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This week Jeff wants to know, was Prong always Brian's choice for the show theme? Also: Brian's new car; Brian Wilson died; Brian has had it with the AI babies; Brian introduces Jeff to the Hitler Wikipedia Challenge; quick movie reviews; hot chicks kicking ass; foreigners singing Michael Jackson songs (“Beat it” and “Billie Jean”); being the man; a “Bigfoot sighting” in Michigan, and a pot shop weighs in; cryptids; making a choice about mermaids; dummies are putting themselves in danger to get their phones back; Jaws; a funeral limousine was hit by a train; the TSA says you can't use your Costco card to get on an airplane; sex with Loo Cannon; Loo and Lemon origins; going crazy out there at the lake; and finally, the little Asian lady takes us out.

This week, we revisit Hailee Steinfeld's two amazing line reads in Sinners. Also: the Stanley Cup and the NBA finals; Brady and Matthew Tkachuk; Brian is saying goodbye to the Jeep; white girls love black cock, and average white guys (like Brian) can't compete; an elementary school yearbook dropped an N bomb; a woman slammed a kid's head against an airplane window; a man broke into a woman's house to bite her feet while she slept; Mr. Methane set a world record (here's his "Another One Bites the Dust" video); Sarah Silverman; and finally, the July 4th weekend Video Store episode.

No news or updates to be found this week, and this episode really reflects that fact. Brian forgot he unplugged his audio and tried to play Jeff's intro; Mark Twain really, really liked young girls; Jeff is liking Andy Taylor's book; Tony Thompson was great; the show is obsessed with the theme from “Alice”; the worse sentence you can think of; early morning farts; English muffins; sedation; Trump and Ozempic; Brian and the casino; the poor man's anal beads; the Kennedys aren't cursed; Jeff can't free associate; blowing a seal; banging horrible women; Brian thinks about shitting his pants on the way home; Linda Lavin as a singer; the Indy 500; Nerf gun difficulties; and finally, the last show.

Let's talk about the fact we're never going to see a proper Spring again. And: Joe Biden's cancer; Jeff is full of ideas; “What's Happening!!”; Molly Ringwald topless; Brooke Shields; Sydney Sweeney; Scarlett Johansson; Florence Pugh; Jeff introduces Brian to Drag Syndrome; the Gangster Party Line; Klarna is in trouble; a McDonald's in Virginia closed the dining room to anyone under 21; why is every young girl's eyes so far apart?; Burger King onion rings; scientists need to study Long John Silver's; Hypertelorism is running rampant; they talked to the father of the guy who bombed that IVF clinic in Palm Springs; no one talks about Terry Nichols; Brian's manifesto; a kindergartner took Jell-o shots to school; a man was found inside a Lowe's display shed with Vaseline and a cell phone; and finally, Brian misses the casino.

This week, what India and Pakistan were really fighting for. Also: We missed the anniversary of the Bill O'Reilly meltdown video; the remix; Bill O'Reilly had to pay a woman $32 million because he sexually harassed her; an update on the man who fucked his own ass with a cucumber; Spit Take Theater; Jeff's update on Andy Taylor's book; a Righty loon burned 100 library books; not to be outdone, Lefty loons are jerking off at a Seattle beach; a bus driver was arrested for driving kids while hammered; a foot fetishist is booking home tours with female real estate agents; and finally, Jeff's almost shit himself at work.

The show opens with a discussion of Public Enemy, then we open some champagne to start the big anniversary festivities: Brian found some old pictures in the archive that Jeff has never seen (see them here), and some audio that changes the early history of the show; fucking young Brian must have been like fucking Mickey Mouse; Brian also found a random Opie and Anthony clip in the archive; an update on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, b/w you won't believe who's not in the Hall; an angry woman shit on another woman's car; the Beatles and Joe Cocker; a meth head was outed by her own pet raccoon; a Florida man married three women in three different counties, apparently because he was tired of peace and quiet; post nut clarity; Brian would fuck an old woman if it meant he could gamble every day; and finally, we're taking it one year at a time from here on out.

The Pope died and the 2025 Dead Pool is heating up. Also: Conclave asks you to suspend disbelief for some outer space shit; you have to listen to the show in context; ol' pie crust bones; Brian thinks Trump will die a Big Mac clutched in his claws; a John Cena heel turn update; a woman took a shit in a beer cooler; Jeff's fake outrage is off the charts; KTLA tweeted the N bomb; a man set two sex toys on fire, and the blaze spread to two houses; the great Chicago fire; a California mayor wants to give fentanyl to the homeless; conclave rules; young boys stink; we should start a religion; Jeff's first wife hated Brian's guts; Pope Lemon; when Trixie leaves Jeff, Brian is moving in; and finally, being in the slot.

This week, The Boys are going to see Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii on IMAX. Also: Hostess v. Little Debbie; Jeff hates his co-workers; coffee fanatics can eat our asses; work meetings suck; Wink Martindale died, and Brian takes a 2-0 lead in the Dead Pool; a Houston dentist was arrested for knowing how to party; nesting geese lead to a tragic croissant mishap; a man died on a NYC subway, then many more bad things happened; Nikki Sixx on the radio; an old man sent child porn to his doctor's office, and Brian once again advocates for people having a burner jerk phone; and finally, the Rat Pack's most bigoted songs.

Brian opens the show with a joke he wrote earlier, then autographs the paper for Jeff. Also: Good news, the Depression is over; nuggies; the finger test; stores at the mall; young fashion disasters; 20th anniversary talk; “Alice”again; the mayor of Minot, North Dakota resigned for accidentally sexting the city attorney; nug sweats; an HOA was demanding people keep their garage doors open during the day; a woman was overcharged for ice cream; Brian had trouble at McDonald's again; a fat Florida man was jerking at the beach; looking back at the old coffee and mouthwash break; and finally, show producer Doug Reacharound.

This week, trying to record in-between power outages. Also: Jeff in the presidential suite; RFK Jr.; the Braves are bad; Herb Alpert; a woman's $13,000 vet bill; Jeff's shitting at work update; Brian's dad was watching “Alice” again, and the theme is BAD; suck a dick and get a house, already; someone is dumping gallons of piss in recycling bins; a New Jersey police chief is a real problem; the Unhappy Meal; a babysitter found a man hanging out under a kid's bed; Jackie Gleason; and finally, a fat teacher was arrested for stepping on a child's back.

An anxious nation awaits the update on whether Jeff has decided to keep shitting at work. Also: Getting fingered by your doctor; an update on the Columbine teacher who groomed a girl; another teacher had an orgy with boys wearing Ghostface masks; a man was sentenced for peeing into water bottles and spreading STDs; a woman is offended by Garfield themed 9/11 shirts; an OnlyFans girl killed a guy because she's a dummy; Brian has a problem with protective film; gorilla ass; a Chinese man got his fist stuck in his girlfriend's mouth; Hong Kong Phooey; and finally, sword fighting for a can of beans.

Brian talks about Aaron Sorkin, books, and Leonardo da Vinci for several minutes before remembering they're trying to do a comedy podcast, then immediately blasts Ayn Rand's shovel face. (Here's a link to the Whittaker Chambers review of Atlas Shrugged Brian mentions.) Also: “Puttin' on the Ritz”;”Rock Lobster”; all of a sudden, Jeff wants to shit at work; prostate exams; Brian tells the coconut joke AGAIN; old man balls; there's a video of a girl sucking chunky peanut butter through a straw; being middle aged is brilliant; John Cena's heel run; Adolf Hitler's heel run; an Australian woman got caught trying to sell human toes; pretty soon, you'll be able to finance your DoorDash order; the Daffy Duck and Porky Pig movie; check local listings, but McDonald's wants $3.40 for a large fries; and finally, farting at work.

Brian about went on a homicidal rampage waiting at Culver's. Also: You have to fight the impulse; Jeff had to shit at work and The Cos drops by to celebrate; Dave Gunn is alive; details on the South Carolina man who was shot by a firing squad; what would your last meal be?; 28 Days Later; Philip Seymour Hoffman; an embalmer cut off a dead man's cock; Brian says you can fuck him when he's dead; an Air India flight had to turn around because Indians don't know how to use toilets; shitting in Jeff's driveway; and finally, outhouse holes.

It's complicated, but we open this week's show with a correction from elsewhere in the show. Then: Docking; haunted pussy droppings; Brian demonstrates why he still listens to Bob and Tom; Brian takes a 1-0 lead in the Dead Pool; Kurt Cobain and R. Budd Dwyer; Jeff and the guy at work; Jeff found a podcast; Ashley St. Clair and Elon's inexplicable 14th baby; the Netflix Challenger documentary; Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl; a man was arrested for trying to fuck a train seat; JD Vance; Brian will not die with sex toys in his house; South Carolina is about to execute a man by firing squad; Robert Byrd's greatest hits; an illiterate girl graduated high school with honors and got into college; our insect overlords; James Taylor; fundraisers; John Cena and Shane Gillis; two old Asian women were arrested for running a jerk den; highs in the low 60s next week; and finally, the Cos makes a surprise appearance.

It's all forced laughter and celebrities who should know better but have mortgages to pay, as the Boys watch an episode of the new "Hollywood Squares."

Jeff's dog is eating Trixie's socks. Also, “Alice” and “The Love Boat”; it seems like a lot of panes are falling out of the sky lately; Brian hates flying; Elon Mush is the first deadbeat dad Republicans don't hate; Elon's vinegar strokes; movie reviews; Jeff found a Covid era cover of a Heart song; Dave Grohl and Arnold Schwarzenegger's side pieces; a seal was wandering around the streets of New Haven; Kenny Rogers and John Denver; Kip Addotta; Jack the Ripper; LL Cool J; “Midnight in Chernobyl”; blankets and the casino; McDonald's; Summer Teeth; The Cos returns; and finally, Dave Attell.

How do you expect this show to not talk about teacher and student sex stories when they're starting to look like this (and this)? Jeff says it would be embarrassing to be assassinated by a retard; Brian thinks Trump is the price we paid for letting shit get out of hand; shamrock shakes; Jeff is outraged by everyone's driving; a Summer Teeth update; September 5, Captain America, and the Led Zeppelin documentary; Brian is baffled by the MCU right now, and is scared of snow; acceptable Christmas songs; the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are out; a Chinese woman accidentally ate a firework; a woman stole a Krispy Kreme truck; a 104-year-old woman celebrated her birthday in jail; Trixie got hearing aids; an Only Fans girl was fucked off of a balcony and died; and finally, Jeff forgot we recorded shows in advance.

This week it's some of the news we missed during the break, including: a New York City restaurant is selling grilled guinea pigs; the postal service is putting out a Betty White stamp; a judge sent a “My First Ankle Monitor” meme to another judge; two men died after searching for Sasquatch; if you had to be fucked by a mythical creature, who would you pick?; the reason Brian was late; a cop was watching porn while driving around; a woman wore a butt plug during a MRI; an elementary school principal had a party for hundreds of teenagers; “Esther Be the One”; a student catfished a middle school teacher into prison time; a Summer Teeth update; Jeff opens things with his teeth; coverage; Notre Dame; baseball; and finally, getting back into the groove.

The mammoth 20th year of TGO Radio begins now! As is tradition, we dedicate the first episode of the year to updates and corrections from the time off. This week: Nothing proves you're old quite like your opinions on sports; twenty more years?; Jeff hurt himself bowling and Brian broke his leg; the 2025 Dead Pool; Jimmy Carter died; OJ Simpson's porn collection will be auctioned; the Dodger fan who blew his fingers off is sharing a positive message; and finally, Jay Leno “fell.”

Next week begins TGO Radio's mammoth 20th anniversary season, so this week we finish up with the last "worst of" 2024 episode, featuring: a mystery man (we assume) is peeing in candles at a dollar store, The "To Catch a Predator" house moves to Michigan and a tiny little man shows up; a man drops a load on a woman at Whole Foods; and lastly, a former NFL lineman pees on a woman during a flight.

This week, Lemon drops by and Brian couldn't be happier; a man is seen on a security camera fucking himself with a cucumber; an old woman finally survives an alligator attack; and Jimmy Carter turns 100, though Brian isn't buying into the hype.

For the second week in a row we open with a guy shoving something up his ass, move on to a Google Street View picture leading to chaos in the studio, and finish up with the stars of Happy Days and their many "hit" songs.

It's a lot about dummies and assholes this week, including: an Indian man had some difficulty after sticking a 16-inch gourd up his ass; fast food breakfasts and muddy Baja Blasts; some low IQ buffoon went around the security gates at Kings Island; and a recap of people hurting themselves with July 4th fireworks.

It's week three (of seven) of the worst of 2024. Listen this week as the boys discuss: Britain's fattest man dying; a teacher was caught making out with an 11-year-old; and a woman pretended to be a teenager to get into a high school.

The recap of 2024 continues with Jeff messing with his wife, and other angry things; the boys debate the merits of owning a flame throwing robot dog; a guy pulled a gun on another guy working the Burger King window on a Sunday morning; and at the height of Covid, Brian called a local Pizza Hut.

Well it's that time of year again, where we dip into several weeks of so-called "worst of" episodes, so Brian doesn't have to go back into production for two more months. This week: Brian saw a girl with Summer Teeth; Jeff has an unreasonable reaction to the idea of banana splits; Brian sat on his balls for the first time; Pete Davidson's cock and how people keep lying about not wanting to fuck Kim Kardashian; creeps, "Lollipop," and Chubby Checker; and finally, some teacher molested a 13-year-old.

As an early Christmas gift, enjoy as the Boys watch an episode of Takedown with Chris Hansen, featuring the geniuses Golfcart Matt and Glory Hole Jerry.

This week's show begins a joke Brian just wrote, then quickly gets into a 2006 follow-up episode of “To Catch a Predator.” Where are they now? Hopefully being forcefully sodomized. Feel free to watch the episode and circle back to this one.

Going back to our roots again this week, watching two old instructional videos: Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm (from 1963) and Social Courtesy (from 1951).

The main reason we're here is to watch a long clip from Jackie Kennedy's nationally televised tour of the White House in 1962. But before we get there, we listen to a random show clip from 2009, and remind the listening audience that JFK was a gimmick and a fraud. Anyway, thanks for listening!

It's back to basics this week on TGO Radio, as the boys watch the instructional videos "Are Manners Important?" and "Each Child is Different."

The live, unedited broadcast of the 8pm - 10pm hours on Election Night 2024.

This week, Jeff takes a brave and uncontroversial stand against young burn victims. Also: Abortion rights; good and bad TV themes from the 1970s; Biden is still president; babies are the veal of humans; Lily Allen makes $10k a month selling feet pics; Teri Garr died; how a man should smell; if Brian gets terminally ill; Jack Jones died; “The Catholic Boat”; Eleanor Roosevelt; a woman walked backwards into an airplane propeller; Canadians showed up to a Halloween party dressed as Klansmen; the Klan in Canada; a pizzeria accidentally sold 70 pizzas infused with THC; Little Caesars; Chocolate Frosted Donut Kit Kats; Krispy Kreme; Snead's Seed and Feed; the Great Northern Suck and Fuck; getting old together; 1988 STDs; and finally, you're never really off this show.

This week, Brian is thinking about finally changing up his Halloween costume. Also, Boogie Night; Rick Springfield; Trump at McDonald's; Trump and Arnold Palmer; big cocks; Harvey Weinstein has cancer; an Arkansas doctor had his license suspended for having too much fun, apparently; Jeff says “fag” a lot in traffic; Barnes and Noble spends a lot of time trying to sell people a membership; an old woman shot and killed a man as a joke; Alec Baldwin; digging a grave sounds hard; a woman is sentenced for poisoning and killing her boyfriend; how to host a podcast; Eleanor Roosevelt; common law marriage; Kenoyer? I hardly know her; a Polish funeral home lost a body on the street; drunken buffoonery (we hope); and finally, who's teaching the old people lessons?

As the microphones go up, the Boys see the story about the English teacher reenacting the George Floyd incident, and wonder why he wasn't teaching English, which is his job. Also: there's a lot of fun stuff coming at the end of the season; taking time off; Liam Payne; Brian's new money guy sounds like a mob stereotype; Brian's big casino hit; for Jeff, overalls are inevitable; they're still pretending Jimmy Carter voted; Japan in WW1; Evil Ron Reagan and Tricky Dick; it's all cannibalism and tarp walls for a Kentucky woman; Gorilla Tape; Buffalo Bill; two-thirds of homeowners believe their house is haunted; Popeyes runs a little slow; pastries; The Simpsons; Adult Swim; football; and finally, Jeff's turn in the barrel.

Let's talk about the Dead Pool trophy. Also, Jimmy Carter; cramping in the jerk hand; Jeff's old man decision; the Election Night show; not forcing a fart; Brian spilled a Cherry Coke all over himself; hurricane stuff; Ethel Kennedy; Jeff just sits on his shits all day long; the other Harry Truman; “documentary filmmakers” give up on finding the Piss Bandit; Jeff is really just a cranky old guy; Joker 2; an old American bomb exploded at a Japanese airport; the Ultimate Dick Kicking Championships; and finally, the quiet quitting.

This week, we must stop pretending Jimmy Carter is a vibrant man who can't wait to do things. Also, the O, the Q, and the Q with a dot; the B-52s; George W., Bill, and Joe; boiled peanuts; excerpts from a joke book published in 1884; “It Isn't Gonna Suck Itself”; an Arizona man was arrested for crawling under SUVs and watching women's feet; how many times a day does a young guy have to jerk off just to keep his life on the level?; being a hot girl must be impossible; a priest died after fucking another priest; a man took mushrooms and cut his cock into little pieces; Boston Corbett (here's a link to Corbett's hospital report); and finally, John Wilkes Booth.

If you need 47 minutes of middle age babble, this episode of TGO Radio is the show for you. Listen as the boys discuss Diddy and Rap Snacks; the Ballerina trailer; bands; Brian got a compliment at the pet store; Brian is transfixed by an old topless picture of Madonna he found; AI fakes; guzzling and nuzzling; sugar Daddying; a big truck decal; Jeff in traffic; “The Extinction of Experience”; the old people have restaurants figured out; someone found new Mozart music; George Floyd; the Rodney King Academy; retiring and working; movies; old stuff was just as bad as new stuff; desert island movies; the end of the season; and finally, meandering after some pussy.

Welcome back to TGO Radio, a harmless representation of a culture in decline. This week: Brian fumbles Doug's intro; we have nine more episodes than we thought; music; Brian had a weekend at the casino they're going to write folk songs about; the David Chase documentary; the guy who pretended to be a high school boy (so he could bang girls) was sentenced; the Cos returns; Löwenbräu; a woman breaks up with her airplane boyfriend; a man finds a creative way to fuck himself with a cucumber, and we have the video; Vance was a very bad pick; Fruity Pebbles discussion; sports talk; LemonJuice; and texting at night.

Brian is very high energy this week! Also: Jeff heard a piece of old Lyndon Johnson audio and brought it to the show; an update on last week's porch shitter story; Lemon makes an appearance, and Brian just can't take it; a power outage hits the studio; a Dollar Tree had candles filled with piss, and one spilled on a girl; a new JFK 8mm film will be for sale soon; Beetlejuice Beetlejuice; an old woman finally survives an alligator attack; neighbors are mad at a woman for working on a Halloween display; Brian does have a name for his house; “Elvira” by the Oak Ridge Boys; and finally, Brian's son wants to cut his hair.

We're kicking off this week with the Whitney Houston slot machine, and continuing with: light football talk; obscure presidential election talk; John Cazale talk; a man has been shitting on someone's front porch; a fat reality TV star was arrested; let's be bail bondsmen; the Wells Fargo employee who died at her desk should make you think about your life (your employer doesn't care about you); Michael Jackson; the kid who was on “Baywatch” used to smell dirty swimsuits; Nicole Eggert was never the one; Stockard Channing was 33 when she made Grease; fan theories; Pamela Anderson wasn't the one, either; “get it together, Japan”; and finally, a whale joke.

(We're here to solve problems.) We're all over the place this week, but let's start with the fact that if you work at McDonald's, give a little effort. Just a little. Also: Brian explains why he quit going to a certain supermarket; the time Bill Burr was lake for pick-up; OJ Simpson's ashes were turned into jewelry for his kids; a restaurant gave a toddler wine instead of apple juice; a man submitted a miniature of a famous porn set to the fair and won third prize; early Bang Bus was a genius idea; a gas station is playing classical music to keep bums away; Italian slurs are hilarious; a hack reporter tells us about the Chick-fil-a streaming service; an Indiana man got four years for trying to poison his wife; while Google Street Viewing the area around the opera playing 7-11, the boys see a man who looks like he's questioning his life choices; the best suicide songs; Mama Catss; John Philip Sousa; and finally, if Brian had been gay, would he have still fucked without bags? (Most likely, yes.)

This week! Bob and Tom discussion. Also! If TGO Radio were a daily show; an update on a man who faked his death to avoid child support was sentenced; people have kids with no idea how expensive they are; the TGO Radio self help book; looking back on Bill Clinton fucking Monica Lewinsky's mouth; a colonoscopy patient woke up during the procedure; people must have smelled horrendous in the old days; a homeless woman died trying to sneak into a city hall; a former NFL lineman pissed on an old woman during a flight; Jeffrey Epstein; the R. Kelly piss tape; YouTube pranksters; and finally, teasing crack heads with drones.

Brian's bank pre-qualified him for a mortgage, which is how you know the housing market is just about cooked. Also: HOAs; Jeff's ex-wife; you have to know when you're the problem; Jeff's diet; Jack Karlson died; Greg Kihn died; Jeff saw the Stray Cats; video of a quadriplegic bullying the police was released (here's the music video we watched); a brother and a sister were arrested for fighting over chicken, which leads to an exciting episode of Guess the Race; stereo farts; an Indian man in Vietnam shoved an eel up his ass; “Rock Me Amadeus”; Lemon; “help me Dr. Zaius”; favorite “Simpsons” episodes; a woman died at O'Hare Airport; and A Clockwork Orange.

“Benson” was on ABC for seven seasons, from 1979 through 1986, and if you think TV stinks now, this particular episode (season one, episode six) is here to remind you that TV always stunk, and excellence is the exception. (More at Wikipedia.) Brian forgot to hit the record button, so we start right at the episode open.

This week's show starts chatty and gets very silly, kicking off with a brand new Out of Context Audio and continuing with: Brian's just not feeling it; Glamour Shots; going to the mall in the old days; one final River Seine update; Olympic surfing; the Rice Chex plug; America should have sent white trannies to the competitive shooting events; a casino update; a French Olympic coach was arrested for pissing in public; Indian doctors removed a 16-inch gourd from an adventurous man's ass; a Fresno dog was carrying someone's skull around; a dumb tourist severely burned his feet at Death Valley; dead baby cookies; the specialized phone sex line at San Diego Comic Con, not to mention the prostitution arrests; Wraparound Sue; and finally, music performed by members of the “Happy Days” cast.

This week, Trump's long speech at the RNC. Also: Mike Judge is a prophet; Brian's Dad; special drinks; the boys are very likely unstoppable; Brian at the pool; Jeff officially starts a weight loss gimmick for the show; Richard Simmons; Siren Con; Jeff wants to do the 20th anniversary shows at Siren Con; some guy has a reaction to Kamala Harris being the nominee; a funny video clip from the movie “Whore” (1991); 9/11; a 60 Minutes segment about gay kids from 2006 (Part One, Part Two, Part Three); Jeff is still pushing for a show from Siren Con; Brian's got to leave himself alone; where are all the kid fucking teachers?; revisiting old Out of Context Audio clips; and finally, will there be a Hiroshima anniversary show this year?

Thanks for listening to the longest running, least listened to podcast in America. This week: making the switch; this year's Dead Pool is finally heating up (Bob Newhart and Dr. Ruth died); Jeff's trip to Hollywood; Jimmy Carter; the hawk tuah girl; Kermit the Frog singing “Gin and Juice”; Paris' mayor finally swam in the stupid Seine; is camel toe sexy?; Jerry Sandusky; Grindr is popular at the RNC; a man sued a stripper because he gave her money and she behaved like a stripper; the Coca-Cola company really has it locked in; “Mommy Dearest”; if he could, Brian would only shit at work; McDonald's breakfast; the muddy Baja Blast; Brian hates paper straws; and finally, Brian's dad is a square.

Per tradition, we have three “dummies getting hurt by fireworks” stories this year, not to forget: Shelley Duvall died; Brian wants to go crazy late in his life; Biden hours; Jeff was forced to talk to a stranger; some Olympic games make money; the mayor of Paris says she's still going to swim in the Seine; a young guy lost some digits thanks to fireworks; Jeff wants to give booze and fireworks (for free) to dumb people; Brian left a drive thru in disgust; a man gave fireworks to his eleven-year-old son, and predictable things happened; Brian strongly objects to the word “malfunction”; regular jackoffs; a man died after lighting fireworks on his head; some moron claims the sun has changed; necklacing; Michael Hutchence; a Canadian couple is teaching their pet rats how to drive little electric cars; low hanging balls; banging comic strip characters; and finally, Snoopy the War Criminal.

First up, a hidden history of the White House. Then: It's pretty easy to not die in a stupid way; Brian is obsessed with MeTv Toons; old people TV; “The Simpsons” and “Mad Men”; Jeff has a great idea; more forgotten history of the White House; the president of France and mayor Paris ended up not swimming in the Seine river (because it's a toxic hell hole of a waterway); the Olympics are a grift; Lauren Boebert won her primary; Jeff saw a picture of Boebert he liked; more White House history; a man jumped into an enclosure at Kings Island, and the local media never really gets around to what happened; Michael C. Hall's band still stinks; kids who threw up in school; a man was arrested for fucking a horse, again (Mister Ed responds); rape cakes; and finally, the girl who lifted her shirt at the Oilers game got a Playboy layout.

The tale of the $250 flat tire. Also: pro gambling, Brian forgets to do the show intros, the Nashville cop who was in that Only Fans video was arrested; an Ohio attorney who had his law license suspended for flinging shit filled Pringles cans into parking lots had his license reinstated; Brian wants to shit in a Pringles can on the show; a McDonald's employee pulled a gun on some customers; a perfect pro wrestling gimmick; a half-naked man drove his car through a police station entrance; Brian makes the most obscure reference in show history; people in Paris are planning a “shit flashmob” in advance of the Olympics; Long John Silver's; a man said he'd rather go to jail than pay for the beer he stole; Jeff's pool; and “The Love Boat.”