Podcasts about vriska

This week we have Domi on to help explain Caliborn's Masterpiece as our resident Heir of Time-Heart! And then I talk about Vriska for a long, long time. Long enough that this has turned into a two parter. Whoops!Moosie on itchMoosie's personal websiteMusic and editing by DomiDomi's SoundcloudDomi's Ko-FiWebsiteNewsletterKo-fiDiscordBlueskyYoutubeTiktokThe Unofficial Homestuck CollectionE116 ★ Support this podcast ★

Sam, Ari, and Bastian march ever onward towards the end of Homestuck, getting deeper into Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5. Conversations with and about alternate selves ensue. Roxy makes a space egg. Dave and Dirk have a rooftop feelings jam. (Vriska) now feels neutral to horses.This episode covers pages 7672 - 7803 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read on the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.The Faygo flavors tasted this episode are Superpop and Bubblepop, both of which are new for summer 2025. Get in touch!Leave us a message at our tumblr: https://seriousbusinesspod.tumblr.com

What character do you surprisingly have a good voice for or thoughts about?(Transistor.fm I am making polite grabby hands)The song with the titular Gamzee rap (part of a series that has all the other songs for the Candy Epilogue musical)SFW Tavros/Equius/Gamzee ficNSFW Gamzee/Aradia/Sollux fic - for real, this is just pornFake Gamer Bro, my back from hiatus mobile game podcast!WebsiteNewsletterKo-fiDiscordTwitterYoutubeTiktokThe Unofficial Homestuck Collection ★ Support this podcast ★

Terezi can see again. Karkat embraces the theological teachings of John Calvin. Tavros stands up for himself. Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamencer summons a skeleton army. Vriska finds a treasure. John breaks Homestuck. his episode covers pages 6015 - 6110 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive. Get in touch! Follow Serious Business on twitter: https://twitter.com/SeriousBusPod. Leave us a message at our tumblr: https://seriousbusinesspod.tumblr.com/

Written as a "Custom Villain Song" reward for our vinyl Kickstarter campaign for Vs. Evil and the Nerdvana EP, this is what Superfan Brandon Brown got when he requested a song about Vriska Serket from Homestuck. The others will be actual songs. We promise.

It smells like teen drama in here. Dirk Strider begins his journey of the splintered soul. Also UU is here to talk about the story to the characters, A mysterious, non-Vriska spidertroll appears, and the Jakestakes kick into full gear, resulting in the most secondhand embarrassment conversation in Homestuck. This episode covers pages 4517 - 4594 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck web archive. Get in touch! Follow Serious Business on twitter: https://twitter.com/SeriousBusPod. Leave us a message at our tumblr: https://seriousbusinesspod.tumblr.com/

In which our hosts visit Doc Scratch's apartment. We discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, the death of Homestuck's queen, Vriska, and our opinions of John Egbert's favorite film. Also covered: God Tier Ressurection, storytelling medium changes, multiple plot threads going on at once, and if the Doc Scratch insert is worse than the Hussie inserts. This episode covers pages 3763 - 3873 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive. Get in touch! Follow Serious Business on twitter: https://twitter.com/SeriousBusPod. Leave us a message at our tumblr: https://seriousbusinesspod.tumblr.com/

We return to quite possibly the best season of the show? The creators at least seem to be trying...this episode is mostly set up though so you know they have concepts for like, plots and arcs and. Sugar's got a silver spoon and a tin ear, Christina loves the skanks, the writers are still cowards, and Tanner gets to make 2 homestuck jokes. If you want to contact us we can be found at loserlikemepod@gmail.com, or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.

Surprise! We haven't forgotten how to make episodes shorter than an hour. In this episode, we talk about Dave Strider's arc, the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory, and The Alterniabound game. Also, Vriska falls in love with Nic Cage. This episode covers pages 2759 - 2792 of Act Five Act Two of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck.

Content warning: Discussions of suicide, racism and abuse. Spoilers for Homestuck.This week on Pulp Friction, Rocky gathers a panel of experts (returning guests Sam, Kadin, and Emily) for a thorough discussion of one of the 21st century's most influential pieces of new media, Homestuck. Is it the irredeemable piece of s**t its biggest fans claim it is, or the stunning work of prose its haters so often dub it? Will Rocky, who has never read Homestuck, learn anything about the actual story of the comic? And what of Vriska?Rocky, Sam, and Kadin can be found on their respective Twitters. Sam is a writer for the forthcoming dating game ValiDate, which you can currently wishlist on Steam. You can watch some of Kadin's animations on YouTube. Pulp Friction is available wherever pods are cast. Reach out to Rocky or pulpfrictioncast@gmail.com with business inquiries. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pulpfriction.substack.com/subscribe

A Homestuck Podcast reads pages 7516 - 7634 of Homestuck! [Content Description coming soon] Credits: [Host] John - @SansmaedaSerket [Host] Aidan - @kousyustreet [Editor & Artist] Alex - @Dechetsb [Intro & Outro] The Changing Game - Thomas Ferkol

We regret to inform you that you have reached the dreaded Homestuck episode. We talk about what it was like to be a Homestuck back in the day, why Isabel thinks Homestuck will be taught in English classes in 50 years, the apparent fraud (?), and buckets (???).  Shout out to Sophie, Bryan, and Brae for sending us testimonials about how Homestuck ruined (or improved?) your lives.    Find Us Online  Twitter: https://twitter.com/wowiftruepod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wowiftrue Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wowiftrue Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wowiftrue Website: https://wowiftrue.com/Email: wowiftruepod@gmail.com   About Us  Wow If True was created by Isabel J. Kim and Amanda Silberling. Our music is by Sam Rizer, our cover art is by Isabel J. Kim, and our production is by Amanda Silberling. We like memes. 

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3035-3078 of Homestuck. Contents include: unwarranted Vriska comparisons, meme catchup, and cringe culture. God help you. Content warning: mild discussion of self-sacrifice and abusive relationships. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTm5aNr2fIFeuoOXlN2Mi2cthztmmbV4w4CHdjqtBYBxfrireCd1x73AFujQCaXtQyibb0u28h41A-v/pub

A Homestuck Podcast reads pages 6016 - 6111 of Homestuck! [Content Description coming soon] Credits: [Host] John - @SansmaedaSerket [Host] Aidan - @kousyustreet [Editor & Artist] Alex - @Dechetsb [Intro & Outro] Rust Maid - Plumegeist

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2973-3035 of Homestuck. Contents include: Vriska's rebound, auditory crimes, and physics debates. God help you. Content warning: the pages analyzed in this episode have a lot of flashing lights. We advise you don't read if you're light sensitive! Additional warning: This is an episode from last year. For context, click here! Also, Jon Michael's correct and current Instagram page is @jmsullivan.bbb! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSRw73c-A0PBIoRyBhpOT4IVZ5MCKDrr6PFEUIV0Qban5e14oEQg2ueFVPQ7a2xZ_Pj1KTShVdLsDLY/pub

We're back for season two, baby!! Really really! In this episode, we tackle the American classic, Shrek, in the year of its 20th anniversary. Bucky is joined by longtime cohost Jonaya Riley, and their cool former Homestuck neighbor Kelso. It's time to get ogre your problems on this week's episode of Will it Homestuck?! Content warnings: Swearing and crude language; brief discussion of anti-immigration policies and mention of the Holocaust; sex jokes; and as always, Vriskanalysis and gay shit. Suggested Topics: Let Shrek Say Fuck, What is Shrek even a metaphor for?; Shreksperts on Shrekstory; Shrek is an American Icon; Donkey revelations; Donkey v. Jake Harley; Jade Vibes; A definitive Vriska decision. Links to Donate: The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/ FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/ Podcast Links: Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck Editing by and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/ Twitters: Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuckBucky: https://radicallydifferent.spaceTJonaya: https://twitter.com/altuniversewash Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck More information at our website: https://willithomestuck.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We've been diagnosing Vriskas on our podcast for a while, but in this piece we dig into how we identify them in the wild. Plus, some news! This piece was originally for the [S] Press Play audio zine. Find a link below to download the zine and hear the rest of the entries!! DOWNLOAD THE ZINE: https://yoitscro.itch.io/s-press-play LISTEN TO THE ZINE: https://zinestuck.bandcamp.com/album/s-press-play HOSTS: Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space Jonaya: https://jonayariley.carrd.co LINKS: Our website: https://willithomestuck.com/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/willithomestuck Pledge to us on Sponsus: https://sponsus.org/u/willithomestuck Drop us a Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck Follow us on Twitch: https://twitch/.tv/willithomestuck Discord server: https://discord.gg/NwBvYtE Thumbnail by Jojo FunkMclovin: https://twitter.com/funkmclovin

I promise this is not a Homestuck podcast! I'm talking all about AVENGERS ASSEMBLE (2012), answering the eternal question of whether Loki is a villain, or just misunderstood.

WOAH A TUESDAY EPISODE??? THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, BUCKY IS ONE YEAR OLDER!! As a present to them and a fun, cool treat for everyone else, we are blasting off to America^2: Beyond Canon, a.k.a. Hamilton: An American Musical. Please enjoy this episode with Rif and Momo, as there will be no Part Two. Content warning for: Mention of Lin Manuel Miranda's negative impact on the Hurricane Maria Relief Efforts; Discussion of the U.S. 2020 election; Discussions of bestiality; Discussion of Homestuck^2, Vriska, and Gamzee; Mention of circumstances of dubious consent; Discussion of American imperialism and slavery; and a gunshot sound at the end of the episode. Suggested Topics: Detroit: Becoming Miku Binder; Admitting to Hamilton Crimes; LMM :handshake: Hussie; Dirkska; Scourge Crimes; Another Hussie, but a cartoon this time; Calliope is England and Caliborn is America; Comedic Peggy Irrelevancy; EOA1: The World Turned Upside Down; French Karkat; Really Trying To Jam Some More Hussies In Here; Bad Cherub Ideas: The Podcast; Murderstuck is a verb now; "This is the part where we kill each other." Links to donate: Article on Mutual Aid in Puerto Rico (2017): https://itsgoingdown.org/puerto-rico-building-future-based-mutual-aid/ Article on Mutual Aid in Puerto Rico (2020): https://nacla.org/news/2020/08/07/mutual-aid-and-survival-resistance-puerto-rico Donate to Puerto Rico Rebuilds Campaign (via Mutual Aid Disaster Relief): https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/puerto-rico-rebuilds-campaign Donate to Sanado Puerto Rico: Healing Puerto Rico (via Mutual Aid Disaster Relief): https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/sanando-puerto-rico-healing-puerto-rico Podcast Links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck Editing by Jonaya and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/ Twitters: Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck Bucky: https://twitter.com/raddifferent Jonaya: https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash Rif: https://twitter.com/antleredCouncil or https://skeletorific.tumblr.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/

A Homestuck Podcast reads pages 3464 - 3568 of Homestuck! [Content Description coming soon] Credits: [Host] John - @SansmaedaSerket [Host] Aidan - @kousyustreet [Editor & Artist] Alex - @Dechetsb [Intro] Trollian Standoff - Tensei [Outro] Requiem Of Sunshine And Rainbows - Peter “abortedSlunk” Turner

All aboard! Bucky returns with Jonaya and Rif to hop a train for Westworld. This dusty desert may be big enough for the two of us and several hundred other parkgoers, but its underbelly is more than a little seedy. Where will we choose to adventure in this week's episode of Will it Homestuck? Content warning for: Spoilers for all of Westworld season 1; discussions of murder; discussions of sex; brief mention of bodily mutilation; several mentions of suicide; discussions of Gamzee and Vriska; discussion of imperialism, colonialism, racism, and slavery; discussion of non-consensual actions (mind-control specifically). Should you choose to watch the show, there will also be an additional content warning for sexual assault. Suggested Topics: Time-Space vs. Life-Doom Dichotomy; The Truth Come Out: Why Does Will And Logan Is Gay; Actual Protagonist Dolores Abernathy; "It's what Vriska would have wanted;" Bernard is a catgirl; What if Vriska Self-Reflected? Links to donate: Help wrongfully arrested protesters with legal funds - pslweb.org/donate4denver The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/ FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/ Podcast Links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck Editing by Jonaya and Bucky. Intro and midroll music by https://www.instagram.com/_tittle. Outro music by https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/ Twitters: Podcast: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck Bucky: https://twitter.com/raddifferent Jonaya: https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash Rif: https://twitter.com/antleredCouncil or https://skeletorific.tumblr.com/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/F226ZVz Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck More information at our carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Hey, what's Jessica Jones doing here? Having an absolute blast confronting her trauma and being a badass, it seems! Mary Poppins is coming after these episodes, as Clever has departed the podcast. In the meantime, please enjoy Jonaya Riley, Danni Jager, and Bucky Grant classpecting the cast of Jessica Jones and generally having a very good time of it. Suggested Topics: Passing the Torch; The first comprehensive summary on the show; Women deserve to get to be angry; Strong Women Good, and so are sandwiches; Prospit Dave?; Malcolm deserved better; Superheroes do a terrorism all the time!; Kilgrave is read for filth; Vriska puns. Content Warnings: Complete spoilers for Jessica Jones Season One and minor spoilers for Seasons Two and Three; Discussion of violence, including abuse, trauma, sexual assault, eye trauma, suicide, murder, and torture; Disucssion of abortion; Mention of alcohol and drug use; Minor spoilers for Luke Cage Season One; and sexually suggestive jokes. Edited by Jonaya Riley and Bucky Grant. Hosted by Bucky Grant, Jonaya Riley, and Danni Jager. Theme song by Tittle/@_tittle. Links to donate: Homeless Black Trans Women fundraiser - https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund The Okra Project - https://www.theokraproject.com/ FOR THE GWORLS - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty The Bail Project - https://bailproject.org/ PODCAST LINKS Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck Twitter: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck Join our Discord: discord.gg/F226ZVz Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck Carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Minty is back with another Discord member, Moe/Merc, to recap and classpect the characters of Kingdom Hearts 2! Specifically!! Well, mostly. Dive into the Disney universe in this episode of Will It Homestuck?! Suggested topics: The best cold open ever; Olaf gets Norted; “We recapped the plot of Kingdom Hearts 2 in 20 minutes;” Sora is Jake?; I don't want to classpect Hercules' horse; Just a little bit of a shitboy; Vriska is cancelled forever. Content warning: This episode contains adult language, complete spoilers for Kingdom Hearts (as much as you can, anyways), spoilers for the climax of Frozen 2, cross-media Norting, discussion of misogyny, codpiece mention, Brian David Gilbertian language (the t in Gilbertian is soft like ss), and liberal use of Kingdom Hearts 1 and 3 canon. Listener discretion is advised. HELP OUT Homeless Black Trans Women fundraiser - https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund The Okra Project - https://www.theokraproject.com/ FOR THE GWORLS - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty The Bail Project - https://bailproject.org/ PODCAST LINKS Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/willithomestuck Twitters: https://twitter.com/Vriskatarianism https://twitter.com/raddifferent https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck Join our Discord: discord.gg/F226ZVz Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/willithomestuck Carrd: https://willithomestuck.carrd.co/

This episode was originally published on October 22, 2019. Also, to get the show uploaded in time, TUR will be posting four times a week! === Get ready for the most anime-tastic episode of Oban as Molly races a smug robot catgirl who controls her ship by playing DDR. Mary says she sucks, David says she's a lovable rapscallion. Which of us is correct? Tune in and give us YOUR take! (Keep in mind there is only one right answer.) Join us as well for the long-awaited (by like two people) return of the SNA, Ben and David's time-honored points of contention like Vriska and giant sea isopods, and, just in time for Halloween, the legend of XXX SATAN. Also toilets. Perhaps the scariest thing of all. === Click here for an adorable Rose and Kanaya: https://twitter.com/dd46415021/status/1177536604488921088 === Follow us on Twitter at @super_nuclear, or send us your feedback at supernucleargroup@gmail.com! Or you can support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup . Cover art by Zhampy! Find more of their work at http://rainydayskies.bigcartel.com or @zhampip. Our intro/outro is "Race to the Skies" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

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Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2365-2422 of Homestuck. Contents include: sexting tips, gnipples, and a series of confessions. God help you. CW for nonexplicit discussion of depiction of sexual assault in the first half of the episode. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTsQ7NmxS1DD1o0DI6Y8b217W8ng9o_36BzRxgU3TV32tOivApQur9cxeF8D1BPpOtAc5027uoFy76E/pub

Welcome to our wonderful life diving into the classic “what if something had never happened” trope with the fourth & final Megamorphs! Join us as we watch Cassie become unstuck in time, hear Marco and Rachel grow closer together, and see the life of all of our favourite characters extinguished one by one. It's Animorphs, baby!In addition to whatever it was we talked abt when we recorded this more than two months ago, sorry, my bad, we discuss: The Third Host Emily Swashbuckle, Mostly Clothed On The Internet & Drinkin' Coffee, Blair's Beef, and Little Shitty ArmsReferenced media: Sharks are smooth as hell, Satah + Garold recording selfie

The writers of the Vriska and Terezi Pesterquest routes discuss the game and the two characters. Topics: Bong Joon-ho. Cops. The controversy surrounding Vriska doing nothing wrong. Autism. Anti-fishist action. Garish fashion.Host: Sarah Zedig, Kate MitchellEditor: Kate MitchellMusic: James RoachArt: RadsCheck out upcoming live showsSupport the show on Patreon and get access to the exclusive bonus [I]ntermission podcastwww.perfectlygenericpodcast.comFollow the podcast on Twitter.Join the podcast Discord.

Time to talk about the most important/controversial characters in Homestuck! Yet another reminder that this is a podcast of my opinions and it's cool if we saw things differently! If you're on Spotify, find the links by going to livelaughstuck.buzzsprout.comDomi's SoundcloudAbby's Twitter----My links:WebsiteDiscordPodcast TwitterPersonal TwitterFanstuck Interest FormPodcast: Itunes, Spotify and more!YoutubeTumblrCuriousCatRedbubblePatreonKo-fiSupport the show (https://patreon.com/sociallyanxiousdragon)

Schlocktober 2019 is coming to a close, and who better to help us bring it all in than Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) bringing with her in tow the eighth installment in the Halloween franchise, Halloween: Resurrection! Join us as we talk about Bad Movie Deeplore, Vriska (for far too long), Competitive Cup Stacking, and more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Over the Garden Wall The Magnus Archives Yamishibai Shudder Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find hiding in any pile of leaves, waiting to strike.  

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2151-2189 of Homestuck. Contents include: bad dates, performative assholery, and dying in the game. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR0R0PhyUYQzJONSWhd392nZMs32cDdmkgazxG_q2OB4ua55c06JmrgGJWsxd8OZPDPyjQZGV6LzrRv/pub

Hi everyone! As promised, here's the full-length version of the clips we used to create the "clip show" at the top of Echoes. As we mention in the intro here, we're still on track to start Oban on September 9th, but this is just one of a few things we have in store to tide you over until then. Watch this space for more things to come! === 2:30 - The very start of Episode 1, wherein we are babeys 3:34 - David remembers everyone in Avatar (the blue one) 4:58 - What if your face was a butt and your butt was a face? 6:17 - Final Pam vs. Vriska 7:12 - Frog Legs 8:16 - Jenkem (CW: it's nasty) 10:55 - Ligma 11:19 - Spawn-Camping a Tim Horton's 12:07 - David's Glorious New Mic / Sandra Bullock 12:35 - TIME FOR KRABE 12:50 - Big Bill Hell's 15:35 - Channeling Moe Szyslak 16:55 - MICHAEL. 17:58 - Shmoop === Questions? Comments? Email us at rttppodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup You can also look up our libsyn page at http://www.orc.moe ! Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Today I am joined once again by Moxie(and at one point Lokit) to talk a lot the silliest and sometimes terrible side of wrestling. We ask the question of WHO IS THE VRISKA OF WRESTLING and many more as we dive in the horrible hilarious side of wrestling. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/wheelerpodcast/support

Artemis Rubey joins Kate to talk her takes on the Ultimate Self. Topics: Eboys. Dirk's ascension. Anime as antagonism. How I Met Your Mother. Rose's play. Vriska is Vriska. Roxy's regular-ass self. What the epilogues leave to you.RSVP and get tickets for our next live shows.Support the show on Patreon and get access to exclusive the exclusive bonus [I]ntermission podcastwww.perfectlygenericpodcast.comMusic by Kate.Follow the podcast on Twitter.Join the podcast Discord.

Kate and Trace talk the sprite companions. Topics: Writing for Friendsim. Vrisrose Day. Epilogue Jane and Nannasprite’s mutual clownery. Rambunctious Crow. Bec and Jadesprite. Self-prototyping. Vriska’s motivations for prototyping Spidermom. Gamzee making things worse. Arquius, the national treasure. Tavris (oh no). Sprites in the epilogues. Mandy Hampton, a West Wing deep cut. What we’d prototype.Support the show on Patreon and get access to exclusive the exclusive bonus [I]ntermission podcastwww.perfectlygenericpodcast.comMusic by Goomy and Kate.RSVP and get tickets for our next live shows.Follow the podcast on Twitter.Join the podcast Discord.

Dani invites artists Hexa, Ciro, Alexis, and KC to talk fanart. Topics: Divorce fever. Aracial characters. Strilonde NieR AU. Retweet ethics. Daniel Ricciardo. AOC. Race in fanart. Ciro gets academic. Headcanons. Yeehaw.Music: “perfectly generic” by GoomySupport the show on Patreon and get access to exclusive the exclusive bonus [I]ntermission podcastwww.perfectlygenericpodcast.comFollow the podcast on Twitter.Follow the podcast on Tumblr.Join the podcast Discord.

Kate, Xtine and Chelsea have a round-table on the The Homestuck Epilogues. We talk girls’ plot agency, Vriska…2!, split timelines, Problem Sleuth, Dirk’s parallels to Doc Scratch, Jane’s arc, Terezi’s reduction to love interest (again), and what we want next.Music: “perfectly generic” by GoomySupport the show on Patreon and get access to exclusive the exclusive bonus [I]ntermission podcastwww.perfectlygenericpodcast.comFollow the podcast on Twitter.Follow the podcast on Tumblr.Join the podcast Discord.Play Snowbound Blood: A Vast Error Story.

Amy and Karma break up, but not for real, but then for real, but then not for real. Secrets are spilled. Fake secrets are fake spilled. Alix and Laney, like Lauren, just want to be surrounded by this show's minor female characters. Alix controversially weighs in on who is "the Vriska of Faking It."

In this episode, Odd has no luck because Vriska already took aaaaaaaall of it! [Editor's note: David wrote that joke. Rest assured that he has been fired.] In between an honestly corny framing device in which we find out luck is real in the Lyokoverse (along with ghosts, souls and pink hair), we get Ulrich and Yumi actually being adorably flirty for once, more ABANDONED AMERICAN MILITARY BASE shenanigans, and humor flowing from Jim like beer piss from a hobo's bladder. We ALSO have an incredible special guest for this one - Matt of Avana Music, as you may recognize from our amazing opening and closing theme! Thank you so much Matt for gracing us with your presence, and for letting us school you in the wonderful world of Tay Zonday's Chocolate Rain. Also, because Mary had to leave abruptly, we weren't able to get to the mailbag this week. Check back next week for more! === Look below for Matt's Soundcloud, and click here to read Matt's fanfic, Pokemon: Dimensions!:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9108725/  Click here for a chart of Smash characters we talked about for a bit there: https://twitter.com/DAIROCKETTO/status/1119017016969449476  === Questions? Comments? Email us at rttppodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup You can also look up our libsyn page at http://www.orc.moe ! Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com. Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

In which I discuss how gay Vriska is.Survey for special 4/13 episode!WebsiteTwitterPodcast: Itunes or GooglePlayYoutubeTumblrCuriousCatRedbubblePatreonKo-fiFriendsim FandubSupport the show (https://patreon.com/sociallyanxiousdragon)

  Well I don't know why we came here tonight. We've got the feeling that something ain't right. We're so scared we fell off our chairs. And we're wondering how we'll get down the stairs (bro). Clowns to the left of me!  Vriska to the right! Homestuck in the middle with you.   (Covers about a third of Act 5 Act 2, through page 3192.)   Find us online at: twitter.com/thecomiccast twitter.com/widewildblue (Melissa) twitter.com/AndrewDLarkin (Andrew) And check out our Ko-fi!   Questions or comments? Email us at comicadventurescast@gmail.com. Comic Adventures is a project of Let’s Make Comics, a Chicago-based comics collective, and produced by Andrew Larkin and Melissa Sayen. Our Homestuck theme song is Sweet Success by Planet Purple.

We're watching the Morning After Job, joined by Jordan, ask us about Hockey Enforcers, Baseball bats, and matte blue lipstick.We also discuss that red hot Australian summer, a comfortable climate of grey, the thanksgiving bit, McSweeny Todd the demon FBI agent of flint street, Frankie tries to sink our IMDB bit-tleship, language is important, wrestling is the only real sport, known Beatles hater Cassidy, series overarching plot? What series overarching plot?, making reference to children's things, Tangent central, we discuss Eeveelutions, I'm in this picture and I don't like it, a Frankien slip is when you accidentally say the name of a wrestler in an unrelated conversation, grumpy Elliot, too many bugs on Nate's bed (AKA is Nate Kinky?), the guys do a police brutality threat (they're in character), the Italian's legs, our poor neglected e-mail and Tumblr, blue lips(tick), Democratic meat grounds inside a cellulose casing, Vriska and (Vriska), Cass gets sent to hell, El Word.Recommendations:Jenny E Nicholson's Youtube ChannelShe-Ra on NetflixWhat's McCrackenShe, Her, HersFanfic Rec: The Many Faces of Har--er, Adira PotterWe also discuss that red hot Australian summer, a comfortable climate of grey, the thanksgiving bit, McSweeny Todd the demon FBI agent of flint street, Frankie tries to sink our IMDB bit-tleship, language is important, wrestling is the only real sport, known Beatles hater Cassidy, series overarching plot? What series overarching plot?, making reference to children's things, Tangent central, we discuss Eeveelutions, I'm in this picture and I don't like it, a Frankien slip is when you accidentally say the name of a wrestler in an unrelated conversation, grumpy Elliot, too many bugs on Nate's bed (AKA is Nate Kinky?), the guys do a police brutality threat (they're in character), the Italian's legs, our poor neglected e-mail and Tumblr, blue lips(tick), Democratic meet grinds inside a cellulose casing, Vriska and (Vriska), Cass gets sent to hell, El Word.Recommendations:Jenny E Nicholson's Youtube ChannelShe-Ra on NetflixWhat's McCrackenShe, Her, HersFanfic Rec: The Many Faces of Har--er, Adira Potter

We’re watching the Morning After Job, joined by Jordan, ask us about Hockey Enforcers, Baseball bats, and matte blue lipstick.We also discuss that red hot Australian summer, a comfortable climate of grey, the thanksgiving bit, McSweeny Todd the demon FBI agent of flint street, Frankie tries to sink our IMDB bit-tleship, language is important, wrestling is the only real sport, known Beatles hater Cassidy, series overarching plot? What series overarching plot?, making reference to children’s things, Tangent central, we discuss Eeveelutions, I’m in this picture and I don’t like it, a Frankien slip is when you accidentally say the name of a wrestler in an unrelated conversation, grumpy Elliot, too many bugs on Nate’s bed (AKA is Nate Kinky?), the guys do a police brutality threat (they’re in character),  the Italian’s legs, our poor neglected e-mail and Tumblr, blue lips(tick), Democratic meat grounds inside a cellulose casing, Vriska and (Vriska), Cass gets sent to hell, El Word.Recommendations:Jenny E Nicholson’s Youtube ChannelShe-Ra on NetflixWhat’s McCrackenShe, Her, HersFanfic Rec: The Many Faces of Har--er, Adira Potter 

Xtine returns to the podcast for the long-awaited Vriska episode. Topics include luck, societal conditioning, depression, Tavros (oh no), Vriska’s alternate self as an expression of self-loathing, John and Vriska as foils, and Vriska and Terezi’s love story.References:optimisticDuelist’s “Lilith in Starlight: Light as a romantic motif in Homestuck”Mirror of “Vrisky Business” by Andrew Hussie and Mallory DyerIntro music: “endless vriscourse” by KateTerezi reading music: “muse” by KateOutro music: “light and mind” by Katewww.perfectlygenericpodcast.comFollow the podcast on Twitter.Follow the podcast on Tumblr.

At long last, Dat Boi here come for more than like 30 seconds. But, but that's all the time he needs to make Mary and Ben feel ashamed of themselves for having had crushes on him as children. (Meanwhile, David points and laughs and hugs his Vriska daikamura.) Why? Because he's a scrub, which, as TLC taught us, is a guy who thinks he's fly and is also known as a buster. So today we're here to kick ass and dismantle his toxic notions of romantic gestures, AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF ASS. We also discover what tractor pulling REALLY is, and accidentally and tragically remind ourselves of the existence of jenkem. Speaking of, around 1:10:00 we have a truly awful conversation with lots of, not profanity, but bathroom words and ideas. We are all very ashamed of ourselves. Click here for MULTI TRACK DRIFTING: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/727/DenshaDeD_ch01p16-17.png  === The Code Lyoko DVD raffle is still going until August 31st! Sign up to become a patron for entry! Questions? Comments? Email us at rttppodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com. Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

It's starting to become clear just how Vriska's wounds came to be healed, but the details are more grisly then you might think. Meanwhile, Jade finally gets a white christmas, Aradia fulfills her explosive destiny, and Dave is hit hard and fast with the consequences of traveling to a foreign timeline.

Vriska helps John get into some new gear. John catches up with his best friend. Kanaya is worried that Rose is dangerous, but she's not quite sure who she's a danger to.

John get re-acquainted with his now destroyed room as Vriska is a little worried about cleaning supplies. Rose shows off some new skills, and Kanaya does her best to outsmart and outwit the LaLonde Human.

Karkat gets a bit ahead of himself talking to John. Terezi addresses the rest of the crew and asks if they should really spend all of their time trolling these dumb humans. Vriska puts her own plans into motion.

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Faced with fatalistic certainty, Vriska decides to embrace the circumstances of everyone's doom. If the immortal demon must exist, then she'll be the one to create it. She unleashes unspeakable horror onto the world, every world. But she also begins to build the hero that might just one day destroy it, if he's lucky enough to beat her to the punch. Also, me and Ashley talk about tattoos a bunch???

Aradia and Equius do a little RP and get a bit too close. Vriska is recruited by Karkat. Operation REGISURP is put into motion, and we learn about the true state of Sgrub.

We take a look back. Vriska loses an eye. Aradia loses her life. Mr. Vanilla Milkshake is revealed to be one Doc Scratch, and he's not very happy with the situation on Alternia.

We meet Vriska and answer some messages while Equius is...well, Equius.

Tavros plays some card games with Tinkerbull. Terezi meets her lusus for just a moment. Kanaya is living in a familiar land. Vriska trolls Tavros, Karkat continues showing off his leadership skills, and we learn of a Demon who is Already Here.

Karkat chews out Dave and John for flirting with the Scourge Sisters, before flashing back to the seemingly endless troll drama that flooded his life when he first awoke on Prospit. Karkat recognizes the demon, Sollux and Feferi are getting more familiar, Vriska has a new celebrity crush, and Gamzee is now an innkeeper for some reason.

Vriska get debriefed on what happened in the dream world. Tavros actually does something. Jasprose goes on a date until Davesprite fucks it up like a piece of shit. Dave and Dirk talk about each others past and telling friends things. Jade learns about star stuff. John gives one last big speech. Terezei remembers.

Roxy and Callie have some alone time as they figure out the mysteries of space, void, spikey balls and being Space Gay. Dave finally opens up about his life with Bro and he and Dirk wade through the murky waters that they find themselves in. Kanaya gets a helping hand from a friend. Vriska tears herself down as a relationship collapses. Jane meets Nana and Jake wonders if this is it. Tavros eats a button.

John continues to make preparations with Vriska, when he finally gets an opportunity to catch up with Dave, who's been abusing his newfound time powers to manipulate the stock market. Also, Rose is spiraling toward an ominous future, and Terezi produces an embarrassment of Silver Spoons GIFs.

Gather round everyone!!! We've got a final battle to prepare for. Everyone gets their assignment. Calliope meets an other her. Rosesprite gets a big hug. Karkat and Kanaya have a talk. Dave and Dirk finally meet. Vriska has a talk with herself.

It's about to get awkward as families finally meet and get to know each other. Roxy finally meets her mom and her daughter. Two weenies talke to each other. Terezi and Vriska get gay. Dave meets his mommy, wait SHIT. The trolls have shit talk. Dave talks to his computer brother. Two weenies talk about how Batman sucks.

Caliborn spoils Homestuck for us, the jerk, as he reveals his masterpiece. Vriska checks her timeline of three years on the meteor. Dave and Karkat get close. Vriska has a plan. John and Roxy return to hugs and emotion. Dave lays down the law on toxic masculinity and compulsory heterosexuality. Really. Also Luke is here!

John returns to where he started and meets a much happier Terezi who gives him a bloody scarf and then dies. Jane joins in on the fantroll fun. Meenah and Vriska go punk and get gay. John pulls pranks and gets pranks as we finally learn passwords. Roxy buries a daughter and a mother. Another world loses Roxy. An unexpected person messes up plans. John punches a girl he likes. A true hero returns.

John continues his pirate adventure as Vriska's crew pulls a mutiny. John realized Vriska is dangerous and that when the opportunity for her to come back to life is in his hand her refuses. Rose is only getting drunker and Kanaya is very disappointed in her. Caliborn starts loving his lepercauns, but not in that way. Spade Slick gets a different gang back together and returns to an apartment with a view. After Hussie tries to stop her Vriska reveals the ultimate weapon. John lends an arm, goes fuzzy and travels the worlds.

We've at last made it to Act 5 proper! Karkat immediately makes an ass out of himself talking to John, and then proceeds to make an even bigger ass out of himself trying to convince the other trolls to help him harass the kids. Meanwhile, Vriska's apparently got a few irons in the fire! What's her DEAL?

Vriska and Meenah finally meet and end up throwing the party of their afterlife. It's a mess and also kind of the best. The Alpha go through their Sburb game for much longer then the beta kids ever did but much quicker from our perspective. Caliborn investigates his session and finds a computer, a collection of locks, a clown and the asshole who seems to be pulling all the strings.

Vriska shows John and Tavros how tough it is to hunt for treasure in the Furthest Ring and how the giant reality destroying monster following you can be your biggest help. Meenah talks to the last of her pals and we learn about a secret relationship that can only cause problems. Dave works on his raps, Kanaya turns on the dark and Rose makes a move.

Ashley and Molly have to pick up the panels after Doc Scratch beats up a ruffian. This leaves with an alarming amount of free will. They have a variety of stories to choose from! Are they going to read about Dave and Rose and who is piloting the now very real suicide mission? Or maybe they are going to hear the sad story of Vriska meeting a John who doesn't seemt to remember her? Perhaps they'll find out what the returning Davesprite knows about the true nature of denizens? Will they find what is behind the locked door in Doc Scratch's apartment and who "she" is? Will they be reunited with Jade and Karkat as they talk about frogs and receive an impossible task? Or maybe they'll get in a rap off with Gamzee and Tavros for some reason. Of course, the answer is "All of them." That's the only answer when you have free will.

Rose has gone Grimdark and this means that she now has one track mind to kill Bec Noir. She meets up with John who finally learns the fate of his dad. Dave grieves(?) for his bro and then tries to get his sword out of him. Terezi interrogates Dave for his feelings as he starts to open up. Terezi meanwhile is getting ready to fight Vriska but ends up getting involved in trying to find Homestuck Disc 2.

Troll culture is weird. And violent. And WEIRD. and it turns out that when you combine that with the emotional turbelence of adolescence, it creates PROBLEMS. Vriska can't decide if she wants to murder everyone or be loved by everyone. Equius is an aristocratic racist who just wants to be dommed SO BAD. Karkat is deeply ashamed and embarrassed by the color of his blood, and feels the need to keep it a closely-guarded secret. And it seems like everybody, EVERYBODY, is obssessed with romance. But that probably won't come up in a meaningful way. Also Ashley spends like ten minutes explaining the plot of the last Twilight movie to me??

That's right, everyone! It's time at last for us introduce the best worst BEST character in all of Homestuck, the one and only Spidertroll. She makes a big splash in her first appearance, mind-controlling Tavros into throwing himself off a cliff and thereby kickstarting a horrible chain reaction of revenge that forever scars the bonds of friendship between our Alternian buddies. Aside from that though, who's this white-text douchebag?

Things are going about as badly as they could for our troll friends. Karkat is on the run from multiple murderers. Kanaya, Feferi and Tavros are all dead. Terezi vendetta against Vriska is making her miss real danger. Gamzee has gone on a murderous rampage. Eridan is somewhere in the meteor and one of them seems to have developed a taste for blood. It's not all doom and gloom. John meets WV and they have a great time in a flying car. John and Jade talk about sinking ships and Vriska opens up about her thoughts on killing.

Andrew Hussie reveals himself as not Lord English and takes us on another recap that Ashley doesn't read. Jade learns some stuff about herself by talking to herself and a Karkat that seems much nicer. WV has a nightmare that shows his darkest fears. Aradia finally explodes after saying goodbye to Sollux, but that doesn't mean she's dead. Vriska and Tavros finally have their showdown and they have a bad time. Kanaya talks to Jade about the mysterious breeding Space players must do and how their universe works. Eridan gets into an argument over meeting up with Bec Noir and there are deadly consequences as we start to enter a dark period of Homestuck.

Do you feel the holiday spirit in the air? Do you hear the shitty JPEG aritfacted bells? It's Gristmas! Between opening and making gifts we see how Vriska went god tier in maybe the most grisly way. We see Jade make a ton of neat stuff. Dave confronts his own and Terezi makes statements about luck. Then Jade does something and the most important character in Homestuck is revealed.

Jade is FINALLY in the game and now has to deal with all the consequences of what just happened, including talking to Bec. Dave assures her that everything is going to be fine and pirates a copy of a game. Rose finally reveals the plan she's been cooking up and it may have horrible consequences. John recovers from the windy thing and walks around town while Vriska talks to him about some special type of bed.

Molly and Ashley finally live their dreams and be Karkat (along with Vriska and Terezi.) They talk to their companions, give orders about not sleeping and RP'ing. As they go deeper into the meteor they uncover secrets about the past and the not too distant future. Meanwhile in the kids session John is connecting with Jade, Dave is from the future, Rose is still creepy and Jade is MIA.

We're back! Someone wrote Mike a mean email asking where the next episode is and then he yelled at me to stop dicking around and put it up already. It turns out we are incredibly susceptible to bullying! This episode continues to dive into Rose's fledgling steps as a Seer of Light, while also introducing GallowsCallibrator, the troll Seer of Mind.

After a, what, 6 month break? Dang. Anyway, Mike and I are back! John continues to explore the Land of Wind and Shade while Rose takes her first steps into a land of her own and Dave and Jade struggle through the opening parts of SBURB, and the Peregrine Mendicant executes the final stages of a time-twisting quest to recover John's birthday presents for him.

Act 4 is upon us. Mike and I descend to the land beneath the clouds, a world soaked in oil, with the fireflies trapped in the overcast skies overhead and friendly salamanders glubbin' all over the place about their desecrated frog monuments. This is a land... IN NEED OF A HERO! But to ascend, we must first Descend. Also draw a picture of Charles Dutton.

It's a double-sized episode this week as we dive into the webcomic-within-a-webcomic, The Midnight Crew! Mike and I boggle vacantly at their shenanigans as Spades Slick and his crew take on the nefarious Felt. Y'know, we never actually did see Lord English during any of that... Bahhhh I'm sure it's not important. Nothing that happened in this itnermission probably means anything actually.Music used in this episode:Jade Dragon from The FeltLivin' it Up from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadSwing of the Clock from The FeltThe theme from Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version) from Homestuck Vol. 5Humphrey's Lullaby from The FeltWacky Antics from Homestuck Vol. 6Bye Bye Blues by Bing Crosby and Louis ArmstrongSburban Jungle from Homestuck Vol. 1-4Baroqueback Bowtier (Scratch's Lament) from The FeltApocryphal Antithesis from The FeltMoonshine from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadOctaroon Rangoon from Homestuck Vol. 5Blue Noir from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadWalk-Stab-Walk (R&E) from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir TransparentHollow Suit from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadCarbon Nadsat/Cuestick Genius from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadFrustracean from Homestuck Vol. 9 (not available for online streaming)Joker's Wild from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadLitrichean Rioghail from The WanderersHearts Flush from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadOmelette Sandwich from The FeltTrails from The FeltRuins Rising from The Wanderers English from The FeltAnte Matter from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadTime Paradox from The FeltCairo Overcoat from Homestuck Vol. 9Hauntjelly from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadThree in the Morning from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadVariations from The FeltDead Shuffle from Midnight Crew: Drawing DeadMaplehoof's Adventure from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion (not available for online streaming)Let's All Rock the Heist from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of OblivionThe Carnival from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of OblivionElevatorstuck from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir TransparentHorsechestra from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir TransparentScratch from The FeltThe Deeper You Go from Mobius Trip and Hadron KaleidoI'm a Member of the Midnight Crew by Eddie Morton

Mike and I return from a brief 2 week break to finish out Act 3. We did it you guys! THREE ACTS DOWN, THREE TO GO. THAT MEANS WE'RE HALFWAY DONE, RIGHT?

Mike and I continue to plow through Act 3. Jade checks on John's sleeping dream-self while the Aimless Renegade showers the other exiles in bullets. John founds the holiday of Gristmas, and Dave and Rose reminisce on the heartfelt letters he sent them for their birthdays.

WE'RE BACK. After over a year of deep slumber, our dreamselves have at last awoken on our Quest Beds, ready to dive back into Homestuck. Mike and I get reacquainted with the world of HS Jade explores a golden dreamscape, John gets down to Serious Business, Rose works to escape the encroaching forest fire, and WV keeps being the best mayor there ever was.

​John's dad isn't all that into clowns! Betty Crocker owns Gushers! Jade's grandfather is dead and her dog is some kind of crazy devilbeast! Rose's mother is a scientist that's been trying to time-clone her dead cat! Abooooouut 75% of stuff you remember from Act 3 happens in this episode, and I flagrantly ​abuse that record scratch sound effect.

​We wake up from a six week nap to watch Bro lay the smackdown on Dave, some ogres lay the smackdown on John, John and Nanna lay a retaliatory smackdown on the ogres, PM lay the smackdown on a worm robot, and carcinoGeneticist lay the first of many, many verbal smackdowns to come.

As we enter a new Act in LMTYAHS, we gain a new member on our podcast: Faith! She'll be handling the female characters' dialogue from now on, sparing us from Mike's awful Jade voice. Speaking of female characters, we finally start getting acquainted with Jade as Faith and I tell Mike all about rambunctious fruit, Green Slime Ghosts, Squiddles, and Jade's wide variety of fursuits I MEAN PURSUITS

It's a double-header this week! Get outta the way Dave, Mike's got a new BFF. I give Mike a tour of the Mayor's resplendent municipality, and then we take a few moments to reflect on our progress so far

John's furniture levels up, we learn a little more about Dave's fucked up home life than any of us really wanted to, and mike and I get taught some important lessons on the mechanics of punch card alchemy, courtesy of Mike Caveny.

Dave begins to face some harsh truths about his brother's... interests, while John grinds out some more imps and Mike begins to realize that I wasn't joking when I told him that literally everything in Homestuck is simultaneously foreshadowing and a callback.

Nannasprite gives us the lowdown on what this crazy game's all about, while Rose gives us some insight into her fucked up relationship with her mother. Meanwhile Mike and I show off our voice acting chops. No, we didn't get some girls to voice Jade and Nanna; that's all us baby.Songs used in this episode: Aggrieve (Violin Refrain), Aggrieve, Showtime (Imp Strife Mix), Nannaquin, and Skies of Skaia from Homestuck Volumes 1-4, and Gamebro (Original 1990 Mix) from Homestuck Volume 6: Heir Transparent.

Rose begins to make her way through the house to get to her emergency back-up generator, while I introduce Mike to his webcomic soulmate. Also, Mike and I have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of Paradox Space.Songs featured in this episode: Space Prankster, Pumpkin Cravings, and Phantasmagoric Waltz from Homestuck Volume 5; Anbroids V2.0 and Trepidation from Homestuck Volume 9; Flare from Homestuck Volume 8; The soundtrack from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Moive; and Tall, Dark and Loathesome and Hearts Flush from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead, along with the samples from Dave's Phat Beat Machine and an audio clip from the film Little Monsters.

Do you know what is great for the health of a burgeoning podcast? A two week break. Mike and I come back from sick leave so that I can introduce him to Rose Lalonde as she works to save John from a meteor the size of Texas (or maybe just Rhode Island), sending him to a strange new world where he's pestered constantly by a voice in his head.This episode features the songs Switchback, Clockwork Melody, and Space Prankster from Homestuck Vol. 5, Ohgodwhat, Aggrieve (Violin Refrain), and Sburban Countdown from Homestuck Volumes 1-4, and The Deeper You Go from Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido.

Mike and I continue to descend into the screaming void of Homestuck. John STRIFEs with his father, puts a bunny back in the box, and starts playing SBURB with his internet friend tentacleTherapist, while Mike comes down with his first case of The Homestucks.This episode features the songs Harlequin, Showtime (Original Mix), and Sburban Jungle from Homestuck Volumes 1-4, along with sound clips from the films A Time to Kill and Con Air.

So a whole lotta chumps on the internet seem pretty into this Homestuck thing. But normal people, with lives and rich interpersonal relationships? They can't be bothered with bullshit like this: I mean, what the fuck am I even looking at here? A bunch of god damn nonsense, that's what.Well, okay. That's not true. I know exactly what I'm looking at. Lord English the time-traveling billiards-themed pimp demon is descending in his magical sarcophagus onto a Time Quest Bed in a dream bubble collusion of The Felt's mansion, The Land of Heat and Clockwork, Skaia, one of Alternia's moons, Prospit, and Derse, somewhere out in the void of the Furthest Ring. This is a sentence that makes perfect sense if you're reading Homestuck.See, the terrible truth is that I'm a can of grey body paint and a pair of fake horns away from being the most wretched and disgusting Homestuck fan you can find. My knowledge of this convoluted nonsensical 6000 page long clusterfuck of a webcomic is nigh on encyclopedic. Thankfully, not everyone is like me. Most people don't have time for this shit. You know someone who doesn't have time for this shit? Mike Blais, Internet Mogul Extraordinaire. But what Mike Blais DOES have time for is fleeting evanescent internet popularity. And these days the king at the heaping shit-pile of internet fame is Homestuck.And so, Mike Blais has entered into a dark contract with me. I will proceed to read him the entirety of Homestuck over Skype, and he will record my narration and his reactions to it in the vain hope that the resultant audio files will lead to a treasure horde of retweets and followers, and desperately try to maintain his sanity as we spiral into the bottomless depths of MS Paint Adventures.This episode features the song Homestuck from Homestuck Volume 5, and Showtime (Piano Refrain) from Homestuck Volumes 1-4.