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The squad attempts to mediate a confusing Homie Helpline for Memo, who is questioning his whole life after a "well-built" gym bro's compliment left him blushing like a school girl. Between the sexuality awakenings, the crew roasts the Clippers for their illegal Kawhi Leonard payments and investigates why 88 million pounds of rotting fire debris is making Southern California smell like "rotten eggs".[Edited by @iamdyre ⚗️]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(4:35) Chisme(6:57) Petty Police(11:02) Scrolling(13:41) The Weather W/ Concrete!(16:13) Homie Helpline(36:06) Don't You Know I'm Local(40:39) Chisme(43:57) Studious Foo(46:28) Play Ball ----------------------------- Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The squad tries to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline featuring a "Ring camera bandit" ex-boyfriend and a listener demanding his "six bands" back after his ex-girlfriend totaled the car he paid for. Between the relationship toxicity, the crew celebrates Angie popping her "red carpet cherry" with Mark Wahlberg and warns Pasadena residents about the "naked trench coat" rabid bats invading the city. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad navigates a legendary Homie Helpline after Charlie accidentally pays for his brother-in-law's "Hong Kong" hooker during a bachelor party that crossed the border into chaos.
The squad attempts to mediate a series of chaotic Homie Helplines, from a father dating his son's girlfriend's mom at a Motel 6 to a "Lincoln Heights park baddy" with a nine-month-old daughter and a secret coach fling. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Teacher Valencia's viral "Fart Corner" and reacts to the fake 49ers player who finessed 26 women by pretending to be a wide receiver.
The squad mediates an early holiday war for a listener whose man wants to attend an all-female Christmas party at a Vegas airport liquor store. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Shaq's "salary cap circumcision" confession and why Kylie Jenner wants her new implants to walk into the room before she does. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad navigates a legendary Homie Helpline featuring an "El Chapo" cartel threat and a high school friend who fake-killed his aunt for a Vegas bender.
The squad attempts to mediate a terrifying Homie Helpline for Gigi, whose neighbor is allegedly casting death spells and using "bruha" magic to knock items off her family's walls. Between the spiritual warfare, the crew roasts the 49ers owner for getting caught in a $140 trailer park sting and debates why men officially fall in love faster than women.
The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline featuring a "Sydney Sweeney" lookalike, a 32-inch TV seduction trap, and a baby mama who finally became "the man" for someone else. Between the relationship finessing, the crew roasts Drake for throwing kisses at a country concert and reacts to Bad Bunny letting the "helicopter" fly during his tour finale.
The squad is absolutely floored by a legendary Homie Helpline update from Roberto, who has officially chosen his wife's sister and admits he'll miss his cat, Milo, more than his ex-wife.
The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Alex, who is trapped in a whirlwind romance with a Venezuelan TikToker demanding $2,000 in birthday gifts after just one week of dating. Between the relationship finessing, the crew roasts LeBron James for his "toxic ex" behavior in LA and investigates how Michael Jackson allegedly robbed Tyrese of his Watts anthem [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad attempts to navigate the absolute "brain rot" of relationship drama, from a "King Koopa" wife to a listener who was left in a freezing abandoned car while her man went to a party. Between the chaos, the squad breaks down the massive $20 billion fraud scandal surrounding the Dodgers' owner and reacts to Cardi B training her daughter to be her future physical backup!
The squad tries to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Nancy, a "baddy" whose aspiring rapper boyfriend "crashes out" over her location sharing and two-year-old Justin Bieber TikToks. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down the messy Buss family civil war over the Lakers and the Detroit man who built a 12-foot middle finger statue to haunt his ex-wife.
The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Brandy, who was forced to wait in the car for four hours during a funeral because her man claimed she "hadn't met the family yet." Between the relationship red flags, the crew breaks down Tyra Banks suing Netflix for her "villain" edit and J. Cole catching a case of the feels during a soulful performance in Cleveland. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad tries to save Ashley from her "serial killer-ish" ex-boyfriend who forced her to listen to his own radio confession before cheating with three girls and demanding a $1,000 car part. Between the relationship chaos, the crew breaks down the Lakers' insane new schedule and investigates why Brad Pitt refuses to watch adult films because of his high standards for "good acting".
The squad tries to help "Bobby from Boise" navigate his cockroach-infested LA living situation before his bougie girlfriend realizes his "LA lifestyle" is a total fraud. We also break down the massive $12.5 billion sale of the Lakers to the owners of their biggest rivals and investigate the scandalous theory that Shadow the eagle let his new side-piece jump his late wife.
The squad brings back the legendary "Kitty Pounder" for a wild update where she reveals she was served legal papers at her grandma's funeral and fired after her first radio appearance.
The squad reunites with Jesus the Koala for a "rusty but never musty" update on his new romance and checks in on Alan's haunted bedroom where a ghost named Princess Peach decides to crash the call. Between the paranormal activity, the crew exposes Lil Wayne's messy DMs with a former Teen Mom and debates why Titos Tacos is the ultimate nostalgia scam.
The squad revisits the legendary Homie Helpline with Smokey, a "reformed" car borrower who is now taking Irish girls on helicopter dates thanks to his new "legal" delivery hustle.
The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Azie, whose wife is turning their private family life and messy house into a non-stop vlog for "authentic" views. Between the content drama, a real undercover Department of Defense agent calls in to drop secrets about catching military terrorists and why you should never post your kids' faces online!
The squad navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a 20-year-old Air Force candidate considers "ejecting" from fatherhood to save his pilot career after a toxic headbutt-filled breakup. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Drake for his suspicious vibing at a Karol G concert and dives into the discovery of a Babylonian tablet containing history's first recorded "Yo Mama" joke.
The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline where a listener realizes her coworker "gifted" her an ex-boyfriend like a pair of used shoes without a single warning.
The squad attempts to mediate a scandalous Homie Helpline where Rosa must decide if she's skipping her annual summer hookup in Rosarito to prove she's truly ready to marry her "perfect" boyfriend.
The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a listener's girlfriend has been stalking his Monday night basketball games with literal binoculars to see if he's "retired" from his cheating ways.
The squad attempts to mediate a heavy Homie Helpline for Termite, a former "crash out" trying to win back his family after four years of drug-fueled chaos and a legendary "hit-by-a-car" guilt trip. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Lil Wayne's wild theory that aliens are actually bug-eyed humans from the future and exposes the time Oprah Winfrey was dragged by a Datsun Z bumper. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad attempts to mediate a heavy Homie Helpline where a listener's man has switched to the "pull-out method" and started asking her sister inappropriate questions following a tragic miscarriage. Between the relationship drama, Fat Joe finally admits he added a little too much "sazon" to his viral story about Sofia Vergara, and Daz Dillinger threatens to sue Paw Patrol over a logo.
The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline where a listener's new man "demands" she quit her hard-earned career to be a stay-at-home wife because he claims her industry is full of "slimy guys". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Bad Bunny for getting sued for $40 million over a voice tag and investigates FIFA's audacity in selling jars of World Cup final grass for $3,000. [Edited by @iamdyre ^_^ ] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:59) Chisme (6:15) Rap Sheet (8:10) Petty Police (12:00) Scrolling (16:09) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:51) Homie Helpline (51:02) Summer Camp (56:43) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:00:45) Chisme (1:04:38) Money Moves (1:08:26) Studious Foo (1:14:16) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The squad tries to save Omar's 4th of July proposal from his "habitual ruiner" brother who is planning to hijack the family party with a surprise pregnancy reveal. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down the shocking news of LeBron James officially dumping the Lakers and why thieves are now risking jail time for $10,000 in Pokémon cards.
The squad attempts to mediate a World Cup family feud after Janice promises her limited USA tickets to both her "forever pops" and her boyfriend of four years who don't get along. Between the soccer drama, the crew investigates why international tourists are hating on US tipping culture and roasts the Lakers' newest recruit for looking like a 6'10" giant minion. ⚽️
The squad dives into a heavy Homie Helpline featuring a mother fighting her late son's in-laws over his ashes, rumors of brujeria, and a grandmother using a baby as "Simba" ransom. Between the family drama, the crew exposes the AI gas price conspiracy, roasts Drake's baby mama for getting married on Father's Day, and debates if Big Sean is a "pure thespian" or just a thirsty rapper. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚽] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:57) Chisme (6:41) Rap Sheet (8:36) Petty Police (12:51) Scrolling (17:31) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:15) Homie Helpline (59:26) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:02:53) Chisme (1:07:26) World Cup Recap (1:16:46) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline where Jason's coworker, Chad, used a "sick day" to party at the USA game but refused to return the favor for the Mexico match, leading to a plot involving "warehouse politics" and stolen lunches.
The squad attempts to help Sandra navigate a "family soap opera" after discovering her daughter's new 45-year-old boyfriend is actually the mom's own former high school hookup. Between the relationship trauma, the crew investigates why tacos now cost $8, reacts to a Knicks fan trying to kiss his Narcan savior, and roasts Howie D for "becoming Puerto Rican" decades after the Backstreet Boys peaked. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Valerie, who suspects her man has a secret family after he disappears every Sunday and misses Father's Day, leading to wild stories about "Sunday sharters" and secret kid "joke" manipulations. Between the relationship chaos, the crew roasts LeBron James for his comments about stay-at-home moms and investigates the conspiracy theory that Benny Blanco used witchcraft to land Selena Gomez. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad helps a homie named Carlos determine if he should confront his friend after a 14-year-old guest was caught "looking for the bathroom" in a bedroom where $300 went missing. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ray J for getting called "musty" on a live stream and reacts to Matt Damon's questionable attempt at a rap career for charity. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a father is fighting for the right to name his son "Junior," leading to wild stories about secret identities and a baby named Gonzalo who already looks like a construction foreman. Between the family drama, the crew celebrates the NY Knicks' historic championship win while reacting to Jalen Brunson's dad being a world-class hater on live TV. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad attempts to rescue Edwin from a "Paraguay Princess" who is using his World Cup tickets as a "blessing from God" while leaving his dinner invites on read. Between the relationship chaos, the crew investigates whether Shakira used a "swollen" stunt double for the World Cup opening ceremony and reacts to a Michigan scammer who got caught with a bag of chocolate coins instead of $700k in gold. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister's "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚽] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:38) Chisme (5:00) Rap Sheet (8:38) Petty Police (13:00) Scrolling (19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:46) Homie Helpline (33:27) World Cup! (37:32) Ice Cube Tix! (47:29) Don't You Know I'm Local (51:28) Chisme (53:31) Money Moves (56:31) Studious Foo (1:01:42) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell's doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon's family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut". [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he's about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad navigates a heavy Homie Helpline for "Shy Mike," who abandoned his daughter 19 years ago and is now "stutter-stepping" around whether to reach out during his divorce. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Dame Dash for claiming Jay-Z has "cinnamon and doodoo" breath and investigates a Mr. Beast challenge winner caught with 261 kilos of marijuana. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z's savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson's embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle. [Edited by @iamdyre ✂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:07) Chisme (5:12) Rap Sheet (7:37) Petty Police (11:13) Scrolling (14:48) The Weather (16:09) Homie Helpline (47:45) Disneyland Tix (50:27) Don't You Know I'm Local (56:02) Chisme (59:45) Studious Foo (1:02:45) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
[Full Episode] The squad dives into the "scary" world of $60 East LA love spells and attempts to help a homie named Edward who "stumbled" into downloading a secret app to text his "favorite ex" while in a toxic relationship. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down how Kim Kardashian secured a second chance for the homies in the system and investigates why a minor league "bat dog" just ended a top Dodger prospect's season. [Edited by @iamdyre
[Full Episode] The squad attempts to talk Nate out of "breaking kneecaps" after his day-one homie maxed out his credit cards while he was sitting in jail on three felonies. Between the betrayal drama, the crew investigates the $9 million c*****e bust hidden inside Kim Kardashian's Skims shipments and reacts to an Arsenal player getting his "whole cheeks" out on live TV. [Edited by @iamdyre ☃️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:28) Chisme (5:31) Box Talk (9:20) Scrolling (12:43) Petty Police (15:40) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:20) Homie Helpline (42:53) Disneyland Tix! (47:14) Don't You Know I'm Local (52:25) Chisme (56:26) Money Moves (58:37) Studious Foo (1:04:04) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
[Full Episode] The squad attempts to settle a "parenting war" for Jimmy after his 11-year-old was caught searching for "baddies" on Tubi, featuring a legendary caller's "spicy function" involving awkward PowerPoint presentations. Live from the Disneyland 70th celebration, the crew also roasts Cowboys QB Dak Prescott for allegedly getting caught at a bullfight with his ex's bridesmaid just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock". [Edited by @iamdyre
[Full Episode] The squad attempts an intervention for Brenda after her mom pulled up to a literal dog funeral to tell her children and grandchildren they are all "dead" to her in favor of a 70-year-old retired Marine. Between the maternal drama, the crew breaks down whether Drake's surprise triple-album drop was a genius "petty" move to fulfill his label obligations and finally "move out" of the UMG house. [Edited by @iamdyre
The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Louisa, whose traditional mom has banned her "senora caliente" mother-in-law—and her signature tight zebra dresses—from the family's Mother's Day trip to Riverside. Between the in-law drama, the crew roasts NFL star Cam Newton for giving Angela Simmons the ultimate "ick" by laughing at his own jokes and patting himself on the back during their only date. [Edited by @iamdyre
The crew attempts to navigate the "freaky territory" of Penelope's relationship, where her man is insisting that a former "play cousin" hookup becomes his official godmother for his confirmation. Between the holy drama, the squad roasts Dennis Rodman's ex-wife for pawning his legendary jerseys for a lowball price and debates the "Espírito Santos" plan to save Spirit Airlines with a logo of Jesus. [Edited by @iamdyre
[Full Episode] The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring stories of family ghosts and a woman who "drugged her grandma" with a Xanax bar just to safely break the news of a family death. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Michael Jackson was allegedly "player hating" on Jay-Z over an obsession with Beyonce. [Edited by @iamdyre ⛅] Chapters (00:00) Scrolling (2:34) The Weather W/ Concrete! (4:21) Homie Helpline (26:28) Shot Roulette (30:23) Don't You Know I'm Local (34:21) Chisme (38:23) Rap Sheet (40:55) Money Moves (45:04) Studious Foo (48:30) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The squad holds an emergency intervention for Leo, a "gym bro" who wants to ditch his loyal partner of ten years for a "hoe phase" before he officially becomes an "unc". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Billboard for a massive teleprompter fail that led to Teyana Taylor accepting an award in a hoodie and sweats with a side of legendary sass. [Edited by @iamdyre
The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Lalo, a "repeat offender" who accidentally hooked up with his gym partner's sister during a threesome with his toxic ex. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Megan Thee Stallion dumping Klay Thompson over "light-skinned brother activities" and investigates the "ancient secret" of why women are rinsing their underwear in the shower. [Edited by @iamdyre