Brown Bag Mornings

This episode gets spooky fast as we tackle a terrifying Homie Helpline submission about a roommate who whispers, smells like the disappeared ex-roommate Carol, and collects hair from the shower—leading some to suspect she’s not a witch, she’s just an actress trying to secure those lease deposits. We also try not to be bad Catholics while discussing Our Lady of Leche, lament the profit loss that cost the Creepy King his crown, determine if Mary Lisa's intimacy requests make her the "Simp of the Week", and decide if the Instagram CEO is gaslighting us about the mics listening in.[Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew addresses a difficult Homie Helpline query from Tina, whose husband, a plumber, refuses to wear his wedding ring, making her question if he wants to appear single or if he's avoiding the ring ending up down the drain.... This episode also covers why Matthew McConaughey ceased speaking to his mother for eight years due to her being a "chismosa" and sharing their private conversations with the news, alongside the results of the guys' 30-second push-up contest and the affordability of Ulta birthday parties for tweens. [Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s officially spooky season, but nothing is scarier than Natalie’s love triangle between the Baby Daddy and the too-nice $500 Man who lets her "get away with everything"...; plus, we dive into Young Thug's appearance as the Simp-Nominee after his breakup drama and unpack Lionel Richie’s alleged secret about why Michael Jackson was constantly wearing clothes that had a "smooth smell". [Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Homie Helpline is heating up when a listener catches her grandpa kissing a señora at the market, leading the crew to hilariously debate whether she should snitch, accept her dad's "mind your business" advice, or leverage the situation for a new car via extortion. Plus, the crew tackles the shock of a 40-40 Cowboys/Packers tie, unpacks the beef between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj/Ice Spice, and asks the most important question of the day: Is Brad Pitt a Simp or Pimp for possibly trying to rekindle things with Jennifer Aniston. [Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our listeners called the Homie Help-Line to advise a caller on whether she should be a "petty Nancy" and demand more than the $2,000 her cheating husband took by claiming her on his taxes, while we unpack Cardi B's anxiety that her album title, "Am I the Drama," is attracting bad karma and dark energy during her pregnancy. Tune in as we also celebrate Bad Bunny headlining Super Bowl 60 and discuss new legal frameworks that allow 14-year-olds to sue their parents over published childhood photos—remember, the more brown bag, the better! [Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brown Bag Mornings crew jumps into chaos this week, debating Tito’s desperate "Homie Helpline" dilemma after his brother-in-law needed an ER ride because "Something is stuck in my body". Tune in as they crown Mariah the Scientist the 'Simp of the Week', argue whether viral "pirate pits" are disgusting or sexy, and reflect on the "really, really sad" new album from Young Thug, UY SCUTI. - Edited by @iamdyreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode, the Brown Bag Mornings crew debates the terrifying future of dating where AI assistants play matchmaker and whether using ChatGPT to pick lottery numbers is the ultimate money move.... Plus, they analyze Ray J's viral claim that he's cooperating with authorities to "drop a Rico" on Kim Kardashian and offer advice to a single mom whose son's imaginary vampire friend, Chunga, is running the house with strict demands for Mexican rice.- Edited by @iamdyreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The "Homie Help Line" is open, debating if caller Claudia is getting strung along after her man bought the engagement ring two years ago, before the crew dukes it out over NBA legend Paul Pierce's controversial advice to spend only $20 on a first date. Later, the squad dominates the "Latinos" category on Jeopardy!, struggles to keep up with essential California slang like 'Sabow' and the dreaded 'Phantom tax', and pays homage to legendary goalie Memo Ochoa. - Edited by @iamdyreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's episode is centered around a packed "Homie Help Line" segment, in which a 22-year-old listener seeks advice after he cheated on his new girlfriend with his ex of five years, resulting in six hickeys and subsequent guilt-induced ghosting. Additionally, the hosts dive into pop culture, debating if a reality TV star's elaborate floral proposal is "Simp or Pimp", breaking down the massive weight mismatch in the upcoming Gervonta "Tank" Davis vs. Jake Paul exhibition fight, and discussing the surprising musical collaboration between long-time mortal enemies Young Thug and YFN Lucci. |Edited by @iamdyreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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