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Daryl Ruiter breaks down the Giannis trade to Miami before unloading a fully compiled list on Jimmy Haslam's track record running the Browns and the Bucks, citing years of losing records, coaching turnover, and quarterback chaos across both franchises. Owen pushes back by bringing up the Columbus Crew's two MLS titles, which only sets up more roasting about Haslam's broader ownership reputation. The two also revisit whether the Cavs should have pursued Giannis or LeBron James this offseason, and question why the front office hasn't made any real moves despite Dan Gilbert's pointed comments after the playoff exit.

We're diving into the absolute drama of Homie Helpline, where a listener is ready to cancel a girls' trip because her friend lost 100 pounds on Ozempic and transformed into a total "mean girl" baddie online!

The squad tries to help a listener named Diana navigate a "mean girl" situation after her friend lost 100 lbs on Ozempic but is now "fake flexing" online like it's all 5:00 a.m. gym discipline. Between the friendship drama, the crew investigates if ASAP Rocky was actually wearing a thong on stage and hears a legendary story about Barack Obama scoring tickets to a Tupac show in the '90s.

The squad attempts to navigate a "Jerry Springer" level Homie Helpline where a listener discovers her cousin is six months pregnant by her ex, leading to a heated debate over "Cousin Code" and wild suggestions of "throwing primas down the stairs". Between the family drama, the crew investigates the disturbing protein-packed world of cockroach milk and reacts to Shohei Ohtani's shocking secret second baby announcement.

The squad attempts to help Sandra navigate a "family soap opera" after discovering her daughter's new 45-year-old boyfriend is actually the mom's own former high school hookup. Between the relationship trauma, the crew investigates why tacos now cost $8, reacts to a Knicks fan trying to kiss his Narcan savior, and roasts Howie D for "becoming Puerto Rican" decades after the Backstreet Boys peaked. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline featuring secret pregnancies with in-laws and a legendary pool party encounter involving a very heavy pot of Mexican rice. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Becky G is being accused of "treason" for her jersey choices and warns the world about a Brazilian psychic predicting "Asian" aliens in Hyundai's will abduct Neymar. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Valerie, who suspects her man has a secret family after he disappears every Sunday and misses Father's Day, leading to wild stories about "Sunday sharters" and secret kid "joke" manipulations. Between the relationship chaos, the crew roasts LeBron James for his comments about stay-at-home moms and investigates the conspiracy theory that Benny Blanco used witchcraft to land Selena Gomez. [Edited by @iamdyre

Things get out of control as Ray J gets embarrassed on live stream after his girl says he smells a little "musty" instead of like expensive Baccarat cologne!

The squad helps a homie named Carlos determine if he should confront his friend after a 14-year-old guest was caught "looking for the bathroom" in a bedroom where $300 went missing. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ray J for getting called "musty" on a live stream and reacts to Matt Damon's questionable attempt at a rap career for charity. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a father is fighting for the right to name his son "Junior," leading to wild stories about secret identities and a baby named Gonzalo who already looks like a construction foreman. Between the family drama, the crew celebrates the NY Knicks' historic championship win while reacting to Jalen Brunson's dad being a world-class hater on live TV. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad attempts to rescue Edwin from a "Paraguay Princess" who is using his World Cup tickets as a "blessing from God" while leaving his dinner invites on read. Between the relationship chaos, the crew investigates whether Shakira used a "swollen" stunt double for the World Cup opening ceremony and reacts to a Michigan scammer who got caught with a bag of chocolate coins instead of $700k in gold. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew is dissecting the "sus" World Cup opening ceremony where fans are convinced a sunglasses-wearing stunt double took Shakira's place on stage because she didn't have her signature "chickenpox mark"!

The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister's "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚽] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:38) Chisme (5:00) Rap Sheet (8:38) Petty Police (13:00) Scrolling (19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:46) Homie Helpline (33:27) World Cup! (37:32) Ice Cube Tix! (47:29) Don't You Know I'm Local (51:28) Chisme (53:31) Money Moves (56:31) Studious Foo (1:01:42) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it's a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ⚽

The squad is losing it over Britney Bell's genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon.

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell's doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon's family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut". [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad is losing it over Kanye West's latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow—and we're debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo."

[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother's heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West's bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he's about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl. [Edited by @iamdyre

Description: Alyssa discovers her boyfriend of five years has been cheating and now plans to expose him with screenshots hidden inside his graduation slideshow while live-streaming the fallout on TikTok. The Brown Bag crew also gets into 50 Cent addressing Diddy drama, a news crew allegedly stealing their style, World Cup scams, Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice, and FIFA's latest rule changes.Chapters: (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (04:59) Chismation (07:32) Petty Police (13:01) Scrolling (16:13) The Weather with Concrete Storm (17:38) Homie Helpline (52:13) Finish The Lyric for Snoop Tickets (57:40) Always on Time? What is Ja Rule Talking About? (58:59) Don't You Know I'm Local (63:25) Chismation (67:07) Rap Sheet (71:35) How To Hug A Kitty (75:11) Sports Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Howie starts the hour discussing one of the 'protestors' arrested at Delaney Hall, who has a long rap sheet. Then, the callers let Howie know how they feel about Graham Platner.  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

[Full Episode] The squad attempts a spiritual intervention for Carla after she was served "breakup tea" by a mother-in-law she suspects is a witch, leading to terrifying listener stories about scorpions popping out of bodies and blood oaths. Between the brujeria drama, the crew roasts Sauce Walka for threatening to "smoke" Drake on a leaked call and breaks down Steph Curry's massive $1.1 billion move to a Chinese shoe brand. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z's savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson's embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle. [Edited by @iamdyre ✂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:07) Chisme (5:12) Rap Sheet (7:37) Petty Police (11:13) Scrolling (14:48) The Weather (16:09) Homie Helpline (47:45) Disneyland Tix (50:27) Don't You Know I'm Local (56:02) Chisme (59:45) Studious Foo (1:02:45) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Petty Police investigate an insufferable Palm Beach cop who tried to ticket a woman for "manipulating a phone" with a hand she doesn't even have!

The Homie Helpline reaches a peak level of "scary" as a caller admits to spending $60 on a "bruja" spell to trap his ex back into a relationship!

[Full Episode] The squad dives into the "scary" world of $60 East LA love spells and attempts to help a homie named Edward who "stumbled" into downloading a secret app to text his "favorite ex" while in a toxic relationship. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down how Kim Kardashian secured a second chance for the homies in the system and investigates why a minor league "bat dog" just ended a top Dodger prospect's season. [Edited by @iamdyre

Chalino calls in because his 89-year-old grandpa is trying to date a 40-year-old woman from the carnicería, and the whole family thinks she's after his money. The crew also talks Benny Blanco's Selena Gomez confession, Bad Bunny manifesting his success, Meek Mill getting clowned, OC women getting scammed, and Chicharrito calling out Mexico fans. Chapters:  (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (02:58) Chismation (07:29) Petty Police (10:34) Scrolling (14:23) The Weather with Greg (16:11) Homie Helpline (35:43) Name The Disneyland Villain For Tickets (40:46) Amish Paradise (40:39) Don't You Know I'm Local (45:45) Chismation (49:20) Rap Sheet (53:45) Money Moves (61:56) Sports Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend posted his "meat" on Instagram and is holding his cherished skateboard hostage until legendary skater P-Rod steps in to save the homie.. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Ray J for accidentally snitching on his own "rigged" MMA fight after getting knocked out cold by viral star Super Hot Fire. [Edited by @iamdyre

[Full Episode] The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter after his toxic ex-girlfriend posted a "purple-headed yogurt slinger" to his car-themed Instagram burner in a bid for "closure." Between the "pecker" drama, the crew roasts Lupe Fiasco for blaming his forgotten lyrics on 90s LimeWire pirates and debates if Drake officially stole Concrete's cadence for his new Nike ad. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Maggie, who is weeks away from giving birth and debating if her son should carry the last name of her "Day Zero" deadbeat ex, Bobby from Baldwin Park. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Drake Hive for spamming Rihanna's comments with ice emojis and investigates the 140 mph "bullet bus" that might soon be terrorizing California freeways. [Edited by @iamdyre

[Full Episode] The squad attempts an intervention for Brenda after her mom pulled up to a literal dog funeral to tell her children and grandchildren they are all "dead" to her in favor of a 70-year-old retired Marine. Between the maternal drama, the crew breaks down whether Drake's surprise triple-album drop was a genius "petty" move to fulfill his label obligations and finally "move out" of the UMG house. [Edited by @iamdyre

We're diving into the legendary story of Eminem bridging the gap with Elton John by gifting him and his husband matching gold "rooster rings" on their wedding night., The Homie Helpline gets intense as Roger reveals his high-powered wife treats him like an employee, controlling his meals and banning beer after 15 years as a stay-at-home husband. We're also breaking down the viral clip of a kid in the Dominican Republic who trolled streamer IShowSpeed into thinking he had cancer, only for his mom to "blow the bag" by revealing it was just lice. Don't You Know I'm Local, so we are investigating why lice seems to be a "Hispanic thing" and reacting to rumors of Anderson .Paak getting cozy with Mariah Carey. Finally, we look at the "Studious Fools" breakdown on why deadbeat dads might actually be victims of "systemic poverty" instead of just being heartless. Whether it's "tripod" sizing or "mosquita muerta" family drama, the crew is keeping it a hundred on everything going viral in the streets! [Edited by @iamdyre

[Full Episode] The squad attempts an intervention for Roger, a former "hustler" turned stay-at-home husband who feels like a "low-key prisoner" because his high-powered wife treats him like an employee and refuses to feed him when they argue. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down the "iconic" gold rooster rings Eminem gifted Elton John and reacts to the LA City Council's attempt to ban backyard carne asadas on "red flag" days. [Edited by @iamdyre

-Full Episode- The squad attempts to help Louis navigate a World Cup barbecue hosted by his girlfriend's "Uncle Rick," a man known for "Oakley energy" and passive-aggressive remarks about how "things are changing around here". Between the family drama, the crew investigates newly released FBI files confirming aliens are actually 4-foot pipsqueaks and reacts to Donald Trump "snitching" on a Raiders QB who tried to skip a White House visit. [Edited by @iamdyre

[Full Episode] The crew attempts a high-stakes intervention for Chavella, whose "Mosquita Muerta" sister-in-law is using her pregnancy to sabotage family events and talk smack about her nephew's long hair. Between the family drama, the squad roasts Rihanna's new scribble tattoos and investigates a Padres prospect who traded a $750,000 bonus for a $1,000 human smuggling side hustle. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad is breaking down the dramatic shift from Rick Ross, who went from muting Drake's vocals to sending "shoutouts" just days before the Iceman album arrives.

The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline for Selena, whose family is divided over whether to spend Mother's Day drinking with mariachis at her mom's grave or at her dad's house with his new "Grandma Lulu". Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ne-Yo for complaining that his three-girlfriend lifestyle is costing him major business deals and investigates Kesha's bizarre collection of placenta jewelry and fan teeth. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Louisa, whose traditional mom has banned her "senora caliente" mother-in-law—and her signature tight zebra dresses—from the family's Mother's Day trip to Riverside. Between the in-law drama, the crew roasts NFL star Cam Newton for giving Angela Simmons the ultimate "ick" by laughing at his own jokes and patting himself on the back during their only date. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew attempts to navigate the "freaky territory" of Penelope's relationship, where her man is insisting that a former "play cousin" hookup becomes his official godmother for his confirmation. Between the holy drama, the squad roasts Dennis Rodman's ex-wife for pawning his legendary jerseys for a lowball price and debates the "Espírito Santos" plan to save Spirit Airlines with a logo of Jesus. [Edited by @iamdyre

[Full Episode] The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring stories of family ghosts and a woman who "drugged her grandma" with a Xanax bar just to safely break the news of a family death. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Michael Jackson was allegedly "player hating" on Jay-Z over an obsession with Beyonce. [Edited by @iamdyre ⛅] Chapters (00:00) Scrolling (2:34) The Weather W/ Concrete! (4:21) Homie Helpline (26:28) Shot Roulette (30:23) Don't You Know I'm Local (34:21) Chisme (38:23) Rap Sheet (40:55) Money Moves (45:04) Studious Foo (48:30) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad holds a high-stakes intervention on the Homie Helpline to decide if Marisol should pay off her brother's $1,000 bookie debt or let his parents cancel his graduation party. Between the drama, the crew mourns the sudden death of Spirit Airlines and celebrates Concrete's epic "Aztec Warrior" moment introducing the Benavidez fight in Las Vegas. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad holds an emergency intervention for Leo, a "gym bro" who wants to ditch his loyal partner of ten years for a "hoe phase" before he officially becomes an "unc". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Billboard for a massive teleprompter fail that led to Teyana Taylor accepting an award in a hoodie and sweats with a side of legendary sass. [Edited by @iamdyre

The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline where a drunken car fight led to an aunt calling ICE on her sister's boyfriend, sparking a massive debate on family loyalty and "snitch" rewards. Between the drama, the crew roasts Klay Thompson for acting "nonchalant" on a boat after his breakup and investigates a viral seagull screeching competition where humans are dressing up as "raccoons of the sea." [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew holds a high-stakes middle school intervention on the Homie Helpline for 13-year-old Ana Lisia, whose attempt to "shoot her shot" with a "huzz" led to her getting blocked and fighting with her gay bestie. Between the playground drama, the squad investigates King Charles' petty tug-of-war handshake with Trump and the viral sardine fast that has girls smelling like fish for the sake of "glowy skin". [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Lalo, a "repeat offender" who accidentally hooked up with his gym partner's sister during a threesome with his toxic ex. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Megan Thee Stallion dumping Klay Thompson over "light-skinned brother activities" and investigates the "ancient secret" of why women are rinsing their underwear in the shower. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose coworkers are threatening to tie him up and take him to a strip club because he's never even held a girl's hand—unless you count his teacher back in the day. Between the dating disaster stories, the crew investigates why inmates in an Atlanta federal prison are ready to riot over the production of the new Superman movie messing up their commissary routine. [Edited by @iamdyre

The "studious fools" play matchmaker on the Homie Helpline, successfully hooking up a throuple-dodging "koala bear" named Anthony with a fan-favorite caller from last week. Between the romance, the squad exposes JetBlue's accidental admission that they use your "cookies" to hike up flight prices and reveals the surprisingly dark drug meaning behind Dem Franchize Boyz' biggest hit. [Edited by @iamdyre

The Homie Helpline turns into a live dating show as Anthony ditches his thripple-seeking boyfriend to link up with Jesus for some "peculiar parts" and LA adventures!

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan attacks Andy about sword fighting again. Andy pulls the fake text prank on some kids and it makes O’Neill mad. Then Andy makes black bean brownies and sooooomeone has a problem with it. Then Ryan wants a new show where Andy is fading in and out of consciousness on drugs while Ryan roasts him. Our old screenplay, “Michael’s By The Sea”, gets more screenplay advice from Reddit. Ryan dreams about working with a chimpanzee on a podcast. Ryan tries to convince Andy to fight him but he doesn’t take the bate. Then in an amazing turn of events , Ryan’s brother finds an actual Valparaiso police report of his antics. It’s unbelievable.