Brown Bag Mornings

The crew stages an intervention for Melissa, whose mom is trying to hijack her baby shower guest list while complaining about the "exhausting" task of making ham sandwiches. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Michigan woman who tried to gaslight a judge during a virtual hearing and investigates why Kim Kardashian is auctioning off her provocative "lawyer outfits" to fund legal services. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Low rider license plate bill (3:54) Chisme: Tiny responds to 50 Cent (6:38) Rap Sheet: J Cole's tight jeans rejection (9:55) Petty Police: Virtual court driving gaslighter (14:01) Scrolling with the Homies: Chinese dogs "in heat"  (18:05) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:33) Homie Helpline: Melissa's stingy mom drama (1:00:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: humans raising cubs in suits (1:04:18) Chisme: Ray J's $6 million settlement (1:06:52) Money Moves: Kim Kardashian (1:10:42) Studious Foo: Cold weather heart disease risk (1:12:28) Play Ball: Ohtani's $4,000 Seiko watch gifts   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline where a friendship is evolving "like a Pokémon" into a threesome invitation, leading the crew to debate the rules of being a unicorn. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Shaq for his supposedly "AI-generated" leaked DMs to Sabrina Carpenter and investigates why Whittier is using "Wall-E" robots to scan for sidewalk cracks. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times. [Edited by @iamdyre

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(Full Episode) The squad attempts to mediate a "disrespectful" Homie Helpline for Veronica, whose cousin is ghosting a $2,500 Coachella debt while simultaneously posting her festival "fits" and begging for her wristband. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Ryan Garcia's viral claims of an ugly artist home-wrecker and the "petty" case of a quadruple amputee cornhole champion who allegedly shot his homie while driving a Tesla. [Edited by @iamdyre

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to decide if Brian should stay loyal to his homie or donate to a cheating ex-girlfriend currently "locked up overseas" in a Turkish prison. They also roast the "career-altering" footage of Justin Timberlake claiming he was on a "world tour" during his DWI arrest and investigate why robots are entering "tweaker mode" in local restaurants. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew stage a massive intervention for a three-time caller named Junior, who is currently battling "post ___ clarity" guilt after using a "rhino" pill to hook up with his ex while his toddler was in the other room. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Tom Brady for bullying NFL players' moms and investigates why The Game is using vending machine codes to slide into women's DMs. [Edited by @iamdyre

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The squad navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Fern, who is attempting a strict one-year trial run with his baby mama while the crew debates if "revenge P" is a crime or a lifestyle choice. The "studious fools" also celebrate Afroman turning his legal bad times into catchy music videos and investigate a woman who dumpster-dived for 900 feet of a wavy, "jacked-up" Oscar red carpet. [Edited by @iamdyre

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Aalia navigate a "suegra" who pays rent in trash bags but has the audacity to "side-eye" Aalia's Amazon packages while wearing her stolen bedsheets. The "studious fools" also investigate how your 2016 Pokémon Go obsession accidentally helped train robot delivery drones to map out the inside of your restroom. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Delivery robots stuck in floods (3:51) Chisme: Mace, Shyne, and Brandy (7:37) Rap Sheet: La Russell's controversy (12:20) Petty Police: Bruno Mars likes Taylor shade (16:59) Scrolling: Very demure influencers viral struggles (19:43) The Weather W/ Concrete: heatwave! (20:48) Homie Helpline: Suegra steals $200 perfume (50:06) Don't You Know I'm Local: Supporting SEIU school worker rally (54:03) Chisme: Coldplay jumbotron cheating scandal interview (1:01:01) Ye tickets! (1:07:14) Emo baddie (1:08:09) Studious Foo: Teens check phones 64 times (1:10:03) Play Ball: USA loses world baseball classic Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "studious fools" navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Nina, whose baby daddy is skipping their daughter's Sweet 16 because his sancha-turned-girlfriend feels "disrespected" by the family invitation. The crew also roasts Kevin Hart's terrifying new Vegas wax figure that looks more like a "botched" King Bach or a young Cuba Gooding Jr. than the actual comedian. Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Jurassic Park eras soft launch (3:41) Chisme: Kevin Hart's botched wax figure (6:58) Rap Sheet: Snoop Dogg's failed trademark attempt (9:49) Petty Police: Dolphins kidnap man for construction (15:32) Weather: heatwave! (20:20) Homie Helpline: Baby daddy skips daughter's birthday (59:41) Finding coins in Lucky Charms (1:04:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: Waymo update (1:07:46) Chisme: Apple patents and AirPod tricks (1:11:41) Rap Sheet: Irish rappers (1:16:22) Money Moves: Plumbers making Lebron James money! (1:19:44) Studios Foo: Scientific study on personal luck (1:23:20) Play Ball: Dodger stadium naming rights!? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gracie, a 40-year-old lunch lady who is terrified of starting over in communications but quickly finds herself debating the merits of breast implants versus a new hair color to jumpstart her career. The "studious fools" also roast Ice Cube for winning a Razzie Award for "Worst Actor" for a movie where his entire performance consisted of making an "angry face" at a computer screen while his son got kidnapped by aliens. Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Kobe's Mural (2:48) Chisme: Rihanna's Stalker (5:21) Rap Sheet: Ice Cube Razzie Award (9:46) Monday Mashup: TI and Walk It Out (12:27) Petty Police: Chalamet Avoids Steven Spielberg (15:51) Scrolling: Fake '90's Challenge Photos (21:05) The Weather: High Temperatures! (22:00) Homie Helpline: Career Advice for a 40-year-old Mother (44:33) Ticket Giveaway: Naming Award Shows for Tix (49:59) Don't You Know I'm Local: Tire Shop Fam Wins Oscar (52:29) Chisme: Michael B Jordan eats In-N-Out (58:39) Rap Sheet:  Fans predict Iceman release date (1:01:22) LAFC Game Recap (1:04:06) Money Moves: Santa Monica Beach House Rental (1:06:12) Studious Foo: Discussion on Polyamory (1:08:07) Play Ball: MJF roasts Vic on air (1:11:42) LA Unified guest speaker from SEIU 99 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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The crew navigates a "squatter" situation on the Homie Helpline for Ariana, whose boyfriend helped her move into her first solo apartment and then simply refused to leave, prompting Concrete to share how he "never left" his girl's house after her family prayed for his soul. The "studious fools" also lose their minds over Letty's "hardcore" survival story from the LA Marathon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a "Monday-worthy" Homie Helpline for Felicia, who moved to Cali for a man whose "junk don't function" due to a supposed prison riot injury, leading the squad to suspect it’s actually a case of "mental stops" and "unrealistic expectations". The Petty Police also go on a "sick one" as they roast the massive "trash bag" of drugs Dwight Howard's wife aired out on social media and debate why Timothée Chalamet is catching heat for hating on the "niche community" of opera and ballet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Janet, who used "girl math" to justify a hookup with her boyfriend's fraternal twin sister after he cheated on her multiple times. The "studious fools" also analyze Vic’s delusional claim that Giannis Antetokounmpo is Lakers-bound because he spent four hours reading the NBA star's lips at a fancy restaurant. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a suegra showdown on the Homie Helpline, debating whether Joanna should step in after her mother-in-law scolded her daughter about her health just twenty minutes after she woke up from emergency surgery. The squad also investigates the "Jaylen Invasion" currently taking over 50% of the NBA and wonders if Lily Allen redefined petty by wearing a literal "receipt dress" that displayed her ex-husband’s alleged cheating expenses. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Robert, whose 72-year-old grandma just "sprung" a much younger girlfriend on the family and wants to bring her to the late grandpa’s 20th-anniversary memorial party. Between roasting Selena Gomez for kissing Benny Blanco’s "grounded" dirty feet and debating Jeremy Lin’s bold request for respectful body language from Kobe Bryant, the "studious" squad also calls out national sports hosts for stealing their viral Byron Scott interview without giving the show any credit. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a "Level 10" Homie Helpline where a caller named Chris gets publicly blindsided by her secret wife of ten years after trying to complain about her "mistress" baby mama's ex-girlfriend. The "studious fools" also catch a case of the Petty Police as they roast Busta Rhymes for telling a fan she had a "big face" and investigate how Kylie Jenner’s custom Stormi world clothes ended up in a Goodwill bin. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline for Selena, whose 19-year-old sister's unemployed girlfriend has effectively "colonized" their mom's house with a hated cat and a free-access debit card. The "studious fools" also investigate Shia LaBeouf’s lifelong "on sight" grudge against Dodgers legend Mike Piazza and debate if Jim Carrey has been replaced by a clone who speaks fluent French and rocks a suspicious new widow's peak. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Josh, a self-proclaimed "Sancho with morals" who is caught in a two-year situationship with an engaged woman but draws the line at marriage. The "studious fools" also roast an LAPD officer caught skydiving while on disability and investigate the "scientific" claim that your favorite color might actually reveal you're a total psychopath. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for "Susio" Pablo, who caught a case of the "itchy itchy" after sleeping with both his cheating ex and a new Instagram baddie in the same 24-hour window. The "studious fools" also sit down with Lakers legend Byron Scott, who explains why the Clippers are destined to be "losers" and reveals how he got the inside scoop on LeBron James leaving Cleveland before anyone else. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz, who is convinced her stepdaughter stole her birth certificate so her "witchy" mother could cast a spell to make Liz's "uterus dry up". The vibes stay "hella studious" as the squad roasts a woman who tattooed the name of her AI boyfriend on her ribs, despite him being an "a-hole" with a fake Irish accent who only exists on her laptop. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Mandy, who is five months pregnant and working 40 hours a week while her unemployed baby daddy spends his parents' gas money on the "Blue App" and dreams of being a sushi chef. The "studious fools" also investigate Wiz Khalifa’s "beautiful bonding" tradition of punching his son 13 times in the stomach for his birthday and whether J-Lo is trying too hard to be a comedian using a teleprompter. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Leo, a man with "no game" trying to surprise his "FBI" girlfriend with a proposal despite her tracking his every move since he drunk-texted his boss's daughter. The "studious fools" also dive into the viral heartbreak of Punch the monkey in Japan and the skyrocketing resale price of his only friend: an IKEA orangutan plushie. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew attempts to navigate a "well-done" Homie Helpline for Oscar, who has been maintaining a secret second relationship for three years and is now being blackmailed with Ring camera footage of his "furniture moving" sessions. The Petty Police also make a stop in New York to roast 50 Cent for obtaining surveillance footage of Jim Jones "horse-kicking" his own studio door during a very loud and very public eviction. [Edited by @iamdyre