Totally Reprise - Audio Entropy

The series Fargo is mostly about how the straights are not okay and more people really need to divorce. We talk about: Blue Prince, Final Fantasy MTG, Conviction Machine Broke, Mario Kart World, Superman Movies, Molly Loves Sagat, Wrestling Changes, Cool Ass Catch, Weird Haircuts, Hit By Themes, Life Insurance, High School Bully, Waiting Room Hit Job, Copaganda, The Evil Brothers Are Weird, What Is Billy Bob's Best Role, Ham Molestation, Funeral Letterman Jacket, Murder on Murder, Self Knock Out, Cop Fellatio, Colin Hanks, Paradox,

No Country For Old Men is a slow, agonizing and anxiety inducing film. We hope this podcast about it isn't the same! We talk about: Fantasy Life, Trap, H. Jon Benjamin, Fake Documentary Q, Kingdom Hearts 2 Is Over, Lvl 30 Life, Under Night In-Birth II [Sys:Celes], Cormac McCarthy Books, Our High Level Thoughts, Haircut, Trackers, Fucking Up, The Gas Station, Sip Of Milk, Tents and Shotguns, Woody's Dad, Shoot-Out, Fixing Up, Woody's Gone, Does Bell Suck?, SNL Grandma, Ashley's Smart, Cat Dad, Book Changes, Copaganda, Ashley Was Part Of A Drug Deal, Pig In The City,

We start a new season and we're watching a FILM. Fargo is the story of dumb criminals and nice cops and we just love it. Oh yah. We talk about: Chaos Theory, Expedition 33, The Rehearsal, Supergirl, Pee Wee, Fantasy Life, Coen Bros, True City, William H Macy Is A Worm, The Accent, What Did Jerry Do, Living In Purgatory, Traffic Stop, We Love Marge, Bad Deals, Character Actors, Mike Yanagita, We Try To Solve This, Chipper, What's Next, Who Lives,

It's the end of the rails for us with Bacanno, a series that is both fun and way too confusing for its own good. The most important thing though is that Isaac and Miria are good. We talk about: Hand Bones, Splinter Cell, Jurassic Park 3, Netrunner Banned, Kingdom Hearts 2.5, Up, Blue Prince, Is Chane A Freak, Homunculus Problems, We Talk A Lot About Immortal Healing, Did The Train Matter, Child Gift, Dallas Sunk, Anime Merch, Ghost vs Digital, Cancelled Shows,

Rachel, the train crawling reporter, intervenes and helps a few of our captured friends. Meanwhile, Slizard pays Maiza a visit and takes up arms against his friend. We talk about: KOTOR Sith, AuCo vs Oko, Blue Prince (19:56-30:00), Sexy Vampire, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Nick & Nice, Eye Bomb, Main Character Problems, Bad Vibe Kids, Flamethrower, We Freak Out About Stuff, Sexy Dolphin, Whats Next,

Szilard confronts Maiza and the duel on the train continues as we're reaching the ending of Baccano. We talk about: Jurassic World Evolution 2, Clair Obscur, MGS5, Louis Theroux, Clusterfuck, KH1 Has Destroyed Ashley, MMOLB, Baseball Names, Blue Prince, Firo Is Not The Main Character, We Can't Pronounce Szilard, Too Dumb, Is Crystal The Rail Tracer, Splot'd, Immortal Torture Strats,

Some weird Frenchies take center stage, Ladd fights ON a train, and Issac and Mirai accidentally do something. We talk about: Immortal In Prison, Total Warhammer 3, Floral Art, Netrunner IRL, KH 1 Is Bad, Saints Row, Cyberpunk, Blue Prince, Creepy Kid, Pocket Sand, Scissor Cutter, First Kiss, Shotgun Parry, Issac Gets Shot, Clair Obscur, FF16

We meet the feared Rail Tracer and he's a funny lil murder man. We talk about: Achewood Baccano, Cocaine Talk, Prime 3, French Dispatch, $80 Mario Kart, Moab, Netrunner, Blue Prince, Who?, Star Trek TNG Movies, Death Stranding, Kingdom Hearts, My Long Ass Time At Sandrock, The Rail Tracer Is Robin, Gore Episode, Dallas' Is Shitty, Train Journey, Doc Brown Inventions, Fast Food Murder, Joker Coded,

We focus on our two small beans who can do a little wrong as a treat. Even if that wrong is kind of racist. We talk about: Grand Budapest, Willem Defriend, Metroid Prime, Doom, Mantracks, Severance, Netrunner Decks, Atomfall, Death Stranding, Jesus's Highway, BASEBALL, Luke Fixs Sports, We Love These Goofballs, Forgot A Gift, Luke And Ashley Defend Racist Jokes, Romance Of The Three Kingdoms, Crime Costumes, Movie Nonsense, Reverse Breakfast, Pokemon

Bacanno goes all the way back to the crossing of the Atlantic. Some familiar faces call a new friend, drinks some liquids and eat some dudes. We talk about: Luke Watched The Wrong Ep, Wes Anderson Movies, Somnium Files, My Time At Sandrock, Luke Gives Into Jinteki, Gail Kim, Magic Knight Rayearth, Jesus Shows You The Way To The Highway, Anime Girl Connoisseur, Obra Dinn Coded, Femboy Ship, Schloop Vs Schlorped, Box Head, Immortal Juicebox, Romantic Ships, Transport Ships,

We get to our intro line and we get to some murder! We talk about: Monster Hunter Food, Chelsea Pops In, Netrunner Characters, Game FAQs, Podcast Smurfs, Cabinet of Dr Caligari, Avowed, The Dennis Rodman Of Murder, Stack Of Papers Guy, Immortal Gorillas, Isaac And Miria's Crime Spree, FBI Head, Throwing Up Outside The Train, Coheed And Cambria,

Jacuzzi Splot is a man who lil blorbo'd his way to the top. A man also fires a gun indoors which is a bad idea. We talk about: MONSTER HUNTER, IDW Transformers, Micky 17, Netrunner Sadness, First Contact, Childcatcher, Toni vs Mariah, Plasmids Are Spells, Gun Crush, Blorbo Crime Boss, Schlorped - Verb, Someone Got Shot, Train Crawler, Rail Tracer Real??????

We fully meet Ladd Russo as he punches one guy a lot. We talk about: Avowed, Battle Angel, Hundreds of Beavers, Hadestown, Monster Hunters, Star Trek Generations, Gamera, Molly: Rivals, New PC, Baseball Stadiums, Isaac & Miria Are Perfect, Combo Trapped, Hats, Animal House Gag, Weird Old Men, The Youth, Rail Tracer Real????, Secret Basement, Bad Lessons, Hats On Hats,

This train is going and this robbery has started. Also an old man makes some homebrew in a basement and some guys burn their hands. We talk about: Civ 7, Tekken Movies, Iron Claw, Bummer Corner, American McGee, That's Dallas, Consensual Murder, Jacuzzi's Name, Ripped Solomon Muto, OP Watch, Standoff, Destroyed Conductors, We Rob A Train, When Is It Okay To Gun Someone Down,

This episode has what many people consider a plot!Everyone is getting on this train that is 100% not cursed. Don't worry about how we know that all these dudes are gonna get thrown off it. We talk about: Molly Spoils Murder on the Orient Express, Civ 7, Iris Did Pompeii, Pleasantville, Luke Plays Minecraft, Sleeper Citizen 2 Spiral, Dracula 1972, Zoo, Minecraft Boats,Dragonsweeper, Subs Vs Dubs, Isaac & Miria, 1 Second From Retirement, Tavros Energy, All You Can Eat Chinese, Yung Conductor, A Movie Cut, Ghost Stories,

It's a new series! After the award winning length of our book eps we're going back to 22 minute episodes of television. And the first ep of Baccano! is more scattershot then Ashley remembered so we've got one of our classic “15 minutes on the show” eps. We talk about: Hi Fabby, There Will Be Blood, Sleeper Citizen 2, Luke's Jury Duty, Severance, Card Games, Belly, Wallace & Gromit, Cobblemon, Rivals, Sonic Frontier, Flying Pussyfoot, Intro Guys, Luke Was So Tired, Civil War Wife Vibes,We Watched: The Vice President Doesn't Say Anything about the Possibility of Him Being the Main Character

It's the end of the world as we know it, and Part 1 of the Stormlight Archive. Day 10 supposedly wraps up everything from this book and the previous ones we read. Does it? And how do we feel about it? We talk about: Luke Is Smart Again, Moreframe, Golden Idol, Netrunner, Pursuit of Happyness, Jupiter Ascending, Severance, Bazaar, Cobblemon, Not An End, Dalinar Spirit Bomb, Luke's Champion, Oaths Are BS, Retribution, Cultivation Takes An L, Dalinar Is Claimed, What To Cut, Flashback Rankings, The Thief King, Formless Trouble, Ba-Ado-Mishram, The Kairi Zone, Are We Too Negative, Fifth Ideal, Sad Power, Kaladin The Herald, Ashley Asks Mormon Questions, Fav Books, Important Words, Pokemon Roshar, Next Series, New Host,

GOD IS HERE and God might be a big ol' fucking idiot. Day 9 is just as big and eventful as every other part so we're taking just as much time to pick through it. We talk about: Hot Dragon Wife, Warframe, RDR Online, No Case Should Remain Unsolved, Lovesack, Netrunner, Hobbit, Boy And The Heron, Raising Arizona, RIP David Lynch, Molly Rivals, Poke Minecraft, Investing, Tanavast Keeps Fucking Up, What Is Cultivation Up To, MegaMan Legends 2 Spoilers I Guess, Broken Oaths, Making Fun Of A Child, My Worst Memory, Jasna Falls Down A Stair Of Ls, Odium Did This 15 Minutes Ago, Shallan Defector, Adolin's In The Trenches, Dalinar Is Cooked, We Like The Gays Actually, The Voice, Changing Truth, Flute Battle, The Mink's Last Stand, Molly Would Make A Great Odium,

Dalinar learns dark secret upon dark secret, Adolin gets hit hard, Szeth fights with his sister and Shallan learns how she met her mother. Okay not really on the last one but I wanted to make the joke. We talk about: Warframe, F1,Dark Souls 2, LUKE WATCHED TOTALLY SPIES, Sea of Thieves, Romeo + Juliet, Bazaar, Earthsea, Too Human, What Is The Listener Plot Really, Darkest Before The Dark, Eye Spikes, Shardpen, Listener Homophobic Moment, Lying Windrunner, Men Have Problems Too, Talm Smokes Too Tough, Kaladin Is Racist, Adolin Edgedancer, Lifting Up, Debate Me Bro, Odium's Champion, Dalinar Is So Good At Trauma, Non Political Army, Unmade, #NotAllLightEyes, Shallan's Special Mom, Ashley Fujos Out, Patent Law, Uniting Them,

Days 5 and 6 bring us closer than ever to the end. Adolin realizes he's might be fucked but makes friends. Dalinar and Navani are closer to learning deep dark truths. Shallan is fujoing out as we learn gay love might save the world. Kaladin once again reveals himself to be the dumbest motherfucker on Roshar. We talk about: Lorelai, Sea of Stars, No Country For Old Men, Lukes' Night Time Nightmare, NJPW Dynasty, Mistborn, Phantasy Star Online, Marvel Rivals, Is Venli A Character Yet?, Cool Chasm Fiends, Brandon Elden Ring, 2 Bond 2 Smithing, Dalinar Steals, Renarin Reads The Script, Inception, Talm Rocks, Nael Gotta Go, Szeth's Dad Is Fucking, The Empire Cracks, Ba Ado Mishram Fujos Out, Return to Prelude, Would Immortality, GUN, Odium Is So Evil,

Days 3 and 4 keep all the plates spinning as we travel deep into history, deep into Shinovar and deep into battle. There's also a ton of pre-Stormlight talk on this extra size episode. We talk about: Warrior Thoughts, Skald, Veilguard, Lorelai, Wick 2, Sonic 3, Golden Idol, Santa Movies, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, The Apartment, Outlaws, Caves of Qud, Fidget Spren, Mistborn, Boy Slut, Bodega Chull, Shinovar Game, Molly Is Dead, Foretold Fuck Up, The Collector, Planet Timeshare, Moash Smith, Old People Fucking, Horny Sci Fi/Fantasy, Shallan: Gay Shipper, Shallan Slowburn vs Lift Smut, Yanagawn Needs A Friend, Adolin Is Sadly His Dad, Sigzil Gets A Chapter, Therapy Starters, Skybreakers Are Assholes, Spren Voice, Dance Fucking, Bead Battle, Moash Is Having A Bad Time,

It's a new book! And I mean that for everyone on the podcast. We talk about the just published Winds And Truth and go through the first two days of the end of the world. We talk about: New Curse Word, WoW Cataclysm, Bazaar, Eidolon 2, MGS3, Omastar, John Wick, Stealth Games, Molly's New Character, This Book Is Big, We Needed To Kill Gavilar, The Part Five Of Books, This Stormlight Loud As Fuck, A Hard U Turn, Queer Spren, Flying Horse, Radiant Is Real, Molly Runs Out of Track, Losing Go To A Dog, Tower-Mode, Hot Shower, Dalinar Might Get Honor, Jasna Holy Fuck, Fujoshi Lift, Sting Operation, Big Explosion, Lil Szeth,

We finish Rhythm of War and Luke was so fucking right you guys. All the stuff at the tower happens and we're wondering why people think nothing happens in this book, although some are less high on the things that happen. We talk about: Being Current, WoW Classic, How They Gacha, MGS3, Movie Musicals, Hitman, The Bazaar, Fruit Metaphors, Jasna & Wit, Rayse, Physical Spren, Descriptive Text, Venli Is Nothing, Moash Isn't Owned, Shash Glyph, Toxic Yuri Ending, WoT Shallan Stuff, The Defeated, Last Of Eshonai, Wit Magic, Predictions,

We wrap up the Shadesmar plots and while Adolin's plot is pretty dang good the Shallan one falls flat. Meanwhile Kalading hears about dogs and Venli does nothing. We Talk About: Mouthwashing, Arcane, Make That Bread, Vitamin D, Die Hard, Molly Hates Baseball, Hi-Fi Rush, Shin Godzilla, Elshonai, The Trial, Formless Is Here And Gone, Ashley Gets Ws, Maya Steps Up, Wit's Spren, Gem Music, Dabbid Stuff Is Also Bad, You Will Be Warm Again, Lil Kid,

It's part three of Rhythm of War and we denied Adolin's court adventures. We do get a lot of Navani and Kaladin trying their best to save the tower and doing really badly. We talk about: Tall RPG Ladies, Sushi, Meryl MGS, HoloCure. Rango, Stuff Happens, The Flashbacks Are Bad, Oaths Upon Oaths, More Rude To Lift, A Man Murdered Twice, GF Leshwi, Dabbid Is Important, 2nd Listener, Sad Moms, Power Glove, Jasna Does War Crimes, The Sibling Needs A VPN, Ride The Storm, Chiri Chiri's First Word, Sticky Business,

We took some time off from reading but we're back at it and a lot of stuff keeps happening in this book where nothing happens. One group makes their way through shadesmar while Kaladin starts making therapy and thinking things are going okay before things go very not okay. We talk about: Zi-O, Gaslight, The Rooms, Metaphor Endgame, We Hate Colorado, Muppet Movie, Pokemon TCG, StageFright, Excalibur, TJPW, Chicago, Nine Sols, Veilgard, Adolin's Balance Patch, Shallan's Third Book, A Group Of Patterns, Kaladin's Therapy, More On Disability, Luke's Third Eye Moment, The Sibling, Shallan Theories, Horse Dreams, Adolin Cuts Off So Many Heads Off, The Radiants Fall, Toxic Yuri Anticipation, Venli Finds The Line, Everybody Hates Liren, KYS Kaladin, Lift Is Sad, The Dark Patch,v

We're starting Rhythm of War, a book that is a bit mixed in the Stormlight community and we have a lot of FEELINGS about it. We talk about: Investiture, Silent Hill 2, Marriage Toxin, Metaphor Problems Mad God, Gunfire Reborn, The Shining, Evil Honey, Another Long Discussion About Cosmere Stuff, We Hate Lirin, Fight Fucking, Shallan A Freak, Kaladin Is Built Different, Luke Wants People To Respect Lift, Kaladin On The Bench, Hanging At The Bar, The Ghostblood's Deal, Gaz's Eye, Meeting Of The Nine, The Minx, Queen Jasna, Another Long Discussion About Queerness, Syl Chapter,

We read Dawnshard, a totally fine little side journey that we all like a good amount. However this novella gives us a chance to really dig into some of the things about the writings of Brandon Sanderson that trouble us or just annoy us so we spend a whole lot of time talking about that and less on the perfectly good story about the merchant Rysn and The Lopan going to a spooky island. We talk about: The Cosmere EU, Kingdom of Heaven, NextFest, Metaphor, Dawn of The Dead, Wrestledream, Moria, Diablo 4, Scrolls, Triforce Real, Yalb Is Back, Stormlight And Identity, Cousins, Chittering Servant, Different Languages, Weird Lil Ardent, The Dawnshard, A Long Fate Question

It's the end of Oatbringer but it sure ain't the end of oaths. Everything from armies to worlds collide in the big finale of the book. We talk about: Botany Manor, HxH, Dark City, Metaphor, Ufo 50, Ashley's October Films Part 1, Even More Satisfactory, DALINAR KHOLIN THO, Cultivation, Storm Physics, Oaths, Renarin's Big Secret, Szeth's Ideal, Thrill Army, Exclusively Gay Characters, Amaram Gets An Evil Pill, Shallan's Army, Adolin's Sword OOMFie, The Breaking Of The Throuple, Fast, Real Life Parallels, Moash Kills A God, Queen, Hoid Gets Beat,

All of us are in spooky Shadesmar trying to survive with all these beads and Fused. Meanwhile Dalinar is recovering from all the shit he remembered and I'm sure that's gonna go GREAT for him. I'm sure no plotting Aladdin Sultan mother fuckers aren't plotting his downfall under his nose. We talk about: 1000XResist, Spaceman, New Zelda, Alien Nation, Satisfactory's Evil Swamp, Dalinar Drinks A Lot Of Wine, Jasna At 3x Speed, What's Navani's Deal, Hoid Tattoo, The Thrill Returns, Summon A Cloud, Taravangian Is Old As Shit, Dalinar And Venli Talk, Future Stuff, Ancient Aliens, Gay Lil Sword, Szeth Goes To Summer Camp, Luke Reads A Spoiler, We Need A Threesome, Spren's True Forms, Kaladin Sees A Spoiler, Dead Eyes, Honor Boat, Stone Heist, Teft Fucks Up,

WOW. Molly wasn't lying when she said a lot of things happened in this section of the book. Thankfully it's all fine and good and no one is dying and no one is mentally broken. We talk about: Ridley Scott, Moria, Astro Boy, Fran Von Karma, Stitch, Satisfactory, Unsolved Yeti, We Love Adolin, Dalinar vs Shallan, Darth Odium The Wise, Veil Is From The Streets, Method, The Revel, Spren Dying, Gaslight Weaving, Only Knows War, Stole His Lunch, Don't Care For Renarin, The Rift, Molly Loves Wife Killers, Laundry, The Hog, Think I Fucked Up, Gave God Anxiety,

Well not as much going on as the full book we got last time but as I'm writing this in the future where I've read part three I can now tell that this is the eye of the highstorm. We talk about: Bee Labs, Wrong Side Of The Road, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Satisfactory, Depressing Plastics, Brandon Knows About Gay People, Luke Supports Women's Wrongs, Molly Called Up Brandon, Jasna Murders, Sigzil Homophobia, Rock's Family, Teft Is Fucked, Lopan Gets Sticky, Moash Did Nothing Wrong (Citation Needed), Joker-fied, VR Chat, The Herald's Deal, Dalinar At The Club, Missing The Second Kid, Meeting Odium, Soulcast Too Close To The Second Sun,

It's Oathbringer time and Brandon Sanderson goofed it and put a whole book in this part. This leads to a Five Star Run Time. Has that term been out of use long enough that I can grab it from the curb? We talk about: Comic Books, Done With Dune, Luke's Roman Empire, Old Games, Ashley's Weird Lucha Movie, Satisfactory, Unsolved Mysteries, We Gotta Kill That Guy, Out Of Bond Visions, Syl Knows Sex, Kaladin's Family, Listener Pals, Parry The Storm, One Problem Solved, Adolin The Investigator, Dalinar Was Fucked, Killed A Kid, Remembering My Wife, Caveman, Curvy Wife, Hanging Dudes, Shallan Solves Mental Problems, Sword Training, Getting Drunk Off Moonshine, Shallan Stabs A Guy, Lady Stuff, A Light Play, Midnight Mother, Big Titty Is Back In Town, Monk Reading Porn, Is Elshonai Dead,

We read Edgedancer, the Lift novel and the one bit of Stormlight Molly hasn't read. Considering how we were left divided on Lift how will we take a full book of her. We talk about: Romeo + Juliet, Addams Family, LotR Online, Tim Burton, That TV Glow, 1917, Zodia, Its Short!, Wyndle, Lift Is Problematic, The Law, The Big Library, Radiant Predictions, Whose Goddamn White Baby Is That, Crab Man, Money Laundering, Hugs, Would You Love Me If I Was A Sword, Knight Radiant Quiz,

We're joined by Iris (for the rest of the season in fact) to wrap up Words of Radiance. How cool does the book end? Does Brandon get better at large scale battles? Who dies in the most fucked up way??? We talk about: Iris The Summoner, Pseudoregalia, Truckin', Dark Souls 2, Trapped, SF. Anti Italian, Amaram Gets Punked, Luke Was Wrong, Cleaning Dirt, Syl Disobeys Her Dad, The Diagram, All The Princes, Shallan Tells, Oathgates, Red Shorts, Fidget Spren, Two Storms, Getting Sky'd, Szeth vs Kaladin, Retcon, Moash Fucked Up, Pattern Triggers Shallan, Sadeas GETS IT, Road Trip, Future Plans,

Kaladin goes to jail, Dalinar deals with everyone around him and Shallan looks for answers. We talk about: DS2, The Watchers, Zenless Zone Zero, Hunter X Hunter, KALADIN IS SO DUMB, Wit's Choose Your Own Adventure, Buy Our System Brandon, Adolin Goes To Jail , Shallan Goes Sneaking, A Bad Party, Cavern Trek, Mr Glass Cult, Why Dishonor, There's Only One Cubby, A Cool Tyrant, Shallan's Life Is ROUGH, Pai The Communist, Smart Test,

Shallan starts getting in deep with various conspiracies, Adolin prepares for the biggest duel of his life and Kaladin… Well Kaladin is kind of the biggest idiot. We talk about: Manus, Trap, Devil's Son In Law, Tonba, Luke Has His Head On A Swivel, This Shit Long, Sebarial Is Shiding And Farding, Veil, Freak For Freak, Storm Restaurant, Ghost Bloods, Shallan's Home Life Sucks, The Patriots, Renarin Joins, 1 v 4, Kaladin Is Cool Then Dumb, Tiny Lift, Szeth Is Chilling, Lots Of Talk About The Listeners,

We've read part two and are talking about all the stuff going on. Kaladin is still sad (feels like I can copy paste that for every episode) despite stuff going pretty well. Shallan meanwhile is learning how to con while we learn about her. We talk about: New Intro, Leverless, Samurai, We Get Mad At The Redwall Wikipedia Article, FF14, White Woman, Conning The Con, We Get Distracted By An Olympics Clip, Shallan Ices A Fool, Adolin Has Till 5, Kaladin/Adolin Shipping, Fucked Up Guys, The Terror Of Horses, Nepo Baby Kaladin, Szeth Is Back, The Clap, Going Evil Mode,

It's been a month and now we're reading! We jumped right into the second book in the Stormlight Archive and that means getting back together with are friends Kaladin, Shallan and Dalinar. I'm sure everything is going to be okay… We talk about: Souls Marathon, Dead Rising, Fighting Games, TMNT Retrospective, Stardust, Close Encounters, Heists, Stop Making Sense, Luke Recaps The First Book, How To Be Mean, Pattern, Dead MILFs, Wall Scratches, Listener Life, Talk To An Island, Predictions, We Love Rock, Weird Lil Guys,

It's the final episode of the original run of Columbo and it's kind of a nothing ep! Which is weird cause it's about a guy being a financier for the IRA. We talk about: Erdtree, TV Glow, Steven Universe, The Emperor, Gun Case, Whisky, Tilt, What Is Columbo's Hardest Mystery, Porn Book, RV Guy, Needlepoint And Weight Lifting, Pier Pressure, Limerick Battle, Boy And His Dog, Unique Diamond,Episode Watched: S7 E5 The Conspirators

A man uses dogs to commit a murder and Columbo is SO PISSED about it. Also more film stuff for Ashley. We talk about: Melania Hard, Redford, Are The COGS Idiots (Yes), Kane, Magic Words, A Real Samantha, Dog The GOAT, Luke Wants A Grape, Feeding Chocolate, Word Game, Teabagging This Guy, Dog Questions,Episode Watched: S7 E4 Dial Me A Murder

It's a bit of a weird one as Columbo takes on a tv producer. The episode may struggle but we still have a ball talking, or maybe that's just cause I (Ashley) got to nerd out about production. We talk about: Near The End, Eldy Reldy, Lil Kitty, Streets, When Does This Go Bad, Violence On TV, Are These Ladies Gay, Keyed Up Bloody Mary, Projection, Columbo's Neck, Ms Columbo, Fury Road, Ol' House, Us VS Execs, Elevator Gun, Sting Set, Bad Eps, We Hate Sand

We have decided to COOK! Columbo goes into the underground world of cooks in LA after a food critic kills a restaurant owner. We talk about: Eldy Ring, Bastards, Jokers, Prelude To An Affair, Mario, French George Takei, MAKO, Salmonella, Columbo Adopts A Man, Unbuttoned, Luke's Hot Dog Recipe, Twinkin',

Another mystery writer murders someone, this time by locking someone in a walk-in safe. While we puzzle out how you get that big a safe in a house we talk about: Furiosa, Paprika, Old Sci Fi, TMNT, Challengers, Unforced Error, Jar of Sand, Columbo Loves His Job, Dog On The Beach, Everyone Knows, Is This The Best Ep,Episode Watched: S7 E1 Try And Catch Me

It might be a silly title for an episode but it's a banger. Columbo meets some of the highest IQ people in the world and finds them lacking. We talk about: Star Trek TOS, Lorelai, Fantastic Four, AssCreed, The Episode Title, MENSA, Tickled, Women Be Shopping, Ice Cream, Calling Teenagers Pretty, Neither Tall Nor Red Hair, Columbo Does A Crime, Disco Club, Jamie Lee Curtis, Breaking A Guy, The Riddler, The Ring,Episode Watched: S6 EP3: The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case

A museum curator feels it slipping from her fingers and decides the only thing to do is kill everyone in her family. We look at some old money and artifacts on this weeks Columbo. We talk about: Dragon's Dogma, Movies About Movies, Molly Has Always Farmed Hard, Museum Business, Treat Yo Self, Nerdy Cop, Fainting, Glass Eyes, Old Maid, Cigarette Butts, Columbo's New Haircut, Bandana Wallpaper, Framing Your Daughter, Rich People Problems, Cartoon Hair, Sex Museums, Note: Ashley lost her audio so it's gonna sound worse than usual.Episode Watched: S6 EP2: Old Fashioned Murder

William Shatner (aka The Shat) plays a tv detective out to get his blackmailing exec off his case and Luke is thrilled. Ashley and Molly are fine. We talk about: Luke Takes A Shortcut, Perfect Blue, Beef, Inception, Bad Actor, Columbo Fucks Up A Scene, $1,000 Watch, Locked In, Columbo Is A Freak, Little Guy v Little Guy, Star TrekEpisode Watched: S6 EP1: Fade Into Murder

It's… a very… slow… padded… weird… episode… and it's… not… very… good. We talk about: Dogma, Fallout Show, Bolatro, Molly Believes Columbo Is Mid, Drunk Wife, A Normal Whodunnit, The Columbo Clause, Lot Of Water, The Problems With Misleading, Meditation, Spelling Things Out, The Longest Wrap Up, We Get Into An ARgument On The Quality Of The Show,Episode Watched: S5 EP6 Last Salute To The Commodore

A magician kills his owner over the knowledge of his dark secret, and BOY is it dark. That aside this is a banger as Jack Cassidy shows us why he's talked about. We talk about: Luke Hates FF7R, This Dude Is A Nazi, Magic Tricks, New Coat, Jack Cassidy Loves The Mob, Handcuffs, Weird Daughter Stuff, Many Copies, Magic Shows, Jack v Jack v Jack,Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 5: Now You See Him…

Columbo once again goes abroad, this time to Mexico. He's greeted by murder by bull and tons of famous Mexican actors we don't recognize. We talk about: Luke Is Somehow Still Playing FF7R, Fallout, Stardew Valley, Is There Any Sauce, The In Law, Ashley's Pitch, The Motive, Super Train, We Fight Animals, Columbo At EVOEpisode Watched: Season 5, Episode 4: Matter of Honor

We are back and WE ARE BACK. Patrick McGoohan kills Leslie Neilsen, and Columbo has never been cooler/hornier. We watch two men fall in love all over again. We also talk about: Luke Got Married, Ashley Tells A Vomit Story (description part is at 21:20 to 27:00. Molly The Driver, Long Games, 360 Mini, Spy Stuff, Muggers Alley, Edging Us On The Content, Columbo Fights The CIA, Train Stuff, Mah Jong, MCUCM,Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 3: Identity Crisis