Brown Bag Mornings

The crew reacts to bizarre items found in the LA Metro lost and found

The crew navigates a "squatter" situation on the Homie Helpline for Ariana, whose boyfriend helped her move into her first solo apartment and then simply refused to leave, prompting Concrete to share how he "never left" his girl's house after her family prayed for his soul. The "studious fools" also lose their minds over Letty's "hardcore" survival story from the LA Marathon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a "Monday-worthy" Homie Helpline for Felicia, who moved to Cali for a man whose "junk don't function" due to a supposed prison riot injury, leading the squad to suspect it’s actually a case of "mental stops" and "unrealistic expectations". The Petty Police also go on a "sick one" as they roast the massive "trash bag" of drugs Dwight Howard's wife aired out on social media and debate why Timothée Chalamet is catching heat for hating on the "niche community" of opera and ballet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Janet, who used "girl math" to justify a hookup with her boyfriend's fraternal twin sister after he cheated on her multiple times. The "studious fools" also analyze Vic’s delusional claim that Giannis Antetokounmpo is Lakers-bound because he spent four hours reading the NBA star's lips at a fancy restaurant. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a suegra showdown on the Homie Helpline, debating whether Joanna should step in after her mother-in-law scolded her daughter about her health just twenty minutes after she woke up from emergency surgery. The squad also investigates the "Jaylen Invasion" currently taking over 50% of the NBA and wonders if Lily Allen redefined petty by wearing a literal "receipt dress" that displayed her ex-husband’s alleged cheating expenses. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Robert, whose 72-year-old grandma just "sprung" a much younger girlfriend on the family and wants to bring her to the late grandpa’s 20th-anniversary memorial party. Between roasting Selena Gomez for kissing Benny Blanco’s "grounded" dirty feet and debating Jeremy Lin’s bold request for respectful body language from Kobe Bryant, the "studious" squad also calls out national sports hosts for stealing their viral Byron Scott interview without giving the show any credit. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a "Level 10" Homie Helpline where a caller named Chris gets publicly blindsided by her secret wife of ten years after trying to complain about her "mistress" baby mama's ex-girlfriend. The "studious fools" also catch a case of the Petty Police as they roast Busta Rhymes for telling a fan she had a "big face" and investigate how Kylie Jenner’s custom Stormi world clothes ended up in a Goodwill bin. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline for Selena, whose 19-year-old sister's unemployed girlfriend has effectively "colonized" their mom's house with a hated cat and a free-access debit card. The "studious fools" also investigate Shia LaBeouf’s lifelong "on sight" grudge against Dodgers legend Mike Piazza and debate if Jim Carrey has been replaced by a clone who speaks fluent French and rocks a suspicious new widow's peak. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Josh, a self-proclaimed "Sancho with morals" who is caught in a two-year situationship with an engaged woman but draws the line at marriage. The "studious fools" also roast an LAPD officer caught skydiving while on disability and investigate the "scientific" claim that your favorite color might actually reveal you're a total psychopath. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for "Susio" Pablo, who caught a case of the "itchy itchy" after sleeping with both his cheating ex and a new Instagram baddie in the same 24-hour window. The "studious fools" also sit down with Lakers legend Byron Scott, who explains why the Clippers are destined to be "losers" and reveals how he got the inside scoop on LeBron James leaving Cleveland before anyone else. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz, who is convinced her stepdaughter stole her birth certificate so her "witchy" mother could cast a spell to make Liz's "uterus dry up". The vibes stay "hella studious" as the squad roasts a woman who tattooed the name of her AI boyfriend on her ribs, despite him being an "a-hole" with a fake Irish accent who only exists on her laptop. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Mandy, who is five months pregnant and working 40 hours a week while her unemployed baby daddy spends his parents' gas money on the "Blue App" and dreams of being a sushi chef. The "studious fools" also investigate Wiz Khalifa’s "beautiful bonding" tradition of punching his son 13 times in the stomach for his birthday and whether J-Lo is trying too hard to be a comedian using a teleprompter. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Leo, a man with "no game" trying to surprise his "FBI" girlfriend with a proposal despite her tracking his every move since he drunk-texted his boss's daughter. The "studious fools" also dive into the viral heartbreak of Punch the monkey in Japan and the skyrocketing resale price of his only friend: an IKEA orangutan plushie. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew attempts to navigate a "well-done" Homie Helpline for Oscar, who has been maintaining a secret second relationship for three years and is now being blackmailed with Ring camera footage of his "furniture moving" sessions. The Petty Police also make a stop in New York to roast 50 Cent for obtaining surveillance footage of Jim Jones "horse-kicking" his own studio door during a very loud and very public eviction. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a "war-like" Homie Helpline for Clarissa, a mother of three who is considering dating her baby daddy’s direct rival just to "match his energy" and win their toxic breakup. The "studious fools" also investigate Steph Curry’s messy split from Under Armour—where the brand reportedly "stole" his followers—and react to boxing legend Julio Cesar Chavez's claim that he only cheated on his wife to "respect" her by not falling in love. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Julissa, who is catching "jump scares" because her grandma is using her deceased grandpa’s Facebook account to tell everyone she’s watching them from "up here". The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast Shia LaBeouf for getting into a bar fight after being told to "go back and dig holes" and investigate the thirsty viral comments on the Burbank PD’s post featuring the "very handsome" Officer Parks. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew attempts to stage an intervention for Gerardo, a 28-year-old who has never had a girlfriend and is currently "delusional" enough to believe his barber wants him to "save her" from her incarcerated husband just because she shared her cup size and took off a hoodie in his presence. The "studious fools" also investigate Kevin Durant’s alleged secret Twitter burner where he supposedly called Russell Westbrook a "triple double c*****e bear" and discuss the "airy" reviews of Brandy’s national anthem performance. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Antonio, who is ready to "stand on business" and keep a $240 payout after his girlfriend refused to pay her $10 entry fee, leading the squad to predict a very lonely Valentine’s Day for him. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad investigates why the Seattle Seahawks’ owner is technically a dead man while his sister runs the team for zero dollars, and reacts to Cardi B’s "pretty and petty" Twitter war with Homeland Security. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline for Ross, who is "down bad" after his ex-girlfriend booked a "self-care" trip to the "relationship grave" of Miami with her freshly divorced bestie for Valentine’s Day. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad roasts the hilarious AI-translated lyrics of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance and debates boxer Mario Barrios’ controversial claim that breakfast tacos are superior to burritos. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a "forceful removal" of a Homie Helpline for Areli, whose boyfriend of three years claims he needs dating apps to "fight his demons" and refuses to post her on social media because he's "uncertain of love". The "studious fools" also investigate the LAPD’s new $2.1 million drone program and debate if Russell Wilson is headed for the doghouse after struggling to choose between his Super Bowl ring and his wedding ring on Hot Ones. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew tackles a legendary Homie Helpline where Randy is labeled a "greedy" fool for trying to ditch his sick, hard-working nurse girlfriend for a boys' night at an Ashanti concert. Then the "studious foos" also investigate the "creepy" news that Waymo self-driving cars are being remotely piloted by workers in the Philippines and debate why 35% of college kids are addicted to scrolling TikTok during intimacy. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline to decide if Antonio should "stand on business" and keep a $240 prize from a square his girlfriend refused to pay for, or if he’s just cruising toward a lonely, solo Valentine’s Day. The "studious fools" also break down the high-stakes life of Bad Bunny’s "bush people," who were paid $18 an hour to dance in 40-pound grass suits while dodging rehearsals with a "Good Rabbit" stand-in. [Edited by @iamdyre

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Bina decide if her "Honda Accord" of a boyfriend is a dependable keeper or if his refusal to buy Valentine's Day flowers is a sign she should find a man who will finally rub her "Tarzan feet". The "studious fools" also investigate a Garden Grove boba shop that got shut down for doubling as a strip club and recap why Bad Bunny’s "bush people" and tree dancers stole the Super Bowl spotlight. [Edited by @iamdyre

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline for Fern, who is planning a family vacation with his baby mama in one "big enough room" while his new girlfriend—who hasn't even met the ex—is left wondering if she’s just "collateral damage". The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast GloRilla’s sister for claiming the rapper doesn't help their parents despite a $500,000 gift, and investigate why 50 Cent is using a Door Dash commercial to troll his rivals with "ABCs" and "cheese puffs". [Edited by @iamdyre ☕]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline where they try to help Tiffany, who hid her six-year-old daughter from her mother-in-law for two years until her man’s "detective" ex-girlfriend decided to crash out and expose her DUI records. The "studious fools" also rank the top five most toxic Hispanic male names—congrats to the Fernando's for taking the crown—and investigate why a Lakers player tackled a mascot just to dodge the NBA trade deadline. [Edited by @iamdyre