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Spicoli has rocked the mic for 18 years on 89.7 The River, starting Spicoli's Morning Fiasco July 2004. Thank you for allowing me to be part of your world, I am so grateful! Details coming soon on the next opportunity.
Thursdeee's Tasty Bits: How did they get this cow down after it got stuck in a tree? I can't believe we have to say this about mosh pits? Are these the best old TV Theme songs? Little kid or drunk adult...you give us the scenario and we guess! People who finish a food item and put the container back in the fridge empty….EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
Spicoli calls out Taz for how he was rubbing the "cat's tail" aka the "plant corn dog". Funny would you rather questions that really make you think like would you rather have pogo sticks as arms or legs? Am I Weird Wednesday? This caller's husband...he is violating his nose and needs to stop! DQ customer urinates on the counter but why? What would be a worse form of punishment other than jail? All this dude has to do is read a few THICK books. Michael Jordan's used underwear is going for how much on an auction site?
Listener had a dream about Spicoli and Taz and maybe it's a sign of what we need to do? CHALLENGE: Say something nice about Nebraska Football! Listeners try really hard and the responses are great FML Monday: What happened when this dude ate the "special brownies"? MEAT CUBE full of raw chicken on the luggage carousel just going round and round. Who wants to claim it? We pause SMF for 13 seconds for the 13 American Hero's who we lost in Afghanistan including Omaha's own Daegan Page, 23, was a US Marine and went to Millard South High School.
New Zealand's COVID-19 response minister urged people to socially distance when they go outside and to DO WHAT?? How have you accidentally hurt your kid? Spicoli's four-year-old son had an "incident" Facebook news: Woman offers a mobile breastfeeding service...and the comment sections turns rotten. Women call to tell us the creepy ways dudes have hit on them "hey do you want to go 50/50 on a baby"
Taz and Spicoli Reunite After Some Time Apart 10,000 Steps Is Old And Busted. Try This Instead Fill in the blank: I would rather drink__________ than a Pumpkin Spice Latte What was your unusual school mascot? We heard some really odd ones including MARKERS! But that's just the beginning....
Thursdee's tasty bits! This MLB game in Iowa tonight is going to be iconic! Guess who is throwing out the first pitch? Man confronts woman for pooping on his lawn! Was it justified? Little kid or drunk adult?? This person calls 911 on his dad because he matches the description of terrorist?? Dude at McDonald's busted for tattooing a little kid! If 8-year-old you could get a tattoo, what would be covered in?
Spicoli pits his birthday presents up against each other and you have to determine which is better! Crazy woman is going around and licking EVERYTHING at the grocery store Spicoli lost Dare Dice, listen to him suck helium out of a balloon for the first time and sing himself Happy Birthday How'd you accidentally hurt your junk? This man with a nail gun, YIIIIIIKES!
It's time to shower Spicoli with all the birthday love. This is how we make you feel special on the fiasco....
Am I The Jerk...you give us the scenario, we tell you if you're the jerk or not. Today this dude calls out his chick for slurping her spaghetti. Funny Vaccine PSA but we have questions?? Britney Spears goes crazy over getting her first Ipad. We expand the conversation Facebook News: Jenny Is A Scream Machine! You vs. us in a battle....your last Amazon purchase is your weapon! Who wins?
Tuesday's Tasty Bits: Nebraska Monopoly, what should the eight pieces be? Yes, we already have Runza. Normalize winning Bronze in the Olympics. Why is that so bad? Listener reveals how he accidentally exposed himself at QT. And based on the calls we got, accidentally exposing yourself happens more often than you think. Want to get speeders to slow down in your neighborhood? Taz's unethical life pro tip.
Monday's Tasty Bits: These snakes sure look like a certain body part... Imagine sitting on the public toilet and you get a random visitor crawling underneath the door Redneck engineering, ever do it? Olympian wins gold after using WHAT to fix her kayak? Joey Chestnut reveals what happens to his body after he devours 76 weeeeners Love or Hate self check out??
Dude gets his arm mangled after sticking his arm in the Jauguar pen at zoo You have to hear this "third leg" gaffe Ever get arrested on date? Listen to these stories from the WMDA Facebook News: Kurt thinks he's in a relationship with a girl but really he's a Grubhub driver Iowa and Nebraska have the "corn sweats" Confession Session! What Kurt did with the Cop's daughter after getting arrested, YIKES Is this the biggest burn of all time on SMF? On Genius Award woman calls out her ex for claiming to get a vasectomy and getting prego with twins
Thursdeee's Tasty Tidbits: Mail Thief Karen caught and goes nuclear Women Reveal FIVE Qualities Men Think Are Attractive That Are Actually Giant Turn-Offs NEW FEATURE! Explain yourself: People who do not replace the toilet paper roll, explain yourself Ever get into a fight with a customer at work? We heard from one listener who through a guy threw a window and woman who beat a man with a chair. Find out why! Fred Durst doesn't look like Fred Durst.
This morning we were giving away tickets to Blue October and we brought out one of our fiasco favorites: AM I WEIRD WEDNESDAY? Tell us why you're weird weird and if you weird us out you win. The caller with the freaky foot issues messed us up. Enjoy...
Joey Jordison, Slipknot's founding drummer and co-writer passed away at the age of 46. Our boss Sophia John discovered and developed the band back in Des Moines when she was working at a local radio station. She has many fond memories with the band and had a lot of interesting tidbits to share about Joey. Stuff like, how he he started in a jazz band, working at a gas station, her nickname for him that he loved, what her dog would do to him and so much more. For maggots or heavy metal fans, this is truly a treat to peak behind the curtains of one of the most biggest metal bands of our time.
Tuesday's Tasty Bits: Would you give a flip flop beatdown if you saw this couple doing THIS on the beach? Council Bluffs Bubble Bandits strike again and it's costing tax payers how much to clean up? How hot is it jokes because why not laugh when you're suffering from swamp ass! Am I The Jerk for accepting a drink from another man before my actual date? Man with no arms is confusing women with this dirty offer!
Drunk dude goes off on his mom through the Ring Camera....just one problem though. Little Kid Or Drunk Adult?! This week, sticking socks in the microwave and calling the cops on your reflection. Woman believes men are mistreated in this country and gives examples?? Listeners call and tell us their proposal fails! Two Lincoln teenagers are heroes for how they saved a little kid!
Jackass is back! Would you join us in theaters to watch? This band is releasing their own BONG NFL player rips a heart out of a fish and eats it while it's still beating. What's the most unusual food you've eaten? Taz thought I was really talking about "Playing The Tuba" ya know, our code word for "doing it" but I was, um...wow, there was a lot of confusion.
Tuesday's tasty bits! Jean companies say this woman has the best butt, however Taz would like say a few words Who has the ehem...bigger "rocket" Bezos or Branson What do you do better drunk?? Because this guy drinks and drones! We lost Chester FOUR years ago today! Let's look back at the time when we had him on SMF Arby's why? Why did you do this to your menu?!
Friday's Tasty Bits: Listen to how this man stole 29 beers from a concession stand What's a Zaddy? It just got added to the Dictionary. 1 in 5 People say they've done this with a co-worker at work! Facebook news: Jen hates millenial parenting Ramen Noodle Tragedy Why did you cry at work Other than humans, did dogs have the best come up?
Thursday's Tasty Bits!
We got news on former Huskers Coach Frank Solich and the new Nebraska Athletic Director hire is compicated. You have to hear this 3-year-old's hilarious response to her dad getting body wash What did you kid accidentally swallow? Spicoli's 1-year-old ate a goat turd at the zoo RIP Taco Bell Is this the dream job? Woman makes $4,200 a month selling her what?!
OPPD's PSA on not jumping rope with power lines is shocking. FML Monday: Dad reveals why he's doesn't want anymore kids! Ask Sophia! Your questions, her answers. If the BIG FOUR passed the torch. Who do you think they would crown? Sophia reveals her four! Do you agree or disagree?
This celebrity claims we'll have a new President by August 13th? We figured out who it will be. Hypothetically speaking, what animal would you take a hit out on? Man takes a hit out on a peacock and it worked! Facebook news: Andy lost his cat and Meg has jokes! Which is better: Cheese Edition Why should you be dead? Garbage can saves a man from lightning strike! Taz rants on iconic band! Genius award: listener goes trick or treating stoned and it backfired!
Listeners share what it's like dating someone much older or younger than you? Kool-Aid Man Challenge is here in Omaha. Hear what teens are doing and we propose new dumb challenges! Mom names her kids after three heavy metal band names!
Tuesday's Tasty Tidbits How quick witted are you? Play Think Fast! Listener did what in the car while rockin' us? This corrections officer going through a rough patch in her marriage found love in the wrong place!
BBC mixes up Bill Cosby with who? We pit two common 4th of July things up against each other and decide which is better! For example, Top Gun or Captain America The First Avenger? Facebook News: Who ate Adam's Chocolate Cake at work? He's ready to fight and his co-worker wants all the smoke.
You can hear by the sound of Joe's voice this is BAD. This is real bad. What would you do? Would you keep or quit your job?
Thursday's Tasty Bits: Creepy Bill Cosby Call Dating Expert Calls You A Loser If You Like to Drink, Watch Sports And Play Video Games Little Kid Or Drunk Adult? You give us a crazy scenario, we guess if you were a little kid or drunk adult?! Dude sets his grandpa on fire with fireworks and another smacks her brother with a poopy diaper. Science claims Deliciously Chubby Men are better in bed? So we have to ask, ladies who have been with both...who is better in bed fat or skinny men?
River Riot Headliner Halestorm's lead singer Lzzy Hale gets you hype! She touched on surprises she has in store, her favorite three songs to play live, one song she won't play, her secret to writing the hits, social media fun, new music on the way, Spicoli's big prediction about the show and Lzzy really hopes it comes true! Grab your tickets now, buy one get one at Ticketmastser.com through July 4th only!
Dead Poet Society Singer Jack Underkofler shares with us how he wasn't really vibing with their smash song ".CoDA." when they originally wrote it and how one relationship changed that. He also discusses how he couldn't sing very good at first but one rockstar inspired him to up his game! You know what would be cool? If we could get this band to Omaha....we go over what that would take to get his band from L.A. to here! Enjoy!
The legendary band is no longer going to make music and we're happy about this! Which is better: Fireworks Edition!? Fml Monday: Let this be a warning if you plan on wearing party hats Spicoli got his fake ID taken away when he was 20 but find out how he managed to get it back! Woman married a dolphin and then it died. WHAT?
Got something you need to get off your chest? CONFESS!
Dropout Kings from Arizona swing by The River to kick it on Spicoli's Morning Fiasco to touch on their smash song "Virus", how Linkin Park brought them together, how they hated their band name at the beginning, being 4/20 friendly and their love for anime!
Wednesday's Tasty Bits!
Friday's tasty bits: This Nebraska celebrity made a big change Should you be able to get a refund at a garage sale? Taz shares his etiquette. Facebook news: Dude calls out people who live with 5 cats or more A trucker goes viral for looking like Amy Schumer with a major plot twist! Play which is better game! For example: Stella's or Sushi Blue?
Woman breaks world record with babies! Unfun facts, you're not eating real wasabi. Can you identify which headline is real and which is fake? Spicoli shares an inappropriate place where someone was watching XXX!
Wednesday's Tasty Bits: Dump truck driver falls asleep at the wheel in Elkhorn and crashed into what? Just The Tip: I'll give you the tip of the song, you have to identify it. This week's theme is DAD. Dare Dice Archive: Spicoli surprise calls his Father-In-Law, has to say "I Love You" until he says it back. Things get uncomfortable. Little Kid or Drunk Adult? Friends tell us a crazy story, we guess little kid or drunk adult. In a dry spell? We have the ultimate solution to get back in the game!
Friday's tasty tidbits? Which is better is fun way we pit two things against each other and you have to pick one! Facebook news is a Friday staple and this week Ronald sound rotten! Shinedown, is there anything this band can't do?
Over Memorial Day I was talking about Beck holding hands with his “girlfriend”. Was she not? NOW he wants to set the record straight!
Wednesday's Tasty Bits: The latest changes you need to know with Sokol Auditorium in Omaha! Listen to why Vince Neil Walks off stage mid-song at a festival in Iowa Listeners call and tell us they would really fight a bear to save their dog!
Tuesday's Tasty Bits: Cool or Cringe: Cartman impersonator covers Linkin Park How did a seven-year-old save his dad and sister's life? Two Omaha doctors are in the middle of a divorce but can't agree on when — or whether — they got married. How long did you have your first car before you totaled it? Listener sends 11 letters to radio station covered in WHAT?! ICK!!
Friday's Tasty Bits: Ever feel rain drops falling on your face but it's not raining? Bad news: Cicadas! Super rude and clueless pregnancy announcement? Woman gives birth on the side of the highway. You have to hear this! Taz can't stop laughing at a certain word during Facebook news Passionate Memorial Day Tribute Could you sleep at night if you had a hole in your ceiling filled with snakes?
Imagine swimming and seven bears walk up for a dip Unusual way you found out you were being cheated on? Woman finds out via newpaper School scandal! Science teacher wants to know student's turn ons?? RIP to School of Rock Star This Should Be Every Homeowner's Worst Nightmare!
Friday's Tasty Bits: How long before they pay you to get the vaccine? Hypothetically, we're fired! Listeners get creative and give us some interesting work Facebook News, get your popcorn ready....this woman claims her daughter is prettier than the others New $100 Million Concert Venue Coming To Omaha. We reveal the name and Taz wants to do what in it first?
Wednesday's Tasty Bits: Did the thief die after getting knocked out by a UFC fighter? Olympic Champion Catching Heat For Her Spicy Breastfeeding Pic $26 Million Dollars Gone Because You Just Had To Wash Your Clothes Just The Tip: This week's theme is GIRLS! Ladies, help! What do men think looks good that doesn't?
Could you beat up a chimp in a fight? Taz's missing cat made the "news" An NFL player doesn't mind eating squirrel 6-year-old kid blew up a bridge! What drink messed you up that you will never touch again? What is it about you... that would make us drive right past you if you were hitchhiking?
A few of Monday's Tasty Tidbits: This baseball beer bat is outstanding. What can we put in it? How long did Taz's cat go missing for? This dude got free burritos the sleaziest way...
Just a few of Wednesday's tasty bits!
A few of Monday's tasty bits: Kid Rock had a nasty incident at his bar involving poop! A Deadpool type proposal at the NFL Draft FML Monday: Always check your spelling before you reply all in a company email. OPE! Woman's boyfriend sends her an "original" love poem and it's just lyrics to this song!