Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting.
Show Notes: I'm a father and The Diaper Party Fiasco/ having a baby is weird (4:30)/ Being an old dad (9:35)/ A sitcom dad struggle (12:00)/ Such arc and power (16:00)/ Old dad wisdom (19:07)/ Reach for the Aggro-Crag (24:00)/ Charcuterie Boards (26:10)/ Diaper Party (Reprise) (29:06)/ Would Tommy even hold a baby? (32:05)/ Turning 41 (33:00)/ Changing the name of the podcast (38:30)/ The cool toys (41:00)/ The quality of the toy aisle determines the quality of the store (44:00)/ Captain Power (47:25)/ The Ferret in the Pink Sweater (53:00)/ No tears for Tootsie (1:00:00)/
Busking for jokes/ street corner comedy/ The Benny Hill (6:30)/ getting ran over as an adult (7:55)/ The short sock era (11:30)/ “see my forbidden ankles “/ drip (14:40)/ Doing it for a living (20:00)/ hiking trips (22:40)/ active tick alerts (31:00)/ small town bar experiences (32:50)/ Dollar General is a scam (36:24)/ Tommy comedy and big announcements (40:02)/ changing the podcast name (58:50)
Hey. It's our 300th episode. 10 years, 300 episodes. And we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing special. Enjoy! Batman and Robert/ Have you ever been hot? (2:20)/ I got stuff to do (4:56)/ Getting stuck in these rituals (8:00)/ Eating hot things and everything's a challenge (10:15)/ Flaming Hot Mt Dew (15:40)/ Episode 300 (20:35)/ Tommy, age 22 (23:40)/ “these hairy cheeks hide a dangerous secret” (25:30)/ Bathtub calamities (29:40)/ Shave your arm! (39:40)/ Randy is funny (38:00)/ College orientation and open houses (39:30)/ Dadcast (56:44)
Getting looked at/ Tommy's fashion (2:50)/ The worst career choice in the world (5:50)/ Tommy's dad is better at comedy (22:00)/ The Great Humbling (23:50)/ The upper peninsula (26:42)/ When Tommy met Jay Mohr (30:32)/ The signing (36:00)/ playing 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon using Tommy (45:00)
This episode was recorded live during Livestream for the Cure VI, the yearly livestreaming event in which indie podcasts from all over the world join together to help raise money for cancer research via listener donations. This episode isn't like a normal MRS, but it's lot of fun and you'll also hear Nick from Nikoli's Kitchen and Dan from Netflix n' Swill join in on the fun.
The Dad Joke Instinct/ The only chance for the middle ager (3:30)/ a briefcase of dads (4:00)/ bad luck (9:30)/ make me Taco Bell, Gordon Ramsay (16:00)/ “you know what bothers me about people lately…” and parking lot stories (22:24)/ rounding up because of a coin shortage (34:20)/ a bathtub I can baseball in (38:00)/ Darren McCarty (42:00)/ Parody the Pun (53:00)/ Jay Mohr (1:04:46)
The end of this one was cut off due to techincal difficulties, but you won't even miss it. Promise. Birds are the harbingers of cool/ bird watching is an extreme sport/ Tommy ate bird poop (4:34)/ go ahead and spy on me (6:00)/ the fine art of watching (11:00)/ bird shaming (12:24)/ for the birds (16:45)/ Chicago jet setter (22:00)/ how many people has Will Smith slapped in his life? (25:10)/ seeing the great Mike Birbiglia (27:00)/ the sweater vested bearded Chad (28:00)/ millennial stall rules (29:00)/ Tommy quit again (35:53)/ boy, I wish people wouldn't talk to me (53:50)/ Tim Allen's friend (1:00:00)
The stupid things that people like/ a mad libs podcast (1:25)/ The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and Tommy hates hot dogs/ the manager's wingman (7:35)/ The hotdogger (11:50)/ Bulldacious (17:40)/ ice falls (19:00)/ Breaking Tommy's back (20:00)/ warts and all (29:00)/ missed connections - lady package thief (34:00)/ a new way to speed date (39:00)/ Jay Mohr (43:10)/ Livestream for the Cure/ Alcohol (46:00)/ missed connections - looking problems (50:25)/ Tommy has an entrance song (57:30)
Great days/ 7 am comedy (2:28)/ “some days I think I can do a back flip” (6:31)/ Tommy was a gymnast (9:20)/ fragrance (16:00)/ The traveling meat man (18:00)/ Well Done Ralph (22:50)/ Moonfall and Mac Tonight vs the Earth (29:00)/ I Like Dogs and screen saver (31:50)/ Frisbee Championships (40:00)/ a jokey-joke guy (49:00)/ Joe Millionaire (53:53)/ Jeff Dye and Tommy's tired (59:00)/ the real problem facing earth (1:03:00)
Welcome to another wonderful episode of the MRS comedy program. It's our official Miserable Retail Slave Christmas Party, even though Christmas is barely mentioned. Sit back, drink some eggnog, and enjoy. A decade of mediocrity/ Barbados Rules! And Clyde, Ohio (1:30)/ Old age (3:00)/ Randy has another epiphany (6:23)/ Tommy gets stranded on Gilligan's Island and coconut talk (7:11)/ A childhood trauma revealed (10:54)/ The holiday season is wonderful (15:20)/ Scratch off lotto tickets (19:00)/ Tommy and Jay Mohr (23:50)/ Teaching youths about responsibility (28:00)/ Tommy's a TikTok expert (29:45)/ Getting eaten would be the worst (34:30)/ Social obligations and the rule of the pizza party (37:40)/ Pineapple rage (40:19)/ How many slices? (45:30)/ The weirdest diet (48:15)
The MRS formula revealed/ Dollar Trees vs Dollar Generals/ Condoms (6:10)/ where's the great 80s condom mascot (9:00)/ Samuel Trojan (11:30)/ where has MRS been aka the biggest episode ever? (15:45)/ Tommy ruins everything again (20:00)/ Life is better with a puppy (34:00)/ shout out to Barbados (42:00)/ do you round up? (44:50)/ whack jobs and communist red China Ritz crackers (48:00)/ comedy magic is made (56:00)/ Tommy's opening for Jay Mohr (1:00:00)/ Tommy manages people (1:04:10) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show! Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening. Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you! Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows. Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic ‘90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show
Anxiety rankings/ Bumper sticker talk (2:20)/ Redneck mudslut (4:00)/ More bumper stickers (7:50)/ Matty F's somber tones (12:00)/ Rabbit talk (12:30)/ work singers (15:30)/ watching Hamilton (19:20)/ Thinning hair and a Bermuda Triangle of Sadness (21:15)/ Toupees in the wild/ Sad hairstyles and LA Looks (23:00)/ “give me some of them stem cells to rub on my head” (27:00)/ Matty F has babies (31:00)/ The Cats and kids metaphor (32:50)/ The hidden truth about bunnies (34:30)/ Living with kids is exactly like that Baby Shark Song (37:00)/ House smells (38:50)/ A retail rant from Matty (41:00)/ Tales of being essential and now not being essential in retail (43:00)/ Brain fog and losing all the arguments (46:00)/ Jury Duty and a game of Clue (47:35)/ Wrestling talk (54:00)/ Dog adoptions (1:03:11) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show! Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening. Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you! Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows. Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic ‘90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show
Cracked heads and run over/ a new safety helmet (3:00)/ The art of throwing gum in the hair (4:46)/ I can't imagine my father getting gum in his hair (7:00)/ Damp Pants Randy (Randy is fat) (16:00)/ Andre the Giant bod (17:00)/ walking clichés (19:00)/ a lifetime membership to diabetes (22:00)/ Grimace is a Taste Bud (24:15)/ Buying Elvis hair (28:10)/ puke n' rally (31:45)/ Naked Nirvana baby is suing (33:36) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show! Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening. Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you! Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows. Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic ‘90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show
Patrick Duffy and The Danaburger/ TGIF and Tommy's Goonies adventures (1:00)/ I Think You Should Leave/ being afraid of TGIF (6:00)/ Tommy is afraid of Freddy Krueger (10:00)/ Tommy hears dead people and Paranormal Paranoia (13:34)/ Internotes about Internuts on the Internets: The Milk Crate Challenge (18:35)/ why do people do these challenges? (24:00)/ missed connections (26:00)/ Goat whisperer and breathtaking and plain humor (26:40)/ pick up lines and the urban legend of one-liner Chad (31:00)/ Rough Country (33:57)/ Love on the road (46:00)/ road rage (48:00)/ Cincinnati Daddies (50:00)/ scare tactic signs (54:00)/ Counting Crows (56:00)/ Saint Badonkadonk (58:00) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show! Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening. Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you! Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows. Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic ‘90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show
This time, special guest cohost Matty F joins the show as we talk about time, Nuclear Man, camping misadventures, iTunes gift cards, and putting the RETAIL back in Miserable Retail Slave! Eeyore is the guest cohost tonight/ The slow March towards death: time (1:30)/ Late and early (2:30)/ awkward house parties (4:30)/ drop that beat (9:45)/ special guest Matty F from the podcast, Flummoxed (13:00)/ a Seinfeld podcast - That's a Shame (14:00)/ putting the retail back in Miserable Retail Slave and missing retailq (15:00)/ Dusty Rhodes impressions (17:30)/ professional dad (20:00)/ what's your favorite thing about working retail? (21:00)/ Applebee's is Valhalla (27:00)/ characters in retail (28:50)/ missing mindlessness (31:20)/ The curious case of the serial pooper (33:00)/ dating tips with Matty F (37:00)/ nuclear man from Superman (44:00)/ Career aspirations of a youthful Joey Chestnut (48:00)/ asking iTunes gift cards (49:30)/ becoming a vinyl hound and Record Store Day (50:40)/ podcast vinyl and becoming a Twitch God (54:30)/ arch enemies (59:00)/ Matt's camping misadventures (1:01:30) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show! Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening. Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you! Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows. Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic ‘90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show Matty F is the host of Flummoxed! Check it out as he and Garret have minor gripes about life, retail, and video games.
Life happens and I make it funny/ waiting tables is crowd work/ Goosebumps and Fear Street (4:16)/ a chilling tale about a goose (6:40)/ getting a tattoo of you on yourself (7:30)/ Ghost ocean (8:20)/ The Great Cackler (9:00)/ snagging webs (9:50)/ smelling like Tom Waits' overcoat (11:00)/ birds are bad omens (15:00)/ I have a beef to pick with you (23:10)/ Foghorn Leghorn talk and then Speedy Gonzalez talk (25:50)/ brass tacks (29:30)/ Tommy's health scare (31:10)/ zip loc pee bags (34:15)/ MRS was on the Bummin with Bobcat podcast with Dennis from The Dennis Show and Shayna from Girl Interrupter (43:00)/ Howard Stern interviews (44:00)/ the tent fiasco (46:00)/ making your wonder years (57:00)/ an occupational masochist (1:00:34)/ The Knee-Slappers Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show! Randy and Dennis have a new podcast called Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers podcast. If you love the Tigers and MLB, listen here: https://redcircle.com/shows/long-gone-a-detroit-tiger-podcast And listen to Randy talk about b-movies and cult gems with his pal, Tom Coe, on Someone's Favorite Movie: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/someones-favorite-movie/id1482588017
It's the HISTORY OF UNIMPORTANT THINGS! This time, just in time for MLB's All-Star break, we talk baseball. Specifically, the history of Babe Ruth. More specifically, did Babe Ruth call his shot? It's one of the most infamous moments in sports history and we research this event and come to a decision about whether it happened or not. What did we decide? Listen and come to your own decision!
with special guest Dennis from The Dennis Show! and Pro Wrestling Intoxicated!! Tommy loved New kids on the Block/ Homemade MC Hammer pants/ sooooo many Kathys/ getting canceled is only a matter of time/ Debates about burritos/ burrito goes Hollywood/ The unsavory thing about Taco Bell/ Shakes the Clown/ the Summer of Sandler/ Robin Williams talk/ Going Overboard and Once Bitten/ we investigate Bobcat Goldthwait/ seeking Clown Autographs/ Patches/ clown sword/ Dennis from The Dennis Show/ dating while being a recluse/ the art of the phone prank/ Beecher Meats/ Pro Wrestling Intoxicated/ Subscription to the New Yorker/ BumWineBob/ conversations with porn stars/ why would you do that job?/ What is it about indie wrestling that Dennis loves?/ WWE and AEW talk/ Roman Reigns/ Facebook group problems Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone's Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
284. OnlyFeet DOT com Tommy's Only Fans/ OnlyFeet DOT com/ Foot Fetish/ We try to understand the foot fetish/ Socks or not socks/ Foot sanitizer/ Tommy's creed/ Thinking about that foot stool/ The favorite candy of the foot fetish/ Tommy's Roadkill Inspection/ Tommy loves retail/ 9 year anniversary/ Old Dogs Go To Heaven/ Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin has a podcast/ HAKUNA MA'VODKA/ Is cow tipping real?/ forking/ Bea Arthur Yourself/ The Golden Girls of Podcasting/ Cosmopolitan Bookstore/ Death/ Take care of your tractor!/ the origins of Tommy's tech hate/ Randy becomes a straight up loser Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone's Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Inconvenience Store/ car trouble/ The Tommy voodoo doll is working/ grill vs bbq/ clean meats/ ear wax debates/ a different kind of car trouble/ lip blind/ a story of ol’ Red/ we create a new game show/ Ridiculousness/ sleepy grandpa/ tequila/ Tommy is confused by Ice Cube/ GOLD PANTHER TEQUILA/ the table of transactions/ drinking celeb tequila/ calling people is the worst thing/ strong thumbs/ laziness breeds/ arguments about Kurt Vonnegut and sci-fi/ UFOs are real/ masks/ voodoo spaghetti/ believing in vibes/ The mindlessness of Retail/ e-rony/ 5 second podcasts/ Tommy’s death sentence/ dont sling around the clean meats/ government issued parrots
The things that people tell you/ “that’s crazy” is a defense mechanism/ “pull up a chair and stay awhile” acquaintances/ dream jokes/ Tommy doesn’t know Seinfeld/ Tommy saw Tim Allen/ To Frog/ The dreams of Frog Man/ Cajun Whiskey/ Greta Van Fleet/ The Larry the Cable Guy of Rock/ our phone’s are spying on us/ early mornings/ cigarette connoisseur/ Tommy’s last cigarette/ the death of the band/ what’s the earliest vivid memory that you remember? / a big fan of false memories/ the lost decades/ a story of Dude and Gary/ a Nickelodeon nose slime/ Livestream for the Cure 5 coming May 20 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
A lack of fashion common sense/ coat problems/ say no to day drinking/ Tommy’s on the sauce and went to the Story Inn/ World Wide Web/ Tommy is amazed by telephones/ did Star Trek inspire all the technology?/ Tommy hates sci-fi but loves horror/ a horror and sci fi debate/ movie talk/ Tom Selleck runs funny/ is Alien a horror film or sci fi?/ back on the positive train/ a lack of fashion common sense revisited/ a dim memory sparks up/ “we got a flood here”/ tight around the knees/ Tommy saw the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile/ the lost decades/ a discussion about retirement/ in depth research on the state of fashion over the last 40 years/ we dress what we’re afraid of/ The return of missed connections/ Walmart Angle/ chick-fil-a talk/ dollar generals are a government conspiracy/ huge mommy what?/ You’ve entered the no fart zone/ Livestream for the Cure 5 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Unraveling a grand conspiracy/ this pandemic world/ your penicillins and your quarantines/ The claw machine/ no claw/ The Great Finnish Spongebob Famine/ don’t bubble wrap my pride/ come shop at the Wet Market. Our products are all moist/ bumper stickers/ skills are hard to come by/ Man people/ dollar store headphones/ Tommy saves a drum stick/ a return to the Retail Paradise/ Aisle vigilantes/ a full body toothache/ Tommy’s bug salad/ wing talk and Applebee’s/ listener Questions/ getting back into comedy and practicing that act again/ Livestream for the Cure 5/ questions from David the Producer and Dan from Netflix n Swill/ Tommy’s basketball skills are questioned/ what animal would your conscience be?/ Being a funny guy/ holy socks Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Phone germs/ untold camera tales/ Tommy the New Age Preacher/ The diary/ who’s smarter?/ a game of Price of Right/ Randy makes fun of Tommy’s philosophies/ The warrior poet of good virtue/ a hippie transformation/ going to the rock store/ 2020 didn’t exist/ The Pickle Man/ the way people say things/ Randy gets heckled for wearing a mask/ driving rants/ more gas station nonsense/ the hot dog lady/ Rolling Stone magazine/ Tommy’s not upset/ The Bomb/ Tommy’s doing comedy again/ 4-letter words Shark vs Bear: which is deadlier?/ a different strain of bear/ lockdown traffic was the best traffic/ the legend of Two-Shot Tommy/ toe shot/ sports dads/ coaches/ post up/ shooting your shot/ Basketball is deceitful/ athletic Tommy/ no good with organized sports/ what is fun?/ car accidents/ there’s alligators in Oklahoma/ we dissect Sam Hunt’s song, “Body Like a Back Road”/ romance novel trash/ Sam Hunt’s discography/ Tommy’s goal is to make 25K/ Randy tells a joke/ Norm Macdonald/ ‘90s SNL Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
This is a weird episode. Just a warning. We bring our B- game this time! Shark vs Bear: which is deadlier?/ a different strain of bear/ lockdown traffic was the best traffic/ the legend of Two-Shot Tommy/ toe shot/ sports dads/ coaches/ post up/ shooting your shot/ Basketball is deceitful/ athletic Tommy/ no good with organized sports/ what is fun?/ car accidents/ there’s alligators in Oklahoma/ we dissect Sam Hunt’s song, “Body Like a Back Road”/ romance novel trash/ Sam Hunt’s discography/ Tommy’s goal is to make 25K/ Randy tells a joke/ Norm Macdonald/ ‘90s SNL Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
A cynical optimist/ a nail polish mishap/ The worst break up line ever/ poison control/ scarring kids for life/ Dads live for shoveling/ Tommy talks about Marc Maron/ I have a trauma too/ poison control is still a thing/ that one time Tommy drank kerosene/ poison control blogs/ The Reese’s Pieces Debacle/ mouthbreathing/ Tommy had a great day/ The Dalai Llama/ early bedtimes/ Tommy’s career as a wedding dj/ ruining a wedding/ ruining a club/ Bam, Bam, Bam/ social media writer/ The Heights/ my chest/ old and bloated/ nostalgia and old Wayne’s World/ Keanu Reeves and Knock Knock/ looking like an uncle/ never been cool/ Matthew mcconaughey is annoying?/ The metamorphosis/ Tom Coe is the reason Tommy is a comedian Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. ommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
It's the second installment of the History of Unimportant Things. This time, it's the history of Bud Light mascot, Spuds Mackenzie. Names/ beer mascots/ that first sip/ beer is a pain that you inflict on yourself/ Dean of Partyology/ the origin of Spuds Mackenzie/ Senior Party Consultant/ Spuds as a sex symbol/ ayatollah partyollah/ Spudstitutes/ 80s pop culture icons/ the image of Spuds Mackenzie/ Spuds was a man/ The Myth of Spuds/ The Andy Kaufman of Dogs/ the death rumors of Spuds/ Spuds gender/ Honey Tree Evil Eye/ the end of Spuds/ Spuds and Sir Mix-a-Lot Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Song of the Hermit Crab II/ Getting bullied and wicked wedgies/ Porker/ All animals want territory/ more Hermit Crab facts/ America’s Next Top Crab/ Never disturb Hermit crabs during the day/ greatness is not my calling just painful mediocrity/ comedian Will Green joins the show/ Will Green’s School for Wayward Youth/ Will defeats Tommy in a contest/ did you ever see Stephen King in Maine?/ Fourway/ distractions in comedy clubs/ Penis Philbin/ owning a food truck/ Foodhub/ Alan Jackson’s Chattahoochee and Will Green’s bit about it/ The trash can story/ the writing process/ Praising Mike Birbiglia/ Tommy stole Will’s joke about the Bernie Sanders meme/ an Alan Jackson fan group/ country comedians Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Randy’s respect for authority/ the police/ shenanigans at a Seven Mary Three concert/ I was an 8-year old anarchist/ The Hulk Hogans vs The Ultimate Warriors/ the middle finger/ “Do you know we’re able to see Uranus next week?”/The why is the universe so weird?/ What’s weirder space or the deep sea?/ Tripping Octopi/ The Wallflowers of the Sea/ The Orange Man/ Two Sentence Scary Stories Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
This is a 2-part episode! Part 2 will be released later this week. Get thrilled. Why do you talk?/ small talk/ Small talk is the junk food of conversation/ word pox/ Turn up the fun blues/ CRAB CHEESE/ Ghetto Gouda/ small talk is a straightjacket/ Why do they make public restrooms like caves?/ Tommy’s excited to be going back on the road doing all the comedy again/ Tommy’s begging for black market vaccines/ Randy learns about PBR (professional bull riding)!/ We want to interview AEW wrestler, Jungle Boy/ A GQ article on Zendaya, plus the price of clothes/ The new Match dot com commercial with Satan/ There’s a Chevy Chase, Maryland/ Border Raid/Fakesbook/ Tommy is not a prolific TikTok filmmaker/ Tommy watched Fargo/ Tommy needs new tattoos/ happy birthday to Jonathan Davis of Korn, LL Cool J, Howard Stern/ that TRL/ we found Jennifer Love-Hewitt/ “Driver’s License” song/ Luke Combs/ Bodies By Tommy Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
This time, we interview comedian Cliff Cash about his new album “Halfway There” coming out on January 8!! We talk about van life, the end of the world, surfing, selling photographs, having side hustles as a comedian, Tommy as a Step Son of Anarchy, and whether or not the entertainment world will rebound. It's a fun conversation! Also: Adulting problems/ I saw a man get shooed/ Tommy the floormeister/ Cat Problems/ Tommy problems/ Merkin Face/ men want to look so old/ Niagara Falls all over your face/ Cats on catnip/ It gets better in your Sweet 40s!/ We talk about The Bachelor/ The Walking Human Photoshop Project/ Fat Bachelor/ The History of Unimportant Things (the hut): Kentucky Meat Shower/ Tommy’s scary story/ how eats falling meat from the sky?/ TikTom/ interview with Cliff Cash/ Talk the realm/ Chris Farley talk/ SNL talk/Tommy’s in a book Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
This podcast wants to speak to your manager. It's a new feature to MRS - The History of Unimportant Things (The HUT), in which we look at the history behind the weirdest and irrelevant things in pop culture and beyond. You'll learn so many useless facts...you'll be such a savage the next time you go to pub trivia. The history of Unimportant things explained/ the Karen meme is like Lil Jon/ knowing Karen’s in their natural habitats/ is the Karen haircut an evolutionary trait/ the can I speak to your manager meme/witnessing Karens in action/ who is the next Karen/ is Dane Cook responsible for Karen?/ linguists on the name “Karen”/ the popularity of the name/ the male version of Karen and Chad/ feminists on Karen/ the big business of Karen/ the Karen Halloween mask/ K-dar/ the CAREN act/ what happens when a Karen meets another Karen/ Karen: The Movie
At ease, maggots. This time, Sgt Slaughter becomes our patron saint! He's a real American hero and followed us on twitter, so this eppy is dedicated to him. Plus, Eve 6 puts our tender heart in a blender with their endlessly fascinating Twitter account. Welcome to the Miserable Retail Slave Show! Watch your words/ my jaw hurts/ supple/ Epiphany/ Vaping/ Joe Camel weeps/ living embodiments of our own vices/ why do people want us to try foods that they don’t like?/ A Christmas Story and sticking your tongue to a pole/ an original Harley/ Grandpa would punch tornadoes in the face/ losing your edge/ the one armed man with road rage/ Tommy gets punched in the face/ Humble in a Different Way/ Sgt Slaughter Fancast/ Sgt Slaughter is the new patron Saint of MRS/ wanting a Sgt Slaughter GI Joe/ Cobra Clutch and a Sgt Slaughter and the Camoflauge album/ Tommy fell asleep at a Neil Diamond concert/ Slotter the otter/ singing the tweets of Eve 6 Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Snake oil salesman/ a hellable offense/ Uncle Snake Oil/ gas stations are the new Snake oil/ Yellowjackets/ gas station pizza/ spray hard/ The Lighthouse of Florida/ Tommy picks up a hitchhiker/ Lost in the memories of old VCRs/ no limits to gas station blessings/ Tweakers/ Letterkenny talk/ Dead to Me/ The Christmas Episode/ Randy misses retail/ Santa is the ultimate checks and balances for the under 10 crowd/ Headphone talk/ empowered no more/ Where is Fabio?/ Tether Claus/ we write a Die Hard Christmas song/ Tommy’s Christmas wishes/ Tom Cruise loses his mind on some crew members/ a reference to Howard Dean/ Reasons not to mess with Tom Cruise Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Tommy talks to the Toys/ a brief history of Jimmy Olsen/ Tommy’s epic life/ Management material?/ Hands free!/ Howard Stern resigned with Sirius XM/ Bob Dylan sold his songs for $300 million, Jacob Dylan weeps/ actor and model is default career choice for celebrity offspring/ “we talk about men in their 60s”/ stop bullying Bob Dylan!/ Headline This: iron crotch Kung fu/ Always Justified/ the military men and their show of freedom/ how do you train for iron crotch Kung fu/ Tommy isn’t an improv artist/ People drive to their mailbox in their vehicles/ The Hot Coffee/ Tim Dick/ Last Man Standing and Home Improvement crossover/ Saxquatch/ Hat man or the puking comedian/ have you ever seen someone at the bar say leave the bottle?/ the hoodie is the security blanket of the B-Rabbit generation/ we don’t make fun of Covid-19!/ what a suspicious disease/ The coronavirus is not The Babadook/ Aquaman and playing chicken/ Tommy ran a category/ to vaccinate or to not vaccinate/ an 8th grader with a Mustang/ what’s life without living? Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
The CONVENIENCE STORE lives up to its name/ The Deadliest Vice/ Adult Magazines/ Porny Claus/ Brand Redneck/ Larry the Cable Guy/ Have You heard of Godzilla Your Face/ Tommy's Jeopardy memories and RIP Alex Trebeck/ Network TV is the New Indie Underground/ Getting into TikTok/ Magnum PI and Tom Selleck's life story/ Mustache Duel/ Pure Magnum, All the Time/ Owning Hermit Crabs is a Chore/ We Pitch a Movie - VAMPIRE LOBSTERS/ Midwestern Accents that Newscasters use/ April O'Neil's sex life and Casey Jones is NOT husband material/ Sassy Sir Lancelot Crab/ Outgoing vs Shy Crabs/ Those Monoliths!/ Jetpack Man
Ruiner of worlds/ masked men/ who’s tossing cod/ the white trash lottery/ honkers/ The Masked Singer/ Take My Breath Away/ what’s the difference between a David Blaine and a David Copperfield?/ Heart Attack Cupid/ A Brief History of Brian Austin Green/ I don’t need a Fox in the hen house/ Tommy hates cake/ Tommy and Lee Good Feet/ A Foot Artist/ people are insufferable/ Cold and Fool Season/ Dirty Carl/ Counting cigarettes/ The Boston Public/ Black Betty/ MY mechanic/ No holds barred Grease Monkey Death Match/ Black Friday/ Tommy and Dave Landau and the return of comedy/ Master Splinter/ vaccines/ online dating in the era of covid/ Tootsee Roll/ Content Love Songs/super super/ were-Ralph/ hunting season Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Patty Cake/ The West Virginia Phil Collins/ Our Duty as Entertainers/ The Great Glitter Reckoning/ Dandy British Grocery Stores/ Propaganda from BIG MASK/ Glitter - the ultimate Narc/ Don’t Save the Whales, Save the Tuttis!/ Election Night/ Waving a Tony Danza flag/ Shirtless men are weird/ “Don’t lose weight”/ Driveway beers/ Turning 39/ “I’d break your limb and sign your cast”/ Running through the woods/ Manager John ruined the election/ Shout out to Jason and his retail rant/ Someone else sh_t my pants/ Hindshite/ MRS No More!/ Grown up jobs/ People are always so angry at Joe Rogan/ Alex Jones/ Escaping retail/ Don’t ever pick up a Siren at sea/ 2020 is the lost year/ What happened to Tommy?/ Car shopping/ The overselling salesman Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Killer Mosquitoes (3:30)/ NASA found Life on Venus? (4:57)/ The Doomsday Draft (7:00)/ Draft rules (7:44)/ attack of the cloned sheep (9:54)/ carnivorous giraffes (11:20)/ heil storm (13:15)/ Leonard Bernstein (14:10)/ announce your diseases (18:00)/ the talking bully virus (19:40)/ Retail Robot Apocalypse and the Time Allen origin story (21:30)/ Chopping Mall (25:00)/ The ghost of your least favorite grade school teacher haunts you (26:00)/ ouija boards (27:24)/ Tommy is retired (28:50)/ The Six Fingers of Abe
Everyone could use a Rob Schneider on their shoulder/ droopy masks and face diapers (3:15)/ mystery shoppers in retail and the story of Holy Holly (7:22)/ the NEW Miserable Retail Slave (19:00)/ Tommy the floor master (20:22)/ Tommy gets harassed at a bar (22:00)/ if you got a face tattoo, what would it be? (24:00)/ Sitcoms are the new punk rock (26:10)/ Very Special Episodes (28:50)/ Punky Brewster (30:00) The Battle of Unimportant Things (The But) - TGIF theme songs (33:17)/ awkward or nah: where do babies come from (38:07)/ the Donald Trump rally experience (39:00)/ TGIF Full House (45:00)/ Someone’s Favorite Movie (46:45)/ The Gripe List (48:00)/ Family Matters (1:00:00)/ a new fad - Gripping Food with Force (1:03:00)
Fretting about this weird world (2:47)/ Freddy Covid the great boogeyman of our time (4:17)/ bringing back the Lil Jon (6:40)/ reckless Randy and shady pasts (8:00)/ the birth of Benny Punchline (9:30)/ Randy couldn’t be president (10:30)/ The Batman Card Kingpin (11:48)/ Tommy the canceled comedian (19:00)/ Tommy is taking real estate classes (21:00)/ The Ghost of McKinley Road (26:35)/ Big Boss Realtor (35:00)/ an awkward gas station encounter (36:30)/ Taco Bell’s Mt Dew Mysticism (39:30)/ Brettski (43:00)/ the anniversary of Elvis’ death (45:04)/ a brief history of all Tommy’s band (45:56)/ Elvis conspiracies and why Elvis (48:00)/ Korn and Nickelback have covers of The Devil Went Down to Georgia now (50:25)/ Tommy tries to be RL Stine (53:00)/ A Real CatDaddy and introducing Miserable Retail Kitty (55:00) Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
The Comedy Show! This time we review Jerry Seinfeld's new Netflix special, 23 Hours to Kill Tommy’s perfect/ Comedian (4:30)/ Seinfeld the show (5:10)/ Seeing Seinfeld live (8:35)/ Comedians in Cars Having Coffee (12:00)/ the charming arrogance of Seinfeld (13:44)/ 23 Hours to Kill (20:00)
Hot Boy Summer/ the stairs (2:00)/ “drilling all the bits” (3:14)/ waking up on the wrong side of the bed (4:20)/ my last nerve and the great kerfuffle (5:00)/ UNBELIEVABLE - a Retail worker’s tale (6:10)/ the irony of going back to work (12:30)/ the great social media philosophies of folks you went to high school with aka Microsoft Death (13:20)/ Tommy’s affairs with Mistress Alcohol (19:35)/ Tommy was on Jake Shane’s Shane Train podcast. Poor Jake! (21:53)/ face mask humor (24:05)/ Earring language (26:00)/ people are upset because Adele is skinny (28:21)/ murder hornets (29:55)/ Tommy the runner (36:15)/ Bluff (38:00)/ Manager John speaks (39:37)/ the ideal age (42:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 (44:23) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
THE COMEDY SHOW This time we talk about Greg Giraldo's stand-up special/comedy album "Midlife Vices" The type of comedy that we like (2:50)/ “celebrity golf” by Mike Birbiglia (4:00)/ Ghost in the d-pic (5:56)/ interview with Dennis Miller on The Anthony Cumia Show (8:00)/ Midlife Vices by Greg Giraldo (15:45)/ the Comedy Central roasts (18:30)/ the secret origin of Larry the Cable Guy (19:26)/ the delivery of comedians (21:30)/ making fun of a subject without actually making fun of something real (24:00)/ segues in comedy (26:10)/ the bit that influenced Tommy the most on this album (29:06)/ technology (32:50)/ Making fun of Michael Phelps (34:00)/ easing into more reality based humor (36:45)
High pitched/ Tommy’s secret life as a dancing thespian (0:35)/ Tommy had his voice dubbed (1:35)/ the King of the Mooners (3:17)/ the 70s were sepia toned (5:00)/ Last Dance with Michael Jordan (7:13)/ Starter Jacket Wars (9:35)/ A conversation with a kid who doesn’t know Michael Jordan (11:05)/ life is weird right now - watching Tony Hawk do a 900 (17:08)/ The art of skateboarding (19:45)/ People are weirder than ever (20:14)/ Tommy is into aerobics now (22:22)/ Tommy designed new merch (23:56)/ The mystery of small faced men (28:10)/ callous (32:50)/ the secret origin of Tommy’s tattoos (33:30)/ when did tattoos become ok? (36:20)/ Blame the tattoos on Aaron Lewis of Staind (38:50)/ the song “Outside” was a generational angst anthem (40:00)/ Fred Durst talk (41:00)/ Hustle (47:50)/ Tommy steps up to the next level (48:25)/ the doppelgänger (49:45)/ mask fashion (52:50)/ men embrace old (55:30)/ Mike Tyson bought tigers from Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic is Glass Joe from Punch Out (56:51)/ the comedy show (1:00:50) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
“All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You” song analysis/ how bad are things? (1:25)/ Fletching (3:26)/ the ending to the song (6:00)/ online dating in the time of corona (8:20)/ cuddle brothel (11:14)/ Indiana Jones discussion (12:56)/ the one corner of Walmart (15:00)/ ice cream “parlor” (18:13)/ black market haircuts and Tommy wants a perm (19:16)/ wearing a retail mask (22:13)/ Xena Warrior Princess gives panic attacks and mints take them away (23:13)/ Tommy doesn’t matter (28:00)/ Zoom Meetings are the worst (31:30)/ Tommy’s Zoom comedy show and taking setlists and notebooks on stage (32:23)/ love in the time of corona: missed connections (38:30)/ Ryan Reynolds, Bert Kreischer, and Van Wilder (39:30)/ Tommy’s a friendmaker and ant facts (48:00)/ Mr Soapbox (51:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 (51:35) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
I want to be haunted by a ghost/ “now hear me out” (1:24)/ a mail order ghost company (1:53)/ ghost dads (2:23)/ Tommy won’t use a ouija board because it works (3:50)/ Richie Rich vs Poverty Joe (5:00)/ ghost camouflage and how long do you have to be in a house until you know it’s haunted (6:45)/ how to stir up ghosts, according to Tommy (8:45)/ Randy’s tale of college Calculus (12:34)/ The Corolla (16:15)/ Coronavirus Cop (18:30)/ Tommy cries about stand up (19:30)/ living in an insulated bubble (20:00)/ A Tommy cover songs album (22:24)/ what we need now is dinosaurs (23:30)/ baby wooly mammoths (24:26)/ Ghost Mammoth (25:30)/ The Narcissist (26:50)/ poor d-bags (37:20)/ I can see my mortality in Sarah Bareilles’ face (41:16)/ missed connections are gross right now (44:00)/ Dana White and UFC is going to buy an island (45:30)/ UFC Island (48:20)/ Tommy’s spoiler outrage (49:25)/ Ask Tommy Anything (52:00)/ Shoutouts to Netflix n’ Swill, The Untrained Eye, and Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Tommy’s peanut butter eating spoon/ Paranormal overload (1:05)/ existential crisis Bigfoot and Squatch’s Lament (2:00)/ demon deer (4:30)/ big Quarantine fun (5:50)/ Ted Talks 2 Much (11:46)/ our corona rules (13:09)/ Social Distance Warrior (14:29)/ the private hell of close talkers (15:00)/ the social distance dance (16:00)/ Essential Retail Slave (18:58)/ Treat Tommy’s facts as the Onion (21:00)/ Following the rules (24:48)/ Retail madness (26:50)/ Chuck Norris Action Jeans (28:18)/ Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, and the history of fighting games (30:08)/the word of the day for the week: big knots (32:15)/ grocery cart duels (34:14)/ do you feel lucky (36:00)/ new segment: The Pinfall. WWE, Wrestlemania, and Hulk Hogan (39:00)/ Demandments (46:34)/ drive thru strip club (53:45)/ auto brewery syndrome (57:54)/ who is the prime rib now and the Salisbury steak man (1:04:37) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Tommy wakes up afraid/ a scary story and a format change/ counting sheep (2:30)/ the grandfather clock tolls and a mind poet (3:50)/ who rings the doorbell (5:05)/ the wet Willy is a knockout punch (7:00)/ teens have video games that they need to watch someone else play (9:30)/ chili (10:50)/ look to the little things (12:00)/ the era of social distancing (16:12)/ Tommy’s Minnesota Adventures (16:45)/ Pookie and getting sad for green beer (19:25)/ being ghosted in the nicest way possible, using coronavirus as an excuse, online dating in the era of corona (20:25)/ Retail is now at the top (23:49)/ a drive by spitting (24:51)/ a mouth full of diseases and the picker (25:50)/ Retail is the worst it’s ever been (27:00)/ the great toilet paper hunt (28:00)/ “I’m gonna party till the end of the world” (28:56)/ Tommy says he’s not a braggart and then brags (33:00)/ old coworkers, canceled sports, and state spirit (34:00)/ the walking sexual harassment in human form (36:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 (41:00)/ social media has never been a friend (45:25)/ a new segment called Tomfoolery (47:04)/ Tommy’s a good person (47:42)/ Episode 250! (48:54)/ missed connections - PYT (57:40)/ the age range of PYT (57:00)/ The girl in the polka dot dress (1:03:00)/ a group of two women and Randy’s theory of dialect (1:06:00)/ stairwell sliding was this episode (1:11:05)/ shoutouts to Epic Film Guys, Netflix n’ Swill, The Untrained Eye, Glen Thinks Stuff (1:16:00) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Full Body Condom/ your hands are deadly weapons (0:34)/ Aquaman’s 60-minute rule (1:48)/ that bubble boy life and bubble boy pick-up lines (3:05)/ what about the Miserable Retail Slaves? (4:41)/ identifying those who don’t wash their hands (5:30)/ The Great Toilet Paper Raid of 2020 - fear and loathing in the TP aisle (6:14)/ the grand lost art of teepeeing (7:12)/ never talk to your parents (8:14)/ Toilet Paper Masks (8:54)/ Things are serious with coronavirus, but let’s laugh (9:22)/ the real winners (10:00)/ wash your elbows/ finding guidance through Marshawn Lynch (13:50)/ the life advice of Marshawn Lynch (16:24)/ take care of y’alls mentals (17:27)/ mooch dot com (19:24)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 with Epic Film Guys/ what does the Corona virus look like? (24:00)/ The Bachelor - listen to your heart (25:19)/ magician love (26:46)/ viral content is a good virus - 2 Girls, 1 Cup (29:19) (Episode 249) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
Fake Facebook profiles/ Miserable Retail Short (2:50)/ the dots above my I (5:53)/ a lady walks into a quilt store (6:31)/ grandmas gone wild (7:45)/ the death smell of horse (8:30)/ burying a dead horse (9:25)/ a perfect time for revenge (10:02)/ pour one out for your fallen horsey (10:50)/ stink worries (11:30)/ the story of the worst cut down I’ve ever heard (11:59)/ our own personal Pig Pen (14:30)/ Livestream for the Cure 4/ what is the worst smell you’ve ever dealt with (18:25) (Episode 248) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com
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