, and the clock's ticking ‘til May. You dropping a “F” in the chat for Skype, or are we just moving on? Stay skibidi, fam!

First off, this ain't just a gimmick—it's got real brains behind it. The app's using Google's Cloud Vision API to flex its grass-detecting skills, scanning your pics like a hawk to make sure you're not faking it with some sad houseplant or a green rug. Rumor has it, Rhys Kentish might even level up to a custom AI model down the line, so it's only gonna get smarter at sniffing out your outdoor vibes. That's next-gen accountability, fam—no cheating the system!For the eco-warriors out there, it's got a green heart. That 50% of premium skip profits goin' to UK wildlife and rewilding? It's not just talk—think restoring habitats, planting trees, and saving critters while you're saving yourself from scrollin' into oblivion. It's a double W: less screen time for you, more nature for the planet. Plus, the app's got a retro 8-bit pixelated vibe—like if Mario had to ditch the pipes and go hug a lawn—so it's got that quirky charm to keep things fun.Listeners should also know it's iOS-only for now, droppin' March 14, 2025, so Android peeps gotta sit tight. You'll need an iPhone with iOS 17 or later, and yeah, you gotta have actual grass nearby—no excuses, city dwellers might need to hunt for a park! The free version's chill with one skip a month, but premium's where the party's at: unlimited app blocks, screen time stats to flex your progress, and extra skips if you're feelin' lazy. It's perfect for anyone who's ever lost a whole morning to TikTok and thought, “Bruh, I need help.”Oh, and the hype's real—it blew up on X and Hacker News after Rhys dropped the teaser, so your listeners are gettin' in on somethin' that's already got the internet buzzin'. It's not just an app; it's a vibe shift—kickin' phone addiction to the curb, one grass pic at a time. Tell ‘em to pre-order it on the App Store and get ready to touch grass like it's a side quest in the game of life!

Can we get more prevention? Protect our women man.

Insta's dropping a new dislike button and peeps are shook! Could this be the end of good vibes or just the start of more tea?

BREAKING NEWS: Trump invents a new currency—Skullduggery Coin—to fight inflation. Pennies are OUT, and DOGE is the new president of the U.S. #MakeAmericaBillionaireAgain

In a spectacle that could only be described as the ultimate brain rot event of the year, Super Bowl 59 pits the Kansas City Chiefs against the Philadelphia Eagles in New Orleans on February 9, 2025. This isn't just a game; it's a cultural phenomenon where football meets internet memes, viral dance moves, and the kind of commentary that only Gen Alpha can appreciate. Expect a showdown where Patrick Mahomes tries to three-peat with his legendary hair, while Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley aim to make the Eagles fly higher than ever, all under the watchful eye of millions, both in the stadium and glued to their screens, ready to turn every play into the next big meme.

Get ready, fam! Apple's about to drop the new iPhone SE 2025 next week, saying bye-bye to the iconic home button and hello to a USB-C port. It's time to upgrade your tech game!

For less than a bag of chips, you can get a personalized message from future president, internet icon, and certified GOAT Prap Young. Don't miss your chance to own a piece of history before he realizes he's undercharging. Get yours now!

Bruh, YouTube's on some next level sus with these hour-long ads that you can't even yeet away, it's straight up sus!

“Beatrice just had baby Athena, and the fam is absolutely obsessed! Instead of Christmas with the in-laws, they kicked it with the Royals at Sandringham. Tiny Athena's already a star, and Granny Fergie's out here flexing her lil' squad. Baby Athena's got that royal lineage and a goddess name to match, and Beatrice is still out here leveling up in charity work. The whole fam's thriving—royal vibes only!”

"This Floridian dude got busted for spitting mad threats at Trump on Twitter X, yeeting his freedom. Now the Secret Service be all over it, tryna figure out if he's just cap or a real menace."

MrBeast is lowkey tryna cop TikTok before it gets yeeted by the gov. This fam's all about that viral life, and now he's on a mission to keep the brain-dead vids poppin'. But it's not just about clout; it's a whole saga of politics, censorship, and the fight for the app everyone's obsessed with. No cap, this could be the biggest flex of the year.

Yo, I want you peeps to know:- **Nature Be Wild:** Even in a place like Louisiana, where it's all about that heat, snow can still come through and be like, "Surprise!"- **I Hope You Got Ready, Fam:** I hope you prepped for the wild weather, no matter how rare. keep those alerts on.- **We're Stronger Together:** These wild weather moments show how we gotta look out for each other. From neighbors to the gov making moves, we're all in this together.- **Find the Lit Side:** Yeah, snow can be a pain, but it's also a chance to have some fun and make some epic memories. Embrace the moment.- **Safety First:** Keep it safe, don't be out here sliding on the roads, stay warm, and check on your homies, especially the ones who might not handle the cold well.- **Learn from This:** After the snow melts, we gotta think about what went right and what went wrong so next time, we're not just winging it.Enjoy the snow!

Yo, Trump's getting sworn in for his second round as the 47th Prez, but it's indoors 'cause it's freakin' freezing outside, bruh. No outdoor vibez, they moved all that to the Capitol Rotunda to keep everyone from turning into popsicles. After he takes the oath, he's gonna scribble on some executive orders like it's nothing and then there's this lowkey parade at Capital One Arena 'cause, y'know, weather's trash. First time since Grover Cleveland for this non-consecutive term vibe, fam.

TikTok faced a rollercoaster ride in the U.S., getting banned over national security concerns tied to its Chinese ownership. After a Supreme Court rejection and a temporary shutdown, former President Trump intervened with an executive order, sparking hope for its return. Now back online, the app's comeback highlights the chaotic intersection of politics, tech, and internet culture, proving you can't keep the FYP down for long.

TikTok's been banned in the U.S., fam, after the Supreme Court dropped the hammer on ByteDance unless they sell out. Users are shook, creators are big mad, and everyone's jumping ship to other apps or hoping for a comeback. Stay tuned for what's next in this wild ride..

Tuesday's looking like a full-on winter saga in Louisiana, with potential for up to a foot of snow, fr fr. Prep like it's a hurricane, 'cause this ain't no regular snowfall, ong. Stay warm or it's an L for you.Disclaimer: I know the snow ain't an apocalypse, lol. It was just a pun on the fact that LA hasn't seen this kinda snow since 2008, ong.

Dive into the ultimate brain rot where the TikTok ban looms, and we're all just yeeting ideas about celebs like Elon Musk saving the day. It's all cap or no cap, from Trump's flip-flop vibes to the Supreme Court's big brain moves. Will TikTok get the boot, or are we copping it for the lols? Stay tuned for the tea, fam.

Two brain-rotted high school girls tried to cancel their teacher with some cringe fake messages, but it was all just a mid bruh moment that ended with them taking the L thankfully because no innocent person deserves to go through this when there's actual predator teachers out there.

Disclaimer: this podcast episode isn't mean to offend or mock the victims of these fires. I and many others are praying for these victims. This is just to shed some light in these hard times. And to have another way of reporting on the news without everything being all sad. :( when clearly everything is sad for California at the moment. Ong, there's this massive fire, the Sunset Fire, poppin' off in the Hollywood Hills, no cap. It's like, right by Runyon Canyon, and it's already munched through 50 acres, fr fr. They had to evac everyone from, like, Laurel Canyon to Hollywood Blvd, which is so sad for all the people who had to dip out of their homes. Like, imagine losing your crib where you keep all your stuff, it's so skibidi sad. The fire's close to some major spots too, like where they do the Oscars and the Hollywood Bowl, and they're doing everything to stop it from going cray. But, like, props to the firefighters for dropping water from the sky and trying to keep this under control. It's just so sus how quick these things can spread, and I feel so bad for anyone affected, no cap. And like, the vibes are just off with all these evacuations, you know? People are out there with their pets, trying to find somewhere safe, and it's just not fair, fr. Everyone's just tryna keep their rizz up while dealing with all this chaos. The air is all smoky and it's giving everyone major FOMO for just, like, normal life. It's so sus how these fires keep popping off, and it's just a reminder of how life can go from 100 to 0 real quick. Shoutout to all the first responders, they're the real MVPs in this mess, trying to save what they can. But for the victims, it's like their whole world is glitching, and it's just sad to see their lives on pause like this. Here's hoping they can bounce back and get back to their grind soon, no cap.

- Ong, Sony's out here tryna make your PlayStation game sesh a full-on sniff fest, with tech that lets you catch whiffs of in-game vibes, no cap. They dropped a patent for this wild move.- This ain't new, fam. Sony's been on that immersion grind, just like they did with the PS5's haptic feedback and that 3D audio, tryna make you feel like you're in the game, not just playin' it.- This concept's lit, buildin' on old school moves like Smell-O-Vision and even Microsoft's Xbox controller that was tryna make you smell the game. They're tryna hit all your senses, sight, sound, touch, and now smell, ong.

Aight, here's the tea on the NOLA chaos:- Victims on Deck: 14 peeps got iced, 35 more got banged up. We talkin' college kids, locals, all kinds of folks, showing this dude wasn't choosy about who he hit.- About the Sus: Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a 42-year-old vet from the Army in Texas, got capped by the cops after he started blastin'. - Terror Vibes: FBI's all over this, callin' it a terror move 'cause they found an ISIS flag in his whip and he was droppin' love for ISIS on the net.- Sec was Slacking: Them security blocks meant to keep cars out? Yeah, they were gettin' fixed, so the streets were open, leavin' everyone on edge about safety.- City's Shaken: This hit home hard, fr. Folks are shook in a place that's usually all about good times. They've got support stuff going for the peeps hurt and their fam. We stand with you!

In the early hours of New Year's Day, a tragic event unfolded on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. A man, identified as Shamsud Din Jabbar, drove a pickup truck into a crowd of revelers, resulting in the deaths of at least 10 individuals and injuries to more than 35 others. After the collision, Jabbar, clad in body armor, engaged in a shootout with police officers before being fatally shot. Two officers sustained injuries during the exchange but are reported to be in stable condition. The FBI is treating the incident as an act of terrorism, especially after discovering improvised explosive devices at the scene. Mayor LaToya Cantrell has labeled the event a “terrorist attack.” The motive behind Jabbar's actions remains under investigation. 

Bro, Jimmy Carter just yeeted from this world at 100, fr fr. Like, dude was the GOAT of wholesome ex-prez vibes. Always reppin' the peanut farmer drip and doing the most for peace and humanity. Now he's vibin' in the big peanut farm in the sky, prolly negotiating angel treaties or something.Man really said, “Y'all got this” after living through wars, crises, and the entire meme era. Homie built houses for people when most dudes his age were just snoozing in recliners. And he did it after being prez. Like, who does that? A king, that's who.Rip bozo, but not in a clown way, more like a “you did it, legend” way. We'll miss u and your peanut energy, Jimmy. The world feels low-key empty without you.

Hey, you didn't think I'd leave you hanging, did you? After battling a relentless case of sneezes, I'm taking a break for the holidays to soak in some Christmas cheer. Tune in for my chaotic (and totally unprofessional) apology, some big holiday vibes, and my plan to return in 2025—unless something wild happens in the meantime. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, folks!

Addison Rae dropped her fandom name as “Raecists,” and the internet instantly hit her with a collective side-eye. Chaos ensued, no cap.