Super Cereal Podcast

Paul and Nick mix it up with some mix in suggestions. Nick is very open-minded about goes into a cereal and Paul is more reserved. So it's a very on brand episode. Topics include: Cereal Bandits!; Nanner Rules; Bringing Berries to the Bowl; Fruit Follies!; Choosing Your Sweet Poisons; Secret Number 6; Zoe Sultana; Grape Woes; Do We Deserve Real Chocolate?; Almond Luxury; Is Jazz Style a Mix In?

Paul and Nick delight in Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch to differing degrees but are back in the game. Watch out, haters. Are there haters? There are always haters. Watch out! Topics include: A Study in Nashville Heat; Previously On Tiny Toast; Apple Cinnamon Excitement; The Apple Cinnamon Siblings; Slow Claps and Minds Blown; Literally Reading the Box; Ranking the Top 5 Toast Crunches; Apple Cinnamon: Flavor of the 90s; How Not to Talk to Celebs; Lone Wolves Looking for Umbrellas

Paul and Nick ennui their way through Rip's Big Bowl, the health food cereal from Whole Foods! Why don't you take the challenge and eat some today? We should share the pain! Topics Include: A Rip Meet Cute; Texture, Taste, and Exit; The Most Bland Jazz; Hoping for a Raisin; Blandsome Shaming; An Invitation for Mix-Ins; Life is Too Beautiful to Waste; Paul Gets Dark. Again; Nick Suddenly Realizes He's Very Old. Again; A Cereal-Themed Wedding; That Engine 2 Life; Mixed Cheese Grab Bag; Halloween Kale Chips Cereal

Paul and Nick make their way through other Grandpa Cereals this week with All-Bran and Fibre-One. If you thought Grape Nuts had a lot of opportunity for scatalogical goofs, man, this one is wall-to-wall with the stuff. Warning for all those who aren't into poop jokes. Topics include: Goat Hand; We Don't Need Urban Horses; Old Timey Bike Rescue; Nick's Science Corner: Dietary Fiber; Beeline for Your Bottom; Fibre-One Split Cereal!; Solving the Energy Crisis with Bran; Gingerbread Outhouse; Alternate All-Bran Uses; Resurrecting Vine; Island Boys; Honorable Mention Grandpa Cereals; Charmin x All-Bran; The Most Disgusting Commercial of 2007

Paul and Nick grind their way through Grape Nuts, the first installment in a series celebrating(ish) the wonderful fiber-ful cereals your grandfather has to eat after a lifetime of chili dogs. Maybe pull up a chair for your pappy and he can enjoy in the misery. Topics include: Thank You for Being a Friend; Cereals for the Old Gullyworks; The Peanut Butter Transformation; The Cure for Boozin' and Lustin'; Outhouse Mysteries; Oh No, Andy!; Grape Nuts Taste Test; Ways to Make Grape Nuts Useful; Sweeter, Crispier, Edible Flakes; Three Our Fathers, Two Hail Marys, and a Bowl of Grape Nuts; Nutty Nuggets is Not a Bit; Paul's Blessing and Curse; Whatever Happened to Shrimp Cocktail?

Paul and Nick divvy up split cereals, another Ralston gimmick from the 80s with two kinds of cereal in one box. How did we get here? What did it mean? When will it come back? Who are we? Topics include: You Just Can't Lose; What Does King Nicholas Choose Today?; Nerds Dispersions; Nerd Mascot Discussion; It's a Cereal, Wow; Well, Holo, Everyone; The Five Christmas Presents You Meet in Heaven; The (Super Mario) One; Power Pad Glory; Non-Cereal Robot Talk; Available for Consulting (attn: General Mills); Suggested Dual Cereals; Cereal Nostradamus Makes Another Prediction; The Straw-Spoon the World Deserves; Freaking Steve;

Paul and Nick dunk into cookie cereals featuring Cookie Crisp (boooo), Girl Scout Cookies cereals (hmmm), and Keebler Cookie Dough Crunch (yaaaaaay). Topics Include: Kevin Costner Superfans; The Cookie Warlock; That Howl Though; New vs Classic Cookie Crisp; IHOP Express; Let Us Count the Ways (of Horribleness); Unto the Breach of Real Cookie Cereal; Cookie Thunder; Girl Scout Girl Talk; Kellogg's GOT FACED; Mint Surprise and Caramel Disappointment; Saturday Night Caramel; Morning Cookie Fix; It's Not Nick's Fault

Paul and Nick roll up their sleeves for Cereals that Do Good, brands that donate to charity or do good works for the community. If you're looking for a way to contribute with your dollar (and your cereal craving) these might be good places to start. Topics include: Paul and Nick Pat Themselves on the Back; Box Tops for Education and Box Murder; Camel and Dog Beach Party (No Cowboys Allowed); Kellogg's Assume Other People's Charity; The New Suburban Dump; How the Childless Adult Can Buy Legos; Makes and Quakers; The Lifestyle Paul Chooses to Live; Crunchy Granola Company Does Crunchy Granola Things; Puffin vs Penguin Bias; Sportsball Charity Cereal Eating; Plus: This is the first episode since launching our Patreon account! You can add your name to this space! Go to http://www.patreon.com/supercerealpodcast to find out how! Exclamation point!

Paul and Nick ring in the year with all the cereals new for 2017. They remain hopeful as ever, praising the sugary cereals and making Seinfeld references. We are your calm in the storm. With cereal. Topics include: Too Many Nick and Paul Podcasts; Cereal A Go?; The Future is Now!; Blueberry Pancake Decadence; Astronaut Ice Cream Does Not Befit Our Heroes; Keebler Hits on All Three Phases; A Cabinet of Smaller Cereals; WHERE ARE OUR SCREENERS; Thin Mint Line; Trigger Warning: Cinnamon Talk; Bear Naked Have Hearty Flakes; How Can Special K Innovate/What Can Kellogg's Steal; Apple Raisin Strawberry Is Too Many Things; Disney Princess/Villain Cereal Proposals; 2017 Dream Cereals

Paul and Nick sleigh through this year's holiday cereals, laughing so much our bellies are like bowls full of jelly. We're jolly, not fat! It's the last episode of the year, folks! Smell you later, 2016! Topics include: A Lot of Time Not Talking About Cereal; A Festive Bunch with a Festive Crunch™™™®; Columbus Day Crunch; Brand Standards Sleeping Aids; Trapper Cap'n; Jim Has a Set Tonight; Holiday Krispies Ennui; Sugar Cookie Cereal R and D; Star Crunch Needs a Little Somethin' Somethin'; Cinnamon Toast Nog; Dang It, Jim!; Cereal for the Maccabees; Quakers are Ruthless; Is Tom Hanks on the Box?; Nick Finally Gets Paul;

Paul and Nick stiff-upper-lip through a selection of British cereals with special guest/field correspondent Courtney! Some are amazing, some are abysmal, some taste like corn. Come with us on a journey across the pond! Topics include: College Cereal Rebellion; All the Food Laws We Broke; Krave Choco Roulette and Chocolate from Another Land; American Cereals are Poppycock; Ricicles and Jazz Style; Oh, the Fun We'll Have in Chessington; Golden Nuggets are the Real Corn Pops; Cereal Inception; Corn is So Passé; Nesquik Cereal Felt the Squeeze from Tricks and Sonny; Hipster Millennials Started in London; Finally, an ASMR Episode; Crunchy Nut Clusters Beats All Other Clusters; Glorious and Crackin'!; Weetabix Crispy Mini Banana is So Troubling; Milk Sponges; Queen Seal Theories; Expert Picks

Paul and Nick muse about the possibilities of a cereal restaurant in this super-sized episode. They talk about everything from milk Freestyle machines to couch covering options to the after-hours menu. It's comprehensive. What do you think a cereal restaurant should have? Topics include; Payce, Product 19; Cereal as a Service; Paul and Nick, Cereal Economists-at-Large; Location, Location, Location; The Cereal Mecca; Fairuza Balk for Hire; Build Your Own Adventure Bowl; Kellogg's NYC Cafe: Let's Fix It!; We Need Our Cereal Baja Blast; Guy Fieri's Cinnamon Explosion; The Milk Situation; Dates and Crunchberries are a Nonstarter; You are Welcome, Lactose Intolerants; That 2AM Diner Feel; Cereal for Airports; To Go R and D; ... If It Wasn't For the Customers; Spiked Cereal; Eff You, Tom and Jerry; Please Contact Us for Investment Opportunities

Paul and Nick go micro as they discuss Single Serve cereal options. They also discuss half-full bags of chips and milk in jugs so join us on this journey as we become a podcast for grandpas. Topics include: The Spaghetti and Cereal Equivalency; The Small Box Entrapment; Eating out of the Box Like Savages; Powered by Honey Bunches of Oats; Trains, Planes, and Tiny Boring Boxes; Creating Memories and Building Character; Long Distance?; Fancy Stacks; The Horrors of Feeding Teenage Boys, Part 73; Grandpas United Against Half Full Bags; Portable Cereal Failures; Get Your Chicken Wings Out; Wondrous Inventions!; Paul the Scientist; Cereal Freestyle Machine Genius;

Paul and Nick sink their teeth into donuts and the cereals that try to emulate a donut. Notice we don't say "doughnut" because we don't feel an "ugh" belongs anywhere near anything as lovely as a donut. Topics Include: Pop Tarts Theory Extended to Donuts; Love to All You Donuts Out There; Breakroom Donut Etiquette; Donuts are a Flat Circle; Athletes Who Retire to Sugar Comas; Donut Memories; BYOD Donut Festivals; A Fancy Donut is a Sometimes Donut; Let's Go Eat Cinnamon Bun; Breaking News!; Chocodonuts Were an Inside Job; Better Donut Cereal through Mechanical Engineering; Churro Cereal R&D; Cinnamon Rolls are Too Cinnamon Roll for This World; Cinnbon Needs More Hormones; Donut YOLO;

Paul and Nick get all creepy crawly with Halloween cereals of all shapes and sizes. Are you ready to get spooky? Topics include: Throwing Away the Monster Vote; The Value of Revolting Milk; Halloween: The Disposable Holiday; The Dream of the 90s Halloween Cereal; Bringing Sand to the Beach; You Mean Like a Walkman?; The Candy Corn Flavor Paradox; Who's Laughing Now, DeVry?; Kellogg's Gets Spooky; Ice Cream Ramps; Best Candies that Should and Shouldn't Be Cereal; You Eat Your Circus Peanuts Right Now; Blood Chocolate; A Jug of Cottage Cheese; Come Down to Spooky Town;

Paul and Nick swim through all the other hot cereals like Cream of Wheat, grits, polenta, and so many others. Who knew there were this many opportunities to soak grains in stuff to make them edible? Topics include: Kiss My Grits; Way to Go, Cream of; A Cream of Wheat Renaissance is Due; Crunchberry Cinnabon Bits are Real; Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend; Never is a Long Time; Quaker Mad Men; Grit Talk on NPR; Bob's Red Mill Park; Hot Super Colon Blow; The Disgusting Bland Cereal Business; If You Can't Take the Rapids ...; Syrup Snobbery; Open Letter to Killer Clowns; Smooth Cinnamon Jams; Avocado Kids, Get Off My Lawn

Paul and Nick glop their way through oatmeal today, allowing Nick to shine and assuaging Paul's distaste. Will Paul ever be satisfied? He will never be satisfied. Topics include: Open Hearts, Open Minds; Official Cereal Sashes; Cut and Roll, Man; Lincoln, Played by Paul; The Biggest Disappointment in Cereal History; Business Breakfast Adventures; The Upside Down Through Oatmeal; Would Paul Eat It?; Oatmeal Goobers; Draw the Shades, Dump the Can; This is Not Choose Your Own Fruit Adventure; Don't Walk and Eat Oatmeal; Where the Sidewalk Ends in Oatmeal;

Paul and Nick safari their way through the wilds of Enviorkidz. Turned off by the story, they still manage to find a way to really like these cereals. Who knew? Topics include: Knock-off Captain Planet; Ancient Civilization Snobbery; Pauls Pre-Historic Humor; Envirokidz Virgins; The Surprising Taste Test; Eating Toast like Oreos; Wringing the Bees onto a Loaf of Poison; The Story of Ugh; The Natural Flavor Con; Chocolate Chirp Cookies; Paul and Nick Foods; The Road Trip Experts; Where are Cap'n Crunch's Tax Returns?!; To the Avocado and Fig Eating Voyeurs; Quelling the Code Red Passions;

Paul and Nick trudge through Life cereal today with a special guest: writer/author/wordsmith Bret Gunter! He's a very brave man for sharing his Life-related gastrointestinal issues. A brave man indeed. Topics include: Oh, Jason; Son of a Gunt!; Turning the Chairs Around; Marketing through Customer Error; Chasing that Dragon Called Life; The Children Factor/Struggle; When Raisins Make Things Terrible; Oatmeal: The Hipster Bloody Mary; RIP Mikey; Playground Snopes; That Time Don Draper Was Drunk; The Brunch Cereal; Hot Life; Waldo Snowden; Reflecting on Carmen Sandiego; The New Mikey vs The N64 Kid; Deep Thoughts Inspired by Life Cereal; Why the Illuminati Eat Life

Paul and Nick crunch through Granola this week, discussing both questions of taste and metaphysics. It gets deep and contentious, folks. Listen to those tensions rise! Topics include: Hollywood Quakers; The World Will Go On Without You; The Granola Question; Granuuuuuula; Tougher Than Grape Nuts; The True Kellogg Legacy; Paul's Attempted Entrapment; Nick Goes Bear Naked; The Resealable Bag Revolution; The One Serving Oreo Tray; Nature Valley's War Against Your Mouth; Granola Mad Lib or Mr Peanut Dares You; The Value of Two and the Joy of Finity; Shoddy Health Food Costumes; Never Ending Pasta Hydration; Nick's Attempted Entrapment

Paul and Nick sports it up when they talk about Sports and Cereals: Wheaties, Frosted Flakes, Flutie Flakes and even Vrooms. Not to mention the greatest Superfriends of Athletes ever conceived. Topics include: We Are Not Athletes, Surprising No One; The Cap'n is High on Life; Obama's Monday - Friday Cereal; How to Make Your Own Raisin Bran; The Coveted Wheaties Cover Fat Shaming; Denominations of Wheaties Boxes; The True Jordan Legacy; Faustian Apple Jacks; Flutie Shade; Gronk Sauce is the Perfect Product; Tony in the Background; The Athletes' Superfriends; Vroom!; The Turducken Dream

Paul and Nick scoop some pumpkin and pumpkin spice cereals out of the old gourds, aka grocery stores stocking fall cereals in early September. The results are surprising. No, really. Surprising! Topics include: The Eating Season; Nostradonuts; Land of Lincoln, Land of Pumpkins; Pumpkins Fully Realized; All the Pumpkin Nonsense; Cinnamon and Water Cure Danger; Birth of the PSL and the Earth was Salted; Paul Gets Committed; Tiny Apple Jacks; Life with a Twist; Eating Dying Trees; Acorn Alert!; Suggestions for Squash-Flavored Cereal; A Taste of the Granol'; The Too Perfect Cake; The Finer Nuances of Pumpkin Spice

Paul and Nick give you some of the deleted scenes from the last few episodes of the podcast to show you their hilarious range of interests. Some cereal, some not so much cereal. Topics include: Ken Hudson Campbell Sounds Like a Frosted Mini Wheat; Shufflepuck Referee; Interns Have the Best Ideas; Duck Tales and Pirates of the Caribbean Fan Fiction; Cereal for the Puns; Shrek Superfans in the 2010s; Mark McGrath is the Rock N Roll Vanilla Ice; The Honeycomb Hideout Abomination; Trump-Yosemite Sam 2020; Chalupa High; The Kansas Podcast Bunker

Paul and Nick dive deeper into Raisin Bran for the Season 1 Finale, going over everything that was missed during the discussion of Flakes in Episode 1. Or mostly everything. Nobody's perfect. Topics include: Bran is Comedy Gold; The Wolf Is Nothing but Sweet Sugar; The History of Raisins?; Health Food Masquerading as Candy; Big Cereal Strikes Again; Total Helps You Sleep at Night; Paul's Alt-U Sunny; Nick's Science Corner; Hot Raisins; The GOAT Raisin Mascot; Advisory Boards Crushing It; Totally Good For You, Totally Boring; Marshmallow vs Bran Flake vs Raisin; Branola: the Commuter's Nightmare; Oops! All Fruit; Teasing Season 2

Paul and Nick hit the better Puffs: Trix, Cocoa Puffs, and Reese's Puffs. They are the anti-Kix. Topics include: Oatloading with Our Olympic Athletes; Trix is the Beginning of Our Fruit Decline; Turning the Brightness Down; Bullying Silly Rabbits; Blue Ribbon!; Tricks Is All Curves; Ruby Tuesday By a Nose!; The Great Milk Trio; Sunny the Cereal Killer; But Can you Trust Reese's?; The Dorito Dust Effect; Reese's Started The Secret; Conversations with Our Cereal Youth; Make America Bright and Sugary Again; Wild Speculation about Presidential Cereal Habits;

Paul and Nick snooze their way through what they call Boring Yellow Cereal: Kix, Corn Pops, and Honeycomb. It's not that they hate these cereals. It just -- people that get these know that Peanut Butter Crunch is RIGHT THERE, don't they? Topics include: The Weather; The Paul Blart Effect; Cut That Kix; The Kix Conspiracy and Marketing Genius; Free with Box-Top: Cancer!; Kix the Band Has Not Had the Opportunity to Approve This Usage; The Staleness Question; The Stars Come Out for Pops; Stale Baby Snacks; Believings Are Facts; Mascot Quiz Show; Honeycomb Wants to Blast Stuff; Kix is Forever

Paul and Nick follow their noses to Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, and Honey Graham Oh's (aka Oh!s). The episode is a little longer this week but, if you stop listening before the Apple Jacks taste test (at 36:24), you won't even notice. Topics include: Big Thick O's; Eating from the Apple Jacks Stockpile; Red 40 Live at the Civic Center; The Cereal Age of Enlightenment; The Cereal Buffet Shakedown; What's Your Accent, Toucan Sam?; Hotel Cereal Roulette; Cereal Muzak; Froot Loops Phones It In; Cap'n Crunch Film Gone Wild; Liver and Onions Before Apple Jacks; Who Even Knows What a Jack Is?; Escape Plans from Pokemon Kids/Chatty Party Guests; Breakthroughs through Apple Jacks; Super Value!; Honey Graham Oh's are the Cereal Buffy; Your Mouth Will Be a Wreck; The Apple Jacks Taste Test LIVE; Apple Jacks Sweats;

Paul and Nick crunch into some Golden Grahams. And when you talk Golden Grahams, you talk S'Mores. And when you talk talk s'mores, the world becomes a little brighter. Then you talk about S'morz and the S'morcerer. And things get weird. Topics include: Tiny Toast is a Hit!; The Mortal Kombat Pit of Cereals; Truckasaurus Eats Its Way Out of a Bowl of Cereal; I Wonder Who This TV Reviewer Is; The Suburban Redneck Slide; belVita, not Velveeta; The Cereal Fringes; A Very Easy Pop Quiz; Graham Nailed Those Naming Rights; Decadent, Luxurious Graham Crackers; You Gotta Be Talkin' 'Bout Them S'mores; Paul and Nick Do Abbott and Costello; The S'morcerer and the Z; MOM Almost Nailed It; Pop Tart Detour; The Perfect Gateway Cereal; The Slender Box

Paul and Nick dig into Shredded Wheat and all its different versions. This cereal's been around since before the Spanish-American War so there's a lot to discuss. Topics Include: Nyde korn, danske fætre; We Used to Be Young; The Perky Eeyore; Willy Wonka Biscuit Factory; Nick Suffers More Pedestrian Mind Explosions; No Human Can Eat a Wheat Pillow; Kellogg's Plan Is Falling into Place; Fancypants Chews His Food; Shredded Wheat Asbestos; Clear My Schedule: It's Another Shredded Wheat Splinter; Trump Cereal and Gulag Cereal; Wheat Raisin Logs; Frosted Mini Wheat Bite Size Butt; Life Is Too Short to Not Be Eating Frosting on Your Wheat; Triscuit: The Polarizing Cracker; The Snack and Cereal Dos Equis Guy; Colonoscopy in a Box; Toilet Beer from Uncle Sam; Concert for Our Lycos Email Accounts

Paul and Nick crunch into Cap'n Crunch this week and risk slicing the roof of their mouths wide open. Anything for the pod. For the glory! Topics include: What a Beautiful More-ning; Fan Service; Drunk Tongue; What Cap'n Crunch Is Supposed to Actually Taste Like; Breaking News: Kids Like Crunchy; All Stars for the Cap'n; Demoting the Cap'n; Crunchberries Rule All; Cap'n Crunch Mouth; No, Scratch That, Peanut Butter Crunch Rules All; Keeping Flavorologists in the Guppy Brig; A Good, Strong Vanilla; Oops; Paul's One Man Show: Man Who Gets Cinnamon Roll Crunch; Stupid Uppity Cracker Jack; Oops This is the Best Party; Is Santa a Cap'n?; Military Grade Cereal Bars; Sad Boys

Paul and Nick take on Pebbles cereals, both Cocoa and Fruity. It's pretty funny. But it's not pretty. Topics include: Denying Pebbles Its Cerealhood; Stephen King's Cereal Mascots; Krinkles Born from Fear and Intolerance; Flintstones to the Rescue; Fred Needs His Cool Winstons; Can We Have Our Money Now?; Those Famous Bedrock Key Parties; Pebbles Burn!; Post Needs to Get into a Program; Post is the Sketchers of Cereal; We're the Sludgiest!; Clear Eyes, Full Bowls, We Lose; Why Do You Eat Like You're Running Out of Time?; Lo-Def Holiday Commercials; The Dark Places of Barney Rubble; Fruity Pebbles and Its Great Calling;

Paul and Nick sample Tiny Toast, the brand-spanking-newest cereal from General Mills. What do they talk about when they have a cereal with no history? I guess you're going to have to find out. (Spoiler: weird flavors and guacamole Doritos). Topics include: Does Nick Get It?; What the Heck is Cereal for Women?; Basic 4 is Top Shelf; Ah, the Enchanting Smell of Rotting Fruit; Downtown Pinkos; Tiny Toast Be Thirsty; Monday Morning Cereal Marketing; A Wonderful World for Dentists; Hipster Toppings; Crunchberries Are a Fruit, Right?; Flavor Fever Dreams; Paul and Nick Field the Worst Ideas; Tuesday Morning Cereal Marketing; Slow, Gradual Hulking;

Paul and Nick take a break from talking about cereal to dive into the weird and wonderful rise and disappointing decline of cereal prizes. A longer one this week but there's a lot of goodness packed in! Topics include: Cereal Box Structural Damage and Contamination; Soul-Crushing Paperwork for an 8-Year Old; All the Tiger Flipbooks; The Four Kinds of Cereal Prize Delivery; Spoons!; Children Secrets; Watch Woes; Can't Get Out Without a Pebbles Slam; Ralston Purina: Pumping Your House Full of Branded Plastic Crap; The Legend of the Ninja Turtle Bowl; Paul Gets Duped; Of Course We Had Fanny Packs; Cap'n Crunch and the l337 HaX0rz; Where Have All the Prizes Gone?; Star Wars Makes Paul a Kid Again; Paul and Nick Chastise the Listeners For Some Reason

Paul and Nick crunch on Chex this week and its various incarnations across cerealdom. This is also our backdoor pilot for Super Snacks Podcast. And maybe Super TMNT Podcast? Topics include: Horseface Nick Campbell; Life Broth; Pre-Packaged Pig Chow; Why Do Nets Even Work?; Teenage Emo Ninja Turtles; Moms Big-Leagued Kids on Kix; Never Cereal Settle; Meh Flavor and Meh Cereal; Paul Experimented a Little in College; Party (Mix) Time; The Glory of Puppy Chow; Spaaaaaaaace Patrol; Kellogg's Wants a Piece; Space Americans; Paul Tempts the Fates and General Mills; Competition for the Grossest Chex; Life is a Shantytown; You can also subscribe to us on your favorite podcast platforms! iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/super-cereal-podcast/id1101764116?mt=2 Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=1#/ps/I57ptq2fn44jqazkca6dii4sn7a Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87495&refid=stpr

Paul and Nick can't get enough Puffed Wheat this week as they tackle cereals like [Super] Golden Crisp and [Honey] Smacks. Do you dig it? Topics include: Quaker: Killing It with the Olds; Can Anyone Ever Get Enough?; Cereal for Dessert; The Crisp Remains; Advertising is Baby Talk; Germans Loves Their Muesli; Kellogg's Chases For Once; The Mysterious Ubiquity of the Sailor Suit; Honey Smacks Island of Dr. Moreau; Our Universal Laws of Spacetime Depends on You Eating Smacks; Another Entry in the Sadly Rich History of Racist Cereal Mascots; Len Dresslar's Revenge; Have Some Cereal with Your Sugar; Dessert Technology and How We Live in the Best of Times; Seafood Listerine Strip;

Paul and Nick munch on Rice Krispies this week, the OG rice cereal with advertisements that even encourage you to pour sugar all over your breakfast. Topics include: Krispies: How Do They Work?; Tiny Toys of the 90s; Nick Guesses the Mascots but Doesn't Know What They Look Like; What's a Duck Blur?; Ricey Ricepecker; Stones Need Money, Too; Rice Krispies: Thief of Sugar; Absorbing Cake Through Your Face aka That Toddler Steaze; Bland Cereal and the Spice of Life; Pebbles Support Group; King of Cereals: Rice Krispie Treats; The Rice Krispie Treat Patriotism Test; Cereal Bars: Diabetes on the Go; Donuts are Just Breakfast Cake; Love for the Bottom Shelf

Paul and Nick bite into corn bran cereals like Corn Bran Crunch and Puffins. Unfortunately, given the fiber content, this is also week two of Poop Watch. Sorry not sorry. Topics include: Why Didn't You Just Say Puffins?; No One Remembers All Bran; Lock Your Cornfield Windows, Kids; Insert Jokes from Other Podcasts Here; Requiem for a Milk Dream; Feelin' Clean; Some Love for the Top Shelf; Puffing Up Puffins; We Need to Talk, Plain M&Ms; Going Brown Again?; Peanutbutterness and Cinnamocity; Malt-O-Meal Is Thirsty; The Pumpkin Board; Rescue Puffin Smugness; Paul and His Boonies Woes; Breaking news music by http://audionautix.com/

Paul and Nick scare up some thoughts on Monster Cereals in their second part on marshmallowed varieties. Super Cereal Podcast prides itself on being a (mostly) clean podcast but there are a few stories in here about poop. You might want to wait until after you enjoy a bowl before digging into this episode. Fair warning. Topics include: Calling Bill Hader; The Great Pink Poop Scare; How Did We Let Chicken-in-a-Bizkit Be a Thing?; Talkin' 'Bout That Orange Cream; A Fair Warning to Atlanta Tourists about The Varsity; Nick Learns the Word Quonset; GIFs Make This an Amazing Time to Be Alive; The Old Sugar Coma Gamble; Thank You, Capitalism; Future Monster Cereal Speculation; Slimer: A Dumber Snarf; The Twilight Cereal that Could Have Been

Paul and Nick sink their teeth into Lucky Charms, celebrated children's cereal and source of unwarranted adult shame. Stop living a lie, grown ups. Chase your bliss. Your bliss: the epitome of all sugary cereals. Kids are happy for a reason. Topics Include: No Podcast Apologies; Marshmallow Contrarians are the Worst; What Did You Do to Deserve Orange Peanuts?; Paul vs The World: Brown Tootsie Roll Edition; It's the Cereal You Can Wear!; Nick Woofs When He Wins?; Stretching It Thin with Marshmallow Shapes; Lucky Charms: The Progressive Cereal; The Magical Properties of the Charms; Cereal Connection is Forever; Selling Your Soul to the Count Chocula Devil; Oops! All Marshmallows and Wild Speculation about Biz Markie; Paul Extols the Virtues of Austin Powers and Wayne's World

Paul and Nick talk A LOT about Cheerios, the fundamental breakfast and high chair staple. There's a whole lot in those tiny little o's. Topics include: MOM is Worth More Than Cheerios?; Moose and Squirrel and Cereal; Cheerios Commercials and Chopping Onions; I Need More Boring Grains In My Life; HNC 2016; Kudos to Nelly, Bad Job to Cheerios; Apple Cinnamon Cheerios: We Can All Go Home Now; Raw Selvage Cereal; Kids Cereals for Grown Ups; Is General Mills Responsible for a Zombie Outbreak?; The Sweet, Amazing Glory in the Millenios Jonesin' for a Bowl of that Thick Thin Cream

Paul and Nick unrepress memories of Malt-O-Meal and the childhood embarrassment of cereal in a bag but, by the end, they come to unexpected conclusions! Topics include: Beyond Oatmeal, Beyond Granola; A Penny Saved is Eventually 1.5 Billion Dollars; Name! That! Knock-Off!; Do the Duck Walk; Malt-O-Meal: Secret Agent Cereal; Generational Shame; Whole Foods Conspiracies; I Want My Cereal Gashapon!; Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Cereal; We've Replaced Your Disgusting Apple Jacks with Worse Apple Jacks; Memories of MOM; Plans for a Hot Future; Old Man Paul Complains about Hipsters on His Lawn

This week, Paul and Nick talk about Cinnamon Toast Crunch, one of those cereals that belongs in the Pantheon of the Breakfast Aisle. Topics include: That 80's Cereal; The Cannibalism Problem in Cereal Today; Hold On, There's a Fax Coming In; Healthier Toaster Strudel Care of Your Roommate; Slow Motion Eating is the Worst; Food Photographers are Our Greatest Heroes; Nick's Furious Rebutt; Food Mascots Never Said They Were Role Models; One Box Equals One Serving You can also find us on your favorite podcasting services. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/super-cereal-podcast/id1101764116 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87495&refid=stpr Google Play Podcast: https://play.google.com/music/m/I57ptq2fn44jqazkca6dii4sn7a?t=Super_Cereal_Podcast

This week, Paul and Nick take on Flakes, the beginning and the end of cereal. Let's get down to our roots! Topics discussed: Paul Pretends to Be Breaking Bad's Vince Gilligan, The Soggy Bell Tolls for Thee, Maybe the Wheaties Box is Not Such an Honor, Paul vs Blue Collar Cereal Workers, Just Because He Plays Baseball Doesn't Mean He's Not Still a Vicious Jungle Predator, Steve Kellogg is Ridin' It All the Way to Top, Nick

Meet Nick and Paul: two guys who are really into cereal. This is where they explain why they're doing this and what's ahead for this podcast. Topics discussed: Putting together Your IKEA Mueslix; Variety Pack Oatmeal is like a Carton of Cigarettes; Cereal is Meal Independence; Cows Love Kids and California; Nick's Food Elitism; Paul's Love for Chili's Skillets; A Collective Love for Publix; Cereal Singles and Screeners; How are the Flintstones Still a Thing? Cereal Purism vs Cereal Jazz; Bad Puns Brought to you by Paul;